Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/22/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Paint Fumes and Glue, OJ Free, Texting Ban and Exciting Entertainment

Episode Date: July 22, 2017

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. Thank you. You know, I'm still sorry. I believe this has not been reported yet. But I personally believe, and this will be reported soon, that a solar flare from the sun has shot out and landed in North Texas.

So it is the surface of the sun, and it also has given plague juices in the air. I want to thank everyone who has, you know, sent best wishes and thoughts and prayers to myself and my wife, mostly my wife. Tell me something. But we have, she is, she is on the mend, barely. She was hurting big time this weekend. My plague, I was, I kept waiting for it to get better and it's slowly getting better.

Are we last week? Last week I was here and I thought, man, I don't, I don't know, I just don't feel good. Oof. Summer plague. So anyway, thank you. Everyone is on the mend. We won't be on the mend anymore because they're just starting to, remodel again the Blaze Radio Studio that I'm broadcasting from in Dallas, Texas at the Mercury Studios,

putting in cameras because apparently someone had the bright idea that they wanted to watch the Doc Thompson radio show. Never. And they have put in new carpeting and they've painted and the glue and the paint is tremendous in here. I mean, there's nothing like a small room full of fresh glue and paint. And as a matter of fact, I'm starting to feel a lot better right now. So there might be something in the air.

It's not real. Sure about that. So there are plenty of warnings going on. I want to start, I want to get some warnings out of the way so that for your safety this weekend. If you're in Houston, there's a monkey, a crazy monkey. running around. Be careful. It's already wounded, a 16-year-old girl, who is now under medication and under a doctor's care.

And people have been, there's been sightings, been sightings of the elusive monkey. It's been sitting on top of parked cars and neighborhoods, jumping up and down, screeching, and does not look happy. So I would say there have been reports of people who said, I wish it would cross my path? I'd take it, would you?

that monkey would kick your butt. So the planet of the apes have arrived in Houston. Be careful if you're out and about. Every so often monkeys escape. I mean, you get reports, and they're dangerous little things. Mean little. And so just be careful. Approach with caution.

My warning on monkeys in Houston and other areas around the country. The U.S. government on Friday, oh my gosh. that would be yesterday, said that it will bar Americans, and this is kind of sad news if you were, if you're headed to the airport, I mean, you might as well turn around from traveling to North Korea. No Americans are going to be traveling to North Korea due to the risk of long-term detention.

I mean, there's a risk here in this United States of America of long-term detention for some people, not saying who, but specifically here in North Korea. So be careful. You can't travel there. You're not going to be able to sell your time share. It's over. All right.

The whole North Korea thing, it's done. Take a break. Turn around. Try to get your money back. Try to go somewhere else. But don't try to go to Mexico. Holy cow. This is in the warning stack as well.

Resorts in Mexico are suspicious. of selling tainted alcohol. There's been reports of robbery, sexual assault, extortion. A couple of years ago, a report from Mexico's Tax Administration Service. And by the mention there's some fine individuals that work for the Mexican tax administration service. Found that 43% of all the alcohol consumed in the nations is illegal, produced unregulated, and potentially dangerous concoctions.

And that's coming from Mexico themselves. They're making it bad. Yeah, no. Oh, well. They're just selling it at the resorts. That's all. And that started because people have been complaining, and now there was a young man who drowned

at one of the resorts. And he had only been there for a short period of time. And so if you're headed to Mexico, any of the big, you know, the Arbiro Star Hotel and Resorts, the Mauricio Del Mar, they're down in Cancun. Take it easy. Be careful.

Watch what you drink. Okay. Also, 47 people in 12 states have become infected with salmonella. Oh, no. And you ask yourself, how do you get this salmonella? Ha. Salmonella. Salmonella.

How do you get that disease? That sickness. Don't eat maradol papayas. I know I'm safe. Twelve people have been hospitalized. One death reported. Be dangerous. They're still trying to figure out where the contamination occurred in the supply chain.

I would say that maybe we look. I don't know. A bunch of people get sick from one area. It might be that area. Apparently that's the case. looking into an area where several people bought papayas at the same store. Thank you. Now remember an estimated 1.2 million cases of salmonella infection occur in the U.S. annually.

That's pretty amazing. 450 deaths, according to the CDC. Wow. Well, that's a lot of people dying from salmonella. Symptoms. Symptoms begin 12 to. 72 hours after a person is infected and include diarrhea, fever, abdominal cramping. I mean, maybe I did have a papaya.

This can last about four to seven days, and most individuals recover without treatment. However, you know the story. If you're young or old, final outcome could be death. Now, this story is headlined as a good news story. However, when you read a little bit deeper, it is not. For the first time in the global AIDS epidemic, spanned 40 years and killed 35 million people. More than half of all those infected with HIV are on drugs to treat the virus. All right.

United Nations just released a report. They're having a big little get-together in Paris this weekend as we speak for the big AIDS meeting in Paris. They all get together and figure out how they can milk the rest of the nations for more money. Is that what they're trying to do? Yes, including Sophie Harmon's senior lecturer in the global health politics at Queen Mary University in London. Oh, when you think about the money that's been spent on AIDS, it could have been better. Really? She said more resources might have gone to strengthening health systems in poor countries.

I thought that's where the money was going, Sophie. Perhaps you're just crying for a little bit more money, especially since the Trump administration has already proposed an over 30% cut in contributions to the UN. So keep crying for some more money. But the bad news out of this, that's kind of good news, right? People are getting better. They're getting healed. You've got HIV.

You've got age. You're on the medicine. You have it available to you. 19.5 million people with HIV were taking the drugs. Compared to 17 million last year. but 36.7 million people up more than a million have HIV. So are we doing any good at all? Any good at all?

I don't think so. And another warning if you're traveling to the UK. And this could hold true here in the United States of America as well, which is kind of something we've talked about on this network several times. And I know you're going to say, you have? Yes, you have. If you listen to this network, you know that we have talked about how bad ice machines are around the country. It's a ice machines are a dangerous area to attempt.

I'm not talking about it. I'm not necessarily talking about the ice machines where you slot, you know, at the fountain. and you put your cup under and the ice drops down, although that could be an issue as well. The ice had several United Kingdom fast food restaurants tested positive before fecal matter. Now, look, even though the levels of bacteria, what should they be?

What do you think they should be? I mean, right. They should be zero. No question. But look, after the results, KFC shut down the ice machines. They shut them now. KFC said, no, we're shut up. we're shutting them down.

We want to make sure our employees are adhering to our strict procedures. Do you? The other Burger King of McDonald's, look, we're waiting for independent testing. There's no need. Don't worry about cleaning those ice machines right now. We don't believe that it's got fecal matter in it. And look, we want to make sure all our employees understand the correct procedures and standards of their training.

And we want to cooperate with the end. industry, but, you know, we want to make sure that they're correct. So just, I don't know what to tell you about the ice machines. So when you think about the ice machines, you think about the ones like we have in this building that I will never use again, that it opens up and there's the tub of ice, right? Now, it looks clean. It looks fine. I know people clean it once in a while.

I know it gets emptied. I know they clean it. but and I know that you're supposed to use the scoop but does everybody use the scoop to take the ice out? No. You think to yourself, I just reach in and grab a little quick handful. Oh, did you wash your hands good when you left the bathroom? That's how contamination happens.

So just be careful. I don't know what to tell you. Most of the time, you know, what's a little fecal matter between friends? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. That it is on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90-33 is the phone number if you'd like to participate.

You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA. So there, as I mentioned a few moments ago at the top of the show, they're remodeling the studios here. It's a, you know, it's been a continuous process for a while. but they just put in new carpeting and paint, and the fumes in this room are amazing right now. And the glass doors are completely closed. There's no airflow going on. So, I mean, I am just like being bombarded with carpet, glue, and paint.

And I'm reminded of a time I was working at a grocery store and it was being remodeled. And so they had everything, you know, all the shells were empty, and they had new tile brought in, and they started running these. They brought in like seven or eight. It might even have been more of these propane floor waxers and buffers. And they were, you know, going over the entire store with them. And I was in the back room working in the storeroom, you know, rearranging stuff.

