Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/17/17 Jeff Fisher Show: A Long Year Filled With Events, Where Does The Time Go
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How in the world are you?
Wow.
Does it seem like, I don't know, three weeks, forever, since you and I've been together.
It's good to see you.
You look fine.
You know, as fine as you can look.
And, wow, I feel like since we left for vacation, since the radio show and the network took a vacation.
Many of the people working here are going,
we didn't take a vacation.
What are you talking about, fat man?
You know, the people that are people.
Since we've been, every day something newsworthy.
And I mean, really newsworthy, something is, obviously, every day something happens.
I got it.
But it's amazing to me, every day something happens.
It's like, oh my gosh.
and it
it just
sets me back
for example this week
we had
we had the horrific shooting
in in Alexandria
and the same day
we've got a shooting in out on the West Coast
at UPS
that gets a little coverage
eh
a few people got killed
the UPS workers
remember the old going postal
now it's going parcel
now it's going parcel
Don't worry about it.
Forget about it.
It's fine.
It's fine.
And we're now supposed to, you know, be kinder and gentler.
Kinder and gentler to each other.
The rhetoric is supposed to be toned down.
It doesn't feel like it.
It really doesn't feel like it.
I felt like it for maybe a couple of hours.
Maybe.
And that's about it.
And now we have the big news.
I really don't understand why Megan Kelly is taking such a hit for the Alex Jones interview.
I mean the hatred for her has grown tenfold since her Fox days.
And I'm not really sure I understand it, but it's there.
and the good fine
broadcaster
Alex Jones
knows that
he's going to be made to look like a madman that he is
and so he's trying to
you know his preemptive strikes with his release
of the audio recordings
I listen to him
you don't need to hear him
it's Megan Kelly setting up an interview
if you've ever set up an interview in your life
it's the same crap
yes
we're going to talk. We're going to talk. I'm not going to edit the heart out of what you mean.
The ass is not going to be a set-up piece because she knows
that the dear, loving, wonderful Alex Jones will do it to himself.
And he did. In the promo.
We're talking about that. He did.
And the Sandy Hook people, go after Alex Jones. Don't go after Megan Kelly.
Alex was the one that said it was,
I thought that.
The green screen.
We all saw it.
After him.
Meg is just pointing it out.
He's a douche.
Everybody knows it.
He's made a fortune
hawking his stuff on the internet forever.
It's his stuff.
There's a reason why
the commercials are hawked by him
because it's his merchandise.
And God bless him.
He's made a fortune.
A fortune.
We found that out in the divorce trial or the custody trial with the kids.
Good for him.
But don't try to then pawn yourself off as.
I'm just a broadcaster.
Just don't.
Don't.
And he's got to do this.
I mean, if he's going to be relevant at all, he's got to do what he's doing.
So that's what he's doing.
Trying to make himself look like it was set up and that he's still relevant.
So maybe someday, someday, if I suck up enough,
Donald Trump will call me on the phone again and tell me how great I am.
Maybe someday that will happen.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
And then we had, I mean, in all this time, we've had the North Korean kid,
the auto, how do you say his last name?
Warm beer?
Warm buyer?
Otto warm beer.
released because he got botulism and took a sleeping pill and has been in a coma.
Oh, man, do you hear about that all the time?
People, oh, he's got botulism, man, I took a sleeping pill and now he's been in a coma for a year.
Man, that's reported everywhere.
I mean, really, they're saying now that he was, you know, it was obviously the North Korea friends, our friends,
A friend.
North Korean lunatic
you know, pummeled him into this coma.
But he's back home and he's in rough, rough shape.
Rough shape.
It does not look good for him.
And he had, the father has handled it very well.
We did hear that this was due, I mean, to our State Department with Rex Tillerson
and the president, Donald Trump.
I mean, good for them.
The father had said,
that the Obama administration, if not Barack Obama himself,
I just try to keep a low profile.
We'll try to get this stuff, but just take a low profile.
How about no?
I'll do respect, Mr. President?
No.
But they did, and this is what happened.
So he's home, and he's in rough shape.
You can say prayers for him.
You can say prayers for Steve Scalise, who's in rough shape.
I mean, it was the shooting,
Alexandria. We'll back up to the shooting real quick for just for prayers. Those, I mean,
it could have been so much worse. And I know that is a little comfort to the Scalise family.
Could it? Well, yes. Yes, it could. And with our medical teams here in the United States,
and really in D.C. and Alexandria, he will probably make it,
but it will never be the same.
Never be the same.
You know, something that, you know, the guy that,
this joint around here, Glenn Beck said,
yesterday that I had really thought about is that,
and I'm sure there's a doctor listening,
maybe, that will say, Jeff, you're out of your mind
and so is he and you don't know what you're talking about.
But when people have complete blood transfusions,
I mean, when you lose so much blood
and they're just pumping blood into you into your body,
so it ends up that really you're ending up at the end game
with none of your actual real blood, you're never the same.
I thought about that, and I thought, you know,
it kind of makes sense, but, I mean, your body sooner or later is,
Then you'll think about it
and the body sooner or later
it kind of turns it into your blood, right?
It's inside you.
So maybe it's just the wounds
that make it
never the same again.
But he's got a long road to recovery
and you can say your prayers for Steve Scalise.
And they had the big baseball game
and they still played the baseball game good
and I'm still pissed
that our president did not go to the game.
Oh, that's right.
He set a beautiful video.
It was so cute.
It was so nice.
Play ball.
You guys are so great.
Our president did not go to that game.
And the reason that they gave.
Security is too hard to take care of at a ball game.
We can't.
You shouldn't go.
Are you freaking kidding me?
The president of the United States,
of the United States.
Security is to our
care. I shouldn't do that. You know what? Find a new
security team. Oh wait, the Secret
Service. It just is amazing
to me. I can't believe that the president
can't go where he wants to go.
I understand. I understand the
whole premise behind it.
I understand.
We in this building, as a matter of fact,
have not gone to places
some of us.
Because security
couldn't be
couldn't be tight.
Too unsafe.
But the president of the United States
at a stadium just around
and this is around the corner.
My gosh.
I mean,
he could have snuck in.
What about a jumpsuit on?
That I would like to see, actually,
the Trump jumpsuit.
I just walked in.
Now, the president is not going to do that
because no way is the president of Donald Trump
going to sneak in and be a,
regular guy.
He likes the pompant circumstance, but
I can't believe. I honestly thought that they were saying
that and then that he was going to actually show up.
I was saying that to make everybody believe he wasn't going to show up
and then he was going to show up.
So there had to be another reason.
Like, I don't know.
I don't want to go to a stupid baseball game reason.
It had to be.
Because I can't, I won't.
I can't, I won't. I don't. I don't want to believe.
that here in the United States of America,
our president can't go somewhere.
I just won't believe it.
They would make people stripped down to get into that stadium for his safety.
Just amazing.
Amazing.
And then we had the hero in Georgia,
the two prisoners that escaped and killed the guards,
and they're running around crazy.
And the local guy,
here's somebody trying to bring him.
break into his car, he goes out, hey.
And he holds the prisoners, puts them down.
That's some money, right?
They put out a reward out for their capture.
He took care of that for him.
Calls a neighbor, they give them over and hold him at gunpoint, laying on the ground
until the police department come there.
That's first responders.
Those guys are first responders.
And you saw the prisoners with their shirts off and they're tattooed from top to bottom.
I mean, they could hide in society really good.
You would never know they were there.
I mean, that was pretty amazing.
And congratulations to that man and his neighbor for doing that.
But they picked the wrong car to try to steal.
And good.
Good.
