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Okay, so we have, what's happened?
It's been kind of a short week.
We had the, you know, not for me.
I had to work all week, Jeff, just except for the fireworks on the fourth.
I know.
But I was here last weekend, too, holiday weekend, okay?
I was here, breaking my back for you, busted my hump.
Hope you enjoyed the fourth.
I actually, you know, I kind of liked the fourth and the fireworks and everything,
but we went to a new place this year.
Do you ever decide this year, this year,
thought, you know, last year we had a really great place.
We'd watch the fireworks.
It was there. It was good.
This year I thought, oh, you know, this place looks really good.
And they've got a crowd and you can park.
It's easy parking in and out.
And, you know, the kids can run around and have a little fun.
And, oh, yeah, this looks like a perfect place because the fireworks, they shoot off right there.
Yeah, they don't shoot off right there, Jeff.
They shoot off to the right where that tree is blocking your view.
Oh.
All right.
Well, so we just have to move after the fireworks begin.
try to squeeze into the crowd that actually has the decency.
So if you find a good place, this is a tip for me,
if you find a good place over the years to go and watch fireworks,
just stick to it.
Just stick to it.
Don't try something new.
Don't think, you know what?
Maybe we'll try this different angle this year.
No.
Find a good place.
Stick to it.
So it was a short week for some people.
You know that Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday,
oh, that's tough.
Especially on Thursday when you remembered,
it's not Tuesday.
It's Thursday.
Yes.
So it was a good week.
Still a lot of stuff going on, the G20 going on.
For the start of next week, I'll give you a little, you know, you can be, you know, break room smart.
You know, break room smart.
Just so you know the headline.
Some stuff that you can sit there and go, yeah, yeah, I know that story.
Even if you don't know the whole thing, all you have to do is to know the headline.
You're good for the break room, right?
You're in and out.
You're in it out.
So the G20 still going.
on.
You know, who knows when they're going to leave that thing?
They'll all fly out of there today, sometime later today.
Some of them probably already got mad and left.
But they had all kinds of demonstrations going on, and in fact, they were calling it,
Welcome to Hell.
And the protesters were, they did some damage.
They were smoke bombs, hurling bottles.
There were 76 police officers.
got injured.
And, I mean, they know what to protest in Hamburg.
Because, I mean, they were burning cars on, starting cars on fire, burning trash,
because they're against capitalism.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, good.
That's great.
Good.
You keep protesting that.
Yeah, you keep protesting that.
One of my favorite reports, though, were,
All the reports of the police officers that got hurt,
and obviously there were plenty of police officers that got injured
that was not pretty.
And with the fires and the damage and the smoke bombs.
But the one report talked about the helicopter pilots,
and they didn't call them pilots.
They didn't the helicopter police.
They sustained eye injuries when laser pointers were directed at
Okay.
Really?
And I know now I'm going to be hearing from all the pilots at all the airports.
Those laser pointers are dangerous.
Planes could crash.
It's illegal to throw those at planes.
Yes, I'm aware.
But I mean, we're just going to tack on the protesters.
You know, you're supposed to be walking on the street with your shoes tied too.
Tack it on the report.
It just struck me funny that after all the fires and the trash burning and the smoke bombs
and the pepper spray.
and people are actually getting injured with bones broken.
And don't forget,
some people fired laser pointers at helicopter police.
Oh, okay.
Okay, whatever.
But it was really the U.S. First Lady, Melania, at one point,
she wasn't even able to leave the hotel where they were at.
She was supposed to take part in the spouse excursion.
And the Hamburg police said,
No. You know what? No. You're going to stay right here right now. There's too much stuff going on. We don't want anything bad to happen to you. Really? That was awful nice. They couldn't even find a, they didn't even have a real hotel to stay in. After the... They decided, you know, well, Trump won the presidency. And then I guess John Kerry canceled the reservations he had. I'm not going to be there. So I'll just cancel the reservation. So there were no hotel rooms at all in Hamburg.
I guess Trump Car probably could have stayed on the plane.
Ha!
That would have been funny.
I just didn't have to stay on the plane.
But he actually stayed at the Germany's state house.
It's the Hamburg location that Angola, you know, Angela Merkel.
Yeah, it's the Senate guest house.
And it looks like a pretty nice house.
I'm sure it's not up to Trump Hotel standards.
The staff is at the consulate.
That might save us a few bucks.
You never know.
So maybe we probably still had to pay for the rooms that Carrie and Obama had reserved
because we canceled our reservation a year, less than a year out from the event.
And then we still have, Trump was still taking a beating on his,
was travel ban
and it's actually
the tide is starting to turn and you thought that it was going to be
was over with Hawaii suing
and the judge
Thursday
said no
no more
the Supreme Court has ruled we're done you're not going to
we're not going to do this we're I'm going to reject your request
it's over have a nice day
well the state legal team
filed a new motion yesterday
to declare the policy
that the Trump administration
began implementing
no we can't have that anymore
we don't want
we want you to be able to do it
because he broke your
first request
come on now
Hawaii
stop it
it'll be okay
I'm sure the travel ban isn't affecting you
that much
okay it'll be all right
big news
yesterday a QVC
acquire
hearing HSN.
Yeah, you heard me.
QVC and HSN are still alive and well
on cable networks across the country.
And this is how alive and well they are.
QVC dropped a $2.1 billion for HSN.
I mean, that's a big chunk of change.
And there were all kinds of fun
all over the interwebs.
And only for six easy payments of $350 million.
Pretty good.
The offer was on the table for a limited time and included free shipping.
Everybody wants that money back guarantee, too.
That money back guarantee they have to have that.
And proof that insomniacs and your grandma still haven't embraced the Internet.
You know, the clock is counting.
We've only got 20 of these items left.
Order now.
I mean, that's a good layout.
I've been to their studios in Tampa, Tampa,
Tampa Bay is actually, I think, technically in St. Petersburg.
But they got a slick operation, and they move some product for people.
There's no question.
And there's going to be a big, big battle now on Shark Tank, right?
Because Lori and Damon are always fighting over the, who has the better connection,
QVC or HSN, and now they're together.
Look out.
That's some Shark Tank battles going on now.
Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking.
we've been told for how long he's
smartest man on the planet
never mind the way
you know
looks a little frightening from time to time
but
Stephen Hawking
a Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement could push
Earth over the brink
it may be Stephen is losing some brain cells
it's possible Stephen has lost some
because
no Steve
no
pulling out of the Paris Agreement
is not going to push Earth
over the brink.
Okay? Sorry.
Sorry to disappoint you.
Not going to happen.
Okay?
We have the two hot shots from Silicon Valley,
Mark Pinkus and Reed Hoffman.
Pinkus, co-founder of
Zinga and Hoffman, the brains behind LinkedIn.
That guy is a genius
behind LinkedIn
because you can't
you can't click on an email
that has LinkedIn written in it
without getting another 18 million emails
finally you just give in okay
okay okay I'll be part
of LinkedIn
just stop sending me emails
if someone sends you an email
that has LinkedIn anywhere
in the verbiage man do not open that thing
if you open it
doomed
doomed.
You will be
receiving
LinkedIn requests
from people who have seen your name
on LinkedIn, from people who want your name
on LinkedIn, from LinkedIn
saying, hey, you should be more
on LinkedIn, it never ends.
It never ends.
I'm just telling you. It might be, it's a great product.
I've heard great things about it. People love it.
There are some people out there that love it.
I just, I don't see, I've had enough.
I don't want any more zillion emails from LinkedIn.
Okay.
But anyway, they have started their new,
win the future campaign for the Democrats.
They're tired of how the Democratic Party is not doing how they like it.
So they want to create a new movement and force within the Democratic Party.
and yes, you heard the name right.
Win the future.
W.T.F.
I haven't really found anyone to run under the WTF handle yet, but I'm sure they will.
