Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/1/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Life In Some Places, Death In Others

Episode Date: July 1, 2017

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. What am I doing? Network. 8889033 is the phone number. So earlier this week, we got news that NASA rover on Mars sent back photos, a pair of curious photos from March that showed what many believe is proof that there was a genuine spaceship and bones visible on Mars. Many people, many alien enthusiasts,

believe this shows life on Mars. Fossilized bones coming out of the ground on Mars. NASA, of course, denying like they always do and there's more and more overwhelming news that humans

and other beings have been and are on Mars and these bones are just a small piece of the Mars pie Robert David Steele an American activist, former CIA, was on a radio talk show hosted by the

Alex Jones. And he, well, you know what? I'll let them tell you. This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. so that once they get to Mars,

they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. Wait. There's all kinds of- Look, I know 90% of the NASA missions are secret, and I would told by high-level NASA engineers, that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on, but then it goes off into all that.

I mean, that's the kind of the media jumps on, but we see a bunch of, I'll stop for just a second. I want to get, I will get back to the slaves being sent to Mars, but can we just back that up a little bit? I think that's the host, Alex. Jones. I'm not positive if that's Alex or if that's David Steele, but who talks about being, uh, he's been told by high level NASA people that all kinds of things are going on.

Right. Is that what he's been? Can we hear that again? Well, there's all kinds of. Well, look, I know 90% of the, of the, of the, of the NASA missions are secret by high level level NASA engineers that that, that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know, that's kind of immediate. So, yeah. Please play it again. 90%. I've been told by high-level NASA engineers, we have no idea what's going on.

Is that right? Please play it again. Look, I know 90% of the NASA missions are secret. And I would told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know, that's the kind of thing. The media jumps on.

But I know this, we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars. and people say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. They go, oh, your conspiracy terrorist. Clearly they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off. Right. Right. Right.

Thank you. Thank you. Now, Steele said we actually believe there's a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So for those of you, that are using children as sex slaves, perhaps a 20-year ride isn't the smartest thing to do because they're not children by the time they get there. But hey, what do I know?

But look, 90% of the NASA projects are secret. We know that. We know that. We also know that Alex Jones, the radio talk show host, who you heard interviewing Steele, has been told by high-level NASA engineers that all kinds of stuff is going on. Disprove that is what I'm asking. Okay?

Disprove that. Now, I will say this, that NASA has kind of responded. They've responded with, yeah, no. Yeah, you know, no. That really hasn't. Not that they needed to respond. And of course, you would naturally assume that NASA would deny

running a child slave colony on Mars. Right? But when you have the bones coming back, you'll have the pictures from the rover coming back. that looks like a ship, it looks like bones protruding from the ground. I mean, you either have to say,

hold the press conference. Oh, yes. We at NASA have been running a child slavery. I can't even say it with a straight face. Yes, we had NASA have been running a child slavering on Mars. We know that many of you believe that, travel to Mars is not been happening except for rovers, but we've been sending sex slaves to Mars for years now.

But they're not going to do that. NASA is not going to do that. What are they going to do? They're going to deny the interplanetary conspiracy. Let me get this straight. NASA is running a sex slave. child slave ring from Earth to Mars

but we have to hitch a ride on a spaceship from Russia even just to go to the space station that seems kind of strange what do you think that Elon Musk I mean maybe Elon Musk is a smoke screen that's why he's getting all that government money he's a smokescreen so that NASA is able to deny

running kidnapped children to Mars we have to deny that. Elon can't even make a ship to go to Mars yet. What do you mean? We're not running a sex slave ring of children to Mars that end up not being children by the time they get to Mars. But hey, but I mean, listen, I'm going to replay the interview from the Alex Jones radio program.

And according to this article, it airs on 118 stations. I'd be fascinated to see a list of those 114 stations, but it airs on 140. I'm just going by the story. And this is a riveting interview with David Steele. This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped

and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There's all kinds of... Right? Look, I know 90% of the NASA missions are secret. And I'm told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There's so much stuff going on.