And we had to pull all the stuff off the shelves. And we were busy to go in and restock everything and make everything, you know, shiny and new. And I'm back there. And as I'm graduating, I'm working, I'm like, I feel. I can't even. What's the hell on? I was tired. I was trying to stack and stuff.

Oh, my gosh. I got to get out of here. And I walked outside. All the employees, except for the guys running the stupid waxing machines, are outside because of the propane in the building. Oh. We forgot you were in there.

Did you? Did you? Okay, Fisher's still in the stocker. Let's see if he could make it out. If he doesn't come out. an hour. We'll send somebody in to make sure he's still alive. Or not. But that's where I'm at right now in the Blaze Radio Studios. So we might have to air this bad boy out. All right. So yesterday, as we're getting off the air on the Glenn Beck radio program,

we get the news that Donald Trump has picked a new press secretary, communications director, whatever you want to call it. And he just did it. That's what we got. That's what we got President Trump in office for. He would just take the bull by the horns and do things. Doesn't matter that Sean does more than go in front of the camera. What?

That's all he does is just go in front of the camera. But he does a lot of other stuff behind the scenes, scheduling and everything. Well, he'll still do it. Sean said no. Spice to resign. He said, Sean said, no. No. Thank you. Have a good day. Take care. Now, our president has tweeted what a nice guy he was. I'm sure he'll be fine. And there was some great footage of Spicer's House yesterday with the live feed.

People were all wound up at the live feed of Spicer's. The live feed of Spicer's house. Oh man those people were really really upset over the live feed of Spicer's own little White House He's a family man, he's got children No Spicer fan but really outside his home So it was really fun to be able to watch a little bit of Sean's Live feed from his house But the new

The new director Scaramucci Anthony Scaramucci made for TV man and a Donald Trump person from the get-go and there's a montage of his first little press conference

and if you want to know why Donald Trump gave him the job I predicted the president will get a win in health care that's my honest prediction just because I've seen him in operation over the last 20 plus years the president has really good karma and the world turns

back to him. He's genuinely a wonderful human being. And I think as the members of Congress get to know him better and get comfortable with him, they're going to let him lead them to the right things for the American people. So I think we're going to get the healthcare done. I also think we're going to get tax reform done. The cameras are back. Will you commit now to holding regular on-camera briefings, sir? If she supplies hair and makeup, I will consider it. I need a lot of hair and makeup, John. Okay. I don't know. Maybe. Not at all. This is the press. Secretary. I'm up here today, only because I think it was the first day. We made a mutual decision that would make sense for me to come up here and try to answer as many questions

as possible. But the answer is we may. I have to talk to the President about. I like consulting with the President before I make decisions like that. I don't see this guy as a guy that's ever under siege. This is a very, very competitive person. Obviously, there's a lot of incoming that comes into the White House, but the President's a winner. Okay. And what we're going to do is we're going to do a lot of winning. I don't know about you. I'll talk to him. Absolutely. I mean, I mean, you listen, I mean, the president's phenomenal with the press, okay, and he's a great communicator. He won this election. I used to know

the math a lot better when I was in the campaign and during the transition, but I think we spent like, I don't know, 60% of the money and we had one third the personnel. We won the presidency because of Donald J. Trump. He is an unbelievable politician. And so, of course, he's going to, at some point, we'll make sure that that happens. I don't know what point that's going to be because I have to talk to him.

I thought he wasn't a politician. That's why we voted for him. Now, President Trump has tweeted yesterday. Sean Spicer is a wonderful person who took tremendous abuse from the fake news media. And apparently you too.

But his future is bright. And he also tweeted this morning, in all fairness, to Anthony Scaramucci. He wanted to endorse me first before the Republican primary started. But, hey, I didn't think I was running. So there's that going for you. Congratulations. Anthony. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. 8-9-00-33-93. I, seriously, I believe I am as high as I've been in quite some time. I don't know if it's cold medication. I don't know if it's the glue. I don't know if it's the glue in this room, if you need to find me for the next couple days, I'll be in here.

Because I'm just kind of wandering around. Oh, there's a show? Yeah, just close that. Don't let the air out. Don't. I came back in and I didn't air. I don't want air flow through here. I want that glue to be stuck in here.

So what shall we talk about today? Shall we? I mean, we can talk about a thousand things. Every, you know, every Friday, I think to myself, tomorrow's the show. What are we going to talk about? You know, there's so many things that everybody's already talked about. And I try to make the Saturday show.

You've got to cover some of the stuff, but I don't have to cover the same stuff that everybody is, as always. covered over and over again all week long. And I sit down and then I've got, you know, eight hours of material, of just stuff that's

weird, that's good, there's good, bad, and the ugly forever. But then there's stuff that you have to talk about. Right? I mean, for those of you that were two

when the O.J. Simpson trial was going on, and there's many of you, I know. Believe me. Hey, yes, my kids. Hey, you know who OJ is? Who? I didn't ask them because I didn't want them to answer that way, so I have to tell them, I'm going to give them the complete story,

and then I'm going to ask him, who's OJ? So they'll actually know. But the country was, you know, a completely different country at the time of the original OJ trial where he was found innocent, found not guilty. Everyone seems to forget that. Yeah, I heard about the civil trial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what.

A little thing, a little civil trial. I mean, I want to believe that O.J. didn't do it. I really do. You know, growing up, O.J. was the juice. O.J. Simpson, O'Rethall, James, Cisson. He was the man. It was a different world. And that's why the press is so infatuated with it today.

right he got in trouble he had to go back in prison he rolled the dice they apparently tried to make a deal with him this last time and said look you know plea bargain you do a couple of years maybe a year and a half two years

maybe three tops you get out and OJ was like no no and so what you get you roll the dice and you know nine years later there's all kinds of reports on how bad he was looking.

I mean, he came out for the parole board. He looked good. I mean, obviously, he's got, you know, he's beat up from the NFL, beat up from, you know, 70 years of life, and, you know, slow walking on those knees like the rest of us. But he looks great. He looked great. And he got his, and they paroled him, as expected.

There are a couple of things, though, that were surprising. in the coverage of the O.J. Simpson parole case. He got, he had, you know, his daughter spoke and his kids. And, you know, his kids are living in Florida now. His son, I believe, is selling real estate in Tampa Bay area. His daughter, I think, is living down in, you know, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, neck of the woods, where O.J., I believe, was living at the time.

He got dribble in Vegas. But it was, it was definitely a, different, I mean, it was O.J. Simpson. This guy, it was part of the, that's why, and that's another reason why it was so big, is that he was kind of part of the media. You know, he was doing football games, he was the face, he was this face of OJ, he was the face of the NFL and this guy that was up on a pedestal. Now, behind the scenes, we find out that he wasn't that, wasn't that good of a guy. There was, you know, a little rage issues. Come along with being O.J. I'm sure there's some people that think maybe the rage went too far

but like the Cole Brown Simpson's those two people but he said a couple of things in front of the parole board that I found strange and I thought maybe he just misspoke you know but let's give a listen to the one thing you talked about was conflict free I've always thought I've been pretty good with people and I've basically spent a conflict free life. Right? Right. Juice. I love you. But dude, dude, I'm not sure what the whole, maybe we need to rethink what

conflict means. Because, uh, woof, bro. Uh, that he, uh, he went on. I'm no danger to pull a gun on anybody. I've never had in my life. I've never been accused of it in my life. Nobody's ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them. Well, that's not really true, isn't it? Now, the case that he's specifically talking about, in Vegas, he did not,

he got the weapons charged and everything, but I don't think it was, if I remember right, it wasn't him that had the weapon. right he was the one that was in charge telling them all all these people with me have weapons don't move but i don't have a weapon and when you break into uh let's say you break into a hotel room and you're looking to take things is that a conflict free life is it because he said I've basically spent a conflict-free life.

