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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
What is going on with Dollar Tree?
Okay, so Dollar Tree, this story says, has been fined $254,478
by the feds after what they found in an East Texas store.
Now, the inspectors said that the store had merchandise blocking,
exits and walkways and piles of boxes
high enough to fall on workers.
Now, as I'm reading this last night,
I'm kind of laughing saying,
come on, this had to be one store.
My wife says that she went into a dollar tree
here in DFW area, and it was the same way.
They had like a whole aisle just full of boxes,
and it was at the end.
There was no warning.
They were just up, you know, six to eight feet tall piled up.
What is happening?
Because originally I thought that's got to be just the manager, right?
Not knowing what to do, not knowing how to store stuff, what's going on.
Nope.
That must be a Dollar Tree mandate.
When we send you too much stuff, just pile it in the aisles, man.
And that's not the first time I searched online for this.
I saw the headline and then I searched, okay, Dollar Tree.
They've been fined all over for this.
It's incredible.
So they also found store rooms, service rooms, passageways were not kept clean.
Dollar Tree.
What are we doing?
Okay.
I love the whole Dollar Tree idea.
It wasn't long ago, right?
They were telling us that things it's not going to be just a dollar anymore.
inflation is killing us.
Some things are going to be a little bit more than a dollar.
So in the event of emergency, workers and others must have fast and safe access to unblocking.
exit routes. Now, I'm not big on
OSHA coming around and poking around.
Oh, you look at that right there.
I know. But that's what, you know,
they're, I know, they're for your safety, so we're supposed to be
okay with it. So apparently
Dollar Tree has failed to make sure their stores
and storage areas are organized and safe
and are endangering everyone who works and shops
there. They have shown a pattern of
disregard for employee safety dating back to 2017.
Now, this latest violation is one of more than 300 violations.
Okay.
It's a Virginia-based company, and Dollar Tree now has 15 business days.
So this story came out yesterday, so they have 13 or 14 business days to pay the fines.
request to talk to OSHA or contest the findings.
So I'm sure that 13 days from now,
OSHA is going to get a call saying,
hey, this is Dollar Tree.
We'd like to request a talk because we want to talk about that
$254,478 fine that you issued on us.
Yeah, we don't want to have to pay.
that. We don't have to pay that. Tell you what, we'll move the boxes and we'll give you
50,000. And OSHA will probably say, okay, but they're going to have to go back and inspect it.
I just, I don't know what's happening with Dollar Tree, but if you need help,
rearranging your stores and figuring it out, you're not sure how to handle your retail
business.
Call me right here at Chewing the Fat.
So starting yesterday, for those of you listening live, today is the 24th of February, 2023.
So starting yesterday, the 23rd through the 26th of February, which would be this coming Sunday if you're listening live,
according to a news release, New Mexico, the U.S. Forest Service is going to now move forward with killing feral cattle in the Gila National Forest.
Now they spell Heala G-I-L-A.
I don't understand why.
So, I mean, it's G-I-L-A.
It's supposed to be the GILA.
But it's actually pronounced Heala.
You know, like the Heala monster.
I got it.
The Heala National Forest.
So the agency said it's issued his decision.
Feral cattle pose a significant threat to public safety and natural resources.
I mean, how many times have you heard?
Oh, those damn feral cattle,
Man, they're everywhere.
So aerial shooting of the cattle is,
they're taking place right now in New Mexico.
How much fun would that be?
Come on now.
That's one thing I've never done.
I've gone hog hunting.
Not from a helicopter.
But I would love to go helicopter hog hunting, man.
You come flying around?
There's a feral cattle.
There's a feral cattle.
I'm going to need a bigger gun.
I'm going to need a bigger gun.
that's awesome that would be so much fun oh shoot that wasn't one of the one of the feral cows
know that belonged to one of the farmers oh gosh darn it so the other farmers are like hey
how about you not shoot mine you know the ones that are out wandering around like they can
with my brand on it we're going to do our best we're going to do our very best not to shoot your
cattle, okay?
But we're going to do this.
There is estimated 150.
Only 100, I guess, like, you know, 150 cattle is do some damage.