But then it goes off into all that. I mean, you know, that's the kind of media jumps on. But I know this. We see a bunch of a mechanical wreckage on Mars. And people say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. Like, oh, you're a conspiracy terrorist. Clearly they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn them off.

Clearly, they don't want us to look into what's happening. I want to understand exactly. what Alex is saying so that I understand completely what he's saying. So please replay with Alex because I'm fascinated by his proof.

Look, I know 90% of the NASA mission is a secret I'm told by high level NASA engineers. You have no idea. There's so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that. But then it goes off and all that. The media jumps on.

But that's the stuff that the media jumps on. That's the stuff that the media jumps on. Media jumps on all that. So 90% of the NASA missions are secret. NASA high-level engineers have told them that all kinds of stuff is going on. And the media jumps all over that. Am I right? Okay.

I want to clarify. Go ahead. We see a bunch of a mechanical wreckage on Mars. People say, oh, look, it looks like, you know, mechanics. They go, oh, you're a conspiracy terrorist. Clearly, they don't want us looking into what's happening. Every time probes go over, they turn on. off. Clearly they don't want us to look into what's happening. Clearly. And that's exactly

why NASA has denied any of this. Those lying. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. So I wanted to say thank you to Auto Nation Auto Nation in North Richland Hills, Texas. That's where I bought my last car

that I just bought my Rolls Royce. And they, look, don't look down on me. If you can afford a rolls, you'd buy one too. It's a used one. It's not like I could afford a new one. And remember I talked about how there was an issue with the steering shaft intermediate coupler. It made the noise driving me insane.

And there was an issue. And anyway, long story short, why would I do that? That's dumb. They have fixed it. And they fixed it out of the, they took care of it. They fixed the problem. they were more than happy to do it. And I just wanted to say thank you.

Auto Nation. Because I know I may have said a couple of things that, well, they were unfounded. They weren't at the time, but they are now. So I just want to thank them very much. If you have an opportunity to purchase a car online or in person at Auto Nation, Northridge and Hills, Texas, you go right ahead. There's some fine people.

There's no deal. I get told, I get asked my ears, I'm not satisfied your plug-old. There's no deal. There's no deal. I just want to thank them because I beat them up on the air at the time. Because, you know, remember they gave me such a heart,

the guy said, it's not a safety issue. We don't have to fix it. You bought the use car as is. That's the way you get it. It's not like the old days. Sorry. They're a limit. Oh, here's a post-it note with how much it'll cost to fix it

if you want to pull it in. We can probably get you in next Tuesday. We know it's Friday, but it's the next week. We can get you in the next Tuesday. And I may have been a little angry hearing that when there was no need because in the end they took care of it. And they fixed it, they got it done. I no longer have the steering shaft intermediate coupler noise in my roles.

I mean, look, look, if you see me in it, it probably doesn't look like. liquor rolls, but it's my, it's my rules. Okay, it's my rules. So, all right. So we talked about the lady who ran over the purse snatcher in a Walmart parking lot. There's also a story out of Oklahoma. Another Walmart story. A woman 29 found dead in the women's bathroom in Oklahoma.

29 year old was in a cubicle, a bathroom stall, dead. sad. No one knows why she was there. What she was doing in Oklahoma. It was quite a ways away from where she lived. No one knows why she was there in Tulsa at the Walmart. But what makes this story even more interesting, aside from the fact that no one knows why she was there.

I mean, you can guess, right? She lived 50, I think 50 miles away, something like that. There was no reason for her to be there. And 50 miles in Texas, I mean, really 50 miles in Texas is nothing. But it's not where she's from. And no one knows why she was there. You can make the assumption that maybe she was there buying something that Walmart doesn't sell. perhaps she purchased it outside of the Walmart,

you know, a product that you wouldn't want people seeing you take. So you would say, I don't know, go into a bathroom stall to take that substance or that product. And then you would leave. So she goes into the stall and she dies. An employee comes in. Employee comes in on a Friday. and says, how come that door is locked?

