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We're going to celebrate World Naked Gardening Day So that's just if you're listening live That's a week and a day away A week in the day away The 25th of April is today So May 3rd is World Naked Gardening Day.

No, it's not about that at all. This is just you're out there with, well, with your plants and your flowers. Come over here and pull some of weeds with me. Okay, so anyway, lawn starter has put together the best places out of the 500 biggest U.S. cities where you can garden naked. And they had their full analogy, their breakout of what they used to rate the cities, nudist per 100,000 residents,

local legality of public nudity, severity of penalty for state public nudity rule violations, legality of toplessness, urban garden friendliness, laws on non-consensual recording. Wait, you don't have to record it, You could just do it. That's so weird.

You don't have to, here's the thing. You don't have to film yourself doing it. But, you know, will I look at the videos? You bet. Average monthly Google searches for nudist and naturist over the past year. And average monthly Google searches for a naked gardening day or world naked gardening day. And then they looked at some, put some weather forecast in there as well to rank the cities, which is nice.

of them. So, the top 10 cities, the best cities, to garden naked in. Carmel line. No, that's not a city. It's not a city. And, I mean, they've been naked at the carbon line. We know that, but it's not gardening. Number 10. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. So there you go. Get ready for it. A week and a day away. May 3rd, World Gardening Day. World Naked.

gardening day. Number nine, Portland. Yeah, that's Portland, Oregon, by the way. Number eight, Macon, Georgia. Makes you want to go there. I'll tell you that. Number seven, Greenville, North Carolina. Number six, Lake Charles, Louisiana. Coming into number five, Asheville, North Carolina. Number four, Atlanta, Georgia. Wow, we've got one, two, a couple of places in Georgia already.

Austin, Texas is number three. Seattle, Washington is number two. And the number one city to Garden Naked Inn on World Gardening Day, or any other time for that matter. Miami, Florida. So there you go. I looked where this show originates from in DFW, Dallas-F-W-Fort Worth Metroplex. Dallas is 49. But Fort Worth is 234th out of 500.

So holy cow, that's way down the list. And my adopted area of home is Tampa Bay, which includes Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater. Clearwater is not on the list. Don't be doing it in Clearwater. You may get shot. St. Petersburg is 311th. And Tampa is 351st, the 351st, the 351 on the list of 500 to Garden Naked. So not a lot of good luck.

Good luck gardening naked in St. Pete and Tampa. In Dallas, you got a shot. 49th, you do pretty good. It's not bad. Fort Worth is 234th, though. That's way down the list. And so I'm disappointed for Fort Worth residents. That's very disappointing.

Anyway, I have fun. World Naked Gardening Day. May 3rd, 2025. We will be celebrating here on Chewing the Fat. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Oh yeah. I'm mad at myself.

I haven't mentioned the New Jersey wildfire at all. The Jones Road wildfire in New Jersey. The fire is on track to be the state's largest in almost 20 years. It's burning at least 15,000 acres in the last three days. 15,000 acres burning in New Jersey the last three days. Wow. Now, they claim that they've already got 50% contained. So that's good.

And they may have more by the time, you know, this show airs. But those of you listening live, they have 50% contained. Now, the wildfire broke out Tuesday morning in the southern New Jersey near this 19-year-old Joseph Kling's home. So is he responsible for the fire? They say yes. They've arrested him for arson. Prosecutors say he lit up. bonfire in the pine barons and abandoned the site after only partially extinguishing it.

Everybody knows. You build a fire, you make sure it's completely out. Only you can prevent wildfires. The fire has since caused power outages and evacuations, temporarily shutting down the Garden State Parkway. New York City is under an air quality alert. I might be under that anyway. April is the middle of New Jersey's wildfire season.

New New Jersey had a wildfire season, but April is in the middle of it with the long-term drought, warm weather, high winds. I mean, that's the recipe for disaster as far as wildfires are concerned, no matter what state you're in. Firefighters have contained much of the Jones Road fire. Well,

50% is not all. I mean, they're doing their work, good for them, but there's a ways to go. And they've removed dry vegetation, and you need to remove dry vegetation that might otherwise fuel it. Yeah, you should have already done that. Wow. So good luck.

