Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/8/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 1: NRA Ad Gone Too Far?, QVC Buys HSM, Silicon Valley For The Future
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Okay, so we have, what's happened?
It's been kind of a short week.
We had the, you know, not for me.
I had to work all week, Jeff, just except for the fireworks on the fourth.
I know.
But I was here last weekend, too, holiday weekend, okay?
I was here, breaking my back for you, busting my hump.
Hope you enjoyed the fourth.
I actually, you know, I kind of liked the fourth and the fireworks and everything,
but we went to a new place this year.
Do you ever decide this year, this year,
thought, you know, last year we had a really great place.
We'd watch the fireworks.
It was there. It was good.
This year I thought, oh, you know, this place looks really good.
And they've got a crowd and you can park.
It's easy parking in and out.
And, you know, the kids can run around and have a little fun.
And, oh, yeah, this looks like a perfect place because the fireworks, they shoot off right there.
Yeah, they don't shoot off right there, Jeff.
They shoot off to the right where that tree is blocking your view.
Oh.
All right.
Well, so we just have to move after the fireworks begin.
try to squeeze into the crowd that actually has the decency.
So if you find a good place, this is a tip for me,
if you find a good place over the years to go and watch fireworks,
just stick to it.
Just stick to it.
Don't try something new.
Don't think, you know what?
Maybe we'll try this different angle this year.
No.
Find a good place.
Stick to it.
So it was a short week for some people.
You know that Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, oh, that was tough.
Especially on Thursday when you remembered, it's not Tuesday.
It's Thursday, yes.
So it was a good week.
Still a lot of stuff going on, the G20 going on.
For the start of next week, I'll give you a little, you know, you can be, you know, breakroom smart.
You know, break room smart.
Just so you know the headline.
Some stuff that you can sit there and go, yeah, yeah, I know that story.
Even if you don't know the whole thing, all you have to do is to know the headline.
You're good for the break room, right?
You're in and out.
You're in it out.
So the G20 still going on.
you know, who knows when they're going to leave that thing.
They'll all fly out of there today, sometime later today.
Some of them probably already got mad and left.
But they had all kinds of demonstrations going on,
and in fact they were calling it, welcome to hell.
And the protesters were, they did some damage.
They were smoke bombs, hurling bottles.
There were 76 police officers.
got injured.
And, I mean, they are, they know what to protest in Hamburg.
Because, I mean, they were burning cars on, starting cars on fire, burning trash,
because they're against capitalism.
Oh, oh, okay.
Okay, good.
That's great.
Good.
You keep protesting that.
Yeah, you keep protesting that.
One of my favorite reports, though, were all.
the reports of the police officers that got hurt and they, you know, obviously there were plenty of police officers that got injured that was not pretty.
And with the fires and the damage and the smoke bombs, but the one report talked about the helicopter pilots.
And they didn't call them pilots.
The helicopter police.
They sustained eye injuries when laser pointers were directed at them.
Okay. Really?
And I know now I'm going to be hearing from all the pilots at all the airports.
Those laser pointers are dangerous.
Planes could crash. It's illegal to throw those at planes.
Yes, I'm aware.
But I mean, are we just going to tack on the protesters?
You know, you're supposed to be walking on the street with your shoes tied too.
Tack it on the report.
Just struck me funny that after all the fires and the trash burning and the smoke bombs
and the pepper spray and people.
People are actually getting injured with bones broken.
And don't forget, some people fired laser pointers at helicopter police.
Oh, okay.
Okay, whatever.
But it was really the U.S. First Lady, Melania, at one point,
she wasn't even able to leave the hotel where they were at.
She was supposed to take part in the spouse excursion.
And the Hamburg police said, no.
You know what? No.
You're going to stay right here right now.
There's too much stuff going on.
We don't want anything bad to happen to you.
Really? That was awful nice.
They couldn't even find a...
They didn't even have a real hotel to stay in.
After the...
They decided, you know, well, Trump won the presidency.
And then I guess John Kerry canceled the reservations he had.
Oh, I'm not going to be there.
So I'll just cancel the reservation.
So there were no hotel rooms at all in Hamburg.
I guess Trump Car probably could have stayed on the plane.
Ha!
That would have been funny.
I just didn't have to stay on the plane.
But he actually stayed at the Germany's state house.