Yeah, that's why we're killing them, Jeff.
So there's 150 feral cows living in the Gila wilderness, which is a protected wilderness
area in the southwest of New Mexico, part of the Hila National Forest.
And they've created problems since the 70.
these. Well, I mean, why didn't we take care of it when there was 10?
Instead of letting, you know, the feral cattle take care of cattle business out in the old
helo monster woods, and now you've got 150 or more.
So the cattle that are, you're able to kill don't have brands, ear tags, or other signs of
ownership. But so if I'm out, there's a couple right there.
Oh no, no, no.
Ear tag.
Oh, no.
So?
What happens to you?
Okay.
I, I, oh, good.
Shoot them up, man.
Shoot them up.
I would love to be flying around in a helicopter or maybe just a little twin engine plane flying around with the doors open, shooting cattle.
Tell me that wouldn't be fun.
Come on now.
I know. Animals have feelings, too. I know. Now, hopefully, and they don't say this here.
And they say that it's necessary to protect public safety, threatened and endangered species, habitats, water quality, and the natural character of the Gila wilderness.
Okay. Thanks, Camille Howes, the Gila National Forest Supervisor.
but they are aggressive towards wilderness visitors.
How about you let them be?
Let's go walking in the Heala National Forest.
Hey, there's a, there's a cow.
Let's walk up to it and say hello.
I want to get a selfie for the Graham,
be in the Heela Monster cattle.
And the ranchers are complaining.
The ranchers are like, hey, what about my cattle?
We'll work with you.
We'll work with you because, hey, if we,
We get a couple that belong to you.
Sorry about it.
I don't know if they're going to go,
if they're going to go and get the cattle and then grill them up.
I mean, I'm okay with that.
At least,
at least something good is happening from it.
We're not going to let them rot out there in the forest, right?
I mean, we can't do that.
Come on now.
We're going to fly around and just shoot these cattle,
and we're not going to at least,
I don't know, have a barbecue for the homeless in New Mexico
with the Gila monster cattle.
because something's got to happen right you can't just
there's a couple right there
oh just leave them all right we're out of here
just leave them okay
it's just incredible
I want to go to New Mexico now
and I want to find out when this is all said
and done how many we killed I want a report
a full total report
how many we killed
how many we barbecued up for the homeless
how many how many actual
non-feral animals we killed
just up in the air shooting things.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow, okay?
Or wait a Monday because this goes through Sunday.
So if you're in New Mexico out there in the Gila Monster Forest,
be careful, man.
If you're out for your weekend to hike
and you start hearing...
Duck!
Duck!
Might not be a good weekend to go hiking.
I'm just saying.
Maybe you take a break this weekend.
Just a helpful hint from...
me here at Chewing the Fat.
If you're thinking about taking out of your weekend hike out there on the
Gila Monster Forest of New Mexico,
but you take a break this weekend.
Go to a movie.
Cocaine Bear comes out.
Go see Cocaine Bear.
And I bet in the end,
cocaine bear dies in this movie too.
I mean,
animals are dying everywhere.
But this one,
well, the movie is not real.
The cocaine bear is real.
We've covered that.
another cocaine bear that everyone was well there's a couple cocaine bears that humans that were worried about harvey weinstein one of them uh he just got sentenced to another 16 years in prison for rape and sexual assault so he got 16 i'm not laughing okay he's guilty he's a douchebag stop it so he's sentenced to 16 years in prison in l.a on the rape charges he's already serving the 23 on separate charges he's already serving the 23 on separate charges he's
just out of New York.
Harvey's not getting out for a while.
And he's not well,
healthy and wise anymore.
So, and we never got
a report on whether the judge let him
get his dental work done either.
I remember his teeth were all rotted
and he was really sick.
So, I mean, I know.
It's just tough to feel bad for Harvey, but
you know, at that point, you kind of do.
And my man,
R. Kelly, you know him, you love him.
sentenced in Chicago
for 20 years yesterday.
That's his second sentencing.
I'm not laughing, okay?
It's a terrible thing, all right?
You didn't want to mess with R.
His second sentencing in less than a year.