But I hope by next week we have this contained. But Joseph Kling, what are you doing, bro? Put the fire out. So speaking of crime, A.J. Brown, a Philadelphia Eagle, a national football league player, had his car stolen. He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. And he posted on his Instagram, hey, bring back my car. You stole my car To tell me he'll make a deal

Bring it back Nothing will happen Come on Philly Come on man You stole my whip Last night Come on man I make a deal with you bro

To whoever you are Which I'm gonna find out soon I'll make a deal with you bro Just bring the whip back bro I won't press charge you bro Just bring the whip back bro And you can go on about your day Oh there you go

Okay But if I find you Come on, bro It's gonna be It's gonna be what it's gonna be And I'm gonna come in the Integration Room I might see about you

My boy Like I'm on that I might see about You're smooth with it though You pulled up at 342 You walk the dick You got up out of that at 345 You fast on your feet

Real fast I'm gonna show you how fast I am On my feet Yeah Think about it Real talk Like this we're gonna get done today Real talk

So you might what Pull back up Bro drop that out bro. We know what you're at right now. Right now. Like pull up, pull back. Pull up. Bring it back. So he's giving him a shot. He's given him a shot to bring it back and nothing will happen to you. Just bring it back. Now, apparently a black 22 Mercedes that's owned by A.J. Brown is a whip. That's, apparently that's a street slang for, you know, a fast car, a street car. You're whipping around corners. and it's a term

okay all right fine you call it what you want AJ that's fine with me so he didn't the person who stole the car did not

bring it back but the police did locate the car in Camden New Jersey and I mean in Camden Camden it's in Maryland right it's not New Jersey what am I thinking about anyway I found it in

Camden. And it's right up there. If you look at the map, it's, you know, Philadelphia, and then you got right there. It's Camden. You know, it's right there. Anyway, so they found the car and the person who stole it. And AJ then said, I told you about it. I'm out here grinding for the Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah, baby. And I got to look for my car. Come on, man. No, but look, we already got the will. Already got the whip. Already got the whip. Just turn it in. Now you got to deal with the consequences, man. I'll tell y'all a little funny joke, man, this morning.

When we was talking to the police, my little son I'm going to come up here and say, hey, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Pao, Paw Patrol. Everybody got jokes this morning, huh? Everybody got jokes this morning. Jokes on you. Think about it. Jokes on you.

I told you. Now you've got to deal with the consequences. He has also changed his Instagram post, his ID to Paw Patrol now. So it's all good. But they found the 25-year-old man, took him into custom. He is charged with stolen property One charge of possessing an illegal drug So whatever

I mean, what do you have a joint on him When they arrested him? Yeah, maybe he had a bong with him Who knows? I didn't know. I didn't know was AJ's whip. I didn't know. You know now.

Maybe AJ Brown just needs to You know, take a taxi. Take a cab. Take an Uber. Instead of having his own car. because Uber and Volkswagen are now pairing up to launch a Robo Taxi Service. It's going to be here in the U.S., but they're launching it in Los Angeles next year. All right, so Volkswagen of America and Uber unveiled this plan to launch the commercial Robo Taxi Service

using autonomous electric VWID buzz vehicles in multiple U.S. cities over the next decade, They did not say which cities. They just said they were going to launch it in Los Angeles. And it's one of the, you know, VW looking, it's kind of, you know, their little minivan thing. It's kind of cute. And it says Uber on it with VW on it. I mean, would I take it?

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean, if I had to, sure I would. Now, to be fair, it's not going to be autonomous right off the bat. They said initially it won't be driverless. The fleet of vehicles will have human safety. operators behind the wheel before they go driverless in

2027. So they're not even I mean, I guess they've had a few issues with some of the autonomous vehicles and remember we had some issues, but mostly that was human error. Not vehicle error, but whatever. I don't want to bog people down with facts. They want to

regulate everything so they will be regulated soon. But coming soon to a city near you and Philadelphia will probably one of those cities, you'll be able to get the VW Uber and just get in. You want it to talk to anybody? You want it to do anything

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But I'm willing to bet that probably, if you had to answer, I don't remember. I go buy this one all the time and I never go in there. That's maybe because that's why they're going to shudder about 200 underperforming restaurants in an effort to improve its financial performance. So the fast food chain, Jack in the Box, has 2,200 locations across 21 states. Wow, that's quite a few. so they are going to have these upcoming closures

that are part of a new jack on track plane not plane I guess they have a jack on track plane maybe that's costing them way too much money but it's the new jack on track plan from the corporation

so get ready if the jack in the box near you closes it's because of you The 74-year-old Burger Chain said the closures are not this week are on top of the

