Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - American Whiteness, Jeffy Tries To Diet and More Robots - 8/19/17
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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Welcome to the broadcast.
33993.93. If you follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA, you saw the picture of the new Blaze Radio Talk Studios. It's beauteous. We've got the nice new desk. We've got the nice new microphones on the big swing arms that cover the entire desk. So there's just room. And, oh, yes. And by the way, one thing that we're concerned about earlier, a few weeks ago when I couldn't breathe and almost died in here because of carpet glue, because the doors were closed all night and the glue had me stoned all day.
now they've taken the doors out.
So that's good.
That's good.
We've remodeled right that we've got a couple of chairs.
I've got the Doc Thompson painting from some artist that makes him look like Vincent Price on the glass that I can stare right back at him.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
I love it.
This is world class right here.
Thank you for coming along for the ride today.
I appreciate it.
It's good to have you for a long.
You know, so much has happened this week.
It has been an amazing week, right?
We've had the fallout for.
from Charlottesville, which started last week just before we left the air here on this broadcast.
And it's continued, even though it's over in Charlottesville, it's not over.
It's been unbelievable between the cities, between the statues, between the names of schools,
and between our government, the White House.
Now, I mean, we've had Donald Trump is, you know, things are starting to appear.
They appear.
We'll just leave it at that.
They appear to be coming on done.
This is nice to be able to hit this like this.
You can't hear that on the air, can you?
He has, you go down the list.
Steve Bannon is out.
The chief strategist.
Bannon made it 210 days.
so he hung out for quite a while.
Scaramucci, right?
We lost him after 10 days.
Sally Yates attacked acting Attorney General, 10 days.
Michael Flynn made it 23 days.
Preet Bahara, the U.S. attorney, he made it 49 days.
Good for him.
James Comey?
110 days.
He went into triple digits.
He's good.
These last three, Comey, Sean Spicer, and Rance Previs.
made it into triple digits.
Now, Bannon was the only one that made it over 200 days.
Okay.
Comey made it 110.
Spicer made it 183.
Prebus made it 189.
I mean, what are you going to do?
And then you had all the business policy forum people quit.
And they were jumping ship so bad that our president decided, you know what, we're not
going to do these things anymore.
My idea.
These things don't work.
Pulling the plug.
You know what?
Those CEOs are too busy.
We're not going to do it anymore.
But they were all quitting.
No, no, no.
They weren't quitting.
They were going to come back around.
I mean, and then we find out yesterday,
and I'm kind of okay with this,
but the arts council all quit.
Now, the headline is 16.
16 of the Arts Council quits.
But, or I mean, you know, they say 17 arts council members quit, but then the photo and the video says 16, so there's an extra one hanging around somewhere.
But I question why do we even need an arts council?
Why are we spending money on that?
That should be all private sector.
Our President Trump should be saying, good.
We didn't need you anyway.
I was calling you in next week to let you all go to begin with.
Have a nice day.
That would be the thing to do if you're Donald Trump, draining the swamp.
Yeah, that's what he's doing.
All right.
He is draining the swamp.
So, tough week in Washington, D.C.
They are struggling, and we found out yesterday that,
just like he promised on the campaign,
NAFTA would be repealed and done and be gone.
Oh, wait.
No.
Nope.
Oh, I know.
We negotiated a better deal.
That's what we did.
There was no point of cutting it off.
He negotiated a better deal for us on NAFTA.
So we keep that.
That's good news.
I mean, we want traffic to be seamless between Mexico, the United States, and Canada.
Seameless.
that's job creating businesses right there.
Right?
Right.
Right.
Okay.
Some of the other headlines,
this one's kind of
trying to catch up with Amazon,
but Google is boosting its home monetization potential.
So they want to be able to have their Google home.
Okay, Google now.
Oh, sorry if you have Google now, sorry.
Okay, Google now.
Call home.
Order,
Swinkies.
You can, they've got it hooked up now where you'd be able to make calls, which is kind of cool.
I'd like to, you know, if you could have, if Google and Amazon could make that happen,
it would make it more, you know, worthwhile.
