Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/17/17 Jeff Fisher Show: A Long Year Filled With Events, Where Does The Time Go

Episode Date: June 17, 2017

- Alexandria and UPS shootings- Megyn Kelly's Alex Jones interview receiving a lot of hate- Internet troubles plaguing Jeffy- Military destroyer collides with container ship- Netflix now larger than c...able TV- Research on sex roles- Families raising kids right- Breaking Cosby news- Chocolate milk comes from brown cows?- Vagina tip you don't want to try- Phone addiction ruining relationships- Sex in space- Shakespeare in the park interrupted for depicting the killing of Trump- Ever think about tattoo ink?Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:32 How in the world are you? Wow. Does it seem like, I don't know, three weeks, forever, since you and I've been together. It's good to see you. You look fine. You know, as fine as you can look. And, wow, I feel like since we left for vacation, since the radio show and the network took a vacation. Many of the people working here are going,
Starting point is 00:02:11 we didn't take a vacation. What are you talking about, fat man? You know, the people that are people. Since we've been, every day something newsworthy. And I mean, really newsworthy, something is, obviously, every day something happens. I got it. But it's amazing to me, every day something happens. It's like, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:02:35 and it it just sets me back for example this week we had we had the horrific shooting in in Alexandria and the same day
Starting point is 00:02:52 we've got a shooting in out on the West Coast at UPS that gets a little coverage eh a few people got killed the UPS workers remember the old going postal now it's going parcel
Starting point is 00:03:07 now it's going parcel Don't worry about it. Forget about it. It's fine. It's fine. And we're now supposed to, you know, be kinder and gentler. Kinder and gentler to each other. The rhetoric is supposed to be toned down.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It doesn't feel like it. It really doesn't feel like it. I felt like it for maybe a couple of hours. Maybe. And that's about it. And now we have the big news. I really don't understand why Megan Kelly is taking such a hit for the Alex Jones interview. I mean the hatred for her has grown tenfold since her Fox days.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And I'm not really sure I understand it, but it's there. and the good fine broadcaster Alex Jones knows that he's going to be made to look like a madman that he is and so he's trying to you know his preemptive strikes with his release
Starting point is 00:04:20 of the audio recordings I listen to him you don't need to hear him it's Megan Kelly setting up an interview if you've ever set up an interview in your life it's the same crap yes we're going to talk. We're going to talk. I'm not going to edit the heart out of what you mean.
Starting point is 00:04:37 The ass is not going to be a set-up piece because she knows that the dear, loving, wonderful Alex Jones will do it to himself. And he did. In the promo. We're talking about that. He did. And the Sandy Hook people, go after Alex Jones. Don't go after Megan Kelly. Alex was the one that said it was, I thought that. The green screen.
Starting point is 00:05:08 We all saw it. After him. Meg is just pointing it out. He's a douche. Everybody knows it. He's made a fortune hawking his stuff on the internet forever. It's his stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:27 There's a reason why the commercials are hawked by him because it's his merchandise. And God bless him. He's made a fortune. A fortune. We found that out in the divorce trial or the custody trial with the kids. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:05:44 But don't try to then pawn yourself off as. I'm just a broadcaster. Just don't. Don't. And he's got to do this. I mean, if he's going to be relevant at all, he's got to do what he's doing. So that's what he's doing. Trying to make himself look like it was set up and that he's still relevant.
Starting point is 00:06:06 So maybe someday, someday, if I suck up enough, Donald Trump will call me on the phone again and tell me how great I am. Maybe someday that will happen. Maybe. Maybe not. And then we had, I mean, in all this time, we've had the North Korean kid, the auto, how do you say his last name? Warm beer?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Warm buyer? Otto warm beer. released because he got botulism and took a sleeping pill and has been in a coma. Oh, man, do you hear about that all the time? People, oh, he's got botulism, man, I took a sleeping pill and now he's been in a coma for a year. Man, that's reported everywhere. I mean, really, they're saying now that he was, you know, it was obviously the North Korea friends, our friends, A friend.
Starting point is 00:07:06 North Korean lunatic you know, pummeled him into this coma. But he's back home and he's in rough, rough shape. Rough shape. It does not look good for him. And he had, the father has handled it very well. We did hear that this was due, I mean, to our State Department with Rex Tillerson and the president, Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I mean, good for them. The father had said, that the Obama administration, if not Barack Obama himself, I just try to keep a low profile. We'll try to get this stuff, but just take a low profile. How about no? I'll do respect, Mr. President? No.
Starting point is 00:07:59 But they did, and this is what happened. So he's home, and he's in rough shape. You can say prayers for him. You can say prayers for Steve Scalise, who's in rough shape. I mean, it was the shooting, Alexandria. We'll back up to the shooting real quick for just for prayers. Those, I mean, it could have been so much worse. And I know that is a little comfort to the Scalise family. Could it? Well, yes. Yes, it could. And with our medical teams here in the United States,
Starting point is 00:08:43 and really in D.C. and Alexandria, he will probably make it, but it will never be the same. Never be the same. You know, something that, you know, the guy that, this joint around here, Glenn Beck said, yesterday that I had really thought about is that, and I'm sure there's a doctor listening, maybe, that will say, Jeff, you're out of your mind
Starting point is 00:09:18 and so is he and you don't know what you're talking about. But when people have complete blood transfusions, I mean, when you lose so much blood and they're just pumping blood into you into your body, so it ends up that really you're ending up at the end game with none of your actual real blood, you're never the same. I thought about that, and I thought, you know, it kind of makes sense, but, I mean, your body sooner or later is,
Starting point is 00:09:46 Then you'll think about it and the body sooner or later it kind of turns it into your blood, right? It's inside you. So maybe it's just the wounds that make it never the same again. But he's got a long road to recovery
Starting point is 00:10:03 and you can say your prayers for Steve Scalise. And they had the big baseball game and they still played the baseball game good and I'm still pissed that our president did not go to the game. Oh, that's right. He set a beautiful video. It was so cute.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It was so nice. Play ball. You guys are so great. Our president did not go to that game. And the reason that they gave. Security is too hard to take care of at a ball game. We can't. You shouldn't go.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Are you freaking kidding me? The president of the United States, of the United States. Security is to our care. I shouldn't do that. You know what? Find a new security team. Oh wait, the Secret Service. It just is amazing to me. I can't believe that the president
Starting point is 00:10:57 can't go where he wants to go. I understand. I understand the whole premise behind it. I understand. We in this building, as a matter of fact, have not gone to places some of us. Because security
Starting point is 00:11:14 couldn't be couldn't be tight. Too unsafe. But the president of the United States at a stadium just around and this is around the corner. My gosh. I mean,
Starting point is 00:11:33 he could have snuck in. What about a jumpsuit on? That I would like to see, actually, the Trump jumpsuit. I just walked in. Now, the president is not going to do that because no way is the president of Donald Trump going to sneak in and be a,
Starting point is 00:11:49 regular guy. He likes the pompant circumstance, but I can't believe. I honestly thought that they were saying that and then that he was going to actually show up. I was saying that to make everybody believe he wasn't going to show up and then he was going to show up. So there had to be another reason. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:09 I don't want to go to a stupid baseball game reason. It had to be. Because I can't, I won't. I can't, I won't. I don't. I don't want to believe. that here in the United States of America, our president can't go somewhere. I just won't believe it. They would make people stripped down to get into that stadium for his safety.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Just amazing. Amazing. And then we had the hero in Georgia, the two prisoners that escaped and killed the guards, and they're running around crazy. And the local guy, here's somebody trying to bring him. break into his car, he goes out, hey.
Starting point is 00:12:53 And he holds the prisoners, puts them down. That's some money, right? They put out a reward out for their capture. He took care of that for him. Calls a neighbor, they give them over and hold him at gunpoint, laying on the ground until the police department come there. That's first responders. Those guys are first responders.