And then Texas came along after the Supreme Court gave Trump, you know, a little time to file the brief for the travel ban
since the Ninth Circuit said, oh, no, it's the travel ban.
too racist because of words he said in the campaign. We know it doesn't say that on the actual
on the actual wording, but that's what it means. What? What? Yeah, we know we're, we're judges
and this is a court of law, but we can't, you know, it doesn't matter what it says. It's what
what it means.
What?
So I hope the Supreme Court actually sides with the president,
but the way things have been going these days, good luck.
But then Texas just enacted its anti-Sheria law bill.
There are no other laws.
There are no other laws than the Constitution of the United States,
the federal government, and the Texas.
state laws. There be no Sharia law taken over. Except there's
the guys we had on the air here in Irving, Texas, that have
their Sharia court. They say that it's not binding and it's not
you know, you can't be held accountable with this court
to the Sharia law court. You're just going before us to make a ruling for
the heck of it. We're just trying to let you know that Sharia
would do it this way.
But we're...
You don't have to do it like that.
You should do it the way
we don't believe in.
You know?
Screw the Constitution.
Screw the federal law.
State law.
We have our own law.
Okay.
Okay.
I got you.
And then we had, sadly,
lost in all the shuffle.
The death of
Batman.
Adam West.
Look, the reason that he was such a big deal is that, you know, they're the boomers,
the baby boomers all grew up watching the stupid bam, pow, wham!
And then the creation of all the Batman films.
And so Adam West was like, well, you know, I'm getting a little old.
And I've done a lot of TV and a lot of movies, but, you know, I was Batman.
I was Batman over here.
going to go to all the comic cons and make a lot of money and it'd be interviewed on shows.
And I actually met him five or six years ago, something like that.
And it was a nice man, nice man.
And so yes, I've met Batman.
And I made the joke on the air about all the Batman should show up with,
in their in uniform at the funeral.
Oh, no, that'd be disrespectful.
Would it, come on now.
Tell me.
You don't want to see every Batman dressed up as Batman at his funeral.
Tell me.
Now, I'm going to play a clip in L.A.
They lit up the Batlight in honor of Adam West in Batman.
And then the mayor spoke and then Bert Ward spoke.
I will say, in the process of Bert speaking,
you'll hear him mention something about,
he's here with us in spirit.
And in LA people are like,
uh,
yeah,
we'll pray for him all right.
They were,
okay,
Bert.
But I will also say that,
uh,
if the other Batman show up in their Batman outfit,
Bert should not show up in the Robin outfit.
Cause it's going to be,
I don't think it fits anymore.
Count down to the light,
the bad light.
That's pretty cool.
It is,
that is kind of cool.
Adam West taught us.
This is the mayor of Los Angeles.
That each one of us had a heart of gold.
And that we could have a fun time doing it too.
And there will never be a Batman like Adam West.
And there will never be another Adam West.
Bert Ward.
We don't have him here physically.
But let me tell you, I think we got him here spiritually.
Oh, yeah.
And I would tell you what I want you to know that he would be saying to every one of you if you were here.
No, we are here.
He would tell you that we're all on this planet for such a very short period of time.
To make the most of every day you're here, to be with your family, be with your friends, be kind to people.
But such a difficult life.
I'm telling you, it's not just fighting villains like we do on camera.
Life is difficult.
It's not like we used to.
I'm not here to preach to you.
I'm here to tell you that my friend Adam would want every single one of you to be incredibly happy and to be.
joyous because he spent his entire life as a performer, making people happy, making them
laugh, and trying to make this world a better place.
Thank you, Bert Ward, and I make fun of Bernard.
I shouldn't because he's being so nice and, you know, it's about the death of Adam West.
At 88, he had leukemia, man, he was still out there.
Hawkingware is as best he could.
Rest in peace, Adam West, and the original Batman.
and there is no report of when the funeral will be or the burial,
so I'm sure the family is keeping that all private
because even if the real Batman's don't show up in Batman outfits,
thousands of people from around the country show up with their kids in Batman outfits.
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What?
I'll tell you what.
You know, there are...
number of things that happen throughout life every day that just are, and we're going to get to
a few of them as this show progresses on. It's good to be back. I seriously, it's good to be back.
And even if you're going to continue to wear what you're wearing right now, fine. Don't worry
about it. Nobody cares. Well, somebody does, but I don't. And we're going to get to them.
I mean, we've got Cosby trial still happening. I mean, the jurors are going back into deliberation
right now, the judge.
And we got,
oh, we will,
we have talked about that.
We got,
I can't tell you how much we've got.
We've got so much that it's,
it's overwhelming.
I should probably just go take it down.
We'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
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We've become so dependent on the internet.
We have become so dependent on the internet.
We really have.
I mean, and thankfully, right?
I mean, this is an internet company.
Theblaze.com slash radio.
The blaze.com slash TV.
Glenbeck.com.
MercuryRadioarts.com.
1791.
And then there are times when because we've become so dependent on the internet,
when it's not working properly,
it's very frustrating.
Very frustrating.
At some point,
I am beginning to believe
and I could be wrong
that when the internet
do people
in this building that we work at
here in Irving, Texas, Mercury Studios,
and by the way, 1791's having their big sale going on,
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I believe that the internet do people, when they leave on Friday, they turn the internet off.
They just go, oh, you know what?
We'll just turn it all.
And it'll just screw everybody up.
And so that when he opens the email on Saturday, it'll be completely different.
It won't start and play good because then you'll have to reset everything and it'll be completely different.
Oh, man, will we get them?
Oh, Jeff would be so mad.
It doesn't matter, though, because he's telling Jeff.
He doesn't know about it.
Right?
Doesn't matter?
No matter at all.
Don't worry about it.
Right?
Now, I would like to say that congratulations are in order.
To the government and our military.
As, you know, seven Navy crew missing.
Skipper hurt in a collision off Japan.
The seven sailors were missing and the captain, and two others were injured after a U.S. destroyer and a container ship collided off the coast of Japan.
A U.S. destroyer and a container ship collide off the coast of Japan. Isn't that special?
Hmm. It's amazing that our military is letting ships run into container ships.
You agree?
In other news, the Army began mandatory transgender sensitivity training this week.
Good. Good.
The other branches aren't quite ready yet, but the Army is ready.
The Army is ready.
And so that's good. It's good news, right?
In other news, Defense Secretary Mattis?
Yeah.
He testified that he was shocked by the poor state of the U.S. combat readiness.
What?
What?
The defense secretary?
Now, I'll grant you that the defense secretary, you know, definitely is always out for us
some more cash, so this is a little bit of play for that.
But he put most of the blame on Congress for its inability to approve budgets on time.
So, again, he's after more money.
However, after he's testified about the U.S. combat readiness being in a poor state,
now that we get the news of a destroyer running into a container ship, what are they doing?
I didn't say that the container ship hit the destroyer, but if a ship, I never was concerned
about one of Kim Jong whoop-y-whoops missiles hitting anything belonging to the U.S.
United States.
But if a ship carrying containers can hit one of our destroyers, maybe I should be.
Maybe I should be.
I know.
I know what you mean.
It's a little crazy.
I got it.
But I'm just saying it's possible.
It's possible that perhaps Secretary of Defense Mattis is right.
And perhaps we need to really go.
Go back into the military and re-structure a little bit.
Go back to the basics.
The basics.
Breaking down, you build them up, you get them ready.
The whole sensitivity training thing,
it really doesn't work for the military.
What do I know?
Now, I mentioned Bill Cosby trial.
Jurors just went back to start deliberating as the beginning of the show.
they went back to start deliberations again.
Now, the judge had them go back in because they were deadlocked.
CNN reporting that there were two jurors that were not going along with the rest
and holding steadfast.