All right, so he's, wow, R. Kelly is 56 now.
He was convicted in September on three counts of production of child pornography.
and three counts of enticement of a minor to engage in criminal sexual activity.
He's going to serve 19 years concurrently, one year consecutively,
to his prior 30-year sentence for federal racketeering conviction in New York.
So that brings his total to 31 years.
So he's going to be a spry 87-year-old man when he's.
gets out. That's amazing.
I mean, does he serve all 31?
Probably because he's
R. Kelly, the douchevag, and nobody
wants to let him out on parole.
But, okay, so he serves
25. All right, so he's going to be
81.
Wow. I mean, his life is
completely done too. Well, it's good.
What he was doing is bad. I know.
I know he's been
sexually abusing those underage girls
for nearly 30 years.
I got it. Now, if that's not enough,
he still faces solicitation charges in Minnesota.
So he's going down for some more.
Wow.
Now that's not the first time.
Mark Kelly's going down for more.
All right.
Stop.
Stop.
All right.
I have to go to the break room.
I'm really thirsty right now,
so I'm just going to go to the break room anyway.
I don't care where we're at.
So let's go to the break room because I need a drink desperately.
Okay, we just got the news that Succession,
Season 4 is going to be the final season of Succession.
I am so bummed.
And we haven't even got to the final season, season four yet.
So it starts at the end of March.
All right.
Apparently, according to this, season 4 returns March 26th on the old HBO and
HBO Max. Now it says here the story
says HBO, but it's on HBO and HBO Max.
I don't know if it's just, I think
Succession came out, started
before it was HBO Max,
so now it's on both.
I don't know how they were. Whatever the streaming
Dingleberries are thinking.
That's only HBO Max.
Oh, okay. All right, thank you.
So if you have HBO Max, you get both
HBO and HBO Max, but apparently if you just
have HBO, or you can't get some
of that other stuff, that's on HBO Max.
Okay. All right.
Fine, fine.
However, back to succession.
I am so bummed.
They claim now this is it.
This is the final season.
Oh, man.
The first three seasons were so good.
And the first two seasons.
Holy cow.
The ending of season one was, let's just say, okay, let's just use the word, you know,
if you're using the word awesome, the end of season one was,
awes.
The ending of season two was awes.
And it was really good, man.
And I didn't, the ending of season one didn't really see coming.
The end of, the ending of season two was fantastic.
And the ending of season three was, was, you kind of see it coming.
But it was still really, I mean, all three seasons are really good.
All the characters are great.
It's just a fun ride.
It's a Jeff Fisher from chewing the fat
Succession Fun ride
So I mean
They've won all kinds of awards
It's so good
So if you have an opportunity
If you haven't seen it
I'm not really sure what you're doing with your life
But if you haven't seen it
Don't look at me like
Oh I'm living it
I have family and other things to do
Shut up
All right I don't know what you're doing with your life
If you haven't seen Succession
Okay
It's like a part of the fabric of culture
in America.
No, maybe not that far.
But it's good to watch it.
But the last season is going to be, I'm really bummed.
HBO is another one of those streaming services
that post things once a week.
It pisses me off.
Oh, but the good thing now is,
if you haven't seen it, you've got three seasons to binge on.
You can make that by March 26.
I mean, I could make that by the end of the weekend.
But you can make that by the end of March 26,
easy to be caught up.
I mean, I just had that one, that one, back to old school TV of like one episode a week.
I just, man, that just kills me.
I mean, what are we living in the 1840s?
Put the shows out there, man.
I'm already buying your stupid streaming service.
I'm already subscribed.
Show me the content.
But, you know, whatever.
You do it.
You know what, HBO Max?
You do you.
Okay?
you do you.
I just know I'm bummed that
this is the last season of succession.
Okay, in our quest for our,
I think I have a new feature on chewing the fat,
the not true story of the day.
Okay, there's no way that this story is true.
It just isn't.
I'm sorry, no.
That's funny.
The headline is man dressed
as a seven foot penis is arrested
for harassing women and you think,
oh, well, of course.
Of course, it's got to be.
Then you read the story, no way it's true.