Starting point is 00:13:15 And you saw the prisoners with their shirts off and they're tattooed from top to bottom. I mean, they could hide in society really good. You would never know they were there. I mean, that was pretty amazing. And congratulations to that man and his neighbor for doing that. But they picked the wrong car to try to steal. And good. Good.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And then Texas came along after the Supreme Court gave Trump, you know, a little time to file the brief for the travel ban since the Ninth Circuit said, oh, no, it's the travel ban. too racist because of words he said in the campaign. We know it doesn't say that on the actual on the actual wording, but that's what it means. What? What? Yeah, we know we're, we're judges and this is a court of law, but we can't, you know, it doesn't matter what it says. It's what what it means. What? So I hope the Supreme Court actually sides with the president,
Starting point is 00:14:35 but the way things have been going these days, good luck. But then Texas just enacted its anti-Sheria law bill. There are no other laws. There are no other laws than the Constitution of the United States, the federal government, and the Texas. state laws. There be no Sharia law taken over. Except there's the guys we had on the air here in Irving, Texas, that have their Sharia court. They say that it's not binding and it's not
Starting point is 00:15:13 you know, you can't be held accountable with this court to the Sharia law court. You're just going before us to make a ruling for the heck of it. We're just trying to let you know that Sharia would do it this way. But we're... You don't have to do it like that. You should do it the way we don't believe in.
Starting point is 00:15:41 You know? Screw the Constitution. Screw the federal law. State law. We have our own law. Okay. Okay. I got you.
Starting point is 00:15:57 And then we had, sadly, lost in all the shuffle. The death of Batman. Adam West. Look, the reason that he was such a big deal is that, you know, they're the boomers, the baby boomers all grew up watching the stupid bam, pow, wham! And then the creation of all the Batman films.
Starting point is 00:16:24 And so Adam West was like, well, you know, I'm getting a little old. And I've done a lot of TV and a lot of movies, but, you know, I was Batman. I was Batman over here. going to go to all the comic cons and make a lot of money and it'd be interviewed on shows. And I actually met him five or six years ago, something like that. And it was a nice man, nice man. And so yes, I've met Batman. And I made the joke on the air about all the Batman should show up with,
Starting point is 00:17:00 in their in uniform at the funeral. Oh, no, that'd be disrespectful. Would it, come on now. Tell me. You don't want to see every Batman dressed up as Batman at his funeral. Tell me. Now, I'm going to play a clip in L.A. They lit up the Batlight in honor of Adam West in Batman.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And then the mayor spoke and then Bert Ward spoke. I will say, in the process of Bert speaking, you'll hear him mention something about, he's here with us in spirit. And in LA people are like, uh, yeah, we'll pray for him all right.
Starting point is 00:17:48 They were, okay, Bert. But I will also say that, uh, if the other Batman show up in their Batman outfit, Bert should not show up in the Robin outfit. Cause it's going to be,
Starting point is 00:17:58 I don't think it fits anymore. Count down to the light, the bad light. That's pretty cool. It is, that is kind of cool. Adam West taught us. This is the mayor of Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:18:18 That each one of us had a heart of gold. And that we could have a fun time doing it too. And there will never be a Batman like Adam West. And there will never be another Adam West. Bert Ward. We don't have him here physically. But let me tell you, I think we got him here spiritually. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:39 And I would tell you what I want you to know that he would be saying to every one of you if you were here. No, we are here. He would tell you that we're all on this planet for such a very short period of time. To make the most of every day you're here, to be with your family, be with your friends, be kind to people. But such a difficult life. I'm telling you, it's not just fighting villains like we do on camera. Life is difficult. It's not like we used to.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I'm not here to preach to you. I'm here to tell you that my friend Adam would want every single one of you to be incredibly happy and to be. joyous because he spent his entire life as a performer, making people happy, making them laugh, and trying to make this world a better place. Thank you, Bert Ward, and I make fun of Bernard. I shouldn't because he's being so nice and, you know, it's about the death of Adam West. At 88, he had leukemia, man, he was still out there. Hawkingware is as best he could.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Rest in peace, Adam West, and the original Batman. and there is no report of when the funeral will be or the burial, so I'm sure the family is keeping that all private because even if the real Batman's don't show up in Batman outfits, thousands of people from around the country show up with their kids in Batman outfits. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank
Starting point is 00:20:22 policies, several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. 1-800-913 gold.
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Starting point is 00:21:28 What? I'll tell you what. You know, there are... number of things that happen throughout life every day that just are, and we're going to get to a few of them as this show progresses on. It's good to be back. I seriously, it's good to be back. And even if you're going to continue to wear what you're wearing right now, fine. Don't worry about it. Nobody cares. Well, somebody does, but I don't. And we're going to get to them. I mean, we've got Cosby trial still happening. I mean, the jurors are going back into deliberation
Starting point is 00:22:02 right now, the judge. And we got, oh, we will, we have talked about that. We got, I can't tell you how much we've got. We've got so much that it's, it's overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I should probably just go take it down. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. 888-903.33 if you want to play. The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. We've become so dependent on the internet.
Starting point is 00:23:01 We have become so dependent on the internet. We really have. I mean, and thankfully, right? I mean, this is an internet company. Theblaze.com slash radio. The blaze.com slash TV. Glenbeck.com. MercuryRadioarts.com.
Starting point is 00:23:20 1791. And then there are times when because we've become so dependent on the internet, when it's not working properly, it's very frustrating. Very frustrating. At some point, I am beginning to believe and I could be wrong
Starting point is 00:23:45 that when the internet do people in this building that we work at here in Irving, Texas, Mercury Studios, and by the way, 1791's having their big sale going on, so come on down. Come on down, spin the wheel for a free bumper sticker. I believe that the internet do people, when they leave on Friday, they turn the internet off.
Starting point is 00:24:16 They just go, oh, you know what? We'll just turn it all. And it'll just screw everybody up. And so that when he opens the email on Saturday, it'll be completely different. It won't start and play good because then you'll have to reset everything and it'll be completely different. Oh, man, will we get them? Oh, Jeff would be so mad. It doesn't matter, though, because he's telling Jeff.
Starting point is 00:24:43 He doesn't know about it. Right? Doesn't matter? No matter at all. Don't worry about it. Right? Now, I would like to say that congratulations are in order. To the government and our military.
Starting point is 00:25:02 As, you know, seven Navy crew missing. Skipper hurt in a collision off Japan. The seven sailors were missing and the captain, and two others were injured after a U.S. destroyer and a container ship collided off the coast of Japan. A U.S. destroyer and a container ship collide off the coast of Japan. Isn't that special? Hmm. It's amazing that our military is letting ships run into container ships. You agree? In other news, the Army began mandatory transgender sensitivity training this week. Good. Good.
Starting point is 00:26:00 The other branches aren't quite ready yet, but the Army is ready. The Army is ready. And so that's good. It's good news, right? In other news, Defense Secretary Mattis? Yeah. He testified that he was shocked by the poor state of the U.S. combat readiness. What? What?
Starting point is 00:26:20 The defense secretary? Now, I'll grant you that the defense secretary, you know, definitely is always out for us some more cash, so this is a little bit of play for that. But he put most of the blame on Congress for its inability to approve budgets on time. So, again, he's after more money. However, after he's testified about the U.S. combat readiness being in a poor state, now that we get the news of a destroyer running into a container ship, what are they doing? I didn't say that the container ship hit the destroyer, but if a ship, I never was concerned
Starting point is 00:27:06 about one of Kim Jong whoop-y-whoops missiles hitting anything belonging to the U.S. United States. But if a ship carrying containers can hit one of our destroyers, maybe I should be. Maybe I should be. I know. I know what you mean. It's a little crazy. I got it.
