Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/1/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Celebrate Independence Jeffy Style - Loud And Informed

Episode Date: July 1, 2017

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? Happy July 1st, 2017. My goodness. This is like the beginning of the July 4th weekend for a lot of people. Not for us here at the Blaze Radio Network. Well, not for this particular broadcast here at the Blaze Radio Network.

We are here for you. Live broadcasting. Darn it. That's what we're doing here. Darn it. For those of you that are on the Internet, you know, because that's how you're listening to the show. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio.

You can always dial the broadcast 888-903 if you wanted to participate. No worries. You know, we're here for you. This week is going to be a shortened week for a lot of people at work. But for you, those of you that are just hanging out, you know, kind of like, You know, headlines for the break room. I don't know what else to call it. But we'll just go around and so you have an idea of some things that happened around the planet,

just so that when you're in the break room and somebody says, what happened? What do you mean? What happened? You at least have an idea that, oh my gosh, that this actually happened, right? For instance, MSNBC, Greta Van Sustra. She was on Fox News for a long time. She was at MSNBC.

A lot of people say, what do you mean? She was at MSNBC. Exactly. Exactly the point. Now, she had a tremendous, when they got rid of her this week. If you're in the break room, when you want to say, oh, yeah, I saw because she tweeted a heartfelt tweet. When she found out she was fired. Her heartfelt tweet to all her fans and viewers,

I am out at MSNBC. Thanks. Thanks, Greta. Sorry to hear that. ESPN, Mike and Mike breaking up. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Not the Mike and Mike show. Yeah. Yeah, they're breaking up. They only have a couple more months, and then they're moving on to bigger and greener pastures. Sorry to see them go. In politics? You know, you still have the health care bill hanging around out there.

Not fixed at all. Not sure if that will ever be fixed. That thing is turning into a nightmare. And no one is talking about what really needs to be done. And that's just getting rid of the whole thing and start again. Or getting rid of the whole thing and then just leaving it to the free market system. Oh, my gosh, that's a thought. Of course, you still have Congress people,

a very important congresspeople. Like Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee calling for President Trump's impeachment, calling for him to resign the worst ever. Maxine Waters, one of my favorite scenes. I was going to play the audio for you, but I can't take it, where she is just impeach 45, impeach 45 for about three or four minutes. It's agonizing. I should actually play it for you because it's just agonizing.

She is horrible. And one of the things that made that particular town hall wonderful was that she banned all the Trump people from coming into the town hall as town hall was in her district in California. I think it's District 45 now. I'm not sure. She's changed around some, which is an important point to the story. because they have redistrict.

She's a congresswoman, so she's been involved in the redistricting plan in California. Now, she banned these Trump people from coming into the town hall, and she used the surface point of saying, hey, they're not from this district. They can't come in. And many of the Trump supporters were not from that particular district. So by blocking them coming into the town hall, It seemed fair.

Seems like, that's fair. They're not from the district. I know. Maybe we should let them in. It's an open forum town hall. But really the town hall is for Maxine and the people that vote for her in her district. So, you know, you kind of get it. Okay.

You don't get to come in if you're not from the district. But then you realize, hello, Maxine, you don't live in the district anymore either. So maybe you ought to not show up. She didn't. She didn't, for some reason. That point, that point went way beyond Maxine. She's still close, though. I mean, she's just around the corner.

It's around the corner, about a block and a half, something like that. In fact, many people in the neighborhood still think they're supposed to vote for her. Weird. One person that was quoted in one of the interviews, I think I remember voting for her somewhere along the line. She's not. She's not from here. She didn't live right over there. That's exactly how the guy sounded too.

The witches are still trying to do their master brew to get Trump out. They are brewing. Remember, we've talked about this in the past. They had, there was three or four months where they had it set up to do it with the presence in the pole of the moon. But apparently those particular. Witches brew didn't necessarily work. Donald Trump was still president. And so they're going to continue to stir their caldrons of hate for Donald Trump.

Donald Trump's travel ban still in effect. I'm sorry, the country's travel ban. What am I thinking? Sorry. Went into effect on Thursday. And I'll forget to ban six countries with, high instances of terrorism. You could say that.

Syria, Sudan, Somalia, Libya, Iran, Yemen. What that did is it banned the migrants from those countries from coming into the United States. Now, look, if you have a parent, a spouse, a child, a son, a daughter, a son-in-law, daughter-in-law, brother, a sister, there's an exemption to that man. You've got to prove it. You've got to prove it. But if you come in or try to get in and say, but my grandpa's here.

So grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nieces, nephews, cousins, brother-in-law, sister-in-law's. No. Have a nice day. No, you're not getting in. It's part of the deal.

Now, it is kind of strange. that, I mean, everyone knows that this is it, right? I mean, the whole thing, the original plan was that they needed this ban so that they could work on getting something better and getting something done. Well, it's been months now. You would think, it would think to yourself, maybe they could have figured something out at that time. I guess not, though.

I guess we needed the ban, in effect, before we can figure anything else out. I mean, it kind of makes sense, right? There were a couple of laws passed. Congress actually did something. The House passed Kate's law. That would deny federal grants. Kate's law would increase the penalties

for the deported aliens who try to return to the United States and caught. And then the other bill passed by the White House would deny federal grants to sanctuary. cities and uh okay uh i'm fine with that i'm not quite sure i understand uh wanting to be a sanctuary city anyway doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me but there's plenty of cities out there that feel that they should be they want to be a sanctuary city so let them be let him be In Europe, we had the story of the little baby that the court said, no, the baby needs to die with dignity.

Wait, the baby needs to die with dignity. Yes, the 10-month-old baby. Now, the baby suffers from this rare genetic disorder, and the odds of this child surviving are very, very low. they've tried everything they know how to do in the UK. And the parents have found a place here in the United States that will try an experimental process on their son. The parents have raised on their own with help from people all around the world, over a million dollars, to come to. the United States and try the experimental process. Parents doing anything to save their child.

Amazing. The hospital says, you know what, we're not going to give you a kid. Now, we're done. But no, it's our, it's our child. We want to take our child. We're going to go to the United States and we're going to try this experimental process. And you know, pray that it works. Yeah, no.

We're not going to release your kid. They go to court. The court says, Yeah, no. Look, they tried everything they could And this whole experiment thing, your kid's going to die. So no.

The hospital doesn't have to release the kid to you. And the kid needs to, you know, the kid needs to die with dignity. Coming to a country near you soon. Yeah. Do you want that socialized medicine? Yeah.

That's what's happening. count on it count on it another great story from Europe Volvo the Swedish company talked about their self-driving cars

yeah they're fine and the whole you know everything is great we're working on it we're driving on it but you know what the system has a tough time uh tough time identifying

kangaroos, deer, elk, caribou, can't quite identify those, so we're having a problem avoiding those. Oh. Okay. Perhaps we should not go out on the road with those. I mean, there might not be a lot of people here in the U.S. driving around worried about kangaroos, but it's possible. And in fact, I read a story not long ago about the secret kangaroos here in America.

I should do that story here on the show. This is a perfect program for the secret kangaroos in America. I may find that story and tell you about it later today because there are secret kangaroos here in America. Yeah, they've been spotted. They have been spotted. More on the Internet. People wanting to be stars.