Right? Right. And then, I mean, there was that whole murder trial we watched on TV endlessly in the 90s. I mean, we all, look, and I say we all. I know that many of you, if you were alive, were way too young. And it was your parents or your older siblings that were infatuated with the OJKs. but those of us that were alive like my grandfather

who told me all about it because I was way too young to remember we were all doing the same thing all the radio stations all the radio stations were at the time there was a thing about ice cream melting and how long it takes to

I should have I wasn't going to talk about OJ because I know you look you're inundated with OJ this past week and ever since they were going to go up in front of the parole board, the world's been on fire. Because he was one, you know, he's one of the press,

and they all loved him. And the people who are older are still infatuated with him. The younger people who were two and three at the time of the 90s or maybe five are like, so? So, yeah, he's in the Hall of Fame. So, I mean, at the time, he was great. Over 2,000 yards rushing, 14, games. James, O.J. Simpson, and the Buffalo Bills

broke him down, man. They wrote him like a workhorse. But he did it. And he, I mean, he rose above, rose above at all. But then when his, Nicole, Brown Simpson,

when they were, when they were, tragically, tragically killed, and he was put on trial for tragically killing them? Wasn't their weapons used? Wasn't their weapons used?

Because he said, he said that no one ever accused of him. I'm no danger to pull a gun on anybody. You know, I've never had in my life. I've never been accused of it in my life. Nobody's ever accused me to pull any weapon on them. See, I'm trying to remember,

was there some sort of weapon used? some sort of weapon used with that crew. Some kind of weapon. I don't remember what it was. Anyway, congratulations, OJ. You're out on parole. You got the NFL pension. You're living large.

There's conflicting results on how much money he's going to get. Some reports are talking about $25,000 a month. I think it broke down. ESPN broke it down to about $10,000 a month, 10 or $12,000 a month from the NFL that nobody could touch because that's part of the agreement with the union and the pension plan with the NFL because all the money that he makes

is supposed to go to the Goldman's, right? I mean, they get all that money, millions of dollars and everything and that was part of the deal with the robbery in Vegas is that he was taking their stuff because he was making all this money on the side. and he was trying to make some cash on the side and he was taking his property back. So, I mean, it was at the time when the O.J. Simpson case broke, it was the deal.

I mean, the world stopped for that stupid white Bronco. And I don't know that there's, you know, 9-11. right the world I mean the world stopped and it was horrific but it was kind of a different kind of stop you know we were under attack

and it wasn't stopping for just a particular story I mean it just felt like I don't know that there is something that would make us do that again I mean with all of us just stopping and

and looking at watching I took a stupid white Bronco drive down the highway in California agonizing and dumb this is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network Jeff Fisher Welcome to it

888903033 is the phone number So I found a story that we now know is just fake news When you read see this story It's now become a story that if you're a writer working for a small newspaper around the country and you've got a deadline and you don't have a story to do, you just do this story. It's just fake news all around.

I mean, in fact, I believe Linda Hopkins said it best. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Right? So I see this story, the headline, making the rounds last night, and I'm thinking, no way. Okay. Lexington, South Carolina man, horrified after booking a prostitute and his own wife arrived.

This was in Lexington, South Carolina. Now, if you remember correctly, what started some of this, be going back to finding Linda. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Was a story out of Katie, Texas, not too long ago, who ordered a prostitute discovers that she's his own wife. I'm telling you, it's all fake.

There's no such thing going on. Maybe in the past, there was one guy who called up a hooker. I'm sorry, a prostitute. And it was his wife who showed up, maybe. I mean, even the old miss coach calls an escort service in Tampa. Something more to that story, too. That guy resigned quick.

Hugh Freeze from Ole Miss. But that's a real story. These two stories, I'm telling you, whenever you see this headline and it rolls around every three or four months because some guy's on a deadline. Might even be the same writer. He's just reposting the same stupid story.

Faces a deadline. I've got to do a story for the site. I've got to do a story for the site. Oh, I know. Pick a city. Katie, Texas. Nobody really knows Katie, Texas. But it is a real city because it's just outside of Houston.

And it's a lot of people that has, you know, they've got some little bit of wealth there. We'll do the story. Texas, man, ordered a prostitute, discovers his own wife. Yeah, we'll do that. Nobody wants to report it. A few weeks later

I got a deadline I got a deadline I got this story for the website Oh I know A man horrified After booking a prostitute And it's his own wife Where can we do it

We did Katie Texas last time Oh I know Lexington, South Carolina Just go around the country So it's not real It's not real at all So when you hear Linda Hopkins tell you I heard it on the news And I said it was ridiculous man

That's it She is so right. Because you just hear it on the news, you read it on the news, and you just know it's ridiculous, man. That's it. All right, so we've got Brian Lilly coming up next hour. I'll talk a little bit about a couple of stories up in Canada that prove, beyond the shadow of the doubt,

that the United States is not the only country in the world, struggling with smart issues. Some very dumb things going on in the country of Canada. As a matter of fact, we report dumb things going on over the world, but we're going to specifically target our friends to the North or at least some of our friends in Canada. What was that, Linda? I know.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The experiment was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive.

Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. So smelling carpet glue and paint all morning, does that lead to like, am I going to go home and start? Huffing cans of lysol. That's what you huff, right, Lysol? Just shut up. Don't look at me like that.

Welcome to the broadcast. I'm not kidding about the glue in the carpet, though. Woo, man. I, uh, it's definitely in this room. We'll just leave it at that. 888-90333 is the phone number. You can use it if you want to participate. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA.

Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at Jeffey MRA. The United States of America, many times proves to be and proves to have some of the dumbest things going on in it. The dumbest people, the dumbest stories. However, we do travel around the country from time to time. We talk to people in the state of Florida who proved to be dumb. We talked to Chuckin Florida.com who gives us some stupid Florida stories that prove out to be one of the dumbest states in America. Texas is coming up second on that, along with California. Those three are the front runners in the country.

But we are now finding that some of the stupidity in the world is also in the country of Canada. And to report on the Canadian stupidity is Brian Lilly. our reporter from Canada, a host of Beyond the News on 580 CFRA, 7 to 10 p.m. And co-founder of The Rebel Media, Brian Lilly, how are you, sir? Doing well, hearing your malefluous tones, Jeffrey. Oh, that's so nice. Now, before we get started on today's couple stupid stories, you had originally told me that you're going to be at some robot party this weekend?

Well, yeah, but I can't read. It's Canada's 150th birthday, the easy-to-say-suscentennial. I love that. And I live in the nation's capital, so there's all kinds of great things on. And you said, oh, can you join me at 10? I said, well, I think I'm going to see these robots. They've brought in these things that's called La Machine. And I believe it's from somewhere in Asia, and it travels around the world.

One's a giant dragon. One's a giant's spider. and they just march through the city. It's like a transformer come alive in front of you. But as I said, I can't read. It's next weekend. The celebration. I get to sit in the backyard and relative quiet,

but next weekend I will be getting scared by monster robots. We may have to have a live report from La Machine marching through the streets for the... If you want to see them, the videos are fantastic. Just Google La Machine, L.A. Machine. and... I know, but why would I want to do that when I could get a live report from you? When I get a live report from you,

I'd rather do that. Understood, understood. We can make it a war of the world as if Ottawa's being taken over by robot monsters, and by that I don't mean Justin Trudeau. The problem with that is, is though,

that most people would go, that's Ottawa. Who cares? Hey, did you hear, do you hear Ottawa's taken over by robots? Really? that's great. Can you upsize my burger, please?

Yeah, it would be the same thing in Canada. I don't take any offense in that. The rest of the country would go. Oh, really? Okay. That's a shame. Yeah, too bad. Upsize my burger.

All right, so a couple of things happen. I've been going on in your great country that has kind of blown me away this past week, and one of them was your Toronto man, who decided that he was going to help the city build his build the stairway that he heard was going to cost $65,000, and he built it for $550. And yet the city is still saying what? Well, the city has said, you can't do that, and they actually tore them down this week.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, they tore down the stairs. Let me give the listeners the full background. So this is in a nice suburban, older, established, leafy part of Toronto. and local park, Tom Riley Park, you know, his little community garden area, people go and they'll grow their tomatoes or they'll garden together.

