Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 6/24/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Be Smart Around The Water Cooler - Know These Things

Episode Date: June 24, 2017

- A look at last week's headlines- New Transformers movie is out, Jeffy will feel the impact on his wallet- More Bill Cosby talk, Jeffy is near his limit- Michael Brown's family settles lawsuit with Ferguson police- Did Coke Zero disappear for a while, or was it in Jeffy's head?- Airline talking about auctioning off empty seats- Companies looking to the future, and so should you- Dry wall explosion- Chuck in Florida with weird news- Autopsy report reveals disturbing truth about Carrie Fisher- Wilderness survival- Alex Jones named White House press secretary- Jeffy tastes the Jelly Donut Oreo- Professionals most likely to cheat- Grizzly Bears being pulled off endangered species list- Congrats to Rhode IslandFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hello. Welcome to the broadcast. How in the world are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. So we have got a ton of thumb. A tum-a-thum-tham-da.

I can't even speak. We've got a lot of stuff to talk about it. If I could just move my tongue properly. Okay. You know, I was looking at all the headlines, and I thought, you know what? We're going to start off with. We're just going to talk a little bit about, you know, maybe the, we'll call it the break room.

Just the headlines. The stories that, you know, you're in the break room. when people are talking about these stories and you really kind of know the story, but you don't and you kind of want to have a, just know what you're talking about a little bit. So I'm going to give you a little, go around the world real quick with some headlines.

Just let you know what happened this past week. This past week alone. Because I can't tell you almost every morning, I wake up and I say, that's amazing. I can't believe this is going on. and the next day, the same thing. So maybe I should have a ticker because we're around the world in three minutes. Russia says it will attack U.S. planes bombing the Syrian military.

The U.S. shoots down armed Iranian-made drone as tensions mount. Russia's defense minister said Friday had launched cruise missiles at ISIS targets in Syria, destroying command centers and ammunition depots. It's the latest example of complicated conflict in the skies over. for Syria. Now remember those strikes follow the downing of a Syrian jet by the U.S. and two drones

that were shot down by the U.S. back on fire in the Middle East for sure. In North Korea, of course, you know, Otto Warmbier passed away once he arrived in the United States. He stayed

alive for a few days once he arrived here. Thursday, was the funeral. He arrived here in the U.S. in a coma. I mean, it was unbelievable. North Korea,

they say, look, that's a mystery to us. Oh, man. I mean, it was botulism. That's what it was. When he got to contact to botulism immediately after

going to prison here. I don't think botulism is the same in North Korea. I think maybe that could be the issue. And then, of course, in London, we had the London fire horrible, horrible. Police are now considering manslaughter charges, although I don't know who they're planning on charging with manslaughter. They're just investigating a possible criminal activities committed. toward the Grenfell Towers. They're already evacuating other buildings in London.

Some hundreds of people are being evacuated out of other buildings in London due to the siding that went up. That's supposed to be a huge fire hazard. It was horrific. People couldn't get out of the building and it burned hotter and longer. And, you know, it was just terrible. I don't know that there's actually a crime that was committed, although you could say, well, they knew it would burn like that if it caught fire.

Well, are you, do you know when it's going to catch fire? No. But we did have the song by Simon Cowell that, the charity song, a bridge. and, you know, you expect better from Simon. I mean, if you want to get the song and, you know, donate and bless you, though they need it. Or doing the song, Simon got all the, you know, artists together, and they did this tremendous, beautiful song.

But you do expect better from Simon. I mean, I did, anyway. Maybe it was just happened so fast that he could, couldn't quite make it as good as he wanted to. Right? I mean, I don't know. It's just that whole bridge over troubled water from Simon. I can play it for you.

And I know a lot of people, you know, thought it was beautiful. And I guess so it's beautiful if you're thinking of the horrific loss at the Grenfell Towers. And what a cool thing it is. So, you know, I got it. But I expected a lot better from Simon. I'll tell you that. But you can, you know, artist for a grandfowl. It's on the UK iTunes chart.

No problem. And let's come back here to the United States, shall we? Every day in this country, it is unbelievable. It doesn't matter. We're being bombarded every single day. Now, this story is actually a United States story, but it happened in the United Kingdom, of course. From the great actor, Johnny Depp, in the UK, trying to be so European.

Mr. I was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. Okay, Johnny, we got it. You're Mr. Sophistication. He talked about, oh, I don't know, assassinating the president of the United States of America. And hey, look, look, there was, I can't tell you if he really wants to kill the president. He says no. He says, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're kidding me? I was just, look, I'm an actor. I lie for a living. When's the last time an actor assassinated the president? I'm probably going to get in trouble.

Well, now he's, of course, walked that back. Whoa. No, I meant no malice. I meant no malice at all. I was just talking off the cuff. Uh-huh. Now, hopefully the Secret Service, they say that they're aware of the situation, but they're not allowed to comment on the investigations.

So hopefully, at least just to say, Johnny, what do you think of douche? Get over yourself. We have the Obama administration admitting, oh, geez, we sort of choked on that whole Russian hacking election thing. Oh, yeah. I never mind. Don't worry about it, though. It's Trump's fault. Man, this Trump suck, huh?

No, I know it was us. Look, we joked little and we knew about it. I didn't want to, you know, I knew, look, the people told me that they had it under control and I didn't want to do anything. I mean, I didn't want to say anything to, you know, the American people or anything because I didn't want to think of the thing that I sucked.

But we sure did kind of joke on that, right? Yeah. Yeah. You sure did. You sure did. And then our president, Donald Trump, I had a speech, a kind of a campaign. Thank you to Iowa for making me president. I've been the president of the United States for 150 days, and you people are wonderful.

And we've got more jobs than ever before, although that's not really true, because, you know, even as we speak, jobs. and the Carolinas from Boeing are being laid off. But don't worry about that because I create jobs. That's what I do. And I want to tell the people of Iowa this, you know, look, we're in Iowa. I'm having a little campaign speech here. I want to talk about the greatness of my first 150 days

and how smart I am. So if you're the president, why not? I don't know. Just tell them what you're thinking. off the top of your head. We will build the wall. We need it. We need it.

We have to stop the drugs from blowing in. You know, people don't realize. Talking like me. We're already spending a lot of money on design. But I'll give you an idea that nobody has heard about yet. And I'm not sure, but I'm a builder. That's what I love to do. That's probably what I do best.

I'm a builder. And we're thinking of something that's unique. We're talking about the southern border. Lots of sun, lots of heat. we're thinking about building the wall as a solar wall. Are we? So it creates energy. They're like,

and pays for itself. They're waiting for the punchline. Oh wait, he's not joking. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not joking. Hey. And this way, Mexico will have to pay much less money. And that's good, right? That's good.

Is that good? Because I told, I originally said it didn't matter at all. You're the first group I've told that to at Solar Wall. Makes sense. Let's see. We're working it out. We'll see. Solar wall panels, beautiful. I mean, actually, think of it. The higher it goes, the more valuable it is.

It's like... Is it? Is it? Mr. President? Pretty good imagination, right? Pretty good imagination. My idea. So we have a good shot. That's one of the places that solar really does work. The tremendous sun and heat,

it really does work there. So we'll see what happens with that. That would be great. and I think we could make it look beautiful too. It would really look beautiful. So that would be nice. I can't take it. I don't think he really fully understands the whole solar thing.

But good for him. Good for him. I mean, I'm looking forward to that solar wall. Boy, because we first didn't care if Mexico had to pay for it or not. They're going to pay for it, period. It doesn't matter how much of costs. Now we're concerned that, you know what, it'll be cheaper for. It'll be cheaper for it.