It must be out of order and slaps an out of order sign on it. Now, Walmart is usually pretty proud of themselves on the employees they hire, but I would say that that particular employee may need to have some retraining. Oh, look, this door won't open. I won't bend down to see if anyone's in there.

I'm just going to slap an out of order sign on it. Don't have to clean that stall tonight and move on. So three days later, the maintenance guy comes in and says, what the heck? Nobody told me about this out of order toilet. And he, you know, Jimmy's open the stall. And there she's like, it's not funny. But she's laying in the stall. She's laid in that stall for like three days.

Now that's sad in itself. But no one knows actually why she was there, which is even doubly sad. But I would say that perhaps. If you work for a retail, any type of retail store that has multiple stalls with closing doors, if one hasn't opened in quite some time, this is a rule of thumb on my part? Don't just slap an out of order sign on the outside. At least check. At least bend down.

You don't even have to bend down all the way. Just bend down, see if you could, I don't know, see somebody dead. in the stall. Or you just slap the sign out and walk away. Whatever. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show returns

on the Blaze Radio Network. 8903-33-93 is the phone number. You know, I'm still stuck on the 29-year-old in in Tulsa. sad. You know, it's such a sad way to go. And I don't know that there's, there's always it doesn't matter, whatever way you die is sad. I know. But do you want to die in a Walmart

toilet stall? Really? That's what you're looking forward to? Really? And then on top of dying, in the Walmart toilet stall. Dingleberry from the fishing rod department walks in and goes, well, must be out of order. You just stab a sign on it. And so nobody cleans it for three days.

Okay. Come on. Now they're saying that her death isn't suspicious. So you wonder, I mean, the videotape shows are going in, and then she goes into the restroom. So it's not like she bought cyanide.

It's not like she bought that at the store. So it could be anything. Anyway, it's just sad. It's just sad. The one thing we do know about that particular story is it's in Tulsa. Now, we have signed up for the Walker StockerCon. that's taking place in a Tulsa the first of the next month.

They have not gotten back to us because we were going to go there and we were going to do talking fear and talking walking dead and do some interviews and has spent the weekend in Tulsa. I spent a weekend there. Not like a life dance.

They've not gotten back to us. And I'm a little, I'm starting to get a little hurt. Starting to feel a little twinge in my heart Like they're thinking about, ah, yeah, you know, you pass this been denied. We really appreciate you inquiring about coming here, and we hope you talk about us,

and we really appreciate it, but, yeah, no. Nothing is going to stop you from coming to Tulsa and spending the money to come inside and walk around. You won't be able to interview anyone or bring any equipment, but you can come. Oh, thank you. So both those particular places are in the, great state of Oklahoma. I have a good friend of mine who is from Texas, born and raised,

born in Big Spring, Texas, lives right here in, just in Dallas, lives right here in Dallas. And he doesn't even like living this close to Oklahoma. I don't even like living this close. You can smell it. So that maybe, I mean, maybe he's out to something. But one thing for sure, that is in Florida. And we do like to hear about some crazy stuff that has to be. I mean, happens in Florida every week all the time. I lived in Florida for many years. I know that Florida is probably number one. Texas is growing, although this week it seems Oklahoma is trying to make a run for something

to move up the list a little bit on the crazy stuff that happens in their state. But Florida is still number one, far and away. And that's why we like to check in with Chuckinflora.com. Chuckinflora.com, welcome. Greetings from Florida, Jeffie, where I will not be visiting a Walmart bathroom this day. Are you positive about that? Usually I try to do my business before I visit a Walmart. Really?

You've been in the Walmart bathrooms. I have to keep them clean. Yeah. Sure. I do. How seriously. You've not, I mean, most of the Walmart stores and most of them are super centers now. Yeah.

They are, you know, the days of the old Walmarts with the two feet wide aisles, barely get one cart down the aisle. Right. Yeah, they've probably been a lot of them that way. You're right. Those days are long gone. This is true. Their bathrooms are really nice now. They usually have a crew that comes in, except in Tulsa where they just say, up, door is locked.

