Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/17/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: I Just Wanna See The Play

Episode Date: June 17, 2017

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In the home stretch for Lawrence Jones standing by to give you his thoughts and comments on the happenings of the world. What are Lawrence going to talk about today? What is Lawrence talk about? Not that I don't listen to his show, but I've been gone for a couple of weeks and what's he been talking about? Do you know, Chris? Chris said that he's going to talk about some of the hottest, best, most covered topics in America today. give you his genius observations

on those particular happenings around the world. So what do we've got going on? We've got immigration, Alex Jones shooting hate Trump. Welcome to Lawrence Jones Show. That's almost every show in America.

You know, I know it is. It's okay. So tomorrow, this weekend, here in Irving, Texas, at the Mercury Studios, 1791 is having a big sale. The door is opening at noon, less than an hour away here. They've got racks of clothes out here that they're marking down a huge percentage. I don't think it's online because I think this is just the overstock that they've got all road up and up on license.

And I love 1791. Look, I sport the 1791 hat almost everywhere I go. I've got a couple shirts, got a thing. The most I have the big text jeans, the fat guy jeans. Most of the time, there's not a fat guy segment. If you look out there at the 1791 clothes, there's no big and tall sign. There's no, hey, fat people shop over here. No, there's none of that.

The large and extra large of 1791 is large. like the large and extra large of Ralph Lauren. There aren't any. Okay, it's the, it's the fat, the fat guy section in Ralph Lauren is the guy that's struggling to keep those extra 15 pounds off. He has to get this extra large for the weekend.

It's agonizing. Agonizing. But, anyway, the clothes are made here in America and you come on down. I think it's noon to six today. Might even be longer noon to eight. or something like that. And then tomorrow is two to six. So you can, you know what?

That's a good Father's Day, brother. Tomorrow's Father's Day. Happy Father's Day for all of you that are fathers and responsible fathers. Just, you know, because you're a father, big whoop. I've got 80 kids. Okay, great. But are you a father? I'm not, so don't wish.

Don't wish me. Happy Father's Day anyway, for those of you that are fathers and enjoy your children. Seriously, it's amazing how fast they do grow up. I mean, think about yourself and how you went through your life as a child and with your parents. And the next thing you know, I mean, you're an adult. And you're looking at your parents going, oh, my God, do I still hate you? So that happens so fast. So enjoy them, really.

I mean, my daughter, my 10-year-old daughter, who's going on 20, probably more like 21. I was working last night. I was sitting at the desk. And she comes up to the side of the desk and asks me something. I looked up and looked at her face. And, I mean, she looks like this 20-year-old human. And I had to lock her up. I'm not letting her out.

That's not doing it. She's not allowed to go out anymore. It's all. It's okay. I mean, you know, find me. But she's just not going on. It's not going to happen.

I'm not allowed. I know how I am. She's not going on. It's going to happen. So I'm reading this article in the New York Post. Sex in Space is a real concern that science needs to figure out. It was so funny. I was reading the story.

And I actually had the story saved to talk to you about because it's like, Come on now. I think we'll figure out, and I understand, we need to figure it out, right? Because we don't know, we don't know anything about it. We're already all we're hepped up about sending people to,

we've got to get people to other planets. We've got to figure it out. But we have to know what it's going to be like. We have to know it's a real concern. Something we really don't know about is human, production in space. Uh-huh. This is an assistant professor at George Washington University at the Atlantic Live panel.

And I mean, I don't know about you, but I watch the entire Atlantic Live panel on the internet. It was streamed live. If we actually want to go places and stay there, there's a key component to that. And that's having babies. Go to the curtain number three. having babies. It's hard to imagine getting it on during a rocket mission, is it? And space suits aren't the most appealing when it comes to foreplay, aren't they?

But during the long mission to Mars, which Elon Musk hopes to make a reality, okay, do we need to go to Mars? How about we go the other direction? Let's go somewhere else. Let's go somewhere else. I mean, Mars is the key. Everybody wants, look, I don't know on Mars. I don't go to Mars.

I mean, we already saw the movie. We know how it ends. There are many things that humans need to prepare for before attempting a long duration space travel. Yes, like eating. Combating the radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun. Keeping your health. You choose one. Go ahead and choose one.

