Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/17/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 1: So Much Is Happening
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How in the world are you?
Wow.
Does it seem like, I don't know, three weeks, forever, since you and I've been together.
It's good to see you.
You look fine.
You know, as fine as you can look.
And, wow, I feel like since we left for vacation, since the radio show and the network took a vacation.
and many of the people working here are going,
we didn't take a vacation.
What are you talking about, fat man?
You know, the people that are people.
Since we've been, every day something newsworthy,
and I mean really newsworthy, something is, obviously,
every day something happens.
I got it.
But it's amazing to me, every day something happens.
It's like, oh my gosh.
and it
it just
sets me back
for example
this week
we had
we had the horrific shooting
in in Alexandria
and the same day
we've got a shooting
out on the West Coast at UPS
that gets a little coverage
eh
a few people got killed
the UPS workers
remember the old going postal
now it's going parcel
Don't worry about it.
Forget about it.
It's fine.
It's fine.
And we're now supposed to, you know, be kinder and gentler.
Kinder and gentler to each other.
The rhetoric is supposed to be toned down.
It doesn't feel like it.
It really doesn't feel like it.
I felt like it for maybe a couple of hours.
Maybe.
And that's about it.
And now we have the big news.
I really don't understand why Megan Kelly is taking such a hit for the Alex Jones interview.
I mean the hatred for her has grown tenfold since her Fox days.
And I'm not really sure I understand it, but it's there.
And the good fine broadcaster, Alex Jones.
knows that he's going to be made to look like a madman that he is.
And so he's trying to, you know, his preemptive strikes with his release of the audio recordings.
I listen to him.
You don't need to hear him.
It's Megan Kelly setting up an interview.
If you've ever set up an interview in your life, it's the same crap.
Yes, we're going to talk.
We're going to talk.
I'm not going to edit the heart out of what you mean.
Yes, it's not going to be a set-up piece.
because she knows that the dear, loving, wonderful Alex Jones will do it to himself.
And he did.
In the promo, I did ever talk about that?
He did.
And the Sandy Hook people, go after it.
Alex Jones, don't go after Megan Kelly.
Alex was the one that said it was, I thought that.
The green screen.
We all saw it.
after him
Megga's just pointing it out
he's a douche
everybody knows it
he's made a fortune
hawking his stuff on the internet forever
his stuff
there's a reason why
the commercials are hawked by him
because it's his merchandise
and God bless him
he's made a fortune
a fortune
we found that out in the divorce trial
or the custody trial with the kids
good for him
but don't try to then
pawn yourself off as
I'm just
I'm just a broadcaster
just don't
don't and he's got to
he's got to do this I mean if he's going to be
relevant at all he's got to do what he's doing
so
that's what he's doing
trying to make himself look like it was set up
and that he's still relevant
so maybe someday
someday if I suck up enough
Donald Trump will call me on the phone again and tell me how great I am.
Maybe someday that will happen.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
And then we had, I mean, in all this time, we've had the North Korean kid, the auto,
how do you say his last name?
Warm beer?
Warm buyer?
Otto warm beer.
Released?
Because he got.
botulism and took a sleeping pill and has been in a coma.
Oh, man, do you hear about that all the time?
People, oh, he's got botulism, man,
I took a sleeping pill and now he's been in a coma for a year.
Man, that's reported everywhere.
I mean, really, they're saying now that he was, you know,
it was obviously the North Korea friends, our friends,
our friends, the North Korean lunatic, you know,
pummeled him into this coma.
But he's back home and he's in,
rough, rough shape.
Rough shape.
It does not look good for him.
And he had, the father has handled it very well.
We did hear that this was due, I mean, to our State Department with Rex Tillerson and the president, Donald Trump.
I mean, good for them.
The father had said that the Obama administration, if not Barack Obama himself, I just,
Try to keep a low profile.
We'll try to get this done, but just to take a low profile.
How about no?
I'll do respect, Mr. President?
No.
But they did, and this is what happened.
So he's home, and he's in rough shape.
I mean, you can say prayers for him.
You can say prayers for Steve Scalise, who's in rough shape.
I mean, it was the shooting in Alexandria.