It's the Hamburg location that Angola, you know, Angela Merkel.
Yeah, it's the Senate guest house.
And it looks like a pretty nice house.
I'm sure it's not up to Trump Hotel standards.
The staff is at the consulate.
That might save us a few bucks.
You never know.
So maybe we probably still had to pay for the rooms that Carrie and Obama had reserved
because we canceled our reservation a year, less than a year out from the event.
And then we still have, Trump is still taking a beating on his,
this travel ban
and it's actually
the tide is starting to turn and you thought that it was going to be
was over with Hawaii suing
and the judge
Thursday
said no
no more
the Supreme Court has ruled we're done you're not going to
we're not going to do this we're I'm going to reject your request
it's over have a nice day
well the state legal team
filed a new motion yesterday
to declare the policy that the Trump administration
began implementing,
no, we can't have that anymore.
We don't want, we want you to be able to do it
because he broke your first request.
Come on now, Hawaii.
Stop it. It'll be okay.
I'm sure the travel ban isn't affecting you that much.
Okay, it'll be all right.
Big news yesterday, QVC,
acquiring HSN.
Yeah, you heard me.
QVC and HSN are still alive and well
on cable networks across the country.
And this is how alive and well they are.
QVC dropped a $2.1 billion for HSN.
I mean, that's a big chunk of change.
And there were all kinds of fun all over the interwebs
and only for six easy payments of $350 million.
Pretty good.
The offer was on the table for a limited time and included free shipping.
Everybody wants that money back guarantee, too.
That money back guarantee they have to have that.
And proof that insomniacs and your grandma still haven't embraced the Internet.
You know, the clock is counting.
We've only got 20 of these items left.
Order now.
I mean, that's a good layout.
I've been to their studios in Tampa.
Tampa Bay is actually, I think, technically in St. Petersburg.
But they got a slick operation, and they move some product for people.
There's no question.
And there's going to be a big, big battle now on Shark Tank, right?
Because Lori and Damon are always fighting over the who has the better connection, QVC or HSN.
And now they're together.
Look out.
That's some Shark Tank battles going on now.
Stephen Hawking.
We've been told for how long he's the smartest man on the planet.
Never mind the way, you know, looks a little frightening from time to time.
But Stephen Hawking, a Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement could push Earth over the brink.
It may be Stephen is losing some brain cells.
It's possible Stephen has lost some.
because no Steve
pulling out of the Paris Agreement
is not going to push Earth
over the brink
okay sorry
sorry to disappoint you
not going to happen
we have
we have the two hot shots
from Silicon Valley
Mark Pinkus and Reed Hoffman
Pinkis co-founder of
Zinga
and Hoffman the brains behind LinkedIn
that guy is a genius behind LinkedIn because you can't send you can't click on an email
that has LinkedIn written in it without getting another 18 million emails.
Finally you just give in okay, okay, okay, I'll be part of LinkedIn.
Just stop sending me emails.
If someone sends you an email that has LinkedIn anywhere in the verbiage, man, do not open that thing.
If you open it, doomed.
Doomed.
You will be receiving LinkedIn requests from people who have seen your name on LinkedIn,
from people who want your name on LinkedIn,
from LinkedIn saying, hey, you should be more on LinkedIn.
It never ends.
It never ends.
I'm just telling you.
It might be, it's a great product.
I've heard great things about it.
People love it.
there are some people out there that love it
I just I don't see
I've had enough
I don't want any more zillion emails
from LinkedIn okay
but anyway
they have started their new
win the future campaign
for the Democrats
they're tired of how the Democratic Party
is not doing how they like it
so
they want to create a new movement
and force within the Democratic Party.
And yes, you heard the name right.
Win the future.
W.T.F.
I haven't really found anyone to run under the WTF handle yet,
but I'm sure they will.
And, you know, these guys have all, think about it.
Now, they're talking about starting this new park.
And they've got two, you know, Silicon Valley, you know,
billionaires.
I don't know if the Pinkas is, those guys are billionaires,
but multi, hundreds of millionaires.
And they already dropped between the two of them, 500,000.
That seems a little cheap.
If they really believe that they needed a new party,
maybe they'd drop at least a mill a piece.
You know, maybe not.
It's just me.
Just me.
We have the Cosby retrial.
Yes, they're going to retry.
Bill Cosby
wasn't good enough.
