Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - A Healthier Option?... 5/17/23
Episode Date: May 17, 2023Self Service Tipping… Giuliani sued/sexual harassment-toxic work environment-unpaid wages… Elizabeth Holmes headed to jail?… Golden Bachelor… Shows getting axed and stayin… Man Called Otto /... Air… Vice Media Files… Who Died Today: Srichand P Hinduja 87… Lollipops and wine… Man with severed hand found… Apple China trade secrets… Smuggling Fruit Roll Ups… chewingthefat@theblaze.com www.blazetv.com/jeffy promo code: FedUp (limited time, 30% off)... Joke of the day… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Okay, I feel like this needs to stop.
All kinds of companies that set up at airports and break, bakeries, coffee shops, sports stadiums,
have now introduced the self-serve tipping option, you know, where customers can leave tips.
And they, you know, typically leave 20%, but they have.
You can also adjust it to whatever you want.
And I talked a little bit about this.
when I did my story about going to Sonic and how they screwed up the order and how Sonic asks for the tip prior to you getting your goods and service.
So, I mean, I feel like, okay, so if you have the tip option on there, my theory was that you need to give a tip so that you get the correct order and they feel like, no matter what it is, at least it shows up that they got a tip.
so they are going to work better on your order.
But if I'm ordering something that I haven't received yet,
why should I leave a tip?
I just don't understand.
And I know that customers are reporting
that they feel obligated to leave a tip.
And yeah, they should.
Because I feel like they like me,
feel like if I don't leave a tip,
you know, somebody's going to spit in my coffee.
Or not give me the freshest cinnamon roll.
Give me the one that's up front the day old cinnamon roll.
You didn't leave a tip.
This is the one you get.
So I also like the idea, if they're going to do this, that they put on the screen where the tip money goes.
We're just assume that that tip money is going to either our server or it goes into a pile and all the servers split the tip.
I don't know that I actually like that idea either.
I like the idea of, you give me good service.
And I tip you for it.
You know, the argument of all those,
the restaurants should go ahead and pay their employees more.
I know, I know.
But that bridge has pretty much been crossed.
It's not going to happen.
So they, I just don't, I, it's enough already.
If I'm at a grocery store, a coffee shop, whatever,
I just feel like you asking me means that you expect it.
and I don't know that I like that at all.
We're already paying higher prices for everything.
And now you want me to give you a tip before I even get the product or the customer interaction?
How about no?
How about no?
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Okay, I can get the tipping stuff out of my head.
So a lot of the screens have a separate screen.
that pops up.
And if you've been shopping at these places or do business with these places, you know of what I'm talking about.
So it comes up that, you know, you want to leave a tip, whether it's a dollar or 20% or 10%,
or, you know, you want to leave a certain amount.
You can customize it.
Or it says, you know, you want to leave the change that's left if your order is, you know,
43 cents.
You want to leave the rest.
The other 57 cents, you know, as a tip, fine.
But it also you feel obligated when it's a separate screen, you know, where you can't, where you have to click either a tip or no tip.
So instead of just having the tip they're available to do, you have to decide and make a choice on that screen, which we feel like is being read, you know, behind the scenes.
Yep, customer, you know, 100 said no tip.
So they get the bad service.
strange to me and the whole the whole tipping thing is you know I feel obligated
anyway it's now 20% when you're out eating dinner but at the point on that is that
at least at a restaurant I'm paying and leaving a tip after the service and goods have
been provided so I can decide whether it was worthy or not most of these places
as Sonic in particular
are asking you for a tip prior to giving you any service at all.
I mean, well, they have taken your order.
I'm sorry.
Someone or some computer has taken your order through a screen.
So, I mean, that's got to be worth something, right?
Okay.
So what did Rudy Giuliani do?
What is this guy?
This guy was on a pedestal of the mayor of New York City.
He cleaned the city up.
After 9-11, he was there, and then he went to work with Donald Trump.
And how dare he even talk to Donald Trump?
Well, now Rudy Giuliani, who is 78, is seeing another case, a $10 million sexual assault lawsuit against him.
Incredible.
This is Noel Dumfrey, a writer and business consultant, said she was retained for business development.
work and other work by Giuliani in 2019.
She claims they had a physical relationship.
She was fired in 2021.