Now, then CNN broke the juror down, the jury down by a gender and racial line,
so they lead you to believe that the two black people on the jury are the ones that are holding out.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
I mean, according to CNN, there's six white males, four white females, one black male, one black female.
Now, they've deliberated for 52 hours.
More now.
And the judge was like, you can't leave.
Um, your honor, we've delivered it all this time.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Mr. Ryle, throw this thing out, start again.
You can't leave.
Not until you reach a verdict.
Oh, man.
You know, I know, thank you.
You know, so much for your time.
But, uh, we really, we really, we're at a deadlock.
We can't decide, you know, Bill Cosby.
Got all the information.
We got people who holler.
And then we got the whole deposition thing
that we're hearing this testimony from the deposition.
You can't leave, never.
What if we can't find, you know,
if we don't come to a verdict and we still have, you know,
people holding out, then you'll be here forever.
You must reach a verdict.
So I would say that perhaps, you know,
Mr. Cosby has a little bit of a,
A little bit of a, a little bit of a case.
Right?
A little bit of a case saying, you know,
I mean, it almost appears like I know the judge is saying,
you know, until you reach a verdict,
but there's two people that are holding out.
And since, I don't know, you know, since,
you know, since probably most of you are, you know,
want to find him guilty.
I get it.
You probably want to find him guilty.
You can't leave until he's guilty.
You're on a road of deadlock.
I mean, we've been held up in this stupid room here for, you know, a long time.
It doesn't matter.
Reach a verdict.
So I would say that if the two are still holding out,
if they hold strong, you're probably going to get a mistrial.
But they've asked for all this,
they've asked for all this testimony and they want to know the meaning of things.
The only reason they're doing that is because the other two people,
they want to show the other two people, look, look, read this, read this,
he's supposed to be guilty.
We've got to find him guilty.
And we want to leave.
If you don't find him guilty, we can't leave.
you're the judge
please
stop holding out
look at the testimony
I know it's testimony
well they don't know
but it is testimony
that we weren't supposed to see
in the first place
but it is testimony
because other judge ruled
that we could see it
so here look at it
look at it
look do I think
Cosby's a dirtbag
now of course he is
but you know
the guy is what 100
blind, he's leading around,
he can't even walk on his own.
And I'll let him be, go home.
You've ruined the man's career.
You've taken away his livelihood.
You've taken away his iconic status.
Right?
I mean, so no matter what,
the only thing left is to find him guilty
and you're not leaving until you do so.
I mean, isn't that grounds for, you know, I don't know, a retrial?
Maybe, you know, we think again.
We think, Your Honor, you know, we were over here with this jury and they couldn't,
they were in a deadlock.
And because you told them, they can't leave.
Until they, you know, found a verdict, perhaps they just came to a verdict over exhaustion
and just wanting to be home with their families.
I don't care.
You can't leave until there's a verdict of guilty.
Okay, Your Honor, you think maybe, I don't know, what do you think?
Maybe we, I don't know, send in for lunch.
Fine, but you're not leaving.
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Did you know?
Did you know that Netflix?
Netflix.
And I, you know, I love Netflix.
I'm a subscriber to Netflix.
I think I pay Netflix more money than my salary.
Because everybody uses my account and I have to keep adding TVs to my account so I'm able to watch it.
So I don't know what kind of deal we have.
I think their big deal actually is you pay their monthly fee and you get four.
You have to get up to four devices that you can use at the same time.
And I think, I think, right?
I think it is.
And that's what's wrong with Hulu, actually.
I'd subscribe to Hulu, but the Hulu's problem is they only let one device run at one.
Stupid.
I'll pay you more money.
Let me watch it on more than one device at the same time.
Whatever.
But Netflix is now larger than cable television.
Did you know that?
It has more subscribers than cable television.
Cable television since 2012 has been gradually,
and some really not that gradually, going down.
It was at, I think, in 2012, it was 55, 55, 50.
56 million.
I don't like that.
That might have been 58.
And Netflix was 25, 30, maybe in 2012.
And both have been coming to meet, and they just, Netflix just surpassed cable.
Cable is now at about 48 million.
And Netflix is up about 50 million.
So they've surpassed cable television in subscribers.
That is absolutely amazing.
And you just had Amazon purchase Whole Foods for $13 billion.
So who's left?
Who's left after this?
Right?
You're going to have Amazon, Google, Facebook.
maybe Netflix, unless Amazon or Google buys them out.
Right?
Who are the big ones?
Walmart, maybe?
Left standing?
Because, I mean, stores are closing left and right.
Left and right.
The brick and mortar stores, a bubba.
Nobody wants brick and mortar.
Let's see.
I can go out into cold weather or hot weather and shop and get things and bring them to my house.
or I can pay to have it delivered to my house.
Hello.
Ding dong.
I just said it right there.
I'll put it away.
Or here's an extra 10.
Put it away.
It goes in that closet right there.
I'm a huge fan of that.
Tell me America isn't great.
Tell me, America is great.
I mean, you just call, every grocery store now
is starting to have, you know, home delivery.
We're going, actually having to drive to the store to pick
up. You know what? No thing.
Just bring it in and set it on that shelf
right there. Yeah. Don't mind
me. I'll dress up later.
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Nice to you to come along for the ride today.
Appreciate it.
It's been June 17th, 2017.
It has been a long 2017, and yet it's gone by so fast.
Tell me how that happens.
I know you're saying something out loud, drinking your coffee going,
Now it has an idiot.
Cheers suck.
It's just been seemed like it's gone by so fast, and yet so much has happened.
So much has happened that it's like, oh, is it really?
Only June and all this has happened?
Really?
Now, there's a new study.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this study because at first glance, you think this can't be real, right?
you think, oh my gosh, it is real.
According to research published in Sex Rolls, a Journal of Research,
who doesn't get that delivered to the house?
I mean, I try to just get that delivered right to my email box,
so I don't have to even wait for the postal service to deliver it.
There's a strong desire to cuddle and hug between a bromatic,
friends while kissing is just another way of showing affection. One of the students involved
told the authors, you can lie in bed with your bromance, have a cuddle, just talk. Well, another
said he understood it as having a cuddle buddy. A third thought cuddling, hugging, and sex
jokes were a core part of the romantic relationship.
Now, for those of you that aren't aware of what a bromance is,
it's been defined as an emotionally intense bond between straight men.
Okay.
Now, before I go on, I would like, I am like,
I'm almost not a heterosexual male.
I mean, some days I just depends.
Don't look at me like that.
I mean, I can identify whatever the hell I want, when I want, got it?
Don't look across it.
Don't look at me like that.
And I have lived with other men.
Now let me rephrase that.
I have shared living space with other men.
I have still, I have friends that I've known for years.
are identifying as a male, as I normally do.
And I have never wanted to use them as a cuddle buddy.
Now, maybe it would have evolved.
I mean, sure, you sit around and you drink and you smoke or whatever.
You watch movies, you hang out, you know, whatever.
Maybe I'm just, I didn't evolve fast enough.
Maybe it would have ended up with, ah, just come here, baby.
Just come here.
Cuddle.
You need a hug, baby.
A little,
Lucas?
No.
I'm sorry.
No.
If
would I consider an emotionally
intense bond between straight men
of bromance?
Yes, I've had that.
On the stand, under oath, yes.
Do I think that if you
are cuddling
and kissing your
bro
that you're
having an emotionally
intense bond between straight men?
No, I do not.
In all 29 of 30 men
who took part, said
they cuddled their bromatic
partner.
It'd be fascinating to see what they're, what they're,
I mean, what you and I think is
cuddling. It's fascinating what they think
is cuddling. Don't think about that too long.