People wanting to bass. in the glow of stardom on the internet, hundreds of thousands, millions of likes, subscribing to my YouTube channel. That's all I want is subscribers. I want people to watch me on the internet and hear what I have to say, what I have to do,

and what I've done. The other day, yes, I know what I'll do. I'll bury myself alive in a coffin underground and we'll, you can watch it live. Wouldn't that be cool? We'll just bury ourselves alive for 24 hours. And thousands of people will watch.

It'll be great. And then, you know, I'll be in a coffin. And I'll be underground buried. and maybe, maybe I might, you know, die. People will watch that, you know. And then the couple that wanted to be big stars and bask in the limelight, look, I'm going to put this 50-caliber gun.

I want you to stand a foot away from me. And here's a book. Okay, an encyclopedia book, that bullet is not going to go through this book. So you're going to shoot me with that gun. But it's not going to shoot me because it's going to go in the book. Okay? And we'll be stars because people will say, oh, my gosh, she just shot him.

But it'll be fine because the bullet will be stopped in a book. And, oh, by the way, look, look, here's another book that I practiced on that the bullet didn't go through the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that the bullet came from a different gun. I know it was a smaller gun And you know There's that 50 caliber gun that you've got there Pretty much goes through You know walls

But it's not going to go through this book And we'll be stars Okay Guess what Yeah that 50 cal Yeah it wasn't stopped by the book He's dead All the bask in the limelight

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Thanks for coming along for the ride today. I'm the Blaze Radio Network. in the headline story. I forgot to mention, don't forget we had the big shooting, be ready for more gun control advocates. We have the doctor who was recently fired. Goes back to the hospital in the Bronx. Kills a woman, wound six others.

And he had his rifle underneath his white jacket, which I'm sure they will not stop calling an assault rifle. If you shoot people and are assaulting people with any weapon, it's an assault weapon. But that's it. assault rifle, ban assault. Wait, wait a minute. It happened where? In the Bronx? That's New York, right? New York, New York, New York. How did that happen? Because there are no guns allowed in New York, right? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. All right. So we've got, I've got a story coming up after the bottom of the hour here.

that I have been fascinated with for the last couple days, and I just cannot, I can't stop watching the video. I know you can't see the video here on the Blaze Radio Network, although there are cameras remarkably sticking in my face now in this room. So apparently there's going to be at least one show, a broadcast, on some sort of video channel on this network. So perhaps this show, and why not? Why not?

We all got into radio so that we, We could, you know, talk on a microphone and be in a room all by ourselves with sitting our underwear and talk on the radio. And now we've got cameras everywhere. So why not? Why not just have every portion of your life broadcast on a camera? That's a good idea. I love it.

I do. I love it. There's nothing I want more. And don't forget, it's holiday weekend. So Monday and Tuesday, we've got the big chaos and clarity broadcast, a special posted by Doc Thompson. Everybody stopped in.

I mean, I stopped in. I heard the promo. I didn't hear the mention on the promo of, you know, Jeff Fisher being chaos and clarity special. If they edited me out

of that special, there's going to be somebody who's going to have a talk of it. The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. 888-90-303-3-9-3-3-9-3-3-3-9-3. 93 is the phone number.

You can follow me on Twitter at JeffeyMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at JeffeyMR. So, this story, I have not, if I tweeted it out the other day, and I'll tweet it out again today because this lady runs over a guy in a parking lot. That's the video. The video shows an SUV running over, chasing down a guy and running him over in a parking lot. And you see it hit the guy and you see a purse fly up into the air at the end. And you hear the lady, there's a comment of the person that's videotaping it. And I could not stop watching the video. Well, what happened was this guy who's running from the SUV was,

was stealing a pregnant lady's purse out of her car. She is pissed. Okay? Christine Braswell, five months pregnant. She catches this guy, Robert Raines, rummaging through her purse in the Walmart parking lot in North Carolina. So her comment is when I walked out of Walmart,

He had her purse, was pulling on all her stuff out. Told the man, put it down and asked what he was doing. She then confronted him and he ran away. So the lady starts chasing him, but she's five months pregnant and she's take, you know, starts running after him. And she's, ah, I can get my car run him and get the car. She gets to the car. She runs after him. Only she runs him down.

She runs him down. It was amazing. Runs over him. Now, fortunately, you know, he's okay, which is pretty amazing because it looks like he, I mean, it looks like she hit him hard that the purse flies up. Now, he was taking the hospital, but he's only had minor injuries. Now, he is charged with felony breaking and entering, larceny, misdemeanor damage to property. And she also claimed that he broke the screens on her iPad and her phone.

I mean, I want to believe her. but if you get robbed it's common I would say that it's common practice not from me because it's illegal you want to pad the insurance a little bit

oh yeah that debt was already there you know that back corner panel that must have hit the shopping carts when I ran him over everybody wants to pat a little bit so yeah yeah the screen's on the iPod yeah he broke those two

So, and I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on those. But she gets charged too. She's charged with misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon. Now, she's fortunate that the guy is still alive and had, you know, minor injuries, according to the story. Minor injuries. the tire mark on his back will go away in about five years. That's the minor injury on Raines' back. I mean, it's possible that the police are...

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. That little... Ah, that rubber will come out and it'll work its way out. Don't worry about it. That's a minor injury. But as much as I enjoyed, and I, you know, it is a...

enjoyable. And it's even more enjoyable once you know why this car is chasing him and runs him down. I mean, the first time you watch you, you don't know exactly why. And you watch the video and you go, holy crap. This is ran them down, man. Then you find out, you know, what actually happened. And you think your first thought is good, good. And then you have to think a little bit. Right. You got to all right, should you really be chasing someone down like that? Is it worth it? Is it worth putting your child, your five-month-old at risk, you at risk, your vehicle at risk?

Now you're putting your legality at risk because you're going to be charged. Fortunately, you know, fortunately he didn't die. Because then you're, you know, you're really being charged with other, something other than, you know, misdemeanor. assault with the deadly weapon. So I'm not really sure how to take that because we all want to say, good.

That's just going to back up. Backed up, ran him over again. That's what I would have done. I'd have backed up and ran him over again. Bastard. Take my purse. Would you? Would you?

Would you? I don't know. Well, you want to and you want to feel good about it. And God bless her. I'm glad everybody's okay, especially her and the baby. The guy, you know, I'm glad he's okay. I hope the minor injuries actually does include, you know, a tire print on his back for the next four or five years.

Where do you got a tire print as a tattoo? No, it just hasn't gone away yet. That's where the lady rammed me over. a couple years ago and I was coming through a purse in a Walmart parking lot. I mean, he takes off. He does not have the moves like Jagger through that parking lot

because it's a straight run and she downs him, man. Boom. So it looks worse than it was actually because he's fine degrees. But it really, would you do it? Do you see yourself running

someone down. I mean, I get the whole good. I get that. But, man, when, when you really think about running someone over for a purse, I get the heat of the moment, you're pissed, especially a pregnant woman.

Holy crap. She was probably out of her mind. And, and hey, who's going to, is there, There's no jury that's going to convict her. And misdemeanor, you know, the misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon, that probably goes in front of a judge.

So the judge would actually probably have to fine her. Although the judge might say, good. Although they can't really say that, can they? No, the judges have to be, now you know, we're sorry for what happened to you, and we know that it's a crime, and Mr. Raines will be dealt with appropriately. but people can't be taking the law

and apprehending criminals into their own right. Yeah, we can, Your Honor. Your Honor, I'm back here. Can I, go? Sit down, fat man. No, I just want to say that we can't. Can't take the law into our own hands sometimes

and we're like, we're the first responders. You know, we can do that. Now sit down, contempt. But you can't be taking the law to your own hands. You just can't. But it was really funny, and I'm glad that she, I'm glad that she's okay, most importantly, and the baby's okay.

