Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/22/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: Drivers Aren't Gonna Like This and Walking Dead Looks Amazing

Episode Date: July 22, 2017

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 388903.33. Is the phone number. I can, I, seriously, I am so, we've talked about it before, how you get songs stuck in your head. And I've posted on my Facebook page before

about the, you know, song of the day. And you hear something, and it sets you off. And it, you know, the song is there forever. You know, and I say forever. It's there for, you know, a day or two. Or what, for a while. It just seems like it cannot ever get rid of the song. and the song that has been in my head since last night is of four non-blondes what's going on.

And I heard it. My wife was listening to something and it was in the movie. It was in something. I heard it what's going on. And the next thing. I know, I play the video. And now I cannot stop.

I cannot stop singing. Hey, what's going on? And I'm sorry, it's just in my head forever. I'm thinking about other things. I want to talk about the teenagers who recorded the drowning man. I want to talk about it, how frustrating it is that nothing can be done. You know, I talked a little bit of heading into the top of the last hour, but in the state of Florida, no law in place that requires a person to render aid or call to render aid to a victim in distress.

I bet that changes very soon. Local police were still trying to find a way to get these teens who have filmed the man drowning in the pond. They believe that there's a Florida law requiring a person who is aware of a death to report it. Okay, so, I mean, all they have to just, I mean, they say on tape that I think he just died or whatever, so at least one of them knew. So you get him on something like that, but, I mean, let's forget all that for just a second. And let's go back to filming a man, struggling to stay alive in a water pond. Is there another kind of pond? No. Struggling to stay alive and then watching him drowned and laughing and shouting out to him.

I couldn't imagine not wanting to try to help. He wasn't coerced. They didn't try to talk him into going into the pond. They didn't, you know, he just went in himself. So he was either impaired under some sort of, you know, drug or he was actually trying to kill himself. although he probably wouldn't be flailing and struggling if he was trying to kill himself. But for these young human meetings,

but call him that, to film it, laugh, and watch him drown and do nothing and then just walk away and post it on Facebook, absolutely unbelievable. And if you want to know why, that something like this could happen, You say to yourself, well, you know, the world's been going to hell, Jeff, and you know that. You know, that's why the world is going to hell.

You've been reporting on it. Well, yes, we have. And these three headlines maybe give you an idea of how something like this could happen. Planned Parenthood suggests pooping on a partner for teen sexual exploration. Gender reveal parties need to see. stop. Teen Vogue criticized for controversial anal sex guide aimed at adolescence. Well, of course it's aimed at adolescence. It's Teen Vogue. We did the story from Canada. The parent wants to deny science and say that the child is non-gendered. That's how you get to teenagers filming

guys drowning and laughing about it. You know how else you get to filming about laughing about it? And I'm just as guilty. I am just as guilty as anyone else, but there are some shows in the long run that have made parents look the other way. Forget little things. And I am like the farthest person in the world to start judging on anything. So, I mean, I really believe that you should be able to watch whatever you want. I'm not the word police.

It's up to you to make the right call. You know what's right or wrong. You know what's right. Deep down inside you, you know. Those teenagers, they knew they should have helped. Deep down. They might not want to, and they didn't, obviously, but they know. They know they should have.

They know. But I started watching, I finally started watching Transparent on Amazon. It's like the third season. I didn't get a chance to watch it on my new Samsung 4005 inch TV that I really want bad since I don't have it yet but Samsung you know if you're looking for people to you know test it

my name is Jeff Fisher I'm here in Dallas Texas and I'd love to be able to test your 405 inch TV anything you want me to watch on it would be fine thank you It'll be really nice 4K Think of that

How sweet that'd be in your house I mean I'd be able to put it outside the house Because it wouldn't fit in the house Still have the 405 inch So I'm watching transparent And as I'm watching it As I'm watching it I realize that I could find a way

To why this show is getting all the awards And as we're under remodeling here in the Blaze Radio Network, I realized why we're remodeling, because microphone stands break. Did you know that? Did you know microphone stands can break because this one just did?