The latest work also backs of 2012
study that found 89% of 145 surveys.
It's not 145.
I mean, it's real small.
Undergraduate heterosexual men had kissed on the lips.
It doesn't say whether they were sober.
I mean, there's so many jokes and it's just, I have to, I'm, I am toning myself down for you.
You're welcome.
One participant said, guys nowadays,
in my generation.
Okay.
Well, right there.
I got it.
I'm the old guy.
There is so much kissing between guys because it's showing affection.
88890-033-93 is the phone number.
I'd like to know if you are in the kissing because it's a showing affection generation.
Added I hug and kiss my bromance and tell him I love him.
An emotionally intense bond between straight men is what a bromance is.
Participants also talked about how comfortable they were to be naked around their bromances.
And you know what, I'm kind of barely comfortable to be naked around myself.
You know, for the most part.
One participant said, I live in a house with three other guys and there are massive bromances going on between us.
Okay.
You know, good for you.
but that is not
necessarily
a straight relationship.
I'm sorry, it's just not.
It's okay.
But I don't necessarily think I would call it a
bromance.
Now what makes this okay?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because they also walk around naked.
Look, I've got no problem
standing naked in a room with my house.
mates, we feel comfortable being naked around each other.
What is it a porn shoot?
I mean, come on.
The study was conducted across a three-month period between August, 2014 and November 2014,
and involved semi-structured interviews into the friendship.
What does that mean?
Semi-structured interviews.
Into the friendship experiences of 30 undergraduate men who identified as heterosexual or mostly heterosexual.
Mostly heterosexual, I would say.
leads this.
They were enrolled in one of the four undergraduate sports degree
at the University of, in England.
It says you're at a single UK university
at a university of Kentucky.
Okay, guarantee you.
Well, it is the bluegrass rate.
I have no idea what that means.
So, I mean, that's where we're at, right?
That's where we're at.
It just doesn't.
Doesn't matter.
Love the one you're with.
Listen, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
I mean, it's Crosby still as Nash said it 100 years ago.
So far out of their time.
And it comes right back around at you right now.
We also have in today's world families who are raising their children right.
Raising their children the way they want to be, the way they need.
to be. There's no hammer being put down. There's no you're going to be a boy. You're going to be a
girl. There's no, hey, just go outside and play. We've got a career to make. We've got work to do.
We've got to make you strong. And even if you're eight years old and once in a while you like
to wear girls clothes, good, good. Because, you're, you're eight years old. And once in a while you like to wear girls' clothes.
Good. Good.
if you do that, oh my gosh, we can put makeup on you.
We can teach you how to dance.
And we can be supportive parents.
And we can get you into voguing classes.
We can get you into singing classes.
We can get you into all kinds of dancing classes.
And we can get you new clothes to wear.
And your sister will be fine with it.
your sister will be a film with it.
Melancon Nemesis Quinn, Melanchon golden,
otherwise known as lactatia.
Now I'll tweet this story out.
I'll tweet the story out because it's a fascinating video
with lactadia and her parents.
and the performance at the work the world drag tour
to the RuPaul's drag race
now they invited lactadia up on stage
than the younger queens
oh they just love little lactavia
now before the performance
we ran into lactadia on the street
and lactadia
a fascinating
fascinating little
boy girl drag queen
and had this to say
I think that
anyone can do what they want
in life
it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks
if you want to be a drag queen
and your parents don't let you
you need new parents
if you want to be a drag queen and your friends
don't let you you need new friends
Amen.
Here we go.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
This is the Jeff Fisher show.
Breaking news, mistrial declared in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial.
Mistrial declared.
So they asked for all that information.
That's exactly what they were doing.
The people who had decided that he was guilty,
asked for all those information that they could throw it into the other two's face
and say, find him guilty so we can leave.
So there you go.
Ms. Trial declared in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial.
Now that does not.
You know, this is what everybody's going to say.
It doesn't make him not guilty.
It doesn't make him guilty.
It just means that the jurors could not come to a final decision.
Yeah, we understand that.
Thank you.
However, do you think?
Do you think that they're going to retry him?
I mean, really, you've ruined the man already.
I mean, he's not, obviously, he's Bill Cosby.
He's, you know.
But the iconic Bill Cosby, that's gone.
You've taken away his livelihood.
That's gone.
You've taken away his outlet of being able to perform live.
in public, that's gone.
I mean, my God, what more do you want?
His blood.
We want to find him guilty.
We need his blood.
Well, not right now.
Not right now.
Okay?
Because the jury couldn't do it.
So good luck.
The odds of him being.
tried, man, you got to believe they're pretty slim, right? I mean, everybody hates them now.
They were coerced against the defendant. Wow, the jury said they were coerced against
the defendant. That's what they told the judge. Wow. It was a conviction. It was not likely
going to happen. It could be overturned on appeal. A little information for, I mean, this is Fox News
reporting this right now. I mean, this is going to be fascinating to see actually what happened
in the jury if we learn exactly what happened to be on the jury. Have you ever been on a jury?
I have. And it's a, it's a, it's a fascinating, a fascinating way to spend a day.
Or weeks and hours until you find the person guilty.
But I was on, the jury, the last year I was on, I knew exactly when we went in for their, for the
voir duet, where they asked you questions before they're deciding who's going to be on the jury.
and I, you know how to answer them.
I mean, if you have half a brain.
So how do you feel about that?
Oh, I really love Hitler and I think all people should die.
We don't need him on the jury.
He can go home.
I mean, that's pretty much done.
You know how to answer the questions.
Oh, I just, I just want people to leave me alone and get off my grounds or I'm going to shoot him.
He can go.
Women should just serve me.
He can go.
You think you can answer the questions, honestly?
I just did.
So you answer the questions, you know, the way, what they want to hear and you get on the jury.
We were on the jury.
I spent the entire day listening to this trial on this guy.
It was an aggravated assault with intent.
I forget what exactly what the main, what they were charging him with.
But it was just under murder.
I mean, he almost killed this guy.
And he took a drill with a cord, a cord drill.
and swung the drill around by the end of the court
and bashed this guy into the face at least ten times.
I mean, it smashed the hell out of them.
And so I spent the entire day thinking, okay, I'm going to do what they asked.
He's not guilty. He's not guilty.
And, you know, prove your case. Make him guilty.
And then we get to the, we hear all the case was a one-day thing.
The judge wanted to be a one-day thing.
He didn't want it to be hours and hours and hours.
We're going to wrap this up in a day.
So we hear the case, prosecution and the defense,
and we go back to deliberate.
And there was one or two that were questionable,
but at the end of the day, you knew this guy was guilty.
He was guilty.
You did it.
Now, it took us a while to decide because there were a couple of,
that needed to hear him.
So we got brought the evidence in.
We asked to see evidence.
We asked to see some of the testimony again.
And then whoever wants to be the loudmouth gets to be the head of the jury.
So yeah, that was me.
And so I mean, I'm the one that gets to say, guilty, guilty.
And my name is Bill, that guy right there, not Jeff.
And so we found him guilty.
But they ended up finding out that he had done all this other stuff.
that if we don't know that.
Death penalty.
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So apparently the prosecution will, at least what they say,
will retry Bill Cosby in the sexual assault case.
Let me say this to the prosecution.
Stop it.
How many times?
I mean, stop it.
I mean, at some point, let the man be.
And I don't want to hear, it could possibly be a rapist.
Well, you know what, if you believe that now,
because it could find that he was and he is or whatever.
The man is 80.
And the problem with some of this was that they,
the people that he raped in quotation marks are now,
They talked to him and dealt with him after the so-called attack.
So it seems as though they were okay with whatever happened.
Okay.