Actually, no. No, no, it doesn't really work that way. Anyone that's put in solar will tell you how expensive it is. But I'm sure, wait, maybe we can give Mexico some government subsidies when they build the solar wall. some U.S. subsidies to keep that solar wall going. And a lot of the solar panels and solar works for power and stuff.

It doesn't matter how close to the sun you are. It's a matter of holding the power and holding the power that you're getting from the daylight and the sun. You need batteries to keep everything alive, which they don't really have honed perfectly yet, and it's really expensive to get the power of all those batteries. A lot of times you can't just have the batteries sitting there,

holding the power, because they don't necessarily hold the power great. And then you've got to keep them above 50% of charge. Otherwise, you'll lose the old-school batteries. Just like, remember your cell phone battery? You used to have to charge all the way. You never could charge it partial because if you charge, charged it partial. That's as far as it would charge from then on. Yeah, that's a lot of the solar batteries are like that. I don't know if you knew that for the big, for the big generator solar

power is not the little stuff. The little solar stuff works great. You have a little solar panel that charges your phone out in the woods that works great. You have the little, you have the solar power that fires a little generator that keeps a refrigerator started and maybe runs your TV or keeps the freezer going. Those work great. But the ones where there's one out that you want to power everything? You want to power a home? You want to power more than one home. You want to power a neighborhood. Yeah, those aren't quite honed yet. Ask Tesla about that. Those aren't quite ready for what he's referring to as the solar wall. Plus, I don't know what they're going to use to build it, but it's going to be tough getting two before us from Home Depot. Apparently Home Depot's

ripping people off. They're not selling full two by fours. And there's a lawsuit pending right now. Those bastards. Those those bastards selling, telling you that you're buying two by fours, but really, they're like

two by three and a half. Wow. Are you getting ripped off? Are you getting ripped off? I would not take it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't take it at all. And then we had the big election that everybody's all wound up at in Georgia.

Yeah, no, no way. I noticed CNN would not say that, what's her face? The lady that beat John Ossoff, Karen Handel. They wouldn't even say that she won. CNN most of the night after the election said, Karen Handel didn't lose.

Wait, what? Yeah, no, Karen Handel didn't lose. I know, but she won. She beat us out. No, she didn't lose. A great stat concerning that election. In 2016, since it was a special election, in 2016, the Democrat Rodney,

O'S Stoexbury. No money, 124,917 votes. Osoff, 23 million, 124,893 votes. He lost. votes. I think he ended up actually with a bigger percentage because there was less people that voted. Still, though, a lot of money. Oh, for nothing.

Now, CNN wasn't the only crowd of people that were flabbergasted by the Oshoff laws. And if you want to hear some fine analysis of the Georgia election, we'll be Goldberg. explained it to us on the view. The bottom line is you can say it's a loss. I don't see it that way. I see that Democrats are coming out, and they're not coming out perhaps in the numbers you want them to come out in.

Montana, this kid, the man who ran against the gentleman who won would never have had not one iota of movement had changes not been happening. saying I'm not looking at this as a loss. I'm looking at it as slow progress. The hell are you talking about?

So she goes from Georgia. I may have to listen to that again. She goes from Georgia. The bottom line is to Montana. Right? And then back to Georgia. I'll be here one more time. It's a loss.

I don't see it that way. I see it that way. I see. I see. Democrats are coming out, and they're not coming out, perhaps, in the numbers you want them to come out of. Montana, we know. Back to Montana. The man who ran against the gentleman who won was never had not one iota of movement had changes not been happening. I'm saying I'm not looking at this as a loss.

I'm looking at it as slow progress. That is a fine analysis. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. Individuals and businesses with tax problems, listen carefully. If you owe over $10,000 in back taxes or have unfiled tax returns, we can help you take back control. The IRS is the largest and most aggressive collection agency in the world,

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And the little voice you just heard a moment ago is correct. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. So maybe I'll call my son in a little bit. I know he was sleeping when I left. I should have just kicked him and drug him out of bed and brought him in. because I wanted to get his review of Transformers.

We all went to see Transformers yesterday. And, you know, many people are saying, it's the worst movie ever. It's horrible. It's Transformers. It's what it is. Now, I have invested my retirement plan in Transformers. I don't think my son realizes that the investment that he thinks are his toys are

my investments for retirement because I believe I right now have about enough to retire on you know for two or three bucks a month but during that entire movie all I could see was there's a new transformer there's a new transformer there's a new transformer there's a new transformer and I could feel the money

sucking out of my wallet this is the Jeff Fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. That it is. Okay, this story, cannot. I'm sorry, I don't believe it. And if it is real, perhaps we need to, I don't know, we need to rethink it a little bit.

Now, a week ago, we had breaking news on Bill Cosby, right? I mean, the charges of aggravated and decent assault ended in a mistrial. And that happened during this program live last week, about the same time that we're talking right now. Now, Mr. Cosby, who, look, I'm a Bill Cosby fan. I know that. And quite frankly, I'm tired of talking about Bill Cosby. Why are you talking about him?

Because of this, this story that I have in my hands right now, that I cannot believe is really. go. Okay. Now, we know that, look, Cosby's legacy is done. It's over. Right? I mean, it's over. And it probably should be if he raped those women. I know, I know, I know. But you've already ruined him. Okay, I don't know how much more of the people's money they're going to spend to try the man, but, you know, he's 80 years old and, you know, we've been down this road. I mean, he's, it's over. He doesn't have. of his, can't do his act anywhere. He's not going to be doing movies.

Maybe, maybe, maybe. In 20 or 25 years, the Cosby show will make it back to Netflix. And some obscure, they'll rename it. Like, uh, the show that had Bill Cosby on it won't be the Cosby show. But, you know, it's possible because the show itself was, it was funny, but it's tough to, some of that stuff is tough to see now, knowing what? you believe to be true now about Bill Cosby. But Andrew Wyatt and Ebony Bunsen publicist for Bill Cosby.

We're on Good Morning, Alabama. And if we really, I mean, good morning America wouldn't have them. We're going to go on Good Morning, Alabama. Okay, well, maybe they're making the round on all the good morning shows, you know, for each state. God bless them. But it says here by the publicist that Bill Cosby is going to be holding

some town halls around the country. And good. Good. Maybe, you know, we try to, you know, working a little comedy. It won't be necessarily an act because if you have an act

that people are going to show up and, you know, with their assides and you suck. Right? and Bill Cosby, according to his publicist, is going to be holding a series of town halls to educate young people on sexual assault. This can't be real.

It just can't be real. Can it? Benson said Cosby wants to hold these town halls because it's important for people to be educated on what can be considered sexual assault. laws are changing laws are changing the statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault

are being extended that's why people need to be educated she said you know a brush across the shoulder at this point could be considered sexual assault and it's a good thing to be educated about the law now we know Cosby has been accused of sexual assault or misconduct by at least

50 women See, that's what... Oh, we've been down the Cosby Road. But it's only gone on trial for the assault of O-1. And, of course, that one said that Cosby drugged and assaulted her at his house in 2004. Of course, you know, they're trying to schedule a retrial of the big Cosby drug case. Now, the good thing is, or the bad thing, depending on how you look at it, there's no official schedule for the town halls yet.

But look, they're planning on at least a five city tour. You know, quick stops in Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia. I mean, that's only three, but they said five. Perhaps Bill needs to maybe, I don't know if he's heard of a thing called the Internet. Maybe he, you know, rents a space without a lot of people around. And then he tells us what he wants us to know. And we watch it on our own in our own homes. Not out in public.