And, you know, these guys have all, think about it.
They're talking about starting this new park.
And they've got two, you know, Silicon Valley, you know, but billionaires.
I don't know if the Pinnis is, those guys are billionaires.
but multi, hundreds of millionaires.
And they already dropped between the two of them, 500,000.
That seems a little cheap.
If they really believed that they needed a new party,
maybe they'd drop at least a mill a piece.
You know, maybe not.
It's just me.
Just me.
We have the Cosby retrial.
Yes, they're going to retry.
Bill Cosby.
wasn't good enough.
We went through this madness of a trial
and got the hung jury.
Nope.
We're going to retry them again.
I would be interested
to find out just where the line
stops
and how much money they're going to spend
on trying to try Bill Cosby
and find him guilty.
It's
it's never end.
never ending.
Now this is the district attorney
wants Bill Cosby so bad he can
taste it.
He's like a pit bull, man.
He will not give up.
And he's already been clunked in the head once.
Sooner or later, the dog walks away and says,
you know what, I don't want to get clunked in the head anymore,
but okay.
And more Hollywood news, Jim Carrey.
I'd love him.
We'll answer questions about his late girlfriend.
She committed suicide, and they've been after him for a while now.
She committed suicide back in 2015.
He's being sued for wrongful death by the girlfriend's estranged husband and her mother.
Now, both complaints were put into one case earlier this week,
claiming that Kerry obtained drugs that killed the girlfriend under the false.
name Arthur King provided them to her despite knowing she was prone to depression and had previously
attempted suicide. And furthermore, they alleged that Carrie gave his girlfriend three STDs
without warning. What? Yeah, apparently the girlfriend and him had some sort of sexual
relation. I mean, and he didn't tell her that he was inflamed. That's not funny. She committed suicide.
I apologize.
The truth has been known for some time.
Troubled woman took her life,
and Jim Carrey had nothing to do with it, says Jim's attorney.
He's looking forward to this deposition being taken
because the truth ultimately will prevail,
and there's nothing in this deposition that's going to change the truth.
Jim Carrey calls it a shakedown.
The strange husband and mother's attorney,
we've been demanding this deposition for months.
He will now be forced to answer questions
about how he gave Ms. White three STDs,
humiliated and demeaned her,
and then gave her the drugs she used to kill herself.
We are counting the days until the truth is known.
This is going to be fun.
I mean, I'll give you, I'll grant you.
Jeff, it's about a girl's death.
How can it be fun?
Come on.
Jim Carrey, drugs, STDs,
It can't be fun about that.
This is
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You know, one of the things that happened at the G20
was that big news that President Trump met with Vladimir of Putin.
And they made a big deal out of it.
You know, whatever.
They were supposed to talk for 30 minutes,
and they talked for, you know,
they're still talking.
They're still in the back room, chat.
And there were some great pictures, you know,
from their handshake, how Donald, you know,
the body language experts were all out saying how Donald
dominated Vlad.
But Donald's a big guy, right?
So he's over, I mean,
Vlad is like, you know, a munchkin compared to Don.
So, you know, Don,
A great couple of pictures of their meeting when they're sitting at the chairs.
And you know how Trump always, when he wants to shake your hand, he doesn't reach his hand out.
He just turns his arm, leaves his elbow on the chair.
It makes you lean forward to shake his hand.
It's his own little, I'm the ruler, you come to me, thing.
I mean, it almost makes you want to not reach for his hand.
but the picture of Vlad having to reach for Donald's hand, fantastic.
And I will say, I will say that that photo,
there's one particular photo I'm looking at from the G20 line,
is that at least from this angle,
it appears that Donald Trump has much bigger hands than Vladimir Putin.
Vlad's got this little hand reaching out toward Donald's arm
and Don's just like,
just reach out and shake my hand.
Good to talk to you, Vlad.
Take care.
We'll do what we want, okay?
I just found it fascinating that
this one picture makes Vlad look like he's got
really little hands.
So Don should be real happy about that news
because, you know, that kind of irks of that
he's got those little little baby hands.
But at least up against the munchkins,
he's good.
So it's good for him.
Good for him.
Ah, sick of the G20.
A bunch of rulers sitting around yapping.
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So we had the big protests in Hamburg, Germany.
We're going to have more protests here in America, too.
Yes.
horrific protests.
And actually, you might be behind this one.
I'm not sure.
An open letter written by the Woman's March, Tamika.
What is it?
Mallory?
Mallory.
I didn't watch the BET Awards that she was on,
so I'm not sure how to pronounce her name.
What is it?
Mallory?
She is all wound up.
She's all wound up at the Blaze Television Networks,
Dana Lash.
I don't know.
I'm going to air what Tamika is all wound up about and ready to protest in March.
But I'm going to air it under the discretion of be advised.
It's calling, according to Tamika,
it's calling for members of the NRA and other gun owners to take up arms
and particularly against people of color and people who support
protesters
and
she is
very, very upset
and this ad calls for
violence against anyone who exercises
their First Amendment right to protest.
And so I'm just going to air
the ad and under
that disclaimer
that
Tamika D.
What's her name?
Valerie?
Head of the Women's March
she's all wound up about it.
There's a warning first.
This is Dana Lash in her latest NRA.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children
that their president is another Hitler.
They use their movie stars and singers.
Wait, I don't know that I can hear this whole spot.
Seriously.
I mean, right off the bat, it's starting to get all wound up.
I'm just,
All right, I'll hear it.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children that their president is another Hitler.
They use their movie stars and singers and comedy shows and award shows to repeat their narrative over and over again.
All right, stop this thing.
Oh, we're causing too much violence.
I can't Dana, man.
Holy cow.
You hear that?
Do you hear what she's calling for?
I mean, I love Dana Lash.
and
you know, I'm fortunate enough to see her, you know,
most days here in the building,
and she's, you know, hard worker.
She has a radio show.
She's got a family.
You know, I know her husband.
I like him.
But, uh, foo, this spot, man, is,
I don't know if we can air the whole thing.
All right, go ahead.
Start it again from the beginning.
I'll see if I can make it through it.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children.
that their president is another Hitler.
They use their movie stars and singers
and comedy shows and award shows
to repeat their narrative over and over again.
And then they use their ex-president
to endorse the resistance,
all to make them march,
make them protest,
make them scream racism and sexism
and xenophobia and homophobia
to smash windows, burn cars,
shut down interstates and airports,
bully and terrorize the law-abiding,
until the only option left
is for the police to do their jobs
and stop the madness.
And when that happens,
they'll use it as an excuse for their outrage.
The only way we stop this,
the only way we save our country
and our freedom is to fight this violence of lies
with a clenched fist of truth.
I'm the National Rifle Association of America
and I'm Freedom's safest place.
Holy cow. I apologize.
I mean, that is, wow.
Now, the woman's march has organized a protest that according to the Facebook page is going to be a mass mobilization.
And they're going to try to pressure the NRA into giving into some of the demands that, what's her name?
Mallory, the head of the woman's march?
Yeah.
That she wants, or that they want, you know, her people.
The event, the marchers.
and who can, I mean, we all remember her, you know, the great pussy hat march.
Who doesn't have that?
You don't remember that?
Seriously?
I've got some, I've got some of their hats.
It's a big part of their protests.
It's great.
I enjoyed it.
But I don't know.
I want to, look, the NRA's probably not going to take it down.
So what's her name?
Mallory?
She's going to be pissed.
and you can hear in the ad
how Dana is just calling for hatred
I mean she might as well just go to Hamburg
and join the Welcome to Hell movement
because that's what's going on in that commercial
I'll tell you that right now
it's absolutely agonizing
and it's good for Dana
because there's these people are all wound up over her ad
and it's just an ad
it's just a commercial it's okay
it's okay
and I'm sure
Wayne LaPierre, Mr. NRA,
will
not take it down.
