Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/1/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 1: YouTube Fails, Pregnant Vigilantism And Jeffy Goes To The Movies
Episode Date: July 1, 2017- Watercooler headlines- Greta out at MSNBC- Congress gets some stuff done- YouTube fails- Woman gets her own brand of justice at a Walmart- Jeffy's son reviews Transformers: The Last KnightFollow Jef...fy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Welcome to it.
How in the world are you?
Happy July 1st, 2017.
My goodness.
This is like the beginning of the July 4th weekend for a lot of people.
Not for us here at the Blaze Radio Network.
Well, not for this particular broadcast here at the Blaze Radio Network.
We are here for you.
Live broadcasting.
Darn it.
That's what we're doing here.
Gosh, darn it.
For those of you that are on the Internet,
you know, because that's how you're listening to the show.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio.
You can always dial the broadcast 888-903 if you wanted to participate.
No worries.
You know, we're here for you.
This week is going to be a shortened week for a lot of people at work.
But for you, those of you that are just hanging out, you know, kind of like.
You know, headlines for the break room.
I don't know what else to call it.
But we'll just go around and so you have an idea of some things that happened around the planet.
Just so that when you're in the break room and somebody says, what happened?
What do you mean?
What happened?
You at least have an idea that, oh my gosh, that this actually happened, right?
For instance, MSNBC, Greta Van Sustra.
She was on Fox News for a long time.
She was at MSNBC.
A lot of people would say, what do you mean?
She was at MSNBC?
Exactly.
Exactly the point.
Now, she had a tremendous, when they got rid of her this week.
If you're in the break room, when you want to say, oh, yeah, I saw because she tweeted a heartfelt tweet.
when she found out she was fired
her heartfelt tweet to all her fans and viewers
I am out at MSNBC
thanks thanks
thanks Greta
sorry to sorry to hear that
ESPN Mike and Mike breaking up
oh my gosh oh no oh no
not the Mike and Mike show
yeah yeah they're breaking up
they only have a couple more months and then
they're moving on to bigger
and greener pastures.
Sorry to see them go.
In politics, you know, you still have the health care bill hanging around out there.
Not fixed at all.
Not sure if that will ever be fixed.
That thing is turning into a nightmare.
And no one is talking about what really needs to be done.
And that's just getting rid of the whole thing and start again.
Or getting rid of the whole thing and then just leaving it to the free market.
system. Oh my gosh, that's a thought. Of course, you still have
Congress people, a very important Congress people. Like
Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee calling for President Trump's
impeachment, calling for him to resign
the worst ever. Maxine Waters,
one of my favorite scenes.
I was going to play the audio for you, but I can't take it, where
she is just a impeach 45, impeach 45 for about three or four minutes.
It's agonizing.
I should actually play it for you because it's just agonizing.
She is horrible.
And one of the things that made that particular town hall wonderful was that she banned all the
Trump people from coming into the town hall as town hall was in her district in California.
I think it's district 45 now.
I'm not sure.
She's changed around some, which is an important point to the story.
Because they have redistrict.
She's a congresswoman, so she's been involved in the redistricting plan in California.
Now, she banned these Trump people from coming into the town hall, and she used the, you know, the surface point of saying, hey, they're not from this district.
They can't come in.
And many of the Trump supporters were not from that particular district.
so by blocking them coming into the town hall, it seemed fair.
Seems like, yeah, that's fair.
They're not from the district.
I know, maybe we should let them in.
It's an open forum town hall, but really the town hall is for Maxine
and the people that vote for her in her district.
So, you know, you kind of get it.
Okay, you don't get to come in if you're not from the district.
But then you realize, hello, Maxine, you don't live in the district anymore either.
So maybe you ought to not show up.
She didn't, for some reason, that point, that point went way beyond Maxine.
She's still close, though.
I mean, she's just around the corner.
This is around the corner, about a block and a half, something like that.
In fact, many people in the neighborhood still think they're supposed to vote for her.
Weird.
One person that was quoted in one of the interviews, I think I remember voting for her.
somewhere along the line.
She's not.
She's not from here.
She didn't live right over there.
That's exactly how the guy sounded too.
The witches are still trying to do their master brew
to get Trump out.
They are brewing.
Remember, we've talked about this in the past.