30 to 40 already planned this year. Wow. Okay. So times are tough at Jack in the Box. I mean Red Lobster, Hooters, TGI Fridays. I mean TGI Fridays, they're done now, right? They're done. I think they shuddered. Anyway,

maybe they have some left at some airports. I don't know. It's so hard to keep track now. Now, these restaurants are closing left and right because they're grappling with, well, people aren't going to restaurants anymore. And when they do, you know, are you going to jack in the box? I guess.

I mean, I don't have a problem with them. If somebody said, hey, here's a jack-on-the-box burger. Okay. I'm not going to say no. I'm not going to say no, but they're closing about 200 stores. Now, if you are pissed and you say to yourself, wait, what? My jack-in-the-box and the neighborhood is closed, closing down, I can't have it, I need to move.

Well, you should get a hold of real estate agents, I trust.com. Anytime you've got to make a big change, it's hard, especially when you realize you've got to move because your local jack-in-the-box closed. So whether you're willing, now, and that means you're going to have to buy. So you're going to sell and you're going to buy,

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Yeah, that's right. You don't want some dingleberry that has his name on a bus bench. No. You want somebody that actually knows what they're doing. Someone that is not an ordinary agent. Someone that will know the best practices. Someone who understands the crazy housing market. Someone who's a team leader and someone who's a closer.

Someone that you can trust. And that's where real estate agents I trust comes in. It's a free service. They pair you up with real estate agents, the best real estate agent in your area. Real estate agents, I trust.com. Real estate agents I trust.

com. So we've talked a couple of days this week about the Shannon Sharp sexual assault lawsuit that is ongoing. And yesterday he, you know, the day before yesterday, he posted his stuff about he's going to fight this and it's not taking it.

She's released a couple of different. couple of different audio recordings. We've played them here on the show. Sounds kind of like it's set up. I talked about that, but still a serious issue. Some other people are coming out talking about Shannon Sharp's past behavior, which is, okay, if true, whof, not real good.

Well, yesterday, he decided that, well, you know what, at this juncture, Let me quote Shannon. I'm electing to step aside temporarily from my ESPN duties. Are you? Is it you that's elected to do this, Shannon? Is it you? Okay. All right.

If you say so, I will be devoting this time to my family. Uh-huh. And responding and dealing with these false and disruptive allegations set against me. I plan to return to ESPN at the start of the NFL preseason. Ha ha ha ha. We'll see what the odds of that are happening. I sincerely appreciate the overwhelming and ongoing support I have received from my family, fans, friends, and colleagues, Shannon Sharp.

Listen, I told you already on this story that, you know, it's believable to me that this girl is setting him up. And the audio, to me, sounds like it's a setup. but I mean I don't see how Shannon gets away from that if you know whether if he if he's found innocent of these you know the lawsuit goes away maybe he comes back to ESPN but with all the dirt that's been thrown out there now from past relationships or you know would be relationships I would guess that he's not going to return to ESPN and I would guess that I would guess that if he's going to do his own podcast,

the Shannon Sharp Way or Shannon Sharp Vision or whatever he wants to call it, the Shannon Sharp Chokehold podcast. However, it's not going to be a $100 million deal. So Shannon, sorry about it, man, but that's done. At least for now. I hope it's not. I hope it all works out.

I hope everybody ends up with what they're supposed to end up with, and everybody's fine because of it. But it sure doesn't feel like that. All right, so we've had a couple of football players in the news, one playing, one former, Shannon Sharp and A.J. Brown. So we might as well talk about the NFL. They had the big draft weekend. Started last night, goes on tonight, goes through Saturday.

And incredible. Green Bay, Wisconsin. They had over 100,000 people, just fans there in Green Bay. I think Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, said that they had, at the opening of the draft last night, they had at least 125,000 there. Incredible. What a huge night. And, you know, the story of how the NFL took the draft on the road is pretty incredible

because the Radio City Music Hall, where they used to have it, said that they couldn't have it on the date they wanted to have it. And they said, you're going to need to move the date. And Roger was like, you know what? We're going to just take it on the road. And look, I mean, it's worked. It is an event, man. This three-day draft is an event.

