Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 7/8/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: North Korea Missile Test, Sex Calculator, Odd Colombian Marriage

Episode Date: July 8, 2017

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. Are you? Thank you so much. Coming along for the ride today. Nice to have you along. 888-903-33 is the phone number. So as I'm perusing some stories for this hour, I look up and we see the picture of the B-1 bombers flying. And I don't know that that's actual footage of the B-1s that we sent over the DMZ between North Korea and South Korea there and, you know, the show of force. You know, look, I know that we don't believe that North Korea has long-range nuclear weapon capabilities. I know that the Koreas are still at war, really.

You know, they're still at war, both North and South Korea. And I know that Donald Trump, you know, little Kimmy is whacked out of his mind. We can't seem to get China to slap him down. Do we really think that the show of force is going to make Kim Jung-un say, oh, okay, I give up, I give up. I don't think so. I don't think that was a good move. I don't know.

Look, I don't know what to do with this dingleberry either. But it just seems that he's the type of person that that would go the opposite direction. start showing, look, what we can do to you, he already thinks he can defeat us. Seeing that means he's going to just freak out and say, oh, yeah? And launch a few more of his, whatever missiles he has. I just don't think it'll work.

I mean, I know that our president and probably Mr. Tillerson, Secretary of State, are both of the thinking that, you know, sometimes you got to whip it out and show just how big you are or small. But sometimes that's not the biggest smartest thing. That's just not the smartest thing.

But again, you know, look. China needs to slap little Kimmy down and say, yo, homie. We'll leave you alone. You can run your little communist country and keep your people in, you know, in your little camp. and you can slave camps

and you can run them down with no food and you can blame us all you want but you start talking about attacking us in fact you know what we'll even let you talk about attacking us but the launching of those missiles yeah no that's not going to happen anymore got it

and any kind of trade that barely keeps you alive yeah no that's going to stop until you stop because if little kimmy launches any kind of, any kind of missile toward civilization. The retaliation is not going to be pretty, but we're going to lose too many lives. One is too many, Jeff, I know. But it's not going to be pretty.

There's going to be a lot of human life lost. And while we care about that, I don't think Kimmy does. He could give a flying crap about that, which makes me think that. the show of force by us. I'm okay with maybe, you know, the fleets in the ocean, saying, hey, we're here, you know, we're right here and we could, you know, we could flatten you.

We start flying over, start showing big air force planes, the B-1s. Those B-1s fly over, man. You think twice about what you're doing, I'll tell you that. The military planes are flying over. You may have to retaliate just to prove that he's still a man. But good luck. Good luck.

God bless. Some great things are happening around the world. Exciting news happening all around the world. I don't know really where to start because it's just too great. It's too great. So we'll start with, let's say, Colombia, celebrating their first three-way gay marriage. Congratulations. Colombia. Congratulations. Going to be the first country to legally recognize the union of three

gay men. Manuel Bermudez, Alejandro Rodriguez, and Victor Hugo Prada have united in a special three-way patrimonial regime in the city of Medina. You know what? It's a fake three-way gay marriage. It's really a union because Colombia legalized same-sex marriage. Ah, but for you can only have two, not three. So they have their little union, three-way union, of gay partners. So coming around the corner, coming to a country near you very, very soon.

Manuel Bermudez demurred when asked how old he was, noting that these are his words, not mine. never asked the age of a woman or a fag. He's supposed to be in his 40s, but he doesn't look like it. I'll tell you that. Originally, the relationship included a fourth partner. They needed to do it quick because the fourth partner passed away.

They're down to... Stop making jokes. Stop making jokes. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations to the three of them. Congratulations. Congratulations to...

Congratulations to Manuel Abar Mudes, Alejandro Rodriguez, and Victor Hugo Brana. Sounds like the Texas Rangers. Anyway, oh, that's another joke. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. By the way, speaking of the Texas Rangers, no. Nope, I'm editing myself. I'm editing myself.

