Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/15/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Jeffy Needs A New TV

Episode Date: July 15, 2017

- How the third "Apes" movie is looking- Samsung releasing new 405 inch TV, Jeffy volunteers to review- Emmy nominations - Regional dialects disappearing?- Thousands of gallons of slime unleashed in OregonFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram at Jeff EMRA. And there's the whole Blaze thing too. Theblaze.com slash jeffey dash Fisher.

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So this past week, I don't know where to. We can talk about the Emmys. We are willed up. In fact, we're going to talk about the Emmys. There's some pretty cool things involving in the 69th Emmy nominations, which I, you know, television, a huge fan. And then we can talk a little bit about the movies. We've got to find out how much, Ellie, find out how much the Planet of the Apes made.

It was last, because it broke out late Thursday into a Friday of this weekend, what the projections are. So I saw that on Monday. It was a special screening of a friend who's part of SAG. And, no, not the old people's home, but, you know, the actors killed. And we went to see Planet of the Apes. and I love the first two, and my review of this episode of War, if you like the first two, you'll love this. You'll like this one, no question.

I was a, I just, there are a couple of things that happened in the movie that I just, it's tough to get over, stuff to get by. You know, they had the new character, the new little monkey with the jazz. The Black Lives... There's a whole other side story to that with the Black Lives Matter and the little monkey from the zoo that wore the jacket and he was trying to blame Planet of the Apes

of trying to, you know, shame Black Lives Matter. No, the monkey was cold, first of all. So he wore a jacket. And B, so did all the other monkeys in the original Planet of the Apes, so they were just paying a little homage. So sorry to bust your bubble, Mr. Black Lives Matter. Anyway, 55 million. So what is that?

They're going to tam out. That'll be a good weekend for them then. Because they're up against Spider-Man. What is Spider-Man? Are they number one? You can turn on your microphone. Dear Lord, turn on your microphone. Talk to me.

I don't want to, I can't take the headphone not speaking thing. This reminds me of other shows that I used to listen to a guy named Bruce Williams. And Bruce would, he would take calls and his deal would be, Monique, where are we going? We're going to go to festival. And she had her turned up so loud in his headphones. We're going to go to Monroe, Wisconsin. You're on.

Go ahead. I mean, just say it. Monique, where are we going? We're going to go to Monroe, Wisconsin, Bruce. Here's Bill. Okay, Bill, go ahead. But instead we got. Monroe, Wisconsin, go ahead.

I was just trying to say. All right, so anyway, I gave you time to look everything up. You're welcome. Spider-Man made $163 million. The new Spider-Man still. The latest Spider-Man. Okay? And so what are the projections for

for apes? Oh my gosh. 50 million. They've got to be projecting what about 170? The total weekend? Saturday and Sunday? Today and tomorrow? It says not available.

Just mark my words. They made 50 million. You're going to make about 160, 170. weekend which will be great they will be in love with that and you know what else was great Samsung just unveiled a four hundred and five inch TV Samsung I love you you're my new favorite person I four hundred and five inch TV now okay so it's you know a hundred and thirty thousand so so

So who doesn't have an extra $130,000 laying around? Right? Yeah, I'll take that one. I mean, Best Buy is going to have it on sale for you. You might be able to get it for $115,000. So that's a good gig. You're going to get the 405-inch TV from Samsung for $130,000. And, I mean, they had the big ones from some of the other manufacturers

that were a lot more money. a lot more money. So you get 34 feet of screen. I mean, come on. They have to start releasing movies direct to my home. If I'm going to have my 405-inch TV, I'm not going to want to go to the theater ever. You know the theater owners are like,

they can never lower the price below too much. What's too much? I don't know, but whatever it is, it there. I mean, unbelievable. 4K screen. I want it. I want it in my home, please. Jeff, you don't have a room to put it in. We'll knock out a wall.

Don't the kids have to have their bedroom? No. They're sleeping in the garage. Why can't you put the TV in the garage? No. The new 405-inch TV goes in these two rooms right here. Kids are sleeping in the garage. Right? So anyway, I enjoyed.