Have a nice day.
Good luck, God bless.
And remember of all the NRA members
really, if, that's just
something off the top of my head, if
the NRA members
were the problem,
I'm guessing you probably would know it already
because there's
quite a few of them.
There's quite a few of them, and they all have a lot of guns.
So you might think about that.
Tamika Mallory, Women's March Organizer.
888-90333 is the phone number.
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Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
Coming up immediately following this broadcast is Lawrence Jones.
And then Mike Slater and then Joe Pags, that's your, I mean, that's your Saturday.
day lineup. Michael Pelka was live just before this show. I mean, he was live, wasn't he? He was here
live, right? I mean, he was doing the show live. Wasn't a tape show or anything? Okay. Yeah, so he's
usually live before me. And then, I mean, that's your Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network.
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That's why we give and we give and we give.
Now, you know we had all kinds of earthquakes this week, right?
I mean, you realize that, right?
I mean, in north of Dallas, the north part of the country in Yellowstone.
Okay?
Now, the Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, they've got the big supervolcano.
And really the super volcano, if it were to blow where we're at in Dallas,
is still in
we're still inside the cone
of possible death
of the super volcano
now Thursday morning
they had a 5.8
and they had
hundreds of little earthquakes
all through that area
now fortunately
we didn't feel them here
I don't know if you ever felt an earthquake
but it's really kind of
the small ones
are like ooh what was that
And the bigger ones, you're like, holy cow.
I mean, the building we're in now, Mercury Studios,
you look at it from the house, that looks pretty sturdy.
It's a big building.
And I was sitting at a desk, and you hear this,
and I mean, windows and walls start shaking,
and you realize that, and that was like a four,
might not even have been a four.
I don't even remember what.
It wasn't any higher than a four.
I mean, you start getting into sixes and seven.
Buildings are coming down, man.
And if we're in a couple of these big studios that have lights hanging from the ceiling
and up above, up farther at the highest studio, they've got these metal grates.
Some of which are not attached.
I don't want.
Oh, I mean, don't tell OSHA.
I mean, they're all attached and they're wired in perfectly.
And those start dropping.
Hardhead isn't going to help
It looks pretty good with a metal grate through his skull
That a hard hat helmet he was wearing
Yeah
They don't make those like they used to
I'll tell you that
So be ready the super volcano could happen
Could go off at any time
We could all be doomed
Doomed
I remember the first earthquake
I remember the first earthquake I felt was in Michigan
I was living in Michigan at the time
I know you think Michigan what
But I remember sitting in Michigan
And I had just
I had just partaked
In a substance that
I think is still illegal
I think it's still illegal
It's possible
There's some places where it's not illegal anymore
Some would argue that okay
The Fed's still consider it illegal
No matter where you're at
But there are some areas in the country that say
Hey it's okay here
I know that the feds do
disagree with that, but I'm just telling you that happens all over America.
And I was sitting in this chair and the light starts moving back and forth and I feel the chair kind of start moving.
And I'm thinking, I got to get some more of this.
And then I realized that it was an earthquake.
Earthquakes are not fun.
Unless, nah, they're not fun.
You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show.
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I want to issue, we need to issue an apology.
We've been making fun of another person who broadcasts here in America.
Mr. Alex Jones, and I want to apologize to him.
I want to apologize to him because it appears that, I mean, he was right.
He was right.
We lead with our mistakes here at the blaze.
That's what we do.
When we make a mistake, we want to say, hey, I made a mistake.
Sorry.
Okay.
At the 50th anniversary symposium of the Fisheries Society in the British Isles at extra university,
which just ended yesterday, by the way,
the symposium was the third through the seventh.
And, I mean, of course you knew that.
I don't want to talk down to you.
Everyone got their 50th anniversary symposium
of the Fisheries Society Flyer,
letting you know that it was going on.
Professor Charles Tyler presented his findings
as the keynote lecture at the symposium.
Fish are becoming transgender with contraceptive pill chemicals being flushed down household drains.
So we are actually turning the frogs gay.
Fish shrimp are committing shrimp aside.
And Alex Jones was 100% correct.
A fifth of male fish are now transgender because of chemicals from the contraceptive pill being flushed down.
household drains. Male riverfish are displaying feminized traits and even producing
eggs. Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive
behavior which makes them less likely to breed. The chemicals causing these
effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill byproducts of cleaning agents,
plastics, and cosmetics according to the findings, many other
chemicals that are discharged through sewage treatment works can affect fish, including
antidepressant drugs that reduce the natural shyness of some fish species.
It's Professor Charles Tyler.
That was just a part of his lecture, as the keynote lecturer, at the 50th anniversary
symposium of the Fishery Society, British Isles, Exeter University.
Alex, I'm sorry.
You were right.
You were right.
Frogs are literally turning gay.
And shrimp are committing shrimp aside.
They're just because of this.
Because of discharge through sewage treatment,
shrimp are just walking up on the shore and letting the birds eat them.
knitting shrimp aside
and it's now
proven from this
lecture and this study from
Professor Tyler
I apologize Alex
sorry
sorry
Professor Tyler
and would I like to talk to you
maybe someday we could get you on
I know you're like I know you're wiped out from the
symposium of the Fisheries Society that just ended
yesterday you know there's nothing like the
party that goes on
especially the 50th anniversary symposium of the Fisheries Society.
Oh man, there's nothing like a party.
Those guys know how to party.
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So as I'm
perusing some stories
for this hour
I look up and we see the picture
of the B-1 bombers
flying
And I don't know that that's actual footage of the B-1s that we sent over the DMZ between North Korea and South Korea there and, you know, the show of force.
But, you know, look, I know that we don't believe that North Korea has long-range nuclear weapon capabilities.
I know that the Koreas are still at war, really.
you know, they're still at war, both North and South Korea.
And I know that Donald Trump, you know,
little Kimi is whacked out of his mind.
We can't seem to get China to slap him down.
Do we really think that the show of force is going to make Kim Jung-un say,
oh, okay, I give up, I give up.
I don't think so.
I don't think that was a good move.
I don't know.
Look, I don't know what to do with this Dingleberry either.
But it just seems that he's the type of person that that would go the opposite direction.
Start showing, look, what we can do to you.
He already thinks he can defeat us.
Seeing that means he's going to just freak out and say,
oh, yeah?
and launch a few more of his whatever missiles he has.
I just don't think it'll work.
I mean, I know that our president and probably Mr. Tillerson,
Secretary of State, are both of the thinking that, you know,
sometimes you got to whip it out and show just how big you are or small.
But sometimes that's not the biggest, smartest thing.
not the smartest thing
but again
you know look
China needs to slap little Kimmy down
and say yo
homie
we'll leave you alone
you can run your little communist
country and keep your people
in your little
camps and your slave camps
and you can run them down with no food
and you can blame us all you want
but you start talking about attacking us
in fact you know what we'll even let you
talk about attacking us.
But the launching of those missiles, yeah, no.
That's not going to happen anymore.
Got it.
And any kind of trade that barely keeps you alive,
yeah, no, that's going to stop until you stop.
Because if Little Kimmy launches any kind of, any kind of missile toward civilization,
the retaliation is not going to be pretty.
But we're going to lose too many lives.
One is too many, Jeff.
I know.
I got it.
But it's not going to be pretty.
There's going to be a lot of human life lost.
And while we care about that, I don't think Kimmy does.
He could give a flying crap about that.
Which makes me think that the show of force by us,
I'm okay with maybe, you know, the fleets in the ocean,
saying, hey, we're here.
You know.
We're right here and we could, you know, we could flatten you.
We start flying over, start showing big air force planes, the B-1s.
Those B-1s fly over, man.
You think twice about what you're doing, I'll tell you that.
Military planes start flying over.