She sued him for sexual harassment and toxic work environment.
She only wants 10 million.
Of course, Giuliani has categorically denied all of the allegations in this, what he
calls a frivolous complaint.
She claims that he...
insisted she worked from his apartment, demanded that she work naked in a bikini or in short shorts
with an American flag on them that he bought for her, claims Giuliani would bombard her with
calls and text messages. She said she recorded many of their conversations. She claims including
one that happened in 2019 in which Giuliani told her he could get in trouble with underage
girls if they were 16 but look 20. Yeah, I mean, we all know that. Why? Is that a bad thing that he
said that to you? I'm not really sure what you're insinuating there. I know what she's trying to
insinuate. I got it. But she claimed, and she also claims that he owes her two million dollars
in unpaid wages. So I don't know what has happened to Rudy Giuliani, but because he was hooked up
with Donald Trump, you can't have that.
And that will not stand.
So now she's going after him, this dump free.
Really, really strange.
Now look, I don't know Rudy Giuliani.
I just know him from what I see in the media.
So I don't know if he, what kind of guy he is.
I'm just assuming that he's not this kind of guy.
I know.
She claimed that he hired her for a million dollars a year
and promised free legal advice for domestic violence case she was fighting.
But he said that I can't pay you right away because I'm in a divorce battle right now.
So she agreed to it.
She said in the story, I reluctantly agreed to it.
Oh, okay.
Did you?
All right, but she viewed the job, the salary and free legal representation as being worth the weight.
She alleges the sexual harassment began immediately.
Okay.
She said that Giuliani was rarely sober and relied heavily on Viagra.
Okay.
All right.
She worked under the constant threat that Giuliani might demand sex from her at any moment.
Really?
I mean,
Okay.
She alleged that she never.
consented to intercourse, but she eventually stopped resisting because it was clear that he would
not stop pursuing her so. I mean, it's the power dynamic, all right? It's absolutely the power
dynamic. She claimed that Giuliani liked to insult her during sex and was fascinated by BDSM,
wanting her to watch films and shows with such scenes in them. She claimed she traveled with them.
her Instagram shows her meeting
MAGA figures
such as Ivanka and
Jr. as well as Kimberly
Guilfoyle and Mike Pence.
Just amazing. I find this really hard to
believe, but that's out there now
and she claimed he suffers from
chronic alcoholism, began drinking in the morning
and continuing all day.
He was rarely sober
and it was her job
to make sure that he was
was a functioning alcoholic.
So it was her job to make sure he did not appear too drunk.
And if he became too drunk, it was her job to remove him from the situation.
Oh.
Okay.
So good luck, Rudy.
Good luck.
It's going to be fascinating to see what happens in that case.
And I also see where our girl, I know.
Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's going to jail.
She still had that case pending and that kept her out of jail.
But according to this, according to a ruling from U.S. District Judge Edward Deville, he ordered Elizabeth Holmes to pay $452 million in restitution to those she duped while building her hoax blood testing business.
So she is being held jointly liable for that amount with her former lover and business partner Ramash Sunny Belawani,
who started his 13-year prison sentence last month.
So Rupert Murdoch, looking to get some of his $125 million back, $105 million back.
Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, former education secretary,
Betsy DeVos.
They gave her
millions.
So good luck
getting your money back.
They owe Walgreens money.
Walgreens gave them
they're supposed to pay
Walgreens $40 million back.
Walgreens had given
Theranos $140 million.
Apparently
$100 million of that was an
innovation fee, so you don't get that
back.
She's supposed to pay
$14.5 million
to Safeway because the supermarket chain signed a contract with the blood testing startup
and spent hundreds of million dollars in remodeling their stores to build patient service centers
and they hired they hired phlebotomus to do the job of something that was not going to happen
so she's now owed uh owed she's supposed to pay four hundred and fifty two million in total
I don't know where that money's going to come from.
Maybe she's got some money buried in the backyard.
I don't know.
The co-conspirator Belwani is worth about $85 million, according to documents.
But, I mean, that's not even close to the money that they owe.
She was worth over $4 billion at one time.
I don't know how much money she actually has.
But she will be sentenced.
sometime in the future.
The judge said that the new date for her surrender will be said.
So she's still not in jail yet, but she's on her way.
She is on her way.