Starting point is 00:27:35 But I'm just saying it's possible. It's possible that perhaps Secretary of Defense Mattis is right. And perhaps we need to really go. Go back into the military and re-structure a little bit. Go back to the basics. The basics. Breaking down, you build them up, you get them ready. The whole sensitivity training thing,
Starting point is 00:28:04 it really doesn't work for the military. What do I know? Now, I mentioned Bill Cosby trial. Jurors just went back to start deliberating as the beginning of the show. they went back to start deliberations again. Now, the judge had them go back in because they were deadlocked. CNN reporting that there were two jurors that were not going along with the rest and holding steadfast.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Now, then CNN broke the juror down, the jury down by a gender and racial line, so they lead you to believe that the two black people on the jury are the ones that are holding out. We don't know that. We don't know that. I mean, according to CNN, there's six white males, four white females, one black male, one black female. Now, they've deliberated for 52 hours. More now. And the judge was like, you can't leave.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Um, your honor, we've delivered it all this time. I don't know. What do you think? Mr. Ryle, throw this thing out, start again. You can't leave. Not until you reach a verdict. Oh, man. You know, I know, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:58 You know, so much for your time. But, uh, we really, we really, we're at a deadlock. We can't decide, you know, Bill Cosby. Got all the information. We got people who holler. And then we got the whole deposition thing that we're hearing this testimony from the deposition. You can't leave, never.
Starting point is 00:30:26 What if we can't find, you know, if we don't come to a verdict and we still have, you know, people holding out, then you'll be here forever. You must reach a verdict. So I would say that perhaps, you know, Mr. Cosby has a little bit of a, A little bit of a, a little bit of a case. Right?
Starting point is 00:30:46 A little bit of a case saying, you know, I mean, it almost appears like I know the judge is saying, you know, until you reach a verdict, but there's two people that are holding out. And since, I don't know, you know, since, you know, since probably most of you are, you know, want to find him guilty. I get it.
Starting point is 00:31:15 You probably want to find him guilty. You can't leave until he's guilty. You're on a road of deadlock. I mean, we've been held up in this stupid room here for, you know, a long time. It doesn't matter. Reach a verdict. So I would say that if the two are still holding out, if they hold strong, you're probably going to get a mistrial.
Starting point is 00:31:47 But they've asked for all this, they've asked for all this testimony and they want to know the meaning of things. The only reason they're doing that is because the other two people, they want to show the other two people, look, look, read this, read this, he's supposed to be guilty. We've got to find him guilty. And we want to leave. If you don't find him guilty, we can't leave.
Starting point is 00:32:14 you're the judge please stop holding out look at the testimony I know it's testimony well they don't know but it is testimony that we weren't supposed to see
Starting point is 00:32:28 in the first place but it is testimony because other judge ruled that we could see it so here look at it look at it look do I think Cosby's a dirtbag
Starting point is 00:32:39 now of course he is but you know the guy is what 100 blind, he's leading around, he can't even walk on his own. And I'll let him be, go home. You've ruined the man's career. You've taken away his livelihood.
Starting point is 00:32:57 You've taken away his iconic status. Right? I mean, so no matter what, the only thing left is to find him guilty and you're not leaving until you do so. I mean, isn't that grounds for, you know, I don't know, a retrial? Maybe, you know, we think again. We think, Your Honor, you know, we were over here with this jury and they couldn't,
Starting point is 00:33:30 they were in a deadlock. And because you told them, they can't leave. Until they, you know, found a verdict, perhaps they just came to a verdict over exhaustion and just wanting to be home with their families. I don't care. You can't leave until there's a verdict of guilty. Okay, Your Honor, you think maybe, I don't know, what do you think? Maybe we, I don't know, send in for lunch.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Fine, but you're not leaving. This is the Jeff. Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher. You know, that's a common problem in my life, is that people just don't know how good they have it with me. I'm just saying. Just saying.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Just saying. So, good to be back. Thanks for, thanks for coming along for the ride today. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at JeffEMRA. If you want to participate, you can dial 888-9-0-3030. 33. Simple as that.
Starting point is 00:35:26 No problem. Nice and easy. Did you know? Did you know that Netflix? Netflix. And I, you know, I love Netflix. I'm a subscriber to Netflix. I think I pay Netflix more money than my salary.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Because everybody uses my account and I have to keep adding TVs to my account so I'm able to watch it. So I don't know what kind of deal we have. I think their big deal actually is you pay their monthly fee and you get four. You have to get up to four devices that you can use at the same time. And I think, I think, right? I think it is. And that's what's wrong with Hulu, actually. I'd subscribe to Hulu, but the Hulu's problem is they only let one device run at one.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Stupid. I'll pay you more money. Let me watch it on more than one device at the same time. Whatever. But Netflix is now larger than cable television. Did you know that? It has more subscribers than cable television. Cable television since 2012 has been gradually,
Starting point is 00:36:41 and some really not that gradually, going down. It was at, I think, in 2012, it was 55, 55, 50. 56 million. I don't like that. That might have been 58. And Netflix was 25, 30, maybe in 2012. And both have been coming to meet, and they just, Netflix just surpassed cable. Cable is now at about 48 million.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And Netflix is up about 50 million. So they've surpassed cable television in subscribers. That is absolutely amazing. And you just had Amazon purchase Whole Foods for $13 billion. So who's left? Who's left after this? Right? You're going to have Amazon, Google, Facebook.
Starting point is 00:37:55 maybe Netflix, unless Amazon or Google buys them out. Right? Who are the big ones? Walmart, maybe? Left standing? Because, I mean, stores are closing left and right. Left and right. The brick and mortar stores, a bubba.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Nobody wants brick and mortar. Let's see. I can go out into cold weather or hot weather and shop and get things and bring them to my house. or I can pay to have it delivered to my house. Hello. Ding dong. I just said it right there. I'll put it away.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Or here's an extra 10. Put it away. It goes in that closet right there. I'm a huge fan of that. Tell me America isn't great. Tell me, America is great. I mean, you just call, every grocery store now is starting to have, you know, home delivery.
Starting point is 00:38:57 We're going, actually having to drive to the store to pick up. You know what? No thing. Just bring it in and set it on that shelf right there. Yeah. Don't mind me. I'll dress up later. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.
Starting point is 00:39:14 It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. It's safe. It's stable. It's alive. Set it loose.
Starting point is 00:39:45 This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. To the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Nice to you to come along for the ride today. Appreciate it. It's been June 17th, 2017. It has been a long 2017, and yet it's gone by so fast. Tell me how that happens.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I know you're saying something out loud, drinking your coffee going, Now it has an idiot. Cheers suck. It's just been seemed like it's gone by so fast, and yet so much has happened. So much has happened that it's like, oh, is it really? Only June and all this has happened? Really? Now, there's a new study.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I'm not quite sure what to make of this study because at first glance, you think this can't be real, right? you think, oh my gosh, it is real. According to research published in Sex Rolls, a Journal of Research, who doesn't get that delivered to the house? I mean, I try to just get that delivered right to my email box, so I don't have to even wait for the postal service to deliver it. There's a strong desire to cuddle and hug between a bromatic, friends while kissing is just another way of showing affection. One of the students involved
Starting point is 00:42:10 told the authors, you can lie in bed with your bromance, have a cuddle, just talk. Well, another said he understood it as having a cuddle buddy. A third thought cuddling, hugging, and sex jokes were a core part of the romantic relationship. Now, for those of you that aren't aware of what a bromance is, it's been defined as an emotionally intense bond between straight men. Okay. Now, before I go on, I would like, I am like, I'm almost not a heterosexual male.
Starting point is 00:43:11 I mean, some days I just depends. Don't look at me like that. I mean, I can identify whatever the hell I want, when I want, got it? Don't look across it. Don't look at me like that. And I have lived with other men. Now let me rephrase that. I have shared living space with other men.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I have still, I have friends that I've known for years. are identifying as a male, as I normally do. And I have never wanted to use them as a cuddle buddy. Now, maybe it would have evolved. I mean, sure, you sit around and you drink and you smoke or whatever. You watch movies, you hang out, you know, whatever. Maybe I'm just, I didn't evolve fast enough. Maybe it would have ended up with, ah, just come here, baby.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Just come here. Cuddle. You need a hug, baby. A little, Lucas? No. I'm sorry. No.