More congratulations are in order. Try parenting where it's legal. Courts and lawmakers in at least 12 states have decided that children can have more than two parents. Try parenting. Is that special or what? Oh my gosh. You know what? One child said her parents are just like anyone else's.

I just happen to have three of them. The one drawbacks She admits sometimes takes some work To get input from three different parents I know I know Bonner It's hard But

I know all three of you Three parents and you living in your house In California Are going to make it work Congratulations That try parenting and look, kids get screwed up enough with two parents, maybe three can screw them up even more.

We can look forward. And transgender activist Zena Jones. Let me repeat, transgender activist, Zena Jones. This is from her Twitter account. I don't see a problem with telling straight guys who are exclusionary of trans women partners that they should try to work through that. Should they?

Look, straight men who don't desire transgender women simply have an issue that they should try to work through. Right. Right. People to speak to transgender, they need to be nicer because these transgenders have been suffer shaming and backlash. Do they? The only backlash and shaming you get, Zina, is when you tell... the straight men that we're supposed to desire all the trannies. I mean, I mean the transgender's.

My gosh, I'm sorry. I don't want to be, I want to be correct. I don't want to be. Being exclusionary of trans women partners should be an outlier and marginal position for straight men. Not some commonplace. And now you're just being silly, Zena. These angry declarations that have some absolute right or not want to be. with trans women are just misplaced and inappropriate.

She did walk it back, though. Of course she did. She's taking a beating. Nobody has to be with anyone they don't want. Oh, now you're going to be okay. We're going to be all accepting. Everything is fine. Got it.

Got it. Got it. And feminist actress. Emily Araratakowski. and I know you've seen her before. She's a good-looking woman, model actress. She is all wound up at Hollywood. You know how people get locked into parts,

and they don't like it. They want to broaden their acting horizons. That's why some actors do, you think, why did the actor do that? It doesn't fit into his character. Well, some actors want to grow on their character. They don't like just being one character. Other actors realize, hey, I've found a niche.

I can be this character for 30 or 40 years and make a lot of money and shut up about it. Some do that. Some don't. Some want to broaden their horizon and be more. And that's what Emily wants, really. She's mad at Hollywood because, look, the size of her chest prevents her from landing jobs. I know.

I know. And you think to yourself, normally you would think to yourself, well, just have a boob job then. Well, no. She claims that, look, it's like an anti-woman thing that people don't want to work with me

because my boobs are too big. Right? I hate that. Oh my gosh. Emily, I am so with you. Oh my gosh. I am so. We are more than just our bodies.

How many times have I said that in my life? But that doesn't mean we have to be shamed for them or our sexuality. Even if being sexualized by society's gays is demeaning, there must be a space where women can still be sexual when they choose to be. Yeah, I'll tell you what. Emily, the outfit that they have you wearing in the picture for the story. You can rethink that outfit. And maybe the gaze wouldn't be upon you.

And plus, your boobs are way too big. I mean, holy cow. If you're a sexy actress, it's hard to get serious roles. You get offered the same thing that they've seen you in. I know, Emily is so hard to say yes. to a couple of million dollars to play the same part again and again and again. And all they want to do is just take close-ups of my big boobs. And then I just take home millions of dollars.

And I just can't do it anymore. I just can't. It's got to be. Sexualized by society's gaze is so demeaning. How many times have I said that in my life? Seriously, I have lived. That's like a mantra of mine. Sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning.

Oh. Sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning. Oh. I mean, these are words that live by Emily. I... Sexualized by society's gaze is demeaning. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Welcome to it. 9-00-33-93 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E-M-R-A. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at Jeff E-M-R-A. Oh, and my channel on Theblaze. Theblaze.com slash jeffey-dash-fisher. Make sure that we promote the Blaze channel. So have you ever asked yourself,

man, if I having too much sex, have you ever asked yourself, I wonder if I have more or less sex than other people? Never asked yourself that? Well, I found the sex frequency calculator. Now it's going to ask a few questions

and then it's going to calculate. The data comes from the general social survey and nationally representative survey of Americans' behavior and beliefs conducted every other year and spans from 2000 to 2014. It's self-reported. Nobody is independently verifying how often the respondents can noodle.