And incredibly, you know, so we have the NBA playoffs playing right now and the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs are underway. But we'll care about that after the NFL, okay? The NFL rules this country, man. I mean, just amazing. So congratulations to Cam Ward, becoming the number one overall draft pick, going to the Tennessee Titans from the Miami Hurricanes.

And Travis Hunter, Heisman Trophy winner, went number two to Jacksonville. They traded up to get him. Shadour Sanders, Mr. Big Shot from Colorado, has not been drafted yet. Drops to the second round. that is costing him a lot of money going to the second round

they said last night that Shadur if he didn't go in the top 10 then he would go mid to late 20s and that didn't happen wow so he goes to the second day and I know how difficult it is

when my son was became eligible for the draft the New England Patriots were on the phone with him saying if we don't draft you you're going to be an unsigned, unrestrictive free agent, we're going to take you, but we're probably going to take you,

and it was in the sixth or seventh round. And then they didn't draft him, and they took him as, you know, they signed him as an unrestrictive free agent, which actually worked out to his benefit, although, you know, he never did technically get drafted. So, you know,

that's kind of a shame. I wish he had. But we have, you know, the rest of the rounds, round two and three are not that big a deal. But it's part, it is, you know, if you're an NFL person, it is, and it's exciting. And, you know, you're in Green Bay. And the TV shots of all the sports people are there in Green Bay.

So it's kind of cool. But really, well, you know, it's a second and third round. I can catch up on a couple documentaries and, you know, follow it online. Because last night was really the night. Anyway, anyway, anyway, there's a little. list is going to be out tomorrow. I can take a look at that. But, you know, because I'm not a, I'm not a pretend coach in a fantasy league. I figured if I wanted to be a coach, I'd go and coach. That's just me, though. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink

desperately. Those of you listening live know that today is the 25th. of April 2025. Now, another thing that's happening today, you know, sure the NFL draft is going on, no problem. Sure, there's NBA going on. Yeah, we got it. Sure, there's NFL going on. Yeah, we got it. NHL. But

in Los Angeles, we're also having the first ever sperm race. I know. Don't look at me like that. It's just what it is. Okay? So it's happening at 6 p.m. Pacific in Los Angeles. Tickets, I believe, are still available for $20 a ticket. All right.

Now, they claim that fertility has declined in the last 50 years and it's still declining. So what they wanted to do is they found that when you're healthy, sperm can let people know how healthy you are. he claims it's an aggregate biomarker. So the faster your sperm is, the healthier you are. Better you sleep, the better you eat, all correlate to the speed of your sperm. So the samples are collected from two people, then diluted, cleaned, and put in a fluid that pushes the current to the sperm

in order to make them swim. Think about it like a Formula One, racing but for sperm. So the winner, we're down to two. We're having a championship today in Los Angeles. The winner can win $10,000. There's Tristan from USC and Asher of UCLA will be the main event at the Los Angeles Center Studios today at 6 p.m. Pacific.

So, I don't know if they're going to have other people racing, the undercards, the underspers, I don't know. Because the promo, I don't know, I don't know who the announcers are. I mean, they spent some money on the ad, which I'm kind of a bum that is not my voice, actually, voicing the ad. Everything big. Everything big. Always starts small.

Always starts small. This is the world's first ever sperm race. Right? This is Asher from Yucon. UCLA versus Tristan from USC. Two legends on microscopic race trip. The battle for whose sperm is the healthiest, the fastest, and the tastiest. Oh, wait.

Swimmers will win the race. USC versus UCLA. I mean, is it worth 20 bucks to see that? I think it is. if I were in the Los Angeles area I would definitely be at the Los Angeles Center Studios on April 24th This is not tonight today This is not a paid advertisement for the sperm race

But I would definitely be there So the Blake lively Ryan Reynolds and the Baldoni case is still ongoing I thought we had that all wrapped up Blake was in the time map magazine, you know, top 100 people of the world. And now we're seeing that Taylor Swift and Hugh Jackman may be subpoenaed in the escalating legal battle between Blake lively and Justin Baldoni. Okay.