Starting point is 00:44:34 If would I consider an emotionally intense bond between straight men of bromance? Yes, I've had that. On the stand, under oath, yes. Do I think that if you are cuddling
Starting point is 00:44:55 and kissing your bro that you're having an emotionally intense bond between straight men? No, I do not. In all 29 of 30 men who took part, said
Starting point is 00:45:10 they cuddled their bromatic partner. It'd be fascinating to see what they're, what they're, I mean, what you and I think is cuddling. It's fascinating what they think is cuddling. Don't think about that too long. The latest work also backs of 2012 study that found 89% of 145 surveys.
Starting point is 00:45:35 It's not 145. I mean, it's real small. Undergraduate heterosexual men had kissed on the lips. It doesn't say whether they were sober. I mean, there's so many jokes and it's just, I have to, I'm, I am toning myself down for you. You're welcome. One participant said, guys nowadays, in my generation.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Okay. Well, right there. I got it. I'm the old guy. There is so much kissing between guys because it's showing affection. 88890-033-93 is the phone number. I'd like to know if you are in the kissing because it's a showing affection generation. Added I hug and kiss my bromance and tell him I love him.
Starting point is 00:46:36 An emotionally intense bond between straight men is what a bromance is. Participants also talked about how comfortable they were to be naked around their bromances. And you know what, I'm kind of barely comfortable to be naked around myself. You know, for the most part. One participant said, I live in a house with three other guys and there are massive bromances going on between us. Okay. You know, good for you. but that is not
Starting point is 00:47:41 necessarily a straight relationship. I'm sorry, it's just not. It's okay. But I don't necessarily think I would call it a bromance. Now what makes this okay? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:05 I don't know. Because they also walk around naked. Look, I've got no problem standing naked in a room with my house. mates, we feel comfortable being naked around each other. What is it a porn shoot? I mean, come on. The study was conducted across a three-month period between August, 2014 and November 2014,
Starting point is 00:48:30 and involved semi-structured interviews into the friendship. What does that mean? Semi-structured interviews. Into the friendship experiences of 30 undergraduate men who identified as heterosexual or mostly heterosexual. Mostly heterosexual, I would say. leads this. They were enrolled in one of the four undergraduate sports degree at the University of, in England.
Starting point is 00:48:58 It says you're at a single UK university at a university of Kentucky. Okay, guarantee you. Well, it is the bluegrass rate. I have no idea what that means. So, I mean, that's where we're at, right? That's where we're at. It just doesn't.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Doesn't matter. Love the one you're with. Listen, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. I mean, it's Crosby still as Nash said it 100 years ago. So far out of their time. And it comes right back around at you right now. We also have in today's world families who are raising their children right. Raising their children the way they want to be, the way they need.
Starting point is 00:49:57 to be. There's no hammer being put down. There's no you're going to be a boy. You're going to be a girl. There's no, hey, just go outside and play. We've got a career to make. We've got work to do. We've got to make you strong. And even if you're eight years old and once in a while you like to wear girls clothes, good, good. Because, you're, you're eight years old. And once in a while you like to wear girls' clothes. Good. Good. if you do that, oh my gosh, we can put makeup on you. We can teach you how to dance. And we can be supportive parents.
Starting point is 00:50:42 And we can get you into voguing classes. We can get you into singing classes. We can get you into all kinds of dancing classes. And we can get you new clothes to wear. And your sister will be fine with it. your sister will be a film with it. Melancon Nemesis Quinn, Melanchon golden, otherwise known as lactatia.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Now I'll tweet this story out. I'll tweet the story out because it's a fascinating video with lactadia and her parents. and the performance at the work the world drag tour to the RuPaul's drag race now they invited lactadia up on stage than the younger queens oh they just love little lactavia
Starting point is 00:51:52 now before the performance we ran into lactadia on the street and lactadia a fascinating fascinating little boy girl drag queen and had this to say I think that
Starting point is 00:52:14 anyone can do what they want in life it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks if you want to be a drag queen and your parents don't let you you need new parents if you want to be a drag queen and your friends don't let you you need new friends
Starting point is 00:52:31 Amen. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Breaking news, mistrial declared in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial. Mistrial declared. So they asked for all that information. That's exactly what they were doing.
Starting point is 00:53:29 The people who had decided that he was guilty, asked for all those information that they could throw it into the other two's face and say, find him guilty so we can leave. So there you go. Ms. Trial declared in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial. Now that does not. You know, this is what everybody's going to say. It doesn't make him not guilty.
Starting point is 00:53:52 It doesn't make him guilty. It just means that the jurors could not come to a final decision. Yeah, we understand that. Thank you. However, do you think? Do you think that they're going to retry him? I mean, really, you've ruined the man already. I mean, he's not, obviously, he's Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 00:54:21 He's, you know. But the iconic Bill Cosby, that's gone. You've taken away his livelihood. That's gone. You've taken away his outlet of being able to perform live. in public, that's gone. I mean, my God, what more do you want? His blood.
Starting point is 00:54:54 We want to find him guilty. We need his blood. Well, not right now. Not right now. Okay? Because the jury couldn't do it. So good luck. The odds of him being.
Starting point is 00:55:15 tried, man, you got to believe they're pretty slim, right? I mean, everybody hates them now. They were coerced against the defendant. Wow, the jury said they were coerced against the defendant. That's what they told the judge. Wow. It was a conviction. It was not likely going to happen. It could be overturned on appeal. A little information for, I mean, this is Fox News reporting this right now. I mean, this is going to be fascinating to see actually what happened in the jury if we learn exactly what happened to be on the jury. Have you ever been on a jury? I have. And it's a, it's a, it's a fascinating, a fascinating way to spend a day. Or weeks and hours until you find the person guilty.
Starting point is 00:56:17 But I was on, the jury, the last year I was on, I knew exactly when we went in for their, for the voir duet, where they asked you questions before they're deciding who's going to be on the jury. and I, you know how to answer them. I mean, if you have half a brain. So how do you feel about that? Oh, I really love Hitler and I think all people should die. We don't need him on the jury. He can go home.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I mean, that's pretty much done. You know how to answer the questions. Oh, I just, I just want people to leave me alone and get off my grounds or I'm going to shoot him. He can go. Women should just serve me. He can go. You think you can answer the questions, honestly? I just did.
Starting point is 00:56:59 So you answer the questions, you know, the way, what they want to hear and you get on the jury. We were on the jury. I spent the entire day listening to this trial on this guy. It was an aggravated assault with intent. I forget what exactly what the main, what they were charging him with. But it was just under murder. I mean, he almost killed this guy. And he took a drill with a cord, a cord drill.
Starting point is 00:57:29 and swung the drill around by the end of the court and bashed this guy into the face at least ten times. I mean, it smashed the hell out of them. And so I spent the entire day thinking, okay, I'm going to do what they asked. He's not guilty. He's not guilty. And, you know, prove your case. Make him guilty. And then we get to the, we hear all the case was a one-day thing. The judge wanted to be a one-day thing.
Starting point is 00:57:59 He didn't want it to be hours and hours and hours. We're going to wrap this up in a day. So we hear the case, prosecution and the defense, and we go back to deliberate. And there was one or two that were questionable, but at the end of the day, you knew this guy was guilty. He was guilty. You did it.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Now, it took us a while to decide because there were a couple of, that needed to hear him. So we got brought the evidence in. We asked to see evidence. We asked to see some of the testimony again. And then whoever wants to be the loudmouth gets to be the head of the jury. So yeah, that was me. And so I mean, I'm the one that gets to say, guilty, guilty.
Starting point is 00:58:47 And my name is Bill, that guy right there, not Jeff. And so we found him guilty. But they ended up finding out that he had done all this other stuff. that if we don't know that. Death penalty. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network.