We went through this madness of a trial
and got the hung jury.
Nope.
We're going to retry him again.
I would be interested
to find out just where the line
stops
and how much money they're going to spend
on trying to try Bill Cosby
and find him guilty.
It's
It's never ending.
Never ending.
Now this is the district attorney wants Bill Cosby so bad he can taste it.
He's like a pit bull, man.
He will not give up.
And he's already been clunked in the head once.
Sooner or later, the dog walks away and says,
you know what, I don't want to get clunked in the head anymore.
But okay.
And more Hollywood news, Jim Carrey.
I love him.
we'll answer questions about his late girlfriend
she committed suicide
and they've been after him for a while now
she committed suicide back in 2015
he's being sued for wrongful death
by the girlfriend's estranged husband
and her mother
now the both complaints were
put into one case
earlier this week
claiming that Carrie obtained drugs that killed the girlfriend
under the false name Arthur King
provided them to her despite knowing she was prone to depression
and had previously attempted suicide.
And furthermore, they alleged that Carrie gave his girlfriend
three STDs without warning.
What?
Yeah, apparently the girlfriend and him
had some sort of sexual relation.
I mean, and he didn't.
tell her that he was inflamed.
That's not funny. She committed suicide. I apologize.
The truth has been known for some time.
Troubled woman took her life and Jim Carrey had nothing to do with it, says Jim's attorney.
He's looking forward to this deposition being taken because the truth ultimately will prevail
and there's nothing in this deposition that's going to change the truth.
Jim Carrey calls it a shake.
down.
The strange husband and mother's attorney,
we've been demanding this deposition for months.
He will now be forced to answer questions
about how he gave Miss White three SDDs,
humiliated and demeaned her,
and then gave her the drugs she used to kill herself.
We are counting the days until the truth is known.
This is going to be fun.
I mean, I'll give you, I'll grant you,
Jeff, it's about a girl's death.
How can it be fun?
Come on.
Jim Carrey, drugs, STDs.
Who can't be fun about that?
This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
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Welcome to it.
888-90333 is the phone number.
You know, one of the things that happened at the G20
was that big news that President Trump met with Vladimir.
of Putin. And they made a big deal out of it. And it was, you know, whatever. They were supposed to
talk for 30 minutes and they talked for, you know, they're still talking. They're still in the
back room chat. And there were some great pictures, you know, from their handshake, how Donald,
you know, the body language experts were all out saying how Donald dominated Vlad. But Donald's
a big guy. Right. So he's over. I mean, Vlad is like, you know, a munchkin compared to Don.
So, you know, Don, a great couple of pictures of their meeting when they're sitting at the chairs.
And you know how Trump always, when he wants to shake your hand, he doesn't reach his hand out.
He just turns his arm, leaves his elbow on the chair.
It makes you lean forward to shake his hand.
It's his own little, I'm the ruler, you come to me, thing.
I mean, it almost makes you want to not reach for his hand.
but the picture of Vlad having to reach for Donald's hand, fantastic.
And I will say, I will say that that photo,
there's one particular photo I'm looking at from the G20 line,
is that at least from this angle,
it appears that Donald Trump has much bigger hands than Vladimir Putin.
Vlad's got this little hand
reaching out toward Donald's arm
and Don's just like
just reach out and shake my hand.
Good to talk to you, Vlad.
Take care.
We'll do what we want, okay?
I just found it fascinating
that this one picture
makes Vlad look like he's got
really little hands.
So, Don should be real happy
about that news because, you know,
that kind of irks of that he's got
those little little baby hands.
But at least up against him,
against the Munchkins, he's good.
So,
good for him.
Good for him.
Ah.
Sick of the G20.
A bunch of rulers sitting around yapping.
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So we had the big protests in Hamburg, Germany.
We're going to have more protests here in America.
too. Yes, horrific protests. And actually, you might be behind this one. I'm not sure. An open letter
written by the Woman's March, Tamika. What is it? Mallory? Mallory. I didn't watch the
BET Awards that she was on, so I'm not sure how to pronounce her name. What is it? Mallory?
She is all wound up. She's all wound up at the Blaze Television Networks, Dana Lash.
I don't know. I'm going to air what Tamika is all wound up about and ready to protest in March.
But I'm going to air it under the discretion of be advised.