Sorry, no.
They have a picture of the guy.
They actually have a picture of the guy in the outfit with his sandals on.
They claim being arrested with an officer, from a military police officer.
But then under the picture, it says in Rio de Janeiro, in Brazil.
Okay.
Carnival has been on for the last, I don't know, 25 years in South Pole.
and they just, I mean, they've had storms and it's been raining there.
And, I mean, they've had some structural damage to things.
People have lost their lives.
Hasn't been pretty in Brazil.
But, I mean, it's carnival season, right?
I mean, we just ended fat, I mean, the enormous Tuesday down in New Orleans.
And because of, you know, hello, Lent.
What are you talking about?
All right?
We're in Lent right now.
All right?
We're on our way.
And so that's, you know, carnival ended yesterday.
And now they claim that this guy in his seven-foot penis outfit was harassing women.
Uh-huh.
During carnival?
Right.
So the man was seized, according to this story, in Rio de Janeiro, as he was accused of acting suspiciously.
So it's carnival.
And a guy is walking around during these parades.
with his seven foot penis outfit on.
There's no way he got arrested for doing that.
That's just not true.
It's just, no, I'm sorry, I don't believe it.
Now, maybe he was doing something more than just, you know,
harassing women, which I even find that hard to believe.
But let's, maybe that's possible.
Maybe, maybe that's possible,
but I do not believe this story, one iota.
And the picture is hilarious.
Okay.
Now, the guy that they claim is military police looks like he's the security guard at the mall.
But, you know, okay.
So, and he's standing there in his penis outfit with his flip-flops on.
And it looks like he just said, hey, grab my arms from behind and make it look like you're arresting me.
And they snapped a picture for the Instagram.
That's what it looks like.
And the guy that the military police officers
like, like this?
And then off they go.
There's no way. I'm sorry. No, I do not believe the story.
This is a chewing the fat story that is not true.
Okay, many of you have sent me this story.
By many, I mean a whole bunch of you,
have sent me this story to Chewing the Fat of the Blaze.com.
And thank you very much for sending them to me.
I've asked you to send me stories that you see,
and I appreciate it.
But, you know, at this point, now it's like,
okay enough. I got it, okay?
Now, we've taught, I know I mentioned somewhere along the line about the guy who was lost
at sea for 24 days and he survived on ketchup packets, right?
And I believe I said they had to be Heinz.
Well, they were.
It was Heinz ketchup that he survived on.
So everyone is sending me the story of Elvis Francois, who, you know, survived on Heinz ketchup.
And if I look to my right right here in the drawer, I still have, I have my Heinz ketchup.
police officer badge 18
in my hand as we speak.
I am an official,
well, an unofficial
Heinz police officer.
But, congratulations
to him, and it had to be Heinz.
No one could survive 25, 24 days
in the ocean with
a hunts packet or a fancy packet.
No. That person
would be dead. That person would be dead.
And hunts would fancy would keep
the news at bay saying,
no, don't mention us. Don't mention us.
don't mention us, just say that he died.
But he survived.
And it was on, you know, it was because that he was eating Heinz ketchup packets.
Well, Heinz heard the story and they want to help the guy and buy the guy a boat.
I would say, you know, nice to them, right?
And so they can't find him, though.
They don't know where Elvis Francois is.
So they've asked a virtual message in the bottle and they want everyone to find him and say, find him out and say,
No, Elvis, what up?
Heinz is going to buy you a boat.
And how cool it would be to have a Heinz boat?
I mean, and I don't know that Heinz, you know,
wants to actually give him a Heinz ketchup bottle boat,
but how cool would that be?
I'll take that bad boy.
That would be awesome.
So, all right, so if you have any idea where Elvis Francois is,
you need to let them know.
Now he was working from his boat on San Martín,
and that's where he drifted off to sea.
But he is from the Dominican Republic,
and nobody knows where he's at.
So they've asked people to help find him,
and Heinz is now reaching out to the world
to try to find Elvis Francois.
So Elvis, baby, where you at?
I know you're hanging out in the Dominican Republic,
which is swinging this time of year, man.