Starting point is 00:59:35 So apparently the prosecution will, at least what they say, will retry Bill Cosby in the sexual assault case. Let me say this to the prosecution. Stop it. How many times? I mean, stop it. I mean, at some point, let the man be. And I don't want to hear, it could possibly be a rapist.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Well, you know what, if you believe that now, because it could find that he was and he is or whatever. The man is 80. And the problem with some of this was that they, the people that he raped in quotation marks are now, They talked to him and dealt with him after the so-called attack. So it seems as though they were okay with whatever happened. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I have to take care of a little internal business right now, and I apologize. I apologize. Bottom of my heart. But I've got to do this on the air because I don't have any. I want to be able to share with you, and I want to be able to actually get some work done. So just take a side note for just a second. Okay?
Starting point is 01:01:07 Just a side note. And so you know what's been happening a little behind the scenes. I really have been having some Internet issues with my laptop. So some of the stories and information that I really wanted to share with you, some of the inside small information, I'm not able to print because I'm not able to open up the story on my laptop. And I can only open up like one story at a time on my phone and go back and forth. So I'm trying to get all this information instead of having it printed and sort it out in front of me.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Now, I just asked my producer, board op, extraordinaire, Chris, hey, you know what? I'm tired of messing around with this. Let me send the show prep sheet to you and have you print out our two segment two. because I want to go back to a couple of those stories since we're in Hour 2 segment 3 because obviously we did the Bill Cosby stuff in Segment 2. That was breaking news and we'll get that news to you as the show goes on.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Now, when I ask for Our 2 segment 2, that doesn't mean print Hour 1 segment 2. That means, and he brought it in, he did what I asked, and he gave me the full segment 2. From Hour 1. Are we in Hour 1? No. I can't.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Seriously, it is so difficult to find good help. That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus or not, but it is so, you can't find good. You can't. I mean, you can ask for people to apply. You can try to do interns. You can try to, you know, say people, oh, you've got experience great.
Starting point is 01:02:59 But you can't. I mean, I don't know. This is what's wrong with America today. You can't find good help. I know you know this. I know you know this. I got it. I can't believe.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Actually, I'm just messing with Chris. Got it? Are you happy now? Oh, my gosh. Yes, thank you. Thank you. I mean, you could have co-related a little bit
Starting point is 01:03:29 and taken out the sheets that don't matter, but whatever. I'll take care of it. I got it. I'll take care of it. There are a few pages in this story that you really don't need, which I was going to just kind of get rid of. Don't worry about that, though.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I know you just wanted to get it printed and get it out here to me. I appreciate that, a whole bunch. Don't say that kind of stuff. They get mad. You're going to tell them that you appreciate what you're doing, even if you don't. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90-33 is the phone number.
Starting point is 01:04:10 We did have some breaking news. Bill Tricie. Bill Cosby, a mistrial declared in the Cosby case. The prosecution does say that they will retry the case. And it is, you know, Cosby is what, going to be 80 soon? I think we've had enough. I think we've had enough. And I thought, let's say, you know, we had, we even had the judge,
Starting point is 01:04:35 You can't leave. To the jurors. until finally when they came out today and said after they were supposed to go into a session at night they came out a little while and said, Your Honor, we are deadlocked and there's nothing else happening. So off they go.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Off Bill Cosby goes. They're in Norristown, Pennsylvania. You know, there are times when I think, how many, really? I mean, I already, I've done one or two stories, already today that I question the smartness of the American people. And I think, you know, maybe people aren't as dumb as you think. I mean, I think that. I think, you know what, people are not as, uh, it's okay.
Starting point is 01:05:37 It's okay. And then I see this. And I know that I'm not talking to you. I know that you listening to this show, whether it be live, 9 a.m. to noon on Saturdays on the Blaze Radio Network, or whether it be at your convenience on a podcast at the blaze.com slash radio, the Jeff Fisher show. Anytime, anywhere. Just put me in your pocket and take me with you. I know it's not you.
Starting point is 01:06:21 You are not one of the 48% of people asked that don't know where chocolate milk comes from. You are not one of the just under 10% of people who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I know that you are not those people. I know this. I know this. Are you? No, you're laughing. You're going, no, that can't be real.
Starting point is 01:07:05 You can't be real. Now, there's plenty more little things to worry about, but I know there's a lot, you know, the world. Jeff, the world's going to hell. I know. I know. I know. We've had fires in Europe, terrorism all over Europe, in the U.S., all over the world. soldiers are still dying in the Middle East.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Russians are coming. North Korea is sending back nearly dead people they've arrested. I know that. I understand that. But you should, the very basics, the very basics of life, you should realize that chocolate milk doesn't come from a brown,
Starting point is 01:08:03 doesn't come from a brown cow. Now, if you are one of the under 10% of people who believe that chocolate milk comes from a brown cow, I'm sorry to upset you. Okay? I'm sorry to upset you. I realize that it would be upsetting. Not what? There are no chocolate cows?
Starting point is 01:08:34 No. No, there's no chocolate cows. No cows that deliver chocolate milk. Sorry to disappoint you. And I know, guess what? A hamburger is beef. Did you know that? That's right.
Starting point is 01:08:59 A hamburger is beef. I don't want to, now that you should pull the car over. You should pull the car over right now. Because I am absolutely a flabbergasted that people think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I cannot honestly believe that. I don't know that it can be real. I think that those 10% of the people went, yep, brown cow.
Starting point is 01:09:23 Do you know where chocolate milk comes from? Yeah, a brown cow. Okay, they answered it to brown cow. It has to be, right? It can't be that many people. It just can't. Now, they're blaming it on, you know, hey, people don't know where they get their food from. They know they go to the grocery store.
Starting point is 01:09:41 That's where they get the food from. They don't know where it actually comes from. right they don't know that you know hamburgers a beef you're conditioned to go to the store you don't know where you don't know where the food comes from you know you don't know that a french fry comes from a potato you don't know that uh you know a pickle is a cucumber people don't know that well no i know take a breath to pull the car over if you're going to hit something if you're going to use the guardrails guardrails are there for your safety but go ahead and use them but maybe you talk to your kids a little bit about where things come from. It's a good process just to walk through the grocery store and talk about where things come from. It just, it amazes me.
Starting point is 01:10:33 And then I think, you know what? Nah, it's not real. You know what? That's just people messing with these people asking them questions. It's just people messing with people asking these questions. And they're saying, you know what? We're going to really mess with these people. And we're going to, we're going to tell them, you know what, we believe.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Hey, you know, you never guess what happened today. So I'm out for this walk, and they're doing this survey. And they asked me where chocolate milk come from? I was like, oh, good, it's a brown cow, idiot. And I kept walking. And they wrote it down. So, man, did I mess with them? Man, did I mess with them?
Starting point is 01:11:15 and then I see the headline don't put ground wasp nest on your vagina to tighten muscles Warren's gynecologists now I could go on and read that story to you and continue to let you know that that's actually seems to be true the all-natural treatment
Starting point is 01:11:55 looking to rejuvenate and Titan. But for those of you that believe that you could put ground wasp nests on your privates to tighten muscles are probably the same group of people that think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. You have your phone out. It's close to you when you are with your partner at all times.
Starting point is 01:13:06 Is that a true statement? You keep your conversations with your partner short because your attention is more focused on what is on your phone. You break your attention from the conversation you are having with your partner to look at or respond to your phone. You check your phone when there is a lull in the conversation. If you're watching TV together, you look at your phone when there is a commercial break.
Starting point is 01:13:37 You take a call that is not urgent when you are having quality time with your partner. Any of those statements, true? Do you know what you are? Do you know you are a fubber? It's called fubbing. P-H-U-B-B-B-I-N-G. Fubbing.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Now, according to this, it could be ruining your relationship. According to me, I say it probably is extending your relationship. Because without the phone, you're like, holy crap. Are you boring? I am leaving. I am out of here.