I have to take care of a little internal business right now, and I apologize.
I apologize.
Bottom of my heart.
But I've got to do this on the air because I don't have any.
I want to be able to share with you,
and I want to be able to actually get some work done.
So just take a side note for just a second.
Okay?
Just a side note.
And so you know what's been happening a little behind the scenes.
I really have been having some Internet issues with my laptop.
So some of the stories and information that I really wanted to share with you,
some of the inside small information,
I'm not able to print because I'm not able to open up the story on my laptop.
And I can only open up like one story at a time on my phone and go back and forth.
So I'm trying to get all this information instead of having it printed and sort it out in front of me.
Now, I just asked my producer, board op, extraordinaire, Chris, hey, you know what?
I'm tired of messing around with this.
Let me send the show prep sheet to you and have you print out our two segment two.
because I want to go back to a couple of those stories
since we're in Hour 2 segment 3
because obviously we did the Bill Cosby stuff
in Segment 2.
That was breaking news and we'll get that news to you as the show goes on.
Now, when I ask for Our 2 segment 2,
that doesn't mean print Hour 1 segment 2.
That means, and he brought it in, he did what I asked,
and he gave me the full segment 2.
From Hour 1.
Are we in Hour 1?
No.
I can't.
Seriously, it is so difficult to find good help.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus or not, but it is so,
you can't find good.
You can't.
I mean, you can ask for people to apply.
You can try to do interns.
You can try to, you know, say people, oh, you've got experience great.
But you can't.
I mean, I don't know.
This is what's wrong with America today.
You can't find good help.
I know you know this.
I know you know this.
I got it.
I can't believe.
Actually,
I'm just messing with Chris.
Got it?
Are you happy now?
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, you could have co-related a little bit
and taken out the sheets that don't matter,
but whatever.
I'll take care of it.
I got it.
I'll take care of it.
There are a few pages in this story
that you really don't need, which I was going to just kind of get rid of.
Don't worry about that, though.
I know you just wanted to get it printed and get it out here to me.
I appreciate that, a whole bunch.
Don't say that kind of stuff.
They get mad.
You're going to tell them that you appreciate what you're doing, even if you don't.
Welcome to it.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
888-90-33 is the phone number.
We did have some breaking news.
Bill Tricie.
Bill Cosby, a mistrial declared in the Cosby case.
The prosecution does say that they will retry the case.
And it is, you know, Cosby is what, going to be 80 soon?
I think we've had enough.
I think we've had enough.
And I thought, let's say, you know, we had, we even had the judge,
You can't leave.
To the jurors.
until finally when they came out today
and said after they were supposed to go into a session at night
they came out a little while and said,
Your Honor,
we are deadlocked and there's nothing else happening.
So off they go.
Off Bill Cosby goes. They're in Norristown, Pennsylvania.
You know, there are times when I think,
how many, really?
I mean, I already, I've done one or two stories,
already today that I question the smartness of the American people.
And I think, you know, maybe people aren't as dumb as you think.
I mean, I think that.
I think, you know what, people are not as, uh, it's okay.
It's okay.
And then I see this.
And I know that I'm not talking to you.
I know that you listening to this show, whether it be live, 9 a.m. to noon on Saturdays on the Blaze Radio Network,
or whether it be at your convenience on a podcast at the blaze.com slash radio, the Jeff Fisher show.
Anytime, anywhere.
Just put me in your pocket and take me with you.
I know it's not you.
You are not one of the 48% of people asked that don't know where chocolate milk comes from.
You are not one of the just under 10% of people who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
I know that you are not those people.
I know this.
I know this.
Are you?
No, you're laughing.
You're going, no, that can't be real.
You can't be real.
Now, there's plenty more little things to worry about, but I know there's a lot, you know, the world.
Jeff, the world's going to hell.
I know.
I know.
I know.
We've had fires in Europe, terrorism all over Europe, in the U.S., all over the world.
soldiers are still dying in the Middle East.
Russians are coming.
North Korea is sending back nearly dead people they've arrested.
I know that.
I understand that.
But you should, the very basics,
the very basics of life,
you should realize that chocolate milk
doesn't come from a brown,
doesn't come from a brown cow.
Now, if you are one of the under 10% of people who believe that chocolate milk comes from a brown cow,
I'm sorry to upset you.
Okay?
I'm sorry to upset you.
I realize that it would be upsetting.
Not what?
There are no chocolate cows?
No.
No, there's no chocolate cows.
No cows that deliver chocolate milk.
Sorry to disappoint you.
And I know, guess what?
A hamburger is beef.
Did you know that?
That's right.
A hamburger is beef.
I don't want to, now that you should pull the car over.
You should pull the car over right now.
Because I am absolutely a flabbergasted that people think that chocolate milk comes from
brown cows.
I cannot honestly believe that.
I don't know that it can be real.
I think that those 10% of the people went, yep, brown cow.
Do you know where chocolate milk comes from?
Yeah, a brown cow.
Okay, they answered it to brown cow.
It has to be, right?
It can't be that many people.
It just can't.
Now, they're blaming it on, you know, hey, people don't know where they get their food from.
They know they go to the grocery store.
That's where they get the food from.
They don't know where it actually comes from.
right they don't know that you know hamburgers a beef you're conditioned to go to the store you don't know where you don't know where the food comes from you know you don't know that a french fry comes from a potato you don't know that uh you know a pickle is a cucumber people don't know that well no i know take a breath to pull the car over if you're going to hit something if you're going to use the guardrails guardrails are there for your safety but go ahead and use them
but maybe you talk to your kids a little bit
about where things come from.
It's a good process just to walk through the grocery store
and talk about where things come from.
It just, it amazes me.
And then I think, you know what?
Nah, it's not real.
You know what?
That's just people messing with these people asking them questions.
It's just people messing with people asking these questions.
And they're saying, you know what?
We're going to really mess with these people.
And we're going to, we're going to tell them, you know what, we believe.
Hey, you know, you never guess what happened today.
So I'm out for this walk, and they're doing this survey.
And they asked me where chocolate milk come from?
I was like, oh, good, it's a brown cow, idiot.
And I kept walking.
And they wrote it down.
So, man, did I mess with them?
Man, did I mess with them?
and then I see the headline
don't put ground wasp nest on your vagina
to tighten muscles Warren's gynecologists
now I could go on and read that story to you
and continue to let you know that
that's actually
seems to be true
the all-natural treatment
looking to rejuvenate
and Titan.
But for those of you that believe that you could put ground wasp nests on your privates to tighten muscles
are probably the same group of people that think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
You have your phone out.
It's close to you when you are with your partner at all times.
Is that a true statement?
You keep your conversations with your partner short
because your attention is more focused on what is on your phone.
You break your attention from the conversation you are having with your partner
to look at or respond to your phone.
You check your phone when there is a lull in the conversation.
If you're watching TV together, you look at your phone
when there is a commercial break.
You take a call that is not urgent
when you are having quality time with your partner.
Any of those statements, true?
Do you know what you are?
Do you know you are a fubber?
It's called fubbing.
P-H-U-B-B-B-I-N-G.
Fubbing.
Now, according to this,
it could be ruining your relationship.
According to me, I say it probably is extending your relationship.
Because without the phone,
you're like, holy crap.
Are you boring?
I am leaving.
I am out of here.
And the only reason I've been here this long is because when you stop talking, I go to Twitter and I forget how dumb you are.
I think it's extending your relationships.
So fubbing is helping relationships in America.
No problem.
I see it all the time.
I'm fascinated at the parents that are with their children, let alone.
Let's split it up for just a second.
Parents, children.
