Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - A Zombie Story; It's a Power Drill Swingin' Good Time! 4/4/15

Episode Date: April 4, 2015

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy gives the latest on Dana Loesch's 'Go Fund Yourself' campaign for Memories Pizza. Jeffy also tells you where the hardest working Americans live and what colleges and universities to avoid if your health conscious. Plus, "Zombie Story"; the tale of 'The Toy Box Lurkers'. All that & more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radioFollow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Auburn University. Alabama University, Florida State University, Iowa University, Arizona State University, Arizona State University, fine institutions. All five, Auburn, Alabama, Florida State, Iowa, Arizona State. In fact, five top universities in the country, I would say. and they also top the list of the top five universities with the highest STDs.

So, just a thought, if you're thinking about going to a university, there may be a reason that those universities are the highest STDs universities. Good luck. God bless. Hi. How are you? Welcome to the program. 3393 is the phone number if you'd like to participate live. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

I'm the Blaze Radio Network. Coming to a gallery, an art gallery, near you soon. Because it's happening in Australia right now. Yes, naked art. Now we've all seen paintings, pictures of naked people everywhere. And all the time we hear it's art. It's just art. Well, now, the National Gallery in Australia has commissioned artist Stuart Ringhold, since they're doing the exhibition from James Terrell, a retrospective.

They want Ringhold to host three nude tours of the exhibit, all sold out in one day. It's not viewing naked art. It's viewing art naked. Huh? Come on. Come on. Now, it's not the, you know, it's not the first time that they've done that. But he claims, look, look.

Terrell is an American artist known for works that manipulate light in space as his preferred media. and according to Ringhold creates works that's better viewed without clothing. Of course it is. The term skyclad is used within nature's and nudist communities as a term for being without clothes. Terrell is interested in light perception, spatial experience, the sun and the moon and all things celestial. He's well known for his sky spaces which bring the sky. closer to and upon the viewer. He's commented,

we are light eaters and skin drinks in light in the form of vitamin D. His work is minimal and reductive. The nude audience is reductive. It seems an appropriate pairing, virtuality squared. The audience, under the effects

of changing light conditions, I anticipate that it will morph from resembling a marble sculpture to a character from science, Fiction. Nudity frees the spirit. It promotes positive body images and opportunity to accept one's body, not despise it. It is educational, education through feeling.

We consider the notion we are less sexualized with our clothes off than on. You know what that nasty clothing does? It engages the imagination and sparks the lust drive. Without the material registers of clothing, the nude body de-sexualizes. Being nude is fun and promotes happiness. Whenever we are nude, whether it's taking a bath, skinny dipping in the ocean, or making love. We are generally at our happiest. So true, James.

So true. So I'm thinking, what do you think we experience the show? Maybe we have a naked Saturday. Kind of, you know, experience the show naked. you know hashtag naked naked show and I'll take your word for it or you know maybe you could maybe you could hashtag it with a selfie you know just let me see the shoulders or something or the feet or whatever I don't need the whole nude shot so maybe we'll do that in the future

maybe we'll have a special hashtag naked show and I'll take your word for it you can take my word for it I'll join in Because it's part of the whole experience. You know, in the words of the words of the great James Terrell. I put you in a situation where you feel the physicality of light. I want to address the light we see in dreams and the spaces that seem to come from those dreams. I'm interested in this new landscape without. horizon. My art is about your seeing like the wordless thought that comes from looking into the fire.

Light is not so much something that reveals as it is itself revelation. For me, it's using light as a material to influence or affect the medium of perception. Hi, I'm James Terrell. I spent years doing a lot of LSD, smoking a lot of marijuana in the desert. And I believe light and perception, our body soaks it in. And it is art. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So much to get to on the broadcast today.

My gosh, we're going to have to, you know, we'll have to address a little bit of the little bit of the pizza deal because it's unbelievable. agonizing. I went off a little bit last night at the house. You were not fortunate enough to be a part of that. So I've calmed down a little bit from that. It's a little frustrating because we've come together. Look across America. In fact, look around the globe and you'll see that we've come together like, well, like a James Terrell's naked art calorie show. We really have. Everyone is in love with each other, which is, you know, actually, maybe we do need a little bit more James Terrell with some naked art shows

because the rest of the world, the rest of the world, seems to be going to hell in a handbasket. And since it is Easter weekend, I wonder if that handbasket is going to have some chocolate in it. You're listening to the Jeff Fishman. Show, the Blaze Radio Network. Are you looking to save 50, 60, even 70% on your phone bill? Well, here's a tip. Broadvoice.com. Hi, it's Bradstags of Blaze TV here. Broad Voice offers high-quality phone service for only

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Mike Opelka, Pure O'Pelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. I'm not sure what Mike is, you know, going to give away today in his broadcast. Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get some personally-increliquist. grave stunt brain collar stays. So, good boy, you got that to look forward to, huh? And you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey MRA or you can follow me on Facebook, Jeffrey Fisher. And, you know, let's, I don't know, I'm debating whether I want to talk about Indiana or not because I know everybody's been talking about it and beat down, beat down, beat down, beat down in Indiana, although it is agonizing.