I thought for sure that she was going to end up not going to jail.
But no, that doesn't seem to be the case.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
All right, so those of you that have been asking for it, it's now going to happen.
After years and years of teasing that it would happen, ABC, has finally given the green light to the long-awaited senior citizen of The Bachelor.
The Golden Bachelor.
Yay!
The leading man has yet to be announced and is a cast of a...
female suitors will be announced at a later date.
So this has got to have something to do with the writer's strike, right?
Because they've got this show on the table and they can do it with more freewheeling and less writing.
It's showcasing a whole new kind of love story, one for the golden years.
The network synopsis says a hopeless romantic is given a second chance of love and
search for a partner with whom to share the sunset years of life.
The women arriving at the mansion have a lifetime of experience,
living through love, loss, and laughter, hoping for a spark that ignites a future full of
endless possibilities.
In the end, will our golden man turn the page to start a new chapter with the woman of his dreams?
So, yay!
Yeah, they want that on scripted content.
So that's happening.
The Golden Bachelor.
Now, under the Bachelor umbrella,
the Bachelor in Paradise will air its ninth season in the fall.
Wow.
And the Golden Bachelor will air Monday nights after dancing with the stars.
And Bachelor in Paradise will air Tuesday nights in the fall.
So the Bachelor, I guess, that doesn't come back for a while yet.
Not real sure when the Bachelor, just the Bachelor, makes its mark back on television.
But who cares?
Because you will have the Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise.
Oh, my gosh.
Saddling has probably have to watch a few clips from that.
And all these networks now that are making decisions on shows getting the green light or getting the axe
with the writer's strike,
there's plenty of shows
that maybe we're on the bubble
that you think,
maybe we could bring them back
and, you know,
renew them
and something will happen with them.
How about no?
There's a writer's strike going on.
Yeah, no.
You're going to have to,
you know, take a hike.
I see where
fire country
is coming back, right?
Let's see.
The network NBC said,
I'm sorry,
CBS that only half of its shows survived.
Fire country.
So Help Me, Todd, East New York, and True Lives premiered this season,
and they were pulled in New Phantom and just wasn't enough.
So they get the axe.
Wow!
Fire country, I thought, was a big hit for them,
but that's getting the axe?
Holy cow.
So Help Me, Todd, East New York, True Lives.
Those three shows, we're not good.
But Fire Country was not bad.
I thought that show would at least get another season.
Interesting.
Interesting.
That's CBS.
So you're looking at NCIS and Blue Bloods.
So I'm surprised that Fire Country got the axe.
So Seal Team.
Oh, that's right.
Diggleberry from Fire Country was on Seal Team.
So I guess, and it was between SWAT and Blue Blood.
So, I mean, it was a time slot hit.
So guess not?
Have a nice day.
take care.
Good to see you.
East New York was terrible.
Just terrible.
Occurring to this, so help me, Todd stays?
No way.
That show was terrible.
True lies, terrible.
So anyway, with the writer strike,
some of these other shows that are considered safe
will be on the block.
You can count on that.
I talked about ABC.
First, my man,
They were cutting a bunch of shows,
but Will Trent made the cut,
which I'm happy about.
I really like that show a lot.
And CBS has the FBI's.
Those shows aren't going anywhere.
They love those shows,
and they can put in a whole lot of woke stuff
in the FBI and FBI International
and FBI Most Wanted.
I'm surprised Most Wanted has lasted
because their main star left,
and they brought in the new guy.
And he really isn't a new guy.
Dylan McDermott.
But he, this is a pretty woke way to go.
But they do go after some kind of bad guys,
as they all do on every FBI.
Anyway, I would venture to say that there's a whole bunch of shows,
counting on the writers working out of deal very soon.
Hey, you know, I did watch a man called Otto.
That's available.
I was either on Prime or Netflix.
I don't know where it was at.
I watched Air, which was either on Netflix or Prime, one of the two.
And I enjoyed them.
I enjoyed them both, actually.
Air is about Michael Jordan and Nike and how that deal got started.
And it's with Michael, but without Michael.
And we may have talked about it already because I enjoyed it.
It was with What's Her Face played Michael's Mom, Viola Davis, who did great.
I mean, she's always great.
Matt Damon was in at Apple.