It's a lot of seniors going in there. And the path down, it started aware. And it was becoming very slippery, and there's rock sticking out. And they said, hey, can you guys fix this? People are falling. They're hurting themselves. And they asked for stairs.

And the city said, well, that will cost, get this. between 65,000 or up to 150,000 for nine steps. So one of the local residents is a 73-year-old Adi Astell, retired mechanic. He looked at it and said, 65, 150,000, I'll build them. Because the city said, we don't have the money for that. It's not in our budget at this point. It's a low priority. So he goes in, goes to Home Depot, gets.

the wood, gets the materials, puts them up for $550.50. And if you ask me, they look like damn good stairs. They look solid. But the city came in and they said, well, we can't just have citizens doing things in public parks. I mean, heaven forbid the people that own and pay, own the place, and pay the taxes, do anything that wasn't first approved by the bureaucrats and then carried out by the unionized workers. Haven't said it. I will say, though, you know, in the city's defense, I don't think that they should have torn them down, I think. think they should have given him another 50 bucks so he could put handrails on the other side of the stairwell so they said the handrail was not secure enough and i thought okay strength in it

instead what they did was they tore them down yesterday morning six o'clock in the morning they had a full crew half a dozen guys out there to take downstairs that one old man built in his spare time that's embarrassing that's it really is and uh the the mayor is uh on the the one hand saying, and I understand there's liability issues and everything, the mayor saying we can't have this happening, but thanks for bringing this to our attention. And by the way, $65,000 to $150,000, I'm asking them to go back and look over these things. But, you know, I'm not shocked around the corner from where I'm sitting now. My pharmacist is talking to him yesterday. He's finally got approval for putting up a building that he wants to attach to the little house that he runs his independent

pharmacy out of. He's been trying for eight years to put up a building that he can rent out the offices to doctors, $450,000 in studies, permits, and everything else, before he could get a shovel in the ground. Instead of just being able to do it. Yeah. I mean, this is what happens when we let bureaucrats do what our ancestors would have just said, all right, let's do it. Yes, it is. And that's what happens when that's why kids are, you know, being shut down

for selling stupid lemonade around the world because of stupid regulations. We had that here on one of our official National Capital Commission roadways. We're a bit like Washington, D.C. We're a city, but there's also areas where the federal government controls part of the local infrastructure,

and the kid was trying to sell lemonade. They were embarrassed last year, so they came up with a, I think, a four-page contract. So the kids can sell lemonade now, but they have to agree to this four-pages. They still have to agree to the contract. Yeah, it's unbelievable. All right.

So another story that has now captured my attention is you chatting with your pharmacist. What, so what are you chatting other than, you know, building permits? I mean, what are you picking up down to the local pharmacy? Ryan? Are you okay? Your health okay? You're just chatting with the guy? Meds for the kids.

Oh, right. I go to the doctor when, you know. Yeah, no, I get. Once every four years. Meds for the kids too. Yeah, I'm with you on that. All right, so the other story that has actually really kind of been like, come on, this is where we're at, is your story that wants to have the non-gender baby. And does not want to have it listed as a male or a female, wants to have it be gender neutral.

how is that going and what's happening with that story well it's as far as i can tell it's still sort of in limbo um the uh not to use a catholic term and oppress them or anything but i think it's still in limbo where the government won't give a a genderless birth certificate yet but that challenge is still going on but the province um and all these things you know birth registrations, health cards, all of these things are all provincial jurisdiction. So just insured us and spoken up, but I'm sure he'd back at 100%. The province, British Columbia, issued a health card instead of male or female, and everyone's presuming this is for unknown. This after the mother, Corey Doty, has to be, you know, it said non-binary gender activist.

Right. Now, Corey... they like to be identified. Right. And, I mean, Corey wants to wait and let the child, the person, the human decide, you know, whether it likes pink, likes trucks, wants to play certain games, doesn't want to give, doesn't want to give anyone anything to do with the child, except let the child identify what it wants to identify as, as when it gets older, right? And look, Jeff, even if you accept all of the stuff that's going on with transgender,

I do not know why this is the most important issue facing North American civilization, but it has become the cause de jour. And everyone wants to talk about transgender rights, transgender rights, blah, blah, okay, fine. Caitlin Jenner, get it. But to say that the child that's just born is neither male, or female, ignores a little something called science. It ignores something called biology.

And child is a girl. You know, she was born with girl parts. Right. The doctor picks it up, looks, okay, vagina, that's a girl. It's pretty simple process. But the parents are activists, and the unfortunate part is they're pushing their activism and their issue down onto the kid. You know, let the kids just be a kid.

Right, but, you know, it has to start somewhere, and it has to be, they have to be able to say that they're, you know, I'm non-binary and we don't want the children to be a binary. We don't want to have children judged by what you say, whether it's, whether just because you've born with a part or not a part doesn't mean that you're that part or not that part. It's agonizing. Well, I mean, all right, but the chromosomes are different. The plumbing is different. This is ignoring basic biology and science in the name of politics. But if you point this out, they say, well, why are you imposing things on me? I'm not. I'm not.

It's basic biology and science. But I think that we'll end. If it's not British Columbia, then it'll be California. Right. It's going to be one of those places on the left coast that will agree to this, and then it will just spread to the rest of the continent. And that's what they're waiting for. And that's what they're waiting. I was looking at stories waiting to go on with you, and was trying to find a story on this one.

And all these stories kept popping up of different jurisdictions. Just in the last two years, allowing people to change the gender on their birth certificates, on their passports, This is an ongoing phenomenon. That's fine. That's with adults. Right. That's adults. This is saying to a newborn child, you are neither male nor female.

That's denying them an awful lot, but it starts with denying reality. It sure does. All right. So Brian Lilly joining us from the great country of, what's the name of that country again? Canada. Oh, yeah, yeah, Canada. We talked to you last week a little bit with your help with the Speer Kids and raising money for the children that do not have a father because of a terrorist and yet the terrorist gets millions of dollars and the kids are left with nothing. If you can go to SpeerKids.com and help them out with that.

How is that going? And is there any news on whether the terrorist is still in hiding? Does he get the money? Does he not get the money? Do people know who he is? What's the deal with that? Well, Omar Cotter is the name of the terrorist. He still has his money,

and our Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, is still defending, giving him 10.5 million Canadian or about 8 million American. The latest thing that he's doing is chastising Canadians like myself and some conservative politicians for speaking to places like Fox News. I was on with Martha McCallum earlier this week, A conservative MP was on with Tucker Carlson,

Lane Morris, who has been trying to get at some of the money. He was the other sergeant, the other Special Forces sergeant that was injured, while Christopher Spear was killed. Lane Morris lost sight in his right eye. He was on with Tucker Carlson on Fox talking about this and denouncing the payment, Trudeau got him. But Trudeau still backing it and saying, oh, it's the right thing to do. We had to do it.

But most Canadians still don't agree and their outrage. So, and thanks again for bringing up the fundraising. We're $221,000 with 16 days left in the campaign. We said, let's try and raise a million. I'm not sure that we're going to hit the million mark with the time left, Jeffie. Yeah, whatever it is, it will definitely help the children. Yeah, but I think we'll be, you know, in the neighborhood of 300,000 by the time the campaign wraps up. To be fair, I believe that Justin Dutot, or a president or whatever you want to call him,

I think he was most pissed that you were on this broadcast. And it's just me. I mean, I could be, you know, I could be wrong, but that's just me. Brian Lilly, go ahead. I'll tell you, the help that we've received from you and everybody else at the blaze has been one of the biggest boosts to the campaign, and it's, as I said, $221,000 right now. Most of the money still coming from Canadians, though, who are, saying, I'm so annoyed that my prime minister gave a terrorist money, I'm going to help an American

family. And I think that's just a testament to how angry people are, but also close connections between the countries, my friend. Thanks, Brian. Appreciate it. Thank you. Ryan, Lily, from, you know, Canada. And he's a good friend, and I was good to talk to him. And I appreciate his insight on some of these stories. Once again, proving that we're rubbing off on Canada, or they're rubbing off on us. I'm not sure which is...

Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Are we back on? 888-903-33 is the phone number. Okay. So coming up in a couple minutes,

we're going to be talking to a Chuck in Florida.com. He's going to give us a quick rundown on some very weird stories in Florida. I have a story from Florida myself today that is absolutely infuriating. And I may even get to that before, Chuck, because I was reading it early this morning, and I got so pissed that all I could listen to was four nonblonds all morning long after that. I was so bad. All I wanted to do was listen to four non blondes and say what's going on. Can I get that song?

of my head no matter what I do this morning. And I've listened to it a few times. We did get big news yesterday, though. Big, big news on the possibility that there will be a creed to from Sylvester Stallone. I am fired up. An Instagram post from Sylvester Stallone confirmed. Well, it seems to confirm. I mean, his Instagram post is his notebook, handwriting.

The post says, just done. If you're curious, around 439 handwritten pages translate it's into about 120 page typed screenplay. Hashtag writer's cramp. Hashtag Rocky Belboa. Hashtag Drogh. Hashtag Adonis Creed. Hashtag MGM. Yes.

Creed 2. with with drago come on now you've got to love that got to love it got to love it because who does rocky rocky with drago is the best movie ever right the jeff fisher show the blaze radio network all right the jeff fisher show returns on the blaze radio network welcome to it 888 900 33 93 is the phone number thank you for coming along for the ride today you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at JeffEMRA. Thanks again for all the people that were asking about how my wife was doing during the plague-ridden week at the Fisher household. Not a lot of people saying, hey, Jeff, how are you?

How's your wife? How's your wife? you know, what about me? How about me? I was sick too. Yeah, that's what I thought. All right. So each week, we already talked to Canada. We found out how some stupid stories going on in Canada. We like to check in with our man, chuck, and Florida.com. And find out exactly some of the tremendous stupidity happening in the great state of Florida. Chuckinflora.com. Greetings, Jeffie, from Florida, where I will not be purchasing property

in OJ's neighborhood. Why not? I just think it's going to go down in value, you know. It could be because of, you know, certain residents. I'm just saying. Has he decided that he's where he's living down there yet? I think that's kind of a foregone conclusion, according to the media here that, you know,

because family is here and his kids. Because that's where he was living before, right? That's right. I think it was in South Florida, though. And now most of his family is up here in the Clearwater, St. Pete area. Well, is the daughter there, too? I believe she's a real estate agent over there. if I'm correct. Well, I know the kid, I know the boy is, but I didn't know that she was working in

in Tampa Bay as well. Um, something memory cell says that, yeah, she moved back. Doesn't matter. Whatever. But so the juice in Tampa Bay. Oh, man. Be right here next door neighbor. Yeah, I'd love that. Oh, yeah. I don't love that. It's O.J. Simpson, man. Right? I would buy property. I would. Do you know how much money you could sell to the paparazzi? Come on. The paparazzi. The Paparazzi, you could just rent that, you know, like parking lot space near the stadium. Well, I wish I would have thought of that. Right? That's not a bad scam, actually, if you're going to have a house near the OJ residents.

You could rent out your front lawn for, you know, $20 a pop, park here, and maybe get a good shot at OJ, so to speak. I wish I would have thought of that. It's probably a pretty good idea. So moving on to Weird Florida Stories of the Week, or fun Florida stories if you want to I don't know. Some of these are pretty outrageous. One of my favorites is the million-dollar ho who was arrested in Fort Pierce for, get this, prostitution. For a million bucks, I mean, she's got to be worth it for a million bucks.

I thought that, too. It's like, wow, I'm really interested now. If it's a million dollars, yeah, you would look at the picture and it just doesn't say a million dollars to me. So she just calls herself the million-dollar ho. Apparently, Deborah Thomas, 49. a Fort Pierce police officer sitting in his unmarked car and offered him a date. Nice.

Yeah, she got in the car and said, you know who I am? I'm the million dollar ho. A million dollar ho. Yeah. You know who I am? And then she pulls her dress up over her head. I mean, that's got to be worth something, right? But here's the deal.

She offered him a list of services for 40 bucks a pop. Well, you don't, look, you don't make a million bucks overnight. What if you're doing it? One of the time for 40 bucks. bucks, I had to do the math myself and I came up with, you know, it's a pretty simple equation. You've got a million dollars, right? 40 bucks a time to $25,000. I don't know.

So you do the equation for us. 25,000 customers. Okay, see, that's not bad. I mean, in a lifetime? Well, she was 49. I mean, you know, she could have had a good 10, 20 years in there. Yeah, but she's down the double slide to catch up. Yeah.

You get tired. Yeah, no, this is true. But I love the idea that she just considered herself the million dollar ho. And we move on. Moving on, Chick-fil-A protesters. Now, this was a couple of weeks back, and I was a little distraught because I'm a big Chick-fil-A fan and supporter. And, you know, even my daughter loves them and now is working for Chick-fil-A. She had a quote in her yearbook that if it's not Chick-fil-A, it's not.

not chicken. That's her actual yearbook quote. So now, I mean, here's these guys. They go into Chick-fil-A on... I don't want to stop for a second, Chuck. It's kind of sad, actually, but I just will... I don't want to dwell too much on the Chick-fil-A quote in the yearbook, but...

It was cute. I thought it was, you know, it was something from ROTC. They all love that there. So moving on, the story was actually about the, the protesters who showed up, and it was National Appreciation Day. Yeah, this was in Pinellas Park. Florida, right? Exactly. Yeah. And they're saying that, you know, if you wear a little bit of cow on your

costume for the day, they'll give you a chicken sandwich. I'm well aware of that tradition at Chick-fil-A. I thought you might have about that. Yeah. It doesn't take much to get the free meal at Chick-fil-A. In fact, I went there a year ago and just said, hey, look at me. And they said, okay, here you go. So, Chick-fil-A is a good, fine institution. Fine, fine people there. And so they, they, They raised a ruckus and made a scene and that were asked to leave and finally the police were called. And so that wasn't good enough. They had to go down to the park where at Crescent Lake people were fishing in St. Petersburg and were harassing the locals there that were actually just enjoying a nice father-son activity and all out there fishing off the pier and said, hey, those fish have feelings and you should let them go. And the guy says, we're going to take your fish and throw it back in the water.

And he says, oh, no, you're not. That's my fish. Go get your own fish. He says, no, you're hurting that fish. And then he says, if this was a cat or a dog, you know, we'd be considered heroes. I'm thinking, probably not. If you threw a cat in the water, that wouldn't be good at all. But anyway, the police were called and I guess the officers didn't see anything illegal or any kind of disturbance of the piece.

So they just left. Yeah, well, I mean, really, they weren't doing anything except threatening, right? They were just saying, hey. They threw the man's fish in the water. Oh, they did. They did. And to me, if you catch a fish, that's your property. Right?

You own the fish. You legally caught the fish. So they must have thrown it back in the water. That's got to be like theft or damage destruction. I don't know. It's kind of like you grab somebody else's shopping cart, right? It's not your food yet. I don't know, man.

That's my food. No, it's not. You just took it from a shelf and put it in a shopping cart. No, no. He owns it. now. It's not like he didn't have to pay for it. I mean, he has a fishing license, legally bought it, and, you know, and is now fishing on the pier in the state of... I understand that, but I'm just saying that he has not cooked the fish or taken it into his home, right?

Well, if you want to get technical, no, I'm hooked it on the side of the shore. I'm all for beating the crap out of the kids. I'm all for just, I'm all for beating the crap out of them and throwing them in and making them bring the fish back to my bucket. I'm all for that. But I'm just trying to be, you know, I'm just trying to be technical about it. Because really, would you, people get so pissed, would you take their shopping cart? Oh, dude. You want to have some fun. What happens to me all the time when I go to the home improvement stores? If you don't have some fun, just do that.

