Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 8/12/17 - Serious Times Call For Clowns And Zombies

Episode Date: August 12, 2017

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Let's see. I didn't check my tickets. I'm going to see what we've got going on here. one from Fort Worth, Texas. Oh, no, Illinois. What?

Come on. One mega millions ticket estimated at $393 million matched all six numbers from Illinois. It was purchased at Nick's barbecue. Come on. I mean, congratulations to whoever bought the ticket at Nick's barbecue. But it wasn't me. I mean, there was $393 million. All right.

So I didn't even check my numbers yet. So if you haven't checked your numbers yet and you don't live in Illinois and you didn't buy your ticket at Nick's barbecue, you didn't win. However, you didn't win the big money, but you still have an opportunity to win the small money, right? I mean, you can win a million or so. I'm looking forward to that. and this is all I've been thinking about, so this is what we're talking about today.

You know, I'm sorry, that's what we're doing. I went out and bought some mega millions last night, and I let my daughter, well, I mean, I purchased it because it would be illegal to let a child buy a lottery ticket. But, because I think you have to be an adult to buy those. Probably. Makes sense.

There has to be some regulation. I wouldn't want a teenager, but purchasing a lottery ticket gambling, and she got a scratch-off ticket, she won. She won. So I'm punching in my numbers here for the mega-millions here. Game Board is CEO. They better take them all, I'll tell you that.

I only bought 18 tickets. No, I actually bought three. And then the girl at the counter, somebody bought a ticket and didn't buy it. They printed it out and it's sitting there. You have to buy those. I mean, that's a law. That's a lottery law.

Is it not? 43 09, 43, 44, 44, 47, 56. All right, better get the numbers right. Yeah, no kidding. The numbers right. 47, 56. 15 for the Mega Play.

And so she says, well, I've got this ticket here that was printed out. It's been sitting here. It's only a dollar. Do you want it? Well, yes, it's a law. You can't. If someone prints a ticket. and it's just sitting there on the machine.

You can't just leave it sitting there. It's a lottery law that the next person who comes up and they offer it, you have to buy it. I don't know if you know that, but it's a law. All right, here we go. Check results. Check your ticket results. Mega money. You are loser.

Megamil is boring. Numbers you enter do not match. I know it doesn't match the big one. So I can't win little stuff in mega? That's only power? Wait a second. Come on. Do not match Mega Williams?

I know. Because the Powerball, you get a chance. Oh, we got to go to the Mega Billions website now. Is that the only thing I win in Mega? I can't be. I cannot be. Well, congratulations to Illinois winner from Nick's Barbecue. Real happy for you.

Hope you do something with your money. Powerball, this set. Tonight, 356 million. Only 224 million cash value. So I do have a couple of those tickets. So what can I tell you? It's all I'm thinking about. What would you do with the money?

I mean, you're supposed to be living the life that you want to live already, right? Now, lottery would not be doing so well in this country if people were actually doing that. Without the lottery, you don't have hope, the hope of becoming a multimillionaire. And, I mean, $224 million. dollars that's uh it changes your life that changes your life it changes your family's life and we hear the horror stories of all the people that have won and lost and they i would have never won the lottery i should have not taken the cash pay out i should have had them give it to me yearly for 30 years hey you don't want to do that uh good luck getting you're going to get

the money for mega millions but uh illinois lottery uh good luck there are already telling people, you wish we could pay you, but we can't right now. So good luck. So take the money when you can, as soon as you can. However, you win that kind of money. It changes your life. And I'm talking about, oh, I can get a new car. Really? Of course you get a new car. What would you do if you won $225 million? I would get a brand new SUV. Really? Thank you. I mean, all the local news. news. That's the sound bites they get. That's I heard it on the news. That's the heard it on the news lady. That's what happens. Oh, what would you win? You'd win 300 million. What would you do? Oh,

hookers and cocaine. I mean, that's obvious. Of course you would do that. That's not, if you, if you did that with 224, A, you'd be dead. Only the drug lords are spending 224 million on hookers and cocaine and they're still alive. You went 224 million. What did you do with it? I don't know. That's what it would feel like. But that's life-changing.

If you're already living the life that you want to live, and that's, you know, I mean, that's the answer that everyone should have is that you would change nothing. If someone told you, hey, you're going to die in a month or you're going to die next week, what would you do differently? Your real answer should be I wouldn't do anything different, right? I'm already doing the things that I need to do.

I'm already telling the people who I care about that I love them. I'm already dealing with everything that I need to deal with. Everything is fine so that if you tell me I'm going to die in a week, that's fine because I'm already living the life I should be. Many of us, however, are not. And 300 million would help make that happen. It's not going to solve all your problems. It's not.

It's not going to solve all of them. But it will help. That's disappointing that. I mean, congratulations to Nick's barbecue in Illinois. I mean that. All my heart. It means a lot to me that somebody won and they're going to be happy with it, especially in Illinois.

How many relatives in Illinois? Any relatives in Illinois? because that's another thing, right? Holy crap. You win $224 million. You don't want to tell people. They've got to, I don't know how long you have for the lottery to announce who won. I'm sure you have, you know, 90 days or 120 days or whatever legally.

And you have so much time before you have to turn in the ticket. So you want to have that groundwork laid by the time you go to, But the time you go to, open up lottery, I'm here to pick up my money. You want to have that groundwork laid. What are you going to do with the money? It's already taken care of.

Thank you. You don't want to be the guy that picks up the check and, oh, I don't know what I'm going to do? Hookers and cocaine. So, have that groundwork. Good, so you don't want people to know. But when it does come out that, you know, Bill Jones at Nick's Barber,

barbecue. One got the 224 million cash payout. I mean, second cousin Joey is on the phone. Hey, uh, you know, I got this really great idea for a shrimp business.

That's really a great idea for, uh, tile business. Now, you know, I've been laying tile for all my life. I know the tile business is like nobody's business. And, uh,

I just need, oh, you know, all I need is like $3 million. Yeah, I'll get this thing up and running. I got to lay, I'm,

I'll be the big, as tile layer in Louisiana. So he just loaned me $3 million. After about 20 relatives hitting you up for quite a bit of money, you're done. Nope. Sorry. Already laid out. Already in trust funds.

Sorry. Have a nice day. All the kids are taking. I mean, with $224 million, all the kids are good, grandkids are good, you're good.

Then you can go out and buy your new SUV and perhaps spend a weekend with sogers and cocaine. I mean, I would recommend that personally. I think that would be wrong. And it would just go against everything that a lot of people believe in. Or you could go to Nevada and buy a clown-themed motel. 22 years, the clown motel.

Rob Purchetti said it's time to find someone else to look after the clown figurines, mannequins, and paintings spread throughout the building. 250 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Is that the high desert? Northwest of Vegas. Is that out there by Per- Find out where Tonopa,

T-O-N-O-P-A-H Nevada is. That out there by the, by Perumpf. T-O-N-O-P-A-H-N-O-H-N-A-H-N-W Northwest of Las Vegas, 250 miles. That might be out there by the high desert

coast-to-coast A-M and Art Bell. I'm not sure where that is, but 79-year-old percent he said he's ready to enjoy some free time with his wife. five daughters, three sons, and 14 grandchildren. None of those people want to run

the clown-themed motel. What is wrong with this family? Now, he hopes to sell the motel within a month or so. It just went up on the market. But he's insisted that the clown motif stay. Okay. He and his sister decided from day one

that it was going to be the clown motel. He bought it in 1995. Motel got major boosts in 2015 when it was featured in an episode of the TV show. Ghost Adventures. Viewers saw blurry footage of a life-sized clown mannequin sitting by the front desk. The mannequin's hand moved on its own. After that was when we started getting a lot more activity,

a lot more people stopping by. Now, the new owner, according to Rossetti, he needs to, you know, his current employees, has to keep their jobs. Keep the Cloud Motel motif going. I can improve it any way they want. They just can't change it. That's pretty much what he's saying.

Is that the high desert? Where is Perrump? Perump, Nevada. Where is that? Next to, close to this town, Tonopa, or whatever the hell it is. Tio, yeah, where is Perumph? That's where Arbill lives. And that's the high desert, according to art.

So, I mean, art might be thinking that it's the high desert, you know, like the high desert, but I'm thinking that it's the high desert. So perump is a couple hundred miles away. All right. So the clown motel might actually be the high desert. And Art's just trying to milk the high desert off of Vegas is what he's doing. All right. I mean, I don't blame Art for doing that, but now we're putting down the clown motel. It would just be kind of creepy.

I mean, I don't mind clowns. I'm not a clown. Hey, let's, I don't like clowns. they freak me out because one serial killer dressed up like a clown. So, I mean, I've got two or three serial killer vans in my neighborhood. I'm guessing they're not serial killers. But we all know what serial killer vans look like, and there's a couple of my neighborhood. Do I call the police?

No. Why? Because I'm guessing they're not serial killers. Just the same with clowns. I'm guessing most of them aren't serial killers. Plus, you ever known clowns? All right, so I've known a clowns. couple of people that have been clowns, professional clowns. A, you got to get your face registered.

Every clown is different. So you have to go to those, the clown registry. Sad that I shouldn't know this. There's a clown registry, and you got to register your face if you want to be a professional clown. Now, there's some people that walk around as a clown that probably aren't registered. Those fakers. Those are fakers. You know, like the old guys down in Florida that stand on the street corner and freak people out? Yeah, I don't think those clown faces are registered. So, I mean, it would be kind of cool, I guess, if you had $224 million from Mega, you know, like if you were somebody that won the lottery in Illinois at Nick's barbecue, I'm just telling you the clown motel is up for sale, might be a good investment.

