Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/17/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Brown Cows And Chocolate Milk

Episode Date: June 17, 2017

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Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. To the Jeff Fisher show, Hot to Blaze Radio Network. Nice to you to come along for the ride today. Appreciate it. It's been June 17th, 2017.

It has been a long 2017, and yet it's gone by so fast. Tell me how that happens. I know you're saying something out loud, drinking your coffee going, Now it has an idiot. Cheers suck. It's just been seemed like it's gone by so fast, and yet, so much has happened. So much has happened that it's like, oh, is it really? Only June and all this has happened?

Really? Now, there's a new study. I'm not quite sure what to make of this study, because at first glance, you think, This can't be real, right? And then you think, oh my gosh, it is real. According to research published in Sex Rolls, a journal of research, who doesn't get that delivered to the house? I mean, I try to just get that delivered right to my email box,

so I don't have to even wait for the postal service to deliver it. There's a strong desire to cuddle and hug between bromatic friends. While kissing is just another way of showing affection. One of the students involved told the authors, you can lie in bed with your bromance, have a cuddle, just talk. Well, another said he understood it as having a cuddle buddy. A third thought cuddling, hugging, and sex jokes were a core part of the romantic relationship. Now, for those of you that aren't aware of what a bromance is, it's been defined as an emotionally intense bond between straight men.

Okay. Now, before I go on, I would like, I am like, I'm almost not a heterosexual male. Okay, I mean, some days I just depends. Don't look at me like that. I mean, I can identify whatever the hell I want, when I want. Got it? Don't look across it. Don't look at me like that.

And I have. lived with other men. Now, let me rephrase that. I have shared living space with other men. I have friends that I've known for years that are identifying as a male, as I normally do. And I have never wanted to use them as a cuddle buddy. Now, maybe it would have evolved. I mean, sure, you sit around and you drink and you smoke or whatever

and you watch movies, you hang out, you know, whatever. Maybe I'm just, I didn't evolve fast enough. Maybe it would have ended up with, ah, just come here, baby. Just come here, cuddle. You need a hug, baby. A little, little, Lucas. No. I'm sorry.

No. if would I consider an emotionally intense bond between straight men a bromance yes I've had that on the stand under oath yes do I think that if you are cuddling and kissing your bro that you're having an emotionally intense bond between straight men no I do not in all 29 of 30 men who took part said they cuddled their bromatic partner. It'd be fascinating to see what they're, what they're, I mean, what you and I think is cuddling. It's fascinating what they think is cuddling. Don't think about that too long.

The latest work also backs a 2012 study that found 89% of 145 surveys. It's not 145. I mean, it's real small. undergraduate heterosexual men had kissed on the lips it doesn't say whether they were sober I mean there's so many jokes and it's just I have to I'm I am toning myself down for you you're welcome

one participant said guys nowadays in my generation okay well right there I got it I'm the old guy there is so much kissing between guys because it's showing affection. 88809033 is the phone number. I'd like to know if you are in the kissing because it's a showing affection generation. Added I hug and kiss my bromance and tell him I love him.

An emotionally intense bond between straight men is what a bromance is. Participants also talked about how comfortable they were to be. be naked around their bromances. You know what? I'm kind of barely comfortable to be naked around myself, you know, for the most part. One participant said, I live in a house with three other guys and there are massive bromances going on between us. Okay.

You know, good for you. But that is not necessarily a straight relationship. Sorry. It's just not. It's okay. But I don't necessarily think I would call it a bromance. Now, what makes this okay? I don't know.

I don't know. Because they also walk around naked. Look, I've got no problem standing naked in a room with my housemates. We feel comfortable being naked around each other. Is it a porn shoot? I mean, come on. The study was conducted across a three-month period between August, 2014 and November 2014

and involved semi-structured interviews into the friendship, what does that mean? Semi-structured interviews. Into the friendship experiences of 30 undergraduate men who identified as heterosexual or mostly heterosexual.

Mostly heterosexual, I would say, leans this. They were enrolled in one of the four undergraduate sports degree at the University of in England. It says here at a single UK university at a university of Kentucky

okay guarantee you well it is the bluegrass street I have no idea what that means so I mean that's where we're at right that's where we're at it just doesn't doesn't matter

love the one you're with listen if you can't be with the one you love love the one you're with it means Crosby still as Nash said it 100 years ago so far out of their time. And it comes right back around at you right now. We also have in today's world families who are raising their children right. Raising their children the way they want to be, the way they need to be.