People get so mad. It's not your stuff. Right. I shop for that. It's in my car. It's my stuff, you know, and now you've moved it or worse than that, the store starts putting it back. I was only gone two minutes looking at the screwdrivers or whatever over here, you know? Makes me so mad.

All right. So moving on, I could go on to the one about the guy who crashed his car while driving on Clearwater Beach. Yeah, what was that story? He just drove on the beach? Well, no, he was recklessly driving. He was totally blitzed out of his mind. He actually had a bottle of whiskey in the car with him in his Jeep. That's the old days of four.

On the beach by the police. Yeah, that's good times. It's hot pursuit time. and this guy is Facebook live streaming it. Nice. So I have a link to the video. It will be posted with this. It is a funny,

funny video. The guy is so completely blotto. You can't understand half of what he's saying is bleeped out. But he does tend to take aim at all the lawn chairs and the various coolers on the beach as he's strolling through. Yeah, I'll teach you to think that it's private beach. Well, you know, Daytona, they allow you to drive. drive on the beach still in certain places, but in Clearwater, the sand is way too loose,

not a good idea, and by the way, highly illegal. So, yeah, chase ensued, and it, uh, hilarity at the end was, was pretty good. It was a good story to watch. Uh, I'm sorry, I've just, I'm caught up in your, uh, you're all for, uh, oh, the sand is too loose and it's a, it's a violation of regulations to drive on the beach in Clearwater. Well, thank you, Mr. City Manager. They have the sea turtles there, too. That's one of the, you know, the breed.

Yes, I'm well aware of their stupid sea turtles. Where you have to turn off every light in the entire state so they don't get confused. Right, because turtles are so dumb. They breed 8 billion turtles. All right. Pete is going to be after me for this, but they breed 8 billion 9197 of them. They let them go 8 billion, and they all die anyway. You shut off all the lights on the streets.

Right, right. So they just, they see the moon reflecting off the water and they trampled to the ocean because that's what we're supposed to do is be careful for the turtles. Be mindful of your life. Billion of them die immediately. Seabirds, you know, it has nothing to do with the lights. I digress. Go ahead. One more story of animal significance here.

And, you know, pit bulls are always in the news and somehow they've gotten a bad rap over the years. They're such good dogs. Gosh darn it. Them are fabulous animals. They are. They're so nice and friendly and... Yeah. Stop.

I mean, you could argue all you want that it's the breeding and so forth. However... Okay, okay, I will. You do that. There's actually a wonderful picture, and the dog seems to be smiling after he attacked a man who attempted to rape him. I can't understand what this guy was thinking. Wait. Yeah.

The dog... Right? Is on video. No, no video. Just a couple stills. Oh, just the story. Yeah. And he attacked a guy.

The guy after the attack, too, it was not pretty. He attacked the guy, and they're claiming that the dog attacked the guy because the guy was attempting or did rape? Allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a four-year-old male pit bull when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man's genitals with its teeth. Well, you get what you deserve. You get what you deserve. He had it coming. I'm sorry. Yes. There's so many other jokes to go with that too.

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Then the Blaze Radio Network. Now, we were talking to Chuck in Florida. dot com about stupid stories that happen in the great state of Florida. This story is not stupid. This story is absolutely agonizing. A group of teenagers laughed and watched as a man struggled in the water of a pond. The man drowned. His body was not found for days.

The five teenagers did nothing to help him. They didn't call 911. Nothing. they did shout out to him a couple times you can hear the teenagers talking in the background of the video the man

31 drowned July 9th his body was found five days later he was floating near the edge of the pond as detectives investigated the death they realized that there was a video from the teenagers of the man drowning

the state attorney for Brevard and Seminole counties you know what? There's not enough evidence for a criminal prosecution. Look, we're saddened, we're shocked, that he died and the failure of the teenagers to help him in any way. But, you know, with the low quality of the minute cell phone video, two and a half minute video, shows him failing in the water. The teenagers are laughing. one teenager hollers out an expletive, calls him a junkie.

Someone tells him not to expect any assistance. Ain't nobody going to help you. You shouldn't have got in there. About a minute into the video, it appears that he drowns. And you hear one of the voices on the video say, he just died. And the others begin to laugh. Now, surveillance footage shows that Mr. Dunn just went in

into the pond. No one was forcing him into the pond. He just went in on his own. I guess he walked with a cane. So he was either impaired from some kind of drug or really wanted to end up really killing himself.

And the fact that these teenagers did nothing to help him but film it and laugh is a shame. More than a shame. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Absolutely. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success.

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888-903.33 is the phone number. I can, I, seriously, I am so. We've talked about it before how you get songs stuck in your head. And I've posted on my Facebook page before about the song of the day. And you hear something and it sets you off. And it, you know, the song is there forever. And I say forever. It's there for, you know, a day or two or what, for a while.

It just seems like you cannot ever get rid of the song. And the song that has been in my head since last night is, of four non-blondes what's going on. And I heard it. My wife was listening to something and it was in the movie. It was in something. I heard it what's going on.

And the next thing I know, I play the video. And now I cannot stop. I cannot stop singing. okay, what's going on. And I'm sorry, it's just in my head forever. I can't, I'm thinking about other things. I want to talk about the teenagers who recorded the drowning man.

I want to talk about it, how frustrating it is that nothing can be done. You know, I talked a little bit of heading into the top of last hour, but in the state of Florida, no law in place that requires a person to render aid or call to render aid to a victim in distress. I bet that changes very soon. Local police were still trying to find a way to get these teens who filmed the man drowning in the pond. They believe that there's a Florida law requiring a person who is aware of a death to report it.

Okay, so, I mean, all they have to just, I mean, they say on tape that I think he just died or whatever, so at least one of them knew. So you get them on something like that. I mean, let's forget all that for just a second. And let's go back to filming a man, struggling to stay alive in a water pond. Is there another kind of pond?

No. Struggling to stay alive and then watching him drowned and laughing and shouting out to him. I couldn't imagine not wanting. to try to help. He wasn't coerced. They didn't try to talk him into going into the pond. He just went in himself.

So he was either impaired under some sort of, you know, drug, or he was actually trying to kill himself. Although he probably wouldn't be flailing and struggling if he was trying to kill himself. But for these young human beings, but call him that. To film it, laugh, watch him drown and do nothing

and then just walk away and post it on Facebook, absolutely unbelievable. And if you want to know why that something like this could happen, you say to yourself, well, you know, the world's been going to hell, Jeff, and you know that. You know, that's why the world is going to hell.

You've been reporting on it. Well, yes, we have. And these three have, headlines, maybe give you an idea of how something like this could happen. Planned Parenthood suggests pooping on a partner for teen sexual exploration. Gender reveal parties need to stop. Teen Vogue criticized for controversial anal sex guide aimed at adolescence. Well, of course it's aimed at adolescence.

It's Teen Vogue. we did the story from Canada the parent wants to deny science and say that the child is non-gendered. That's how you get to teenagers filming guys drowning and laughing about it.

You know how else you get to filming laughing about it? And I'm just as guilty. I am just as guilty as anyone else, but there are some shows in the long run that have made parents

look the other way forget little things and I am like the farthest person in the world to start judging on anything so I mean I really believe that you should be able to watch whatever you want

not the word police it's up to you to make the right call you know what's right or wrong you know what's right deep down inside you you know those teenagers they knew they should have helped deep down

They might not want to, and they didn't, obviously, but they know. They know they should have. They know. But I started watching, I finally started watching Transparent on Amazon. It's like the third season. I didn't get a chance to watch it on my new Samsung, 405-inch TV that I really want bad. I don't have it yet.

But Samsung, you know, if you're looking for people to, you know, test it, My name is Jeff Fisher. I'm here in Dallas, Texas, and I'd love to be able to test your 405-inch TV. Anything you want me to watch on it, it would be fine. Thank you. It'd be really nice. 4K.

Think of that. How sweet that'd be in your house. I mean, I'd be able to put it outside the house. It wouldn't fit in the house. Still have the 405-inch. So I'm watching Transparent. And as I'm watching it, as I'm watching it, I realize that I could find a way

to why this show is getting all the awards. And as we're under remodeling here in the Blaze Radio Network, I realized why we're remodeling because microphone stands break. Did you know that? Did you know microphone stands can break? Because that's this one just did. The middle of me talking about transparent. They're pissed.