And I really don't understand the, I really don't understand how. it's such a disconnect to what's real and what actually what actually is going on. It all starts with the false premise and then to make their point it's with the false premise. It's not, for example, for example, false premise. And seriously, I'm tying it in maybe a little bit to this administration. And I try to, I know you get beat up to death in the week, throughout the week with all the broadcasts, you know, on this administration and what's going on around the world with, you know, government and politics.

I got it. It's agonizing. But it really is agonizing. So, I mean, even our administration, which is fantastic at a professional. at giving you the false pretense and then giving you the example of why that's bad. But it's not because you... For example, here's a tweet. You won't sell flowers to a gay couple for their wedding,

but you'll sell flowers to a married man for his mistress. Yeah. Okay, false premise. False premise. The gay couple comes in and says, Hi, I would like you to cater our wedding. And it's either two women or two men, right? And so you're already, you have the gay couple or the soon-to-be gay couple.

And so he's saying, you know what, no, I can't participate in your nuptials. because I don't agree with that. My religion says that's wrong. But hey, you know, if you want to buy some flowers, and no problem, I'll sell you some roses, okay? The man that comes in to buy for his mistress, I'm almost willing to bet. I obviously could be wrong,

but if you were to come in and say, hi, I'm a hetromat, and I need flowers for my mistress, my wife is home with her. chill with our children and I'm so sick of her. I've got to take flowers to my mistress and be with her. Pretty sure. Pretty sure that the flower lady would say, no. No, go home to your wife and kids. You know. Because why? The hetero man buying flowers for his mistress. He doesn't say that, does he? No. He comes in and says, hi, I'd like a half a dozen rosars. Just like the gay man or the gay woman.

Hi, I'm gay woman. I'd like to buy flowers. Um, okay. Hi, I'm hetro man. I'd like to buy flowers. Okay. It's all false premise. It's just unbelievable. And the, if you look at the story, Dana Lash, you know, started the GoFundMe for the Indiana Pizza Place Memory's Pizza.

And it's just slayed out of control. Last, I can check here in a second, bring it up and see exactly what it is. But I looked earlier and it was, you know, 800,000, 850,000 or whatever, unbelievable. And it's just amazing to me that it all was like, accident that the little reporter came in and just questioned the girl behind the counter trying to sell a pizza. And some of the, Dana was on Kelly File and some of the remarks below, I'll tweet it out, I'll retweet it.

It's amazing the hate and the division between the people when really, really, really, there shouldn't be any division. It's almost like they want to set us back another, you know, 50 years, 60 years. It's unbelievable. I don't even think it was that bad then, but maybe it was. Maybe I'll give you that it was. I'll give you, of course it was bad job. We had to hide in the closet.

I got it. I know. I know. I know. And it was, you know, I get it. You don't get to choose. I get it. I know.

You're born that way. I understand. And you can't even remember the jokes of, that guy's good-looking. You might be able to turn me gay. I got it. Can't say that any more bad. I, in fact, have been around gay people,

men and women who have used the same joke the other way. She's a good-looking woman. I could almost make me go ahead, Joe. He's a good looking man. I can almost think about going atro with that one. Good. Oh, bad, bad, bad. Bad.

You cannot do that anymore. Got it? Don't do it. Don't. Don't do it. Now, you've got people giving money to memories, pizza. And then you've also got a, you know, we talked about the reporter who randomly picked Memories Pizza.

But then you have this Alex Bryan, who is verified with 1,000 people following her, him, who works for at CBS6 in hashtag RVA, Richmond, Virginia, Alex Bryan.com. her tweet are you kidding me now this was april this is when it started for memories pizza because it was april 1st 633 p.m. i mean that's right after dana started it for them are you kidding me indiana pizzeria raises 17,000 in an hour by being bigoted next tweet

uh 13 minutes later I have reported the GoFundMe for Memories Pizza for Fraud, just in case. This is Alex Bryan at Alex Brian, A-L-I-X-B-R-Y-N. She got quite a few responses. Quite a few responses. So she's or let's go to Alexbrien.com, shall we? Oh, it doesn't link up to her website. Of course not.

Why would it do that? It just takes you right to your... Oh, here it is. Thank you for your support. Account not representative of my employer. Uh-huh. Good luck. Let me know how that pulls out for you.

Okay? Let me know how that works out. I was concerned... Oh, she even wrote a little letter. Oh. Oh. I came across a go-from-me campaign that was created by Crystal or Kevin O'Con.

Oh, yeah, okay. You know, it wasn't created by them at all. That's okay. though for not giving Dana the credit. Also, let's see, I was concerned that GoFundMe account might also be a fake, especially after

seeing someone had created a fake Memories Pizza website. Yeah, they hacked in and just trashed their website, but that's another story. And you know that, be working for CBS television station, don't you Alex.

I reported the campaign to GoFundMe's fraud page so they could look into the It's veracity. I searched for the name of the person associated with the GoFundMe account and reached out via social media and didn't receive a response. Really? Because I know that Dana Lash and her show people are never on Twitter, ever. You never see them on social media. Oh, wait, Alex.

Don't lie. The whole thing's a lie. This had nothing to do with my job. Of course not. Of course it didn't have anything to do with your job because you still want your. your job. You still want to get paid at CBS in Richmond, Virginia. Don't want to lose your job because you know you screwed up, Alex, at Alex Brian, A-L-I-X-B-R-Y-A-N.