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I catch my wife and my daughter playing on their little Snapchat. It was little flowers on their head. I look like a little doggy and I look like a little puppy. Oh, look, here I am with a seal tail. And I just don't, I'm not going to do it. And I apologize if there really wasn't a seal tale on Snapchat. So this week coming up, the 16th, Wednesday, 40 years. 40 years since Elvis Presley.

Since the king. King. I mean, you don't talk about the king. How about someone who just goes by the original? That's Elvis. The one name. I was looking at someone who had an invitation to go backstage at one of the Elvis shows. And the invitation just says,

backstage at Elvis. Wasn't Elvis Presley. Come see Elvis. Presley live, come meet Elvis. Elvis. I mean, that, he's the man. And think of this now, 40 years, 40 years since he died.

And I was, I had an opportunity to see him. I never did it. I should have. I should have. And it would have been the show. It would have been the show in Michigan. And I think that was the show where he

split his pants. I think that was a show where he was on stage and he split his pants. Looked out. Oh, we've got to look that out. See if that happened. Pontiac, Michigan. It would have been 70. And I really didn't, I really didn't have an opportunity because I was, I think it was 74, 75, right?

It might have been 76. It was real close to when he died. But I think there was a story that said that was the night that he split his pants. So that was, I mean, it was disappointing. But if you're on stage and you're jumping around and you're doing splits. and you're the king? I mean, it could happen, right? Could happen.

But Elvis Presley, he's been dead for 40 years. We still have sightings. And we still, I mean, he is still the king. Ain't nobody messing with Elvis Presley. And I don't care, you know, they still have, you know,

everybody's talking about, whoa, a bigger sales than Elvis. Uh-huh. Okay. You're right. You're right. But albums,

movies, soundtracks, television performances, concert tours, still the man. He's still the man. There's no question. And he's,

you know, you think about a guy that had a life of nothing to stop. to greatness to not being able to do anything because he had paparazzi all around him all the time. That's him, Elvis Presidency. Is that right? The Pontiac, Michigan's one?

What year was that, 76? So 75-8-76, New Year's Eve. That's the controversy was supposed to. Yes. Yes. I should have. My grandfather wanted to take me. Because I was a wee boy.

You know, like zero. I wasn't even born yet really in 1975, but he still wanted to take me to the show. And I do it. I should have gone. Still a tremendous show, but I wasn't, didn't get an opportunity to see it live. I always wanted to be Elvis's towel boy.

You know, you watch the concerts and you got the guy that Elvis throws the towels out to the crowd, but you got the guy that holds the towels and gives him the fresh towels. That's a good gig right there. Elvis's towel guy? Come on now. The Jeff Fisher Show. Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Oh my gosh, yes it is. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? Good. You know, I was thinking as we went into that last break and I was joking around about being Elvis's towelboy. But really?

I mean, that has been my aspirations in life. I got no. Everybody wants to be a star. Nope. I mean, if people grow up, they want to be a tennis star. You know what I want to be? I wouldn't be the guy on the back line

of the U.S. Open going, Oh! I want to be him. I want to be the ball call. I want to be the U.S. Open ref. All you got to do, sometimes you don't even have to yell at. You just put your arm out. Out.

Watch the tennis player look at you like, you bastard. And all you got to do is look at him like, I could have put my arm the other way, but I didn't. Okay. Out! That's all my aspirations in life. And Elvis is tallboy. Sad.

I know. I know. Look, everybody can't be. At one time, I really thought about becoming. So I first moved to Florida, and I didn't know what I was going to do with my life. So I meet this guy who's going to umpire school. Now, look, hindsight, 2020, what a gig. Fly around the country, right?

Spend the weekend in different ballparks, call a few games, go home. And you make a pretty decent wage. You do that for it. You know, obviously you've got to work up the ranks, You start out, you know, in Poh-Dunk, in Poughkeepsie, you know, and you're in Illinois eating that, was it Floyd's barbecue? Nick's barbecue. And, you know, hoping to win the lotto.

But you work up to the bigs, it's a good gig, right? And so I want to be, I always kind of like being an umpire, you know, it's fun. So I figure, well, you know, I won't go to the school, but I'll go, what I'll do is start umpiring these games and then if i kind of like it then i'll go to the school the guy said yeah okay cool do that so i got my little balls and strikes and out clicker i still have that somewhere kind of cool and uh that's your inning clicker down on the bottom and your balls and strikes and outs on the main on the main front and your little circle clicker and uh so i'm umpiring out in the field right now look look

if you're an umpire out in the field are you paying attention to the entire game no i mean are you supposed to okay yes but are you no i mean your daydreamer just like the players you're out there you're you're off a second base you're you know you're almost in center field you know you're a lot of the games hot it's boring and you know you got they're there's calm I'm fired behind the plates, calling the game. Fine. There's nobody on base. And so, right, I don't remember what any of it was, but I do remember. Timeout.

I'm looking around like, what the hell's going on? And here comes the home plate opier. She comes running out. She gets me a second base, and she goes, what's the balls and strikes on this guy? And I looked out at my clicker. I don't even know how many outs. And I looked out of my clicker and I went, no balls, no strikes, no outs. She was so pissed.

She was so pissed at me. It was, it was bad. So that's what I kind of figured, you know, probably shouldn't be. I don't forget to look at her face. When I looked, I mean, I actually I looked down because I knew there was,

I mean, I could have just said, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, but I looked down at the clicker. And I looked down, I go, no balls, no strikes,

no us. And she was, if I, if she could have, burned me into a pile of rubble on second base at that point. I would have, that would have been me. What happened to Jeff? I don't know, he's a pile of dust out there on second base.

The home plate up just threw fire on it and burned him to the ground. So, anyway, that was my umpile. That was one of my last umpiring experiences. I heard a couple more, but we don't need to tell all the umpiring stories. I do like, I do like calling close plays though and then having people get all wound up that's fun when you get the arguments going

because you can either fight back or you just go, that's the way I saw it that's the way I saw it and walk away and they just get so, I mean you know how if you've played sports you know how frustrating it is and you know I mean I personally know from experience out on the field

playing that the frustration happens when those close calls happen, and they don't go your way, and it's just maddening. And it's always fun as an umpire to do that, because you can either get in their face and say, I called him out.

One more word, and you're out of this game. One more word. Don't. And I mean, if any kind of word comes out of their mouth, they're out of here! But those particular times,

I knew how many balls and strikes and outs there were. were in the inning. So it's kind of paying attention to the game. I mean, what? You're the outfit. I'm behind second base. Why am I keeping track of balls in the truck?

Somewhere in America, there's that girl. I don't know where she is. I don't know what her name is, but I know she remembers me because she wanted me dead. Burned at second base. Right. At that point. there's not a chance that she doesn't remember that. She might not remember it was me,

but she remembers that happening because there was, oh, she was so pissed. It's just a baseball game, honey. Okay, we're just out here for fun. Take it easy. Take it easy. Put your little front pad on so the baseball doesn't hit you in your breast

and go back behind the plate, okay? Okay, Pumpkin? I didn't say that. Stop it. So I was forced to watch Now you know me, I am fashion, right? I mean, clearly. You know that.

I mean, there's never been a doubt in anyone's mind that I am fashion. And of course we've got, I mean, the new Project Runway coming out, season 16. And I was forced to watch the opening show. And it was, different. Different. And of course, this year they're going to have a special fat guy clothes,

which I'm kind of looking forward to actually. However, going through the entire episode and seeing the cast, oh my gosh. This season is going to be amazing. Now I will say, and Heidi Klum, I mean, 16th season with milking this show on Project Runway. She's got the runoff shows, All-Star Project Runway with What's Her Face, Alyssa, Milano? I mean, just a fortune.

Everything is sponsored from the shoes they wear to what store they shop at. I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable. They'll be raking in the cash from the show. And good for her. But now she's starting her own fashion line, Heidi. I mean, we should sit down and talk. your line should also be carrying Moomoo's by Jeffie? I mean the Heidi Klum.

The Heidi Kloom stamp of approval. Mummoos by Jeffie. The Heidi Klum line. She may have something to say against that. But she's got a new fashion line starting hitting the stores. It says here's full fashion line since her active wear launch with New Balance in 2010. Launching a fashion line in U.S. grocery store. Oh, exclusively at the new little stores or LIDL that are moving here.

We talked about that a few weeks ago that are moving into the States. Includes leopard print blazers, pants, booties, super skinny jeans. Heidi, I mean, if you're going to have super skinny jeans, I think you're going to need to balance that with Moos by Jeffie. Leather bomber jackets, debut New York Fashion Week runway show early in September. So they're going to be in these grocery stores. I doubt very much. that could be wrong.

I doubt very much a lot of super skinny jeans are going to be sold at a grocery store. I know everyone eats. Usually, I would guess, the grocery store people are not. The extra skinny ones. So Project Runway, season 16, I watched the whole show.

Holy cow. These new characters, I'm sorry, these new designers, they're not characters, they're new designers for season 16. And Tim Gunn. Tim, what is wrong with your voice, dude? Are you okay? Somebody get Tim Gunn online

and ask him if he's okay, find out what's going on, this whole special of saying hello and going through the picking of the new designers, and he is, something is wrong. His voice is wrong. I hope it was just some kind of plague week and he couldn't change their,

couldn't change the taping, but he didn't sound good. So, Tim, I hope you're okay. I'm concerned about you. I'm a fan. Enjoy your work. Concerned. We do know that we have one,

who's the guy, that we have one straight guy, for sure this year. I think he's the guy from Oakland, California. Michael Brambler. I think he's the, he made a point of saying that he, why can't straight guys?

designers. We'll see how that works out for them. And they've got a set of twins. Holy cow. These twins, man, you want to talk about they are, do you ever have people in your life that suck the air out of the room when they're in it? Don't look at me like that.