I really can't wait for that. I want that television in my home. Desperately. It'll be too big, Jeff. You'll be sitting too close to it. So I'll put a chair in the back of the house. That'll be my movie room. Let's your movie room, the house.

I know, but don't you have a little separate now of the house? I have the new Samsung 4005-inch TV. You know, listen, Samsung. If you need people to, you know, try it out and see if it actually works in a living environment, call me. I'm here for you. You know, 888900033 or you can tweet me. Just, you know, just direct DM me on Twitter.

At Jeffrey MRA, I'm there for you. Okay. I'll follow you today so, you know, you can just direct message me and we'll be fine. Be good to go, okay? Some surprising points in the Emmy nominations this year that were kind of fascinating. It was surprising to see who got the awards. Network television is kind of no more. I know that they're still creating shows and they're creating some,

they're creating some, you know, some decent stuff. But when you look at the main shows and what networks they're on, it's pretty fascinating that HBO got 111 nominations, Netflix, 91, NBC, 64, they're still creating, FX 55, ABC got 36 nominations and CBS 29, Fox 20, Hulu 18, Amazon 16, National Geographic 15, Showtime 15, AMC 13, PBS 11, right? All right.

But, and a lot of those are, you know, the best wig worn in a documentary about a girl that's blonde. Oh. Okay. That one goes to HBO, yes. Oh, okay. New problem. But when you think about the best drama

nominations, AMC, Netflix, Hulu, Netflix, Netflix, NBC. I mean, that's remarkable. Remarkable. Best drama? Best drama. Better call it. also AMC.

We'll discuss the we're going to go. The Crown on Netflix. Handmaid's Tale on Hulu. House of Cards on Netflix. Stranger Things, Netflix. This is us. NBC. There's a couple tough calls there. I would venture to say

that they would love to give it to, you know, House of Cards and or Stranger Things on Netflix. But it would not surprise me that they give it to This Is Us on NBC. Give it to the network. The main, you know, one of the original three.

And it's a show that covers all bases. Right? It's, if you haven't seen it, watch it. And you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. But I will say I was a little mift. at, well, what's the number one show on cable television? Let's see, what is the number one show on cable television? Oh, I know, The Walking Dead.

You can hear, obviously, talking Walking Dead on my podcast page. When the show comes back around, we've got some new news, and we do Talking Fear each week as well. Just, you know, subscribe to my SoundCloud channel or my podcast channel on the blaze, and you'll be alerted with those pop up each week. Number one show. Number one show, The Walking Dead. What did they get nominated for?

How many nominations did they get? Let's see, The Walking Dead. How many nominations do they get? Oh, I won. The number one show on television. One Emmy nomination. Come on now, Emmys. And what did they get nominated for?

I gave you a dollar. Go ahead, guess. Nope, not that. They got nominated for outstanding prosthetic makeup for a series, limited series, movie, or special. Now, I realize that this is the 69 Emmy nominations. And we'll be celebrating the 69th Emmy Awards. It'll just be a great big party and everybody will be glad-handing everybody and back-slapping everybody and saying how great they are because that's what awards shows do.

We love award shows for that reason. But when you have the number one show getting one throwaway award, and I'm sorry to the prosthetic makeup people, But I know that it's not a throwaway award to you. I apologize. But when you have that show getting one throwaway award, there's something wrong in the works. Something wrong in the works. There's something wrong in the works. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

88-90333 is the phone number. Welcome to the broadcast. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio. network. So I'm kind of drifting back and forth between War for the Planet of the Apes and the Emmys since I was able to see it earlier this week on an early run, an early view, which was well worth the watch. I mean, I love the Apes, the franchise.

I love it. But I was just reading an article that talked about, this is the headline, War for the Planet of the Apes, one of the greatest blockbusters. of our time. Wow. I don't know that I would have titled my review that. My review would have been, if you like the other two, you'll love this one.