Starting point is 01:14:18 And the only reason I've been here this long is because when you stop talking, I go to Twitter and I forget how dumb you are. I think it's extending your relationships. So fubbing is helping relationships in America. No problem. I see it all the time. I'm fascinated at the parents that are with their children, let alone. Let's split it up for just a second. Parents, children.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Children talking to parents, parents looking at their phone, answering, whatever they're answering, text, emails, Facebooking, Twittering, Instagramming, vining, whatever the hell they're doing, Snapchating, looking at, you know, silly cat faces, oh, ha ha ha ha, ha, and moving out without just talking to their children. Children, doing the same thing, parent, talking to it. I mean, it's unbelievable. nobody wants to put their phone down anymore. It's pretty remarkable.
Starting point is 01:15:17 And it's remarkable to try it, to really go out of your way, to not be fubbing. And it's good luck. Good luck. Because after a while, you're almost like, well, you know, hey, we gave this thing a shot. And dinner isn't here yet.
Starting point is 01:15:41 So go ahead, pick up your phone. I'm going to pick up mine. I've got... The last thing I want to do is talk to you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. In the home stretch for Lawrence Jones standing by to give you his thoughts and comments on the happenings of the world.
Starting point is 01:17:07 What are Lawrence going to talk about today? What is Lawrence talk about? Not that I don't listen to his show, but I've been gone for a couple of weeks and what's he been talking about? Do you know, Chris? Chris said that he's going to talk about some of the hottest, best, most covered topics in America today. give you his his genius observations
Starting point is 01:17:35 on those particular happenings around the world so what do we've got going on? We've got the immigration Alex Jones shooting hate Trump welcome to Lawrence Jones show
Starting point is 01:17:52 that's almost every show that's almost every show in America you know that's I know it is. It's okay. So tomorrow, this weekend, here in Irving, Texas,
Starting point is 01:18:06 at the Mercury Studios, 1791 is having a big sale. The door is opening at noon, less than an hour away here. They've got racks of clothes out here that they're marking down a huge percentage. I don't think it's online because I think this is just the overstock
Starting point is 01:18:23 that they've got all rode up and up on license. You know, and I love, 1791. Look, I sport the 1791 hat almost everywhere I go. I've got a couple shirts, got a thing of the most. I had the big text jeans, the fat guy jeans. Most of the time, there's not a fat guy segment. If you look out there at the 1791 clothes, there's no big and tall sign. There's no, hey, fat people shop over here. No, there's none of that. The large and extra large of 1791 is like the large and extra large of Ralph Lauren. There aren't any.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Okay, it's the, it's the fat, the fat guy section in Ralph Lauren is the guy that's struggling to keep those extra 15 pounds off. He has to get this extra large for the weekend. It's agonizing. Agonizing. But, anyway, the clothes are made here in America and you come on down. I think it's noon to six today. might even be longer noon to age or something like that.
Starting point is 01:19:27 And then tomorrow is two to six. So you can, you know what? That's a good Father's Day present. Tomorrow's Father's Day. Happy Father's Day for all of you that are fathers and responsible fathers. Just, you know, because you're a father, big whoop. I got 80 kids. Okay, great.
Starting point is 01:19:47 But are you a father? I am not, so don't wish. Don't wish me. Happy Father's Day anyway. Anyway, for those of you that are fathers and enjoy your children, seriously, it's amazing how fast they do grow up. I mean, think about yourself and how you went through your life as a child and with your parents, and the next thing you know, I mean, you're an adult. And you're looking at your parents going, oh, my God, do I still hate you? So that happens so fast.
Starting point is 01:20:17 So enjoy them, really. I mean, my daughter, my 10-year-old daughter, who's going on 20, probably more like 21. I was working last night. I was sitting at the desk, and she comes up to the side of the desk and asks me something. I looked up and looked at her face, and I mean, she looks like this 20-year-old human. And I had to lock her up. I'm not letting her out. That's not doing it.
Starting point is 01:20:52 She's not allowed to go out anymore. It's all. It's okay. I mean, you know, find me. But she's just not going on. It's not going to happen. I'm not allowed. I know how I am.
Starting point is 01:21:08 She's not going on. It's going to happen. So I'm reading this article in the New York Post. Sex in Space is a real concern. that science needs to figure out. It was so funny, I was reading the story, and I actually had the story saved to talk to you about, because it's like, come on now,
Starting point is 01:21:38 I think we'll figure out, and I understand, we need to figure it out, right? Because we don't know anything about it. We're all we're hepped up about sending people to, we've got to get people to other planets. We've got to figure it out, but we have to know, What it's going to be like.
Starting point is 01:22:00 We have to know it's a real concern. Something we really don't know about is human reproduction in space. Uh-huh. This is an assistant professor at George Washington University at the Atlantic Live panel. And I mean, I don't know about you, but I watch the entire Atlantic Live panel. the internet was streamed live. If we actually want to go places and stay there, there's a key component to that,
Starting point is 01:22:33 and that's having babies. Go to the curtain number three, having babies. It's hard to imagine getting it on during a rocket mission, is it? And space suits aren't the most appealing when it comes to foreplay, aren't they? But during the long mission to Mars,
Starting point is 01:22:56 which Elon Musk hopes to make a reality, okay. Do we need to go to Mars? How about we go the other direction? Let's go somewhere else. Let's go somewhere else. I mean, Mars is the key. Everybody wants, I don't know to Mars.
Starting point is 01:23:08 I don't go to Mars. I mean, we already saw the movie. We know how it ends. There are many things that humans need to prepare for before attempting a long-duration space travel. Yes, like eating. Combating the radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Keeping your other. You choose one. Go ahead and choose one. Do you choose combating the radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun, keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness? Or romping, having sex. Pick curtain number three. But sexual reproduction, probably the most important.
Starting point is 01:23:48 You, I think. If we want to become a space-faring species and live in space permanently, I know I want to become a space-faring species. Specy. Hello. From Earth, we're space-faring species, humans. So we've got to address it, right? So I put this in my pile of a pile of show stuff.
Starting point is 01:24:16 And I get this email from one of the producers for this show. Robert Here's his email to me Now I may just be just a little bit naive here But I think the bigger problems to solve Before sex and reproduction in space Bigger problems to solve Before sex and reproduction in space moves to the top of the list
Starting point is 01:24:48 I think getting NASA running again Sending astronauts to space in American spaceships Would be a good first step before worrying about this Not to mention all the other things wrong here on Earth Uh, yeah. I agree 100 and 10%. However, if you have to pick between combating radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun,
Starting point is 01:25:16 or keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness, or reproduction. I mean, which one are you picking? Really? Which one are you picking? Curtin number three. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. We did have breaking news this morning. Bill Cosby trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania, mistrial. So when the judge said last night, you can't leave, they came back this morning and then he finally said, go ahead, gave him a mistrial.
Starting point is 01:26:52 The prosecution does say that they were going to retry the case. You will see. We'll see. We will see about that. Now, we also got the 1791 thing going on here in Irving, Texas. If you happen to, you know, you've still got time, hop a flight. Come on down. DFW or Lovefield and grab an Uber to the studios.
Starting point is 01:27:17 6301, Riverside, Irving, Texas. Those are your coordinates. Should you decide to accept? And you come on down, spend a little time at Mercury Studios. I'm not going to be here. I'll be here for a while. Plus, Brad Staggs and I'll probably do a Facebook live and take you through the 1791.
Starting point is 01:27:39 We'll give you a quick tour of the sale that's going on. today for 1791. Now's the time to get your products. We've got to move everything. Because brick and mortar stores are going down like they're on fire. This Bill Cosby, what is he? He's got like a cane, but it's not a cane. It's like a little walking stick that's short.
Starting point is 01:28:02 What is that? It's a pimp stick. It's not what is that. It's a pimpsick. That's what it is. God bless him. God bless him for that. It's not like I'm blind, but I'm not blind stick. I mean, it's just kind of a reach out and tap stuff stick.
Starting point is 01:28:28 It doesn't have the little white coloring on it. It doesn't have the, hey, it's got the extra long. You know the extra long ones. Holy. There's like walking sticks, man. But that's almost like a, I don't know what it is. It's like just a stick that some kid gave him. Hey, Bill.