The middle of me talking about transparent. They're pissed. Hold on a second. I got to screw this back in. See if it screws back in. I thought maybe I could do it without talking about it, but I can't. That should be all right.

That should be all right. Okay. I just got to be careful. I got to be careful grabbing it. And the microphone, too. I know. So I'm watching Transparent. And I think, well, that's the third season, right?

It's been so great. I love, you know, Jeffrey Tamer. I love all these, the actors that are in it, and he's won all these awards, and everybody loves it. And I thought, okay, I'll finally sit down, and we'll find out exactly what it's about. Well, you want to know why they're winning awards. I'll tell you.

This is the end of episode one, episode one. episode one of Transparent on Amazon. The end. All right? He is struggling to tell his children that he wants to be a woman, wants to live like a woman, dress like a woman, be a woman. Struggled with that all his life. All right.

His oldest daughter, married with children, is getting ready to have an affair, a sexual romp with another female, who is an old friend of hers from way back that's just gotten together and she's invited her over to her father's home and they're getting ready to have a little sexual party together. The son, middle child, I believe, but the son, he's got two daughters and a son, is sleeping with one pretty good-looking blonde. the blonde has another

that has a sister there that he claims he's not sleeping with because she's under 18 or under 17 but before he went home to her and we found out that she's pregnant with his kid in episode two but I'm still on episode one before I went home to her

he stopped off and had a sexual romp affair with a male who was a transsexual wearing a dress the youngest daughter is just now getting ready to have an affair with a trainer because she wants to have, she thought he was good looking in the park

and she wants him to train her, which he is training her. And you ask yourself, huh, I wonder why Hollywood is giving this show all the awards. I wonder why Hollywood is giving this show all the awards. I wonder why Hollywood is, giving this show all the awards.

Huh. I wonder why. Oh, oh, I know. It's all of that. It's the whole thing. Now, let me tell you what happened in episode two. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. 8903393 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Instagram at Jeff EMRA. Right now in Norfolk, Virginia, the Naval Station, our president, Donald J. Trump, is speaking. He's speaking on American pride and prestige as they launch a new Gerald R. Ford. Only costs us $12.9 billion.

Listen, that's only what? hundred and some thousand a foot. The aircraft carriers launches a cares 12.9 bill. It's made in America. And it looks like Don got a haircut. I mean, it looks like the president got a haircut. Or he's just toned it back here from up on the deck of the Gerald R. Ford. But congratulations.

The United States Navy. Let's get that thing launched. Let's go. And I didn't really, I mean, you launch a giant ship like this. and you've got to go through 18 billion people speaking. Everybody's got to glad hand themselves for spending $12.9 billion of my money. Okay, well, I mean, a penny of it was my money. Just put the thing in the water and let's go.

But congratulations to the Navy for the $12.9 billion aircraft carrier. Gerald R. Ford. So this is coming to a state near you very, very soon. Washington State Drive. Now, using any electronic device behind the wheel of an automobile could result in charges akin to a DUI. It's called an E-D-U-I. Now, it takes effect this weekend. And man, do I want this to take effect everywhere?

Now, there are a lot of places that, you know, it's illegal to text and drive. I got it. Everyone knows that you're not supposed to text and drive. It's distracting. Everyone has been close to everyone has said, well, I just got to get this one more word out. And look up and have to hit the brakes. Everyone has done that.

You're not, you can pretend like it hasn't been you, but it has been you. Somebody is called and you're, you've got the phone down here on your left and you're driving and you're one last, one last little, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I got you. Yes, I will be

that quick. We know. And there's been plenty of people injured because of distracted driving, people testing and driving. So you know it's, you know, you're not supposed to do it.

It's wrong. However, now in Washington State, you can't even do it when you're parked at a race. light. That's a problem. I have a big problem with that. Everyone knows you're not supposed to text and drive. And you're not supposed to speed either. So when you get caught speed and you pay the ticket. You get caught texting and driving. You pay the ticket. Let's move on. All right. At a red light.