For more details, hit the methodology button on the interactive. You can download the data as used here. Notice a couple of things in the last two graphs. Older people in the sample report having sex less frequently, and people without regular sexual partner report having sex way less frequently. Yeah, it's funny. That's how it works sometimes.

These graphs summarize 14 years' worth of data, but patterns in sexual frequency have changed significantly in recent decades. A study published in January in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, I mean, and obviously you had the archives of sexual behavior mailed to you or emailed to your inbox, came to the conclusion that adults were having sex about nine fewer times, per year in the 2010s than they were in the 1990s. The effect was uneven across generations. When the researchers controlled for age,

they found that Americans born in the 1930s were having sex more frequently. Again, controlled for age, the Americans born in the 1990s. The overall decline they write appears to be rooted in twin trends. Americans with steady partners are both fewer in number and have sex left. Awesome. Wait, what? So let's take the sex calculator. How old are you?

855. How often did you have sex during the last 12 months? Choose from the list. I mean, the last 12 months, not at all, once twice, once a month, two or three times a month, weekly, two or three times a week, four or more times a week. How often did you have sex during the last 12 months? not at all not at all of course that's wrong

I'm married wait do you have negative is that possible I just kidding just kidding it's a joke once or twice once a month two or three times a month

weekly two or three times a week four or more times a week was one of the partners your husband or wife or regular sexual partner I mean, it doesn't matter if you pay or not, as long as it's a regular sexual partner. Either way, you part.

Show the result. Uh-oh. You, what's that mean? I'm in the percentage. You had sex at 865 more frequently than 59% of GSS respondents. All right, so I'll tweet out the sex frequency calculator. And you can figure out exactly. you can just put in somebody

do like some people would do and put it in the wrong age and the wrong amount and see what happens you never know what the calculation is going to be the Jeff Fisher Show the Blaze Radio Network The Jeff Fisher Show returns

on the Blaze Radio Network Welcome to it 888-903 33 is the phone number I hate those bands when they just stop You'd think those bands that just keep going and playing a little bit, but all of a sudden they just stop, like the song's over. Hate that.

You know, I was reading this story yesterday about some of the fastest growing jobs in America. And then they look through them, I'm thinking, I don't know. First of all, first of all, first of all, it doesn't seem like many of them are making a lot of money. The salaries seem to be just a tad. So Tide, some of the top 20 growing, top growing jobs in America, there's optometrist, hearing aid specialist, an audiologist, we're big on hearing. That's how we've stuck headphones and earpieces in our ears for a bunch of years. Now, the optometrist, you've got to have a little education for that, right? So they're only, the optometheus is median pay is 100 grand.

That seems a little, a little for an optometrist. But now for a hearing aid specialist, what is a hearing aid specialist? We put the wax in your ear. We'll get the ear mold for your hearing aid. And then we'll, we'll call you back when we have the mold set up and we'll wire it for your head and you'll be good to go. Remember the old ones? At least, back when I was a little kid, the old guys had the hearing. hearing aids and all you'd hear is e-e the batteries would go out and they'd be screaming

and the death you couldn't hear it they were deaf so they couldn't hear the hearing aids squealing and you'd be like hey old man shut your hearing aid off and you're pointing to your ear just to get his make him realize that your ear old man your ear so that's that you know you're only make it a little over 40,000 for the hearing aid specialist. An audiologist? You ever go see an audiologist? Is it an audiologist? Audioologist?

Audioologist? Audiologist? Audio log. Whatever. You know, there's somebody that listens to you. No, that'd be somebody else. The audiologist would be someone who plays stuff so that you can hear it. with the little beeps

for that you can put your finger up if you hear it I remember the first time I went to an audiologist I remember because I remember as a little kid being darn near deaf

not being a hey I know you go ahead with the jokes go ahead they're all for you go ahead go ahead they're all yours I know but I remember the first time

coming home after my ear surgery and being able to hear an airplane fly over. And I remember looking up as amazing hearing that airplane flyover. So I can appreciate being able to hear even though what's good about having like one side almost completely deaf and the other side

kind of deaf is that when I lay on one side my wife can holler, yell, scream, nag, wine, talk, go on and on, da, da, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip. Do you know what I hear? I just got to lay on the good side. Lay on the good side and the bad side's... Every once in a while, you just...