Do you choose? Combating the radioactive space rays, beaming from the sun. Keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness. Or romping, having sex. Pick curtain number three. But sexual reproduction, probably the most important. You think? If we want to become a space-faring species and live in space permanently,

I know I want to become a space-faring species. Hello. From Earth, we're space-faring species, humans. So we've got to address. It's impressive, right? So I put this in my, I put this in my pile of, a pile of show stuff. And, uh, I get this email from, uh, one of my, one of the producers, uh, for this show. Robert. Here's his email to me.

Now, I may just be just a little bit naive here, but I think the bigger problems to solve before sex and reproduction in space, bigger problems to solve. before sex and reproduction in space moves to the top of the list. I think getting NASA running again, sending astronauts to space in American spaceships would be a good first step before worrying about this. Not to mention all the other things wrong here on Earth. Uh, yeah. I agree 100 and 10%.

However, if you have to pick between combating radioactive space rays beaming from the sun, or keeping your health in good condition and maintaining your fitness or reproduction. I mean, which one are you picking? Really? Which one are you picking? Curtain number three. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.

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This is the Jeff. Show. Welcome to it. 88-90-3033 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. We did have breaking news this morning. Bill Cosby trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania, mistrial.

So when the judge said last night, you can't leave. They came back this morning and that he finally said, go ahead. gave him a mistrial. The prosecution does say that they were going to retry the case. You will see. We'll see. We will see about that.

Now, we also, we've got the 1791 thing going on here in Irving, Texas. If you happen to, you know, you've still got time, hop a flight. Come on down. DFW or Lovefield had grab an Uber to the studios. 6301, Riverside, Irving, Texas. Those are your coordinates. Should you decide to accept them? And you come on down, spend a little time in Mercury Studios.

I'm not going to be here. I'll be here for a while. Plus, Brad Staggs and I'll probably do a Facebook live and take you through the 1791. We'll give you a quick tour of the sale that's going on today for 1791. Now's the time to get your products. We've got to move everything! Because brick and mortar stores are going down.

like they're on fire. This Bill Cosby, what is he? He's got like a cane, but it's not a cane. It's like a little walking stick that's short. What is that? It's a pimp stick. It's not what is that. It's a boop stick.

That's what it is. God bless him. God bless him for that. It's not like, it's like, I'm blind, but I'm not blind stick. I mean, it's just kind of a, reach out and tap stuff stick. It's not doesn't have the little white coloring on it.

It doesn't have the, hey, it's got the extra long, you know the extra long ones. Holy. There's like walking sticks, man. But that's almost like a what it is. It's like a just a stick that some kid gave him. Hey Bill, I'll carry my little stick. Okay, great, thank you. It'll make you look like you're still blind.

But I mean, I guess he is blind, right? We heard the interview that he did with, what's his face from Pennsylvania's Merconish, that he is blind, at least in one state. Right, Maryland or something? Yeah, he illegally blinded in one state. I forget what he, you're right, he called it something else.

It's so funny. He had not seen purse and something like that. It was really strange. Anyway, anyway, I just happened to look up and see them sewing him leaving the courthouse and he's got some little stick. And then he just kind of tripped, he ran into a little brick that kind of along the sidewalk. They had the little walkway where the brick comes up along the people's flower bed there in front of the courthouse, and he kind of tripped into that.

Get a longer stick! You'll know where it is. Anyway. Anyway, he's... The trial is a mistrial, and Bill gets to go home, and he's not found guilty by a court of law, and I'm sure he's guilty by you. He's guilty by everyone else in America.

That's for sure. Except for those two people in the jury's box who said, no. And the judge tried to make them stay forever until there's blood. But they resisted. Good for them. So this took place.

We all heard about the Shakespeare in the park. Getting shut down, Bank of America all wound up because they're portraying it like it's modern day. And everybody is perceiving that Caesar is Trump. And they're killing the president. They're not killing Caesar. They're not being, that's not Caesar. That's Donald Trump.

We never, we never said that it was Donald Trump. We don't care. Look at how long his tie is. It looks just like Trump. And so they had a performance. This was not, I don't know if this was the same place that they had the last performance or this was in, in Central Park. And, because they have, in New York, they, you know, they all have their little

theater in the park around the city. and they all show up and think they're so cool theater in the park so they're doing this and it gets I mean this lady walks on stage and they've got a guy filming it and you see the guy what's his name Jack something

and he's hollering and so I watch this and I think what does he hope to accomplish is he going to what do you get out of this because all I'm getting out of it is shut up! I came here to watch the stupid play. I know.