The trial is set for March of next year. So it did not go away. Holy cow. I mean, we have a trial date set for March of 2026. Stems from Blake's December 2024. lawsuit, accusing Baldoni of sexual harassment and a retaliatory smear campaign, followed by Beldonie's countersuit for defamation and civil extortion involving Blake and Ryan. And their publicist.

Now, they claim here that they probably won't have to testify, Taylor Swift and, uh, what's his face? Hugh Jackman. Yeah. But, uh, we'll see. And that would be fun. That would be fun to see. They're just ripping each other eyes out.

I know. That would be fun. These people are all part of the Lucky Sperm Club, and now they're busy ripping each other's heart out. I'm going to watch. Yesterday we found out when the SAG Awards were going to be. Today we find out when the 83rd Annual Golden Globes Awards are going to be, January 11th, and Nikki Glazer is tapped a host.

again. So congratulations to Nikki for being she was part of the Time Magazine Group 2 as well. So she's on fire these days. So the 83rd Golden Globes is set to be January 11th. That's a Sunday

by the way. It's going to air on CBS and streamed of course on Paramount Plus. So we're looking forward to that. I see where the Oscars have made some changes as well.

Now they added the stunt design category, but that's not until 2027, I think. So now they've updated their rules for the Oscars. Okay. So you have to watch. Okay, I'll just go down the rules that has changed. Okay. Name and recognition.

Ballots will finally display the actual humans nominated instead of just film titles. Okay. Okay. Casting gets its moments. Official rules establish a 10 film shortlist for the inaugural casting Oscar. Okay. AI boundaries using AI tools won't help or hurt your Oscar chances. Wow. But human creative authorship must be at the heart of the work. That's interesting. No trash talking. Members are officially banned from publicly criticizing techniques used in eligible films. So watch that

social media. No trash talking. And cinematography joins the Shortlist Club. The category will now use preliminary voting to narrow the 10 to 20 finalists, just like the visual effects and makeups. They also updated that everyone has to watch the movies.

The Academy will track viewing via their members only streaming app. and for films watched elsewhere, screenings, festivals, etc., members must fill out a form declaring when and where they watched. Aside from this groundbreaking idea, people should see what they're judging. And okay, so I don't disagree with any of that, really,

except the AI thing kind of. I guess you have to lean into it, which is what they're doing. Human creative authorship must be at the heart of the work, even if you're using the AI tools. So I don't know what more you can do by trying to keep the human creative authorship available and worth something. So good luck.

That also means it's tougher for me to have the people who are voting who are part of the academy allow me to watch the movies for free. I'm going to need access to the website for the streaming app for the Oscars, okay? I need your password. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. That would be great, thank you.

Just whatever your password is to watch the movies that are going to be nominated for the Oscars. That'd be fine. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You know, you could message me on X if you want at Jeffrey JFR, but, you know, maybe Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio,

Jeff Fisher Radio. Sure, you can message me on YouTube as well. Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, sure. But, you know, I'd rather just email me. It'd rather just email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You know, I guess you could message me on Cameo if you follow me on Cameo at Jeffey JFR.

You could message me there as well. You could also order a cameo. I'm not asking you to order me a cameo, but you could order me a cameo and say, you know, in the information while you're ordering a cameo, you could say, hey, here's my password to the Academy streaming app to watch the movies. And that's not going to be free, of course.

You know, when a cameo charges money, it's worth every doggone penny, though. But you don't have to do that. You can just follow me on Cameo as well and, you know, send me the password there. I mean, you could do that. And I'm willing to use the password. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ.

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Now, definitely that is happening. So she is accused of performing experiments on corpses of the 50-year-old Adeline B.

N-G-A-N-G-A-N. Adeline Gun-Bin-Bi. Amorphophalus. Yeah, that's her last name. Ging-Bing-Bi. Ben-Bu-E. Yeah, that's what I said. Gain-Bin-B-B-B-E-B-E.

Yeah, bye. Ben-B-B-B-E-Wy, I got it. Sorry, I apologize. I want to make sure I say her name, right. She was apparently doing experiments involving embalming fluid on corpses with and without formaldehy. And the affidavit said the arrest stemmed from information given to police by an investigator from the Texas Funeral Services Commission. I like that.