I never wrote a news report on this matter. I participated freely in social media discussions only on my personal account, expressing my own views, and I regret that my post may have reflected negatively on my employer. Yeah, I bet you do. at Alex Bryan. There's no way 140 characters could encapsulate my personal opinions surrounding this topic. Yeah, that I believe, at Alex Bryan, that I believe. The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network, is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Welcome to it. 888-9033-93 is the phone number. update on the memories pizza donations. The Dana Show, Dana Lash, put this on our website, DanaashRadio.com. Thank you all for supporting this family when they came under attack. The total $842,387 have been raised. Next steps, final act.

The Dana Show staff give contact info to the O'Connor family, and we spoke to the dad on the air on the Glenn Beck radio program earlier this week. Amazing. You know, he owns a pizza shop, for goodness sake. He sells pizzas. My gosh, how many pizza stores are in America? Seriously.

How many pizza stores in America? I bet you there's at least 70,000. We have to find that out. I've got to see if there's. While I'm talking to you, I'm going to see if I can do it. I'm going to see if I can walk and chew gum at the same time and look up pizza store statistics. And we've got, see if there's. There's actually how many pizza stores in America?

That's agonizing. Okay, we've got to find how many pizza stores in America. Because first, how many pizza stores in America? If you actually believed, as a gay couple, that you wanted pizza catered for your wedding, yes, we want the couple to be raised up on a pile of pepperoni on the center pizza. If you actually wanted that, okay? and you went to Memories Pizza and they said, no, we can't do that with, we don't believe in that. It's not a religion.

We don't buy that. We'll sell you a pizza. Sell you a slice. Sell you a piece. Sell you a whole pie. You get your soda with it. You sit down over there and enjoy the heck out of it. But we're not going to cater to your wedding.

You could, A, buy a pizza and enjoy it along with the soda at the, you could, get a. the store and nobody would care. Or you could be say, oh, okay, thank you. And you could go to, I bet you there's a hundred thousand pizza shops in America. All right. I'm being told in my ear, there's 61,000. I apologize. I was wrong.

There's only 61. First of all, 61,000, come on. 61,000 pizza shops in America, according to a voice in my ear. Now, let's say that's true. Say the voice in my ear is true. You couldn't walk down the street. You couldn't go over and say, hey, I'll go over across the street. I'll bet they'll make me a pizza with a pile of pepperoni and two statues on the top.

and cater my wedding. What we really would like is stuffed crusts without the pizza and then a giant pile of pepperoni with the two little dolls, statues standing on the top of the pepperoni. Boy, that's a wedding cake. Huh? Yeah. No, it's a wedding pie. Anyway, the final act, Dana show.

842,000. Unbelievable. Life changing. life-changing. Her idea, of course, was to help them out and buy a pizza. Think of that. I think 29,000 or 30,000 people gave money. Okay, fantastic. Fantastic. And they were helped from people all over, all over. I mean, shows, talk radio, Dana, Glenn, all talk radio. Hit it hard and help this family. Boy, the hate in America, huh? Yeah. The hate in America.

Because they can't even open their doors. He can't even open their doors. A teacher tweeted, hey, who's with me? Let's go burn this pizza place down. He's been suspended? Why isn't he fired? Why isn't he being investigated by the State Department or the DHS or the FBI or whoever the hell investigates terrorists?

We just arrested two NYC women who declared themselves citizens of the Glamy State didn't want to set off, who wanted to set off bombs. They didn't set off bombs in the U.S. they wanted to. Is this teacher any different by saying who's with me to go burn down this pizza place? I guess so because it's this, right? It's not ISIS and it's not, it's not against, it's not Ferguson. It's not a white cop killing a black person.

It's not a police officer killing a white person. It's not that. It's, it's, we're talking about a pizza place. Right. Okay. All right. I'm good. Fine. No problem. No problem. That's how we'll live now. So anyway, no need to concern GoFundee. We'll release to his family and his family alone. We're coordinated with a respected financial advisor. Ed Budowski. He's a respected financial advisor, Ed Budowski. but I'll ski in an accountant or traveling to Indiana Monday morning

pro bono to meet the family and set them up so the blessing doesn't become a burden new update on the progress. How fantastic is that? Dana, that's fantastic. Great work. Life changing for these people. And at least they can be closed

because even if you're closed, you say, okay, well, even if each person gave them a dollar, so they had 30,000, which would have been fantastic too. Definitely not life-changing, but fantastic because I believe that's what Dana had in mind, letting them be able to stay closed and have enough money to survive. You lose the momentum of being open and people coming to your business.

And I tell you, I don't even know if this particular shop will be able to open up again ever. It's, anyway, great job, Dana Lash. Barbara in Fort Worth, you are on the Jeff Fisher program. Good morning, Jeff. Hey, good morning, Barbara. Welcome to the broadcast. Welcome to Insomniacs Unite. The point I was calling about and would like to make is because I'm a sign maker,

and this law compels me to take orders from everybody, regardless of, their religion, does that mean if the Westboro Baptist Church came to me and they wanted to make their signs, I could not say no. Is that, is that, do I have this story right? And maybe some other hateful groups came to me. KKK. Right, right. First of all, thanks for your call, Barbara.