And then Bill doesn't have to come out into public and face the crowds. I think that would be the smart thing to do. But, I mean, really, if this is true, he really, I mean, he's just missing being in the limelight. And he's missing feeling the crowds and the audience. And, I mean, that's why he was still performing. You know, he's been performing for a thousand years now. So now he just wants, he's going to find a way to perform again in front of a live audience to get the feel.

I would say, Bill, no. Bill, call me. I'm not sure Andrew and Ebony have your best interest at heart. It's probably a good thing for you just to You know what? Don't even do the internet thing. You know what you should do is stay home. Maybe fight with the wife a little bit.

Call the kids once in a while. You've got security. Go out for a walk once in a while, you know, around the neighborhood, close to home. And if you want to go someplace, you know, away, go, just don't announce it. just and what I would do also is I would make sure that when you're going I would keep the windows up you know

tinted so people don't see Bill I don't think you understand I don't think he understands the deal but not a lot of people liking you Bill whether you're innocent or not whether you're guilty

just I would say what I would do is stay home that's my advice call me Bill have Ebony me why get me a call we'll uh we'll straighten it out for you okay because i if you're actually thinking about doing town halls to educate people on sexual assault hell i could do that oh you're not bill cosby you know what maybe i'll go on tour with bill that's what i'll do bill i'm offering my services i'll go out i'll go out on tour with you We'll educate people on sexual assault.

Other news, Ferguson, Missouri. Congratulations to Michael Brown's parents. They're finally done with their lawsuit against the city of Ferguson. They have settled their wrongful death lawsuit against the city of Ferguson over the fatal shooting of their son. Congratulations. That case is. finally put to an end. We're not sure exactly how much they got, how much they received.

The judge didn't want it, wanted it sealed because, you know, for their safety. The disclosure of the terms and the settlement agreement could jeopardize the safety of individuals involved in this matter, whether as witnesses, parties, or investigators, the public policy to consider records open is outweighed by the adverse impact to the plaintiffs. that's legalese for uh they don't want people to know how much money they got now apparently the city has a cap at three million dollars so everyone is saying uh that you know or for sure it's under three million dollars it's the city can't pay more than that it's a cap okay i'll give you that but uh they also uh made it clear that uh

You know, look, it was a fair and reasonable compensation for this wrongful death and is in the best interests of each plaintiff. Really? Okay. And also, by the way, we made sure that, you know, the attorneys got enough to cover their services. So they got a cut out of that. We made sure that, you know, the parents of Michael Brown were, you know, compensated for. It's so nice of them.

So nice of them Because, you know, that bastard police officer in Ferguson After being attacked by their son Shot him, how dare they? I mean, that whole thing,

but think of how much that's what that sparked across the country. Hands up, don't shoot. Wow. It was all built on a lie. Hmm. Jeff.

the Justice Department went into Ferguson and found ample excuses for racism throughout the police department. Did they? And then they found this during their investigation after the Michael Brown shooting. They all went in and they found out. And the great Eric Holder and his team went in. Yeah. Yeah. It seems to me I remember the parents of Michael Brown, if not the mother and father, for sure the father,

shouting on film, death to police, death to white people. So it's good. Congratulations. They got that case settled, that wrongful death of their son. And I hope they spent it wisely. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher.

Welcome to it on the Blaze Radio Network. Rich in New York. Welcome to the broadcast. Hey, Jeffie, what's happening? Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood. Hey, you know, I appreciate your show because you're like one of the only shows where, you know, a conservative, like, me is allowed to actually criticize Trump, you know, because, you know, he's...

Are you calling to criticize the president of the United States? That's it. Hit the button, Jeffrey. Cut me off. Go ahead. Go ahead, sir. No tapes. Hey, Jeffrey, no tapes.

Let me tell you how laughable this whole thing was, you know, now that he's come out and said no tapes. I knew there were no tapes, okay? Back when he called Comey a Liar. No, the world. Okay. During that press conference he had, where he was with some foreign dignitary or whatever leader. And about Comey's conversation with Trump had been out for weeks.

People were talking about, you know, the Pledge of Loyalty, the Mike Flynn, and there were no denials from the White House or from the douche and chief himself. Okay. Now, go ahead. Now during a press conference, which I can not stand calling him that. Mr. President, did you ask for a pledge? No, I did not. He doesn't even, he doesn't even think of it.

But Mr. President, did you ask him to go easy on Michael? No, I didn't. And, oh, by the way, Mr. President, are there any tapes? And right then I said, there can't be any. Because if there was any documentation, it would show he's a liar. So I knew right then and there, there was nothing. and just to But he can't bring himself since he already

Look, since he already tweeted that the possibility of tapes exist just for the threat he can't bring himself to say well no there's not any there's never any tapes or I don't know of any tapes period it was just a tweet his response was

I don't have any tapes but who knows there might be some out there I don't know somebody could have been recording it when it came down to a he says said he said between Comey and Trump, can we examine the history of who the real liar is? How many times and how many different people has Trump called a liar? Isn't it amazing how everybody else is a liar except him?

You know what I'm saying? I have to say there is something too. Look, I am no fan, and I appreciate what you're saying. I get, I trust me. I got it. Thanks, Rich. I appreciate it. Okay. But there is something to the piling on to the president.

And, you know, we've talked about it before. I mean, there is something to, it's just okay, enough, you know, enough. But it just never seems to stop. It's every single day. And it doesn't matter. You know, by who? The press, the press is piss. There's not going to be any.

Oh, what? There's not going to be any daily briefings? How dare you? I mean, I would just, we'll go on record. saying, uh, Moire, Jeff Fisher,

uh, predicted that months ago. Uh, I mean, I'm not a master legislator like Nancy Pelosi, but even I figured that one out. And this is what you got. Told you.

Told you all along from the very beginning. When it looked as though in the beginning, oh, he can't win. He's not going to win. And then he started, you know, beating up on people.

You know, I and Ted, little Marco. It's just what you get. It's what you get. But look, he's a builder. That's what he does. It's probably what he does best. And he's just thinking out loud.

It's quite an imagination, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would. Yes, I would. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The experiment was a success. Begin life force reboot program. Now.

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Now, most would say, isn't that, is that a beer? No. No. This is a Coca-Cola zero. Okay? Coca-Cola zero. No, there's no alcohol mix in. You don't need alcohol to enjoy an ice-cold Coca-Cola zero.

Now, has there been a, did I miss, like, a recall or something on Coke Zero? Because for a while, here in the Metroplex, DFW, there was kind of a lack of Coke zeros, a shortage, if you will. And some of the big box stores like Sam's Club and Costco did not have the cases of Coca-Cola zero. And some of the grocery chains did not have Coca-Cola zeros at all. They had, once in a while, you'd have some 12 packs. And once in a while, you have a couple 20 packs.

But that was it. And so I'm just wondering what was there a revamping. Even the big box stores were, you know, where you have, and not only the big box store, but the petrol stations like racetrack, QT, you know how they have the soda fountains, the soda, and you go up and you get to, you know, Pepsi, Coke, Coke Zero. There was no Coke Zero. I about went through the roof at Sam's Club because I thought,

oh, okay, no problem. At least I'll get an ice cold Coke Zero on ice from the soda fountain, even though I prefer they have a separate can or bottle. The soda, I mean, the soda Coke Zero is, if the syrup is new, it's okay. And if I mix the proper ice, that's to be just right, though. Sometimes I screw it up. I know it's a surprise. They didn't even have that.