But I'm just talking about people that are, you know, when they come in the room and when they leave, you go, thank God. They're gone. I mean, it's just they come in and they suck the energy because it's all about them. You got two of them. These twins are definitely succubuses, man. And so you're going to have two of them, ooh, that should be fun because hopefully one of them gets kicked off and the other one will have to leave because there's no way that one of, they be apart. There's no way they can't be. Those are stupid names. They don't have mine here. What the heck? Where's the, all right, now I've got to

see where the twins are. What are their names? It would be easy if I actually watch the show and paid attention to their names, but why would I do that? That would be stupid. When I could just look at them and listen to what they had to say and go through the most. There's one lady that's, you know, got the,

she's old lady too. She's old lady. She's 36. She's so old. She's got a family. And I think she was the one from California, too, that talked about Amy Bond. Yeah, 40.

Holy cow. And she's got, and she introduced her husband as the spouse. Who does that? Is that a California? This is my spouse. It's not your husband. Husband is that, is that not PC enough? Husband is means that, generally means that that's a man.

So in California, you can't be a husband. You're a spouse. Spouse is gender non-specific. This is my spouse. I mean, Weird. Weird. Where are the twins?

What are their names on the stupid list? You want to talk? I mean, they have the shaved head and they've got the nose rings. I mean, frightening. You run into those twins somewhere. I mean, it might be good for a weekend, but for a lot. It's just joking. And then there's the one girl that was really good.

I hope she does well because she had one of my favorite lines of, I'm short. I'm short. I'm black. I'm fat. I wear glasses. You can't forget me. That's good line. And the one kid, oh, who's the one kid? He's the young little punk. I just didn't like him, but he liked clowns. Could be clown Saturday. He liked clowns.

And he moved to America and gained a bunch of ways from Taiwan. Where is this kid? He's from Taiwan. And he talked, my favorite. Oh, here we go. Chacha. Chacha. 24.

He moved here from Taiwan. And he gained all kinds of weight because he loves hamburgers and fries and free repills, people. I mean, come on. Free refills! This kid's got to win. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Fisher.

All right, so I know that there's news stories and some, you know, important stuff to get to. But really, I mean, is there anything more important than what we're viewing on our television habits? Go to the movies, watching TV? No. I mean, it's been requested already. And I don't know that I'm going to do it because, you know, there's only so much work I can do during the day. I mean, how busy do I have to be? But it's been brought to my attention that possibly, uh, you know,

you know, a Talking Project Runway podcast could be put to work. I mean, it's possible that that could happen. It's also possible, I'll tell you what could happen, is a talking Game of Thrones. Because, yes, I did start watching Game of Thrones. And, I mean, I've already, I don't know how long it's been, but I've only through three seasons, just started season four. And I've got to get caught out.

It was so good. told me that it was good. I mean, I knew it was going to be good. I knew I believed everyone who told me it was so good. I just couldn't bring myself. I've got so, you know, there's only so many shows I can put it into my head. All right. I'm sorry. And so, you know, when I didn't have one to go to, after Ozark on Netflix, if you haven't watched it, watch it, it's definitely, it's a big guy though. So if you're, you know, if you're, don't like the big guy movies, you know, if you can't go past PG-13, then don't go to Ozard, and definitely don't go to Game of Thrones. But, well, we're, I mean, so much fun to watch and so much just to, uh, I want, let's get to war.

We've got, we had little battles going on and, you know, we kill everybody and, you know, there's only so many people that are, they tell you nobody's safe, but they do have safe characters. There's some, a couple characters that they're not going to die. No way. Are they going to die? They're too good, too strong. and whether you like him or not. So, you know, I mean, talking Game of Thrones, maybe right into talking Project runway. Come on now.

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So, again, I ask, why go anywhere else? You get up on Sunday morning. You know, Jackie Daly, you got David Barton, you got Bill Handel, you got Yarned Brooks. I mean, there's no reason for you going anywhere else. Right? Right. Recall alert.

Recall alert. GM, recalling about 700,000 Chevy and GMC trucks. Wait, what? The vehicles may have a software problem that can cause them to spontaneously lose their electric power steering assistance for about one second. Yeah, that happened to me. No, officer. Really? I didn't mean to spin into this store.

It was an accident. It was a software issue in my truck. Here, look. I mean, that's kind of frightening. Just drive, just a split second. I don't know how much damage you could do in that split second, but I guess if you're, I don't know, Jeff, go 75 miles an hour. Or, I mean, the speed limit, 65, of course.

and lose that. Lose that just for a second. Let's see what happens. So if you're driving Chevy or GMC, good luck. God bless. What you really should be driving, where is the... What you really should be driving is a BMW. I mean, this BMW is not a sponsor of this broadcast.

I don't know if you've ever had a BMW. I, in fact, owned a BMW a number of years ago, a little 325 I or something, a little two-door had the sunroof. I loved that little. It was a four speed. I love that little beamer. The only issue was it was Florida and the AC didn't work.

And so I decided that perhaps I should probably sell it. But I love that little beamer. And I'm telling you, you watch a video that was posted. It was on my Facebook page. I think I posted on my Twitter too. I'll post it again. of the BMW that falls seven stories in Austin, Texas from a parking garage, and the lady lived with, I mean, not life-threatening injuries.

I mean, BMW should be running that footage across the world. Buy our cars. Survive seven-story crash. If you haven't seen the footage, it's really amazing. And there's a, I think it looks like a Volvo Volkswagen. It probably is since it's Austin. I got to go to the Volvo. Just misses getting dead on hit from the beamer falling seven stories from the parking garage.

I mean, the back of the car gets banged on from the beamer, but it would have been someone would have died, had he landed on top of that station wagon. But instead, bam, right into the concrete. I mean, it's amazing footage. Seven stories. Never mind the fact that you're, that you're, that you're okay and you've survived and good and good for you know I'm happy for the lady

but you want to talk about losing that one second from the GM Chevy or GMC trucks losing control because of a software issue you're going to talk about the second and a half three seconds however long it takes you to drop seven stories in a BMW and you're off the side of that parking garage and you're headed straight down I mean you want to talk about that frightening moment. That's it. I mean, fantastic, she's okay.

And she survived. And you think, so, she survived. So what? What are you worried about? She's fine. I know. But that, how long you figure it takes you to drop seven stories?

I'm not, look, I'm not a math magician. Clearly, that's true. But I mean, how long it's taking it drop seven stories? Two seconds?

It took her too long. Yeah, it was too long. I'll tell you that. Right, well, you're in that thing. No kidding. Life is probably slowed down to serious slow motion. And yet, when you hit the ground, it ain't slow motion. I don't know if you ever been, I was, you lose control like that.

I was in a pickup truck on a bridge and lost control. Hydroplaining. You know, I may have been accelerating faster than what? You know, you should be. The tires may have been, you know, a little, I don't know, not 100% up to, you know, rubberage. But you lose control, and I started to spin, whsh, and that first second of losing control, you're just, you're like, oh, crap. And you expect to get it back. Right?

I mean, you, that's the, that's the General Motors, the GMC truck losing that second of, losing control, you expect to get it back. And that's where you get in trouble because if you don't get it back, you're done. And so I started hydroplaining in this truck and you're like trying to get it back. And then you realize you're not getting it back. You're still, I mean, you're starting to, you're starting to really get out of control. And you're looking around like, what about the traffic? Now, this was like 4.30 at the morning.

So there wasn't a lot of traffic. And it was just starting to really storm. So it was really coming. And I spun. and start spinning around this bridge. And then, bam, head on into the side rail.

And then backwards spins back around, back around, back to the truck. Bam, into the guardrail. And then turn sideways again, bam, into the guardrail and scrape backwards all along the guardrail along the side of the rider's side of the truck. And then slides back out into the lane.

So you've got two. lanes on this bridge, the Gandy Bridge, it'll be connecting St. Petersburg in Tampa, Florida, the eastbound side heading from St. Petersburg into Tampa. So I was got my, I got the back end of my truck sticking out into the inside lane. There's still the outside lane. And it's raining. I mean, it's pouring. And the seat in the truck, when you make that sudden smash into the guardrail. It may have been, there may have been a weight issue. You know, like when you have a lot of weight on you,

and then it strikes and you push against the seat, it falls back. And so my seat is flat. I'm flat. After the first, bam, into the guardrail, I am flat laying in my truck because the seat broke. So the seat, I'm laying back, straight back. And I'm still spinning, right? You're still boom.

Boom. So I finally stop, and I sit up, and I look out the window like, holy cow, there's traffic coming, and there's some lights coming, it's far away, but I'm figuring, you know, I'm going to get hit again. We're going to get nailed again. I'm just sitting here. But it was, you know, there was another lane, so I'm hoping, you know, that people can actually, it's okay, they go around.

It's really stormy, really rainy. I don't want to get out. It was really raining, storming. So the first truck that comes by, he gets out and he runs over to the window. I just roll it down just a little bit because I don't want to get soaking wet from the... Yeah? You okay? Everything all right?