There's no hammer being put down. There's no you're going to be a boy, you're going to be a girl. there's no hey just go outside and play there's we've got a career to make we've got work to do got to make gonna make you strong and even if you're eight years old and once in a while you like to wear girls clothes good good because if you do that oh my gosh we can put makeup on you we can teach you how to dance, and we can be supportive parents, and we can get you into voguing classes, we can get you into singing classes, we can get you into all kinds of

dancing classes, and we can get you new clothes to wear, and your sister will be fine with it. Your sister will be with it. Melanchon Nemesis Quinn, Melanchon Golden. otherwise known as lactation, lactadia. Now, I'll tweet this story out. I'll tweet the story out because it's a fascinating video with lactadia and her parents and the performance at the Work the World Drag Tour. It's the Rupal's Drag Race. they invited lactadia up on stage

the younger queens they just love little lactadia now before the performance we ran into lactadia on the street and lactadia fascinating fascinating

little boy girl drag queen and had this to say I think that anyone can do what they want in life. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. If you want to be a drag queen and your parents don't let you, you need new parents. If you want to be a drag queen and your friends don't let you, you need new friends. Amen.

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Call Goldline, 1-800-9-6. 1 3, 4653. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Breaking news, mistrial declared in the Bill Cosby's sexual assault trial. Mistrial declared. So they asked for all that information. That's exactly what they were doing.

The people who had decided that he was guilty asked for all those information that they could throw it into the other two's face and say, find him guilty so we can leave. So there you go. Mistrial declared. in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial. Now that does not.

You know, this is what everybody's going to say. It doesn't make him not guilty. It doesn't make him guilty. It just means that the jurors could not come to a final decision. Yeah, we understand that. Thank you. However, do you think, do you think that they're going to retry? I mean, really, you've ruined this.

man already. I mean, he's not, I mean, he's not, obviously, he's Bill Cosby, he's, you know, but the iconic Bill Cosby, that's gone. The, you've taken away his livelihood, that's gone. You've taken away his outlet of being able to perform live in public. That's gone. I mean, my God. What more do you want?

His blood. We want to find him guilty. We need his blood. Well, not right now. Not right now. Okay? Because the jury couldn't do it. So good luck.

The odds of him being retried? Man, you got to believe they're pretty slim, right? I mean, everybody hates them now. They were coerced against the defendant. Wow, the juror said they were coerced against the defendant. That's what they told the judge. Wow. It was a conviction.

It was not likely going to happen. It could be overturned on appeal. A little information for, I mean, this is Fox News reporting this right now. I mean, this is going to be fascinating to see actually what happened in the jury. If we learn exactly what happened to be on the jury. Have you ever been on a jury? I have. And it's a fascinating.

a fascinating way to spend a day or weeks and hours until you find the person guilty but I was on the jury last year I was on I knew exactly when we went in for the for the voidsware where they asked you questions before

they're deciding who's going to be on the jury and I you know how to answer them if you have half a brain so how do you feel about that oh I really love Hitler and I think all people should die. We don't need him on the jury. He can go home. I mean, that's pretty much done.

You know how to answer the questions. I just, I just want people to leave me alone and get off my grounds or I'm going to shoot him. He can go. Women should just serve me. He can go. You think you can answer the questions, honestly? I just did. So you answer the questions, you know, the way, what they want to hear and you get on the jury.

We were on the jury. I spent the entire day listening to this trial on this guy. It was an aggravated assault with intent. I forget exactly what the main, what they were charging him with, but it was just under murder. I mean, he almost killed this guy. And he took a drill with a cord, a cord drill,

and swung the drill around by the end of the cord and bashed this guy into the face at least ten times. I mean, it smashed a hell out of him. and so I spent the entire day thinking, okay, I'm going to do what they asked. He's not guilty. He's not guilty. And, you know, prove your case.

Make him guilty. And then we get to the, we hear all the case was a one-day thing. The judge wanted to be a one-day thing. He didn't want it to be hours and hours. We're going to wrap this up in a day. So we hear the case, prosecution and the defense, and we go back to deliberate. And there was one or two that were questionable, but at the end of the day, you knew this guy was guilty.