I couldn't believe. There was no Coke zero. I couldn't believe it. Now, maybe Coca-Cola had a glutton of Diet Coke and that they needed to get rid of before it went out of date, which is very possible. So instead of creating Coke Zero, more Coke Zero, they just,

we'll let Coke zero run out, and then they'll have to buy Diet Coke. And we'll just force them to buy Diet Coke and drink Diet Coke until that, until we get the almost out-of-date one's gone, and then we'll create some more. Coke zero. That's possible that that could have happened. Yeah. Or some of the grocery chains, instead of having the big cases, some of the

grocery chains, grocery chains had purchased pallets of 12 packs and 20 packs at a deal, and those were starting to get out of date. So instead of creating more of the giant cases, they said, okay, well, we'll let the grocery chains sell out of the sodas they've got in the back so they don't go out of date. Because what the grocery chains will do, the stores, at least back in the old time days if coke had a sale on cases of Coca-Cola for you know $2 a 12-pack

and you had and they would be running a sale for your chain at you know whatever $3 a 12-pack or whatever it is so you buy 10 pallets let's say for example of Coca-Cola's at $2 a case well what you do is you want to order a little bit

more so that when the Coke goes back to regular price, you're selling some of the Coca-Cola you purchased at the sale price. So you're making a tad bit more money on the same product. Maybe that was the case. I don't know. But I just, I'm glad that we're back to the plethora of Coke zeros in the DFW area. So I heard Michael Pelka do a story about a Middle East airline. who's decided that they're going to try to auction off empty seats for their airline if people want to fly.

It's a Middle Eastern airline based in the United Arab Emirates. They said in a statement that customers would be able to bid for the seats at the time of booking with successful offers being confirmed 30 hours prior to departure so you could bid on a seat next to you and it would be your seat, it would be empty, and no one would be there. Well, I'm surprised. Now, he told the story of Montel Williams, but am I missing something that if I wanted to buy another seat next to me, and I mean, why can't I?

They make me if they think that I'm, oh, you're obese and have to buy an extra seat, they make me buy that. So if I bought the seat next to me and just wanted it to be open, you know, so? And then if you're on the plane, I mean, I've flown on a number of flights, and not in the last couple years. But prior to that, when the airlines used to have, you know, a couple of extra flights more than they do now, because they like to keep them, you know, overbooked now so that every plane has, you know, 18 zillion people on it,

and you're shoved in there, you know, shoulder to shoulder and nut to butt, and that's the way it goes. and you get dragged off if they have a pilot that has to get on. Not that that happens. But if you get on a plane and let's say I sit down in row B and row B has two people in it, me and another person.

And yet in back five rows, there's three or four rows open. Well, either after the plane, takes off or if the stewardess allows it I know it's the flight attendant I got it don't look at me like that if they allow it you just go back there and sit just go back there and sit so everybody has more space I've flown a bunch of flights like that that's ridiculous

the airlines are starting to get out of control. Tell you that right. And I'm still pissed at the guy that got drug off the plane. I'm pissed at him. I'm mad at the people, the other people on the plane that had such a, oh my God, I can't believe what they're doing. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at the airlines for dragging him off.

Because the guy should have never been drunk off. He should have got off on his own. The people on the airplane are so upset. why didn't one of them stand up after the fourth or fifth time that they said, we're going to have to drag you off, you don't get off the plane? And he said all through the time, I can't get off, I'm not going to get off, I'm not going to get off, somebody so heartfelt and hurt that, look, this person, he's not going to get off, and I don't want him to get drug off.

You know what? I'll come off the plane. Why didn't that happen? So that whole thing, I hope they never get their business back. I'll tell you that. That's all I'm saying about the airlines. and they come in I

the flight path at DFW they are coming in two well DFW has I think three or four actual landing strips that they use during the day two of them

all the time I mean those planes are coming and going all day long and two at a time baby and then they've got they've got a couple of fire ones I mean DFW is this huge airport

Actually, the land that it's on is bigger. When you think of New York, I mean, think of Manhattan. DFW Airport has more land than Manhattan. So you remember that when you fly into DFW and you taxi for 18 hours before you get to the terminal. That's because you've actually landed in Montana. I mean, it's big. So, I mean, you taxi quite a ways. quite a ways.

But that's why. But anyway, this airport cranks it out. It's amazing to me how many planes come in and out of here every day. So the airlines, when they start crying poor, I just look up and, okay. All right, yep, that's you guys. You guys are poor. That's for sure. That is for sure.

All right, so what's left? You know what? I was, I'm looking at some stories about when Amazon bought whole food. and now what's going to happen, and if they're going to fire all the cashiers and what they're going to do to the industry, and there's big stories on that. There's also big stories on now.

If you're in an industry, and we've talked about this before on this broadcast, if you're in an industry that hasn't been disrupted the way a lot of other retail businesses have, it's coming. It's coming. So be ready. I mean, over 58% of executives report that they have invested over $100 million in data in order to get ahead of the curve.

So it's coming. And Amazon is just, you know, the first. And if you're still doing things the way you've always done them, start thinking about how to do it different. especially any kind of business. Oh my gosh. You guys, I mean, Amazon now with Whole Foods and, I mean, we live in the Metroplex. And there are a lot of places around America that aren't so close to distribution centers for Amazon. But, I mean, I can order something from Amazon Prime now on my app.

It'll be here before the end of the show. And what they want to do is they want to be able to just. I want, they want me to go, yeah, I'd like this case of Coke Zero's delivered, you know, and I order it, and I push order. And about two minutes later, the case drops on my house. I mean, that's what Amazon is hoping. And I'm a fan of that. Man, do you need some more Coke Zero's?

Boop. And they're at the house. I ordered, I mean, I ordered some books. Not for me. I don't read. But some books the other day. And I mean, they're there. Hello.

I mean, and they're there. So I'm Amazon Prime, big fan. But like Walmart's trying to catch up a little bit. I mean, Walmart doesn't quite do that. Now, you can order. You can pull up to Walmart and they'll bring it out to your car. I mean, that's kind of nice. Right?

I mean, it's kind of nice. I like that. You know, there's a lot of stores that are, you know, delivering now with the, with the, I'm trying to think of the one app. Ah, I can't remember the name of the app now, but you can get, they, and it's for free. Yes, you can, you know, tip the people who are delivering, but I mean, they'll, they go shopping for you. Send them a list. They'll shop for you.

Bring it to the house. And if they don't have the particular product that you wanted, they'll text you and say, hey, they're out of Heinz catch if you want hunts? I mean, of course the answer is no. Go someplace else to get Heinz, dummy, is the reply. But bring it right to your house, right then and there. Hello. And for a little bit more money,

need me to put this away for you too, sir? Nope, I already got a wife. But, you know, if you don't have a wife. And now they're concerned about the malls across America. I mean, stores are close. closing down left and right. We've talked about it here. Brick and mortar stores are gone because people are able to, oh, I don't know, order on the internet and have it delivered to their home.

That's not the same as just going to the store and being able to feel the blouse and the fabric. Well, there'll be a few stores for you to go to, but, you know, good luck. God bless. Because Amazon will drop it on the top of your house in two hours and you'll have the blouse of that and then you'll be good. Now, I believe that what was going to happen to the malls is that, you know, ESPN will start having drone races. They've just signed a big contract for drone races. And you can just start using the malls for their drone races. Those are the tracks. I know.

Look, an imagination, huh? My idea. No, the drone's got nothing on me. I'll tell you that. But I think what they're going to, what they want to do is either A, they're going to take some of these malls just completely knock them down and make warehouses because they need distribution centers for companies like Amazon,

like Walmart. What's left? I mean, you've got Google. Every week we think about what's actually going to be left, and it's coming fast. Amazon, Google, Facebook. Pretty soon, either Amazon or Facebook will probably buy Netflix.