You think you want a place to go,
you think Dominican Republic.
So I personally have never been there,
so I'm just joking, okay?
I've never been to the Dominican Republic.
I have known one person in my life from the Dominican.
Our next story,
she was fine.
Stop us.
This is a stupid joke,
and she'll hear this and be so pissed.
But she knows.
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I remember when I talked about how in the future, I had talked to my doctor and he said,
be ready for it.
these companies are all going to merge,
and the medical profession is going to be one-stop shopping.
You'll be able to go to the doctor,
you'll be able to get your prescriptions,
and you'll be able to get them filled one spot.
It's all going to be one deal.
Well, Amazon just closed a deal for $3.9 million to acquire one medical,
a primary health care provider,
offering 24-7 access to on-demand,
virtual health, as well as guarantees for same or next day appointments in person.
It has more than 125 offices across the country.
They announced plans to buy one medical, and then FTC said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Maybe we ought to look into that.
And then they said, ah, never mind.
Go ahead.
Silly?
Why are we going to stop that?
This is silly.
Because now, before Amazon did this deal,
We had CBS buy Oak Street Health for $10.6 billion.
One of the country's largest primary care health networks.
So we have CVS buying primary health care.
We have Amazon buying health care providers.
And so now you're going to be able to use Amazon and CVS for your one-stop shop.
You'll be able to get your health care.
You grow all Amazon.
You can do it at CVS too, but Amazon for sure.
You'll be able to get health care, groceries, medication, everything you want.
Now, the only thing that doesn't say that I'm going to be able to do is I want to call my doc,
have my prescription written, sent in, and have an Amazon drone, drop it in my yard.
And I want that done in like 30 minutes.
That's coming.
And I'm telling you, a million-dollar idea, we've talked about it before, but this makes it even.
I'm more ready when we start delivering with the drones
is you need to design homes with an Amazon drop box on the roof
so that they don't have to try to hit the yards or anything.
You have your address and your drop box on your roof.
So if you're expecting a package,
you don't want people out in the front yard stealing your packages.
So if you're expecting a package,
the delivery box opens on the old.
roof, drone flies over, drops the package into your house, door closes and you've got your goods.
I know, I know.
You're welcome.
Congratulations to New York, though.
I mean, you guys, they are on top of it.
I bet this is happening all over America, and we are just not hearing about it.
We're hearing about it because it's on a larger scale, of course, in New York City.
you know, the city that never sleeps.
So they auctioned off all their COVID stuff.
Remember de Blasio spent like $12 million on ventilators, okay?
And they auctioned them all off because what are you going to do?
There's collected dust.
I don't even think they used them.
Right?
I mean, they had them shipped in.
I don't even think they used them.
So they auctioned off for less than 25,000.
dollars. A Long Island
junk dealer
took the ventilators
the $12 million
worth of ventilators, got him for about
eight bucks a pop.
That's a good
investment. That is a good investment for him
for the Long Island junk dealer, man.
Good for a...
I'll give you a five bucks a...
I'll give you five bucks a... Five bucks a pop.
Oh, no, we can't.
That's... This isn't a joke.
trying to sell this stuff off.
All right, seven.
No, now you're, I'll give you
eight bucks.
Eight bucks a pop and that's it.
Okay, all right, fine.
Let's write the check for $25,000.
Okay?
That is embarrassing.
So they auctioned off all of that.
They auctioned off all the personal protective equipment.
The other medical supplies,
hospital gowns, hand sanitizers,
and 95 masks that were deemed.
to be no longer needed.
Have they been deemed no longer needed in New York?
I don't know.
The governor still wears one around her butt every day, I thought.
I mean, and we see those pictures of court cases going on in California and New York.
They're all still wearing masks.
So, whatever.
Whatever.
If you say they've been deemed no longer necessary, then they've been deemed no longer necessary.
whatever.
So they made a decision.
Look, we're either going to have to auction it off,
give it away, or throw it away.
All right.
So, okay.
So they paid, all right, so they paid $6.70 each for face shields.
That's a good look, too.
You have those face shields on?
Man, that's a good look.