Okay, so here's the audio. Let's play the audio. She's going up on stage. Feed them. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, pause for a second. Pause for a second. Okay, that's what you go.

All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for a second. Because we don't want, you know, we don't want people beating the crap out of these two people that are shutting down your play.

So we're going to take a little bit of a break for just a second. And you'll go, get a drink and we'll deal with this. Going to pause, security. Security, please. Okay, so if I'm in the crowd,

I'm praying to God security pumbles these people. I'm there to see the play. And the demonstration they get the right of it. So they get her security. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause for just a second, momentarily.

You need to do a rest of break. Go ahead. We can take care of this. The security. Thank you, Boo. Get out of here. We're going to see the stiff and play. So now, now they're dragging her off, right? And the guy that's filming it decides, well, hey, they're dragging her off. I'm going to start filming myself because security. I can't. Nobody knows I'm still here. They're dragging her off the stage, but I'm still out of the audience. And this is Jack. Gargles! You are all Nazis like Joseph Gerbils.

This is Gerbils. You are all gerbils. You are inciting terrorists. Stop for a second. Is it gerbils? Is it gerbils? Is it gobbles, goobers? What is it?

I don't think it's gerbils, though. I'm pretty sure it's not gerbils. And I'm pretty sure that if it weren't gerbils and gerbils was still here, you would be dead. But anyway, go ahead. The blood of speech, the least is on your head. What did I say? The bloodhead? What?

Seek the leak. Oh, the blood of Steve Scalise. Sorry, Steve. My prayers are with you. Sir, sir. Gerbles would be proud. Gerbils would be proud. Come this way.

Security's there enough, sir. Sir, not going to. Sir, drag him out. Gerbils would be proud. Gurbles would be proud. Nazi. Sir. You are Nazi.

Come on. Come on. Curbles would be proud. Security, please, ex. Get out. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man, you're killing us.

Get out. And the crowd is like, holy, God. Get out. Leave. We want to see the show. And it's late already. We just want to see the show.

Get out. Gerbils! Garbles! Come on. Now, Apparently, this Jack is going to be on the morning blaze with Doc Thompson on Monday. So hopefully Doc will be able to decipher what he hopes to accomplish. I mean, he got recognition being played all over the country, right?

He saw whatever if he was a girlfriend or his, you know, his a protest mate storms the stage and he stays out there and hides in the audience until she gets pummeled. then he decides to, you know, put this, gerbils! Gerbils hit there! The blood of James Galiz! Right. So perhaps, A, Doc could give him maybe a little,

hey, it's not gerbils, it's not gerbils. There's a thought. You know, you want to protest? You know, what actually became of this? Does he think that he did more than look like an idiot? And, uh, that's it. I can't take it.

Just show them. Shut up! I'm here for the plane! The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network. So, oh, the district attorney now is doing this pool of press camera. They're all wound up with the Bill Cosby thing up in Pennsylvania because they are guilty, guilty, guilty!

Even the judge, you can't leave. And the jury said, uh, no, we're deadlocked and now we're leaving, okay? These people over here. one of guilty. These people over here do not, and we can't find any ground. So we're done. And anyway, so if you hadn't heard Bill Cosby trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania, mistrial. The district attorney is holding a press conference as we speak. It was reported that he said, his office, the office of the district attorney office, said that they were going to refile and retry the case.

I would say good luck with that. And maybe someone will have. have some sense and tell him not to. I mean, how much time and money are we going to waste on this thing? There's never enough money spent on catching a bad guy. Okay, well, he's 80 now and let's kind of move on. Shall we? Shall we? So it comes to my attention that this team wasn't two.

It was more than it was like four. As part of the alt-right movement that tried to shut down the Caesar play in Central Park, the guy is the guy is Rebel TV, right? The guy is from the guy and girl are both from Rebel TV. And the guy is also the White House correspondent for Rebel TV. Is that right? Okay. So he's part of this four-man, oh, this four-person team. And they're, you know, they're filming it.

Now, apparently, I'm being told that they've got the exclusive deal with Periscope. So she Periscopped the attack on the stage. She shut them down. I might want to hear her part again, too. At this point, I would feel that she was lucky. I would have had something hard, I may have pumbled her with it if I was in the audience. Let's get off the stage. Shut up.