I appreciate it. And thanks for listening to the Blaze Radio Network in my broadcast. Look, if it's against most businesses are going to do, if you go into their business, you know, they want the business. My gosh, they're open for business. But the days of no shirt, no shoes, no service, and capitalism actually working are, we're down a bad road. because, yeah, you know, the days of saying, you know, here's an event, we want your business to be part of this event. And you say, no, I don't think so. I don't want my business to be a part of that event.

Okay. And then the people who go to this event or don't go to this event get to decide. whether they're still going to go to your store and do business and have you stay open. Capitalism. So if they don't, then your decision not to be a part of this event caused you to close down. So when you open another store, or maybe next year, when you are still broke and your company is struggling and they say, hey, how would you like to become part of our event? and you would say, yeah, boy, that was a mistake last year, huh?

Yes, it was. And so then people start coming to your place of business and doing business, and you get to make some money. Capitalism, people decide. You, nice guy. You ever, I mean, all right, I know I'm 150 years old. Actually, I'm 99. I'm 99 years old.

I'm a celebrate my 100th birthday. this year. And I know that when I was a kid, I remember, I remember stores that you'd go in and you'd go in quick. You didn't want to, you didn't really want to go in there because the old man was cranky. And he always was hollering at you or telling you to get out. He's a kid. Get out of here. Get your candy and get out. What are you doing in here? Your parents know you're down here. You didn't want to go in there because the old man was cranky. It's his store. so maybe instead of going there we went down to another store four or five blocks down the road because we got to hang out a little bit.

They were a little bit nicer. Capitalism. It's an amazing thing. And I get to decide. And on top of which, when it's part of our religion, the Constitution, I get to do that. so do you. My religion says this. So I can't do this. Oh, okay. I'll go next door. Next door. Sure. I can do that for you. Oh, no problem. Why? Bill next door couldn't do it for you? Nope. He said it was against his religion. Yep. That's the way Bill is. He really believes in his religion. My religion says it's okay to make these signs, so I'll make them for you, okay?

Okay, great. Hey, Bill, how's it going? Everybody gets alone. That's what America's supposed to be. America isn't supposed to be the great divide that it has become, and specifically become huge divaned in the last six years. What has happened in the last six years? What has happened in the last six years? what has happened in the last six years. I can't figure it up, but it's gotten a lot bigger in the last six years. Wonder what happened in the last six years. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. $842,387 to the O'Connor family and memory speech. from day and life. Fantastic. That is fantastic. The only problem is with this entire stinking story. This is like, what, day four? Day four or five of the stupid story. I'm banging stuff on my desk. I apologize. All it has made me do is want pizza for four days. I want pizza so stinking bad, I can't tell you. All I want is a giant. giant, double cheese, pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Please, stack to the, that's all I want.

It doesn't even have to be, it could be thin, crossed, fat cross, medium crossed, little guy crossed, I don't care. So I'm told in my ear, the voice in my ear said there were, what, 64,000? Sixty-one, 61,000 pizzeria places, the voice in my ear. However, I go to statistic brain. statisticbrain.com. And I look at pizza statistics. And they tell me the total number of pizzerias in the U.S.

And this was dated 618. Oh, this was dated 2013. Oh, boy. Man, almost two years ago. So, you know, it says there's 70,000. So I guess maybe in the last two years, 9,000 bizzerias could have closed. Yes, I believe that that is possible. So maybe there is only 61,000.

In the last two years, 9,000 pizzeria places closed. Very possible. So according to this, in 2013, we would eat 252 million pounds of pepperoni. Annual pizza sale revenue, $32 million. Slices of pizza that are eaten each second. 350 slices. And that number has dropped since I have been on the air because I have not had a slice of pizza in all those seconds. 65% of pizzerias in America are independently owned.

So that tells me that if you went to a pizza shop and asked to have it catered for your gay wedding and they said, no, it's against our religion. the odds are forever in your favor. Is this hunger games? That you could go to another pizza place and you could get your wedding catered pretty easily. Average number of slices of pizza eaten by a person every year, 46 slices. I'm going to try to up that average, possibly today.

The pizza is sold. I can't do that, though. See, I just can't. I'm back feeling good. I'm on the plan. I'm on the Simple to Lose plan. I'm doing good, so no pizza. That's why I haven't had it.

I've been doing great. Simple to lose.com. It's a lifestyle change. See? And choices have consequences. And I'm choosing not to have the pizza, although it sounds really good, but I'm choosing not to. Simple to lose.com.

It's real simple. That's why they call it Simple to Lose. Get your free health coach. Get started today. Become the you you want to be. Guys, simpletalose.com. Man, I'll tell you, the first six months from me, I lost 120. Now I'm, I've, I'll tell you more.

I'll tell you more. But just go to Simpleto-Lose.com. Sign up for that free health coach. More to come on the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program.

Now. Stand cleave signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? This is just what that guy said,

The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-903-33 is the phone number, or if you'd like to participate. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. No need to go anywhere else than the Blaze Radio Network. I mean, you've got Michael Pelka coming up right after this broadcast. He's doing some Easter over a special. I noticed he didn't mention in his little Twitter campaign, the personalized stunt-brain-collar stays that he could possibly be giving away.