I'm stopped at a red light. That's the time that you text people. You're at a red light. That's the time. Calls came in while I was driving. Texts came in while I was driving. I'm not going to respond because I'm driving. It's dangerous. I want to keep both hands at 10 and 2 and drive the speed limit to get to my destination without running into other vehicles or people. Oh, there's a red light.

Stop. Text. I can see that Mary needs milk. I can see that I'm supposed to call this person. Come on. Even at a light? And what about, I mean, am I able to use am I able to use it for a GPS?

Am I able to have my phone up in the window, you know, for directions? Does that count? Am I looking at it? Where do I have to have it? I mean, I realize that it'll put the cell phones down. Preserve life. Yeah, I know. But we use it for more than just texting and just calling in today's world.

So I'm a little concerned that, we're going a little bit too far. Maybe we ought to just bring it back just a little. Now, this is another example of a law that if I am Uber, just like the new levels on what's considered being impaired to drive is happening around the country

and they're dropping those levels or making them higher, whatever way you want to look at it, so you drink less and you're considered impaired. If I'm a company like Uber, I am behind these laws 180,000 percent. Is there a 180,000 percent? Yes. I am behind these laws so much because if you want to get to the point where people don't drive themselves but have other people driving them around.

And another example of driverless cars coming, right? But especially now, since we don't have the technology to make the whole driverless thing work really like we wanted to, but we do have the technology to just have other people drive us around. Just Uber it.

So that you don't have to worry about driving so that I can text and I can work and I can be shuttled to wherever I have to go. If I'm Uber, I'm behind these laws all over the country. Make them as hard as you want. No texting and driving. Make people want to not drive so that they can call me for a ride. And that's my new ad campaign for Uber. But I really do think that that's a problem if I can't text and drive at a red light. All right, well, I'm not texting and driving at a red light because I'm stopped. That's the point

That's when you have the opportunity I can't spend 20 minutes in a car without looking at my phone and texting I'm looking forward to the red lights Okay That's what I'm using it for Don't make me not be able to do that then

No No officer I wasn't texting and driving I was Um you know just had the phone in my hand. I know that some places in this neck of the woods

were putting buses on the highway with the dark windows so you'd be driving down the highway and the buses would have police officers of them looking down in the cars because people try to, you know, stash the phone down as they're texting and driving. Come on.

It's not fair. That's cheating. That's cheating, you guys are going to be a chance. It's cheating. It's not fair. I'm supposed to try to hide it and block what, see the law, right? No? No, it's supposed to happen?

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. All right, welcome to it. Did I mention that it is the surface of the sun in Texas? I mean, and what's good news about Texas? And I'm, you know, look, I know it's hot around the country. I got it.

It says summertime, Jeff, that's what happens. And this is your first summer in Texas? Don't you know it's hot like this? I got it. Thank you. Thank you. I know. The first time I ever came to Texas, it was the drought season

or the hottest record on the surface of the sun, heat thing that was happening. Sorry, I got to rearrange my... My words can't speak right now. I'm high on carpet glue. That's really a fact. I am. This is starting to really affect me.

Just I can blame it. Blame it on the carpet glue. Okay. So they list, release a list of the sweatiest cities in the U.S. Now, I've lived, I've lived in Florida. I've lived in Texas. I've lived in Pennsylvania. I've lived in Michigan.

I've lived in Jersey. What else have I? I don't know where I've lived around the country. But the number one sweatyest city is New York City? I've been in the city in the summer. There's a song. It starts like that too. Then Washington, D.C., then Chicago, then Miami, then Boston.

These are the sweatiest cities in America. Philadelphia, which I mean, Philly's not bad. Atlanta Tampa Tampa is a lot worse than Philadelphia Houston Houston and Tampa are probably neck and neck they're both really

it's the humidity see there's less humidity here in North Texas and North Texas is just surface of the sun and New Orleans in number 10 those are the top 10 sweatiest cities in America and then you get the idea

of What did people do without the AC? I can't imagine what they would do without the AC. How did they live? Well, we don't have to worry about that because we do have air conditioning. That's what makes us great. We've created.