Affleck, of course, was in a Jason Bateman.
He was great in it.
I mean, everybody, I enjoyed everyone in the movie.
And it was fun.
Although Affleck kind of annoyed me, but he's been Affleck.
And so, whatever.
And then a man called Otto with Tom Hanks was really good.
They covered all the woke bases, but they did it in a good way, I thought.
So if you have a chance to see a man called Otto, and it's about a guy, an old man who loses his wife,
and he's struggling and he wants to commit suicide,
but he doesn't end up committing suicide.
And it was just interesting how he struggled
with being without his wife
and how the friends came in to help him.
It's well worth to watch.
Tom Hanks, another outstanding job.
That's what I'm talking about media, getting the axe.
I see where Vice Media has officially filed
for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
So they have official.
filed for Chapter 11. Now, a group of creditors, including Fortress Investment Group,
Soros Fund Management, and Monroe Capital. You're all familiar with those investment groups.
I mean, hello, those creditors, submitted a conditional $225 million credit bid to secure most of
the company's assets and would assume significant liabilities. Wow. I mean, VICE was valued at
$5.7 billion.
I don't know if I ever believed that,
but they certainly were valued that,
so others definitely believed that.
With, you know,
whether assets and liabilities
are now valued between $500 million and a billion.
The lenders have also agreed to lend an additional $20 million
to keep the publisher operational
while it works to find a buyer,
which could be completed within two to three months.
So if any of the creditors,
the Fortress Investment Group, Soros Fund Management,
and or Monroe Capital would like to, I don't know,
give me an additional $20 million to remain operational?
I'd be happy to give it a shot.
I'm going to remain operational anyway,
but if you want to give me the $20 million, I'm all for it.
I mean, Vice News was such a huge thing for a while.
There's no question about that.
But, I mean, they had their vice news tonight, and they did, you know, they did the Dennis Rodman thing to North Korea for the basketball game.
I mean, they did a lot of stuff that was pretty fascinating.
And they had some pretty decent behind-the-scenes shows and stuff.
So we'll see.
I mean, it's just, it's too bad.
But on the, on one hand, it's too bad.
And on the other hand, well, maybe you should have watched out.
I mean, you guys were on top of the world.
And then it didn't quite work out.
But.
And others would say it didn't quite work out, or did it.
So who died today?
Who died today?
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well it's the hinduja brothers uh one of them died in london at the age of 87 uh the family is worth over
$28 billion for the empire.
Now, apparently,
Hinduja,
I'm sorry, his name is
Sreslin P. Hinduzha.
He was, I guess, dementia-stricken,
so he's been really struggling with that.
Very sad. He has finally died,
according to... That's the family talking, not me.
Yeah, he's finally dead.
He was 87. And so now we have
we have the family
we'll see what happens to the
28 billion dollar
well it's actually 28 billion
euros empire
so it's more I mean
what with 28 billion euros
is well it's more than that in dollars
Jeff thank you I appreciate it
so it's very sad the whole
hinduja family
as with the heavy heart
as they announced the passing
of Switzerland P.
Hinduja
who is also known as
S-P.
Dead at the age of 87.
Then we have a lady who thought she was going to die.
She was stranded for five days.
And all she had to live on was wine and lollipops.
Okay.
She said she used the car heater to stay warm as temperatures dipped between the
30s and 40s in this remote area of Australia.
The 48-year-old woman who was stranded for, as I said,
days in the dense bushland of Australia. That sounds like fun. Yeah, where you want to get stuck? I don't know.
Let's get stuck in the bushland where no one can hear me. Well, there's no cell coverage and I'll just hang out.
Yeah, so she went on this trip, didn't take any water with her. She had some lollipops.
She called them lollies. And she was going to visit her mother. So she had purchased a bottle of wine
for her mother. She was going to give to her mother as a gift. She said that she doesn't, uh,
drink wine, but that's all she had with her.
So she was headed up there and she took a wrong turn and ended up stuck in the mud with no
cell service and so she couldn't call for help.
And when she didn't call her family, I'm letting them know that she reached her destination.
They became worried and notified police.