You know, that's okay. Whatever. Good luck. God bless. And then you've got, we do you a little Glenn Beck weekend. And then Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all live on the Blaze Radio Network, your Saturday, complete. And then David Barton, Bill Handel, Jackie B. Sundays, action-packed.

And then right back to the weekday schedule. Doc and Skip, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu. My gosh. You know, you say it out loud and you realize, you're welcome. I told you about the top five universities that lead the country in STDs. But really what you need to worry about is make your kids become baseball players. It's a tough job. It's not as easy as it looks.

But right now, Major League salaries this year. We're about to have the boys of summer take the field. Ladies and gentlemen. $4 million a year average for Major League Baseball salaries. That, not a bad living. Tough job, but not a bad living. Now, some tremendous, a couple of tweets to round out last hour, which really, these were actually tremendous tweets.

One, from at George Carl, 1955. Wait. You think a union teacher should be arrested for making a terrorist threat? Probably get reassigned to a better school. You're right. I apologize. And dwarf clone. At dwarf clone.

Interesting how at Alex Bryan seems to want to stay in business while trying to destroy the O'Connor family business. Hashtag hypocrites. Amen. Two tremendous tweets. It came into at Jeffy M.R. which is where you can follow me, by the way. Or you can follow George or Dwarf Colon or whoever the heck you wanted. This is America.

Darn it. All right. So, The Walking Dead, tremendous last show last week. You can catch, we do, you know, the Talking Walking Dead podcast. You can catch it up at the blaze.com slash radio under the Jeff Fisher show. But I found a little something that's fascinating and it makes so much sense. It's kind of weird. So the first, and this actually holds true for the first two, three seasons, maybe three and a half seasons, something like that, until the governor, if you want, you know, see a three and a half seasons, four seasons.

The governor, they rounded out the governor in season four, I think, right? Beginning of season four, something like that. So facts that prove the walking day. It's basically toy story. I saw the headline and I thought, shut up. And then you think about it a little bit. And then you read what they have to say and you think, oh my gosh, it's true. The Walking Dead toy story.

The hero is a sheriff. He occasionally grumpy leader of a group of misfits. He has a kid. He loves more than life itself. his best friend is a hyper macho officer of the law. His kid grows fond of the hero's best friend. He tells his friend to stay away from my kid. They eventually come to blows and fight under a truck.

The hero kills his friend. All while being overwhelmed by armies of horribly disfigured, shambling corpses? Somebody poisoned the waterhole. Then, then, more of how the Walking Dead is pretty much toy story. They discover

an ideally gated community. They're welcomed with open arms by a kindly leader who has a southern accent and enjoys standing in the back of trucks. The leader, really a psychopath, driven mad.

by the loss of his little girl. The hero's friends are tied up and interrogated. Meanwhile, the hero receives an unexpected phone call. Then orchestrates a prison break. The people whose lives he saved are eternally grateful. At the same time, the leader consults with his bookish flunky. The blonde with the ponytail realizes she's been sleeping with the enemy. The leader says, you're not going anywhere.

The Walking Dead, basically. Toy Story. That's fantastic. That truly is an absolute great look at the Walking Dead. And really, Toy Story. So when you think to yourself, I can't watch Walking Dead. It's too horrible. No, just like Toy Story.

No, worry about it. It's just like Toys Story. story. So what city do you live in? Really? Do you live there? Why would you live there? I mean, really. Do you like it? All right. Whatever. The hardest working cities in America, according to Wallet Hub,

Anchorage, Alaska, number one. No, thanks. I'm sure my wife would love it? No. Maybe we go there for a little trip. Maybe. Maybe. But, no, not living in Alaska. You know why? Too cold.

Really? Here in North Texas? Too cold. I don't care about the heat waves of the summer baking, Texas at 100 miles, 100 degrees. Don't care. Still too cold. Too much time coldness. I lived in Florida for a long time.

Now, this area here is beautiful. It's northern Texas. And, in fact, Plano and Irving and Garland. Okay, all, those three are in the Dallas Metroplex. Plano is number three of the hardest working cities. Irving number five, which is where we broadcast from, Dallas County, just outside of Dallas proper. And Garland, Texas. But those, these three are all in the Metroplex, all in the top.

10 of the hardest working cities in America. And it's beautiful here. I love it. However, you know, it snows here? I'm sure you know that because, I mean, it's Dallas shuts down, but it snows and it gets cold and there's ice and it's windy. You know what else? North Dallas, North Texas doesn't have the ocean. I miss seeing the ocean every day.

if you are living anywhere where you can see the ocean, bless you. Feel blessed. And it's even the Atlantic. I don't care if it's the Atlantic or the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico, whatever, or wherever you're listening to this broadcast at, if you can see the ocean, good for you. Okay, if you go off across, if you're around big bodies of water, it's beautiful. Like I remember in Michigan, the Great Lakes.

I like seeing the water. I like being a part of that. And it doesn't have that here. I miss that. And I'm watching the show. I got sucked into the Netflix show Bloodline. And it takes place in the keys of all places. And, you know, so the show is all Florida.

And it's making me, I miss. I got to go to Florida. I got to go down. I got to go down for getting my Florida fix. Once I get there and then I realize that the humidity slaps you in the face. when you walk out of the house every day. And remember those days when you didn't sweat because it was cold in Texas, Jeff? Yeah, those days are gone.