Starting point is 01:28:44 I'll carry my little stick. Okay, great. Thank you. It'll make you look like you're still. blind. But I mean, I guess he is blind, right? We heard the interview that he did with what's his face from Pennsylvania, is Merconish,
Starting point is 01:28:56 that he is blind, at least in one state, right? Maryland or something? Yeah, yeah, he's illegally blinded in one state. I forget what he, you're right, he called it something else. It's so funny. He had not seen person, something like that. It was really strange. Anyway,
Starting point is 01:29:12 anyway, I just can't, I just happen to look up and see them sewing him leaving the courthouse and he's he's got some little stick and then he just kind of tripped he ran into a little brick that kind of along the sidewalk they had the little walkway where the brick comes up along the people's flower bed there in front of the courthouse and he kind of tripped into that get a longer stick you'll know where it is anyway anyway he's the trial is a mistrial and bill gets to go home and he's not found guilty by a court of law and i'm sure he's guilty by you he's guilty by
Starting point is 01:29:45 everyone else in America, that's for sure, except for those two people in the Jero's box who said no. And the judge tried to make them stay forever until there's blood. But they resisted. Good for them. So this took place.
Starting point is 01:30:06 We all heard about the Shakespeare in the park. Getting shut down, Bank of America all wound up because they're portraying it like it's modern day, and everybody is perceiving that Caesar is Trump. And they're killing the president. They're not killing Caesar. They're not being, that's not Caesar.
Starting point is 01:30:32 That's Donald Trump. We never said that it was Donald Trump. We don't care. Look at how long his tie is. It looks just like Trump. And so they had a performance. This was not, I don't know if this was the same. place that they had the last performance
Starting point is 01:30:49 or this was in Central Park because they have in New York they all have their little theater in the park around the city they all show up and think they're so cool theater in the park so they're doing this and it gets I mean this lady
Starting point is 01:31:08 walks on stage and they've got a guy filming it and you see the guy what's his name Jack something and he's hollering on so I watch this and I think what does he hope to accomplish? Is he going to... What is he...
Starting point is 01:31:24 What do you get out of this? Because all I'm getting out of it is... Shut up! I came here to watch the stupid play! I don't... Okay, so here's the audio. Let's play the audio. She's going up on stage.
Starting point is 01:31:42 Freedom. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for a second. Pause for a second. Okay, that's what you go. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for... a second because we don't want
Starting point is 01:31:58 people beating the crap out of these two people that are shutting down your play. So we're going to take a little bit of a break for just a second and you'll go get a drink and we'll deal with this. Going to pause security. Security please. If I'm in the crowd I'm praying to God security
Starting point is 01:32:20 pumbles these people. I'm there to see the play. And the demonstration is They're ready. We can't take it. So they get her. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for just a second. Momentarily.
Starting point is 01:32:35 You need to do a restroom break. Go ahead. We can take care of this. Security. Here to see this stiff of play. So now, now they're dragging her off. Right. And the guy that's filming it decides, well, hey, they're dragging her off.
Starting point is 01:33:02 I'm going to start filming myself because security, I can't. Nobody knows I'm still here. They're dragging her off the stage, but I'm still out of the audience. And this is Jack. You are all gerbils. You are all Nazis like Joseph Gerbils. This is Gerbils. You are all gerbils.
Starting point is 01:33:26 You are inciting terrorists. Let me a second. Is it gerbils? Is it gerbils? Is it gobles, goobers? What is it? I don't think it's gerbils, though. I'm pretty sure it's.
Starting point is 01:33:40 It's not gerbils. And I'm pretty sure that if it weren't gerbils and gerbils was still here, you would be dead. But anyway, go ahead. The blood of Steve Scalise! They go in your head. Oh, wait, what did I say? The blood head? What?
Starting point is 01:33:52 Seek the leak? Oh, the blood of Steve Scalise. Sorry, Steve. My prayers are with you. Sir, sir, sir, Sir, would be proud. Sir, sir, come this way. The security is there enough, sir.
Starting point is 01:34:09 Sir, not going to. Sir, dragging them off. Gurbos would be proud. Gurbals would be proud. Gervils would be proud. Nazi. You are Nazi. Come on.
Starting point is 01:34:19 Come on. Grubles would be proud. Security, please. Get out. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Kill us.
Starting point is 01:34:26 Get out. And the crowd is like, holy, get out. Leave. We want to see the show. And it's late already. We just want to see the show. Get out.
Starting point is 01:34:43 Gurbos! Garbles! Come on. Now, apparently, this Jack is going to be on the morning blaze with Doc Thompson on Monday. So hopefully Doc will be able to decipher what he hopes to accomplish. I mean, you got recognition, being played all over the country, right? he saw whatever of his a girlfriend or his
Starting point is 01:35:09 you know his a protest mate storms the stage and he stays out there and hides in the audience until she gets pummeled and then he decides to you know put this
Starting point is 01:35:21 gurbles gherblers hit there the blood of James Gilles right so perhaps a doc could give him maybe a little hey it's not gherbles it's not gherbales it's not
Starting point is 01:35:35 gerbils There's a thought. You know, what actually became of this? Does he think that he did more than look like an idiot? And that's it. I can't take it. Just shut up. Shut up!
Starting point is 01:35:51 I'm here for the plane. The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network. So, oh, the district attorney now is doing his bill of press camera. They're all wound up with the Bill Cosby thing up in Pennsylvania, because they were guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Even the judge, you can't leave. And the jury said, we're deadlocked and we're leaving, okay?
Starting point is 01:36:52 These people over here want them guilty. These people over here do not, and we can't find any ground. So we're done. And anyway, so if you hadn't heard Bill Cosby trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania, missed trial. The district attorney is holding a press conference as we speak. It was reported that he said, his office, the office of the district attorney office, said that they were going to refile and retry the case.
Starting point is 01:37:19 I would say, good luck with that. And maybe someone will have some sense and tell him not to. I mean, how much time and money are we going to waste on this thing? There's never enough money spent on catching a bad guy. Okay, well, he's 80 now, and let's... Let's kind of move on, shall we? Shall we? So it comes to my attention that this team wasn't two.
Starting point is 01:37:51 It was more than it was like four. As part of the alt-right movement that tried to shut down the Caesar play in Central Park. The guy is the guy is Rebel TV. right the guy is from the guy and girl are both from rebel TV and the guy is also the White House correspondent for Rebel TV is that right okay so he's part of this four man oh this four person team
Starting point is 01:38:33 and they're you know they're filming it now apparently I'm being told that they've got the exclusive deal with Periscope So she periscoped the attack on the stage. She shut him down. I might want to hear her part again, too. At this point, I would feel that she was lucky. I would have had something hard. I may have pummeled her with it if I was in the audience.
Starting point is 01:38:58 Let's get off the stage. Shut up. Right in the middle of the play? Shut up. Yeah, let's see. I want to hear her again. Feed him. All right.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause. All right, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, that's it. We're going to pause. All right, let's take a pause. Security. I mean, what did they accomplish? I don't get it. First of all, it's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:39:31 That's a political right. We can't do that. Okay, we got it. And then the guy, Jack, and two other people were filming, so there's more footage to come. And so it'll be exciting. Now, she, Jack just got booted. They kicked him out. Am I? Get out of here.
Starting point is 01:39:56 And the girl was arrested and charged with trespassing or, you know, illegally shutting down a bad play, whatever they charge you in New York with. And spent some time in jail. And then when she was released, she held a press conference. Boy, I wish I didn't know that press conference was going on. I would have gotten up and watched it. Oh, wait, you don't need to. You can go back and look at it on.
Starting point is 01:40:19 line because I'm sure it's riveting. Come on now. Anyway, good luck, Jack, and he's going to be on, I don't know if it's just Jack or maybe we can have the criminal. I mean, the lady that was arrested on as well. He's going to be talking to Doc Thompson on the morning Blaze Monday right here on the Blaze Radio Network. So that'll be a fascinating, fascinating information.