It's calling, according to Tamika.
It's calling for members of the NRA and other gun owners to take up arms,
and particularly against people of color
and people who support protesters
and she is very, very upset.
And this ad calls for violence against anyone
who exercises their First Amendment right to protest.
And so I'm just going to air the ad
and under that disclaimer
that Tamika D.
What's her name?
Valerie, head of the Women's March.
She's all wound up about it.
There's a warning first.
This is Dana Lash in her latest NRA.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children that their president is another Hitler.
They use their movie stars and singer.
Wait, I don't know that I can hear this whole spot.
Seriously.
I mean, right off the bat is starting to get all wound up.
I'm just, uh, all right, I'll hear it.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children that their president is another Hitler.
They use their movie stars and singers and comedy shows and award shows to repeat their narrative over and over again.
All right, stop this thing.
Oh, we're causing too much violence.
I can't Dana man.
Holy cow.
You hear that?
Do you hear what she's calling for?
I mean, I love Dana Lash.
And, you know, I'm fortunate enough to see her, you know, most days here in the building,
and she's, you know, hard worker.
She has a radio show.
She's got a family.
You know, I know her husband.
I like him.
But, uh, foo, this spot, man, is, I don't know if we can air the whole thing.
All right.
Go ahead.
Start it again from the beginning.
I'll see if I can make it through it.
They use their media to assassinate real news.
They use their schools to teach children that their purpose.
president is another Hitler. They use their movie stars and singers and comedy shows and award shows
to repeat their narrative over and over again. And then they use their ex-president to endorse
the resistance, all to make them march, make them protest, make them scream racism and sexism
and xenophobia and homophobia to smash windows, burn cars, shut down interstates and
airports, bully and terrorize the law abiding until the only option left is for the police
to do their jobs and stop
the madness. And when that
happens, they'll use it as an excuse
for their outrage. The only
way we stop this, the only
way we save our country
and our freedom is to fight
this violence of lies
with a clenched fist of truth.
I'm the National Rifle Association
of America and I'm
Freedom's safest place.
Holy cow. I apologize.
I mean, that is
wow.
Now, the Women's March has organized a protest that, according to the Facebook page, is going to be a mass mobilization.
And they're going to try to pressure the NRA into giving into some of the demands that, what's her name, Mallory, the head of the woman's march?
Yeah, that she wants, or that they want, you know, her people.
The event, the marchers.
and who can, I mean, we all remember her, you know, the great pussy hat march.
Who doesn't have that?
You don't remember that?
Seriously?
I've got some, I've got some of their hats.
It's a big part of their protests.
It's great.
I enjoyed it.
But I don't know.
I want to, look, the NRA's probably not going to take it down.
So what's her name?
Mallory?
She's going to be pissed.
and you can hear in the ad
how Dana is just calling for hatred
I mean she might as well just go to Hamburg
and join the Welcome to Hell movement
because that's what's going on in that commercial
I'll tell you that right now
it's absolutely agonizing
and it's good for Dana
because there's these people are all wound up over her ad
and it's just an ad
it's just a commercial it's okay
it's okay
and I'm sure
Wayne LaPierre, Mr. NRA,
will
not take it down.
Have a nice day.
Good luck, God bless.
And remember of all the NRA members
really, if, that's just
something off the top of my head, if
the NRA members
were the problem,
I'm guessing you probably would know it already
because there's
quite a few of them.
There's quite a few of them, and they all have a lot of guns.
So you might think about that.
Tamika Mallory, Woman's March Organizer.
888-90333 is the phone number.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
Coming up immediately following this broadcast is Lawrence Jones.
And then Mike Slater and then Joe Pags, that's your, I mean, that's your Saturday.
day lineup. Michael Pelka was live just before this show. I mean, he was live, wasn't he? He was here
live, right? I mean, he was doing the show live. Wasn't a tape show or anything? Okay. Yeah, so he's
usually live before me. And then, I mean, that's your Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network.
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That's why we give and we give and we give.
Now, you know we had all kinds of earthquakes this week, right?
I mean, you realize that, right?
I mean, in north of Dallas, the north part of the country in Yellowstone.
Okay?
Now, the Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, they've got the big supervolcano.