Might as well. a Netflix sold for $832 billion. It was cheap. So that wouldn't surprise me. Google or Facebook. I mean, Amazon's doing their prime production, so it's going to be Google's turn to get to buy Netflix. So you'll have Amazon, Google, Facebook, Walmart.

Anyone else? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe some of the bigger grocery chains will, they probably would, they would beat Amazon with the whole food. I mean, Amazon's got the whole foods, but they're not going to take on the major grocery chains probably. That's a tough sell.

So you end up with maybe four or five grocery chains across America. need distribution centers for all of those. So if you're, if you are doing things the same way as always, think again. I mean, the old story of, of making a roast

and cutting the, the ends off the roast when you make the roast before you bake it. And the little girl says, asks her mom why she cuts the ends off the roast. And the mom says, I don't know,

we've always done it that way. Ask your grandma. and the little girl goes to her grandma and says, Grandma, how come we always cut the ends off the roast before we bake it, and put it in the oven and bake it? And the grandma says, I don't know, ask your great-grandmother. That's the way we've always done it. The little girl goes to the great-grandmother.

Says, Great-grandma, how come we cut the ends off of the roast before we put it in the oven? And the great-grandma says, I used to cut it off like that because I didn't have a pan big enough. Think about it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. All right, so I'm scrolling through Facebook. You know, one of the four or five evil companies left.

And I see a text post from one of the people on my timeline who talks about lightning just hit our house and drywall just exploded all over our bathroom from the ceiling and fried an outlet. Now, I see the response from my wife, obviously, everything's okay. And she was, you know, outside taking pictures whenever there's a huge lightning storm. That's what she does. But her belief, she won't let anybody take a shower when there's a lightning storm going on. Because the lightning might hit the house and you maybe get fried in the shower. And I like, it never happens. I mean, it never happens.

And now I got to see this in my timeline, which was just, makes her believe that she's right? I mean, you should be able to, right? You should be able to take showers during a lightning storm. Nothing's going to happen, right? Right. Right. Absolutely.

All right, we've got Daniel on the line in Florida. We've got Greg on the line. We'll talk to them when we come back on the other side. Talk a little bit about what's left in the future. The companies of the future. here in America because there's not going to be many there's not going to be very many at all

and the sad thing is the companies that are left at least for now do it better so thank you the Jeff Fisher Show The Blaze Radio Network The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network

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All right. Hey, 88, 90, 033, is the phone number. Greg, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. Yeah, hey, Jeffrey. Next time you and Glenn and Pat and Stewart talking about all these future companies, you have to remember about the documentary with what's his name,

Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, I believe three seashells are involved. And basically it reminds us that the only restaurant that's going to still exist will be Taco Bell. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I will remember that. It's a very important company.

And, you know, look, those companies are, they've got to stick around too. We've got to think about the fast food. I mean, that's going to be tough now. They're going to have to change. I'll tell you, there are like McDonald's. You know, and we can talk about, you know, menus and all that. But there is a McDonald's in this neck of the woods that is probably the prototype of what a McDonald's should be.

They've got the double drive-thru. And they head them up and move them out, man. Whoever runs that store, they need to train McDonald's all over a man. America. Because that particular McDonald's, man, you, that line can be out to the road. And they, you just like you pull in order and you almost, you almost don't stop. I mean, obviously you do. But you almost don't stop through that.

You just go in number five pay out, gone. They are moving. And you get lulled once in a while because not far from that McDonald's in the same lot, just over a little bit is a Burger King. and you pull in and you think oh look at all those cars at McDonald's there's nobody at the Burger King I'll go to the Burger King eh eh bad call

bad call because by the time you're out of the Burger King parking lot McDonald's parking lot has already gone through three rows of cars I mean you get lulled into this oh hey nobody's at Burger King there's a reason no one is at Burger King because they are not following that game plan. It's pretty impressive.

It's pretty impressive. Now, I don't eat McDonald's. I'm just saying that I noticed how impressive their particular business model is. Daniel, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. Hey, Jeffrey, how are you doing? I am fantastic.

Thank you. Go on to hear, hey, so I think I know what the future of America's mall could be. Nice. There's a visionary company ready to do it. There's this building in Korea.

I think they call it a 59 building. It's a huge tower. The entire thing is nothing but a self-contained entertainment complex. Complete with rollercoasters, arcades, restaurants, you know,

Tilta World, stores that families and young people would shop at for going there for fun. You can literally go there and lose yourself for a week before you realize the time is fast. That's kind of cool.

Yeah, and these malls are so huge, you could do something, you could do the same kind of thing. You know, something like that could be so popular, especially because people, you know, in places where the weather tends to be adverse during certain times of the year, and it might have to actually make the mall bigger. Well, I mean, that's what, I mean, that was kind of their plan with the Mall of America, right? I mean, you go to the Mall America, you get the same thing. But those, to refurbish some of the malls that are left, there's going to be an expensive an expensive on taking.

So, I mean, if you would like to donate some money to the Mall revitalization plan that I have now started, it's a nonprofit organization. It's called the mall revitalize.org. And we'll take any money you got. And we're going to start revitalizing the malls across America and putting roller coasters in the mall.

It checks on the mail. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. All right. Thank you. I appreciate it. All right. So, story from Florida this week.

It's kind of scary yet. I don't know that it's good and bad. Why is my... Hold on a second. I cannot continue to talk if my computer is going to run out of battery. And I plugged it in. Why is it out of battery? Stop, I can't unplug.

Did someone come in and unplug my computer? I know. It is. I know it is. I know you don't, listen, there's a reason you don't hear this kind of stuff every day. Okay. I know. I know. I got it. I understand. It's okay. So, the story that I started at, which is, I mean, it's good and it's scary. So a guy goes on vacation from some city in Florida. There's a ton of them. goes up in Tennessee and he's river rafting around and he loses his camera drops it in the river and he figures it's gone that's gone forever it's been a couple years so some other guy comes along two or three years later now fishing netting whatever he does and he finds the camera

says hey I wonder if the card is still good takes the card out takes it home plugs in oh my gosh Look at all the pictures. We should probably try to find this person. I'm going to post some pictures on Facebook to see if anyone knows who they are within eight hours. Hey, that's Bill from Florida. I'll tag him. Hey, Bill, here's your pictures.

Look at these. And Bill says, hey, thanks. I want my pictures. I thought they were lost forever. And maybe someday I'll go up in Tennessee and thank you in person. So just remember Remember what you have on your video file

On your photo file Because I don't What I have on my photo file I don't want found by anyone else And I most definitely don't want them on Facebook going Hey, is this you? Nope, it sure isn't

Well, I mean it kind of looks like you. Nope. It sure isn't. And speaking of Florida, you know how crazy Florida is, right? I mean, Florida is out of their mind. And Texas is starting to play a role in that craziness across the United States, but Florida still is number one.

No question for, well, we'll just say crazy stories. And so to keep us abreast of those crazy stories is Chuck in Florida.com. Greetings from Florida, Jeffie, where I will not be on tour with Bill Cosby. Oh, really? That's a shame. I decided he, you know, I've been talked to several times about it, but I had to turn him down. That's a shame. Couldn't work out the time, money?

Yeah, all that. Money especially. They'd take a lot of money. What do you got for us? I know Bill is getting ready to do a tour and so he teaches the young people in town halls about sexual assault and that's a very well nothing quite exciting as sexual assault stories in the state of florida yet from the crazy file however something tragic something very disheartening and and quite painful to read today oh no man ditched car after crashing into doritos truck in orlando

i'm sorry to say why did he just the corritos were not recovered no there's Oh, nice. I'm telling you, I was very scared for a while. Thankfully, my truck comes from another neighborhood, not in Orlando. But, yeah, they have a Doritos truck? They had struck a Doritos box truck late in the evening, about 2.15 a.m. When apparently the cops were in the neighborhood saw the people actually drive away in a truck following them. They left the car and abandoned it there with two handguns in there, apparently.