Uh-huh. And lay back down. Pretty soon. You just fell asleep and I was talking to you. I know, baby. I know. I'm sorry. I'm really tired. You know, I was really so interested in what you were saying.

Don't... Or whatever you... do. Don't tell her I said that. Ooh, man. All right. A genetic counselor? A genetic counselor. And they're saying it only makes like $67,000 a year. A genetic counselor? Come on.

That can't be, right? Personal finance advisor is making $80,000 a year. Stop it. If your personal finance advisor isn't making half a mill a year. get a new advisor. There's something. He's advising wrong. Physician assistant.

Now, physician assistant, right? 95 grand a year. Seems maybe. I mean, it's the physician's assistant, right? I figure they're going to make a little bit of cash, but then you get to the occupational therapy aid. That's a job, first of all, an occupational therapy aid. That's the guy that's empty in the bedpans or the female.

I'm an occupational therapy. What do you do? I empty bedpans. I throw away bandages, wash towels, that kind of stuff. So, I mean, 26 grand a year for that. It's tough. It's tough. An ambulance driver only makes $24,000 a year.

Come on. Come on. If you're an ambulance driver, make a 24 grand a year. Call me. You can start renting the ambulance out as a taxi. You could be the ambulance Uber to make more money than that. A statistician. Make an 80 grand a year.

Physical therapist, 80 grand a year. That seems like a little low for a physical therapist. A nurse practitioner? 95,000, maybe, maybe. A commercial driver is making $45,000. A commercial, a commercial diver, 45 grand. You're going to dive underwater, 45,000, and what do you do as a commercial diver?

Clean boats, clean the bottom of boats and shipyards and stuff? You're not the, not everybody is the magic Jacques Cousteau diver, diving down for the magic gold piece. You're not diving with Fisher looking for the missing Spanish bullion. You're the guy that's cleaning the snails off the bottom of Bill's boat over there. So that's 45 grand seems about right. Home health aid. Home health aid.

$21,000 a year. Holy crap, do not be a home health aid. Because you know what you're doing as a home health aid, right? you thought the you thought the occupational therapy aid was bad I'm telling you as a home health

aid yeah bedpans bandages sores and there's a few other things you do that the home health nurse if she has an aide makes you do I know what happened my first wife was a home

ran a home health agency for a while. And I'm well aware of what nurses and health aides have to go through. And did you know, no, we won't talk about that. Never mind. Physical therapist aid. These AIDS are all making 20, between 20 and 25,000 a year. You're running to get bandages, physical therapists.

Get me the big blue ball. You're doing stuff for the physical therapist. Millie needs the five pound weight. Bring it over. That's what you're doing as the physical therapist aid. Stop it. That seems like a physical therapy waste of money. That seems like a waste of money.

Why would you, as a physical therapist, would you want? I guess you would. Everybody wants a do person, right? You know what? Go get me an ice pack. She needs an ice pack out of her ankle. If that's worth $24,000 a year to you, go for it. God bless you.

The physical therapist's assistant now is getting $54,000 a year. See, so if you're the aid, you're running to get the ice pack. The assistant is breaking the ice pack once you bring it over to the desk. The assistant is cracking it and putting it on the ankle. Then saying, is this right, doctor? It's right. Who got you the big one? I told her to get you the small one.

Then you got to run it and get another one. Then you're the downhill. You know what happens when stuff rolls downhill. Occupational Therapy Assistant. Occupational therapy assistant. That's worth, that's 56 grand. I mean, you're not living in Manhattan out of any of these wages. I'll tell you that.