You're back to sweating every single day, every shirt soaked. Oh, okay. Let's go back to Texas. But I need my floor to fix soon because I miss it. And Tampa Bay is a good place to be. Now, but look at this. The hardest working cities, my gosh, in the top 20. Houston, Fort Worth is 21.

Houston, 20. Let's go to the Texas. Dallas 15, Arlington, 14. And then you go into the top, then you go into the top 10, which you already heard. Virginia Beach, Virginia, number two, Cheyenne, Wyoming.

See, those places, Cheyenne Wyoming, those places cold. I get there beautiful and everything, but, Winter. I'm tired of winter. I remember growing up in Michigan and the winters came and you had, you know, maybe a day of summer. And then it was winter again.

I'm sorry, you didn't have a day of fall and then winter. And then, hey, look, isn't it going to be summertime soon? Yes, you get a day of spring. Summer, fall, winter. I wanted to get away from winter. And I did. amazingly. Because guess what?

This is the United States and you get to travel anywhere you want when you want. Yeah, that's right. That's right. You get to do that. It's an amazing thing. Amazing thing.

So anyway, so I get sucked into the show Bloodline on Netflix. I'm not just talking about the stupid show Bloodline. If you haven't seen it, you know, it's worth the watch. It starts out, it starts out, But it starts out kind of slow, but you get into the characters. It's a, you know, family hate, secrets, that kind of thing.

But down in the keys, it's based in the keys. And I love what they do with the guy, the oldest, the character who plays the oldest son, and I can't remember his name off the top of my head right now. He's kind of like the narrator of the show, too. He's telling the story. and he has the during the show they have these what you you know what are like flashbacks but they're really flash forwards because he's telling you the story that's building up to what he's showing you as a flash forward all the other people in the show have kind of like flashbacks

to where from where he's telling the story from. It's really kind of cool how they do it. And I'm enjoying it. And I'm deep into it now. And I have to finish it now, right? It's like, I don't know, 13 or 14 episodes. And once you get past, I don't know, five or six. I don't know where I'm at now, seven or something like that.

I mean, you can't stop once you start. Right? Right. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Blaze Radio Network. I got people mad at me now. Toy Story is not Walking Dead. It's not dark. Honey, is that you? I won't hear of it. We own every Walking Dead DVD.

I mean, we own every Toy Story Walking TVD, and you're not going to make Walking Dead's like Toy Story. You're not going to ruin Toy Story. You're not going to do it. You're not going to ruin Toy Story for me. Okay? It's not like The Walking Dead. But it is.

If you follow me on Twitter, you see that it actually is since I just tweeted it out at Jeff EMRA to let you know exactly how it is like the Walking Dead.

And I'm going to put that on my Facebook page right now, as a matter of fact, so that you can see it on Facebook as well, because it is 100% true. And like I said, remember, it's also the first, you know, the last, you know, the last season and a half, last two seasons really have not been, you know, toy storyish. But maybe the new toy story will catch up. You never, never know. Yeah, never, never, never know. But for those of you that are mad, sorry.

I don't want to ruin Toy Story for you. Just watch it this weekend and get over yourself, okay? It's not like Walking Dead. I won't hear it. I love to me story. Okay? Love it. Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Psychologists have found the personality trait that make people fat. Yeah. It's called food. Well, let's take the test. Let's see a new Swiss study cited by New York Magazine. and your eating habits are unknowingly guided by your personality traits.

Really? These traits are considered to remain stable over a lifetime. The researchers use the most studied personality inventory, the Big Five. These traits remain with you over a lifetime. Extroversion, or how much you need contact with other people, open us to experience or how much you desire a novelty. conscientiousness or how much you need to follow the rules. Agreeableness or how much you need to feel I liked.

Neuroticism or how easily your emotions are affected. Whatever. More likely larger portions, conscientious person has discipline to meet deadlines. Unfortunately, C.L. So are you going to let me take the test or what? I want to see there's no link for the test. I want to take the fat test. Okay, well, first of all, I mean, I know how I'm going to, and I know that I'm going to pass this test.

I know that I have the traits, okay? Clearly I have the traits. But there's got, I mean, you know, with help, ah, I'll get back to Simple to Lose. With help, see? Health coach, lose weight, get healthier, follow habits of health with Dr. Anderson. Lose weight, get healthy, feel better, live longer. Okay, simple to lose.com. Simple, the number two, lose.com.

Sign up for the free health coach and get started today. It actually, it's tremendous. It works. Seriously, it worked for me, and it's working again. I'm really, and again, I say again, because I was never off of habits of health and simple to lose, although remember choices have consequences. And instead of choosing no pizza, I was choosing yes pizza. And like, you know, three months ago, if the story of memories pizza would have come up,

I would have pizza every night because that's all I wanted all week was pizza. And I just, I can't. I'll enjoy a slice, maybe two sometime this weekend to get it out of my system. And then that's it. Instead of, you know, large pizza, double cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms. and a diet Coke. So I was hoping to maybe take the test on the new personality likely to get you fat. And they also are trying to rearrange how we think about exercise,

because they're saying that working out makes you fat. They're saying that the new study reveals a direct link between strenuous exercise and failing to achieve weight loss. I could have told you that. It doesn't take a study for that. It says because 53% of us reward ourselves with junk food after the gym. Really? That's why you need the habits of health.