And I'm sure that, you know, I'm sure that Michael Circus, he really wants an award for his work as Caesar in these awards. And the other, you know, Hollywood is out to get him one. I don't know if you know how they make it, they put the, I forget what they call it now. But they, it's almost animated, but it's not. And they put dots all over your body and then you create this character and then they impose the ape body on you post film. It's post-recording.

It's, you know, it's really cool. You've got to be apes. And if you want to know about how much money they spent on this stupid movie, the preview that I was at, had a live stream of all the actors in Hollywood. They were in Hollywood. I was not. They were talking about the making of the movie. So they're talking about it,

and they're talking about, well, for three months prior to the filming of the movie, we were at Ape School. What? That's how much money they've spent on this movie. They're sending their actors, and there's a bunch of them to ape school because they want people to be able to act and move and become relaxed and comfortable with themselves.

Okay. All right, good. But anyway, when they're starting to get reviews of the greatest blockbusters of all time, they'll make some serious money. You've got on that. Now, as I'm cruising, now I'm going to jump back to the Emmys TV because I want to.

want my 405 inch TV from Samsung, please. And I'm willing to, look, I'm willing to take it, put it in my house. I'll let you know, I'll review it for you, Samsung. Let you know how it is. You know, just DM me on Twitter. We'll be good. We'll hook up the address and we'll make it happen.

And I'll give you, the review will be, the review will be really good, I promise. As well as I'm looking through the Emmys and I'm, I'm looking to see, you know, lead actress in a comedy series. I mean, really, Jane Fonda? Are we throwing her? She's got another nomination for a little Grace and Frankie on Netflix.

Agonizing. Unbreakable, Kimmy Smith. Veep, of course, Julio Louise Dreyfus. Tracy Ellis Ross for Blackish. Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda both get Emmy nominations for this stupid Grace and Frankie. Come on. And I'm looking at the reality, the variety talk series. for Emmy nominations.

Variety Talk series. Emmy nominations. Real time with Bill Maher. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. The Late Late Show with James Gordon. Last week tonight with John Oliver. Jimmy came alive. Full frontal with Samantha Bee.

What? Come on. I'm sorry. Let's take a look and see any shows. Let's run down. Now, when I gave the list of networks that were nominated, I was looking to see the Blaze. The Blaze.

The Blaze. See if they had some shows nominated. You know, they do some television shows on the Blaze Network and cable networks. See if they've got any Emmy nominations. Let me look down here on the, let me look down here and see if we got, so we got any shows on the Blaze nominated for Emmys. And the variety talk shows,

and a variety comedy shows. Best Drama series. Let's see. Television movie. Documentaries. The Blaze. The Blaze. That's the Emmys.

Let's go to the Streamies and see if the streamies of giving the Blaze anything on the streamies. The Blaze, the Blaze on the Streamies. The Emmys or the Streamies, zero. So I take some of these awards with a grain of so. But congratulations to all the nominees. The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to at 888.

Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at Jeff EMRA. And, of course, the Blaze channel. Go to the Blaze.com. Click on the channels, and you are good to go. I just received this tweet, Public Service announcement, under the heading Public Service announcement. The NFL preseason begins in 19 days. The regular season begins in 54.

days. College football 2017 begins in 42 days. Is that right? August 26th? 42 days? Something like that. Can't happen fast enough. I'll tell you

that. All right. Proceed. Now I also noticed on my, on the Twitters, that people were commenting about the 405 inch Samsung screen. wondering if a projector that you could make any size

will be better than the 405. Okay. While you can make the projectors any size, I don't think you're going to get the quality view that you're going to get from the 4K 405 from Samsung. Right? I mean, the projectors are cool, and you can get them.

You can use those now. I mean, we, my wife has one that she likes to play around with it and a projector too. And it's nice to have it and it's nice to see it up on whatever wall you want it on or up on the ceiling if you're laying down, that kind of thing. But the quality, the quality isn't there. It's cute. It's nice. But the quality isn't there. It's like the projector alarm clocks that you get that, you know, shine up on the ceiling.