Hold on a second. I got to screw this back yet. See if it screws back. I thought maybe I could do it without talking about it, but I can't. That should be all right. That should be all right. Okay. It's got to be careful.

I got to be careful grabbing it. And the microphone, too. I know. So I'm watching Transparent. And I think, well, that's the third season, right? It's been so great. I love, you know, Jeffrey Tamor. I love all these actors that are in it, and he's won all these awards, and everybody

loves it. And I thought, okay, I'll finally sit down, and we'll find out. exactly what it's about. Well, you want to know why they're winning awards? I'll tell you. This is the end of episode one, episode one of Transparent on Amazon. The end.

All right? He is struggling to tell his children that he wants to be a woman, wants to live like a woman, dress like a woman, be a woman. Struggled with that all his life. All right? his oldest daughter married with children is getting ready to have an affair a sexual romp with another with another female who is an old friend of hers from way back that's just gotten together and she's invited her over to her father's home and they're getting ready to have a little sexual party together the son middle child i believe but the son he's got two daughters

and a son, is sleeping with one pretty good-looking blonde. The blonde has another that has a sister there that he claims he's not sleeping with because she's under 18 or under 17. But before he went home to her, and we found out that she's pregnant with his kid in episode two, but I'm still on episode one, before I went home to her, he stopped off and had a sexual romp affair with a. male who was a transsexual wearing a dress. The youngest daughter is just now getting ready to have an affair with a trainer

because she wants to have, she thought he was good looking in the park and she wants him to train her, which he's going to, which he is training her. And you ask yourself, huh, I wonder why Hollywood is giving. this show all the awards. I wonder why Hollywood is giving this show all the awards. Huh. I wonder why. Oh, oh, I know.

It's all of that. It's the whole thing. Now, let me tell you what happened in episode two. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. 888903393 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at JeffeyMRA.

Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Instagram at JeffeyMRA. Right now in Norfolk, Virginia, the Naval Station, our president, Donald J. Trump, is speaking. He's speaking on American Pride and Prestige as they launch a new Gerald R. Ford. Only costs us $12.9 billion. Listen, that's only what?

100 and some thousand a foot. The aircraft carriers launches, cares 12.9 bill. Spain, America. And it looks like Don got a haircut. I mean, it looks like the president got a haircut. Or he's just toned it back here from up on the deck of the Gerald R. Ford. But to congratulations, the United States Navy.

Let's get that thing launched. Let's go. And I didn't really, I mean, you launch a giant ship like this, and you've got to go through 18 billion people speaking. Everybody's got to glad hand themselves for spending $12.9 billion of my money. Okay, well, I mean, a penny of it was my money. Just put the thing in the water and let's go. But congratulations to the Navy for the $12.9 billion aircraft carrier.

Gerald R. Ford. So this is coming to a state near you very, very soon. Washington State drivers Now using any electronic device Behind the wheel of an automobile Could result in charges Like into a DUI It's called an E-D-U-I

Now it takes effect This weekend And man do I want this to take effect everywhere Now there are a lot of There are a lot of places that, you know, it's illegal to text and drive. I got it. Everyone knows that you're not supposed to text and drive.

It's distracting. Everyone has been close to everyone has said, well, I just got to get this one more word out. And look up and have to hit the brakes. Everyone has done that. You can pretend like it hasn't been you, but it has been you. Somebody is called and you've got the phone down here on your left

and you're driving and you're one last, one last little oh yeah okay I got you yes I will be that quick we know and there's been plenty of people injured because of distracted driving

people testing and driving so you know it's you know you're not supposed to do it it's wrong however now in Washington State you can't even do it when you're parked At a red light.

That's a problem. I have a big problem with that. Everyone knows you're not supposed to text and drive. And you're not supposed to speed either. So when you get caught speed and you pay the ticket. You get caught texting and driving. You pay the ticket. Let's move on.

All right. At a red light? I'm stopped at a red light. That's the time that you text people. You're at a red light. That's the time. Calls came in while I was driving. Texts came in while I was driving.

I'm not going to respond. because I'm driving. It's dangerous. I want to keep both hands at 10 and 2 and drive the speed limit to get to my destination without running into other vehicles or people. Oh, there's a red light. Stop.

Text. I can see that Mary needs milk. I can see that I'm supposed to call this person. Come on. Even at a light? And what about, I mean, am I able to use am I able to use it for a GPS? Am I able to have my phone up in the window, you know, for directions?

Does that count? Am I looking at it? Where do I have to have it? I mean, I realize that it would put the cell phones down. Preserve life. Yeah, I know. But we use it for more than just texting and just calling in today's world. So I'm a little, I'm a little concerned that,

we're going a little bit too far. Maybe we ought to just bring it back just a little. Now, this is another example of a law that if I am Uber, just like the new levels on what's considered being impaired to drive is happening around the country and they're dropping those levels or making them higher, whatever way you want to look at it, so you drink less and you're considered impaired. If I'm a company like Uber, I am behind these laws 180,000 percent.

Is there a 180,000 percent? Yes. I am behind these laws so much because if you want to get to the point where people don't drive themselves but have other people driving them around. And another example of driverless cars coming, right? But especially now since we don't have the technology to make the whole driverless thing work really like we want it to, but we do have the technology to just have other people drive us around,

just Uber it so that you don't have to worry about driving so that I can text and I can work and I can be shuttled to wherever, I have to go. If I'm Uber, I'm behind these laws all over the country. Make them as hard as you want. No texting and driving. Make people want to not drive so that they can call me for a ride. And that's my new ad campaign for Uber. But I really do think that that's a problem if I can't text and drive at a red light. All right, well, I'm not texting and driving at a red light because I'm stopped. That's the point. That's when you have the opportunity. I can't spend 20 minutes in a car without looking at my phone and texting. I'm looking forward to the red lights, okay?

That's what I'm using it for. Don't make me not be able to do that then. No, no, officer, I wasn't texting and driving. I was, um, you know, just had the phone in my hand. I know that some places in this neck of the woods were putting buses on the highway with the dark windows, so you'd be driving down the highway and the buses would have police officers in them,

looking down in the cars because people try to, you know, stash the phone down as they're texting and driving. Come on. It's not fair. That's cheating. That's cheating. You guys are giving me a chance.

It's cheating. It's not fair. I'm supposed to try to hide it did block see the law, right? No? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show.

Welcome to it. Did I mention that it is the surface of the sun in Texas? I mean, and what's good news about Texas? And I'm, you know, look, I know it's hot around the country. I got it. It says summertime, Jeff. That's what happens. and what, this your first summer in Texas?

Don't you know it's hot like this? I got it. Thank you. Thank you. I know. The first time I ever came to Texas, it was the drought season or the hottest record on the surface of the sun, heat thing that was happening.

Sorry, I've got to rearrange my words. Can't speak right now. I'm high on carpet glue. That's really a fact. I am. This is starting to really affect me. Just, I can blame it.

Play it on the carpet glue. Okay. So they list, release a list of the sweatiest cities in the U.S. Now, I've lived, I've lived in Florida. I've lived in Texas.

I've lived in Pennsylvania. I've lived in Michigan. I've lived in Jersey. What else have I? I don't know where I lived around the country. But the number one, sweatiest city? Is New York City?

I've been in the city in the summer. There's a song. It starts like that too. Then Washington, D.C., then Chicago, then Miami, then Boston. These are the sweatiest cities in America. Philadelphia. I mean, Philly's not bad. Atlanta.

Tampa. Tampa is a lot worse than Philadelphia. Houston, Houston and Tampa are probably neck and neck. They're both really, it's the humidity. See, there's less humidity here in North Texas. The North Texas is just surface of the sun. And New Orleans is number 10. Those are the top 10 sweatiest cities in America.