There was three or four months
where they had it set up to do it with the presence
in the pole of the moon.
But apparently those,
those particular
Witches brew
didn't necessarily
work
Donald Trump was still president
and so they're going to continue to
stir their cauldrons of hate
for Donald Trump
Donald Trump's travel ban
still in effect
I'm sorry the country's travel ban
what am I thinking, sorry
went into effect on Thursday
and I'll forget to ban
six countries
with
high instances of terrorism.
You could say that. Syria, Sudan, Somalia,
Libya, Iran, Yemen.
What that did is
it banned the migrants
from those countries from
coming into the United States.
Now, look,
if you have a parent, a spouse, a child,
a son, a daughter, a son-in-law,
daughter-in-law, brother or sister,
there's an exemption to that man.
You've got to prove it.
You've got to prove it.
But if you come in or try to get in and say,
but my grandpa is here, so grandparents,
grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces,
nieces, nephews, cousins, brother-in-law,
sister-in-laws, no.
Have a nice day.
No, you're not getting in.
it's part of the deal.
Now, it is kind of strange that,
I mean, everyone knows that this is it, right?
I mean, the whole thing, the original plan
was that they needed this ban
so that they could work on getting something
better and getting something done.
Well, it's been months now.
You would think,
it would think to yourself,
maybe they could have figured something out in that time.
I guess not, though.
I guess we needed the ban
in effect, before we can figure anything else out.
I mean, it kind of makes sense, right?
There were a couple of laws passed.
Congress actually did something.
The House passed Kate's law.
That would deny federal grants.
Kate's law would increase the penalties for the deported aliens who try to return
to the United States and caught.
And then the other bill passed by the White House would deny federal grants.
to sanctuary cities.
And, uh,
okay.
I'm fine with that.
I'm not quite sure I understand,
uh,
wanting to be a sanctuary city anyway.
Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
But there's plenty of cities out there that,
uh, feel that they should be,
they want to be a sanctuary city.
So let them be.
Let them be.
In Europe, we had the story of the little baby that the court said, no, the baby needs to die with dignity.
Wait, the baby needs to die with dignity.
Yes, the 10-month-old baby.
Now, the baby suffers from this rare genetic disorder, and the odds of this child surviving are very, very low.
they've tried everything they know how to do in the UK.
And the parents have found a place here in the United States
that will try an experimental process on their son.
The parents have raised on their own with help from people all around the world,
over a million dollars to come to the United States
and try the experimental process.
Parents doing anything to save their child.
Amazing.
The hospital says, you know what,
we're not going to give you your kid.
Now, we're done.
But no, it's our child.
We want to take our child.
We're going to go to the United States
and we're going to try this experimental process
and pray that it works.
Yeah, no.
We're not going to release your kid.
they go to court.
The court says,
yeah, no.
Look, they tried everything they could
and this whole experiment thing.
Your kid's going to die.
So no.
The hospital doesn't have to release
the kid to you and the kid needs to
you know, the kid needs to die with dignity.
Coming to a country near you soon.
Yeah. Do you want that socialized medicine?
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what's happening.
Count on it.
Count on it.
Another great story from Europe.
Volvo, the Swedish company,
talked about their self-driving cars.
Yeah, they're fine.
And the whole, you know, everything is great.
We're working on it.
We're driving on it.
But you know what?
Yeah, the system has a tough time.
tough time identifying kangaroos, deer, elk, caribou, can't quite identify those,
so we're having a problem avoiding those.
Oh, okay.
Perhaps we should not go out on the road with those.
I mean, there might not be a lot of people here in the U.S.
driving around worried about kangaroos, but it's possible.
And in fact, I read a story not long ago about the secret.
Kangaroos here in America.
I should do that story here on the show.
This is a perfect program
for the secret kangaroos in America.
I may find that story and tell you about it later
today because there are
secret kangaroos here in America.
Yeah, they've been spotted.
They have been spotted.
More on the internet.
People wanting to be stars.
People wanting to bask in the glow of stardom on the Internet.
Hundreds of thousands, millions of likes,
subscribing to my YouTube channel.
That's all I want is subscribers.