I don't know if you get a badge with that gig or not, but I kind of like the idea of the Texas Funeral Services Commission. Excuse me, we need to talk to you for a second over here with the TFSC. They are charged with overseeing funeral directors, embalmers, funeral businesses, and crematories. I bet you that's a good gig. Yeah, the TFSC. That's what they go. The TFC, we didn't see it for a minute. The investigator told police that they had received a complaint

from an embalmer about Capitol Mortuary Services, which also operates under the name Capital Austin Mortuary and Crematorium. It's actually Capital Austin Mortuary and Cremation. The embalmer said that, boy, who was a funeral director at CMS, had and improperly used the embalmer's credentials without his consent. You little sneaky little.

They photograph, he also documented photograph and communications evidence that exposed experiments on corpses. So he's sneaking around, taking pictures of her. Come on. The embalmer said that, boy, injected the arms of corpses with embalming fluid to view the progress of decomposition.

I mean, he's doing tests. The body's already dead. It's like the body farm, only at the Austin mortuary. Cremation. The floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. Exactly. So when she was done with the experiments, she would place the severed body parts in the crematory retort where the body parts in their dissected and disturbed state would be cremated. So there wasn't. There was

due to there wasn't. There was it thrown all over the walls. Yeah. The floor. No. No. No. No. She was tossing it in to be get cremated. Right. So apparently that's committing abuse of a corpse. And so they got a search warrant. And as she was ordering her employees to

conduct the experiments in order to study the effect of embalming fluid, she said she performed the studies for a medical company. The medical company threw her under the bus, saying, we don't know anything about it. Now, the executive director, we've got nothing to do with it. So she's charged for abuse of corpse without legal authority, a felony. Wow.

And a second degree felony tampering with government records. She was booked into Travis County Jail on Friday, bailed out the next day. Her court appearance is May 9th. So we'll see what happens to... Bing. Bidba. Yeah, that's what I said. Bid Bui.

And I don't know if this is my favorite story of the story. week or not, but it's working there. It's looking like it could be. Jersey mics has a new CEO. I'm a fan of Jersey mics. We've got no problem with Jersey mics. You know, I'm a fan. They have a new CEO the first time in 50 years after a founder, Peter Cancro, said he was

stepping back. And you think, wow, I wonder why he's stepping back. Well, remember not long ago, he sold Jersey mics. for $8 billion to this Blackstone company. And he said, yeah, you know, I'm going to step back a little bit. Yeah, no kidding. He is the American dream, man. He is the American dream.

So it's going to be replaced with the CEO from the former CEO of Wingstop is going to take over Jersey mics. uh he is still going to be on the board of directors and he's going to be a significant minority shareholder so they'll probably have an office still in a building that'll never go to and uh maybe maybe maybe but uh just i was laughing because uh i'm going to step back a little bit i wonder why he doesn't step back because he just got paid eight billion dollars for the company that he found it okay i would i would take you know are you going to continue working hard No. But he probably will.

In all fairness, he probably will. He's probably, he's the guy that's going to, he'll have to do something because he's been doing something for 50 years, right? I mean, he's been working every day to build this company up, which he did to the American dream. And now he's, you know, just made $8 billion. He can do whatever he wants. And probably all he wants to do is get up and go to work every day. Sad, really. All right, so we're going to do What's the Lie today.

I'm going to do a little bit different. I had a contestant drop out. Thank you for Drop It out. Appreciate it. You know who you are. Yeah, you know who you are. And so I thought, you know what I'm going to do is do a family. What's the Lie?

Now, Wes, my producer here, he's attempted to play What's the Live three or four times when contestant has dropped out, and he has not won once. his father was so embarrassed, came on, played, and won one game, and then he lost another one. But he did win one to prove the point to that he's much better than his son, and then he's a son's of failure. That's what he proved on the show. But so I'm going to have family, what's the lie today? And that will be coming up in mere seconds. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats.

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What's the lie? What's the lie? Today is a very special family. What's the lie? Where contestants, father and son, try to decipher the lie from four, oh no, five headlines.

One, two, three, four, five headlines. One of them is not true, that's where we get. What's the lie? Our contestants today, Dean and Wesley, my producer, Castellano, on the program.

Now, as I talked about previously on the show, Wesley has attempted to play What's the Lie three times. Well, no, he played. He actually played it. He attempted to win and didn't. And his father was so embarrassed that he had to come on and prove that he could do it. And he did.