So emergency crews used helicopters and ground units to carry out extensive searches of the region
for four days.
now then they finally a helicopter
finally spotted her outside
and the brush waving her hands saying
oh down here
down here
and they didn't locate her until Thursday they kept looking
and looking and finally the helicopter
said hey isn't that a car over there
in the dirt yes
yes it is about
40 miles from the nearest town
and so she's waving to get
their attention and she
finally did get their attention
obviously and so
she just survived on lollipops and wine for five days.
I don't know why you don't walk out,
I guess because you know you're in the middle of the bushland in Australia,
knowing that there's no, I mean, the closest town is 40 miles.
You would have thought that during the day, like sun up,
you start walking back toward the town that you saw 30 miles ago or 40 miles ago,
probably could have made it by some time at night.
don't know. I, you know, just me. It's just me. I don't know. You get scared and she's stuck in the
dense bushland in Australia. Why not just hang out and have my lollies and wine for five days?
You see where in California a guy had his hand cut off by another person wielding a sword.
Now, this was in Riverside, California. And apparently they, I don't know, last weekend, is a
matter of fact, if you're listening live, today is the 17th of May,
2023, so last weekend, Mother's Day weekend,
they found a severed human hand on the sidewalk.
The police were like, oh, I wonder where this came from.
And then later that night, they received a call from the hospital,
and the hospital said, hey, you know a patient with a missing hand,
wondering if you guys know anything about that?
Yeah, yeah, we do, as a matter of fact.
We have found the hand of what appeared to be a crime scene.
I love the spokesperson from Riverside Police Department.
They found the hand of what appeared to be a crime scene,
and around the same time, an adult male in his 60s showed up at a local hospital missing a hand.
This, of course, related.
You think?
So the guy is homeless, the man who had his hand cut off, which doesn't change.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
He didn't want to lose your hand.
I got it.
But apparently he was in a fight with another guy who is homeless.
And they've had some kind of ongoing dispute, probably, you know, who's sleeping in my box tonight?
I don't know.
But they don't say who the other guy is.
So I don't think they'd know.
The homeless guy without the hand is now saying, you know, was this other homeless guy that we've had a fight with?
But they're not saying who.
it's just an ongoing dispute.
Now, it doesn't say whether we tried to, you know,
reattach the hand.
I don't know how long it was laying on the sidewalk.
I don't know how long it was until he went to the hospital.
I don't know who's paying for the homeless guy's hospital bill.
Probably, you know, the state of California,
which ultimately means you and me,
if you're living in the United States.
But it's just, it doesn't say,
anything about the reattachment. It just says, yeah, you got your hand cut off? Yeah, sorry. What happened?
We found your hand. So you're in the hospital now? Yeah. Well, it's too late. Sorry, we've got
your hand in a bag over here. What are you going to do? I know. It's so strange.
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All right, a couple of crimes that we need to speak about.
The first is from a former Apple software engineer charged with stealing as if, you know,
I say that like, oh, the guy, I just got done talking about a guy who got his hand cut off.
Yeah, that's not a crime.
It was a homeless.
Two homeless guys fighting.
Eh, I don't worry about it.
But I'm talking about a real crime here.
Former Apple software engineer was charged with stealing Apple's autonomous technology for a Chinese self-driving car company.
Okay.
We bail Wang, W-E-I-B-A-O-Weng, worked as a software engineer at Apple from 2016 to 2018.
Wang worked on Apple's annotation team and was granted broad access to databases, which the Justice Department said,
only be accessed by 2,700 of Apple's 135,000 employees. Wang is the third former Apple employee
to be accused of stealing autonomous trade secrets for China. He's been charged with six separate
counts involving the theft or attempted theft of Apple's entire autonomy source code,
tracking systems, behavior planning for autonomous systems, and descriptions of the hardware
that was behind the systems.
A year into his employment,
four months before he quit his job at Apple,
Wang accepted a job
at the U.S.-based subsidiary
of an unnamed Chinese company.
I wonder who that could be
and why it was unnamed.
Anyway, and that company
was developing autonomous driving technology,
and he began to siphon large amounts
of sensitive commercial technology
and source code.
Wow.
So in April of 2016,
only 5,000 of Apple's 135,000 full-time employees had been informed about the project.
So the DOJ indictment alleges about 4% of the company.
Okay.
An even smaller segment had access to one or more of the databases Wang accessed.
All right.