Yep, I'm fine. Thank you. Roll my window back up. I don't want to get wet. I know you got soaking wet running from your car over here to see if the human was okay, but I'm fine. Yeah, I don't want to get all wet. Go back, go away now.

So I called, I called 911. I called 911. And I called in a traffic report to the race. radio station I worked for saying that the eastbound inside lane would be blocked for a little while due to an accident, red pickup truck, Dodge, extended cab, hood. I like that truck, too. So I don't have no idea what I was talking about, but now I'm all I'm thinking about is this damn truck accident and it's frightening.

Oh yeah, the BMW, those seconds of fright when it's going on is horrific. And imagine dropping off that seven stories that the time between the crap I'm going over to all the way down to slamming into the ground. Holy cow. I mean,

you are seriously cleaning. You need some, I mean, remember when you were a kid and your mother always told you when you leave the house, make sure you clean your ears and you have clean underwear on. Now the reason that she told you to have clean underwear is because if you ever got it some kind of accident or had to go to the hospital, she didn't want to be embarrassed, right? She wanted you to have clean underwear.

However, she wasn't thinking about the time that you would drop seven stories from a parking garage. So it wouldn't matter whether you started the day with clean underwear or not. Because by the time you landed at the bottom of that seven-story parking garage, you don't have any clean underwear. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the police. Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher Show. 888903033 is the phone number. All right.

So I guess we should probably talk about some real news, although I don't know why. I want to talk a little, I mean, because we're close to war. We're close to war all over the damn world. I mean, we really are. I mean, we can pretend that we're not. We can pretend that, you know, It's just another TV show. And maybe that's what our president is doing.

Just pretending it's another TV show because he likes the way TV shows make strong people that are ready to go to war look. I sure hope that's not the case. But we've got people all over the world, you know, preparing for war, including our military. We've got television pundits, and I hate to call Brian Williams a television pundit,

But he has been, I mean, if you ask Brian Williams, he's, you know, been in all over the world in war stories. But he did say the truth. And who knew he still had a show, by the way, on MSNBC? I mean, are we seriously believing in Brian Williams anymore? Anyway, he's got his show, whatever it's called. And he had Angela Mitchell, who is tremendous. He had Barry McCaffrey, and he had Malcolm Nance, who is an MSNBC contributor. So he's going down his talking head show.

It looks like every other talking head show, which, I mean, cutting edge for Brian Williams. And he did say the truth as he was throwing it to Malcolm Nance the other day, though. Malcolm, our job tonight actually is to scare people to death on this subject, so the talk isn't as free as it is about it. a preemptive or surgical military strike. You know that part of the world. The population centers, Andrea and the general have talked about South Korea, the Japanese, and so on and so on.

And so on. And he's almost as good as me. And some shows. I mean, can we hear Brian again? Because I won't talk during Brian. I just want you to hear how he scares the group. However, no, I don't want to hear Brian. I can't take him.

But he says the truth, right? That's their job. Scare the crap out of us. And they're doing a good job. North Korea's all wound up. Our press is beating up our president for the rhetoric that he's spewing out. How about we beat up on North Korea a little bit? How about that?

How about we talk about the horrible regime and horrible things that that country has been doing to its people for years now? How about we beat up on them for a little bit? Let's just turn the tables just a little bit. Uh, Secretary Mattis, uh, warned already, uh, North Korea, uh, look, keep it up, uh, we're ready and, uh, guess what, uh, keep it up, uh, the destruction of your peoples, okay? Now, that's one thing I will give about, uh, mad dog Mattis. Uh, he's, uh, yeah, let's bob them.

All right, we're military is ready. I know we're a little short over here, but we're not short over there. So let's go. Let's bomb the hell out of them. Our military's ready to go. Locked and loaded. So President Trump on his working, by the remodeling the White House,

so I mean, he's just still working. He just had to get to work somewhere. You're remodeling the place that you usually work at. You've got to go somewhere else to work. And, you know, when you have a resort that you own, Why not go there? I know this is hurricane and tropical storm season, so he's not going to Florida. Let's go to New Jersey.

And, you know, that's where he's at. So he was asked, he came out with Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State, and Nikki Haley, our ambassador to the United Nations. And he had their little meeting of what's going on, and I'm sure that all they talked about was North Korea. However, we found out it really wasn't all they talked about. So you get the obligatory North Korea chat from the press and from Donald Trump, which leads you to believe that Dodd has been listening to Mad Dog Mattis. I think he's in his mind.

If little Kimmy says something that pushes him the wrong way, we're going to go. And just listen to the way he answers these. Americans are on edge with this with this rhetoric going back forth between the United States and North Korea. What can you tell them? What you can tell them? You know what I can say? Hopefully it all work out. Yeah, you know.

Nobody loves a peaceful solution. Nobody loves a peaceful solution more than I do. So hopefully it'll work out. Solution better than President Trump, that I can tell you. That I can tell you. Hopefully it'll work out. But this has been going on for many years. It would have been a lot easier to solve this years ago before.

they were in the position that they're in. But we will see what happens. We think that lots of good things could happen, and we could also have a bad solution. You know. But we think lots of good things can happen. We think lots of good things are. I think you know the answer to that.

Oh, wait, what? Please, when you say bad solutions, are you talking about war? Is the U.S. going to go to war? I think you know the answer to that. How long is the other clip? We have, oh, we don't. We've got to get to the other clip, too, because he has some nice things to say about Venezuela.

We'll play that. That's one of them turning into one of my favorite clips right there. No one likes the piece of loves less so it's a solution. More than President Trump. That I could tell you. Okay. But I think you know the answer to that. I'm not going to say we're going to bomb the crap out of him, but I think you know.

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That's why you're... All right, so... I want to finish up with Donald Trump because... And with the possibility of war. Now, the last clip we played, I'll play again. Of course, we had... I was joking around a little bit about Brian Williams

in his show, but he really is telling the truth there. I mean, he believes that it's their job, at least then, to scare the crap out of Americans. I think there's a lot of Americans already scared. I also think that there's a lot of Americans that are kind of feeling, let's just bomb them. Who cares? Now, we've heard horror stories about South Korea and what will happen there.

We've also got plenty of stories of saying that, look, it's not going to be as bad as what they're saying. South Korea is better prepared than what we're giving them credit for. We've been technically at war since the 50s, so everything is still in place. And so little Kimmy can do whatever he wants. Guam has already set up warnings to its people. So if Little Kimmy wants to attack Guam,

and I have this feeling like what bothers me the most about all of this, is if Little Kimmy sets off a bomb, let's say he fires a missile, Boop, Little Kimmy, I'm going to fire against him. Donald Trump said something mean to me, and he tweeted something mean to me, I'm going to fire,

you know what I'm going to do is I'm going to blow up an island in the Pacific. Okay. You know what I'm going to do? I've got a missile that I think will make it to the west coast of the U.S. I'm going to fire that. because I'm little Kimmy. Do we not see that coming? You know, they're talking about it.

It can hit the U.S. in 20 minutes. If someone fires a missile at the United States of America, and it's not going to get here for 20 minutes, and we don't fire a missile to, I don't know, redirect it someplace else, we deserve to get hit. I think that's what we've been paying for all these years, right? I mean, we're going to see it coming. I mean, our guys on the West Coast,

Oh, boy. Yeah, he said he was going to fire a missile, but you know what, it's nap time for me. Don't worry about looking at that radar stuff. Nobody needs that. Don't worry about that. Come on now. Now, Trump does everything, but he's trying to at least be a little nicer here

in his talk when asked about the possibility of war with North Korea. Americans are on edge with this rhetoric going back forward between the United States and North Korea. What can you tell them? What you can tell them to do what I mean? You know what I can say? Hopefully it all work out. Nobody loves a peaceful solution better than President Trump, that I can tell you.

Hopefully it all work out. But this has been going on for many years. Would have been a lot easier to solve this years ago before they were in the position that they're in. But we will see what happens. We think that lots of good things could happen, and we could also have a bad solution. But we think,

Lots of good things can happen. What will get bad solutions? I think you know the answer to that. When you say bad solutions, are you talking about war? Is the U.S. going to go to war? I think you know the answer to that. Absolutely. You know the answer to that, and I'm not going to say it.

Okay? Dousapag. And then they get to a little talking about the rest of the world and what's going on since it was the Secretary of State, the Tillerson and Nikki Haley, the United Nations ambassador, with him there in New Jersey at their little summit. on the working vacation. You tell them what you're considering for Venezuela.

What options are on the table right now to deal with this mess? Stop for a second. Okay. What are you worried about Venezuela? I don't know. People are burning the country down. They got no money. They got no food.

It's going into complete chaos. What do you think? We're going to just let it go? Now, instead of saying, well, I think maybe some neighboring countries should help out and we're there to assist in any way we can when people want to, you know, take care of their own stuff there down there on their own continent.

But no. No. No, we got to be the fixers. We got to be the helpers. Options for Venezuela. And by the way, I'm not going to rule out a military option. What? Are you freaking kidding me?

I'm not going to rule out a military option. We're going to, are we taking over Venezuela? Is it our country now? good how about as long as we're on our way to Venezuela let's just take over Cuba and we'll just keep going

how about that go ahead we have many options for Venezuela this is our neighbor this is you know it's not really a neighbor I'm not really sure

I you know I never look I didn't go to a professional geography class I can't make a globe like the best of Mallorby Globes out of London. Then why haven't they sent me one at Mallory Globe makers? But that's another thing.

But I'm guessing, just by the United States, he's in New Jersey, come down here, and go to Venezuela. And not our neighbors. We're all over the world, and we have troops all over the world. We do. We do have troops all over the world, and we go all over the world. We do that. But why there?