But I can actually see that particular incident. I can see that happening more from women than men. Like me, I see the guy running away. I'm like, eh. I'm not chasing after him for damn sure. at this guy joking around with me yesterday at the car dealership. Oh, I have to thank the car dealership too. At the car dealership talking about the only time I run is if somebody pulls a gun on me.

You know what? I'm probably not even running then. Somebody starts shooting. I'm not right. No, no. Shoot me or go on, but I'm not. It's not, I'm not running. No.

That running whole thing is not going to happen. So I can see that happening with more female than males where the females like you son and run him down where the guy's like he's already running somebody call 911 this is

the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network Jeff Fisher 8-90-0 33-93 is the phone number thanks for coming along for the ride today now last week

was the opening weekend of I went to see it on Friday night. And I talked about a little bit on the Saturday broadcast last week. And I didn't bring in my Transformer expert, my son Maximus, to review the movie. So in the last past week, I mean, the movie has dropped huge, a huge, 82% drop from Friday to Friday, which is almost unheard of. So it clicked off. It's going to be lucky to make $240 million. The reviews were horrible for it.

I will say that my personal in-home transformer expert, who has graced us with his presence today. Hello. Maximus Fisher has not talked a lot about it in the house. Now, granted, they don't let me hang around the house much, So, I mean, I try to, I'm only there a little while from time to time in the evening. But normally he's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, about Transformers. And I haven't heard much from you about this latest movie.

So do you, did you like it? Yes, I very much enjoyed it. It was, in my opinion, it was a really good movie. Okay. Now, I know that you're biased towards Transformers. in and of itself but they

all the reviews two and a half hours machines fighting machines machines other things just blowing up a little wishy-washy story what did you like most about it

personally I did like having the new characters show up and the old ones showing up as well like Megatron it was cool seeing him and Barricade was cool too it was cool seeing Barricade again. Did you enjoy Anthony Hopkins?

He was really good in the movie, yes. Did you enjoy how they brought history, how they tried to bring history back in with the Transformers as far as King Arthur? Yes, that was actually really cool. I know my mom liked it because she's a big fan of King Arthur's stuff. Don't let that cloud your judgment. I'm not. Okay, don't let that.

No, that's bad. All right, so I'm looking at the rating of the Transformers movie, and this one appears to be darn near the worst. according to all the record books. So I'm looking at this ranking and see if you agree with this. Okay. All right, the Transformers movies. The Transformers, Age of Extinction is number five.

All right. Worst to best. All right. Then Revenge of the Fallen. Right? Then Dark of the Moon. We're getting better. Then the regular first Transformers.

And then number one would, be Transformers, the animated movie. Now, I loved the Transformers animated movie from 1986. That one is great. In my opinion, it's a classic, but... That's why we have you here for your opinion. My opinion is I do not agree with that list. I love all the Transformers movies,

but worst to best, that would not be my list. Really? What would you say it would be the best? The best one. If we're just going the live action movies, it would definitely be Age of Extinction for me. Really? I loved The Last Night. Don't get me wrong. But I loved Age of Extinctionate. I think you agreed with most of the people.

This last one's pretty much stunk. No, it didn't. This one, it was good. I liked it. I'm not lying. I'm definitely getting it on Blu-ray release day if I can. Are you? Yes.

Are you definitely getting a job to pay for that? I have money. All right, I'm just best with you. I'm just mess with you. So number one is? The number one, for me, age of extinction, but I would rank the original 1986 movie a little higher than that,

just because of how classic it is. But if we're going just the live actions, it would be age of extinction for me. And then this last one, this last movie, that we just saw last weekend that has dropped, got horrible reviews. It's the worst one ever. What's Michael Bay thinking?

It's all confused. Nothing but blown up. Nothing there. Is that the last one? Is that the last on the list, no matter what? No, not for me. What's the last one? The last one on the list for me, that's a tough one.

I think... That's why I'm asking you. I'm not sure. Because if I rank the live action movies just in general, from best to worst? Yeah, what's the worst? Or for me, it would be best to least best. How I would go.

It would be Age of Extinction. Transformers 1. Then I think Revenge of the Fallen and then Dark of the Moon. I love Dark of the Moon. I will binge all those movies in like a day if I could. I would. Except you can't do that because

then you wouldn't have a deal. job. Oh wait. I've done it before. A whole lot more coming up on the Jeff Fisher Radio program. This is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze

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What am I doing? Welcome to it. What am I doing? I know right here on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90333 is the phone number. So earlier this week, we got news that NASA rover on Mars. sent back photos, a pair of curious photos from March that showed what many believe is proof that there was a genuine spaceship and bones visible on Mars. Many people, many alien enthusiasts, believe this shows life on Mars.

Fossilized bones coming out of the ground on Mars. NASA, of course, denying, like they always do. And there's more and more overwhelming. news that humans and other beings have been and are on Mars. And these bones are just a small piece of the Mars pie. Robert David Steele, an American activist, former CIA, was on a radio talk show hosted by the... Alex Jones.

And he, well, you know what? I'll let them tell you. This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.

There's all kinds of decisions. Look, I know 90% of the NASA missions are secret and I'm told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know,

that's the kind of the media jumps on. But we see a bunch of, just a second. I want to get, I will get back to the slaves being sent to Mars. But can we just back that up a little bit? I'd like to, I think that's the host, Alex Jones.

I'm not positive if that's Alex or if that's David Steele. But who talks about being, he's been told by high level NASA. of people that all kinds of things are going on, right? Is that what he's been, can we hear that again? Oh, there's all kinds of. Look, I know 90% of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the

NASA missions are secret. I was told by high level NASA engineers that, that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on, but then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know, that's the media. Oh, yeah. Please play that again. 90%. I've been told by high level NASA engineers, we have no idea what's going on.

Is that right? Please play it again. Look, I know 90% of the NASA missions are secret. And I would told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know, that's the kind of thing the media jumps on. But I know this.

We see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars. And people say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. Like, oh, your conspiracy terrorist. Clearly they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off. Right. Right. right. Thank you. Thank you.

Now, Steele said we actually believe there's a colony on Mars that is populated by children who are kidnapped and set into space on a 20-year ride. So for those of you that are using children as sex slaves, perhaps a 20-year ride isn't the smartest thing to do because they're not children by the time they get there. but hey, what do I know? But look, 90% of the NASA projects are secret. We know that. We know that. We also know that Alex Jones, the radio talk show host, who you heard interviewing Steele,

has been told by high-level NASA engineers that all kinds of stuff is going on. Disprove that. is what I'm asking. Okay. Disprove that. Now, I will say this, that NASA has kind of responded. They've responded with, yeah, no.

Yeah, you know, no. That really hasn't. Not that they needed to respond. And, of course, you would. naturally assume that NASA would deny running a child slave colony on Mars. Right? But when you have the bones coming back, okay, you'll have the pictures from the rover coming back that looks like a ship,

looks like bones protruding from the ground, I mean, you either have to say, hold the press conference oh yes we at NASA have been running a child slavery I can't even say it

with a straight face yes we at NASA have been running a child slave ring on Mars we know that many of you believe that travel to Mars is not been happening except for rovers but we've been sending

sex slaves to Mars for years now. But they're not going to do that. NASA is not going to do that. What are they going to do? They're going to deny the interplanetary conspiracy. Let me get this straight.