He won one and then lost another. But that's okay. He still proved that his son was a complete embarrassment. And I thought maybe they could work it out today here on Chewing the Fad and play the game together. So, Dean, welcome to What's the Lie. Wesley, Dean's son, welcome to What's the Lie. And are you guys ready to go?

Yeah, we're ready. The redemption tour is on. I know, well, you've got to help your son out a little bit. I know you've already embarrassed him. I mean, if... I feel like this is like family therapy and a game show at the same time. That's what we're here for. That's what we're here for. Yeah. Now, if you win, you get to come back for another round. We'll have another family episode.

And you'd win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Bluefrey. of course. So for more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie Senate designed specifically for you. If you are someone you love would like to be a contestant on what's the lie, just email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. So, Dean, are you in the back of a semi? Are you okay? I'm good. I am actually in a, in my Model 3 Tesla. They need to work on a little road noise issues, man. You need some awful noisy. It is the model three.

Oh, that's embarrassing. Yeah, that's embarrassing. Come on, Dad. So, all right, so, you ready to go? You're ready to play West the Line. You got five headlines today. One of them is not true. And then you guys can work out amongst yourself on the air, of course.

Were there out five? Did we add one? We added one for the family, yes. Yes. Okay. We added one from the family. I don't need attitude from you. I'm not saying.

I told you at the beginning. Were you not listening? I told you at the beginning. There's going to be five headlines over the family version. This is Jeff's show. We just play with it. All right. All right.

So let's go. Five headlines. One not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. Carly Ray Jaspis and Lena Dunham are teaming up 10. things I hate about you

Broadway musical Headline number two A Georgia town is banning happy hours after a D&D turf war Headline number three Inside the country's Saddest Airport Lounge Headline number four

Book reveals Oxford academics drank from cup made from human skull Headline number five Oh my God A live worm found in Australian woman's brain in the world's first discovery.

Those are your five headlines. Headline number one, Carly Ray Jaspin and Lena Dumbin, team up for ten things I hate about you on Broadway. Headline number two, a Georgia town is banning happy hours after a D&D turf war. Headline number three,

inside the country's saddest airport lounge. Headline number four. Book reveals Oxford academics drank from a cup made from a human skull. Headline number five. Oh my God, a live worm found in Australian woman's brain in World First.

Those are your five headlines. Dean, Wesley, talk about yourself. What is the lie? All right, Dad. I think number one is true. The Carly Ray. I agree. I know

we're not Broadway guys, you know, but I think that... Take your time. There's nothing but time. for you two. Go ahead. No, I know. Work through. I know. Talk through. That's fine. All right. Dad, what do you think is the one of right off the top of your head? I don't, I can't understand what number three is about the airport lounge. Yeah, what's the saddest airport lounge? It's the headline inside the country's saddest airport lounge. That's just the headline. Okay. Well, this is what it is is, it's five headlines.

Yeah, I get that. One of them is true. Yeah. One of them is, I mean, all of them are true. One of them is a lot. Okay, so. That one kind of, you know, the laugh, go ahead, Wes. No, no, yeah, I was going to say the saddest seems, yeah, some airport lounges are sad. The brain of the Australian woman, what do you think? Yeah. Well, the wormy thing feels like a head fake, like it's real, like because that one, like, that's sad. So maybe it's, and the skull one feels very.

ritualistic. Yeah, that seems like something the Brits would do. So the Georgia living in South Carolina when we did, Georgia, those guys drink, I don't see them getting rid of Happy Hour.

Okay. Over a D&D tournament? TURF war. A turf war? Was the headline. Okay. Dad, what do you? I want to say... I like that one. You want to... All right. Have you decided?

excited? Yep. All right. So what is the lie? Number two. You would be 100% correct. What? Congratulations. So wow, so congratulations. I mean, Wes, with the help of your father, you have become successful.

I know. So, congratulations. Thanks for playing and listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie? Is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, M-M-X-X-V.

So congratulations, and we'll see you next week for another edition of Family, What's the Lie? Thanks for having me. Way to go, Wes. Good job. Good job, Dad. Thank you. Love you.

All right. We'll talk to you later. Appreciate it very much, Dean. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.