That's the whole point behind habits of health and having the free health code. So you make the healthy choices. First, lose the weight you need to lose. Then start the exercise program. So you're already on away, a plan. Okay? simple to lose.com.

I mean, you know what it is. Just type it in. Start coming to you you want to be. All right, whole bunch more to get to on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher Show.

or Facebook me. You can find whatever. The Blaze Radio Network, you know, Blaze.com slash TV. All right. So I found the Big Five personality test. And it's like 18,000. I mean, oh, my gosh. It's like 46 questions.

And then they want you to rate you and someone else. And then they have a bunch of questions at the end. So maybe I just make this a separate little podcast. It might even be longer than the show, to be honest with all these questions. I see myself with someone who's talkative, tends to find fault with others. Does a thorough job. Is depressed. Blue.

The original comes up with new ideas. is reserved, is helpful and unselfish with others, uh, yeah, no, uh, can be somewhat careless. Uh,

is relaxed and, no, okay, no, it's full of energy, uh, yet, no,

uh, starts quarrels with others. I, I just start quarrels and I'll fight it out, just stand back and watch them. I don't think that's a question on there, though. Uh,

as an act of imagination, oh yeah, uh, tends to be quiet. I don't know, why does this stuff keep falling off my computer? What's going on? I can't take it.

Is that part of the test? Maybe we do the personality test as a separate podcast. So keep your eye out for that because this is, this is, they want you to rate someone else. They tell you the top five, I may tweet this out, everybody should take it and learn who you are, okay? You can, as you're rating yourself, you're encouraged to rate another person by rating someone else.

You'll tend to receive a more accurate assessment of your own personality. Also, you will be given a personality profile for the person you rate, which will also allow you to compare yourself to this person on each of the five basic personality dimensions. Try to rate someone whom you know well, such as a close friend, coworker, or family member. There are no right or wrong answers, but note that you will not obtain meaningful results unless you answer the question seriously. the results are being used in a scientific research. So please try to give accurate answers. Your results will be displayed as soon as you submit your answers. Yay!

All right, we're doing that. We've got to take that. We've got to take that. Because I want to find out, I know my personality. And I love... You're a bent to a psychiatrist. I know it's a surprise, but, you know, I have been a long time ago. But I love messing with psychiatrists because they all, the psychiatrist and the psychologists,

they all have that same little mentality thing. They've taken this test and they know exactly who they are. They like to mess with people and they all answer questions with questions. If you answer the, if you get picked for jury duty and you want to get, actually get picked to go on the jury, answer the questions that the attorneys give you like you're a psychologist. and you will get picked every time. That's a Jeff Fisher fact. Because I have been called for jury duty three times, three times, and four times.

And twice, I'm out. They didn't pick. They just said, here's your, you're done, they're not picking. Group number three, you could go home now. and your day is over. I know we canceled your workday for you, but just get out. And then, and I know you sat here for four hours in your morning. You could be doing other things productive, but thank you for being part of it.

And the other two, you are called into Vodier. And, you know, I answered the questions, just the way they wanted to hear you, answer those questions, just like a psychiatrist, a psychologist, questions back, question them back. If someone were to find out that they were accused of murdering someone, could you still look at them like they were a real person?

Well, they were just accused, right? There's still a person. What does that change? Ugh, ugh. I think it picked every time. They'll put you on the jury. They'll love you. Okay, so there you go.

There's been a little helpful. If you don't want to be picked for jury duty, don't be a good answerer when they call you in to the attorneys, okay? Because otherwise, you're on. And then you're sitting on a jury for hours and hours listening to testimony, and you've got to listen to testimony. The one case I was on, now I'm thinking about my last jury duty case, It was actually horrible.

This guy beat this guy up. Almost to death. He was charged with, what the heck was the charge? It was like an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill or something like that. But it wasn't manslaughter and wasn't murder. It was like assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill or something like that. What he used was a drill, a drill with a cord, an electric drill. And he grabbed onto the end of the...

court and he swung it around, you know, like a lasso above his head, and he just banged this guy in the face. And he banged him in the face like two or three times. And he did, he almost killed this guy. And I went through the whole case, almost the whole thing thinking, you know, okay, he's not guilty. He's not guilty. Proved to me he's guilty. And at the end of the day, guilty.

So with the case is over, we go back, the jury meets up. And, you know, you've got to be somebody's got, somebody's got a stand. hand up in the courtroom and say, we have, Your Honor. Guilty is charged. Not guilty. And, you know, all right, I'll do it. Fine. I'll be the one.

No problem. I'll look him in the eye and say guilty. And then, and then, you know, I mean, this judge wanted it done that day because we went in to discuss the case like late in the afternoon, late, the trial. trial when the trial got started late morning and went on for hours. We even had to break for lunch. It seemed like it was never going to end. I thought for sure we were going to have to come back the next day.

And the judge is like, I'd know. We're getting this done today. And so you guys go back and work it out and see where you're at. And we ended up, we got it. It was we were done. Like we finished it up, said he was guilty, talked about it for, I don't know how long, quite a while because there was one lady who was, well, you do it. No, he's guilty.