NASA is running a sex slave, child slave ring from Earth to Mars. But we have to hitch a ride on a spaceship from Russia, even just to go to the space station? Hmm.

That seems kind of strange. What do you think that Elon Musk? I mean, maybe Elon Musk is a smokescreen. That's why he's getting all that government money. He's a smokescreen. So that NASA is able to deny running kidnapped children to Mars. We have to deny that. Elon can't even make a ship to go to Mars yet.

What do you mean? We're not running a sex slave ring of children to Mars. that end up not being children by the time they get to Mars. But hey, but, I mean, listen, I'm going to replay the interview from the Alex Jones radio program. And according to this article, it airs on 118 stations. I'd be fascinated to see a list of those 114 stations, but it airs on 140.

I'm just going by the story. And this is a riveting interview with David Steele. this may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride so that once they get to mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the mars colony there's all kinds of right look i know 90% of the of the of the NASA missions are secret and i was told by high-level mass engineers that you have no idea there's so much stuff going on but then it goes off into all that.

I mean, you know, that's the kind of media jumps on, but I know this, we see a bunch of a mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, oh, look,

it looks like, you know, mechanics, like, oh, your conspiracy theorists, clearly they don't want us looking into what's happening.

Every time probes go over, they turn them off. Clearly, they don't want us to look into what's happening. I want to understand exactly what Alex is saying, so that I understand completely what he's saying. So please replay Alex, because I'm fascinated by his proof.

Look, I know 90% of the NASA emissions are secret. I'm told by high-level NASA engineers. You have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. But then it goes off and all that. I mean, that's kind of like the media jumps on. But that's the stuff that the media jumps on.

Media jumps on all that. So 90% of the NASA emissions are secret. NASA high-level engineers have told. told him that all kinds of stuff is going on. And the media jumps all over that. Am I right? Okay. I want to clarify.

Go ahead. We see a bunch of a mechanical wreckage on Mars. People say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. They go, oh, your conspiracy terrorist. Clearly they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off. Clearly, they don't want us to look into what's happening. Clearly.

And that's exactly why NASA has denied any of the, of this. Those lions. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-903.33 is the phone number.

So I wanted to thank you to Auto Nation. Auto Nation in North Richland Hills, Texas. That's where I bought my last car that I just bought my Rolls Royce. And they look, look down on me. If you can afford a rolls, you'd buy one too. It's a used one.

It's not like I could afford a new one. And remember I talked about how there was an issue with the steering shaft intermediate coupler. It made the noise driving me insane. and there was an issue. And anyway, long story short, why would I do that? That's dumb.

They have fixed it. And they fixed it out of the, they took care of it. They fixed the problem. They were more than happy to do it. And I just wanted to say thank you. Auto Nation. Because I know I may have said a couple of things

that well, they were unfounded. They weren't at the time, but they are now. So I just want to thank them very much. If you have an opportunity to purchase a car online or in person at Auto Nation, North Western Hills, Texas, you go right ahead. There's fine people that work there. There's no deal. I get told them, I get asked my ears,

I don't satisfy your plug-old. There's no deal. There's no deal. I just want to thank them because I beat them. up on the air at the time. Because, you know, remember they gave me such a heart? The guy said, it's not a safety issue. We don't have to fix it.

You bought the use car as is. That's the way you get it. It's not like the old days. Sorry. You're a little bit. Oh, you're a post-it note with how much it'll cost to fix it if you want to pull it in. We can probably get you in next Tuesday. We know it's Friday, but it's the next we can get you in the next Tuesday.

And I may have been a little angry hearing that. when there was no need because in the end they took care of it. And they fixed it, they got it done. I no longer have the steering shaft intermediate coupler noise in my rolls. I mean, look, look, if you see me in it, it probably doesn't look like a rolls, but it's my, it's my rolls, okay? It's my rolls. So, all right.

So we talked about the lady who ran over the purse snatcher in, a Walmart parking lot. There's also a story out of Oklahoma. Another Walmart story. A woman 29 found dead in the women's bathroom in Oklahoma. 29-year-old was in a cubicle, a bathroom stall, dead. Sad. No one knows why she was there.

What she was doing in Oklahoma. It was quite a ways away from where she lived. No one knows why she was there in Tulsa at the Walmart. But what makes this story even more interesting, aside from the fact that no one knows why she was there, I mean, you can guess, right? She lived 50, I think 50 miles away, something like that. There was no reason for her to be there.

And 50 miles in Texas, I mean, really 50 miles in Texas is, nothing. But it's not where she's from and, you know, no one knows why she was there. You can make the assumption that maybe she was there buying something that Walmart doesn't sell. Perhaps she purchased it outside of the Walmart. You know, a product that you wouldn't want people seeing you take.

So you would say, I don't know, go into a bathroom stall to take that substance or that product. and then you would leave. So she goes into the stall and she, an employee comes in, employee comes in on a Friday and says, how come that door is locked? I must be out of order and slaps an out of order sign on it.

Now Walmart are usually pretty proud of themselves on the employees they hire, but I would say that that particular employee may need to be, to have some retraining. Oh, look, this door won't open. I won't bend down to see if anyone's in there. I'm just going to slap an out of order sign on it. Don't have to clean that stall tonight and move on.

So three days later, the maintenance guy comes in and says, what the heck? Nobody told me about this out of order toilet. And he, you know, Jimmy's open the stall and there she's like, but it's not funny. But she's laying in this stall. She's laid in that stall for like three days. Now that's sad in itself, but no one knows actually why she was there, which is even doubly sad. But I would say that perhaps if you work for a retail, any type of retail store that has multiple stalls with closing doors. If one hasn't opened in quite some time, this is a rule of thumb on my part?

don't just slap an out of order sign on the outside. At least check. At least bend down. You don't even have to bend down all the way. Just bend down and see if you can, I don't know, see somebody dead in the stall. Or you can just slap the sign out and walk away. Whatever. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze. Radio Network. 8903.33 is the phone number. You know, I'm still stuck on the 29-year-old in Tulsa. Sad. You know, it's such a sad way to go. And I don't know that they...

I mean, there's always... It doesn't matter. Whatever way you die is sad. I know. But... Do you want to die in a Walmart toilet stall? Really? Is that what you're looking forward to?

Really? And then on top of dying in the Walmart toilet stall, Dingleberry from the fishing rod department walks in and goes, well, must be out of order. You just stab a sign on it. And so nobody cleans it for three days. Okay. Come on.

Now, they're saying that her death isn't suspicious. So you wonder, I mean, the videotape shows are going in, and then she goes into the restroom. So it's not like she bought cyanide. It's not like she bought that at the store. So it could be anything. Anyway, it's just sad.

Just sad. The one thing we do know, about that particular story is it's in Tulsa. Now, we have signed up for the Walker Stalker Con that's taking place in a Tulsa the first of the next month. They have not gotten back to us because we were going to go there.

We were going to do talking fear and talking, walking dead and do some interviews and has spent the weekend in Tulsa. I spent a weekend there. Not like a lifetime. They've not gotten back to us. And I'm a little, I'm starting to get a little hurt.