Starting point is 01:40:44 I'd like to see what he hoped to accomplish. Why is he? I guess he wrote a book, I'm in love with Trump. Everyone should be in love with Trump. Was that the title? What was the title? Oh, yes, citizens for Trump. Same thing.
Starting point is 01:41:04 Same thing. My title's the same. It doesn't matter. It's the same. You know it's the same. So you can't say anything bad about Trump? Yeah, but Trump is still alive and well in America. Still alive and well, I will say it is a never-ending, I mean, sooner or later would stop.
Starting point is 01:41:29 Stop. Let the man be president for a little bit, would you? I mean, it's never ending the hatred they have for this man. And I really find it difficult to believe, even the people that didn't like President Barack Obama. I don't know who those people were. You know, at least allowed him to be. president. And I mean, he still screwed that up. And I bet you that if you were to step back a little bit and let Donald Trump be president, he might screw that up too. But standing in an audience in Central Park yelling, gerbils, gerbils, gerbils, Hitler, Nazi, is not going to do it. I got news for you, Jack.
Starting point is 01:42:34 It ain't going to do it. It makes you look worse than them. But, hey, you know what? That's just me. That's just me. I'm saving that I was going to do this story, and I might as well do it. We've got a little time left here in the show.
Starting point is 01:42:51 Thanks for listening coming along for the ride today. Lawrence Jones, standing by to broadcast his expertise on whatever the heck he's pretending to be an expert on. Coming up at noon. And then Mike Slater and Joe Paggs all on the, Blaze Radio Network is your Saturday lineup. And Sunday, we've got a brand new lineup for you on Sunday now. Starting at 6 a.m., you got Jackie Daly.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Then David Barton. Then you have Handel on the Law. And then we've got a brand new show for you, the Yaron Brooks Show, starting tomorrow at 2, 2 to 4 on the Blaze Radio Network. So, I mean, my gosh, we give and we give and we give and we give. So you know what? You're welcome. You're welcome.
Starting point is 01:43:32 and if you want to come to this stage and yell gerbils, you go right ahead, but it's not going to stop us, okay? We're just going to, okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for a little bit and take a little break and then security. And then we're going to come, then we're going to get right back on the stage, okay? That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio,
Starting point is 01:43:53 Instagram, Jeff EMRA. And don't forget, Brad, Stags and I are going to be doing. We'll do a quick Facebook live after the show today. Just look for the alerts. I'll tweet when we're going to start the station. stupid thing. And I'll give you a quick tour, 1791. And I want to do a couple of jokes. A couple of jokes, dance around a little bit. Now, when you go out and you find things that you eat, things that you use every day, do you think about what they're made from? What's in them?
Starting point is 01:44:26 What's in them? What's on them? What are they made from? How do companies make that product? Like, let's say tattoo ink. You ever think about tattoo ink? Oh, why would I think about tattoo ink? I hate tattoos. Okay, that might be true. But a lot of people have tattoos, including the two Georgia prisoners that were escaped and now thanks to a man coming out of a house, seeing them breaking into his car,
Starting point is 01:44:55 holding them until the police got there, are back in prison. Thank you. tattoo ink made with animal parts to serve as binding agents bone char glycerin from animal
Starting point is 01:45:14 fat gelatin from hooves shellac from beetles now how much do you want that tattoo huh now for those of you that think oh I'm a vegetarian and a vegan
Starting point is 01:45:29 they make that it's tough to find however I will say that I found out that the vegan ink contains plastic. So good luck, God bless. This is kind of, this is what I didn't know. This one I didn't know. Beer, beer, some beers contain icing glass.
Starting point is 01:45:58 I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S-S. Now, it's the substance, Makes the beer clear, bright, you know, gives that beer that clear bright look. Now, some breweries have removed icing glass to become what they're calling vegan. The substance of icing glass, and I may be saying it wrong, but it's I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S. The substance is made from swim bladder of fish. Ha! Come on now. I'll take three cold ones, please.
Starting point is 01:46:40 Is it happy hour? Yes, okay. Give me that clear, shiny beer. Make sure I have some extra swim bladder of fish in it. Yup. All right. Chewing gum. Now, you know, everybody loves chewing gum, right?
Starting point is 01:46:57 Sugar-free, not sugar-free, big wads of bubble gum. It may contain a lanylin. Lannolin. and it helps make the gum chewy, the lanolin. Now, you don't have to disclose that you use lanyl in your gum because it's included in the gum base ingredient. So if you have to, if you want to know what's in the gum base, then you'll see the lanyl.
Starting point is 01:47:28 But as long as the gum says, it's, you know, gum base. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I know, but what makes it, let's make it. makes it chewy. That's the gum base. The lanyline is a waxy secretion from sheepskin. Yeah. Come on. Who doesn't want to chew a big water gum right now?
Starting point is 01:47:55 This one is kind of not sure what to make of this one. Dryer sheets. I like dryer sheets. There's some few people in my household that doesn't like them, you know? He does fabric softener and you don't need dry sheets to waste of money. You know what? No. Keeps the static down, makes the clothes a little smell a little bit better.
Starting point is 01:48:18 Dehydronated tallow dimethyl ammonium chloride. Now that's used to coat the dryer sheets. That's what they put on them. Now, it makes the clothes soft and it reduces the static electricity, which is what I like them for. Okay. the dehydronated tallow dimethyl ammonium chloride is a compound that's a derivative of rendered cattle, sheep, and horse fat. Man, these clothes feel so soft. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the breeze radio network.
Starting point is 01:49:34 Yes, it is on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Don't forget we've got, you know, during the week we have Talking Fear, which is our coverage of the Talking Walking Dead, you know, the putt show, the show that fills the gap between the regular talking. And we'll have that. That's usually available sometime Monday afternoon, later Monday evening. Coming up is Lawrence Jones standing by to do his tremendous.
Starting point is 01:50:04 broadcast here on the Blaze Radio Network where he gives you three hours of unlimited information and thoughts and opinions from the mind of Lawrence Jones noon to three on the Blaze Radio Network. It's the only place you get it. I mean, sure you see him as a little pop-up head
Starting point is 01:50:26 on a news show somewhere and he's giving you a little quick tidbits, but here, here, not only are you getting little quick tidbits, but you're getting full thoughts and thought-out opinions from the man, which, I mean, this is it, that's the only place you're going to get it right here.
Starting point is 01:50:43 The Blaze Radio Network, noon to three, the Lawrence Jones Show. And then Mike Slater, Joe Pags and the rest of the lineup. Then tomorrow, don't forget the new lineup. Don't forget the new lineup. Jackie Daley kicks us off at 6 a.m. David Barton,
Starting point is 01:51:00 Handel on the Law, and then the Yaron Brooks show, brand new show on the Blaze Radio Network at 2 p.m. Congratulations to the Skittles company, by the way. And you know, you know, we've, on this show, we're fans of Skittles, have been fans of Skittles. I know you can't tell. I got it. But I am. And, you know, they try to do something nice, and they pay for it. They try to do something nice for the LGBT pride. They're the rainbow Skittles all the time. So they say, hey, you know what? let's, since it's Pride Month,
Starting point is 01:51:37 let's do something nice and take our rainbow away and so that the Pride rainbow can take center stage and they get in trouble for it because the Skittles then without the colors are all white. I mean, that's just got awful stupid anyway. Somebody should have stopped them. Why don't we just say our rainbow is your rainbow this month? How about that?
Starting point is 01:52:02 I mean, something. other than, I know, we'll just make them all white. Gurbles! Gurbles! Buh! Can't take it. Have a great week. Thanks for coming along for the ride today.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Appreciate it. Take care of yourself. Happy Father's Day. And, my gosh, anybody ever, anybody tell you you you look good today? Oh! That's a mistake, because you do. You look great.
Starting point is 01:52:32 Except I wouldn't, I don't know. I don't necessarily know I would I would wear that thing all day that you're wearing right now, though. But other than that, you look like. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

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