I want people to watch me on the Internet
and hear what I have to say,
what I have to do, and what I've done.
the other day
yes
I know what I'll do
I'll bury myself alive
in a coffin underground and we'll
you can watch it live
wouldn't that be cool
we'll just bury ourselves alive
for 24 hours
and thousands of people to watch
and it'll be great
and then
you know
I'll be in a
coffin and I'll be underground buried and maybe maybe I might you know die people will watch that
you know and then the couple that wanted to be big stars and bask in the limelight look
I'm going to put this 50 caliber gun I want you to stand a foot away from me and here's a book
an encyclopedia book,
that bullet is not going to go through this book.
So you're going to shoot me with that gun.
But it's not going to shoot me because it's going to go in the book.
Okay?
And we'll be stars because people will say,
oh my gosh, she just shot him.
But it'll be fine because the bullet will be stopped in a book.
And oh, by the way, look, look,
here's another book that I practiced on
that the bullet didn't go through the book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know that the bullet is a different, came from a different gun.
I know it was a smaller gun and, you know, there's that 50 caliber gun that you've got there
pretty much goes through, you know, walls, but it's not going to go through this book
and we'll be stars.
Okay.
Guess what?
Yeah, that 50 Cal?
Yeah, it wasn't stopped by the book.
He's dead.
all to bask in the limelight.
All for likes and subscriptions and subscribe to my YouTube channel.
That's not YouTube's fault.
No, it's the people's fault.
Just walk around in public for a while.
You'll understand why.
Here we go.
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In the headline story, I forgot to mention,
don't forget we had the big shooting,
be ready for more gun control advocates.
We have the doctor who was recently fired,
goes back to the hospital in the Bronx,
kills a woman, wound six others.
And he had his rifle underneath his white jacket,
which I'm sure they will not stop calling an assault rifle.
If you shoot people and are assaulting people,
with any weapon.
It's an assault weapon,
but that's it.
It was an assault rifle.
Ban assault.
Wait,
wait a minute.
It happened where?
In the Bronx?
That's New York, right?
New York, New York, New York.
How did that happen?
Because there are no guns allowed in New York, right?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
All right.
I've got a story coming up after the bottom of the hour here that I have been fascinated with for the last couple days.
And I just cannot, I can't stop watching the video.
I know you can't see the video here on the Blaze Radio Network, although there are cameras remarkably sticking in my face now in this room.
So apparently there's going to be at least one show, a broadcast on some sort of video channel on this network.
So perhaps this show.
and why not?
Why not?
We all got into radio so that we could, you know,
talk on a microphone and be in a room all by ourselves
with sitting our underwear and talk on the radio.
And now we've got cameras everywhere.
So why not?
Why not just have every portion of your life broadcast on a camera?
That's a good idea.
I love it.
I do.
I love it.
There's nothing I want more.
And don't forget, it's holiday weekend.
So Monday and Tuesday,
We've got the big chaos and clarity broadcast, a special hosted by Doc Thompson.
Everybody stopped in.
I mean, I stopped in.
I heard the promo.
I didn't hear the mention on the promo of, you know, Jeff Fisher being a chaos and clarity special.
If they edited me out of that special, there's going to be somebody who's going to have a talk to.
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So, this story, I have not, if I tweeted it out the other day, and I'll tweet it out again today because this lady runs over a guy in a parking lot.
That's the video.
The video shows an SUV running over, chasing down a guy and running him over in a parking lot.
And you see it hit the guy and you see a purse fly up into the air at the end.
And you hear the lady, there's a comment of the person that's videotaping it.
And I could not stop watching the video.
Well, what happened was this guy who's running from the SUV,
was stealing a pregnant lady's purse out of her car.
She is pissed.
Okay?
Christine Braswell, five months pregnant.
She catches this guy, Robert Rains,
rummaging through her purse in the Walmart parking lot in North Carolina.
So her comment is when I walked out of Walmart,
He had her purse, was pulling on all her stuff out.
Told the man, put it down and asked what he was doing.
She then confronted him and he ran away.
So the lady starts chasing him, but she's five months pregnant and she starts running after him.
And she's, ah, I can get my car run him and get the car.
She gets in the car and she runs after him.
Only she runs him down.
She runs him down.
It was amazing.
Runs over him.