Starting to feel a little twinge in my heart like they're thinking about, oh yeah, you know, you pass this been denied. We really appreciate you inquiring about coming here. And we hope you talk about us. And we really appreciate it. But, yeah, no. Now nothing is going to stop you from coming. to Tulsa and spending the money to come inside and walk around.

You'll be able to interview anyone or bring any equipment, but you can come. Oh, thank you. So both those particular places are in the great state of Oklahoma. I have a good friend of mine who is from Texas, born and raised, born in Big Spring, Texas, lives right here in Dallas, lives right here in Dallas. And he doesn't even like living this close to Oklahoma. I don't even like living this close. You can smell it.

So maybe, I mean, maybe he's on to something. But one thing for sure, that is in Florida. And we do like to hear about some crazy stuff that happens in Florida every week all the time. I lived in Florida for many years. I know that Florida is probably number one. Texas is growing, although this week it seems Oklahoma is trying to make a run for something to move up the list a little bit on the crazy stuff that happened. in their state, but Florida is still number one, far and away. And that's why we like to check in with Chuckinflora.com.

Chuckinflora.com, welcome. Greetings from Florida, Jeffie, where I will not be visiting a Walmart bathroom this day. Are you positive about that? Usually I try to do my business before I visit a Walmart. Really? You've been in the Walmart bathrooms? I have to keep them clean. Yeah.

Sure. I do. Seriously. You've now, I mean, most of the Walmart stores and most of them are super centers now. Yeah. They are, you know, the days of the old Walmarts with the two feet wide aisles, barely get one cart down the aisle. Right. Yeah, they've been a lot of them that way. You're right.

Those days are long gone. This is true. So, I mean, their bathrooms are really nice now. They usually have a crew that comes in, except in Tulsa where they just say, up, doors locked. out of order move along now nothing to see here was there a body in there

for three days oh wow I just thought it was I thought it was out of order the door was locked by the way I just wanted to let you know I will not be buying you

anything for our anniversary next week it's our one year anniversary of being on the show together well I mean I already purchased a gift how could I forget something so wonderful

I already purchased a gift how could I I mean, Chuck, this is such a huge, huge addition to the broadcast. I mean, I can't believe it seems it's gone by so fast. I can't believe you kept a straight face this long. No, Chuck, I've got the gift already, right? In my office. God, now I've got to go out and find something, man.

It's not bad enough. I got birthdays and family and stuff. I got to remember this. You know, has it only been a year? Because, oh, man. Wolf. Certainly doesn't seem like a year. I'll tell you that.

12 solid months of weird stories from Florida that should be making the news that maybe aren't. So what do you got for me? So I've got a report of a Florida woman who allegedly stole more than $93,000 of city funds

to pay for her Brazilian buttlift. Did we talk about this? Didn't we talk about this story already? It was $8,500 just for the butt lift, but yeah, she's... We talked about this story already. You're celebrating our anniversary early by drinking. No, we had it on the list.

We didn't talk about it last week. Are you sure? Did we talk about it? I think we did. Wow. I remember this story about the Brazilian buttlift. I remember most Brazilian buttlift stories. Then I'm going to move along like nothing happened.

I'm positive because she stole the city money. Yeah. Maybe I just remember reading about it because I was thinking what an idiot. Why would you do that just for a buttlift? Well, I know I sent it to you last week, but I thought we didn't have time because it was my last story and we didn't get to it but yeah it was a reason there may have been a reason why I didn't get to it yeah see there's sometimes I don't get to things because you choose not to

I think to myself well you know you know the Brazilian butt lift story we can pass that but go ahead yeah yeah so you know she stole the money I guess the city wasn't paying much attention and uh they're due to have an audit and they said there's not a lot of oversight of these funds apparently. Well, that's what happens. That's what happens when you start when you start dipping your hand into the till. Well, she would have been fine, but I guess

you got a little carried away and had dipped too frequently. And so the city was finding out that they were short on funds at the end of the year. Yeah. Yeah. You end up thinking, especially even if you're going to pay it back, you think you're going to pay it back and you keep track of it. You go, okay, well, it's only a thousand.

You know, no problem. I got to get this back and I'll pay it back gradually. And you might put 100 back in. So you got like nine hundred. Yeah. Start to pay it back. In this case, it was $61,000. Well, I know.

Yeah, you know, but then you decide, you know what, I need a butt lift. Right. And so look, there's 60 grand there. I can take it. Nobody knows. I'll put it back. Yeah. I'll put it back.

Everybody would be so so happy to see my new Brazilian buttlift that they're going to give me cash. And then there's that time where she took a $31,000 out over the course of 36 credit card charges to her supervisor's card. Yeah, you know, another $500 to a co-worker's card. It totals up after a while, but I mean, you know, eventually they're going to see it, I think. Nobody knows. All right. What's the ice cream story with the deputy?

McDonald's beating over a broken ice cream machine because I got to tell you, the McDonald's ice cream machine that's broken pisses me off, too. I was just going to say, can you not relate to this? I'm just about there with you, you know? I'm thinking Daytona Beach, three customers are upset. They're in the drive-thru. We just want some damned ice cream. It's 98,000 degrees in Florida right now, and we wanted some cool ice cream. But make matters worse when they go into the store and complain, apparently there was a customer eating ice cream there.

So either they had just taken the machine down for maintenance and they didn't get there in time or they're being lied to. So they jumped the counter and start beating the hell out of the employees. good somehow I knew you were going to sympathize with this good I can't tell you how frustrating it is to go to McDonald's and say or make them order a big order which is about a million dollars now right and then in that order

well you know instead of you know what I won't and this is you know for those of us that are watching our weight you'd say oh you know I won't order the chocolate shake but while they're while they're bringing up the order hey give me an ice cream cone it's only a buck. Give me an ice cream phone.

One of the single ice cream calls and I'll just, you know, I'll just have an ice cream cone while I wait for the order to come. Not that I would ever do that. But it's a way to do that.

Even if the times when you're not watching you're waiting on the chocolate shake, you get the ice cream cone too. But that's another story. But then they say, oh no, we're sorry, sir.

The ice cream machine is down. I mean, I just want to walk out. Forget the whole order. Yeah. At that point, it's like, okay, I've had enough, you know, frustrated. But to make matters worse,

you're in the dry, through and you know they screw you in the drive-through to quote the documentary you know one of those things what what where which documentary is that chuck um i believe it was uh one of the um mirtaw uh was the character or i'm the police officer that was in the documentary the name is escaping me now um lethal weapon yeah yes the second yes it was there you go danny glover i believe it was the second one, right? Yes. Yes, it was. So, you know, when you have one of those documentaries that show you,

they screw you at the drive-thru to make it PG, and you walk in and people are eating ice cream, what are you going to do? And then they tell you that the ice cream machine is broken. How could the ice cream machine be broken? If people are sitting here eating ice cream, that's all I'm asking.

Yeah, apparently a melee ensued. They jumped the counter and people pulling hair and the three women that got into a fight were eventually arrested. Well, that's a shame. And I hope they are, I hope they're let go fast enough. And I hope the McDonald's employees suffer.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see them fix that with a kiosk. No. There you go. Bastards. Another favorite story from the week has to be the guy who's a sheriff's deputy in Pinellas County,

who was arrested, I'm sorry, he wasn't arrested, he was let go for having alleged pornographic material, racist memes, and various other things that were offensive. And he was part of the program where they're supposed to be training people to replace those who were not in certain sectors that didn't get hired often, like minorities and women and so forth. and I guess he found that he had to turn in his cell phone and they found all kinds of nasty stuff on it. Why did you have to turn into cell phone?