We'll back up to the shooting real quick, just for prayer.
those, I mean, it could have been so much worse.
And I know that is a little comfort to the Scalese family.
Could it?
Well, yes.
Yes, it could.
And with our medical teams here in the United States,
and really in D.C. and Alexandria,
he will probably make it.
It will never be the same.
Never be the same.
You know, something that, you know, the guy that,
this joint around here, Glenn Beck said,
yesterday that I had really thought about,
is that, and I'm sure there's a doctor listening,
maybe, that will say, Jeff, you're out of your mind,
and so is he, and you don't know what you're talking about.
But when people have complete blood transfusion,
I mean, when you lose so much blood and they're just pumping blood into you into your body,
so it ends up that really you're ending up at the end game with none of your actual real blood.
You're never the same.
I thought about that, and I thought, you know, it kind of makes sense,
but I mean, your body sooner or later is, you'll think about it.
The body sooner or later kind of turns it into your blood, right?
It's inside you?
so maybe it's just the wounds
that make it never the same again
but he's got a long road to recovery
and you can say your prayers for
Steve Scalise
and they had the big baseball game
and they still played the baseball game good
and I'm still pissed
that our president did not go to the game
oh that's right he set a beautiful video
so cute it was so nice play ball
you guys are so great
Our president did not go to that game.
And the reason that they gave.
Security is too hard to take care of at a ballgame.
We can't, you shouldn't go.
Are you freaking kidding me?
The president of the United States.
Security is too hard.
We can't do that.
You know what?
Find a new security team.
Oh, wait, the Secret Service.
It is amazing to me.
I can't believe that the president can't go where he wants to go.
I understand.
I understand the whole premise behind it.
I understand.
We in this building, as a matter of fact, have not gone to places, some of us,
because security couldn't be tight.
It's too unsafe.
But the president of the United States at a stadium just around,
This is around the corner.
My gosh.
I mean, he could have snuck in.
What about a jumpsuit on?
That I would like to see, actually, the Trump jumpsuit.
I just walked in.
Now, the president is not going to do that
because no way is the president, Donald Trump,
going to sneak in and be a regular guy.
He likes the pop-in circumstance, but I can't believe.
I honestly thought that they were saying that
and then that he was going to actually show up.
saying that to make everybody believe he wasn't going to show up
and then he was going to show up.
So there had to be another reason.
Like, I don't know, I don't want to go to a stupid baseball game reason.
It had to be.
Because I can't, I won't, I can't, I won't, I don't want to believe
that here in the United States of America, our president can't go somewhere.
I just won't believe it.
They would make people strip down to get into that state.
stadium for his safety.
Just
amazing.
Amazing.
And then we had the hero in Georgia,
the two prisoners that escaped
and killed the guards,
and they're running around crazy,
and the local guy,
here's somebody trying to break into his car,
goes out, hey,
and he holds the prisoners, puts them down.
That's some money, right?
They put out a reward out for their capture.
He took care of that for.
him, calls a neighbor, they can come over and hold them at gunpoint laying on the ground
until the police department come there.
That's first responders.
Those guys are first responders.
And you saw the prisoners with their shirts off and they're tattooed from top to bottom.
I mean, they could hide in society really good.
You would never know they were there.
I mean, that was pretty amazing.
And congratulations to that man and his neighbor for doing that.
but they picked the wrong car to try to steal.
And good.
Good.
And then Texas came along after the Supreme Court gave Trump, you know, a little time to file the brief for the travel ban since the Ninth Circuit said,
oh, no, the travel ban, that's too racist because of words he said in the campaign.
We know it doesn't say that on the actual wording, but that's what.
what it means.
What?
What?
Yeah.
We know we're judges
and this is a court of law
but we can't
you know, it doesn't matter what it says.
It's what it means.
What?
So I hope the Supreme Court
actually sides
with the president, but the way things have been going
these days, good luck.
But then Texas just enacted
it's anti-Sheria law bill.
There are no other laws.
There are no other laws than the Constitution of the United States,
the federal government, and the Texas state laws.
There be no Sharia law taken over.
Except there's the guys we had on the air here in Irving, Texas,
that have their Sharia court.