We've moved on. It's the future. But in the past, if you remember, especially like in Tampa Bay, for example, when they didn't have air conditioning, there wasn't 8 billion people living in Tampa Bay. And so there wasn't all the concrete and all the building.

and you still got a lot of the, there wasn't the condos blocking the wind coming off the Gulf of Mexico. So you didn't get some sort of air flow thing happening. Right? But not only, I look back and I say, oh, you know, they lived without air conditioning and that's how they did it fine.

But, you know, I realize I'm dead if we don't have the creature comforts that we have now. So my daughter says, my daughter wants to start making, start planting things. God help us. I was raised on a farm. I was raised in gardens. I was raised watching people garden. And there are a lot of work.

Farming is hard work. And it sucks. That's why we moved on from it. That's why we developed foods that can be provided without having to be out in the stupid field for 20 hours a day just to get an ear of corn. So, and I look, I watch my, I don't know how, I watched my dad come home from work and he'd be out in the back and he'd be in his garden all night, you know, hoa and hoeing, hoeing the weeds out and spraying and trimming and cutting. Was the eerie corn that much better? Some would say yes. I would say no.

So my daughter gets this idea that she wants to make cantaloupes. She wants to grow cantaloupes. Great. Let's grow some cannolums. And they actually start growing. I mean, we're getting cantalubs. Okay, but this is where the work comes in. If you neglect things,

you know, like you're supposed to figure out how to grow. When you grow cantalops, you're supposed to have a trellis and they're supposed to hang up on things. They're not supposed to just grow on the ground. Because if they grow on the ground, when they start getting ripe, when you start going,

that's going to be a good look. That's a good looking cantaloupe right there. Look at the size of that. thing. That's what the bugs from the ground have decided, yes, yes, this is getting right. Yes, this is getting perfect. I think we'll burrow in and eat it. And humans don't get a chance. So I'm dead. I mean, in the days of walking dead, if that happens, gone. Have a nice day. I mean, I'll survive for a little bit. I mean, maybe my wife will kill a few people around me, you know, to make, she'll save me for a little while,

then she'll go, holy crap, am I tired to take it care of you? Boom. I mean, that's not going to be long. I know that. It might not even, she might not even, I mean, that's even a concern for me that she would even just for a little bit. Think, okay, well, I'm going to, you know, we'll save each other for a little bit. because I think maybe even in the beginning she might go, okay, well, I'm not dragging your fat ass around, I'll tell you that.

And just end it right then. But I was able to watch the new, we've missed the Walking Dead, and we'll have a new Talking Walking Dead podcast coming Monday with Jason Butchral and Brad Staggs and John Foster because Comic Con released the new season 8, trailer yesterday. And it is awesome.

It's five minutes long, really good. You can watch it on my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio. So we'll be talking a little bit about that in the future. We'll also be talking a little bit of fear. As Fear released their new trailer for the next half of their season. and oh, oh. So we may talk a little bit about that. However, the trailer for Walking Dead and season 8 was awesome.

And I took a quick, just a quick little 20, 30 second excerpt from it, just to give you a little feeling of what the new season of Walking Dead is going to be. like. When I first met him, Jesus said my world was going to get a whole lot bigger. We found that world. We found each other. That bigger world is ours.

By right. Think about it. That's what I say to that. Think about it. Rick's taking the bull by the horns. And the war is coming. The war is coming. And it's going to be a really good season.

So I am looking forward to season eight of the Walking Dead. Looking forward to it. Man, I got to get some fresh air. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Sad news coming from the Philippines. The world's oldest hippo has died. I know.

I know what you're saying. Oh, my gosh. What? Not the world's oldest hippo. Yeah. Yeah, the world's oldest hippo has died. And it's sad news coming from the Philippines. Also, more sad news in the animal world.

One of the children of, remember the, if I could get my computer to open, I could tell you the name of the stupid story. What was the name of the lion? Cecil the lion. Yes, thank you. Cecil the lion, thank you. His kid has now been killed in Africa.