I guess when you got the munchies, you know, what are you going to do? got to do it. My favorite, I used to have a friend that worked for lays. And I'm not saying that he brought home a lot of bags and bags, bags of chips, but he brought home a lot of bags and bags of chips. That was a good time in my life. Sure. Anything else? Oh yeah, we got fun stuff today. Deputies in the villages bust suspect of running a chop shop for golf carts and meth lab. The villages. I'm a big fan of the villages. The largest growing city in America with 148,000 retirees.

And they're all living in one large neighborhood. Apparently, a young woman, Kathleen Unrath, decided to move in with her great uncle and take care of him while she's just running the largest meth lab in in central Florida for the villages. Nice. Well, the villages, I got to tell you, there's plenty of stories. That doesn't surprise me at all. That place is unbelievable.

It has, they have all kinds of, how shall we say, STD stories. Sexual disease stories. Right. We'll just leave it at that. All the time. So it doesn't surprise me. It doesn't surprise me that they're, you know, why not?

Why not be cooking meth? And why not be selling drugs at the villages? Apparently that's not all they're doing because, you know, it is the largest center for golf cart sales because that's the preferred mode of transportation around there. And they really trick them out. I mean, there's some Cadillac style golf carts going around the villages. But this lady was running a chop shop where apparently they found several stolen parts from other

golf carts in the neighborhood. And they were souping them up right there in the garage. Nice. Yeah. And it's been a while since we've heard from former Vice President Joe Biden. Biden. What? And really

likes the villages. At one time he was actually singing the praises of the villages.

The villages. America's friendliest hometown. The village has that really been confirmed? I've heard several stories,

but I mean, he's never owned up to it. The villages. That's a former Vice President Joe Biden. singing the villages and how great they are, America's friendliest hometown.

And does he need to own up to it? I don't know. I mean, it kind of, it really looks like him. And it kind of sounded like him too, you know, how good old, never mind. I'm just going to leave it alone because I've seen the video enough to say, if it's him, it's just scary as hell. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.

The Villages, America's friendliest hometown. The villages. America's friendly as hometown. The villages. 888-90-33-93 is the phone number. the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Earlier this week, we also found out a little bit of what was in the bloodstream of Carrie Fisher, the actress.

Now, I would venture to say that this was just, you know, she had struggled with drugs for most of her life. And I think that's just to get her through the day. I mean she had cocaine, methadone, heroin, ecstasy, and then she also had some prescription drugs, Prozac, ablify, lamtical.

What is lamb, I should, lamatol. It's got to be for a crazy. It's got to be for crazy. We'll look it up here. It's got to be for crazy. And she had some oxycodone in her system, which she did not have a prescription

for. So she just, you know, snag somebody's, I got a headache. You need a hydro? Yeah, here's a hydrocodone. Okay, that'll, that'll sell my heart. It'll be fine. No problem. An anti-epileptic medication. Oh. Also called an anti-convalescent. All right. That's one. She had a prescription for that. Ablify and Prozac. I wonder what Ablify does. I don't want to try the other stuff, the anti-apaleptic stuff, because a, Billify? Depression bipolar. Yeah, okay. Okay, so along with Prozac?

Okay. So, you know, she struggled with that, but, oh my gosh, everybody was talking, everybody had this fit of it. She must have been so stoned. It was so horrible. I don't think so. She was coming back from Europe.

She had ecstasy and trace amounts of ecstasy and heroin. So that was from some, you know, a little get-together a while ago. and you know she had a little cocaine so the cocaine the heroin the ecstasy that was all from a little party you know a little get together you do a little who doesn't have a party and do a little heroin a little ecstasy maybe do a couple of rails you know just to get you through and she's doing methadone that'll you know that stops her from doing some of the harder other pain killer stuff that's what they usually use and she's got her she's got her prescription drugs and she takes a handful of

hydro's from somebody because she's got a headache or her back hurts and she wants you know she doubles up the methadone with the hydro and you know she's feeling okay she's got to fly back and then she has a heart attack and she never works up and maybe that's why the family you just wanted didn't want to give access to the toxicology reports and you only have limited access and that's what you get yes our mother struggled and that's the way it is but you know this's all you're going to find out because this doesn't Makes her look bad enough as it is. I, you know, look, she struggled with it all her life. But she was just trying to get through the day.

I feel sorry for her. You need that to get through the day? Sad. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The experiment was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now.

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He doesn't care about you. But he does care enough to get someone worthy of you coming in for this broadcast. So co-hosting, I shouldn't say, we'll just say stepping in because Lawrence isn't going to be here. So he's not co-hosting with Lawrence. He's going to be filling in. Brad Staggs. Brad Staggs doing the Lawrence Jones.

So you won't even be able to tell the difference. You don't even be able to tell a difference. If you're listening, you say, I thought Jeffie said that Brad was filling in. And then I'm told that Brad is going to have a co-host as well. I don't know why. He's going to be joined by Brandon Morse from the Blaze today on the Blaze Radio Network. And then Mike Slater, Joe Pags, that's your Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network. Sundays, a brand new lineup on the Blaze Radio Network, starting at 6 a.m., Jackie Daly.

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You got Doc Thompson, Gledbeck, Michael Pelke, Chris Seltato, Pat and Stu, Buck, Sexton, Monday through Friday on the Blaze Radio Network. You're happy now? You happy? Good. I hope so. So what would you do for a million bucks? Really? You would do that?

Wow. Now, a lot of people would say, I don't know. I wouldn't do too much. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I mean, there's a lot of things that people would say, I don't want to do anything. I wouldn't do that for a million dollars. Just wouldn't do it.

And that's good for you. You could say no to anything. But there's an old guy that buried treasure, a million dollars in the mountains. And he's dying now. And he's left a treasure map. And people are going out and about trying to find the treasure. Now, there are some people who have. have gone to find the treasure and lost their lives.

And it's very sad. He's not forcing people to look for the treasure. He's just saying, hey, I buried the treasure out there. Here's a map. Here's some, he gave him clues. He didn't give a map. He was giving clues as to where he buried the money. And see if you can go find it.

And now people are losing their lives. Now he claims that he could still go out there. He's actually old and dying and laying in his bed. so if he were able to actually go out into the wilderness, he could find it again, thanks to his very own clues. Well, good for him. Good for him.

Now, would you go out and search for someone who said, hey, there's a million dollars. Here's some clues. It's the red stone with the shadow of the sun and a pine tree to the west. I mean, I'm not sure what the clues are, but it seems, I don't know.

It might be worth it, right? It might be worth it for a billion bucks. Just to, you know, go out and, I mean, it might be worth it to send, oh, I don't know, let's say you have a 15-year-old son and you have a wife who loves to go out into the wilderness and camp. And, you know, they've got the camping equipment.

They've got the wilderness survival equipment. I mean, wouldn't you think about any way, sending them out and saying, hey, why don't you go camping and here's some clues, see if you can find this particular item? because we used to go out and do a letterboxing. It's called letterboxing. Where you know,

you have the clues and you try to find the letter box, right? And you find the box and it's out in the woods buried or it's buried underneath the tree or it's over here underneath a rock. And you find it and you stamp. You take the ink and you make the stamp and you leave your mark in the letter box

and then you put it back where it is so that someone else will come along and find the clues. So I, I think I'm sending my son. And, you know, if there were, if you were like some people in America. And you had a son that's almost an Eagle Scout and a wife who loves to go camping and survive in the wilderness. And you would think about, here's some clues. that you could, you know, go find the million dollars.