It's for six.
safety, Jeff. It's not about looks.
Okay. All right.
So, they auctioned off
701,000
face shields with an
opening bid
of $1,000.
Now, actually,
that might be, I mean,
over 700,000 face shields
for a thousand bucks or less than a thousand bucks.
I mean, maybe you had to bid somebody for $1,100 or whatever,
but no way they got more than a couple grand for that.
That'd be a good art piece, you know, face shield COVID art piece.
Or just be, the art piece could be just burning them
and watching them melt in the middle of the street.
Either way, though, that'd be worth $1,000.
And as I'm talking about this story from the web page,
up comes a news report from New York, obviously.
And there's an interview with Lady Gaga's dad.
Now, I heard the stories, you know, he's mad and he's pissed.
He's pissed at the city, and there's too dirty and too much crime.
And all the, you know, he hates New York now.
He's been there forever.
He runs a restaurant.
It's Gaga's dad.
I heard all the stories.
But I had never seen him.
And in this bottom corner of my computer screen,
there's an interview going on with Lady Gaga's dad.
And I'm like, okay, that's Gaga's dad.
Just threw me off as I'm talking to you about the COVID stuff being auctioned off.
I'm like, oh, wow, that's Gaga's dad.
I've never seen it before.
So he's now, I guess he's saying, and I'm sure this is not true.
He's going to stay in business.
I just hate the place.
I've got to say something.
I mean, maybe lady says, dad, let's you just close the dump up.
And I'll take care of you, okay?
I'll take care of you.
because what's Gaga's worth?
What's Gaga pulling down?
I mean, her net worth now has got to be two,
two to 400 million, right?
I would say that she's made some bad investments.
Well, she had to pay for dog boy,
and, you know, the guy that got,
she had to pay for the dog keeper
that had her dogs kidnapped while he was on watch.
And she had to pay for him,
and she paid a bunch of money there.
So, I mean, if she's not worth 500,
million something's wrong what is what is hold on what is lady gaga worth
lady gaga worth this says lady gaga worth 110 million no wait
wait a second no one hundred ten lady gaga spits at 110 million are you kidding me 300
okay okay so this oh i see okay so this date this is from 2011 110 million my god she
was suffering in 2011 holy cow so now
In today's world, she's worth over $300 million.
Okay, I feel a little bit better.
She's made a few bad investments, but I feel a little bit better.
She was able to move out of the dump she was living in back in 2011,
with only being worth $110 million.
Maybe she throws Dad a bone.
Maybe that's what's keeping Dad afloat.
He's just ready to talk now saying the city's a dump,
and I appreciate my daughter keeping my restaurant afloat,
but the place is a dump, and I can't do it anymore.
Sorry about you struggling like that back on aught 11 there, Gaga,
but things are better now.
So who died today?
Who died today?
Gloria Surge, 85.
Now, I think that's how you pronounce her last name.
Gloria S-E-R-G-E.
She was 85.
She was walking her dog in Fort Pierce, Florida,
in the Spanish Lakes Fairways.
and you see there's video of it.
I lived in Florida for a long time.
I've seen a lot of gators.
I've been around gators.
My favorite theme park in the world is Gatorland.
Love them.
But I know that you don't mess with them.
And when you see him, my in-laws, this set of in-laws,
they back their place, they had a pond and the gators were out there.
Whenever he was out mowing his lawn, you'd see the eyes pop up.
They just scan the globe and they're ready to come up and eat.
You know, they come after birds that are up on the show.
and they come after the little dogs.
Well, Gloria was out walking her dog.
And you see the gator in the video from this home video
swimming up across this lake, this pond.
Ooh, here he comes with his eyes up.
I mean, he's locked on, baby.
He's going to get Gloria's dog.
And he got Gloria too.
And so pulled her into the old lake.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
But she's, the alligator attacked her because he was trying to get the dog.
You should have just let the dog go.
He should have just let the dog go.
So it didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
So the neighbor frantically called 911 and tried to get help for Gloria
because the neighbor was, no, no.
Why didn't you go after him?
Help him.
No, if you see somebody getting attacked by a gator,
the best thing you could do is just go.