Law enforcement executed a search of Wang's home on June 27, 2018,
where they found large quantities of stolen, confidential, and proprietary data.
Okay.
Wang was able to
flee the country
even after law enforcement
executed the search
despite promising that he wouldn't
wait he told the Department of Justice
I'm not going anywhere
and they believed him
oh okay
okay
sure that happens all the time
apparently so so he boarded a flight
to China from San Francisco
and the U.S. attorney
for the Northern District of California
said yeah he's in China
And he's going to face 10 years in prison for each count if extradited and convicted.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but, you know, he said he wouldn't go and then he went.
Gosh darn it.
He lied to us.
He knew he's in trouble and he lied to us.
Amazing.
So the charges were announced as part of what they're calling a sweeping enforcement action led by a disruptive technology strike force.
Four other cases were unveiled across the United States involving criminal behavior
to supply Iranian forces with sensitive ballistic technology,
Russian intelligence and research units with quantum technology,
and sanctions violating exports.
All right.
The allegations against Wang come after another Apple employee.
X-I-A-O-L-A-N-G.
Shio-ing.
Yeah, like I said, Zhang, Z-H-A-N-G.
So this Apple employee...
Yoling. Yeah, pleaded guilty in San Jose federal court to a similar theft involving trade secrets
in Apple's car division. Like Wang, Zhang had planned to flee to China. Both Zhang and Wang were
working at Apple's autonomous division at the same time and both left their employment in 2018.
Another employee, Zhizhong Chen, was also facing federal charges over his alleged 2019 theft
of sensitive information.
Chen also attempted to flee to China,
but his case is now proceeding in California federal court.
So,
we're talking about Wang, Zhang, and Chen.
And Wang and Zhang both,
well, Wang went to China.
Wang made it.
Zang apparently didn't make it,
and neither did.
Chen. So Wang was the winner there. Very important to have a winning Wang.
Then in Israel, we have people arrested for trying to sneak in fruit roll-ups. All right. Those bastards.
So they busted these people with 375 pounds of fruit roll-ups. Holy cow. So I watched the video and they
They are speaking Israeli, so there's no point at me playing it, but there's three huge suitcases, or one carry-on and two regular bags, full of fruit roll-ups.
And then they claim now that this is not the first time, and they have seized a total of 661 pounds of fruit roll-ups in the last week.
I guess they're blaming this on the TikTok snack hack that has been viral for quite some time now,
at least I thought it was, where you wrap your ice cream in a fruit roll-up,
and then the fruit roll-up gets crispy.
So it's kind of like a crunchy little snack with ice cream.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
I mean, the one video hack has gotten millions of views.
really incredible for it to get millions of views on that one hack but you know I'm at least
one of the views so you can't be sneaking that into Israel now I guess the price is really high
for fruit roll-ups in Israel so people are trying to sneak it in and then they're obviously going
to you know sell it to make money okay now I guess uh you can bring in some stuff
to Israel, just not 375 pounds worth.
They claim that you can bring in 15 kilograms of food products in a shipment,
but no more than 5 kilograms of a specific product.
Additionally, visitors may only bring items that total less than $200 to Israel.
Okay, so if you're sneaking in 400,000,
375 pounds of fruit roll-ups, that does seem to go against what Israel wants from you.
They also claim, and this is what kills me, no wonder people want fruit roll-ups in Israel.
The government in Israel says, we're encouraging our citizens to save their money on inflated fruit roll-ups
and try a healthier cucumber option instead.
How about no?
Is it a cucumber roll-up?
I'm confused.
Either way, no.
You have an opportunity for a fruit roll-up with a little ice cream in the middle and then rolled up and put it in the freezer.
You don't even need to put it in the freezer.
The hack is you take the fruit roll-up and you put the ice cream in the middle and then you wrap the fruit roll-up around the ice cream.
And the ice-cold ice cream makes the fruit roll-up freeze, which, you wrap the fruit roll-up freeze,
then becomes crispy and you can just bite into it with that little crispy fruit roll up into ice cream
actually sounds delicious. It certainly sounds a lot more delicious than the healthier cucumber
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Take this with you today and just smile.
As I was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. this morning,
the officer asked me where I was going at the time.
I replied, I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body,
as well as the dangers of smoking and staying out late.
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I really.
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My wife.
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I understand.
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