Do you think you could do it? I don't know. I would. I think if those of you that are trying to reach my wife in the next week, she'll be gone. And so will my son. News that I thought would be tremendous news that was sent to me earlier this week. and it's obviously fake news. I know this is fake news.

I'm reporting fake news. But it's such good fake news that I want it to be true. So bad. Confirming the widespread rumors that Sean Spicer would be departing the office in short order, President Donald Trump has chosen InfoWR's chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new press secretary. Come on now. I want it. The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.

I have the new press secretary. Occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. Ah! Beating his chest like a gorilla. We're coming for you, globalists. 1776 will commence, you wicked, wicked devils. He added before mumble, something about gay frogs.

Press Secretary Jones concluded the conference early, dismissing every person in the room after announcing that only Info Wars and Brightbought reporters would be allowed to attend press events from this point forward. Go ahead. Tell me. Tell me you don't want that to be true.

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Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. You know, what I just tasted. I'm going to tell you a little inside baseball because we'll probably have a spoon segment on the Pat and Stew show next week. But I just tasted the Oreo jelly donut cookies. Now, of course, I mean, it's Saturday morning. You have to have donuts. Now, I'm not joking when I say they would be so much better with milk. Oh, man, it would be so good with milk.

But Nabisco and Oreo, you guys are hitting the ball out of the park. These are really, really good. And the thin mint Oreos are tremendous. the idea of even thinning down the cookie part and the middle section tremendous because i thought it was going to be you know the thick cookie with the thin no the entire thing is thin i mean it i don't know that it crushes the girl scout thin mint but it's really close they are really good The jelly donut kind of leaves that jelly donut cookie aftertaste a little bit. No, Jeff, that's because you've eaten 20 of them.

Oh, okay. So one or two is fine. That's correct. What's the serving size on Oreos? Serving size two cookies. Well, I've had that. 150 calories. What?

Like 75 calories a cookie? No trans fat, zero grams of trans fat, so I'm good. Thumbs up to that. Zero milligrams of cholesterol, tell me it's not heart healthy. Tell me. 80 milligrams of sodium, 10 milligrams of potassium. The sodium, 80 milligrams is only 3% of the daily value recommended. So you still got some going out there.

The total carbs are 21 grams, which is 7% of the recommended daily value. dietary fiber and you're not getting any fiber. You are getting some sugars, though, just 12 grams of sugar. Only 12 grams of sugar in one cookie? That's not bad. So the 150 calories per serving, two cookies. Calories from fat, 60 of the 150 are from fat. So less than half, less than half of the calories per serving on Oreo cookie.

It's coming from fat. I mean, really, these are good for you. I'm going to stick with that. You know, I used to work for Oreo. I was thinking about this. I told the story earlier today off the air, because I was remembering working for Oreo, and I worked for Nabisco.

And I worked for Nabisco, and it was there. You know, you'd go into the store and you'd see what the, well, this store needs 18 boxes of saltines, 22 Oreos. We need a new Oreo display built up front and because we've got new jelly donut Oreos coming in, we want to have a display with those. Okay.

So we did that. And I did that for a little while. I had a friend who, when I was out of work, gave me a, you know, got me a job working for them. And I did that for a while. Now, I will say that it's, Unbelievable the amount of damage packages that come when you're delivering Nabisco goods.

I know. Weird. Right? Because you think, hey, this is a big company. They know how to ship products. But I know. I mean, this is a few years ago, so maybe they've gotten better. I mean, I hope so.

And you can't leave, look, you know, if they're damaged bad enough, you can leave them for maybe the driver to pick them up. But the driver doesn't have time to pick up that stuff. So you just put it in your car. You don't want to leave. The driver's delivering the goods. He doesn't need to be picking up stuff like that. He's throwing in your car. Drop them off back at the offices.

But you work from home. You never went into the office. Yeah, you know, we get there. I was going to start working for them full time. That was kind of a part-time. You know, you worked on commission and what the stores did, and they gave you so many stores to take care of. And you serviced them.

That's what you did. You drove around the stores, made you their right, set up the displays, that kind of stuff. And you went there, you know, once or twice a week or whatever, you know, needed to be done for those stores. And I was all ready to become, they wanted me to come, become full-time for an Obisco. And I remember going to a meeting.

with the powers that be they had, you know, the new salespeople or whatever they wanted to call us. And we were there and they were going over, you know, the Nabisco doctrines. And it was all ready to pick up my equipment for my in-home, you know, service. They had the, you know, the fax machines and everything that they were providing for their salespeople out on the road. And I remember telling a couple of jokes at this meeting. and getting nothing for me. A couple of people, a couple of the salespeople. But nobody in the misco bandages was laughing.

Those guys were like, you know, the white shirts and the ties. I mean, I had to be a chuckle. So we're getting done with the day. And are you ready to pick up your equipment, funny man? Yeah, sure. Well, here to pick up my, you know. okay and are you going to more jokes for us and I you know I say something that I think is remotely funny nothing so I took the equipment I put it in my car I remember driving home

thinking I know you know yes I can't work and I got home and I remember I still remember the house my wife my first wife was was cooking dinner I'll never forget walking in the house and you go how to go I was like that was great I got the equipment in the car and oh good good Yeah, I'm not going to be working for these people. I know I'm out of work and I'm a slug and, you know, I'll find another radio job, but I'm not working for these people, okay? They got the sense of humor as a toad. Somehow dinner wasn't as good as it was going to be. Weird.

Huh. Yeah. Well, honey, I mean, I'll find another job. Don't worry. I know this is a full-time job with benefits and everything, but look, I'll find another job. I'll get radio. I'll get another part-time job in radio.

I know. That's the problem. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? How in the world are you?

So I see this story earlier this week that talks about I had an affair and now I'm stuck with the woman that I had an affair with and I don't want to be I want to be with my wife I want to be with my wife I don't want to be with the woman

I had an affair with then why did I mean okay obviously the first question is why did you cheat then if you love your wife so much why did you cheat? Everyone knows the answer to that.

Everyone knows the answer to why you cheat. Okay. And most of the time, and you're going to, I'll be on tour with Bill Cosby next week. Most of the time, it's because you just, you know, you still love your spouse,

but at the time, at the time, this person is better. Just for a short period of time. You know, 10.30 seconds. This is the way it is. You know it and I know. Now, obviously, the answer is don't cheat.

Stick to your commitment. Love the spouse that you're with. Very simple. Very simple. You and I both know that. But there are some particular people. who are more prone to cheating. And I found this list from late last year.

It's a dating site. And now the dating site is Victoria Milan. It's geared towards those who are married and attached. And they did a survey of over 5,000 of their female users on their dating and cheating habits. Okay. So what job types the cheating women say are most likely to cheat on their spouses? IT workers on the list, right? Online cheating on the rise, social media, dating apps, IT spends a lot of time online. They're on the list. Another person on the list who, you know,

Might be a profession that might be more likely to cheat on their partners, a stay-at-home mom. Being a mother can be stressful. Perhaps this is what leads to the infidelity. Or it could be the fact that she is at home without her spouse for most of the time, leading to more opportunity to cheat. The assistant, I'm not sure what that means, the assistant. We've all heard the cliche of the secretary having an affair with his or her boss. Turns out there's some truth behind it.

Fireman. Really? The divorce rate for firemen is a surprising three times higher than any other profession. Maybe it's because of the sometimes dramatic work they do. Right. That's it. Maybe it's the weird hours. Right.