A wind turbine service technician. Wind turbine service technician. Now, you look at those windows. Those things are huge. They're big. You see them off on the, you see them off miles away up on the mountainside, and you think, oh, cute little windmills. And you think of the little Dutch windmill that your mom had in the window for years? No.

No, honey. It's not those. Get up close. Those bad boys are big. And you see them driving. I don't know if you've ever seen them being delivered on, you know, like eight semi-trailers pulled by two trucks, tied together by ropes. with the therapy assistant on the back going, I hope I don't crash this thing.

But that's a turbine service technician. That means you got, yep, we got another one down, Bill. You need to get out there. So you're on call. Maybe not your uncle. Maybe it's like, because you see them broke all the time. So maybe the turbine service technician is like, I'm not working today.

I'm not working today. So maybe that's why they're only making $48,000 a year. For a wind turbine service technician, that means you've got to go out there. I don't know if you know this, but they don't build the turbines down the street. So you've got to drive where they're at. They're big farms. I mean, there's a lot of land to build those big things. You've got to find the climb up to the top.

I mean, that's a lot of work. Wind turbine service technician. Now, they claim the growth rate is over 100% for this job. So maybe that maybe you're making, maybe that's, you know, the 48 grand is if all 100% jobs are filled. Because if they're not having jobs filled, you're the guy that's fixing them. I mean, you're charging what you want, right? How much to fix this thing? Let it sit there and not turn then.

I don't care. I got a game to watch. So, you know, you're making some cash for that. You're charging what you want. but when times are when there's an abundance of wind turbine service technicians

you're only making about 50 grand a year good luck God bless so those are some of the fastest growing jobs in America I don't know man I don't know I would say maybe figure out how to work on robots

figure out be a robot technician that's what I would be oh my gosh I need to practice on robots. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. So weekly we do a segment with Chuck in Florida.com and you know, we'll usually do it in the second hour, bottom of the hour. And apparently Chuck didn't pay his power bill in time. And

the couldn't figure out the internet. The internet had to work with electricity. So I got a hold of Tampa Electric and we've got it all figured out and so you've got the power turn back on Junker. Oh my gosh gosh, they still don't know he needs power

someone contact get no pot him down I don't want him to get electrocuted oh my gosh. No because the back feed if we have him potted up like that and they turn on the power from Tampa Electric the back feed will electrocute Chuck and then we'll be responsible for his death. Maybe we should just

leave him pot it up. Oh no my gosh oh I hope he's okay someone we need to I don't know if we should call his daughter or his wife

see if he's okay because we had I didn't want that's exactly what I didn't want to have happen we had him potted up and then the back feed when Tampa Electric fires up the power at the house he gets electrocuted juice fires out of the computer

from Tampa Electric and kills you that's happened across America from time to time just so you know And now you witnessed it happening live on the Blaze Radio. A human being, chuck and Florida.com, death. That's what happens when you don't pay the power bill right there. That's a prime example. This spot brought to you by American Power.

Don't pay your bill. We kill you. We find a way. All right. What do we got? Who have? I got so many. stupid stories talk to you about.

You heard me. They're stupid stories. They're stupid stories. Let's figure. Oh, we got Charlie's fight. We got to talk, where I'll talk to you a little bit about Charlie's fight, Charlie Guard in the UK.

And I'm rethinking my talk on Charlie because it's, look, this is Jeff Fisher Radio program. That should just about sum up what I'm going to talk about. You know, there's shows that, you know, are sad and they're happy. And do I want Charlie Gard to die? No. Do I think that they should be able to take their kid or anyone take their kid wherever they want to try to do whatever they want to do to save him?

Any amount of money, medical experience? Yes. Do I believe in what's happening to this kid? No. And I'm sure the parents are haggard. and beat up. And there's a video on the Charlie's Fight.org, I think it is,

that has the parents talking about it and how sad it is you can tell. They're just beat up. However, when you were raised as a child, there were things that you were told to do

for everyday life. Apparently, Charlie's family wasn't told. I'm going to help. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.