Anyway, go ahead. This is very, very far away. Venezuela is not. We have soldiers which are very, very far away. Now, is Venezuela very, very far away? Venezuela is not very far away. And the people are suffering and they're dying. We have many options for Venezuela, including a possible military option if necessary.

No, do you have led, Mr. President? Say? Of course we've got military You could say that We have military options for everybody Even our real neighbors You know like Mexico and Canada But we don't need to say it

This freaking guy All right This is Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network I can't I can't That's why I don't do news on Saturdays It drives me insane It really does

It drives me insane And even when we're trying to be nice to our neighbors in Venezuela. You know, my neighborhood, let's just use my neighborhood for an example. There's houses right next to me. Those are my neighbors. Then there's other neighborhoods and other cities.

Now, it could be a neighboring city. It's just, it's not really our neighbors. All right, so let me give you some city names here, okay? Now, you know, every week we try to, and not every week, but most of the time, we try to give you some, weird stories out of the state of Florida. Look, Texas is in the running for one of the weirdest states in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, I mean, California, which is, I mean, California is way up there.

I also got a, I got a tweet from someone reminding me of what happened in California. I was talking about how the person from California introduced her husband as the spouse. And I was, who does that? It's got to be a PC thing, right? Because nobody calls their, I mean, you're a husband and wife. You don't call them their spouse. The terms husband and wife have been deleted from California's marriage law under a bill signed into law Monday by God. Governor Jerry Brown. This was dated July 7th, 2014. So I'm a couple years behind. Sorry.

But she's all caught up, the lady on Project Runway. So California is in the running. Texas is in the running, but really number one crazy state in the country is Florida. And that's why we have chuckinflora.com to remind us some of the people that are whacked out of their minds and still living in the state of Florida. Chuck, I want to give you some city names and you tell me what they have in common. I mean, obviously they have Florida names. Okay. In common.

But I was wondering what they, to you, what else they have in common. Jacksonville, Brooksville, Tallahassee, Gainesville, Spring Hill, Daytona Beach, Melbourne, Hollywood, Lakeland, Ocala. Ten cities from the state of Florida. Okay. What do they have in common? Sinkholes. Well, they probably do have

Sincoles in common, except that I don't think maybe, does Jacksonville have them? I'm pretty sure. I haven't been up there in a while. I try to avoid the area. Well, thank you. And you know why you try to avoid them? I'm happy to hear you say that.

Thank you. Because this list is the top ten most white trash cities in Florida. It makes perfect sense. When you said Melbourne, I was kind of going leaning that direction, but I didn't want to state the option. It doesn't have Gibson in it. Isn't that where you live? I don't live in Gibsonton. That's where a lot of the clown posse lives.

I know. I know the carnies. I know the carnies. First of all, don't, don't start mixing clowns and carnies. Okay, there's a difference. There's a huge difference. Clowns are a little over in Sarasota, a little nicer neck of the woods, the clown college and the clown school. Yep.

And you got Gibson, those are carnies. That is correct. There's a little difference. Another animal. Carney clowns are circles. Those are the ones that you just. running amok in the, you know, out in the fields with the butcher knives and so forth. Yes.

We're seeing them pop up on the internet. Whatever happened to Lobster Boy, by the way? He was my favorite Carnie Star. I actually have a close personal connection to that. A buddy of mine made a cast of his hands. He's got the original Lobster Boy Claws. Is he still alive? At last, last news was, I think, five years ago, he was alive, but he wasn't doing well.

He had some health issues. but I haven't kept up with my lobster boy news. I need to go research that. So the only connection you have really is like brush with greatness. You know a guy who made molds of lobster boy's hands. Pretty much, yeah, yeah. Or you don't know, Lobster Boy. Haven't personally met him.

No, he's on my bucket list. I have met Lobster Boy before. I thought he'd been done to the station when you used to live here. Yes, absolutely, yes. And he used to do his little stupid public access show, so he was always hawking stuff on that. Right. So what do you got for us, Chuck in Florida?

Speaking of stupid little stories from the state of Florida, we have a lot of nakedness in the state of Florida right now. I'm a big fan of that. Like in Texas, you know, like surface of the sun hot the way it has been here. Oh, no, it has been, Chuck, you are not even, I mean, this has been the surface of the sun here this year. What is going on? I mean, first of all, we're in the Florida rain pattern for summer. It's every single day it rains.

That's good. Yes, it's what makes us tropical. You know? Yeah, that saves, you'll never be out of a drought because once governments say you're in a drought, you're in a drought forever. But you're out of the drought now. We've been out of the drought for almost eight years, I mean, since that whole hurricane run through that we haven't seen since. Yeah.

Well, this year they're picking up. But anyway, enough weather talk. Enough weather. Listen, I could talk to meteorological talk with you from here to the sundown. Oh, we definitely have stories to compare as well as lots of updated weather. But now moving on to more important things like. talk about nakedness. Nakedness and sesame seeds.

Who doesn't love good sesame seeds on their burger buns, right? Right. Well, apparently, this guy had smoked some synthetic marijuana, kind of went to his brain, a little wacky, little wacky weed, made him go out in search for sesame seed buns. The Florida man is accused of burglarizing his neighbor's home while naked and gave police an excuse that he can only be described as seedy. See what they did there. Martin Henderson of Florida of Largo, Florida was arrested after he broke into the house.

Wait, who? Martin Henderson, 48 of Largo, Florida. Largo. Do you know him? No, I do not. Okay. No, I do not. I wanted to say I did, but. Or used a butter knife to open up his neighbor's door, standing in his kitchen naked, and the homeowner said,

you're lucky I don't knock you out. That's when I hit him. I hit him twice. So apparently the naked guy got knocked out. So he was searching the neighbors. I mean, it's funny with the sesame seeds, but he was actually, he was searching the neighbor's house for food. And he just didn't put clothes on when he did it. Right, yeah, he forgot to get dressed because it's so blazing hot.

It's right next door. It's not like going to Venezuela. No, this is true. And you usually put clothes on when you go to Venezuela. When you go to a neighbor's house, you can be naked. Right. There's no law against that. Don't you run next door to your neighbor's house naked from time to time?

been known to happen. I'm sorry. Yeah. Especially when they're not home and the pools open, you know. I didn't say that. So, yeah, you know, you've got other things, other running naked people down the streets of Florida after they rob a bank. This guy from Corr, Carl Gables, Alexander Sperber, decided that he's going to be a comedian. And I guess he thought it would be funny to rob a bank naked. First of all, we're going to hide the gun. I mean, you're going to take a stick up, right? Give me all the money in the drawer. Oh, yeah, I forgot to bring a bag, you know. Stop it.

He's a comedian. At Florida, Atlantic University. He's a comedian. I mean, he ought to walk in, you know, ready to go. So it actually is a stick up. This is a stick up, right, yes. I guess it's just, are you just happy to see me? The, uh, but I'll be here all day.

Right. The sister decided to kind of defend him on the internet and said, hey, look, you know, he's been in a mental facility, and he thinks he's a comedian, but he's actually an honor student at Florida Atlantic University. Of course he is. Of course he is. That's why he's naked through the streets throwing money. He's all his meds.

Yeah. We do need to start. Maybe that's an episode I should do is we need to start thinking about opening up the loony bins again. I don't think they necessarily called them loony bins, but. Yes, their mental health. facilities now, Jeff. I mean, come on. We need to open up more mental health facilities. I know my property value went up when they opened up one next to it here, next to us on the, on the street. So that's always fun. I love hearing it was alarms at 3 a.m.

Did they build a wall up down the roadway there? No, it's a white picket fence. No, seriously, when they built that building right, I remember when they were building that stupid thing. Yes, yes, they did not. I had not been to your home in quite some time, but I remember when they were building that now that I'm thinking about it. You lived down that, well, that city dirt road that you lived on. Thanks for bringing that up again. No, it was always great to come to your house.

Holy crap. In the middle of the city of Tampa, the world's only dirt road under utility construction. I can't understand it. Anyway. Anyway. They didn't build a giant wall there? They did not.

They put up a white fence and it is worthless. Yeah, no walls. I mean, I could go on about that. I'm not even taking a break, I'm supposed to take a break. I'll be happy to you. I'm doing silly stories. All right, quickly, quickly. Old Mar Man accused of offering a Tampa cop $10,000 to get out of a pot arrest. He's pulled over.

He's got a couple of grams in his little jar there with a pipe. Officer Douglas Bailey has offered $10,000 to let him go. Michael Shaddle was going to jail, said that, you know, you know, You know, look, I got 10 grand here. It's yours. Just let's ignore this whole thing. He attempted to bribe the efficient. I guess that's the word.

By offering to pay 10 grand in exchange for his release, the officer did not take the money. He put him in jail. Bond, 12 grand. And now he's got an extra charge on it. For what? Offering to assist the police officer and enhancing his income?

Apparently that's not, that's frowned upon in the state. to Florida. Chuckinflora.com. Chuck in Florida. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

That it is. We've got so much more to get to. We're going to go inside behind the scenes at YouTube. Coming up next hour, I've got, oh, we got some, we got some, what's her face? What's her face? The big singer star that had the radio DJ grabbing her butt that everybody thinks that it was me.

It wasn't me, okay? I didn't grab Taylor Swift's butt. I didn't do it. I'm not saying I wouldn't in the future or have it the past, but this particular case is not me. And we've got, I've got some tremendous stories too about a lady that saved a little pig. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. It's so, it's so cute and wonderful. Such a cute little thing that she found a little piglet running around. She saved it. I know how she wants to. raise money to get an operation. I say, eat it.