Now, fortunately.
you know, he's okay,
which is pretty amazing because it looks like he
I mean,
it looks like she hit him hard
and the purse flies up.
Now, he was taking the hospital,
but he's only had minor injuries.
Now, he is charged
with felony breaking and entering,
larceny, misdemeanor damage to property,
and she also claimed that he broke the screens
on her iPad and her phone.
I mean, I want to believe her.
But if you get robbed, it's common, I would say that it's common practice.
Not from me.
Because it's illegal.
Do you want to pad the insurance a little bit?
Oh yeah, that debt was already there.
You know, that back corner panel, that must have hit the shopping carts when I ran him over.
Everybody wants to pad a little bit.
So, yeah.
Oh, yeah, the screen's on the iPod.
Yeah, that was, yeah, he broke those two.
So, and I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on those.
But she gets charged too.
She's charged with misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon.
Now, she's fortunate that the guy is still alive and had, you know, minor injuries, according to the story.
Minor injuries.
the tire mark on his back will go away in about five years.
That's the minor injury on Raines' back.
I mean, it's possible that the police are...
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
That little...
Ah, that rubber will come out and will work its way out.
Don't worry about it.
That's a minor injury.
But as much as I enjoyed,
and I, you know, it is a...
enjoyable. And it's even more enjoyable once you know why this car is chasing him and runs him
down. I mean, the first time you watch you, you don't know exactly why. And you watch the video and you go,
holy crap. This is ran them down, man. Then you find out, you know, what actually happened. And you
think your first thought is good, good. And then you have to think a little bit. Right. You got to
all right, should you really be chasing someone down like that?
Is it worth it?
Is it worth putting your child, your five-month-old at risk,
you at risk, your vehicle at risk?
Now you're putting your legality at risk because you're going to be charged.
Fortunately, you know, fortunately he didn't die.
Because then you're, you know, you're really being charged with other,
something other than, you know, misdemeanor.
assault with the deadly weapon.
So I'm not really sure how to take that because we all want to say,
good.
That's just going to back up, backed up, ran him over again.
That's what I would have done.
I'd have backed up and ran him over again, bastard.
Take my purse.
Would you?
Would you?
Would you?
I don't know.
Well, you want to and you want to feel good about it.
And God bless her.
I'm glad everybody's okay, especially her and the baby.
The guy, you know, I'm glad he's okay.
I hope the minor injuries actually does include, you know,
a tire print on his back for the next four or five years.
Where do you got a tire print as a tattoo?
No, it just hasn't gone away yet.
That's where the lady ram me over.
a couple years ago and I was coming through a purse
in a Walmart parking lot.
I mean, he takes off.
He does not have the moves
like Jagger through that parking lot
because it's a straight run and she
downs him, man.
Boom.
So it looks worse than it was actually because
you know, he's fine degrees.
But it really
would you do it?
Do you see yourself
running someone down?
I mean, I get the whole good.
I get that.
But, man, when, when you really think about running someone over for a purse,
and I get the heat of the moment, you're pissed,
especially a pregnant woman.
Holy crap.
She was probably out of her mind.
and A, who's going to, is there, is there, there's no jury that's going to convict her.
And misdemeanor, you know, the misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon, that probably goes in front of a judge.
So the judge would actually probably have to fine her.
Although the judge might say, good, although they can't really say that, can they?
No, the judges have to be, you know, we're sorry for what happened to you.
And we know that it's a crime.
and Mr. Raines will be dealt with appropriately,
but people can't be taking the law
and apprehending criminals into their own right.
Yeah, we can, Your Honor.
Your Honor, I'm back here.
Can I, go to sit down, fat man.
No, I just want to say that we can't.
Can't take a law into our own hands sometimes
and we're like, we're the first responders.
You know, we can do that.
Now sit down, contempt.
But you can't be taking the law to your own hands.
Just can't.
But it was really funny, and I'm glad that she,
I'm glad that she's okay, most importantly,
and the baby's okay.
But I can actually see that particular incident.
I can see that happening more from women than men.
Like me, I see the guy running away.
I'm like, eh.
I'm not chasing after him.
for damn sure.
This guy joking around with me yesterday at the car dealership.
Oh, I have to thank the car dealership too.
At the car dealership talking about the only time I run is if somebody pulls a gun on me.