So you don't have to, you know, look around at the nightstand at night. You just look up and there's the time up on the ceiling, which I personally love. But the quality. You know, if you want to actually see the digital beauty of the clock, you have to look at the actual clock instead of the projection of it on the ceiling. Right. So the 405 is much better that way. No question. Now, this week has been fascinating in the fact that we've talked about this.

story on a couple different shows on this network and it still is fascinating to me even though we've talked about it already but it's the way and what we call different things around the country right so what we call it says if you answer these nine questions they can tell what part of the country you're from right tell you where you grew up So the first question is what we call insects that glow at night. Fireflies or lightning bugs? Weird.

I mean, they're fireflies, right? They're fireflies. That's what they are. And they're actually really cool. And some places in the country, you don't see them. When we were living in Pennsylvania, we saw a bunch of them in Pennsylvania. And they're just fascinating to watch. and kids have fun running around

looking at fireflies, not lightning bugs. All right, so what do you call, and this one is fascinating to me because I forgot about one. What do you call a sale of household items? Now, most of the country, garage sale. A good chunk of the east, southeast, and way up northeast, call it a yard sale.

There's a little sliver up, in Connecticut, they call it a tag sale. And there's a little sliver in Wisconsin and maybe bleeding into Michigan a little bit that call it a rummage sale. I remember my mom calling it a rummage sale. I grew up in Michigan. I remember her calling it a rummage sale for a number of years.

But it's always a, it was a garage sale until those stupid country song came out in the 90s or whenever I was, whenever I was working country music station spending country records back in the 90s and what's his face came out

with his yard sale song became a yard sale classic yard sale prices all right so how do we address a group of people you guys y'all many people in the Pittsburgh area

say yins that's just dumb if you're from Pittsburgh and you say yin's stop it and some parts of new york new jersey and pennsylvania use and yes i am well aware of the pennsylvania use use guys stop it i don't know why and a lot of people that are the people who from new york new jersey and pennsylvania who say use use guys are the same people who get mad when somebody says y'all y'all come on in you all sit down how you all doing.

They don't like that, but they're okay with you's. Use guys, okay? How's used guys? So they're in Bademar. Baltimore says that all the time too. What do you call carbonated beverages? Carbonated beverages. Now, when I grew up in Michigan, a lot of times it was called the pop.

But I spent a bunch of years in Florida and it became a soda. And then it was spent soda forever now. There's still plenty of areas in the country that call it pop. And there's plenty of places in the country that call it Coke. All carbonated beverages is Coke. Would you like a Coke? Yes. What kind?

You know, seven up. Or whatever it is. But, you know, the carbonated beverage is just a Coke. And that's just because, you know, that's like, you know, there's plenty of, there's plenty of, There's plenty of items that take the name of what they are, right? Q-tips, you know, the, the, uh, cue tips of snowmobiles. There's a long laundry list of things that are just one name are, is the spot.

It's not a real snowmobile. Those are, those are official titles. Yeah, okay. Coke is an official kind of carbonated beverage. Yes, we know, but we're just calling all. carbonated beverages, Coke. Would you like a Coke? Yes, what kind? Soda? What kind? Pop, what kind? Same thing.

Where we throw our trash? Where do you put your trash? In a garbage can? Or a trash can? That's fascinating. Most of the north, and it dips a little bit down into the west, into the northwest, say garbage can.

and almost the entire south bottom half of the U.S. say trash can. That's fascinating. Now there is some, there is a, you know, some cloudy areas around the country that kind of mix it in a little bit, but for the most part, garbage can along the top, trash can along the bottom of the U.S. That's fascinating.

What we haul freight in, what do you haul freight in? Do you haul it in a semi? or a semi-truck? Do you haul it in a 18-wheeler? Or do you haul it in a tractor-trailer? Most of the country is semi-truck. Up in the northeast, you get the tractor trailers,

and down in the far south, looks like a little bit of Mississippi, Louisiana, a little bit of Alabama, 18-wheeler. It's funny. I've lived in all these places around the country. I've heard it all. This is amazing. Except that I hadn't heard this before.