I mean, if we're saving it to eat it, okay, but saving it, I bet. No. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. In 6-7 and get your tax problem resolved once and for all. That number again is 800-579-4967, 800, 579-4967. The experiment was a success.

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888900-33-93 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram at JeffEMRA. You go to the blaze.com. Go to the channels. We've got Jeffrey Fisher. You can follow me there as well. We put up some different pieces from time to time on all of those different platforms. One big platform that we talked quite a bit about last week is, of course, YouTube.

And we know that YouTube has, well, we'll call it the adpocalypse going on. And there's several channels that are a little wound up, a little wound up at YouTube. One of them is a zombie go boom, which, of course, you know, as a as a, as a, it's a connoisseur of zombies, walkers, the dead. and of course, you know, the podcast Talking Walking Dead that we do here when the show is up and running. I'm a fan of Zombie Go Boom. And I was sad to hear that they were getting

a little bit of the YouTube shaft. And so I kind of thought, well, you know, we should talk to the guys. And I have a feeling that, okay, they're not going to be able to talk about the lawsuit. James Sweet and Chuck Murray, the two founding members of a Zombie Go Boom, and they talk about different items that can be used to protect you during the, you know, if you ever had to. If you ever had to go up against walkers and zombies in your life, I've always often said that I, you know, I'm probably, I'm gone, I'm dead. My wife would probably save me for the first five or ten minutes and then go, you know what?

No, you know what? I love you, but no, I've done saving you. I'm going to be more concerned about me. But I'm sure that they're going to say, hey, the case is over and we're able to talk to you about it, Jeff, because we've settled with YouTube and everything is good and the world is shiny and it's a beautiful thing. And we're creating more and more zombie go boom videos. And we've got more sponsors and better public viewing than ever before. James Sweet and Chuck Murray. Is that the truth?

No, it is not, Jeff. now they're mad at me now they're mad at me they're pissed at me because they didn't want to talk about the lawsuit but I know that it's okay it's all right I didn't want to talk about the lawsuit with them either I want to talk about their damn YouTube channel and I want to talk about actually if they you know

if the case is still ongoing and where they're at in it because it's a little frustrating they're not the only ones you may have heard of Diamond and Silk we've had them on the Blaze Television Network several shows, and they are complaining that they're getting a little bit of the shaft from YouTube, and they're claiming that it's because of, you know, pro-Donald Trump. Obviously, we talked last week about the zombie go boom and the adpocalypse, where they're saying that YouTube changed their parameters and cost them, you know, minus lost ads, which lost them a lot of money.

they were doing such a really cool thing on their channels they were getting you know they were making 10 to 15,000 dollars a month that's a good gig and there's a lot of work a lot of work to get a lot of subscribers i'm not sure what the zombie go boom youtube channel has as followers right now uh as subscribers it's looking like uh i mean this particular one has got over a million views so that alone uh you're talking about some serious some serious money if you're using YouTube as an income which many of them are um anyway i want to talk to them and see and i know that they didn't want to talk about the lawsuit and they had they've got a couple of uh they've got a couple of things going on obviously they want you to do you know still follow their youtube channel at zombie go boom but they also had uh what was it

robert tell me again what uh what they had going for uh to help them out if they needed help uh to go against them. What is it? No, it's not it. Are you, Robert? You see, there's Robert. There's Robert and there's Chris that helped me out with this show every week. And, you know, to be nice, I'll say that I like them and they do a good job. That's to be nice. But so James Sweet and Chuck Murray. All right, so you got mad at me already. You hung up the phone at me already? I didn't even question you yet. What? Oh, no. You're mad at me already, James Sweet? You're Sweet and Chuck Moray? I haven't even questioned you about the lawsuit yet.

No, no, no, sorry. No, we, I'm mad at my phone. I've been, I was trying, I was trying to get on, on, on, on, on, on, on the show and, and it dropped the call twice, so, uh, different phones. Those damn phones. Totally unrelated.

And, and very, very happy to be here. So is this, is this Chuck or James? Uh, this is Chuck and James, Hey, how you doing? Okay. Hey, James. So I've got Both of you. Oh, man, my heart just skipped a little beat. I have both of you here. So I know that, look, I don't know how much you heard,

but I know you can't talk about the lawsuit or, you know, you're up against it. But I'm hoping that you can tell me that as of right now, the lawsuit has been settled. It's over. The sun is shining. The world is all right. You've got your money back and it's a beautiful place. Yes or no?

Oh, I wish. I wish. Oh, it's just very, very slow going. We can probably say a little bit about the lawsuit. I think mostly we're just advice to not get too emotional about the whole thing, regardless of the fact that it wrecked our livelihoods. That's it, though. Of our families.

But yeah, no, it's just slow going. YouTube is supposed to respond any day now to our deposition, and that's basically all we know. So there are other channels that are up against, you know, having some of the same issues. And I don't know if they're the exact same issues or if they're just a part of a YouTube issue all around that are having problems with, you know, the pay scale. And are they joining you in this fight or are you all alone? Yeah, there are quite a few channels that have contacted us or our attorneys and had very, very similar stories about their views being borrowed. bottleneck, their views not going out, but more importantly, the revenue that they used to make

going down between 80 and 95% overnight. And a lot of these channels are, you know, weapons channels, second amendment channels or channels with very, very strong opinions. But the weird thing about it is that it's not like a person, at least you know, at least as far as we know, it's not a person looking at the content on YouTube and figuring out whether or not something is, quote, advertiser-friendly. It's basically an algorithm that looks for things in the titles, descriptions, and metadata, and that there are certain words that the algorithm doesn't like, and if there are a lot of words like that, then you're either going to get demonetize,

which YouTube would, for the most part, will warn you, saying that, you know, this video is now demonetized, or soft demonitization, which we had evidence of, but YouTube never came out and said anything until about three days ago, and they actually said, yes, by the way, some of your videos may be softly demonetized, which basically means that most of the views are not, are not, they're not placing pre-rolls in front of those views.

to put it into perspective last month, not a great month for us. We got 4 million views. Normally we average, well, before the apocalypse, we average between 6 and 10 million views. So 4 million views, but only 95,000 were monetized. And which is basically, I mean, nothing. You know, we have a company with five people, which means five families rely on what we do. and we've had to just find different kinds of work. I was actually up all night making props for MythBusters

because we do special effects here. So we've just been taking as much work as we can. Luckily, MythBusters came up to us and asked us to make some stuff for them. Well, I mean, that's great. I mean, that's good. That's good news. Yeah, yeah, you know, so we're just trying our best.

but like the last video, it's just, it's just really difficult because you, you spent, we spent six years building up our company with $175 to begin with from nothing. And then finally, when we get to that milestone, which is over one million subscribers, they push a button and then our company is basically worth nothing. The last five videos that we put out, they got like, And I'm not joking around 100,000 views, some of them, and 80 cents of revenue. 80 cents, 80 cents to $5 is basically what we get for 100,000 views now. So their argument, at least, and I know you can't, you know, we're getting deeper into the suit than you probably need to.

But I really am boggled by, it's really almost with the algorithm. It's almost worse than having, you know, Bill sit there and say yes or no to a video. Because it just grand sweeps everything and throws everything down. YouTube, though, however, is claiming they're out is obviously, well, you should have paid attention. But if you should have paid attention to their changes, how do you change what you do to match their algorithm? There is no way to do that, right? well that's correct um they keep it kind of secret because they've had issues in the past with people trying to like rig it like so you know put in in certain words or or you know you've seen like a thumbnail

of some uh you know a woman in a bikini and you click on it or whatever and it's i just want to go on record as saying that i've only done that a few thousand times okay so not all the time do i just click on a woman in a bikini that's a thumbnail i'm sorry okay not every well and that might be a reason your wife would kill you after a while. But anyway, you know, but hey, but like, you know, that kind of stuff because like, so people would game the system basically is what they call it. So they're constantly kind of changing it. And also they change it based on what they think will help build them.

So, for example, you might, they might want more views. So it'll be a certain way for a while. and then they might change and go, well, we want people to watch more videos longer, and it's called like watch time, the minute defense. So then they'll change it back to sort of say, well, if you get more of that, we'll reward you. But the thing that's always been frustrating, even from the beginning, especially in this case, they don't tell you.

It just happens. And there's no way to, even if you are on the up and up, there's no way to even, like not even a hint, like, hey, we're going to start counting more watch time now. Like, they don't even tell you a generic thing like that. It just occurs. Right. Yeah. And one other thing, and maybe this will put in a little perspective, too, is with robots doing it,

obviously they can't tell the content of something when watching it, right? Right. So one of the things that's going on, especially right now, that has, and then with a lot of the news kind of shows and are getting really hammered too, is let's say you were doing a show where you're talking about the Taliban or how we were going to defeat them or some kind of thing they did wrong, you know, something like that. If it just sees the fact you're talking about the Taliban, it'll stop that video.

Whether it's in a talk frame, a news frame, or any other frame, because they're just worried that an ad will get put on a video. talk in any way, shape, or form talking about, say, terrorism or something. So it's like a blanketed thing a computer sees. And so you have no idea what words will trigger that off or anything. And so that's what everybody is struggling with. Like, we make an entertainment show more. But the news kind of shows are really struggle with it because they can't even really talk about issues and things anymore, you know,

because the minute they do, they get hammered. So that's kind of in a nutshell, how it works and what's going on. And specifically for when this happened on the 27th of March, like literally we just woke up and it was boom, down. And we were like, what is going on? We tried to talk to everybody. No, they wouldn't tell you anything. And it took like maybe a week or two, if I can remember correctly, where they finally put out something said, oh, by the way, we're doing this now.