Children talking to parents, parents looking at their phone, answering, whatever they're
answering, text, emails, Facebooking, Twittering, Instagramming, vining, whatever the hell
they're doing, Snapchating, looking at, you know, silly cat faces, oh, ha ha ha ha, ha, and moving
out without just talking to their children.
Children, doing the same thing, parent, talking to it.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
nobody wants to put their phone down anymore.
It's pretty remarkable.
And it's remarkable to try it,
to really go out of your way,
to not be fubbing.
And it's good luck.
Good luck.
Because after a while, you're almost like,
well, you know, hey, we gave this thing a shot.
And dinner isn't here yet.
So go ahead, pick up your phone.
I'm going to pick up mine.
I've got...
The last thing I want to do is talk to you.
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It was a success.
Begin Life Force reboot program.
Now.
Stand clear.
Life signs stable.
It's alive.
Set it loose.
This is the Jeff
Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
In the home stretch for Lawrence Jones standing by to give you his thoughts and comments on the happenings of the world.
What are Lawrence going to talk about today?
What is Lawrence talk about?
Not that I don't listen to his show, but I've been gone for a couple of weeks and what's he been talking about?
Do you know, Chris?
Chris said that he's going to talk about some of the hottest, best, most covered topics in America today.
give you his
his
genius observations
on those particular
happenings around the world
so what do we've got going on? We've got
the immigration
Alex Jones
shooting
hate Trump
welcome to Lawrence Jones show
that's almost every show
that's almost every show in America
you know
that's
I know it is.
It's okay.
So tomorrow, this weekend,
here in Irving, Texas,
at the Mercury Studios,
1791 is having a big sale.
The door is opening at noon,
less than an hour away here.
They've got racks of clothes out here
that they're marking down a huge percentage.
I don't think it's online
because I think this is just the overstock
that they've got all rode up and up on license.
You know, and I love,
1791. Look, I sport the 1791 hat almost everywhere I go. I've got a couple shirts,
got a thing of the most. I had the big text jeans, the fat guy jeans. Most of the time,
there's not a fat guy segment. If you look out there at the 1791 clothes, there's no big and
tall sign. There's no, hey, fat people shop over here. No, there's none of that. The large and
extra large of 1791 is like the large and extra large of Ralph Lauren.
There aren't any.
Okay, it's the, it's the fat, the fat guy section in Ralph Lauren is the guy that's
struggling to keep those extra 15 pounds off.
He has to get this extra large for the weekend.
It's agonizing.
Agonizing.
But, anyway, the clothes are made here in America and you come on down.
I think it's noon to six today.
might even be longer noon to age or something like that.
And then tomorrow is two to six.
So you can, you know what?
That's a good Father's Day present.
Tomorrow's Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day for all of you that are fathers and responsible fathers.
Just, you know, because you're a father, big whoop.
I got 80 kids.
Okay, great.
But are you a father?
I am not, so don't wish.
Don't wish me.
Happy Father's Day anyway.
Anyway, for those of you that are fathers and enjoy your children, seriously, it's amazing how fast they do grow up.
I mean, think about yourself and how you went through your life as a child and with your parents, and the next thing you know, I mean, you're an adult.
And you're looking at your parents going, oh, my God, do I still hate you?
So that happens so fast.
So enjoy them, really.
I mean, my daughter, my 10-year-old daughter, who's going on 20, probably more like 21.
I was working last night.
I was sitting at the desk, and she comes up to the side of the desk and asks me something.
I looked up and looked at her face, and I mean, she looks like this 20-year-old human.
And I had to lock her up.
I'm not letting her out.
That's not doing it.
She's not allowed to go out anymore.
It's all.
It's okay.
I mean, you know, find me.
But she's just not going on.
It's not going to happen.
I'm not allowed.
I know how I am.
She's not going on.
It's going to happen.
So I'm reading this article in the New York Post.
Sex in Space is a real concern.
that science needs to figure out.
It was so funny, I was reading the story,
and I actually had the story saved to talk to you about,
because it's like, come on now,
I think we'll figure out,
and I understand, we need to figure it out, right?
Because we don't know anything about it.
We're all we're hepped up about sending people to,
we've got to get people to other planets.
We've got to figure it out,
but we have to know,
What it's going to be like.
We have to know it's a real concern.
Something we really don't know about is human reproduction in space.
Uh-huh.
This is an assistant professor at George Washington University at the Atlantic Live panel.
And I mean, I don't know about you, but I watch the entire Atlantic Live panel.
the internet was streamed live.
If we actually want to go places and stay there,
there's a key component to that,
and that's having babies.
Go to the curtain number three, having babies.
It's hard to imagine getting it on
during a rocket mission, is it?
And space suits aren't the most appealing
when it comes to foreplay,
aren't they?
But during the long mission to Mars,
which Elon Musk hopes to make a reality,
okay.
Do we need to go to Mars?
How about we go the other direction?
Let's go somewhere else.
Let's go somewhere else.
I mean, Mars is the key.
Everybody wants, I don't know to Mars.
I don't go to Mars.
I mean, we already saw the movie.
We know how it ends.
There are many things that humans need to prepare for
before attempting a long-duration space travel.
Yes, like eating.
Combating the radioactive space rays,
beaming from the sun.
Keeping your other.
You choose one.
Go ahead and choose one.
Do you choose combating the radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun,
keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness?
Or romping, having sex.
Pick curtain number three.
But sexual reproduction, probably the most important.
You, I think.
If we want to become a space-faring species and live in space permanently,
I know I want to become a space-faring species.
Specy.
Hello.
From Earth, we're space-faring species, humans.
So we've got to address it, right?
So I put this in my pile of a pile of show stuff.
And I get this email from one of the producers for this show.
Robert
Here's his email to me
Now I may just be just a little bit naive here
But I think the bigger problems to solve
Before sex and reproduction in space
Bigger problems to solve
Before sex and reproduction in space moves to the top of the list
I think getting NASA running again
Sending astronauts to space in American spaceships
Would be a good first step before worrying about this
Not to mention all the other things wrong here on Earth
Uh, yeah.
I agree 100 and 10%.
However, if you have to pick between combating radioactive space rays,
beaming from the sun,
or keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness,
or reproduction.
I mean, which one are you picking?
Really?
Which one are you picking?
Curtin number three.
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We did have breaking news this morning.
Bill Cosby trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania, mistrial.
So when the judge said last night, you can't leave, they came back this morning and then he finally said, go ahead, gave him a mistrial.
The prosecution does say that they were going to retry the case.
You will see.
We'll see.
We will see about that.
Now, we also got the 1791 thing going on here in Irving, Texas.
If you happen to, you know, you've still got time, hop a flight.
Come on down.
DFW or Lovefield and grab an Uber to the studios.
6301, Riverside, Irving, Texas.
Those are your coordinates.
Should you decide to accept?
And you come on down, spend a little time at Mercury Studios.
I'm not going to be here.
I'll be here for a while.
Plus, Brad Staggs and I'll probably do a Facebook live
and take you through the 1791.
We'll give you a quick tour of the sale that's going on.
today for 1791.
Now's the time to get your products.
We've got to move everything.
Because brick and mortar stores are going down like they're on fire.
This Bill Cosby, what is he?
He's got like a cane, but it's not a cane.
It's like a little walking stick that's short.
What is that?
It's a pimp stick.
It's not what is that.
It's a pimpsick.
That's what it is.
God bless him. God bless him for that.
It's not like I'm blind, but I'm not blind stick.
I mean, it's just kind of a reach out and tap stuff stick.
It doesn't have the little white coloring on it.
It doesn't have the, hey, it's got the extra long.
You know the extra long ones.
Holy.
There's like walking sticks, man.
But that's almost like a, I don't know what it is.