They say that it's not binding and it's not,
you know,
you can't be held accountable to this court
to the Sharia law court.
You're just going before us to make a ruling for the heck of it.
We're just trying to let you know
that Sharia would do it this way.
But you don't have to do it like that.
You should do it the way we don't believe in.
You know, screw the Constitution.
Screw the federal law, state law.
We have our own law.
Okay.
Okay.
I got you.
And then we had, sadly, lost in all the shuffle, the death of Batman, Adam West.
Now, look, the reason that he was such a big deal is that, you know, they're the boomers, the baby boomers, all grew up watching the stupid bam, pow, wham!
and then the creation of all the Batman films.
And so Adam West was like, well, you know, I'm getting a little old.
And I've done a lot of TV and a lot of movies.
But, you know, I was Batman.
I was Batman over here.
I'm going to go to all the Comic Con's and make a lot of money.
And it'd be interviewed on shows.
And I actually met him five or six years ago, something like that.
and nice man
nice man
and so yes I've met
Batman and I made the joke
on the air about all the Batman
should show up with
in their in uniform at the funeral
oh no that'd be disrespectful
would it
come on now
tell me you don't want to see
every Batman dressed up as Batman
at his funeral tell me
now
I'm going to play a clip in L.A.
they lit up the bat light in honor of Adam West in Batman.
And then the mayor spoke and then Bert Ward spoke.
I will say,
Bert Ward first, in the process of Bert speaking,
you'll hear him mention something about,
he's here with us in spirit.
And in L.A. people are like, yeah, we'll pray for him, all right.
They were okay, Bert.
But I will also say that if the other Batman show up in their Batman outfit,
Bert should not show up in the Robin outfit.
Because it's going to be, I don't think it fits anymore.
Count down to the light, the bad light.
That's pretty cool.
That is kind of cool.
Adam West taught us that each one of us had a heart of gold.
And that we could have a fun time doing it too.
And there will never be a Batman like Adam West, and there will never be another Adam West.
Bert Ward.
We don't have him here physically, but let me tell you, I think we got him here spiritually.
Oh, yeah.
And I would tell you what I want you to know that he would be saying to every one of you if you were here.
No, we are here.
He would tell you that we're all on this planet for such a very short period of time,
to make the most of every day you're here, to be with your family, be with your friends, be kind to people.
But such a difficult life.
I'm telling you, it's not just fighting villains like we do on camera.
Life is difficult.
It's not like we used to.
I'm not here to preach to you.
I'm here to tell you that my friend Adam would want every single one of you to be incredibly happy
and to be joyous because he spent his entire life as a performer making people happy.
making them laugh and trying to make this world a better place.
Thank you, Bert Ward.
And I make fun of Bernard.
I shouldn't because he's being so nice and, you know,
it's about the death of Adam West.
At 88, he had leukemia, and he was still out there.
Hawking wears his best he could.
Rest in peace, Adam West, and the original Batman.
And there is no report of when the funeral will be or the burial,
so I'm sure the family is keeping that all private
because even if the real Batman's don't show up in Batman outfits,
thousands of people from around the country show up with their kids in Batman outfits.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
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I'll tell you what. You know,
there are a number of things that happen
throughout life every day that just are,
and we're going to get to a few of them,
as this show progresses on.
It's good to be back.
Seriously, it's good to be back.
And even if you're going to continue to wear what you're wearing right now, fine.
Don't worry about it.
Nobody cares.
Well, somebody does, but I don't.
And we're going to get to them.
I mean, we've got Cosby trial still happening.
I mean, the jurors are going back into deliberation right now, the judge.
Well, we have talked about that.
We got, I can't tell you how much we've got.
We've got so much that it's overwhelming.
Actually, we probably just go take it down.
We'll get to it.
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We've become so dependent on the Internet.
We have become so dependent on the Internet.
We really have.
And thankfully, right?
I mean, this is an Internet company.
The blaze.com slash radio.
The blaze.com slash TV.
Glennbeck.com.
Mercury radio arts.com.
1791.
And then there are times when, because we've become so dependent on the internet,
when it's not working properly, it's very frustrating.