It may have to retaliate just to prove that he's still a man.
But good luck.
Good luck, God bless.
Some great things are happening around the world.
exciting news happening all around the world.
I don't know really where to start
because it's just too great.
It's too great.
So we'll start with, let's say,
Columbia, celebrating their first three-way gay marriage.
Congratulations, Colombia.
Congratulations.
Going to be the first country to legally recognize
the union of three gay men.
Manuel, Bermudez.
Alejandro Rodriguez and Victor Hugo Prado have united in a special three-way
patrimonial regime in the city of Medina.
You know what?
It's a fake three-way gay marriage.
Right?
It's really a union because Columbia legalized same-sex marriage.
Ah, but four, you can only have two, not three.
so they have their little union, three-way union of gay partners.
So coming around the corner, coming to a country near you very, very soon.
Manuel Bermudez demurred when asked how old he was, noting that his words, these are his words, not mine.
never asked the age of a woman or a fag.
He's supposed to be in his 40s,
but he doesn't look like it.
I'll tell you that.
Originally, the relationship included a fourth partner.
They needed to do it quick because the fourth partner passed away.
They're down to...
Stop making jokes.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to the three of them.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to...
Congratulations to Manuel Aburmudez, Alejandro Rodriguez, and Victor Hugo Brada.
Sounds like the Texas Rangers.
Anyway, oh, that's another joke.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
By the way, speaking of the Texas Rangers, no.
Nope, I'm editing myself.
I'm editing myself.
More congratulations are in order.
Try parenting where it's legal.
Courts and lawmakers in at least 12 states have decided that children can have more than two parents.
Try parenting.
Is that special or what?
Oh my gosh.
You know what?
One child said her parents are just like anyone else's.
I just happen to have three of them.
The one drawbacks, she admits, sometimes takes some work to get input from three different parents.
I know.
I know, Bonner, it's hard.
But I know all three of you, three parents and you living in your house in California are going to make it work.
Congratulations.
That try parenting.
Look, kids get screwed up enough with two parents.
Maybe three can screw them up even more.
And transgender activist Zena Jones.
Let me repeat, transgender activist, Zena Jones.
This is from her Twitter account.
I don't see a problem with telling straight guys
who are exclusionary of trans women partners
that they should try to work through that.
Should they?
Yeah. Look, straight men who don't desire transgender women simply have an issue that they should try to work through.
Right.
Right.
People to speak to transgender, they need to be nicer because these transgenders have been suffer shaming and backlash.
Do they?
The only backlash and shaming you get, Zina, is when you tell,
the straight men that we're supposed to desire all the trannies.
I mean, I mean the transgender's.
My gosh, I'm so.
I don't want to be, I want to be correct.
I don't want to be.
Being exclusionary of trans women partners should be an outlier and marginal position for straight men.
Not some commonplace.
And now you're just being silly, Zena.
These angry declarations that have some absolute right or not want to be with trans women
are just misplaced it inappropriate.
She did walk it back, though.
Of course she did.
She's taken a beating.
Nobody has to be with anyone they don't want.
Oh, now you're going to be okay.
We're going to be all accepting.
Everything is fine.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
And feminist actress.
Emily Araratakowski.
And I know you've seen her before.
She's a good-looking woman, model, actress.
She is all wound up at Hollywood.
You know, how people get locked into parts,
and they don't like it.
They want to broaden their acting horizons.
That's why some actors do.
You think, why did the actor do that?
It doesn't fit into his character.
Well, some actors want to grow on their character.
They don't like just being one character.
Other actors realize, hey, I've found a niche.
I can be this character for 30 or 40 years and make a lot of money and shut up about it.
Some do that.
Some don't.
Some want to broaden their horizon and be more.
And that's what Emily wants, really.
She's mad at Hollywood because, look,
the size of her chest prevents her from landing jobs.
I know.
I know.
And you think to yourself,
normally you would think to yourself,
well, just have a boob job then.
Well, no.
She claims that, look,
it's like an anti-woman thing
that people don't want to work with me
because my boobs are too big.
Right?
I hate that.
Oh my gosh
Emily I am so with you
Oh my gosh
I am so
We are more than just our bodies
How many times have I said that in my life
But that doesn't mean we have to be shamed for them
Or our sexuality
Even if being sexualized by society's
Gays is demeaning
There must be a space where women can still be sexual
When they choose to be
Yeah I'll tell you
what, Emily, the outfit
that they have you wearing in the picture
for the story?
You can rethink that outfit.
And maybe the gaze
wouldn't be upon you.
And plus, your boobs are way too big.
I mean, holy cow.
If you're a sexy actress, it's hard to get
serious roles. You get
offered the same thing that they've
seen you in.
I know, Emily, it's so
hard to say yes
to a couple of million dollars to play
the same part again and again and again.
And all they want to do is just take close-ups of my big boobs.
And then I just take home millions of dollars.
And I just can't do it anymore.
I just can't.
It's got to be.
Sexualized by society's gaze is so demeaning.
How many times have I said that in my life?
Seriously, I have lived.
That's like a mantra of mine.
sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning
oh
sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning
oh
I mean these are words that live by Emily
I
sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning
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So have you ever asked yourself, man,
if I haven't too much sex,
have you ever asked yourself,
I wonder if I have more or less sex than other people.
Do you ever ask yourself that?
Well, I found the sex frequency calculator.
Now, it's going to ask a few questions, and then it's going to calculate.
The data comes from the general social survey and nationally representative survey of Americans' behavior and beliefs conducted every other year and spans from 2000 to 2014.
It's self-reported nobody is independently verifying how often the respondents can doodle.
For more details, hit the methodology button on the interactive.
You can download the data as used here.
You'll notice a couple of things in the last two graphs.
Older people in the sample report having sex less frequently, and people without regular sexual partner report having sex way less frequently.
Yeah, it's funny.
That's how it works sometimes.
These graphs summarize 14 years' worth of data, but patterns in sexual frequency have changed significantly in recent decades.
A study published in January in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, I mean, and obviously you had the Archives of Sexual Behavior mailed to you or emailed to your inbox, came to the conclusion that adults were having sex about nine fewer times per year in the 2010s.
than they were in the 1990s.
The effect was uneven across generations.
When the researchers controlled for age,
they found that Americans born in the 1930s
were having sex more frequently.
Again, controlled for age,
the Americans born in the 1990s.
The overall decline they right appears to be rooted in twin trends.
Americans with steady partners are both fewer in number
and have sex left.
Awesome.
Wait, what?
So let's take the...
Let's take the sex calculator.
How old are you?
855.
How often did you have sex during the last 12 months?
Choose from the list.
I mean, the last 12 months, not at all, once twice, once a month,
two or three times a month, weekly, two or three times a week,
four or more times a week.
How often did you have sex during the last 12 months?
Not at all.
Not at all.
Of course, that's wrong.
I'm married. Wait.
Do you have negative?
Is that possible?
I just kidding. Just kidding.
It's a joke.
Once or twice, once a month, two or three times a month, weekly, two or three times a week, four or more times a week.
Was one of the partners your husband or wife or a regular sexual partner?
I mean, as long as it doesn't matter if you pay or not, as long as it's a regular sexual
partner. Either way you part. Show the result. Uh-oh. You, what's that mean? I'm in the
percentage. You had sex at 865 more frequently than 59% of GSS respondents. All right, so I'll tweet
out the sex frequency calculator and you can figure out exactly. You can just put in
somebody, do like some people would do it. Put it in the wrong age and the wrong of
and see what happens.
You never know what the calculation is going to be.
The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network.
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Welcome to it.
888-903.33 is the phone number.
I hate those bands when they just stop.
You'd think those bands would just keep going and play a little bit.
And all of a sudden they just stop, like the song's over.
Hate that.
You know, I was reading this story.
yesterday about some of the fastest growing jobs in America.