And you're like, okay, well, what do we do? And we never got any answers. And then that's kind of what led to the lawsuit, because we would have been more than happy to work with them if they would have just told us what they wanted to do. You know, it's like in any other industry or television or movie thing, you submit a film and it gets rated, right? And there's certain standards to that or whatever.

Well, let's say you make a movie, it comes back rated R and you go, well, we really want a PG-13. We'll take out a couple of scenes, yeah. Yeah, they'll tell you what to do. And so we were kind of like, if you think ourselves rated R or whatever, how do we get it to PG-13 basically, right?

Right. And they were like, we can't tell you. And that was the end of it. And it was like, well, now we're just flying blind and we don't even, you know, we don't know what to do. So it's weird specifically because we, you know, people are just, a lot of it is basically conjecture because it's so secretive, but you hear from other YouTubers when you, when you reach certain milestones on YouTube, you get to work with other

YouTubers that have reached that same milestone. And all of these YouTubers are constantly trying to figure out what YouTube wants, what the algorithm is. And still trying to be entertaining and reach an audience. Exactly. And then that's the issue. It's hard because if you count watch time, And then maybe you make your show slower and the audience doesn't like it as much. But even with just the words, the keywords that the algorithm is looking for, we've heard that even the word kiss can get a video demonetized. And now the big issue is that we have changed. We've changed our show a lot and we've alienated our fan base a lot by trying to make content

that is not just advertiser-friendly, but family-friendly, which it seems that that's what YouTube wants. And it doesn't matter because it doesn't matter what we put. up on our channel, everything makes hardly any money at the most, maybe 10% of what we used to make. And it really doesn't matter how family-friendly we make it. It seems to us, based on the analytics that we have, that our entire channel has basically been put in this sort of blacklist. Let me ask you a question.

Just as a side note. The channel, zombie go boom. How much family-friendly can you make that? Well, that's a good point. The crazy thing is like I wish they would say, no, it has to be family-friendly. What they're saying is that it has to be advertiser-friendly. Right. No, we used to work in television.

We have a marketing background. We created zombie-go-boom to be advertiser-friendly, to be entertaining. In fact, we get sponsors outside of YouTube all of the time. it's a little bit harder now that our views have, you know, gone down and everything. Yeah, well, I mean, it's a domino effect. There's no question about that. I completely understand that. But we are.

We are advertiser-friendly. Are we a show for kids? No. Our main demographic is 18 to 35-year-old males. But that's too crazy, I guess. I don't know. All right. So James Sweet and Chuck want to say your last name.

right, Maray. That's right. For a zombie go boom, and I know that, listen, I'm up against the clock. I'm going to take a couple of minutes, and then I'm going to come back and have you guys talk about how people can help if they want to, and also how you guys got started. I'm fascinated on how you got started and where you got before the world ended because of those bastards at YouTube. So hold on.

We'll be right back on the Blaze Radio Network. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is on the Blaze Radio Network 888-90333 is the phone number. I'm talking with two gentlemen that are up against the big dogs, okay, the big dogs of YouTube, James Sweet and Chuck Moray, who inside of the big dog of YouTube became big dogs themselves and created zombie go boom. And I'm a fan.

And I've enjoyed a lot of your work. and I'm disappointed that some of the algorithms that we'll call the inside computer network of YouTube has decided that you guys are not ad-friendly, which is insane. But we talked a little bit about that prior to the break. But I wanted to talk to you guys a little bit about what got you started doing this and what gave you the idea of, hey, we can do something on YouTube and create a fan base and make a little money at the same time. Yeah, no, absolutely.

James and I have a television background and we've been doing television and film for quite a long time and then we were lucky enough to work together at an NBC affiliate here in Fayetteville, Arkansas and we were always talking about just creative projects and how we wanted to get away from basically making local commercials and promos because we didn't feel like it was fun anymore.

So I was into martial arts, and I was writing a zombie movie at the time. The Walking Dead wasn't yet a show. It was a comic book, and I was a big, damn comic. And I started making this YouTube channel that was completely unrelated to Zombie Go Boom. But while I was doing that, James came, he used to be my boss. He went into my office, and he said, what are you trying to do? And I said, I don't know. You're not my boss anymore.

Get off me. Yeah, I was like, I'm just starting, you know, just trying to figure out new media. I just gave him some BS because I thought I was getting in trouble. And then he left, he went to his office, and he came back 30 minutes later, and he said, hey, why don't you try something on YouTube with a built-in audience that you already know, and it's huge, and it's growing? And I was like, what are you talking? And he said, zombies, why don't you and I make a show about zombies?

And then we started developing it, and we realized that for consistent. see it could be like a reality kind of series like myth busters so then we were just basically like okay myth busters meet zombies this is awesome so we just developed it from there and uh reached out to zombie fan pages on facebook and and they started talking about it once we came up with a promo and then it's just been a slow burn ever ever since you know six years later but we finally reached one million subscribers which was a great day for us and then you know not that's too much later, this has happened. I mean, right. That's

fantastic. All right, listen, I'm up against the clock here. I'm going to hold you over for just a couple more minutes, and then we'll find out how people can help. And I really want to, I'm fascinated at some of, what are some of your favorite products are. Okay. All right, so James Sweet and Chuck Murray from a zombie go boom, and more with them

in near moments on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. It is that on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. We're talking with James Sweet and Chuck Moray from Zombie Go Boom,

and we discussed a little bit about their lawsuit up against YouTube, and I'm hoping that, really, you guys, look, before we get into how people can help because you've had your income cut and you're trying to keep people's jobs and livelihoods so they can feed their families, and we get into that, and some of your favorite tools for saving your life, during the zombie apocalypse. But during this adpocalypse,

I mean, are you guys asking, do you want to bring YouTube down to the ground, or you just want, the object is so that everybody makes money and everybody's happy, right? Of course. And, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, we would like to make it a better platform

that can work really well with creators. And I think, honestly, you know, not to get too political, but right now, it really is an assault on alternative view points in media, in news, and actually weapons and gun channels are really affected by this a lot. Like, that's mostly our fans. So, yeah, there really is a huge thing against this. And, you know, it's bordering on, you know, free speech and like the bare arms and all that stuff.

And, you know, it's really, you know, YouTube is a great platform for people with independent voices. In fact, that's what they pitched to you when you first started. Right. I mean, that's the whole point. Times has never been better. Let's, I mean, anybody can do anything. Let your voice be heard. Yeah.

And, you know, they told us that the audience decides who makes it and who does it, not the gatekeepers. Well. That's turning into not be the case. Yeah. And ironically, we feel in what we've been told is they're basically the gatekeeper. Yes. But it wasn't before. And we understand they have to make money too.

We're not dumb and we don't, you know, think that's the case. But there's better ways to go about it, I think. And it really does, you know, this isn't necessarily our words. This is other people's words that we've talked to. But, you know, they just think it's borderline coming on the censorship and different issues like that. And if you have a different viewpoint, especially what the news channels are talking about on there. and there's some that are very, very vocal about it.

If you have a different opinion than the corporate media, they don't want you to be heard. And that's, and there's videos all over about all that. That's pretty amazing. Who owns YouTube again? Who owns YouTube again? Google. Oh, that's right.

That's right. And they haven't been in the news lately. Oh, wait. Yes, they have. Where have they been in the news for? Oh, I know. Censoring some of their employees. Anyway, let's talk about you.

Let's talk about your channel for a little. Anyway, that's what we think. Yes, I understand. And I want it to work out, believe me, for you and many others. I wanted to work out. And let's talk a little bit about that. You were creating some content that was creating some income, which led you to have employees. And so you have people that, you know, you're not only feeding your own families,

but you're feeding other people's families as well by creating this content. And now the gatekeeper has pulled the plug a little bit on that. So you're struggling to keep other families food on that. table. If someone, what are you doing to combat that a little bit? We've basically had to switch business models completely from an ad-based business model to maybe a sales business model. We started merchandising shop at zombiegoboom.com. We've designed tools of the trade to combat the zombie apocalypse. We even designed the sword called the executioner's sword, which repeal is the best sword.

the world, especially for killing the undead. And outside of that, we have a Patreon. It's patreon.com slash zombie go boom TV, and even just a dollar will help us supplement our lost income so that the people that count on zombie go boom to pay the bills can still count on zombie go boom to pay the bills. There's nothing worse than having to go up to my employees and say, hey, I don't know when I'm going to be able to pay you this month. I mean, I'm trying not to lose it on the radio,

but it's so hurtful, you know. I can well imagine. All right, so your favorite weapon is your sword? Oh, absolutely. The executioner's sword, you don't even have to train in how to handle or wield a sword. It's shaped in a way where anybody would be able to kill. 10-year-old could kill a zombie.

And I can purchase that? I mean 18-year-old. Yeah, right. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I was going to correct you on that because there was no way that a 13-year-old would ever see anything like that. So what is the executioner?