And then you get the idea of, well, what do people do without the AC? I can't imagine what they would do without the AC. How did they live? Well, we don't have to worry about that because we do have air conditioning. That's what makes us great. Created, we've moved on as the future. But in the past, if you remember, especially like in Tampa Bay, for example,

when they didn't have air conditioning, there wasn't 8 billion people living in Tampa Bay. And so there wasn't all the concrete and all the buildings. You still got a lot of the, there wasn't the condos blocking the wind coming off the Gulf of Mexico. Mexico, so you didn't get some sort of air flow thing happening. Right? But not only, I look back and I say, oh, you know, they lived without air conditioning and that's how they did it fine. But, you know, I realize I'm dead if we don't have the creature comforts that we have now.

So my daughter says, my daughter wants to start making, start planting things. God help us I was raised on a farm I was raised in gardens I was raised watching people garden and there are a lot of work

farming is hard work and it sucks and that's why we moved on from it that's why we developed foods that can be provided without having to be out in the stupid field for 20 hours a day just to get an ear of corn so

and I look I watch my I don't know how I watched my Dad, you'd come home from work and he'd be out in the back and he'd be in his garden all night, you know, hoeing, hoeing the weeds out and spraying and trimming and cutting. Was the iricorn that much better? Some would say yes. I would say no.

So my daughter gets this idea that she wants to make cantaloupes. She wants to grow cantaloupes. Great. Let's grow some can't. Throw them in a bag. And they actually start growing. I mean, we're getting cantaloups. Okay, but this is where the work comes in.

If you neglect things, you know, like you're supposed to figure out how to grow. When you grow cantaloupes, you're supposed to have a trellis and they're supposed to hang up on things. They're not supposed to just grow on the ground. Because if they grow on the ground, when they start getting ripe, when you start going, that's going to be a good look.

That's a good looking cantaloupe right there. Look at the size of that thing. That's what the bugs from the ground have decided, yes, yes, this is getting right. Yes, this is getting perfect. I think we'll burrow in and eat it. And humans don't get a chance. So I'm dead.

I mean, in the days of walking dead, if that happens, gone. Have a nice day. I mean, I'll survive for a little bit. I mean, maybe my wife will kill a few people around me, you know, to make, she'll save me for a little while, then she'll go, holy crap, am I tired to take

care of you? Boom. I mean, that's not going to be long. I know that. It might not even, she might not even, I mean, that's even a concern for me that she would even just for a little bit. Think. Okay, well, I'm going to, you know, we'll save each other for a little bit.

Because I think maybe even in the beginning she might go, okay, well, I'm not dragging your fat ass around. I'll tell you that. And just end it right then. but I was able to watch the new we've missed the Walking Dead and we'll have a new Talking Walking Dead podcast coming Monday

with Jason Butchral and Brad Stags and Sean Foster because Comic Con released the new Season 8 trailer yesterday and it is awesome it's five minutes long really good you can watch it on my

Facebook page Jeff Fisher Radio so we'll be talking a little bit about that in the future we'll also be talking a little bit of fear as fear released their new trailer for the next half of their season

and oh oh So we may talk a little bit about that. However, the trailer for Walking Dead and season 8 was awesome. And I took a quick, just a quick little 20, 30 second excerpt from it, just to give you a little feeling of what the new season of Walking Dead is going to be like. When I first met him,

Jesus said my world was going to get a whole lot bigger. We found that world. We found each other. That bigger world is ours by right. Think about it. That's what I say to that. Think about it. Rick's taking the bull by the horns.

And the war is coming. The war is coming. And it's going to be a really good season. So I am looking forward to season 8 of the walking dead. Looking forward to it. Man, I got to get some fresh air. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher show.

Sadly, the world's oldest hippo has died. I know. I know what you're saying. my gosh. What? Not the world's oldest hippo, yeah. Yeah, the world's oldest hippo has died and it's sad

news coming from the Philippines. Also more sad news in the animal world. One of the children of, remember the if I could get my computer to open, I could tell you the name of the stupid story. What was the name of the lion? Cecil the lion. Yes, thank you.

Cecil the lion. Ryan, thank you. His kid has now been killed in Africa. Sad news. Sad news. Pete, I hope you're upset about that. We're trying to, I've told that we're going to be in communication, maybe next week, with our monkey photographer, selfie monkey photographer, who is now broken. We'll find out what he's doing now if he's actually moved on or if he just lied to us.

And he's taking pictures and he's sneaking back. monkey selfies around behind our backs. Because it's very possible that's what he's doing. That he's just sneaking around behind our back, taking monkey selfies. Did you know that if you're locked in a room, clothes in a room with carpet glue, it's fresh? Man, it is, I don't know if it's the plague. I don't know if I still have the cold medicine kicking in or what,

but, who, I don't know that I want to leave the room now. And I can't stop playing four non-blondes over and over again during the break. So I'm blaming it on the carpet glue. I'm blaming it on the carpet glue. Other than that, you know, I don't care. I don't care. I had some great robot stories that would work if my laptop would open them up. But apparently, when I talked to the IT department earlier this week,

they said, oh, yeah, you know, I said, what happens is I open up, you know, too many tabs and then it slows down and then it just stops. And so I have to try to remember, you know, when I reach a certain point at so many tabs, and I don't know how many that is, that I've got to close them all and I've got to do it ahead of time before I start opening other tabs. Oh, I don't know what that is. That's a RAM problem. You need some more RAM.

Okay. How about we give it some more RAM? Well, we've got to do this first. We'll put you on the list. I'll get some of that going for you. So, you know, what you need? Let's continue to do what you're doing. And, you know, don't worry about it.

Maybe, you know, just don't open so many tabs. That's all. Don't open so many tabs. You know, is that so difficult to figure out? Well, no, that's what I'm doing, and it's still not working properly. Well, yeah, because I told you, you need some more RAM. I mean, it's pretty simple. You need some more RAM on this thing.

Or, you know, what you probably could do is, you know, get a new computer. There's a thought. So I've been inundated with robot stories. Some are very, very fascinating. Plenty of new sexual robot stories that I find very fascinating. Really? Yes. One of the companies that I was reading a story last week that was sent to me,

and you know what? I am going to spend an hour on some robots and what's happening because they are breaking through with some tremendous, not only with the stupid sexual robots. I got it. But they are breaking through with robotics that are going to be, if you think you're going to be working as a human being in a couple of years, eh-uh, think again.

You're going to be praying for a men come. Because they're going to be, can you do this? Well, sure, I can do that. Can you do it this fast and this? productive. Well, no, I'm a human. Okay, never mind. Thank you. Can you fix that robot over there? Well, no, I can't right now. Okay, get out. If you want your kids to be working in a few years, teach them how to fix robots. Teach them how to fix robots. Teach them how to get under there with a screwdriver. What's the last time you saw a robot worked on with a screwdriver?

You could make your own jokes with that too. But there are plenty of robot stories going on. There's all kinds of other. They're happy to have these robot guards at the New World at the World Cup coming up next year. We saw pictures of the robot patrols that they're so happy about. This one actually killed itself. It drove itself right into the pond and killed itself. It didn't take teenagers filming that bad boy.

Say it. It looked like you're going to make it. Thank you, bro. I mean, so there, we're so, if you, if we have robots killing themselves, it's close. It's close.

So be prepared. Teach your kids how to fix robots. That's my message to you today. Teach your children how to fix robots. Okay. You want them to work. You want them to take care of you in your old age. Teach them to fix robots.

you're welcome Lawrence Jones standing by coming up here on the Blaze Radio Network and then Mike Slater and then Joe Pags rounding out your Saturday

lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network thank you so much for coming along for the ride today and you know one of the things that I like to remember and this is something that I'm going to leave you with

I always joke around with you a little bit at the end of the show about you know what you can do to make your life better by maybe dressing better staying in the house dressed like you're dressed right now

it's probably best it's up to you but it's probably best just to stay inside the way you're dressed but just remember that for the most part money can't buy common sense character manners

integrity respect morals patience trust class and love whoever made that list does not have money I'll tell you that because there's a few things down there

I know goodbye no again this is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network Thank you