It's like just a stick that some kid gave him.
Hey, Bill.
I'll carry my little stick.
Okay, great.
Thank you.
It'll make you look like you're still.
blind. But I mean, I guess he is
blind, right? We heard the interview that he did with
what's his face from
Pennsylvania, is Merconish,
that he is blind, at least in one
state, right? Maryland or something?
Yeah, yeah, he's illegally
blinded in one state. I forget
what he, you're right, he called it something else.
It's so funny.
He had not seen
person, something like that. It was really strange. Anyway,
anyway, I just can't, I just happen to look up and see
them sewing him leaving the courthouse
and he's
he's got some little stick and then he just kind of tripped he ran into a little brick that kind of
along the sidewalk they had the little walkway where the brick comes up along the people's
flower bed there in front of the courthouse and he kind of tripped into that get a longer stick
you'll know where it is anyway anyway he's the trial is a mistrial and bill gets to go home
and he's not found guilty by a court of law and i'm sure he's guilty by you he's guilty by
everyone else in America, that's for sure,
except for those two people in the Jero's box
who said no.
And the judge tried to make them stay forever
until there's blood.
But they resisted.
Good for them.
So this took place.
We all heard about the Shakespeare
in the park.
Getting shut down, Bank of America all wound up
because they're portraying it like it's modern day,
and everybody is perceiving that Caesar is Trump.
And they're killing the president.
They're not killing Caesar.
They're not being, that's not Caesar.
That's Donald Trump.
We never said that it was Donald Trump.
We don't care.
Look at how long his tie is.
It looks just like Trump.
And so they had a performance.
This was not, I don't know if this was the same.
place that they had the last performance
or this was in Central Park
because they have in New York
they all have their little
theater in the park around the city
they all show up and think they're so cool
theater in the park
so they're doing this
and it gets I mean this lady
walks on stage and they've got
a guy filming it and you see the guy
what's his name
Jack something
and he's hollering on so I watch this and I think
what does he hope to accomplish?
Is he going to...
What is he...
What do you get out of this?
Because all I'm getting out of it is...
Shut up!
I came here to watch the stupid play!
I don't...
Okay, so here's the audio.
Let's play the audio.
She's going up on stage.
Freedom.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for a second.
Pause for a second.
Okay, that's what you go.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we're going to pause for...
a second because we don't want
people beating the crap out of these two people that are shutting down
your play. So we're going to take a little bit of a break for just
a second and you'll go get a drink and we'll deal with
this.
Going to pause security.
Security please.
If I'm in the crowd
I'm praying to God security
pumbles these people. I'm there
to see the play.
And the demonstration is
They're ready.
We can't take it.
So they get her.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for just a second.
Momentarily.
You need to do a restroom break.
Go ahead.
We can take care of this.
Security.
Here to see this stiff of play.
So now, now they're dragging her off.
Right.
And the guy that's filming it decides, well, hey, they're dragging her off.
I'm going to start filming myself because security, I can't.
Nobody knows I'm still here.
They're dragging her off the stage, but I'm still out of the audience.
And this is Jack.
You are all gerbils.
You are all Nazis like Joseph Gerbils.
This is Gerbils.
You are all gerbils.
You are inciting terrorists.
Let me a second.
Is it gerbils?
Is it gerbils?
Is it gobles, goobers?
What is it?
I don't think it's gerbils, though.
I'm pretty sure it's.
It's not gerbils.
And I'm pretty sure that if it weren't gerbils and gerbils was still here, you would be dead.
But anyway, go ahead.
The blood of Steve Scalise!
They go in your head.
Oh, wait, what did I say?
The blood head?
What?
Seek the leak?
Oh, the blood of Steve Scalise.
Sorry, Steve.
My prayers are with you.
Sir, sir, sir,
Sir, would be proud.
Sir, sir, come this way.
The security is there enough, sir.
Sir, not going to.
Sir, dragging them off.
Gurbos would be proud.
Gurbals would be proud.
Gervils would be proud.
Nazi.
You are Nazi.
Come on.
Come on.
Grubles would be proud.
Security, please.
Get out.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Kill us.
Get out.
And the crowd is like, holy,
get out.
Leave.
We want to see the show.
And it's late already.
We just want to see the show.
Get out.
Gurbos!
Garbles!
Come on.
Now, apparently, this Jack is going to be on the morning blaze with Doc Thompson on Monday.
So hopefully Doc will be able to decipher what he hopes to accomplish.
I mean, you got recognition, being played all over the country, right?
he saw whatever
of his a girlfriend or his
you know
his a protest mate
storms the stage
and he stays out there
and hides in the audience
until she gets pummeled
and then he decides to
you know put this
gurbles
gherblers hit there
the blood of James Gilles
right
so perhaps a doc could give
him maybe a little
hey it's not gherbles
it's not gherbales it's not
gerbils
There's a thought.
You know, what actually became of this?
Does he think that he did more than look like an idiot?
And that's it.
I can't take it.
Just shut up.
Shut up!
I'm here for the plane.
The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network.
So, oh, the district attorney now is doing his bill of press camera.
They're all wound up with the Bill Cosby thing up in Pennsylvania,
because they were guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
Even the judge, you can't leave.
And the jury said,
we're deadlocked and we're leaving, okay?
These people over here want them guilty.
These people over here do not,
and we can't find any ground.
So we're done.
And anyway, so if you hadn't heard Bill Cosby trial
in Norristown, Pennsylvania, missed trial.
The district attorney is holding a press conference as we speak.
It was reported that he said, his office, the office of the district attorney office, said that they were going to refile and retry the case.
I would say, good luck with that.
And maybe someone will have some sense and tell him not to.
I mean, how much time and money are we going to waste on this thing?
There's never enough money spent on catching a bad guy.
Okay, well, he's 80 now, and let's...
Let's kind of move on, shall we?
Shall we?
So it comes to my attention that this team wasn't two.
It was more than it was like four.
As part of the alt-right movement that tried to shut down the Caesar play in Central Park.
The guy is the guy is Rebel TV.
right the guy is from the guy and girl are both from rebel TV
and the guy is also the White House correspondent
for Rebel TV is that right
okay so he's part of this four man
oh this four person team
and they're you know they're filming it now apparently
I'm being told that they've got the exclusive deal with Periscope
So she periscoped the attack on the stage.
She shut him down.
I might want to hear her part again, too.
At this point, I would feel that she was lucky.
I would have had something hard.
I may have pummeled her with it if I was in the audience.
Let's get off the stage.
Shut up.
Right in the middle of the play?
Shut up.
Yeah, let's see.
I want to hear her again.
Feed him.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
We're going to pause.
All right, let's take a pause.
Security.
I mean, what did they accomplish?
I don't get it.
First of all, it's ridiculous.
That's a political right.
We can't do that.
Okay, we got it.
And then the guy, Jack, and two other people were filming, so there's more footage to come.
And so it'll be exciting.
Now, she, Jack just got booted.
They kicked him out.
Am I? Get out of here.
And the girl was arrested and charged with trespassing or, you know,
illegally shutting down a bad play, whatever they charge you in New York with.
And spent some time in jail.
And then when she was released, she held a press conference.
Boy, I wish I didn't know that press conference was going on.
I would have gotten up and watched it.
Oh, wait, you don't need to.
You can go back and look at it on.
line because I'm sure it's riveting.
Come on now.
Anyway, good luck, Jack, and he's going to be on, I don't know if it's just Jack or maybe
we can have the criminal.
I mean, the lady that was arrested on as well.
He's going to be talking to Doc Thompson on the morning Blaze Monday right here on the
Blaze Radio Network.
So that'll be a fascinating, fascinating information.