Very frustrating.
At some point, I,
I am beginning to believe, and I could be wrong, that when the internet do people in this building that we work at here in Irving, Texas, Mercury Studios, and by the way, 1791 is having their big sale going on.
So come on down.
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Spin the wheel for a free bumper sticker.
I believe that the internet do people, when they leave on Friday, they turn the internet off.
they just go, oh, you know what, we'll just turn it all.
And it'll just screw everybody up.
And so that when he opens the email on Saturday, it'll be completely different.
It won't start and play good because then he'll have to reset everything and it'll be completely different.
Man, will we get them?
Oh, Jeff would be so mad.
It doesn't matter, though, because he's telling Jeff.
He doesn't know how about it.
Right?
Does it matter?
No matter at all.
about it. Right? Now, I would like to say that congratulations are in order.
Two, the government and our military, as, you know, seven Navy crew missing,
skipper hurt in a collision off Japan. The seven sailors were missing and the captain,
and two others were injured after a U.S. destroyer and a container ship
collided off the coast of Japan.
A U.S. destroyer and a container ship collide off the coast of Japan.
Isn't that special?
It's amazing that our military is letting ships run into container ships.
You agree?
In other news, the Army began mandatory transgender sensitivity training this week.
Good.
Good.
The other branches aren't quite ready yet, but the Army is ready.
The Army is ready.
And so that's good.
It's good news, right?
In other news, Defense Secretary Mattis?
Yeah.
He testified that he was shocked by the poor state of the U.S. combat readiness.
What?
What?
The Defense Secretary?
Now, I'll grant you that the defense secretary, you know,
definitely is always out for us more cash,
so this is a little bit of play for that.
But he put most of the blame on Congress
for its inability to approve budgets on time.
So again, he's after more money.
However, after he's testified about the U.S. combat readiness
being in a poor state,
now that we get the news of a destroyer running into a container ship,
what are they doing?
I didn't say that the container ship hit the destroyer.
But if a ship, I never was concerned about one of Kim Jong whoopi-whoops missiles hitting anything belonging to the United States.
But if a ship carrying containers can hit one of our destroyers, maybe I should be.
Maybe I should be.
I know.
I know what you mean.
It's a little crazy.
I got it.
But I'm just saying it's possible.
It's possible that perhaps Secretary of Defense Mattis is right.
And perhaps we need to really go back into the military and restructure a little bit.
Go back to the basics.
The basics.
Breaking down, you build them up, you get them ready.
The whole sensitivity training thing.
it really doesn't work for the military.
What do I know?
Now, I mentioned Bill Cosby trial.
Jurors just went back to start deliberating as the beginning of the show.
They went back to start deliberations again.
Now, the judge had them go back in because they were deadlocked.
CNN reported.
that there were
two
jurors
that were not going along with the rest
and
holding
steadfast. Now then CNN
broke the juror
down, the jury down
by gender and racial
lines so they lead you to believe that
the two black people on the jury
are the ones that are holding out. We don't know that.
We don't know that.
I mean, there's
according to CNN, there's six white males, four white females, one black male, one black female.
Now, they've deliberated for 52 hours.
More now.
And the judge was like, you can't leave.
Your Honor, we've deliberated all this time.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Mr. Rao, throw this thing out, start again.
You can't leave.
Not until you reach a verdict.
Oh, man.
You know, I know, thank you, you know, so much for your time.
But we really, we really, we're out of deadlock.
We can't decide, you know, Bill Cosby.
Got all the information.
We've got people who hollering and we got, you know,
we got the whole deposition thing that, you know,
we're hearing this testimony from the deposition.
You can't leave.
Never.
What if we can't find a, you know,
We don't come to a verdict, and we still have, you know, people holding out,
then you'll be here forever.
You must reach a verdict.
So I would say that perhaps, you know, Mr. Cosby has a little bit of a,
a little bit of a, a little bit of a case, right?
A little bit of a case saying, you know,
I mean, it almost appears like I know the judge is saying,
you know, until you reach a verdict,
but there's two people that are holding out.
And since, I don't know, since,
probably most of you are, you know, want to find him guilty.