Yeah. Corporal Papp has 46 had to resign from the agency. And there is a quote here that would give you an example. If you know, you were you were looking for something to say this is pretty bad. Let's get this guy out of here. He was talking about the women's march against Trump shortly after he was elected. And it said here that in one day Trump, Trump, got more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama did in eight years. That's an old one.

It is. Yeah, I mean, that's a, that's just a, that was just a stupid meme. He's in trouble for having that. Well, that, apparently he, I mean, sorry, that, that's a fact. That, I mean, you can't fire a police officer for showing facts. Well, he did show his genitals on the shooting range and took photos of it. I guess that was something they didn't appreciate to. I mean, that could be an issue.

You're right. That could be an issue. You're not supposed to take pictures. Well, I mean, you're going to take tea on the range with you. You shouldn't bring tea bags. I'm sorry. Was that too far? It's sad.

It's sad. Okay. Moving on. Now we're not moving on. We're not going to move on. We're not moving on. We're leaving it as sad. We're not moving on.

So, Chuck and Florida.com, we're leaving it. It's sad. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze, Radio, Network. 8.903.33 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA.

I'm still kind of reeling over the ice cream. Okay? You know how devastating it is. And I use the word devastating because it is twofold. Sometimes they get you where it's really bad. If you can pull into the drive-thru, let's say, oh, you know what sounds good? Let's just get a McDonald's ice cream going.

It's a buck. and some McDonald's charges a dollar some McDonald's charges a dollar 20 they need to work on that whole pricing index but you know that you're not going to spend more than a buck 50 for the McDonald's cone it's not an ice cream cone it's a cone I'm reminded of that because it's not ice cream so the cold frozen kind of frozen substance that looks kind of like ice cream that they put in a cone that's worth a buck. If you pull into the drive-thru and they go, I just want a cone.

Oh, we're sorry, the ice cream machine is down today, sir. Most of the time, you can still get out of the drive-thru. Oh, crap. Anything else we can help you with? No. And you can pull out. But, now maybe perhaps it's me because of, you know,

there's more people with me all the time that want ice cream. and that's not just me that pulls into McDonald's eight times a day and you pull in the drive-thru and you order the cold and you get in where you can't get out now you're in the drive-thru

you can't get out you already ordered and you get up to the window and oh I'm sorry sir the ice cream machine is down I didn't realize that when I took your order so anything else

we can help you with no this is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network the experiment was a success Begin life force reboot program. Now. Stand clear.

Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to the broadcast. Hour number three on July 1st, 2017. Yes. Are you like me looking?

forward to going to the fireworks on the fourth and seeing beautiful explosions in the sky. No. But I did find a kind of a cool place to watch some fireworks last year, so we'll see if we can no one knows about it.

It's a secret place. So I hope you have a good holiday weekend. I know what's just getting started now. Some people still have to, I mean, those of you in retail are like, what are you talking about? We're still working. I know. on behalf of people who frequent your establishments, thank you.

Appreciate it. And then those of you, some of you may have to work on Monday. I mean, Fourth of July, like on a Tuesday and Wednesday, that sucks. Unless you could take the whole thing off. I mean, if you could take, say, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday off. I mean, right? And plus this is the fourth. Who wants to work on the fifth?

You're out late shooting off fireworks. You've burned your hand with a couple of sparklers, right? You've burned the kid with a Roman candle. You didn't mean to shoot it like that, but it fired backwards and burned some skin off the kid. Right? You don't want to go to work on the fifth. You're like, that's going to be a day off too.

So anyway, we hear at the Blaze Radio Network. be airing a special Monday and Tuesday, regularly programming, resuming on Wednesday the 5th. Starting with Doc Thompson and then Glenn Beck, then Michael Pelka, then Chris Salcedo, then Pat and Stu, then Buck Sexton.

You're that your live lineup Monday through Friday right here on the Blaze Radio Network. We have programming this weekend for you. All our shows are on, regular programming. some will be uncore presentations others will be new material

but the regularly scheduled programming is on on the Blaze Radio Network this weekend enjoy the special hosted by Doc Thompson Chaos and Clarity it would be fascinating to see listen to how all the final three hours were put together

because there was some interesting interviews from Doc and some of the hosts here on the Blaze Radio Network. We all participated in the special. I don't know how much they used. It'll probably be, and joining us is Jeff Fisher. Thank you, Doc. And now, Mike Brubhead.

Wait, I didn't even. Welcome to Chaos and Clarity. Joining us on the program, Jeff Fisher. Hey, Doc, yep, sure is chaotic out there. And now, Mike Brumhead joins us. Mike. And they'll have, and now Michael Pelka. Chris Salcedo joins us for three hours.

So we'll see how that works out. But anyway, we're here for you. I myself, I put down the fist, man. I said, gosh darn it. This is a working weekend. And whether it's raining or sunshiny, wherever you're at, we're on the air, the Blaze Radio Network. darn it

we're here for you and I'm looking at the television screen and they're promoting the show Laugh-in and I apologize for sidetracking but they just had three segments in a row with do you remember Tiny Tim?

That was a weird cat man you can quote me on that he was a weird cat man I mean forget I mean Laughin was created some tremendous characters

and they had a great time but Tiny Tim was a weird cat. It's all I'm saying. Weird cat. So I see a post on the beloved Facebook. And, you know, I get hooked into them just as like you do. You know, you're scrolling through your timeline. You're reading stories about, you know, your cousin,

witness an accident. It was horrific and we got out and we helped the guy. I was just reading one this morning where a lady in my timeline talked about seeing an accident and rushing to the victim and the truck had rolled over and the truck was driving erratically and crashed. Surprise. And she had her daughter call the police

and the guy that dinged into the truck that tipped over was there. Nobody stopped to help. She was out running. She went to help the guy, make sure the guy was okay in the truck. He wasn't in the truck when she got there. He had flown out the window. He was laying on the ground in the back.

And he said, I wasn't driving. I wasn't driving. So I made her think that someone else was driving the car. Come to find out no one else was driving the car. He was driving the car. He was just drunk. One me! I wasn't driving.

I was riding. The person that was driving ran away. But the truck is in your name. I know. And I let that guy that I can't remember his name drive me. Yes, sir. So you get caught up in those stories. And then you get caught up in, I see the headline,

here's what kind of cold-blooded, here's what kind of cold-blooded killer you'd be based on your zodiac sign. And you think, nah and you keep scrolling it then you get to the story where Misty our pet dog

of 20 years just passed away we've been so sad go ahead scroll back to the cold-blooded killer story I mean I love Facebook but there's only so many so many

I'm sad my dog died stories I can take and I am sorry that your dog died but I just want to find out if I would be a cold-blooded killer next to my zodiac sign because I personally believe I would be

all right I believe I would be and of course you know you start reading about them and it's kind of fascinating because you realize ooh this isn't me aries impulsive hotheaded prone to rash decision-making Aryans are the signs who would mistakenly kill someone

to see if they could get away with it. Their downfall would be the cover-up. Taurus. They're concerned with what is fair, good and right. A Taurus would be a vigilante killer. Unfor blood against those who mistreat others. Yeah. The bull hardheaded.

That's me, not them. Gemini, cancer. They said, I'm an Aquarius. So, you know, Leo. Yeah, who cares. A Leo would be able to keep their own horrifying secret because of their need for attention. Huh. A Virgo.