Out of order. Move along now, nothing to see here. Was there a body in there for three days? Oh, wow. I just thought it was, I thought it was out of order. The door was locked. By the way, I just wanted to let you know I will not be buying you anything for our anniversary next week. It's our one-year anniversary of being on the show together.

Well, I mean, I already purchased a gift. How could I forget something so wonderful? I already purchased a gift. How could I, I mean, Chuck, this is such a huge, huge addition to the broadcast. I mean, I can't believe it seems it's gone by so fast. I can't believe you kept a straight face this long. No, Chuck, I've got the gift already, right? In my office.

God, now I've got to go out and find something, man. It's not bad enough. I got birthdays and family and stuff. I got to remember this. You know, has it only been a year? Because, oh, man. Woof. Certainly doesn't seem like a year.

I'll tell you that. 12 solid months of weird stories from Florida that should be making the news that maybe aren't. So what do you got for me? So I've got a report of a Florida woman who allegedly stole more than $93,000 of city funds to pay for her Brazilian buttlift. Did we talk about this? We talked about this story already? It was 8,500 just for the butt lift, but yeah, she's.

We talked about this story already. You're celebrating our anniversary early by drinking. No, we had it on the list. We didn't talk about it last week. Are you sure? Did we talk about it? I think we did. Wow.

I remember this story about the Brazilian buttlift. I remember most Brazilian buttlift stories. Then I'm going to move along like nothing happened. I'm positive because she stole the city money. Maybe I just remember reading about it because I was thinking what an idiot. Why would you do that just for a buttlift? Well, I know I sent it to you last week, but I thought we didn't have time because it was my last story and we didn't get to it. But yeah, it was a annual salary $33,000.

See, there's sometimes. I don't get to things because you choose not to I think to myself well you know the Brazilian butt lift story we can pass that but go ahead yeah yeah so you know

she stole the money I guess the city wasn't paying much attention and they're due to have an audit and they said there's not a lot of oversight of these funds apparently well that's what happens people start that's what happens when you start when you start dipping your hand into the till

especially She would have been fine, but I guess she got a little carried away and had dipped too frequently. And so the city was finding out that they were short on funds at the end of the year. Yeah. You end up thinking, especially even if you're going to pay it back, you think you're going to pay it back and you keep track of it. You go, okay, well, it's only a thousand. You know, no problem. I've got to get this back.

You know, I'll pay it back gradually. And you might put 100 back in, so you got like 900. Yeah. Start to pay it back. And then. In this case, it was $61,000. Well, I know. Yeah, I know.

But then you decide, you know what, I need a butt lift. Right. And so, look, there's 60 grand there. I can take it. Nobody knows. I'll put it back. Yeah. I'll put it back.

Everybody would be so happy to see my new Brazilian buttlift that they're going to give me cash. And then there's that time where she took a $31,000 out over the course of 36 credit card charges to her supervisor's card. Man. Yeah. You know, another $500 to a co-workers card. It totals up. after a while, but I mean, you know, eventually they're going to see it, I think. Nobody knows.

All right, what's the ice cream story with the deputy? McDonald's beating over a broken ice cream machine because I got to tell you, the McDonald's ice cream machine that's broken pisses me off, too. I was just going to say, can you not relate to this? I'm just about there with you, you know? I'm thinking Daytona Beach, three customers are upset. They're in the drive-thru. We just want some damned ice cream.

It's 98,000 degrees in Florida right now. And we wanted some cool. ice cream, but make matters worse when they go into the store and complain, apparently there was a customer eating ice cream there. So either they had just taken the machine down for maintenance and they didn't get there in time or they're being lied to so they jump the counter and start beating the hell out of the employees. Good. Somehow I knew you were going to sympathize with this.

Good. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to go to McDonald's. and say, or may have an order a big order, which is about a million dollars now. Right. And then in that order, well, you know, instead of, you know what, I won't. And this is, you know, for those of us that are watching our way, you'd say, oh, you know, I won't order the chocolate shake. But while they're, while they're bringing up the order, hey, give me an ice cream cone.