And then they look through them, I'm thinking, I don't know.
First of all, first of all, it doesn't seem like many of them are making a lot of money.
The salaries seem to be just a tad.
So Tide, some of the top 20 growing top.
growing jobs in America.
There's optometrist,
hearing aid specialist,
an audiologist,
we're big on hearing.
That's how we've stuck headphones
and earpieces in our ears
for a bunch of years.
Now, the optometrist,
you've got to have a little education for that, right?
So the optometrist's median pay is $100,000.
That seems a little,
a lot for an optometrist.
But now, for a hearing aid specialist,
What is a hearing aid specialist?
We put the wax in your ear.
We'll get the ear mold for your hearing aid.
And then we'll call you back when we have the mold set up
and we'll wire it for your head and you'll be good to go.
Remember the old ones, at least back when I was a little kid,
the old guys had the hearing aids.
And all you'd hear is, eh, the batteries would go out and they'd be screaming.
And you couldn't hear it.
They were deaf.
so they couldn't hear the hearing aid squealing.
And you'd be like, hey, old man, shut your hearing aid off.
And you're pointing to your ear just to get his make them realize that your ear, old man, your ear.
So that's a, you know, you're only making it a little over 40,000 for the hearing aid specialist.
An audiologist?
You ever go see a...
An audiologist.
Is it an audiologist?
Audiologist?
Audioologist.
Audiologist.
Whatever.
You know, there's somebody that listens to you.
No, that'd be somebody else.
The audio will be someone who plays stuff
so that you can hear it.
With the little beeps,
you hear that.
Put your finger up if you hear it.
I remember the first time I went to
an audiologist.
because I remember as a little kid being darn near deaf
not being a, hey, I know.
You go ahead with the jokes, go ahead, they're all for you.
Go ahead, go ahead.
They're all yours.
I know.
But I remember the first time coming home after my ear surgery
and being able to hear an airplane fly over.
And I remember looking up as,
it was amazing hearing that airplane flyover.
So I can appreciate being able to hear
Even though
What's good about having like one side
Almost completely deaf and the other side
Kind of deaf
Is that when I lay on one side
My wife can holler, yell, scream, nag, wine, talk
Go on and on and on a bit, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
And you know what I hear?
I just got to lay on the good side
lay on the good side and the bad sides
every once in a while you just
and lay back down
pretty soon
you just fell asleep and I was talking to you
I know baby I'm sorry I'm really tired
you know I was really so interested
to what you were saying
or whatever you do don't tell her I said that
oh man all right
genetic counselor
a genetic counselor
and they're saying only
makes like $67,000 a year, a genetic counselor?
Come on.
That can't be, right?
Personal finance advisor is making $80,000 a year.
Stop it.
If your personal finance advisor isn't making half a mill a year, get a new advisor.
There's something.
He's advising wrong.
Physician assistant.
Now, physician assistant.
assistant, right?
95 grand a year.
Seems maybe.
I mean, it's the physician's assistant, right?
I figure they're going to make a little bit of cash,
but then you get to the occupational therapy aid.
That's a job, first of all.
An occupational therapy aid is a job.
That's the guy that's empty in the bedpans or the female.
I'm an occupational therapy aide.
What do you do?
I empty bedpans.
I throw away bandages,
wash towels,
that kind of stuff.
So, I mean,
26 grand a year for that.
Oh, good,
it's tough.
It's tough.
An ambulance driver only makes $24,000 a year.
Come on.
Come on.
If you're an ambulance driver,
make a 24 grand a year.
Call me.
You can start renting the ambulance out
is a taxi. You could be the ambulance Uber to make more money than that. A statistician,
make an 80 grand a year. Physical therapist, 80 grand a year. That seems like a little
low for a physical therapist. A nurse practitioner, 95,000, maybe, maybe. A commercial driver
is making $45,000. A commercial driver is making $45,000. A commercial.
A commercial diver, 45 grand.
You're going to dive underwater.
45,000.
And what do you do as a commercial diver?
Clean boats?
Clean the bottom of boats and shipyards and stuff.
You're not the, not everybody is the magic Jacques Cousteau diver,
diving down for the magic gold piece.
You're not diving with Fisher looking for the missing Spanish bullion.
You're the guy that's cleaning the snails off the bottom of,
Bill's boat over there.
So that's 45 grand seems about right.
Home health aid.
Home health aid.
$21,000 a year.
Holy crap, do not be a home health aid.
Because you know what you're doing as a home health aid, right?
You thought the, you thought the occupational therapy aid was bad?
I'm telling you, as a home health aid, yeah, bedpans, bandages, sores,
and there's a few other things you do that the home health nurse, if she has an aide,
makes you do.
I know what, my first wife ran a home health agency for a while,
and I'm well aware of what those, what nurses and health aides have to,
go through. And did you know?
No, we won't talk about that.
Never mind.
Physical therapist aid.
These aids are all making 20
between 20 and 25,000 a year. You're running
to get bandages, physical therapists.
Get me the big blue ball.
You're doing stuff
for the physical therapist.
Billy needs the five pound weight.
Bring it over. That's what you're doing
as the physical therapist aid.
Stop it.
That seems like a physical therapy waste of money.
That seems like a waste of money.
Why would you, as a physical therapist, would you want, I guess you would.
Everybody wants a do person, right?
You know what?
Go get me an ice pack.
She needs an ice pack out of her ankle.
If that's worth 24 grand a year, do you go for it?
God bless you.
The physical therapist assistant now is getting $54,000 a year.
See, so if you're the age, you're running to get the ice pack.
The assistant is breaking,
the ice pack once you bring it over to the desk.
The assistant is cracking it and putting it
on the ankle. Then saying, is this
right, doctor?
It's right.
Who got you the big one? I told her to get you
the small one. Then you got to run it and
get another one. Then you're the
downhill. You know what happens when stuff
rolls downhill.
Occupational
therapy assistant.
Occupational
therapy assistant.
That's where that's
56 grand.
I mean, you're not living at Manhattan
on any of these wages, I'll tell you that.
A wind turbine
service technician.
Wind turbine
service technician.
Now, you look at those
windmills. Those things are huge.
They're big. You see them off on the,
you see them off miles away up on the mountainside
and you think, oh, cute little windmills.
You think of the little Dutch windmill that your mom had
in the window for years? No.
No, honey, it's not those.
You get up close, those bad boys are big.
And you see them driving,
I don't know if you've ever seen them being delivered
on, you know, like eight semi-trailers
pulled by two trucks,
tied together by ropes,
with the therapy assistant on the back going,
oh, but I don't crash this thing.
But a turbine service technician.
That means you got,
Yep, we got another one down, Bill.
You need to get out there.
So you're on call.
Maybe not your on call.
Maybe it's like, because you see them broke all the time.
So maybe the turbine service technician is like, I don't know working today.
I'm not working today.
So maybe that's why they're only making $48,000 a year for a wind turbine service technician.
That means you've got to go out there.
And they don't, I don't know if you know this, but they don't build the turbines.
down the street.
So you've got to drive where they're at.
They're big farms.
I mean, there's a lot of land to build those big things.
You've got to find the climb up to the top.
I mean, that's a lot of work.
Wind turbine service technician.
Now, they claim the growth rate is over 100% for this job.
So maybe you're making, maybe that's, you know,
the 48 grand is if all 100% jobs are filled.
because if they're not having jobs filled,
you're the guy that's fixing them.
I mean, you're charging what you want, right?
How much to fix this thing?
Let it sit there and not turn then.
I don't care.
I got a game to watch.
So, you know, you're making some cash for that.
You're charging what you want.
But when times are, when there's an abundance of wind turbine service technicians,
you're only making about 50 grand a year.
Good luck, God bless.
So those are some of the fastest growing jobs in America.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I would say maybe figure out how to work on robots.