What we drink from in public places. Do you call it a drinking fountain? Do you call it a water fountain? Now, there are a couple of places. It looks like a little Wisconsin. It might bleed into Michigan a little, but for sure that's Wisconsin and in part of Connecticut.

They have here, it's called a bubbler. I have never. I never heard that. I never heard a water fountain called a bubler. Heard of a drinking fountain. Water fountain is pretty much what I've always heard it as, but I've never heard it called a bubler. I would consider if something called a bubler would be something else.

possible, what we call athletic footwear, tennis shoes, sneakers, gym shoes. Now, I remember at one point, a little bit in the, a little bit in the Midwest, looks like Indiana, a little bit of Ohio, maybe Illinois, sneaking into Michigan a little bit, to call them gym shoes. And then for the most part, it's mostly tennis shoes. There's a few up, way up in the northeast, and then down to the tip of Florida, they say they still call them sneakers. But it's pretty much tennis shoes.

I mean, they're tennis shoes. It's what they are. Athletic footwear, tennis shoes. And how many syllables in Carmel? Is it Caramel or Carmel? Most of the country. Carmel. Down south.

in the southwest, I mean southeast, you get the three syllables in Carmel. Caramel. Caramel. Carmel? Carmel. I need some caramel. Carmel mix on that. Please. So I'll tweet this out where you're from. The phrases that can tell where you're from. It's kind of fascinating to remember what things were. I've completely forgotten about rummage sales. they're either a yard sale or a garage sale, but you know, did you see it and you go, yeah,

there were people that were calling them rubbish sales. Kind of funny. And get me a caramel over here. I need some caramel. Carmel shake and be fine. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. That's a new dance club.

Ready to get the glow sticks out. Do a little axe. Welcome to it. 888-90-0-33-93 is the phone number. So some great photos coming out of Oregon, the truck crash that had 7,500 pounds of slime eels, loose on the highway. And one of the pictures is all over this car. We just, let's go ahead and just destroy that car. we're done with that.

Slime eels. Slime eal ease all over the place. Nasty. And it is just the 7,500 pounds of hagfish tipped over. And it just had the slime

covered everywhere on Highway 101. Not the band, but the actual Highway 101. and you think to yourself, oh man, that is horrible. I wonder how something like that in Oregon could happen. Well, it could be that it's possible. It's because Oregon is poised to decriminalize meth, cocaine, and heroin.

And so maybe the slime heals is a sign of, hey, maybe you shouldn't do that. The legislature passed two bills this past week decriminalizing small amounts of cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, and ecstasy. Now there, the governor hasn't signed him yet, but good luck, God bless. Amazingly, we're now down to the point of, you know, let's make it all legal, right? We're not making it legal, we're just decriminalizing small amounts. So if you have a small amount of heroin, a small amount of methamphetamine, a small amount of cocaine, or a small amount of ecstasy, you'll be fine. Don't worry about it. What it does is it lends itself to being more harsh to the minority

community if those smaller amounts are found on people, does it? Because the facts really don't hold that out, but it sounds good anyway, right? Did I mention that the Coast Guard is reporting that they're struggling to keep up with the drugs flowing into the U.S.? Yeah, yeah, they are. I know it's amazing. Look, they've seized 45,000 pounds of cocaine into the U.S. already last year. They've busted some big drug kingpins. They've busted, I forget how many of those, the drug.

submarines full of dope coming into the country. They've snagged those and they still can't keep up. So maybe it's best, right Oregon? Maybe it's best. Maybe it's best that we just look. If you've got a little bit of heroin, just a little bit of math, a little bit of a little bit of Coke, a little bit of ecstasy, don't worry about it. Go ahead. You're fine. Get out of here. Get out of here. I mentioned that overdoses of heroin are rising in the U.S. all over the United States.

Don't worry about it. It's a small amount. Worry about it. We'll move to order. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.