You know what?
I'm probably not even running then.
Somebody starts shooting.
I'm not right.
No, no.
Shoot me or go on, but I'm not.
It's not, I'm not running.
No.
That running whole thing is not going to happen.
So I can see that happening with more female than,
males where the females like you son
and run him down
where the guy's like
he's already running
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now last week was the opening
weekend of Transformers.
I went to see it on Friday night.
And I talked about a little bit on the Saturday broadcast last week.
And I didn't bring in my Transformer expert, my son Maximus, to review the movie.
So in the last past week, I mean, the movie has dropped huge, a huge, 82% drop from Friday to Friday, which is almost unheard of.
So it, I mean, it clicked off.
It's going to be lucky to make, you know, 240 million.
The reviews were horrible for it.
I will say that my personal in-home transformer expert,
who has graced us with his presence today.
Hello.
Maximus Fisher.
Has not talked a lot about it in the house.
Now, granted, they don't let me hang around the house much,
So, I mean, I try to, I'm only there a little while from time to time in the evening.
But normally he's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, about Transformers.
And I haven't heard much from you about this latest movie.
So do you, did you like it?
Yes, I very much enjoyed it.
It was, in my opinion, it was a really good movie.
Okay.
Now, I know that you're biased towards Transformers.
in and of itself
but
they
all the reviews
two and a half hours
machines
fighting machines
machines
other things
just blowing up
a little wishy-washy story
what did you like most about it
personally I did like
having the new
characters show up and the old ones
showing up as well like Megatron
it was cool seeing him
and Barricade was cool too
it was cool seeing Barricade again.
Did you enjoy Anthony Hopkins?
He was really good in the movie, yes.
Did you enjoy how they brought history,
how they tried to bring history back in with the Transformers as far as King Arthur?
Yes, that was actually really cool.
I know my mom liked it because she's a big fan of King Arthur's stuff.
Don't let that cloud your judgment.
I'm not.
Okay, don't let that.
No, that's bad.
All right, so I'm looking at the rating of the Transformers movie,
and this one appears to be darn near the worst.
according to all the record books.
So I'm looking at this ranking and see if you agree with this.
Okay.
All right, the Transformers movies.
The Transformers, Age of Extinction is number five.
All right.
Worst to best.
All right.
Then Revenge of the Fallen.
Right?
Then Dark of the Moon.
We're getting better.
Then the regular first Transformers.
And then number one would,
be Transformers the animated movie.
Now, I loved the Transformers animated movie from 1986.
That one is great.
In my opinion, it's a classic.
That's why we have you here for your opinion.
My opinion is I do not agree with that list.
I love all the Transformers movies,
but worst to best, that would not be my list.
Really? What would you say it would be the best?
The best one.
If we're just going to the live action movies, it would definitely be Age of Extinction for me.
Really?
I loved The Last Night. Don't get me wrong.
But I loved Age of Extinction.
I think you agreed with most of the people.
This last one's pretty much stunk.
No, it didn't.
This one, it was good.
I liked it.
I'm not lying.
I'm definitely getting it on Blu-ray release day if I can.
Are you?
Yes.
Are you definitely getting a job to pay for that?
I have money.
All right, I'm just best with you.
I'm just messing with you.
So number one is?
The number one for me, age of extinction,
but I would rank the original 1986 movie
a little higher than that
just because of how classic it is.
But if we're going just the live actions,
it would be age of extinction for me.
And then this last one,
this last movie that we just saw last weekend
that has dropped, got horrible reviews,
it's the worst one ever,
what's Michael Bay thinking,
it's all confused,
nothing but blown up, nothing there.
Is that the last one?
Is that the last on the list, no matter what?
No, not for me.
What's the last one?
The last one on the list for me,
that's a tough one.
I think...
That's why I'm asking you.
I'm not sure.
Because if I rank the line,
action movies just in general
from best to worst
yeah what's the worst or for me it would be
best to least best
how I would go it
would be age of extinction
Transformers 1
then I think
Revenge of the Fallen
and then Dark of the Moon
I love Dark I love Dark of the Moon
I will binge all those movies in like a day
if I could
I would
Except you can't do that
because then you wouldn't have a job.
Oh, wait.
I've done it before.
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