Figure out be a robot technician.
That's what I would be.
Oh, my gosh.
I need to practice on my robots.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
So weekly we do a segment with Chuck in Florida.com.
And, you know, we'll usually do it in the second hour, bottom of the hour.
And apparently Chuck didn't pay his power bill in time.
And the couldn't figure out the internet.
The internet had to work with electricity.
So he got a hold of Tampa Electric and we've got it all figured out.
So you've got the power turn back on, Chuck?
Oh my gosh.
They still don't know he needs power.
Someone contact.
No, pot him down.
I don't want him to get electrocuted.
Oh, my gosh.
No, because the back feed, if we have him potted up like that
and they turn on the power from Tampa Electric,
the back feed will electrocute Chuck.
And then we'll be responsible for his death.
Maybe we should just leave him potted up.
Oh, no, please.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I hope he's okay.
Someone, someone should we need to,
I don't know if we should call his daughter or his wife.
See if he's okay because we had a,
I didn't want, that's exactly what I didn't want to have happen.
We had him potted up and then the back feed when Tampa Electric fires up the power at the
house, he gets electrocuted.
Juice fires out of the computer from Tampa Electric and kills you.
That's happened across America from time to time, just so you know.
And now you witnessed it happening live on the Blaze Radio.
A human being, chuckinflora.com, death.
That's what happens when you don't pay the power bill right there.
That's a prime example.
This spot brought to you by American Power.
Don't pay your bill.
We kill you.
We find a way.
All right.
What do we got?
I have so many stupid stories talk to you about.
You heard me.
There's stupid stories.
They're stupid stories.
Let's figure.
Oh, we got Charlie's fight.
We got to talk.
I'll talk to you a little bit about Charlie's fight,
Charlie Gard in the UK.
And I'm rethinking my talk on Charlie because it's, look,
this is the Jeff Fisher radio program.
That should just about sum up what I'm going to talk about.
Okay.
You know, there's shows that, you know, are sad and they're happy.
And do I want Charlie Gard to die?
No.
Do I think that they should be able to take their kid or anyone take their kid
wherever they want to try to do whatever they want to do to save him?
Any amount of money, medical experience?
Yes.
Do I believe in what's happening to this kid?
No.
And I'm sure the parents are haggard and beat up.
And there's a video on the charlie's fight.org, I think it is,
that has the parents'
talking about it and how sad it is you can tell.
They're just beat up.
However, when you were raised as a child, there were things that you were told to do
for everyday life.
Apparently, Charlie's family wasn't told me.
I'm going to help.
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Begin Life Force reboot program.
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Fisher. All right so
do we know
seriously
look and see if there's been new
news on Charlie Gardin today
because we were
we were expecting some other news
and I know that I think we're waiting on one final ruling
and the parents are struggling
through the decision
by the courts that they
baby Charlie cannot leave the hospital.
They can't take him home. They can't take him to another hospital.
They can't take him to the Vatican. They can't take him to the U.S.
They've got hospitals in the U.S. saying they will treat him for free.
They have money. They've raised money to help them pay for
the help that their child needs to try to survive,
rather than let him die with dignity as the courts and the hospital have said that Charlie needs to do.
They have their website, charlie's fight.org.
And on that website, there's a video posted by mom and dad.
And it's three or four minutes, and they're giving you an update of what's happening
and how they want their baby home and how much they love Charlie.
and how frustrated they are with the hospital and with the system.
And they both look just beaten down by the system,
by this whole ordeal, and not just the system,
but their child is struggling.
It's been since August.
They're going through all this fight,
and now as it nears what could possibly be the end,
the pressure is even more on top of them to provide.
provide information to the media,
provide information to the courts,
provide information to the hospital,
when all they really want to do is just be with their baby.
And I got it.
I completely understand.
Side note, when I was growing up,
I was taught.
Never know somebody might stop by the house,
so you've got to keep the front room picked up.
You go out somewhere on a trip.
Make sure you have fresh underwear on, clean your ears,
clean clothes.
Every now it's going to happen.
You get done.
People are coming, somebody's coming over to the house.
And let's say you, you're somebody's coming over to the house and, you know, you've had a long week and there's, you know,
maybe shoes around the living room, clothes laying on, hanging over the sofa, you were in a hurry a couple of mornings.
Came home late.
House is a little messy.
Somebody's going to stop by.
You know they're going to stop by.
You tidy up a little.
You don't have to, you know, you pick up the place.
A fluff and run, we'll call it.
A fluff and run.
Tidy up the house.
You're not doing a deep clean.
You're not dusting.
You're not cleaning windows.
You're not waxing and mopping the tile.
You're not, you know, you don't even, you probably should sweep.
You probably should do a quick sweep on the carpet, but you don't have to.
Just depends.
Just depends.
And I'm not talking about, you know, getting the, you know, running to Lowe's and get the carpet cleaner.
I'm not talking about the deep clean on the carpets.
I'm not talking about bringing the, you know, make the carpet cleaner van pull up in front with the hoses and, you know, clean the carpets.
And I don't any of that.
I'm not even talking about having the handheld carpet resolve cleaner, clean up spots.
I don't even talk about that.
By the way, there's a fine cleaner at Lowe's.
Anyway
No, they are not a sponsor
My point being
Is that
When people are coming over, you tidy up
A little bit, right?
You don't want a place to look a mess.
So in today's world of
Videos
Cameras everywhere
And you're home
And you want to make a
I want to make a video, and you think, we need to make a video.
We need to tell the world what's happening in our lives.
Take a second, on behalf of me, and look around the area that you're going to be filming.
And say to yourself, I probably should pick up these dirty clothes and maybe perhaps throw a comforter over the bed if we're going to film here in the bedroom.
and so it just doesn't look all, I don't know,
messy, a shambles, a wreck,
please, just for me, just for me.
And I happen to notice that just that screenshot
before you play the video,
the one that we were talking about earlier,
that the room that the couple is in,
a tad messy.
I know there are times in everyone's life
when things cannot be perfect
and you want the place clean
and it just doesn't happen. I got it.
But
you would think
you're going through this big thing.
The world's eyes are on you.
Perhaps maybe.
Mom, dad,
Aunt Judy, Uncle Joe.
Stop by.
and give you a hand and say,
I know you're really struggling.
I just thought I'd come by and tidy up a little.
Right?
There's a little, little hell to stop by.
A laundry, tidy up fold.
Toss some stuff in the closet.
You know, hey, look, I noticed your camera there on the dresser,
and so I guess you're sitting on the bed
while you're making these videos, maybe we make the bed.
And look, I know, I know you're traveling
and maybe move the suitcases out of the way a little bit,
just so they're not in a picture with clothes.
Maybe.
And I know that's just me.
So, you know, I just want to let you know that there are times
when you probably should listen to your grandmother
and, you know, just keep the house tidy.
It doesn't have to be spotless.
You don't even have to use spick and span.
They don't even make spick and span anymore?
Remember the powdered box spick and span?
I don't know if they even make that anymore.
I have to check that out the next time I go to the cleaning aisle.
You know, for the helpers.
I wish I had helpers.
Tell you that.
Anyway, it's just a, I'm not beating up on anyone in particular.
It's just a friendly reminder.
It made me watching the particular video on Charlie's Fight.org.
brought these memories back of maybe tidy up a little bit
before you let people into your house.
It's all.
Or you let them into your house.
And by letting them into your house in today's world,
that means filming a video.
Because you've led us into your home.
Speaking of Spick and Span,
you know that there was a big article
on how some of these companies,
the older companies like Hamburger Helper,
are struggling.
They're struggling now.
The old classics, the Franco-Americans, the Antichima.
We talked a little bit about the Anchamima pancake mix.
The hamburger helper, the Campbell soups,
all the old classics are really struggling now.