Right in the middle of the play? Shut up. Yeah, let's see. I want to hear her again. Feed up. Get off the stage. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to pause.

All right. Ladies and gentlemen, that's it. We're going to pause. All right. Don't take a pause. Security. I mean, what did they accomplish? I don't get it.

First of all, it's ridiculous. That's a political right. We can't do that. Okay, we got it. And then the guy, Jack, and two other people were filming, so there's more footage to come. And so it'll be exciting. Now, she, Jack just got booted. They kicked him out.

Am I? Get out of here. And the girl was arrested and charged with trespassing or, you know, you know, illegally shutting down a bad play, whatever they charge you in New York with. And spent some time in jail. And then when she was released, she held a press conference.

Boy, I wish I didn't know that press camera was going on. I would have gotten up and watched it. Oh, wait, you don't need to. You can go back and look at it online because I'm sure it's riveting. Come on now. Stop it. Anyway, good luck, Jack. And he's going to be on, I don't know if it's just Jack or maybe we can have the criminal.

I mean, the lady that was arrested. on as well. We're going to be talking to Doc Thompson on the Morning Blaze Monday right here on the Blaze Radio Network. So that'll be a fascinating information. I'd like to see what he hoped to accomplish. Why is he? I guess he wrote a book, I'm in love with Trump. Everyone should be in love with Trump.

Was that the title? What was the title? Oh, yes, Citizens for Trump. Same thing. Same thing. My title's the same. It doesn't matter. It's the same.

You know it's the same. So you can't say anything bad about Trump. Yeah, but Trump is still alive and well in America. Still alive and well, I will say. It is a never-ending, I mean, sooner or later would stop. Stop. Let the man be president for a little bit, would you? I mean, it's never-ending the...

hatred they have for this man. And I really find it difficult to believe, even the people that didn't like President Barack Obama. I don't know who those people were. You know, at least allowed him to be president. And he still screwed that up. And I bet you that if you were to step back a little bit and let Donald Trump be president, he might screw that up too.

But standing in an audience in Central Park yelling, Gerbles! Gerbles! Germals! Hitler! Nazis! It's not going to do it. I got news for you, Jack, it ain't going to do it. It makes you look worse than them.

but hey you know what that's just me that's just me I'm saving that I was going to do this story and I might as well do it we've got a little time left here in the show thanks for listening coming along for the ride today Lawrence Jones standing by to to broadcast his expertise on whatever the heck he's pretending to be an expert on coming up at noon

and then Mike Slater and Joe Paggs all on the Blaze Radio Network as your Saturday lineup and Sunday we've got a brand new lineup for you on Sunday now starting at 6 a.m. You got Jackie Daly then David Barton. Then you have Handel on the Law, and then we've got a brand new show for you, the Yarn Brook Show,

starting tomorrow at 2, 2 to 4 on the Blaze Radio Network. So, I mean, my gosh, we give and we give and we give and we give. So you know what? You're welcome. You're welcome. And if you want to come to this stage and yell gerbils, you go right ahead, but it's not going to stop us, okay?

We're just going to... Ladies and General, we're going to pause for a little bit and take a little break and then security. And then we're going to come and then we're going to get right back on the stage. Okay, that's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeffrey MRA. And don't forget, Brad, the Stags and I are going to be doing.

We'll do a quick Facebook live after the show today. Just look for the alerts. I'll tweet when we're going to start the stupid thing. And we'll give you a quick tour, 1791. And I'll do a couple of jokes. A couple of jokes, dance around a little bit. Now, when you go out and you find things that you eat, things that you use every day,

do you think about what they're made from? What's in them? What's in them? What's on them? What are they made from? How do companies make that product? Like, let's say tattoo ink. Do you ever think about tattoo ink?

Oh, why would I think about tattoo ink? I hate tattoos. Okay, that might be true. But a lot of people have tattoos, including the two Georgia prisoners that were escaped and now thanks to a man coming out of a house, seeing them breaking into his car, holding them until the police got there,

are back in prison. Thank you. Tattoo ink. Made with animal parts to serve as binding agents. Bone char, glycerin from animal fat, gelatin from hooves, shalack from beetles. Now how much do you want that tattoo?