I get it.
You probably want to find him guilty.
You can't leave until he's guilty.
You're on a road of deadlock.
I mean, we've been held up in this.
stupid room here for, you know, a long time.
It doesn't matter.
Reach a verdict.
So I would say that if the two are still holding out, if they hold strong,
you're probably going to get a mistrial.
But they've asked for all this,
they've asked for all this testimony and they want to know the meaning of things.
The only reason they're doing that is because the other two people,
they want to show the other two people, look, look, read this,
They're supposed to be guilty.
We've got to find him guilty.
And we want to leave.
If you don't find him guilty, we can't leave.
You heard the judge.
Please stop holding out.
Look at the testimony.
I know it's testimony.
Well, they don't know.
But it is testimony that we weren't supposed to see in the first place.
But it is testimony because other judge,
ruled that we can see it. So here, look at it. Look, do I think Cosby's a dirtbag now? Of course he is.
But, you know, the guy is, what, 100? He's blind. He's leading around. He can't walk on his own.
And, you know, let him be, go home. You've ruined the man's career. You've taken away his livelihood.
You've taken away his iconic status. Right. I mean, so no matter. So no matter. So, no,
matter what, the only thing left is to find him guilty, and you're not leaving until you do so.
I mean, isn't that grounds for, you know, I don't know, a retrial?
Maybe, you know, we think again, we think, Your Honor, you know, we were over here with this jury and they couldn't, they were in a deadlock.
and because you told them they can't leave
until they found a verdict
perhaps they just came to a verdict
over exhaustion
and just wanting to be home
with their families
I don't care
you can't leave
until there's a verdict of guilty
Okay, you're on, you think maybe, I don't know, what do you think?
Maybe we, I don't know, send in for lunch.
Fine, but you're not leaving.
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Fisher.
You know, that's a common problem in my life, is that people just don't know how good they have it with me.
I'm just saying.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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Did you know?
Did you know that Netflix?
Netflix.
And, you know, I love Netflix.
I'm a subscriber to Netflix.
I think I pay Netflix more money than my salary.
Because everybody uses my account, and I have to keep adding TVs to my account,
so I'm able to watch it.
So I don't know what kind of deal we have.
I think they're big deal, actually, is you pay their monthly fee,
and you get four.
You have to get up to four devices that you can use at the same time.
And I think, I think.
I think it is.
And that's what's wrong with Hulu, actually.
I'd subscribe to Hulu, but the Hulu's problem is they only let one device run at one.
Stupid.
I'll pay you more money.
Let me watch it on more than one device.
At the same time.
Whatever.
But Netflix is now larger than cable television.
Did you know that?
It has more subscribers than cable television.
cable television since 2012 has been gradually,
and some really not that gradually, going down.
It was at, I think, in 2012 it was 55, 56 million.
I don't like that.
That might have been 58.
And Netflix was 25, 30 maybe in 2012.
and both have been coming to meet
and they just,
Netflix just surpassed cable.
Cable is now at about 48 million
and Netflix is up about 50 million.
So they've surpassed cable television
in subscribers.
That is absolutely amazing.
And you just had Amazon,
purchase Whole Foods for $13 billion.
So who's left?
Who's left after this?
Right?
You're going to have Amazon, Google, Facebook,
maybe Netflix, unless Amazon or Google buys them out.
Right?
Who are the big ones?
Walmart, maybe?
Left standing?
Because, I mean, stores are closing left and right.
Left and right.
The brick and mortar stores, oh, bye.
Nobody wants brick and mortar.
Let's see.
I can go out into cold weather or hot weather and shop and get things and bring them to my house.
Or I can pay to have it delivered to my house.
Hello.
Ding dong.
I just said it right there.
I'll put it away.
Or here's an extra 10.
Put it away.
It goes in that closet right there.
I'm a huge fan of that.
Tell me, America isn't great.
Tell me, America is great.
I mean, you just call, every grocery store now
is starting to have, you know, home delivery.
You're going, actually having to drive to the store to pick it up.
You know what?
No thing.
Just bring it in and set it on that shelf right there.
Yeah.
Don't mind me.
I'll dress up later.
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