I mean, it was guilty. You did it. Now, it took us a while to decide because there were a couple that needed to hear him. So we got brought the evidence in. We asked to see evidence. We asked to see some of the testimony again. and then whoever wants to be the loudmouth gets to be the head of the jury so yeah that was me and so i mean i'm the one that gets to say guilty guilty and my name is bill that guy right there not jeff and so we found him guilty but they ended up finding out that he had done all this other stuff that if we'd have known that death penalty this is the jeff fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. So apparently the prosecution will, as at least what they say, will retry Bill Cosby in the sexual assault case. Let me say this to the prosecution. Stop it. How many times? I mean, stop it. I mean, at some point, let the man be.

and I don't want to hear it could possibly be a rapist well you know what if you believe that now because you could find then he was and he is whatever the man is 80 and the problem

with some of this was that they the people that he raped in quotation marks are now they talk to him and dealt with him after the so-called attack.

So it seems as though they were okay with whatever happened. Okay. I have to take care of a little internal business right now, and I apologize. I apologize. Bottom of my heart. But I've got to do this on the air because I don't have any, I want to be able to share with you,

and I want to be able to actually get some work done. So just take a side note for just a second. Okay? Just a side note. And so you know what's been happening a little behind the scenes. I really have been having some Internet issues with my laptop. So some of the stories and information that I really wanted to share with you, some of the inside small information, I'm not able to print

because I'm not able to open up the story on my laptop. And I can only open up like one story at a time on my phone and go back. forth, so I'm trying to get all this information instead of having it printed and sorted out in front of me. Now, I just asked my producer, board op, extraordinaire, Chris, hey, you know what? I'm tired of messing around with this. Let me send the show prep sheet to you and have you print out our two segment two. Okay, because I want to go back to a couple of those stories since we're in hour two segment three because obviously we did the bill cosby stuff in segment two that was breaking news we'll get that news to you as the show goes on okay now when i ask for hour two segment

two that doesn't mean print hour one segment two that mean and he brought it in he did what i asked and he gave me the full segment two from hour one are we in hour one no i can't seriously it is so difficult to find good help. That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus or not, but it is so, you can't find good. You can't. I mean, you can ask for people to apply.

You can try to do interns. You can try to, you know, say people, oh, you've got experience great. But you can't. I mean, I don't know. This is what's wrong with America today. You can't find good help. I know you know this. I know you know this.

I got it. I can't believe. Actually, I'm just messing with Chris. Got it? Are you happy now? Oh, my gosh. Yes, thank you.

Thank you. I mean, you could have co-related it a little bit and taken out the sheets that don't matter, but whatever. I'll take care of it. I got it. I'll take care of. There are a few pages in this story

that you really don't need, which I was going to just kind of get rid of. Don't worry about that, though. I know you just wanted to get it printed and get it out here to me. I appreciate that. A whole bunch. You don't say that kind of stuff. They get mad.

You're going to tell them that you appreciate what you're doing, even if you don't. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-903-33 is the phone number. We did have some breaking news. Bill Cosby, a mistrial declared in the Cosby case. the prosecution does say that they will retry the case and it is you know Cosby's what going to be 80 soon

I think we've had enough I think we've had enough and I thought say you know we had we even we even had the judge you can't leave to the jurors until finally when they came out today and said after they were supposed to go into a session at night. They came out a little while and said, Your Honor, we are deadlocked and there's nothing, there's nothing else happening.

So off they go. Off Bill Cosby goes. They're in Norristown, Pennsylvania. You know, there are times when I think, how many, really, I mean, I already, I've done one or two stories already today that I question the, smartness of the American people. And I think, you know, maybe people aren't as dumb as you think.

I mean, I think that. I think, you know what? People are not as, uh, it's okay. It's okay. And then I see this. And I know that I'm not talking to you. I know that you listening to the, this show, whether it be live, 9 a.m. to noon on Saturdays on the Blaze Radio Network,

or whether it be at your convenience on a podcast at the blaze.com slash radio, the Jeff Fisher show. Anytime, anywhere. Just put me in your pocket. Take me with you. I know it's not you. you are not one of the one of the 48% of people asked that don't know where chocolate milk comes from you are not one of the just under 10% of people

who believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows I know that you are not those people I know this I know this Are you? No, you're laughing. You're going, now, that can't be real.