Let's be real. There's no way a Virgo would commit murder and be caught. They're far too methodical and maniacal for that. Nice. Nice. A Virgo would be the type that would commit a series of murders and leave behind clues, zodiac style, just to see if someone was smarter than them. Eventually, they'd grow bored of killing and moving.

on to something else. Plus the idea that people would constantly wondering who committed their crimes to a Virgo, that's almost the best part. Libra. Scorpio. Ooh, Scorpio.

I have a bunch of Scorpios in my life. Cold, cold and collected. That's no kidding. Plus Scorpio's man. Scorpion's got that tail, man, and they love getting back at people. This is your horoscope story here on the

Blaze Radio Network. Call now and we'll give you your horoscope on your daily hodercope. Information needed. Date of birth, time of birth, place of birth, we can help you out. Scorpio. Cold, cold and collected. A Scorpio would make the absolute best contract killer. Out of the 12 signs, a Scorpio would have the least trouble with disassociating their emotions

and feelings and look at each kill like a job. Another plus side, their two. Terrific liars and love to shroud themselves in a certain amount of mystery. Catching a Scorpio and getting a confession would be next to impossible. Making them the perfect hitman. Oof. Now, to myself. Because we've got Sagittarius.

I've got a couple of Sagittarians, too. Sagittarius would probably accidentally kill someone and then spend the next 48 hours figure out how to cover it up. Yeah. They definitely didn't mean to do it. They probably just got carried away. it ended up in the worst-case scenario. As long as the Sagittarius could figure out how to keep their mouth shut,

they'd get away with the murder. But they didn't possibly let something slip, and it would all be over. Right? Capricorn, paranoid, expect the worst from people. They couldn't do it. Pisces, with their hearts firmly planted on their sleeve, a Pisces is most likely to commit a crime of passion. Aquarius,

me. What do you think? What do you think? Does I say I could be a serial killer? A killer? A cold-blooded killer. Here's what kind of a cold-blooded killer you'd be based on your zodiac sign.

I'm an Aquarius. What does it say about Aquarius? And yeah, well, we'll take a quick pull of the room. Yes, me personally, cold-blooded killer. Yes or no? Yes, no. Yes, no. I got a thumbs up in the corner, thumbs down.

No, not that finger. Lord, don't give me, I didn't mean that finger. I just meant the thumb. All right. Aquarius. If you are looking for the sign, most likely to be a sinister, unemotional, stereotypical serial killer look no further than an Aquarius. An Aquarius wouldn't just kill someone because they could.

They would kill someone because it was fun for them. and their tendency towards being unemotional, aloof, and slightly all over the place would make them the most sinister of killers. An Aquarius would definitely make a legendary killer, but no one you'd ever want to be alone with in a room.

I mean, that pretty much sums me up. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher show. You know, sometimes you wonder what people think about, how you look. I know that I am fashion. I have said it forever.

I am fashion. I get it. I understand it. I know it. I live it and breathe it daily. So maybe I should, you know, it's easy for me to judge. But from time to time, I look at the television screen and see someone on the screen and think, dude, why are you wearing that?

Or honey, honey, baby doll. No, don't wear that again. Whoever told you that looked good, lied. there's a guy on MSNBC right now that's part of the panel he's got the jacket on with the thing and the thing and it just and the hair is not trimmed

and he's got facial hair that hasn't really been trimmed and he's just he's got the thing and the thing going on it's not good it's not good and I haven't seen his name pop up on who he is but I realize that it's the 4th of July weekend.

It's July 1st, and it's MSNBC, and it's the show AM Joy, I think it is. Yeah, I am Joy. And I'm sure he's a nice man, but no, honey. Whoever said, oh, that'll look great on TV. No, honey. No, baby, don't. Don't wear that like that. Don't.

I love you, but don't. Because. All right, a couple of fake news stories for you. Both strong fake news stories. Amazingly strong fake news stories. And they're great stories, but there's no way they're real. They're just not. I mean, the stories themselves, you think, wow.

But then they're not real. They're just not. Texas woman who police said packed a weapon in her vagina has been sentenced to probation guilty of drug possession now she was arrested

and she was arrested for I think she had meth and some other marijuana on her and she was arrested and when she got in the back of the car she told the police hey hey hey!

By the way, by the way, I have a pistol in my vagina. Her vagina is her holster. There's no way that's real. Sorry, it's not real. Fake news. Good story? You want to believe it. And you want to say to yourself,

yeah, I can see that happening. No, honey. No, it's not happening. The whole thing over the Castile shooting. in Minnesota where they're, you know, the, they're saying whether you should say whether you have a gun or not, because they're pretending, you know, they're saying that,

well, if he had to say that he was a concealed weapon carrier, he wouldn't have got shot. So you shouldn't have to do it. Well, there are several states, I think nine or ten, where you must say that you have a concealed weapon. Texas is one of them. Which leads me to think that you want to believe this story because it happened in Texas, right?

to happen to Texas. She's at the back of the police car. She may have wanted to say something earlier. I don't know. Maybe she couldn't sit down in the back of the police car comfortably. But she got in and said, hey, guys, officers, hey. By the way. Hey.

By the way. Yeah, I got a gun in my vagina. Fake news. Sorry. Not real. way that happened. Another story, woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant. Now you want to believe that. You want to believe that. I mean, I do. In Charlotte, North Carolina, they say police and fire paramedics were called to a restaurant and it had to close his doors early on Tuesday

when a woman spent 45 minutes in the bathroom causing unbearable inhuman stench. Now, you want to believe something like that. that. You do. That's what makes these fake news stories so good is you want to believe it. You want to believe that quotes like I couldn't breathe, I knew she was in there blasting. I'm not calling it that. The smell was toxic. I thought I was going to take my son to the hospital for sulfur exposure. He was coughing and dry-ratching. The woman is some kind of beast. You want to believe a story like that. You do.

You want to believe that the first responders said, I never had my 30 years on the job as have I ever seen anything so rancid. You want to believe stuff like that, but you can't. You can't. You know why? Because it's fake news. The Jeff Fisher Show.

The Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. I don't know why this rejoined music. All I want to do is go 96Wed. W.O.H.N. I'll take the third caller at 893. W.H. Ed. You rip me off for an Arby's a Jemoga shake.

Free lube from Harry's Auto. And an ice cream cone from McDonald's as long as the machine is working. You know, never mind. Another fake news story. Just a quick fake news story. It's kind of on the fake-ish news story because I believe, you know,

the story actually happened. I just think that it's not. reason that it happened isn't real. The story is this, you know, all over the place saying a couple asked internet to Photoshop out shirtless guy from engagement photo. Regrets it immediately. Okay, so I believe that they, you know, there's actually this couple who put their picture up and asked for someone.

We're having such a hard time, uh, getting rid of this guy. I just can't seem to get this guy out of our picture. So if you could help us Photoshop this guy out of our picture without, cropping it down so it's our engagement photo. I believe that actually happened. Do I believe them that they couldn't do it? No. Because you don't ask the internet to do something like that.

You don't just throw it out there saying, hey, can you, could someone help me Photoshop this guy out of our picture? Because then what happens? People are photoshopping everything into the picture, everything out of the picture. They're moving everybody around. and you get some pretty some of our funny pictures,

some are sad, but you're not getting what you asked for. And you know that going in. There's no way that someone says, we're having trouble getting this guy out of our picture. It's really our engagement photo, and I really want him out of the picture, and I just, you know,

could someone help us on the internet? Stop it. Stop it. Fake news. Now, this story, while hard to believe, I hope it's fake news, but I don't believe that it is. And it's got there. Good luck. All right.