And because there's so many things to choose from.
Now, think of that.
In today's world, you go to a grocery.
store, there's like 40,000 items?
I mean, that's a lot of choices.
That's a lot of choice.
If I was, I would, I would protest that.
That's capitalism.
I freaking hate capitalism, man.
I do not want choices.
Okay.
I want to be told what to eat, when to eat, how much to eat.
That's it.
Man, do I hate capitalism?
Oh, if I, I wish I could be protesting with those people in Hamburg right now
Capitalism, bad.
Welcome to hell!
I wish I could be with those people, but I can't.
But I'm with you in heart, okay?
Because, oh man, I hate going to a grocery store
and having to make a decision.
Hate it.
Hate it.
But it makes me wonder why these brands are struggling like that,
because while there are a lot of brands do,
I think we're just remembering them wrong.
You know, like, when I say forced to eat,
eat something as a child.
I, you know, it wasn't, of course, no,
would you be in force it was good?
Yeah, but, you know,
given the choice of Franco-American spaghetti
with cut-up co-co-co-hot-dogs for dinner,
a can of Franco-American spaghetti
with cut-up cocoa hot dogs for dinner,
given a choice of that,
or I don't know,
I don't know, maybe a, you know,
10-ounce sirloin with a sweet potato
and some green beans,
a choice between that and that.
Perhaps I take the sirloin.
So, I mean, when times, look, when at that time,
you're lucky to have food on this table, kid, okay?
And I brought home a case of canned tomatoes from the grocery store.
Go bring them in the house.
And do you remember those days, I used to canned the tomatoes.
Oh, used to canned tomatoes.
What a god-awful smell.
The whole house reeked of those freaking tomatoes.
And then they'd make, you know what my grandmother
And my uncles and my dad used to make his,
Can't even, it's made with cabbage.
And it's, uh, I can't think what it's called now.
So bad I put it out of my head.
It stinks, it reeks, it's cabbage.
No.
Yes.
They baked this god-awful sourcrow.
And they had the, oh my God,
the whole house would reek of the sour.
It's just to come in.
At that time, we lived on an old farmhouse.
I could remember going in and seeing that pot
that they used to make the sourcrout in.
So I knew that it was sourcrout day.
I am out of here.
Man, I'm playing in the barn.
I'm rolling in cow poop.
I'm doing anything.
I'm cleaning the chicken coop.
I'm doing anything but wanting to walk in that house
and smell that god-awful sourcrow.
Oh, man.
So that's what I mean.
I think we're remembering that stuff wrong.
Perhaps maybe hamburger helper needs to hit the bricks.
Because when's the last time you had it, really?
Really?
When's the last time you had it?
See what I mean?
You're just remembering, oh, yeah, Mom used to go out on, used to bowl on Tuesday,
so Dad would make hamburger helper.
Dad would go on a golfing tournament on Thursday,
so Mom had to make us tuna helper.
then cool day on Monday.
It was a tough day.
It was Monday.
And we each had a can of Franco-American spaghetti with a cut-up hot dog in it.
And I think, you know, you look back at it go, oh, they were so good.
You know what?
No.
No, they weren't.
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Welcome to it.
888-90-33 is the phone number.
So apparently the G20 has closed up and Angola slammed a little bit of President Trump
as she was all wound up that Trump backed out of the climate.
But then she was tried to be happy because we're not having a trade war.
We've got to have, we're all against unfair trade practices.
My gosh, this him, Donald Trump coming out of the Paris climate agreement is where the rest of the countries are committed to it, even if President Trump is not.
A good for you, Angola.
You guys can all share your little money and make some more money off of us, but you're not making any more cash from the U.S.
on your little Paris climate change accord.
I'm sorry, it's an agreement.
Oh, I apologize.
Makes me ill.
Ill.
Take it.
And don't need...
No.
You know what?
I won't say that.
One of the things that I found fascinating in figuring out that, you know, we talked a little bit about hamburger helper,
struggling, and Nestle's wanting to sell their candy division.
And people were like, oh, my God, I can't believe.
Nesley's going under.
You know, when you go to the Nesley website and it says, welcome to nesleyglobal.com, do you wish to go to the U.S. website?
And so you go to the U.S. website.
And they have separate sections for every product.
But Nessly's, Nestle has 447 factories in 86 countries.
They have about 330,000 employees.
sell the products in 196 countries,
the world's leading nutrition, health, and wellness company
with an unmatched portfolio of more than 2,000 global and local brands.
So when you think of a company like Nestle's saying,
you know, we're looking to, you know, maybe spin off some of this chocolate candy stuff,
Not real crazy about that right now.
They're still going to be okay.
And I'm guessing that the Nestle division is only struggling a little.
They might be down.
Like they may have estimated, you know, we forecast that we were going to make $18 billion this year.
And boy, did we have a rough year.
We only made $15 billion.
dollars. We lost
forecasted $3 billion.
We need to sell.
But wait, you still
made $15 billion.
I know, but we thought we were going to make $18.
So,
I mean, times are tough.
Times are tough.
We forecasted it. We were going to make
$18 billion, and so
we put an ad campaign together that
we planned on making at least $17.5,
and we only made $15 billion.
So we need to sell this.
I mean,
I think they'll be okay.
Now, as far as hamburger helper, have a nice day.
Get up, pull it off the shelves right now immediately.
Tuna helper too.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Tuna casserole.
Oh.
Tell me, tell me you weren't forced to eat that as a child.
Tell me.
Now, they said that macaroni and cheese,
the regular craft macaroni and cheese was struggling.
I kind of find that hard to believe,
but maybe.
They've got the little, you know, the microarranted.
packs that are kind of nice, but those aren't the same
as the box with the
real
powdered cheese.
The real macaroni and cheese,
butter cheese? I mean, come on.
Milk,
stick of butter, powdered
cheese and noodles.
You don't get much better than a box
of macaroni and cheese from Kraft. I'll tell you that.
Well, that's not really true.
You put a little pepper on that craft macaroni and cheese.
Now you're talking.
Now you're talking. Now you're
or live in large right there.
Gotta have some pepper up in that.
Jeez.
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The Jeff Fisher Show.
Wow, looking at footage from Hamburg.
And it looks like
President Donald J. Trump
has not left yet, and the Air Force One
is awaiting his arrival.
But, wow.
the security is a nightmare.
I mean, they have got police and security
and military road up, shoulder to shoulder,
not to bobby, they are back to back.
It's very bad.
And in fact, when they say, when the protests,
welcome to hell.
They mean it.
They mean it.
I'm with you.
Anti-capitalism.
I'm with them.
100%. All right. So I want to talk a little bit of something. It's kind of personal to me.
And, you know, we don't cover a lot of... I don't talk a lot about personal things with me on the show.
I try to keep it, you know, serious. And yet, this is a little personal to me.
August 5th and 6th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
How do you think to yourself, Jeff? Why in God's name would you want to go to Tulsa, Oklahoma?
That's a good question.
Why?
Because there is a Walker-stalker-stalker-con happening, the fifth and sixth in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
And as you know, we do a podcast and a vidcast from the Jeff Fisher Show affiliated on Walking Dead and on Fear, The Walking Dead, those two shows.
We do that throughout the year whenever the season is on.
and our numbers are pretty darn good, I would say, for the viewing of those shows.
And plus we get cross-promotion on other shows in the network talking about them.
And so I was thinking, hey, wouldn't it be interesting, and we could broadcast live.
Take the show to Walker-StalkerCon.
Broadcast live, broadcast this show live from Tulsa at the Walker-StalkerCon.
and then get some interviews
with some of the Walking Dead people
and fear of the Walking Dead people
and use them for our podcast
and this show
and yeah it'd be kind of cool
we meet some people
and you know
just kind of be friends and hang out
you know broadcast a show
so I thought hey
that's a good idea we should probably do that
and so I
sent an email out
to Walker
stalker con.