And so we came back, and it was, you know, early evening. And we have your honor. Guilty is charged. And so then he said, okay, thank you for you. You can leave or whatever. And as soon as we said that, he said, okay, we're going to do sentencing. And we all kind of looked and he goes, you can stay for sentencing if you want. So, I mean, I think everyone in the jury sat down.

And what the heck? We're already there, right? We're there. And we've gone through this whole day. Why are we going to leave now? Let's find out what happens to this guy. And so they get to the sentencing truck. I mean, the judge is like 8 o'clock at night.

The judge is like, no, we're doing this now. I want this off my docket. So we get to the sentencing phase. This guy that we have not heard about this at all, we heard nothing of his past. I should say very little of his past. He had already had been arrested many times. And he was arrested many times for assault, drugs, been in jail several times.

And so after this case, I mean, he went away for seven years. And he probably should have been more, actually. I mean, he almost killed that guy with that drill. And you think about that, an electric drill with a cord swinging around like that, how bad that would hurt. I mean, the guy almost died. his face was still messed up when he took the stand. It's bad.

And he got seven years right there, boom, seven years. You're going down. Prison, not jail, prison. And, I mean, I hope he's okay now. I hope the guy, you know, turned his life around in prison and came out and was leading a productive life. But anyway, hey, the Jeff Fisher trial story. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show.

Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number coming up immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network, Mike Opelka and Pure Opelka. Still no word on if he's actually going to be giving away the stunt brain collar stays on the broadcast today. But it's possible. And then starting at... Good afternoon. Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Paggs, all live on the Blaze Radio Network with a little bit of Glenbeck rewind to find out what happened this week on the Glenn Beck radio program. You can tweet me at Jeffie MRA.

So I'm driving to work today. And while it was a smooth cruise here in the Metroplex, I'm thinking, oh my gosh, when a, I either need a driver, which, you know, unless I had your money, I couldn't afford. or I need to get a car that can drive itself. I can just sit in it and plug in. Go to work. I don't know what to plug it in. I just want to say it. Get in.

Work. Boom. Down the road we go. Okay? So I can maybe close my eyes, maybe bring out the tablet, do a little bit of work, make a phone call, tweet something. play solitaire, whatever I want to do. Okay?

I can clean my ears, cut my fingernails, whatever I want to do other than I have to pay attention to the road. And that is coming soon. Now, Delphi just had a car drive across the country by itself. Huh? It's almost there. We're almost there. Really cool.

The Delphi drove across the United States. States all the way from California to New York. They said that they used about 50 or about 99% of the time. They actually said that they had to drive it a couple of times. They had to drive it through a big construction area. The roads were all jerry-rigged all over, so they had to get through it. and there was another, there was something else that wouldn't get over into a busy lane where it had to go. Because it was really busy. It was too much traffic, so it was deciding not to go into that lane. And so that's when they took over those two times.

But other than that, it drove by itself across the country. Didn't break the speed limits, followed all the rules. in the end, I believe that they said they realized that it needs a little bit more road rules, role safety, and the idea that like on those, when it wanted to get over and it wouldn't get over to the busy lane, you needed to realize that you needed to get in that lane. And sometimes even when you're a human driving, you can't get in those lanes. You didn't get over soon enough, so you just got to go up and come back around. I get that.

And it also talks about how Delphi, what, I mean, here's America for you. Delphi isn't going to be making the cars. They're making the equipment. They're making it. They put all the equipment. They can't see where the cameras are on the cars. They put the information and the technology in the wheel well because they want to sell that technology. Do the automotive maker.

They could say, hey, here you go. here's your system, the Delphi system, put it in your car, it's now a self-driving car. Nice. I'm ready for it. I am ready for it. Please make it happen. Okay, so it is Easter weekend. Right?

Easter weekend. Be ready for your Easter services. It's beautiful. It's a wonderful thing. but also remember that we celebrate Easter with chocolate bunnies. And I never really understood why. I don't know. But apparently there was an Easter bunny museum in Munich, Germany,

that showcased examples of Easter rabbits made of cardboard, wood, fabric. Some had the removable heads that was, I guess those were the beginning of for the chocolates. So once it came across to the U.S. in Pennsylvania, in 1890, a shoekeeper put a five-foot, five-foot chocolate bunny in the window to attract business. And then in 1927, a photograph captured two young boys flanking a 75-pound chocolate bunny in front of pharmacy in Minnesota. And after that, people wanted chocolate rabbits of all kinds of proportions. So, I mean, it started in the 1890s, even before that in Germany, where they were making cutouts and giving chocolate pieces, but chocolate didn't become a mainstay until, you know, really the Industrial Revolution.

Oh, I know, until, I don't know what, America made it big. Huh, go figure. Amazing. So, get your chocolate bunny. Hollow or whole. The whole chocolate bunny. any way you like. Don't worry about those little eggs.

I know you like the little eggs, and you get the little candies, and the Easter. Hey. I want the chocolate bunny. I love the packaging, too, because the packaging makes it seem like you've got the 18-foot bunny.

And then pull it out, two feet. With hollow and whole ears. So be happy with what you get. Okay? Okay. Anyway Anybody tell you you look good today?

No? Well, you do. You look fantastic. Fantastic. Except you're not really going to wear that all day, are you? Ooh. All right. Okay.

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