So the firemen make the list. professions that might be more likely to cheat on their partners. Real estate agents. I think we all know why real estate agents are on the list. Plenty O places to have an affair for free. I mean, that's why you become a real estate agent, right? Right? Educators on the list.

Teachers have one of the highest infidelity rates. We've all heard of the student teacher scandals. Unfortunately, these teachers are giving one of the most respectful professions a bad name. Yeah, I don't think it's the infidelity teachers that are giving the teachers a bad name. I'm just saying, I don't think it's them. We could do a couple more stories on all the teachers that are having affairs with their students. Those might be the teachers that are giving us. Educators a bad name.

Uh-oh, we had firemen. Of course, you have to have the police. Copsie a lot of traumatizing things like firemen do, which we can only imagine leads to stress and exhaustion. Another thing, you've heard of badge bunnies? Really? Come on now! They are willing to seek out married policemen to have affairs. I got to get a badge. I got to get a badge.

Are you a police officer? Yes. You get in trouble for that? Is that impersonating a police officer? I mean, that doesn't count as impersonating a police officer if I'm not trying to make an arrest, right? Right? All right, the top ten. The top ten, most likely the cheat professions.

You thought we were done? No way. Communications. I'm in the top ten. I tell my wife. The first group gets a nod from, Victoria Maliner, Communication professionals,

journalists, PR reps, communication specialists. Oh, that's not me. It makes sense that this group might have a propensity for cheating, as journalists tend to travel a lot, which can put a strain on a relationship. These people also tend to work in corporate settings and high-stress positions.

As we will see, that can be a huge contributing factor to infidelity. Ooh. Look out. The legal. Those damn legal people. Legal includes lawyers, legal secretaries, prosecutors, and judges. The legal field, like many others on the list,

is filled with long hours, late nights, and high stress. It's hard not to see why sparks might begin to fly in the courtroom. Oh, nightlife and hospitality. Come on now. You know that's, I mean, that goes without saying. Right. Although we're saying it. I can only assume because the nightlife tends to be a young people's game, so fewer bartenders, dancers, and DJs have spouses to cheat on there.

That's why this is so far, not farther down on the list. It's possible. According to the Washington Post, bartenders and dancers are most likely to get divorced from their spouses, which suggests to something about the service industry lifestyle, maybe at odds with maintaining a relationship. People who work in bars, clubs, and restaurants tend to be drunk around their colleagues a lot. And yes, that leads to a good amount of people.

partying, hookups. And if you manage to stay married, cheating. You know, I was watching an old, I was watching an old Rodney Dangerfield comedy bit

on the Tonight Show. And, man, there's some stuff that he could not do today. Which reminded me of, which reminded me, you know, when they talk about getting drunk and having, in today's world, oh my gosh, you're having sex with a woman and she was drunk?

I mean, that's damn near, rape. And I mean, Rodney Dangerfield did nothing, but talk about getting girls drunk. And that's how he had sex. It's the only reason. Anyway, though it to the doctor. I had VD. He gave himself a shot. Anyway, the artist. Oh, yeah. Artist. Oh, yeah. Artist. Sports. Yes. Yes. Most likely to cheat profession edition. Business Oh, yes.

Those nasty business people. Healthcare people. Oh, doctors, nurses. Yeah. Doctors tend to make a lot of money. And according to this blog about lying on your profile, men who make more money or say they make more money are way more likely to get messaged on the site.

So when you go to the site, one personality you need to be as a rich guy, the other personality you need to be as a policeman. You're looking for badge bunnies and doctor bunnies. Aviation. Oh, of course. Hello. Pilots and stewardesses are almost never home, so they imagine stewardesses.

This is a 2016 story. What are they mean? Flight attendants, you mean, are almost never home. So I'd imagine that it would be hard to maintain a marriage. Also, according to a study by Tinder, and who doesn't believe their studies. Being a pilot is the sexiest job a man can have. have the one that will get him the most right swipes. Oh, and then they mentioned flight attendant later.

And flight attendant makes the list at 13 for women as the sexiest things. The most right swipes for Tinder. Wow. That's interesting. I wonder what number one is for Tinder, the right swipes. You're going to be a Tinder ho. What's number one? Tinder hose, man.

I'll stop now. Financial sector. Number one. So you got pilots and stewardesses are those flight attendants. And the financial, of course, finance tops the list of the most likely profession to cheat. It's a big cultural stereotype. But according to Victoria Milan, it holds. Sorry if that hurts your feelings, finance people.

But apparently something about the culture of the finance industry promotes adultery. And it's not surprising. Consider some of the financial and gender-based trends we've already discussed. so so if you're asking yourself i uh i married uh i had an affair and now i'm with my now i'm with the woman i had an affair with i'm stuck with that woman and not my wife and you're asking yourself why well maybe you could use that as an excuse oh it was my profession if only i wasn't a unsuccessful successful business person.

Oh, I had that affair. Damn it. Damn it. So anyway, good luck with that. Have fun with it. You know what the answer is. Don't cheat. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. You're ready to. Close to wrapping up this broadcast already on the Blaze Radio Network. Some would say it went by fast. Others would say not fast enough. Coming up right after this show is Lawrence Jones, although Lawrence, he apparently has better things to do than talk to you. I don't know. I don't know where he is. I don't know. All I know is that Brad Staggs is sitting in for Lawrence Jones. And then there's some guy

named Brandon Morris who works for the Blaze. It's going to hang out with him. That's all I know. That's it. So Brad will be here taking over for Lawrence Jones. You won't be you can and you're not going to be able to tell the difference. You're going to think, hey, wait, I thought Jeff said that Brad's tags was going to be filling in. It sounds just like Lawrence. I know. I know. But that's the case.

And then Mike Slater comes in after that. Joe Pags, that's your Saturday lineup. And Sunday we've got Jackie Daly at 6 a.m. Wall Builders at 8. Right? 8 to 11, 11 to 2. Bill Handel, 2 to 4, Yarnold. the new show, all on the Blaze Radio Network.

All right, so good news from the government. Who says Trump isn't doing anything? Okay? Yeah. Grizzly bears, once on the endangered species, being taken off the endangered species. So the Endangered Species Act protection is going to be lifted on the Grizzlies

in the Yellowstone National Park. What does that mean? we're hunting grizzlies. Oh yeah. We're going grizzly bear hunting. That'll be fun. It'll be fun. Bear hunting is fun.

And you get yourself your own little bear stuffed. Stuffed up one of them big old bears. I have a cousin. I'm kind of an uncle cousin that has been big game hunting all over the world and he has his game room. And it's really, it's surreal. because you have stuffed bears. He's got a black bear and a brown bear. No polar bear.

Couldn't get the polar bear over the border. He's still working. Him and the buddy are still working to get the polar bear back. And I mean, he's got, he's got cantaloupe, antelope. Oh, any animal you can think of. Do you ever see the galloping cantaloupe? I know. Not many people have.

He's got one on the wall. And congratulations to Rodham. Island. They're going to authorize highway camera systems to start finding uninsured motorists. Don't worry about it. Oh, look, there's some license plates. We'll scan the license plates. Oh, he doesn't have insurance. Fine. I think that's nice of them. And I wrote, Island, I want to thank you for that, because heaven forbid, I don't want to forget to pay my insurance. I don't want to be on the road without insurance. I want you to just bill me for it. And by the way, those cameras

a not all of them work properly and be the one that caught my wife running the red light I think that was broken I think that particular light was broken because I know the picture was there and there was the car and she was in it

and there was the whole thing in the middle of the intersection with the red light but I think it was wrong I think it was wrong this is the Jeff Fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network.