I think somebody's getting attacked by a gator.
I'm going to be right here.
I'll be here where I'm at right now.
So the footage, though, it's very dis-
What kind of wussies have we become?
So there's footage of the gator coming across the lake of the pond
and coming up on shore to grab the dog
and Gloria falls down.
But then they stopped the footage when he dragged Gloria out of the water.
I want to see that.
All right.
So anyway, Gloria, they found the gator.
They killed them, I'm sure humanely.
And it's over.
So, I mean, we don't have to worry about that damn gator anymore.
But rest in peace, Gloria Surge, 85, from Fort Pierce, Florida.
We also have lost people now in Cambodia.
I know, dry your eyes.
To bird flu.
Bird flu has now jumped to people.
Fresh pandemic fears.
are people are going through the roof now in Cambodia because 12 more are suspected of being infected with bird flu
so the girl suffered a severe fever after being infected with the virus a week ago and eventually
died so all the people who are dying in Cambodia with bird flu rest in peace and stay there okay
with your bird flu. We don't want
none of it. Okay, sorry, I didn't come up
I didn't come up with the man part list
that said Cambodians
were the smallest man part in the world.
That wasn't me. Keep the bird flu
over there, okay?
All right, thank you.
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It's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called
America's favorite game show.
What's the Lie?
What's the Lie?
where contestants try to decipher the lie from our counten,
one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Us, that's where we get, What's the Lie?
Welcome to our contestant this week from Sin City.
Yes, that's Sin City.
Las Vegas, Nevada.
Alangana, welcome to What's the Lie.
How are you?
Hello, thank you for the warm welcome.
Absolutely.
Welcome to be on the show.
So if you win today, Elon, not only will you get to return to defend your victory,
you're going to win a Talking Sense Jeffie Blue Freshie that listeners of what's the like
and go to the Talking Sense Facebook group to find the Freshie scent and design just for you.
How excited are you now?
Wow, that's what I thought.
Awesome.
That's super excited.
That's what I thought.
So are you ready to play?
Yeah, let's go.
All right, four headlines, one not real.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
Researchers turn dead birds into drones that could spy on people.
Headline number two.
New Jersey sales manager sets Guinness World Record with 216,102 new LinkedIn connections in 24 hours.
Headline number three, Spanish Transport Secretary resigns after new trains are deemed too
big for tunnels. Headline
number four, U.S. cancer
patient developed uncontrollable
Irish accent.
Those are your four headlines.
One of them is the lie.
Researchers turn dead birds into drones that could
spy on people. That line number two,
New Jersey sales manager sends Guinness World
Record with 216,102 new LinkedIn
connections in 24 hours. Headline
number three, Spanish Transport Secretary
resigns after new trains are
deemed two big for tunnels.
Headline number four, U.S. cancer patient developed uncontrollable Irish accent.
Those are your four headlines, Alon.
What is the lie?
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so bad at choosing a lie, but I'm going to go with A.
Researchers turned dead birds and a Jones.
Oh, Alon.
We wanted you to win so.
bad, darn the lock. Well, thanks for listening to What's the Lie.
What's the Lie? It's a subsidiary of Chewing to Fed Enterprise. It is probably accurate at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I mean, do you want to know which one of the lie?
I was really clear to tell me which one is it? I mean, you got to ask.
Okay, nothing comes to those who don't ask.
I was in between A and D, but I'm not sure.
Oh, well, first of all, it's one, two, three, and four.
We don't use letters A and B, C, and D.
Let's just get that clear right off the bat.
I don't want to get mean or anything, but I'm just saying proper.
Now, second, it would be number two.
Yeah, the New Jersey sales manager setting the Guinness World Booker Records.
I mean, it's certainly possible to get 200.
$216,000.
I know.
I know.
Anyway, you know, you don't get to return as a returning champion.
You can order a freshie, but you don't get one sent to you.
So, I mean, I appreciate it.
I'm going to have to tell Toby, but thanks for the opportunity.
I appreciate it.
That's fine.
Alangana from Las Vegas.
Thanks for playing What's the Live.
Thank you.
Take care.
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