That thing I go to your zombie go-boom store. What's that thing going to run me? Uh, $125. Yeah, see, that's a 13-year-old. If you've got $125, you're 13-year-old's doing something he should. Okay? Right. Or his parents get it for them and, you know,

With adult supervision, it shouldn't be that bad. Well, we also designed this sword to basically help you whether, maybe going camping, you know, you can actually put down with this. It works not just like a sword, but like a machete. I mean, you can't take a katana and cut wood with it contrary to the Walking Dead. But this sword is definitely designed for outdoor and all of that. Are you saying that something in the Walking Dead is not true to life? Is that what you're saying?

That's what we do is some of our, a lot of our more popular episodes is this proving some of the stuff that you see on the Walking Dead. Now you're pissing me off. Sorry. That's very funny. So what are some of the other objects I could get at the store? I don't want to go to the store and actually look around while I'm talking to you because I have my producer bringing up actually the executioner sword and it looks really cool. And I may actually have to, you know, buy it for camping purposes. But what are some of your other favorite objects?

It's still pretty early with our store. We're still trying to work out the kinks and then set up partnerships with, you know, distributors and other manufacturers and things like that. So the goal is to have a full line of zombie go boom products. But really what's up there right now is literally prop liquidation. And because we got to do what we got to do. Right. Yeah, no kidding.

Some items that we were fortunate enough to be able to buy wholesale. That's okay. I wish you the best. If you guys need anything, please let us know. And also, when this case gets resolved one way or the other, I'd love to talk to you and get your feelings on how the resolution has affected you and will affect you. That'd be great.

Anytime. Thank you so much for the opportunity. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. James Sweet and Chuck Murray from a zombie go boom. You know, go get the executioner sword. I mean, what are you going to do? Look, you didn't win the mega millions.

Unless you went to Nick's barbecue in Illinois and won it. And if that's you, aren't you my uncle now? And if it's not you, it was $125. Right? You know, what are you going to do? Look, a couple of weekends that the movies is going to cost you that. take it off. Stay home and watch the cable you're paying for

and buy the executioner. Help James and Chuck pay the bills. Just a little bit. Okay? That's great. It's really fascinating and frustrating at the same time. Those stories, it would be better if a guy named Bill was going through and saying,

oh, you know, that's not a good one, but that's fine instead of the algorithm because the algorithm is like your computer robot that's going to kill you because you're a human. It's not going to make the case. Well, he's a good human. We'll let him live. No, the AI is going to go, nope.

My algorithm says you're a human. And you're not worthy of living. All right. This is Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Man, I have got, where are we going to go? I don't know. We've got Taylor Swift's story. She's of that lawsuit.

I mean, really, it's a god-awful stupid story. She's saying that a radio DJ is taking a picture. and you know how they come through radio stations all over the country. It's what they do. It's what the stars do amazingly. It's how they sell their music, how they make their money at concerts, people listening to them on the radio. And, you know, this DJ took the picture and grabbed her rear end while they were taking the picture.

The horror! Okay, I got it. It's wrong. You're not supposed to do that. Right? So anyway, they were, you know, she was being sued. And the judge threw out the case. now that he, the DJ is saying that he was wrongfully fired and she had nothing to do with it.

However, he can still sue the radio station and Taylor's mom who had called her friend at the radio station and got this guy fired according to him. Taylor wanted to come and take the stand, which she did and talk about how this guy grabbed her ass several times under oath and because she wanted to make sure that something like this didn't happen to anyone else. and I think she's counter suing him for a dollar or something because it's not about the money

it's about the ass grabbing I mean I don't know how many times I've said that in my life it's not about the money it's about the ass grabbing but I do agree with Taylor on that for sure speaking of ass grabbing

Ezekiel Elliott suspended for six games by the NFL now he obviously will appeal it so he'll probably end up with three games and then they'll be happy and be done. But I'm kind of becoming a Dallas fan since I'm living in the Metroplex. And so, you know, I know that kind of clouds your view of things a little bit. It shouldn't, but it does. But there wasn't any trial. I think it's time that the NFL maybe get a blanket if you get arrested or if you, if you're arrested,

or if you're found guilty of this, not just because somebody on Twitter said it, but if you're actually, go through the law, and they have found, you know, this is the deal, but now the NFL, it's our investigators have found something else other than the police. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, well, that's great.

And so we have decided we are the law. And look, the NFL can do what they want. Am I going to continue to watch? Yeah Yeah I am Am I going to continue Watch as much as I did?

I don't know I mean I've I've cut back quite a bit To be honest with you about the NFL College football is another thing But the NFL I've really I've really cut back And to be honest with you

Most of the time Truth be told I don't listen to the announcers I can call my own game Some most of the announcers drive me Insane So I would rather just watch the game

and call it myself. And if something happens that I'm not too sure about, you know, there's a volume control. And I just turn it up. And I go, I wait for the explanation. Oh. And I turn it back down again. And then, hey, I don't have to listen to all the commercials, which,

oh. No, I mean, I listen to every commercial that there is because I love commercials. And I really do. I care about commercials. And I make sure that's what pays the bills. And then I, uh, I can, can just watch the game. Huh?

I know. Crazy talk. But Zika Elliott, I mean, six games, that, now look, the Cowboys has a great offensive line. Their offenses, I mean, if you want to talk some NFL, we'll talk some NFL. Their offensive line has been tremendous and will continue to be tremendous. It's going to be difficult for any running back not to run 100 yards a game in this Dallas

offense. Dak Prescott, I think, you know, this year could be a struggle year. usually what happens is that first year if you're a hot shot you get knocked down a peg the second year because the NFL's you know they've kind of figured you out there's been some other players

like what's his face out of Phil what's his name it doesn't matter but with my example if you are first year and you come out and you just kind of come along and you're not break out you're just kind of along you just get better and better by the second year if you get

you know better you're going to look that much better. This year, Dak comes out, if he doesn't get better than where he was, but say gets knocked down 10 or 15%, 10%,

I mean, he looks bad. Right? So it could be a tough year. And, boy, I'd hate to see that. I'd hate to see that happen to the Cowboys. Where's Tony Robo again? Who?

This is The Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. I know we were supposed to be able to protest and do what we want here in America, the freedom, as long as it doesn't hurt other people. I get that. But right now we're looking at footage at a white supremacist rally,

and they've asked people to leave a park, people are shouting down. It's almost, I mean, stop it. I mean, the people are walking around where they've got their, They've got their bag of phones. I don't even want to know what they're saying. I don't even want to know because I mean, you've got black people all wound up. You've got white people all wound up.

I mean, someone will get hurt. And you get all these people wandering around with their cameras and the TV people waiting for the footage. I mean, they're just waiting, dying. Please, somebody fight, somebody fight, somebody fight. It's live news footage. I don't care what they say. Just run the audio. Just run the audio.

But please, somebody fight. Somebody fight. Somebody hit them. Obviously, we're not here for violence, and we don't want anything. We're just here to cover the event. But if something does happen, fortunately, we were here to cover it.

Uh-huh. Oh, water throwing. Water throwing. It's a baseball helmet, a batting helmet on it. You're not that, come on. Okay. If you're a white supremacists, and do you want people to take you seriously?

Don't walk down the street with your baseball helmet. Do you remember the television show, Jerry Springer? Remember that? Been off for a while. I met Jerry a few times down in Florida. He likes to show up and do a few things in Tampa Bay. And he's a nice enough guy. But he remember his TV show where he, I mean,

the whole object was a reality show, right? I mean, it was they wanted the fights. They brought people out. They wanted to fight. And before they sent them on to the stage, they were like, this person just said, go F yourself. Go on on stage. And so the fight would be there. See, now here we go.

All in front of the police all rode up in their riot gear and their fascist machine killing people. Oh, and the officers are getting out there. Their sticks now they're ready to march. They're ready to clear the park. And they've got people just standing in front of them taunting them. Get out of the park. Leave, you old hag. She's going to be the first one to complain.

They hit me. You're standing in front of the day. I can't take it. I can't. If there's ever a time, when you say to yourself, I wonder if there's a problem with parents suing the schools for treating seven-year-old transgender daughter like a boy.

I wonder if there's a problem with professor are letting students choose their own grades for stress reduction. I wonder if there's a problem with companies firing people who write memos of diversity, but don't want really diversity. I wonder if there's a problem with any of that. I wonder if there's a problem with more lonely fewer friends, less sex, because I have a smartphone and I'm all by myself, but today I'm going to go out in the park and be with the white supremacists.

If there's ever a problem with that and wonder how our educational system is, look for the footage from the white supremacist march. I'm sorry, the white supremacist rally today. I mean, I'm not sure who they hate more. If the white supremacists are rallying against the black people, if the black people are rallying against the white supremacist and then the police, or if they're both together, maybe. Maybe the white supremacists and the black people should all get together and fight against the police because that's rage against the machine, man. That should be a band name. Oh, I think it is. Rage against the fascist ruling police.

Oh, the police are on the march. They just started on the march to go through the park. They're going to clear the park, man. Get out the way, old woman. Just run her down. I want to see you, run her down. No, I don't. This is what happens when I watch TV without audio.

All right, just make my own audio. I mean, I should Facebook live my, you know, my, no, I shouldn't do that at all. I shouldn't do that at all because I'm, this, this is what I'm due. Just runner over, march over, fight. This is going to get ugly, and I don't, it's sad. It's sad because it's going to get ugly because that's all they want. They just, they're just, can't we all just get along? Can we all just go to the park and, I don't, I,

I don't know, have a picnic. Just, you know, play a little frisbee. I don't know, play a little catch. The kids play kickball. You know, have a hamburger, a couple of hot dogs. Just all get along. Instead, we've got to go have people in our face hollering, yelling, we're awful, and yet they're the ones wearing the baseball batting helmet with the white glow.

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