And really the super volcano, if it were to blow where we're at in Dallas,
is still in
we're still inside the cone
of possible death
of the super volcano
now Thursday morning
they had a 5.8
and they had
hundreds of little earthquakes
all through that area
now fortunately
we didn't feel them here
I don't know if you ever felt an earthquake
but it's really kind of
the small ones
are like ooh what was that
and the bigger ones, you're like, holy cow.
I mean, the building we're in now, Mercury Studios,
you look at it from the house, that looks pretty sturdy.
It's a big building, and I was sitting at a desk, and you hear this,
and I mean, windows and walls start shaking,
and you realize that, and that was like a four,
might not even have been a four.
I don't even remember what it wasn't any higher than a four
I mean you start getting into sixes and seven buildings are coming down
man and if we're in those couple of these big studios that have lights
hanging from the ceiling and up above up farther at the highest studio
they've got these metal grates some of which are not attached I don't want oh I mean
don't tell OSHA I mean they're all attached and they're wired in perfectly
and those start dropping
Hardhead isn't going to help.
It looks pretty good with a metal grate through his skull.
Isn't that a hard hat helmet he was wearing?
Yeah.
They don't make those like they used to.
I'll tell you that.
So be ready.
The super volcano could happen.
It could go off at any time.
We could all be doomed.
Doomed.
I remember the first earthquake.
I remember the first earthquake I felt was in Michigan.
I was living in Michigan at the time.
I know you think Michigan, what?
But I remember sitting in Michigan, and I had just partaked in a substance that I think is still illegal.
I think it's still illegal.
It's possible.
There's some places where it's not illegal anymore.
Some would argue that, okay, the Fed's still consider it illegal no matter where you're at.
But there are some areas in the country that say, hey, it's okay here.
I know that the feds disagree with that.
But I'm just telling you it happens all over America.
And I was sitting in this chair and the light starts moving back and forth
and I feel the chair kind of start moving.
And I'm thinking, I got to get some more of this.
And then I realized that it was an earthquake.
Earthquakes are not fun.
Unless, no, they're not fun.
You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show.
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Welcome to it
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I want to issue
We need to issue an apology
We've been
We've been making fun
of another person
who broadcasts
here in America
Mr. Alex Jones
And I want to apologize to him
I'll apologize to him
because it appears that, I mean, he was right.
He was right.
And we lead with our mistakes here at the blaze.
That's what we do.
When we make a mistake, we want to say, hey,
I made a mistake.
Sorry, okay.
At the 50th anniversary symposium
of the Fisheries Society in the British Isles,
at Extra University,
which just ended yesterday.
By the way, the symposium was the third through the seventh.
And, I mean, of course you knew that.
I don't want to talk down to you.
Everyone got their 50th anniversary symposium of the Fisheries Society Flyer,
letting you know that it was going on.
Professor Charles Tyler presented his findings
as the keynote lecture at the symposium.
fish are becoming transgender
with contraceptive pill chemicals
being flushed down household drains.
So we are actually turning the frogs gay.
Fish shrimp are committing shrimp aside.
And Alex Jones was 100% correct.
A fifth of male fish are now transgender
because of chemicals,
from the contraceptive pill being flushed down household drains.
Male riverfish are displaying feminized traits and even producing eggs.
Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive behavior,
which makes them less likely to breed.
The chemicals causing these effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill,
byproducts of cleaning agents, plastics, and cosmetics,
according to the findings, many other chemicals that are discharged through sewage treatment works can affect fish,
including antidepressant drugs that reduce the natural shyness of some fish species.
It's Professor Charles Tyler.
That was just a part of his lecture, as the keynote lecturer, at the 50th anniversary symposium of the Fishery Society,
British Isles, Exeter University.
Alex, I'm sorry.
You were right.
You were right.
Frogs are literally turning gay.
And shrimp are committing shrimp aside.
They're just because of this.
Because of discharge through sewage treatment,
shrimp are just walking up on the shore and letting the birds eat them.
winning shrimp aside
and it's now
proven from this
lecture and this study from
Professor Tyler
I apologize Alex
sorry
sorry
Professor Tyler
and would I like to talk to you
maybe someday we can get you on
I know you're like I know you're wiped out
from the symposium
of the Fisheries Society that just ended yesterday
you know there's nothing like the
party that goes on
especially the 50th anniversary symposium of the Fisheries Society.
Oh man, there's nothing like a party.
Those guys know how to party.
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