Huh? Now, for those of you that think, oh, I'm a vegetarian and a vegan, they make that. It's tough to find. However, I will say that I found out that the vegan ink contains plastic. So, good luck, God bless.

This is kind of, uh, This is what I didn't know. That's what I didn't know. Beer. Beer. Some beers contain icing glass. I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S-S. Now, it's the substance makes the beer clear, bright, you know, gives that beer that clear, bright look.

Now, some breweries have removed icing glass to become what they're calling vegan. The substance. of icing glass, and I might be saying it wrong, but it's I-S-I-N-G-L-A-S. The substance is made from swim bladder of fish. Ha?

Come on now. I'll take three cold ones, please. Is it happy hour? Yes, okay. Give me that clear, shiny beer. Make sure I have some extra swim bladder of fish in it. Yum.

All right, chewing gum. Now, you know, everybody loves chewing gum, right? Sugar-free, not sugar-free, big wads of bubble gum. It may contain a lanylin, lanyl. And it helps make the gum chewy, the lanylin. Okay, now you don't have to disclose that you use lanylin in your gum because it's included in the gum-base ingredient. So if you have to, if you want to know what's in the gum base, then you'll see the lanylin.

But as long as the gum says, eh, it's, you know, gum base. Hey, wait, this is gum base. Don't worry about it. I know, but what makes it, let's make it chewy. That's the gum base. The lanylin is a waxy secretion from sheepskin. Yeah. Come on.

Who doesn't want to chew a big water gum right now? This one is kind of not sure what to make of this one. Dryer sheets. I like dryer sheets. There's some few people in my household that doesn't like them. You know, he has fabric softener and you don't need dry sheets and waste of money. You know what? No.

Keeps the static down, makes the clothes a little smell a little bit better. Dehydronated tallow dimethyl ammonium chloride. Now that's used. to coat the dryer sheets. That's what they put on them. Now, it makes the clothes soft, and it reduces the static electricity, which is what I like them for.

Okay. The dehydronated tallodymethyl ammonium chloride is a compound that's a derivative of rendered cattle, sheep, and horse fat. Man, these clothes, feel so soft. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

It's the Jeff Fisher Show. Yes, it is on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Don't forget we've got, you know, during the week we have Talking Fear, which is our coverage of the Talking Walking Dead, you know, the Puts show, the show that fills the gap between the regular talking. and we'll have that. That's usually available sometime Monday afternoon,

later Monday evening. Coming up is Lawrence Jones standing by to do his tremendous broadcast here on the Blaze Radio Network, where he gives you three hours of unlimited information and thoughts and opinions from the mind of Lawrence Jones, noon to three on the Blaze Radio Network. It's the only place you get it. I mean, sure you see him as a little pop-up head on a news show somewhere,

and he's giving you a little quick tidbits. But here, here, not only are you getting a little quick tidbits, but you're getting full thoughts and thought-out opinions from the man, which, I mean, this is it. That's the only place you're going to get it right here. The Blaze Radio Network, noon to three, the Lawrence Jones Show. And then Mike Slater, Joe Pags, and the rest of the lineup. Then tomorrow, don't forget the new lineup.

Don't forget the new lineup. Jackie Daly starts, kicks us off at 6 a.m. David Barton, Handel on the Law, and then the Yaron Brooks show, brand new show on the Blaze Radio Network at 2 p.m.

Congratulations to the Skittles company, by the way, and you know, you know, we've, on this show, we're fans of Skittles, have been fans of Skittles. I know you can't tell. I got it. But I am.

And, you know, they try to do something nice. and they pay for it. They try to do something nice for the LGBT pride. They're the rainbow skittles all the time. So they say, hey, you know what, let's, since it's Pride month, let's do something nice and take our rainbow away. And so that the Pride rainbow can take center stage

and they get in trouble for it because the Skittles then without the colors are all white. I mean, that's just got awful stupid anyway. Somebody should have stopped them. Why don't we just say our rainbow is your rainbow this month? How about that? I mean, something other than, I know, we'll just make them all white. Gurbels!

Gurbles! Buh, I can't take it. Have a great week. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. Appreciate it. Take care of yourself. Happy Father's Day. and my gosh

anybody ever anybody tell you you look good today oh that's a mistake because you do you look great except I wouldn't I don't necessarily know I would I would wear that thing all day

that you're wearing right now though but other than that you look like this is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network