It's only a buck. Yeah. Give me an ice cream phone. One of the single ice cream calls. And I'll just, you know, I'll just have an ice cream cone while I wait for the order to come. Not that I would ever do that. but it's a way to do that even if the times when you're not watching

you're waiting on the chocolate shake you get the ice cream cone too but that's another story but then they say oh no we're sorry sir the ice cream machine is down I mean I just want to walk out forget the whole order yeah right at that at that point it's like okay I've had enough you know frustrated but to make matters worse you're in the drive-through

and you know they screw you in the drive-thru to quote the documentary you know one of those things Which documentary is that, Chuck? I believe it was one of the Mertaw was the character, the police officer that was in the documentary. The name is escaping me now. Lethal weapon? Yeah.

Yes, the second one. Yes, it was. There you go. Danny Glover. I believe it was the second one, right? Yes. Yes, it was. So, you know, when you have one of those documentaries that show you, they screw you at the drive-thru to make it PG.

And you walk in and people are eating. ice cream, what are you going to do? And then they tell you that the ice cream machine is broken. How can the ice cream machine be broken if people are sitting here eating ice cream? That's all I'm asking. Yeah, apparently a melee ensued. They jumped the counter and people pulling hair and the three women that got into a fight were eventually arrested.

Well, that's a shame. And I hope they are, I hope they're let go fast enough. And I hope the McDonald's employees suffer. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see them fix that with a kiosk. No.

There you go. Bastards. Another favorite story from the week has to be the guy who's a sheriff's deputy in Pinellas County who was arrested. I'm sorry, he wasn't arrested. He was let go for having alleged pornographic material, racist memes and various other things that were offensive. and he was part of the program where they're supposed to be training people to replace, you know, those who were not in certain sectors that, you know, didn't get hired often, like minorities and women and so forth.

And I guess he found that he had to turn in his cell phone and they found all kinds of nasty stuff on it. Why did you have to turn into cell phone? Yeah. Corporal Pap was 46 had to resign from the agency. and there is a quote here that would give you an example if you know you were you were looking for something to say this is pretty bad let's get this guy out of here he was talking about the women's march against trump shortly after he was elected and it said here that in one day Trump got more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama did in eight years that's an old one it is yeah I mean that's just that was just a stupid meme he's in trouble for having that well that

that and apparently he I mean sorry that's a fact that I mean you can't fire a police officer for showing facts well he did show his genitals on the shooting range and took photos of it I guess that was something they didn't appreciate to

I mean that could be an issue right that could be an issue you're not supposed to take pictures well I mean you're you know you're going to take tea on the range with you you shouldn't bring tea bags I'm sorry

was that too far it's sad it's sad it's sad Okay. Moving on. No, we're not moving on. We're not going to move on. We're not going to move on. We're leaving it.

We're not moving on. So, Chuck and Florida.com, we're leaving it. It's sad. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 8903333 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. I'm still kind of reeling over the ice cream.

Okay? You know how devastating it is? And I use the word devastating because it is twofold. Sometimes they get you where it's really bad. If you can pull into the drive-through, let's say, oh, you know what sounds good? Let's just get a McDonald's ice cream going. It's a buck. And some McDonald's charges a dollar.

Some McDonald's charges $1.20. They need to work on that whole pricing index. But you know that you're not going to spend. more than a buck 50 for the McDonald's cone it's not an ice cream cone it's a cone I'm reminded of that because it's not ice cream so the cold frozen's kind of frozen substance that looks kind of like ice cream that they put in a cone that's worth a buck if you pull into the drive-thru and they go yeah like a I just want I just want a cone I was sorry ice cream machine is down today sir of the time you can still got time to get out of the drive-thru.

Oh, crap. Anything else we can help you with? No. And you can pull out. But, now maybe perhaps it's me because of, you know, there's more people with me all the time that want ice cream. It's not just me that pulls into McDonald's eight times a day.

You pull into the drive-thru and you order the cold and you get in where you can't get out. Now you're in the drive-thru. You can't get out. You already ordered. And you get up to the window and, Oh, I'm sorry, sir. The ice cream machine is down.

I didn't realize that when I took your order. So anything else we could help you with? No! This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.