So a convicted child molester recently got out of prison, moves in with his mother. Okay. And, you know, there's all kinds of laws about child molest sex offenders, prohibiting them from living near schools or public grounds. But there's no law that says the child molester can't move in next door to his victim. That's where his mother lived. I want that to be fake news. In fact, I hope it's fake news, but I don't think it is.

You imagine your child gets molested by some. freak, some freak by the name of Harold English. Oh, I probably shouldn't have said his name. Now it's out there. Now it's out there. Oh, no. But he's convicted of molesting this girl when she was a little girl.

And now he moves in next door to her? No. No. If that were to happen in my neck of the woods, there may be, I don't know, I may have to stash a gun somewhere in a body part and go for a walk with Mr. Child molester.

because you're not living next door. My daughter's not seeing you every day. I'm not seeing you every day. I don't care who lives there. I don't care if you need a place to live or not. You can go live somewhere else. And since there isn't a law on the books for that, be prepared for new ones to come out because it's for the children.

And it's also agonizing. No way. No way. no way letting that one happen and Miley Cyrus back in the news Miley

turning her life around says you know she's doing better she's turning her life around she's not she's had enough of the the the freakazzoids and she's

older now she's gone through all of this and she wants to turn her life around and she also said that look I know I was a habitual pot smoker you know, it's been a crazy time for me

and I've just kind of been a you know a good-natured hippie you know. She'd previously described herself as a pansexual free spirit posed in some head-scratching weird photos

some sexual device theme performances she's now though declared herself at the age of 24 a genderless, ageless, no different than an animal species. Okay, then. I think I'm weird because I feel very genderless. I feel ageless. I feel like I'm a spirit soul, not even divided by human being, or I treat the animals the same, or hopefully treat the planet with as much respect

as possible. I feel very much like there's no us and them. There's no me and you. I feel like I'm kind of just I want to be everything and I want to also kind of nothing. I just want to be able to

be myself. Oh, Miley. It may be time for. Just to maybe go back to Dad's house or maybe not go back to Dad's house because Dad's probably a little whacked himself. I don't know him, personally, but it seems that he's been a provider for some of your craziness.

Most crazy people do have a person in their lives, the enabler in their lives, that pushes them over the, it's like someone who can't move anymore and stuck in bed in 600-pound life. They all have their enablers. the people who continue to bring the 600 pound man or woman food

bring me a ticket wipe me off don't touch me so hard they all have their enablers and I think maybe Miley it might be time to rethink to reset to look back on those

exhausting 24 years of your life and think to yourself what can I do to be a better person? Other than, I think I'm weird because I feel very genderless. I feel ageless. You know, I feel like I'm a spirit soul. I'm not even divided by human being.

Treat animals the same. And treat the planet with so much respect. I'm just a genderless, speciousless, ageless being. No, honey. No, honey. Let me talk to you for a little bit. You know that you're 24 years old. You've gotten a lot older since your little Disney days.

You know that. You're aging. You know that, baby. And you know you're a female, a human female. Right, baby? Right. So, even though you feel like you're a genderless, specious, ageless being. and you know I know it feels kind of weird for you to feel genderless and ageless and feel like a spirit soul

just I feel like there's there's no us and them there's no me and you I feel like I'm kind of just I want to be everything I want to be also kind of nothing I just want to be able to be myself Now, some may want to say, Miley, you're bat crap crazy. You're out of your freaking mind. What are you talking about? Lay off the drugs. Okay?

Lay off the booze and relax. Others may want to rethink and just say, no, baby, come here. Let me just give you a hug. It's okay. It's okay, baby. We're not allowed to get you. It's okay.

Let's just go someplace nice and relax for a little while, okay? Oh, okay. Well, you know, I still feel weird because I feel, you know, genderless. I feel ageless. I feel like I'm just a spirit's soul, not even divided by human being or treat the animals the same,

hopefully treat the planet with as much respect as possible. You know, I feel very much like there's, well, you know, there's no us and there's no them. There's no me and you. I feel like I'm kind of just You know, I want to be everything And I want to also be kind of nothing I just want to be, you know, able to be myself

Okay If those aren't song lyrics Then no baby doll You need to go find a Go find a room With some pads in it, okay baby School We'll find a room

Here we go This is the Jeff Fisher show On the Blaze Radio Network That it is and welcome to it. Hope everybody has a great 4th of July. I'm looking forward to, you know, the possibility of, you know, hitting the powerballs. The 4th of July holiday weekend, I figured, hey, you know, I'll play it. I think now it's up to a little over 100 million.

I realize that for most of you listening, that just bumps you into a different tax bracket. I got it. I understand it. But, you know, the 100 million for me, uh, I would be happy to take it. Let's see what the Powerball is here. Powerball jackpot. See if it's up over $120 million.

I don't like to win. I don't want to win anything less than $120. Powerball. Oh, what are we worth? I might have to give my ticket back if it's not worth $120 million. So I'm reading a story about a guy in New York who stopped at a convenience store because he needed air in his tires. And while he's there, he said, ah, give me a lot of money. ticket. And he wins a million bucks.

Come on now. I'm supposed to be happy for him, right? I'm supposed to be happy for him because that ticks me off. I mean, all right. I'm glad you won, but that ticks me off. All right, so the power ball is $106 million. 67.7 million cash value right now if I win it.

I'm taking the $67 million and I'm out. Have a nice day. Have a nice day. good luck. I want to, look, you're not going to win, right? I remember when the Florida lottery first started and you're playing, you know, your paycheck every week for a couple of months and then you realize, well, that was dumb. So you're not going to win.

All right. You're going to win a couple bucks. Everybody's won a few bucks here and there, you know, $4,500. And that's what keeps you along, right? You win the, you win the four numbers for. 500 bucks and you go yes I'm still in I'm close my luck is my tide is turning

no it's not you're not gonna do that odds are way it gets you Jeff you can't win if you don't play I know I know I got it so hopefully by by Saturday we're up you know up to 120 million because it's 106 right now

I'm hoping for at least 70 million cash playout it's only 67 right now Look, you know, just say, will I take it? Sure. Will I be disappointed? Sure. But so after, you know, after tonight, I may be gone. I may be gone.

I know. Look, if I'm like the guy in New York that wins a million, you can't quit out a million. You still have to work with a million bucks. You can, you know, you pay off a couple things. You get to property, you know, buy a couple of nice things. And then you're done. 67 million, I'm out. Okay, so I want you to know, I'm out.

I'll still post a couple of pictures on social media of me waving. You'll know exactly where I am by, oh wait, no, you won't. I mean, I may tell you where I'm at for a little while. If I went 67 million, I'm out. I love to, I'm loving this. I love working for the Blaze Radio Network. Love working with Glenn Beck. love working out the Glenbeck radio program.

I love Patton's too. I can't really say I love Patins too. And I like being here, but 67 million, I'm out. So happy 4th of July. Don't burn your hands with sparklers. Make sure the kids are safe. You know how dangerous they are. Be careful.

You know, they're really fired. Don't let them play with fire. Have a great holiday. We'll see you next week. Take care of yourself and make sure, for whatever you do, don't wear. that god awful shirt for the firewood. This is the Jeff Fisher show

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