Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/1/17 - Beware These Zodiac Signs, Your Life May Depend On It

Episode Date: July 1, 2017

Jeffy loves the social media, as it allows him to find answers to all of life's important questions. Jeffy finds out what kind of killer he'd be based on his Zodiac sign. What kind of killer would you be?Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Blaze Radio Network. On Demand. The Jeff Fisher Show. Saturday mornings, 9 to noon Eastern. On the Blaze Radio Network. I see a post on the beloved Facebook. And, you know, I get hooked into them just like you do. You know, you're scrolling through your timeline.

You're reading stories about, you know, your cousin. witness an accident and it was horrific and we got out and we helped the guy I was just reading one this morning where a lady in my timeline talked about

seeing an accident and rushing to the victim and the truck had rolled over and the truck was driving erratically and crashed and she had her daughter call the police and the guy that dinged into the truck

that tipped over was was there. Nobody stopped to help. She was out running. She went to help the guy, make sure the guy was okay in the truck. He wasn't in the truck when she got there.

He had flown out the window. He was laying on the ground in the back. And he said, I wasn't driving. I wasn't driving. So I made her think that someone else was driving the car. Come to find out no one else was driving the car. He was driving the car.

He was just drunk. What'd me? I wasn't driving I was riding and the person that was driving ran away but the truck is in your name I know but I let that guy that I can't remember

his name drive me yes sir so you get caught up in those stories and then you get caught up in I see the headline here's what kind of cold-blooded here's what kind of cold-blooded killer you'd be based on your zodiac sign

and you think, nah, and you keep scrolling. And then you get to the story where Misty, our pet dog of 20 years just passed away. We've been so sad. Scroll back to the cold-blooded killer story. I mean, I love Facebook, but there's only so many. There's only so many, I'm sad, my dog died stories I can take. And I am sorry that your dog died. But, you know, I just want to find out if I would be a cold-blooded killer,

thanks to my zodiac sign. Because I personally believe I would be. All right? I believe I would be. And of course, you know, you start reading about them. And it's kind of fascinating because you realize, ooh, this isn't me. Aries impulsive, hot-headed, prone to rash decision-making Aryans are the signs,

who would mistakenly kill someone to see if they could get away with it. Their downfall would be the cover-up. Taurus. They're concerned with what is fair, good and right. A Taurus would be a vigilante killer. Unfor blood against those who mistreat others. Yeah.

The bull hard-headed. That's me, not them. Gemini, cancer. They said, I'm an Aquarius. So, you know, Leo, who cares? Aaliyah wouldn't be able to keep their own horrifying secret because of their need for attention. Huh. A Virgo.

Let's be real. There's no way a Virgo would commit murder and be caught. They're far too methodical and maniacal for that. Nice. Nice. A Virgo would be the type that would commit a series of murders and leave behind clues, zodiac style, just to see if someone was smarter than them. Eventually they'd grow bored of killing and move on to something else.

Plus the idea that people would constantly wondering who committed their crimes to a Virgo, that's almost the best part. Libra. Scorpio. Oh, Scorpio. I have a bunch of Scorpios in my life. Cold, cold and collected. That's no kidding. Plus, Scorpio's, man.

Scorpion's got that tail, man, and they love getting back at people. This is your horoscope story here on the Blaze Radio Network. Call now and we'll give you your horoscope on your daily hodercope. Information needed. Date of birth, time of birth, place of birth, we can help you out. Scorpio. Cold, cold and collected. A Scorpio would make the absolute best contract killer.

Out of the 12 signs, a Scorpio would have the least trouble with disassociating their emotions and feelings and look at each kill like a job. Another plus side, they're terrific liars and love to shrap. themselves in a certain amount of mystery. Catching a Scorpio and getting a confession would be next to impossible. Making them the perfect hit man. Oof. To myself. Because we've got Sagittarius.

I've got a couple of Sagittarians too. Sagittarius would probably accidentally kill someone and then spend the next 48 hours figuring out how to cover it up. Yeah. They definitely didn't mean to do it. They probably just got carried away. It ended up in the worst case scenario. As long as the Sagittarius could figure out how to keep their mouth shut

and get away with the murder. But they didn't possibly let something slip and it would all be over. Right? Capricorn. Paranoid. Expect the worst from people. They couldn't do it. Pisces, with their hearts firmly planted on their sleeve,

a Pisces is most likely to commit a crime of passion. Aquarius. Me. What do you think? What do you think? Does I say I could be a serial killer? A killer? A cold-blooded killer.

Here's what kind of a cold-blooded killer you'd be based on your zodiac sign. I'm an Aquarius. What does it say about Aquarius? And yeah, well, we'll take a quick pull of the room. Yes, me personally, cold-blooded killer. Yes or no? Yes, no. Yes, no.

I got a thumbs up in the corner, thumbs down. No, not that finger. Lord, don't give me, I didn't mean that finger. I just meant the thumb. All right. Aquarius. If you're looking for the sign, most likely to be a sinister, unemotional, stereotypical serial killer, look no further than an Aquarius.

An Aquarius wouldn't just kill someone because they could. They would kill someone because it was fun for them. Their tendency towards being unemotional, aloof, and slightly all over the place would make them the most sinister of kill. An Aquarius would definitely make a legendary killer, but no one you'd ever want to be alone with in a room. I mean, that pretty much sums me up.