Sad news. Pete, I hope you're upset about that. We're trying to, I'm told that we're going to be in communication, maybe next week, with our monkey photographer, selfie monkey photographer who is now broken we'll find out what he's doing now if he's actually moved on or if he just lied to us

and he's taking pictures and he's sneaking monkey selfies around behind our backs because it's very possible that's what he's doing that he's just sneaking around behind our back taking monkey selfies

did you know that if you're locked in a room clothes in a room with carpet glue that's fresh man it is I don't know if it's the plague. I don't know if I still have the cold medicine kicking in or what, but I don't know that I want to leave the room now.

And I can't stop playing four non-blondes over and over again during the break. So I'm blaming it on the carpet glue. I'm blaming it on the carpet glue. Other than that, you know, I don't care. I don't care. I had some great robot stories that would work if my laptop would open them up. But apparently, when I talked to the IT department earlier this week, they said, oh, yeah, you know, I said, what happens is I open up, you know, too many tabs,

and then it slows down, and then it just stops. And so I have to try to remember, you know, when I reach a certain point at so many tabs, and I don't know how many of that is, that I've got to close them all, and I've got to do it ahead of time before I start opening other tabs. I know what that is. That's a RAM problem. You need some more RAM. Okay.

How about we give it some more RAM? Well, we've got to do this first. We'll put you on the list. We'll get some of that gone for you. So, you know, let's continue to do what you're doing. And, you know, don't worry about it. Maybe, you know, just don't open so many tabs. That's all.

Don't open so many tabs. You know, is that so difficult to figure out? Well, no, that's what I'm doing. and it's still not working properly. Oh, yeah, because I told you, you need some more RAM. I mean, it's pretty simple. You need some more RAM on this thing. Or, you know, what you probably could do is, you know, get a new computer.

There's a thought! So I've been inundated with robot stories. Some are very, very fascinating. Plenty of new sexual robot stories that I find very fascinating. Really? Yes. one of the companies that I was reading a story last week that was sent to me you know what I am going to spend an hour on some robots and what's happening

because they are breaking through with some tremendous not only with the stupid sexual robots I got it but they are breaking through with robotics that are going to be if you think you're going to be working as a human being in a couple of years think again you're going to be praying for a men come because they're going to be can you do this

well sure I can do that can you do it this fast and this productive well no I'm a human okay never mind thank you can you can you fix that robot over there well no I can't right now

okay get out and you want your kids to be working in a few years, teach them how to fix robots. Teach them out of fix robots. Teach them out of get under there with a screwdriver. What's the last time you saw a robot worked on with a screwdriver? You could make your own jokes with that too.

But there are plenty of robot stories going on. There's all kinds of, they're happy to have these robot guards at the New World Cup coming up next year. We saw pictures of of the robot patrols that they're so happy about. This one actually killed itself. It drove itself right into the pond and killed itself.

It didn't take teenagers filming that bad boy saying, it looked like you're going to make it, bro. I mean, so there, so if we have robots killing themselves, it's close. It's close. So be prepared.

Teach your kids how to fix robots. That's my message to you today. Teach your children how to fix robots. Okay. You want them to work. You want them to take care of you in your old age. Teach them to fix robots. You're welcome.

Lawrence Jones, standing by coming up here on the Blaze Radio Network and then Mike Slater and then Joe Pags rounding out your Saturday lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. And, you know, one of the things that I like to remember, and this is something that I'm going to leave you with. I always joke around with you a little bit at the end of the show about, you know, what you can do to make your life better by maybe dressing better.

Staying in the house, dressed like you're dressed right now. It's probably best. It's up to you, but it's probably best just to stay inside the way you're dressed. But just remember that for the most part, Money can't buy common sense, character, manners, integrity, respect, morals, patience, trust, class, and love. Whoever made that list does not have money, I'll tell you that, because there's a few things down there.

I know goodbye. No, it's good. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. I'm