And that was
June 23rd.
June 23rd.
And they, I got a reply right back.
Right back from
Walker, Stocker Con, that said,
thank you for applying to be considered as pressed to Walker StockerCon.
If approved, you'll receive an email with further instructions.
and then underneath it had my Walker StalkerCon
pressed request for him.
Today is July 8th, 2017.
I have not heard back
from Walker Stalker Con.
I have not, I got an email.
So I'm guessing that that means
since I don't have an email with further instructions,
I'm not good enough for their freaking Walker Stalker Con.
I almost want to just show up at protest.
Be in the G20 protesters, man.
the hell outside of Walker Stalker Khan in Tulsa, Oklahoma, man.
I show up in my rag gear, broadcast live,
fist high for Walker Stalker Khan.
Or just stay home.
I can do that or I can just stay home and be mad and say,
they didn't want me there.
They don't want the show there.
Nah, Brad, he's not going to go.
Jason, nah, Sean, nah, never mind.
Wife, the kids go to walk.
Nah, we're not going to go.
We're not going to spend a weekend in Tulsa,
just to hang out.
We're just going to stay home.
Or you can show up in riot gear.
I'm not a threat.
I don't want to threaten.
I don't want to make this into any kind of threat
to Walker Soccer Con because I don't want them to take it that way.
I just want them to know that if ride gear protests show up,
it's me, fist high.
Okay?
That's all.
That's all.
I just had to get that off my chest a little bit.
I mean, there is no other reason, and I apologize.
I don't know, I'd like to Tulsa.
But there is no other reason in my life
that I would say,
you know, we should go to Tulsa.
I just, I just wouldn't happen.
I don't see it happening.
So, if this is an opportunity
to be a part of an event
and say
afterwards, yep, I've been to Tulsa.
Been there. Pretty town.
You know, okay.
But this is your one shot, Tulsa.
That's right.
This is your one shot to get Jeff Fisher
and the Walking Dead Entourage broadcast in your town.
That's it.
Okay.
Because if you think after this,
without a reply from Walker-SalkerCon,
then I'm going to say,
you know,
why don't we just go to Tulsa anyway?
Not going to happen.
And if someone were to say,
Hey, Jeff,
you know, we just thought we'd take a little road trip and go to Tulsa.
No, thanks.
New things.
Appreciate it.
Have a nice day.
As I look up at the screen, I see that the wonderful Mitch McConnell.
You know, Senator Mitch McConnell from the great state of Kentucky.
Everybody's all wound up.
and the headline is
White House surprised by Senator McConnell's suggestion
that the GOP might need to work
with Democrats to prop up health care.
Why are they surprised?
Mitch McConnell, that's what he does.
That's what he does.
He bends over for them all the time.
It's what he's been doing it for eight years or more.
It's not a surprise.
A turtle face has bending over for health care.
Okay?
It's not a surprise.
So stop doing your stupid headline.
Hey, hey.
Yesterday was World Chocolate Day.
I thought we were celebrating today.
I thought my producers were going to be bringing in chocolate.
Hello?
It's like they can't even hear me.
It's like I'm just talking.
It's like I'm talking to it.
Nope.
World Chocolate Day.
I mean, I'm glad you're celebrating.
If you're going to celebrate something,
you might as well celebrate World Chocolate Day,
but as a human being on the planet Earth.
right now.
I'm trying to think of a day
that I haven't celebrated
chocolate being an ingredient on earth.
I don't know that there is one.
I don't know that there is one.
In other news,
obesity now kills more people worldwide
than a car crashes, terror attacks, or Alzheimer's combined.
Huh.
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The Jeff Fisher Show
on the Blaze Radio Network.
This is the Jeff Fisher show.
Oh, my goodness.
Yes, indeed.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
Lawrence Jones, he's around here somewhere, ready to take over at the helm of the Blaze Radio Network,
and then Mike Slater, and then Joe Pags.
My gosh, that's your Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network.
And then tomorrow you've got Jackie Daly kicks us off,
and then David Barton, Bill Handel.
Yaron Brooks
Gun Talk
Hollywood 360
There really is no need
For you to go anywhere else
You know
You don't need to lock it in to anyplace else
But the blaze.com slash radio
I'm going to take a little moment here
And talk inside baseball for just a moment
Why that is in there I don't know
But that could be fixed
So just replace it with a film
Regular film
Okay
I hope you're taking care of that
Are you? Yes or no?
Was that on the air, I hope?
See, you've got to talk to me out of the air.
This is, I'm not Rush Limbaugh.
This is Jeff Fisher.
No kidding.
That's not a joke.
We know you're not rushed, Jeff, okay?
You don't even have to remind us of that.
I got it.
Never mind. I don't want you to talk about it.
Your impression of me is uncanny.
I don't want you to talk to that.
Did you know that you could be an excellent?
Extroverted, introvert.
Wait, what?
That's right.
Did you know that?
Because I sure is hectic.
I didn't realize that you could be an extroverted introvert.
However, as I go down the list, I see, okay, I see what they're saying.
Like, you're great with people until you're not.
You have social anxiety.
You love being alone, but still get lonely.
You can meet anyone.
You find friendships that need maintenance.
Exhausting.
Sometimes you're bad at messaging.
You don't like compliments.
You're happiest in cafes.
You like going out.
but then you'll want to just leave.
You want to just ghost.
I mean, that's like you still want to,
I'm not going to go to the party, but I still want to be invited.
I mean, you know I don't, you know I'm not going to go to the party.
But of course I want to be invited.
You know that.
But it just seemed kind of strange that we would actually have.
It's just the weird person as all.
rather than an extroverted introvert.
Okay, no problem.
And I also saw that on Netflix,
they have a new interactive show.
Now, I realize this is just the beginning
of the Netflix, Amazon, Hulu experiment in the world,
which I'm becoming more and more a fan of,
and I'm close to cutting cable again.
I think Hulu is just getting ready to have a live streaming service.
And if Hulu goes to the live streaming service,
I'm cutting the cable, getting rid of them again.
I'm tired of messing with them.
But their new Netflix interactive episode,
you'd think that it would be, I don't know.
You're in charge of the story, but it's more of for children?
It's the new episode of Puss and Book trapped in an epic tale
gives users more than a dozen decision points throughout his length,
giving young viewers reason to re-watch it several times to explore the branching pass.
I'd be okay with that with adult.
Entertainment?
Movies?
Ooh.
No, don't do that.
here, do this and choose your direction.
The other than just practicing on the kids.
Get the kids used to it.
Because I'm all for it.
I'm all for being interactive and making shows go
whatever direction I want. It'd be fun.
It'd be fun.
No, but instead I have to watch
Puss and Book
trapped in an epic tale.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Anyway, thanks for coming along for the ride today.
You know, as we, and I joked around earlier about a little bit about the Charlie Guard story,
you may want to reach out and find a way that helped this family because, you know, it's not going to be,
we're not too far away here in America from having a hospital say, you know what, you can't take your kid.
And they're already doing it to some extent.
Sometimes we've already seen a couple of those stories.
But when you want to take your child out to get help somewhere else,
and they say, no, you can't,
and you're not going to take it anywhere else,
and you're just going to stay right here.
That's a problem.
That's a real problem.
So you better hope that your health care
gets taken care of from these dingleberries in Washington
and not let
Mitch McConnell
and Chuck Schumer
decide your fate
because if that happens
doomed we are
doomed we are
have a good week
let's see you next week on the Blaze Radio
Network. Remember, you know, normally I tell you that, you know, you look good or anything
you wear, but you really don't. So let's just get over that today. Okay, but just, I do want you
remember that you have 1,440 minutes in every day. Don't waste them. Ah, see? Uplifting.
Uplifting?
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