I'd like to see what he hoped to accomplish.
Why is he?
I guess he wrote a book, I'm in love with Trump.
Everyone should be in love with Trump.
Was that the title?
What was the title?
Oh, yes, citizens for Trump.
Same thing.
Same thing.
My title's the same.
It doesn't matter.
It's the same.
You know it's the same.
So you can't say anything bad about Trump?
Yeah, but Trump is still alive and well in America.
Still alive and well, I will say it is a never-ending, I mean, sooner or later would stop.
Stop. Let the man be president for a little bit, would you? I mean, it's never ending the hatred they have for this man.
And I really find it difficult to believe, even the people that didn't like President Barack Obama.
I don't know who those people were. You know, at least allowed him to be.
president. And I mean, he still screwed that up. And I bet you that if you were to step back a little
bit and let Donald Trump be president, he might screw that up too. But standing in an audience in
Central Park yelling, gerbils, gerbils, gerbils, Hitler, Nazi,
is not going to do it.
I got news for you, Jack.
It ain't going to do it.
It makes you look worse than them.
But, hey, you know what?
That's just me.
That's just me.
I'm saving that I was going to do this story,
and I might as well do it.
We've got a little time left here in the show.
Thanks for listening coming along for the ride today.
Lawrence Jones, standing by to broadcast his expertise on whatever the heck he's
pretending to be an expert on.
Coming up at noon.
And then Mike Slater and Joe Paggs all on the,
Blaze Radio Network is your Saturday lineup.
And Sunday, we've got a brand new lineup for you on Sunday now.
Starting at 6 a.m., you got Jackie Daly.
Then David Barton.
Then you have Handel on the Law.
And then we've got a brand new show for you, the Yaron Brooks Show,
starting tomorrow at 2, 2 to 4 on the Blaze Radio Network.
So, I mean, my gosh, we give and we give and we give and we give.
So you know what?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
and if you want to come to this stage and yell gerbils, you go right ahead,
but it's not going to stop us, okay?
We're just going to, okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for a little bit
and take a little break and then security.
And then we're going to come, then we're going to get right back on the stage, okay?
That's what's going to happen.
That's what's going to happen.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio,
Instagram, Jeff EMRA.
And don't forget, Brad, Stags and I are going to be doing.
We'll do a quick Facebook live after the show today.
Just look for the alerts.
I'll tweet when we're going to start the station.
stupid thing. And I'll give you a quick tour, 1791. And I want to do a couple of jokes.
A couple of jokes, dance around a little bit. Now, when you go out and you find things that you eat,
things that you use every day, do you think about what they're made from? What's in them?
What's in them? What's on them? What are they made from? How do companies make that product?
Like, let's say tattoo ink.
You ever think about tattoo ink?
Oh, why would I think about tattoo ink?
I hate tattoos.
Okay, that might be true.
But a lot of people have tattoos, including the two Georgia prisoners that were escaped
and now thanks to a man coming out of a house, seeing them breaking into his car,
holding them until the police got there, are back in prison.
Thank you.
tattoo ink
made
with animal parts
to serve as binding agents
bone char
glycerin from animal
fat
gelatin from hooves
shellac
from beetles
now how much do you want that tattoo
huh
now for those of you that think
oh I'm a vegetarian and a vegan
they make that
it's tough to find
however
I will say that I found out that the vegan ink contains plastic.
So good luck, God bless.
This is kind of, this is what I didn't know.
This one I didn't know.
Beer, beer, some beers contain icing glass.
I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S-S.
Now, it's the substance,
Makes the beer clear, bright, you know, gives that beer that clear bright look.
Now, some breweries have removed icing glass to become what they're calling vegan.
The substance of icing glass, and I may be saying it wrong, but it's I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S.
The substance is made from swim bladder of fish.
Ha! Come on now.
I'll take three cold ones, please.
Is it happy hour?
Yes, okay.
Give me that clear, shiny beer.
Make sure I have some extra swim bladder of fish in it.
Yup.
All right.
Chewing gum.
Now, you know, everybody loves chewing gum, right?
Sugar-free, not sugar-free, big wads of bubble gum.
It may contain a lanylin.
Lannolin.
and it helps make the gum chewy, the lanolin.
Now, you don't have to disclose that you use lanyl in your gum
because it's included in the gum base ingredient.
So if you have to, if you want to know what's in the gum base,
then you'll see the lanyl.
But as long as the gum says, it's, you know, gum base.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I know, but what makes it, let's make it.
makes it chewy. That's the gum base.
The lanyline is a waxy secretion from sheepskin.
Yeah. Come on.
Who doesn't want to chew a big water gum right now?
This one is kind of not sure what to make of this one.
Dryer sheets.
I like dryer sheets.
There's some few people in my household that doesn't like them, you know?
He does fabric softener and you don't need dry sheets to waste of money.
You know what?
No.
Keeps the static down, makes the clothes a little smell a little bit better.
Dehydronated tallow dimethyl ammonium chloride.
Now that's used to coat the dryer sheets.
That's what they put on them.
Now, it makes the clothes soft and it reduces the static electricity, which is what I like them for.
Okay.
the dehydronated tallow dimethyl ammonium chloride is a compound that's a derivative of rendered cattle, sheep, and horse fat.
Man, these clothes feel so soft.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the breeze radio network.
Yes, it is on the Blaze Radio Network.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
Don't forget we've got, you know, during the week we have Talking Fear,
which is our coverage of the Talking Walking Dead,
you know, the putt show, the show that fills the gap between the regular talking.
And we'll have that.
That's usually available sometime Monday afternoon, later Monday evening.
Coming up is Lawrence Jones standing by to do his tremendous.
broadcast here on the Blaze Radio Network
where he gives you three hours of
unlimited information
and thoughts and opinions
from the mind of Lawrence Jones
noon to three on the Blaze Radio Network.
It's the only place you get it.
I mean, sure you see him as a little pop-up head
on a news show somewhere
and he's giving you a little quick tidbits,
but here, here, not only are you getting
little quick tidbits, but you're getting
full thoughts and thought-out
opinions from the man,
which, I mean, this is it, that's the only
place you're going to get it right here.
The Blaze Radio Network, noon to three, the Lawrence
Jones Show. And then Mike Slater, Joe Pags
and the rest of the lineup.
Then tomorrow, don't forget the new lineup.
Don't forget the new lineup.
Jackie Daley
kicks us off at 6 a.m.
David Barton,
Handel on the Law, and then
the Yaron Brooks show, brand new
show on the Blaze Radio Network at 2 p.m. Congratulations to the Skittles company, by the way.
And you know, you know, we've, on this show, we're fans of Skittles, have been fans of Skittles.
I know you can't tell. I got it. But I am. And, you know, they try to do something nice,
and they pay for it. They try to do something nice for the LGBT pride. They're the rainbow Skittles
all the time. So they say, hey, you know what?
let's, since it's Pride Month,
let's do something nice and take our rainbow away
and so that the Pride rainbow can take center stage
and they get in trouble for it
because the Skittles then without the colors are all white.
I mean, that's just got awful stupid anyway.
Somebody should have stopped them.
Why don't we just say our rainbow is your rainbow this month?
How about that?
I mean, something.
other than, I know, we'll just make them all white.
Gurbles!
Gurbles!
Buh!
Can't take it.
Have a great week.
Thanks for coming along for the ride today.
Appreciate it.
Take care of yourself.
Happy Father's Day.
And, my gosh, anybody ever,
anybody tell you you you look good today?
Oh!
That's a mistake, because you do.
You look great.
Except I wouldn't, I don't know.
I don't necessarily know I would
I would wear that thing all day
that you're wearing right now, though.
But other than that, you look like.
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