You can't be real. Now, there's plenty more little things to worry about, but I know there's a lot, you know, the world. Jeff, the world's going to hell. I know. I know. I know. We've had fires in Europe. Terrorism all over Europe, in the U.S., all over the world.

soldiers are still dying in the Middle East. Russians are coming. North Korea is sending back nearly dead people they've arrested. I know that. I understand that. But you should, the very basics, the very basics of life, you should realize that chocolate milk doesn't come from a brown,

doesn't come from a brown cow. Now, if you are one of the under 10% of people who believe that chocolate milk comes from a brown cow, I'm sorry to upset you. Okay? I'm sorry to upset you. I realize that it would be upsetting not. What? There are no chocolate cows?

No. No. There's no chocolate cows, and there's no cows that deliver chocolate milk. Sorry to disappoint you. And I know, guess what? A hamburger is beef. Did you know that? That's right.

A hamburger is beef. I don't want to, now that you should pull the car over. You should pull the car over right now. Because I am absolutely a flabbergasted that people think. that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I cannot honestly believe that. I don't know that it can be real. I think that those 10% of the people went,

yep, brown cow! Do you know where chocolate milk comes from? Yeah, a brown cow. Okay, they answered it brown cow. It has to be, right? It can't be that many people. It just can't. Now, they're blaming it on, you know, hey,

people don't know where they get their food from. They know they go to the grocery store. That's where they get the food from. they don't know where it actually comes from. Right? They don't know that, you know, hamburger's a beef. If you're conditioned to go to the store, you don't know where the food comes from.

You know, you don't know that a French fry comes from a potato. You don't know that, you know, a pickle is a cucumber. People don't know that. No, I know. Take a breath to pull the car over if you're going to hit something, if you're going to use the guardrails. Guard rails are there for your safety, but go ahead and use them. But maybe you talk to your kids a little bit about where things come from.

It's a good process just to walk through the grocery store and talk about where things come from. It amazes me. And then I think, you know what? Nah, it's not real. You know what? That's just people messing with these people asking them questions. It's just people messing with people asking these questions

And they're saying, you know what? We're going to really mess with these people And we're going to We're going to tell them, you know what? We believe Hey, you know, you never guess what happened today. So I'm out for this walk and they're doing this survey And they asked me where chocolate milk come from?

I was like, oh, good, it's a brown cow idiot. And I kept walking. And they wrote it down. So, man, did I mess with them? Man, did I mess with them? And then I see the headline, don't put ground wasp nest on your vagina to tighten muscles, Warren's gynecologist.

Now, I could go on and read that story to you and continue to let you know that it's actually seems to be true the all-natural treatment looking to rejuvenate and tighten but for those of you that believe that you could put ground wasp nests

on your privates to tighten muscles are probably the same group of people that think chocolate milk comes from brown cows this is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. You have your phone out. It's close to you when you are with your partner at all times. Is that a true statement? You keep your conversations with your partner short because your attention is more focused on what is on your phone. You break your attention from the conversation you are having with your partner to look at or respond to your phone.

You check your phone when there is a lull in the conversation. If you're watching TV together, you look at your phone when there is a commercial break. You take a call that is not urgent when you are having quality time with your partner. Any of those statements, true? Do you know what you are? Do you know you are a fubber? It's called fubbing. P-H-U-B-B-B-I-N-G.

Fubbing. Now, according to this, it could be really. your relationship. According to me, I say it probably is extending your relationship. Because without the phone, you're like, holy crap, is that, are you boring? I am leaving. I am out of here. And the only reason I've been here this long is because when you stop talking, I go to Twitter

and I forget how dumb you are. I think it's extending your relationship. So fubbing is helping relationships in America. No problem. I see it all the time. I mean, I, I'm fascinated at the parents that are with their children, let alone, let's, let's split it up for just a second. Parents, children. Children talking to parents, parents looking at their phone, answering, whatever they're answering, text, emails, Facebooking, Twittering, Instagramming, Vining, whatever the hell they're doing, Snapchating, looking at, you know, silly cat faces.

Oh, ha ha ha, ha, ha, and moving on. without just talking to their children. Children. It's doing the same thing. Parent talking to... I mean, it's unbelievable. Nobody wants to put their phone down anymore. It's pretty remarkable.

And it's remarkable to try it. To really go out of your way. To not be fubbing. And it's... And, you know, good luck. Good luck. Because after a while, you're almost like, well, you know, we gave this thing a shot.

And dinner isn't here yet. So go ahead. Pick up your phone. I'm going to pick up mine. I've got the last thing I want to do is talk to you. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.