Because you've got the speaker phone, the speakers on your phone, which will do that.
And you should be able to use the, you know, the Echo or the Google now to do that, right?
Make calls.
You can order anything you want with it from Amazon, which is great.
I mean, I'm in love with Amazon Prime.
I am.
I mean, I can't tell.
If I've got an echo that I don't really use,
kids play with it, but I don't really use.
However, now that I'm becoming hooked on Amazon Prime
by just going online and ordering and it's at my front door tomorrow,
I think I'm going to hook up the echo and get it working.
So it's like, I need toothpaste.
and it's at the front door.
I mean, I am, I, I love it.
I love it.
But you've got some other headlines, Walmart beats its earning because their online sales are surging.
Really?
I mean, Walmart, look.
I mean, Walmart is, they're in the fight for their life against Amazon and Google,
and they've got to survive, and they will.
Walmart's big enough to survive.
No question.
And in fact, they'll probably, what will probably happen is that while Amazon,
is buying up all these stores, and you wonder, why is Amazon going into the grocery business?
They're not going into the grocery business.
They're already in the grocery business.
They're going in the brick-and-mortar location business so that you can have places to hold and store things to be delivered to your neighborhoods.
Right?
Because here in the Fort Worth area, we've got, I don't know how many Amazon warehouses we have of 18 billion square feet.
But that's why we're one of the first areas for drone deliveries when it starts.
Because it's a huge area of human beings that are using Amazon.
They've got great, huge warehouses of merchandise,
and they're able to just drone it to your house.
Oh, man, do I want that?
Do I, I, okay, Amazon Echo, I need toothpaste delivered to the backyard from the drone.
I mean, just that fast.
That's what I want.
That's going to be fantastic.
and one of the things that Google started,
Google Earth has created a way to see some people's homes.
Is that good?
I mean, thank you, I think.
And banks are cutting back on lending to the riskiest borrowers.
Is that what they're supposed to do?
I don't know.
I mean, I say, no, that's not what they're supposed to do
because I'm a riskiest borrower.
I'm a riskiest borrower.
When I come in there like a new.
Name?
Jeff Fisher, no.
But really, I just wanted to borrow it new.
I mean, I have a job.
No, thank you.
Sorry, we can't do that.
We can't pull that off for you.
Can't pull that off.
I wish we could.
Man, do we wish we could?
But we can't.
Sorry.
Wish we could.
Okay, so also today, oh, man.
Other news that we are excited about here in the Dallas
Metroplex is we are going to have a rally tonight in downtown Dallas that's going to bring people
together with love and happiness and the feeling of freedom here in Dallas.
Now Dallas police and even the mayor who I'm not real crazy about Rawlings, but he's even
said, you know, the police, we're not going to put up with it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
The rally in Boston, I think, was planned for at least weeks ago, five or six weeks ago.
So it's not really, it has now become part of the protest world, but it was planned a long time ago.
So then we have one in Houston.
That'll be great.
That'll be great.
So good luck.
We're going to have some fun in Texas tonight.
big fun in Texas tonight with the protest.
And you know what? Let's take them all down.
Take them all down. Put them in a big pile.
Just leave a big pile. Put them out in the middle of Kansas.
Just stack them up.
Don't stack them where you can see exactly what they are.
Just pile them up in a pile of rubble with a sign.
This was all the Confederate monuments around the country in one place.
The Confederacy.
Those treasonous bastards tried to break away from the United States of America.
At one point, people revered them.
We now put them in a pile of rubble.
I guess I would go see it.
Turned it into a tourist attraction.
I guess I would go see it.
The rubble of the Confederacy.
I mean, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
No?
You don't want to do that?
Listen, don't.
They're already changing names of schools.
And the story a month or so ago, right, in Washington or Oregon,
where they changed the schools because the last name of the school was Lynch,
Lynch Elementary and Lynch Middle School.
And they changed the names of those schools because people lynch, lynch!
Lynch!
It brought up horrible memories of my ancestors who were lynched.
What?
The person who donated the land and gave money to the county and the city was last name's lynch.
It had nothing to do.
Get over yourself.
Some cities are already doing a preemptive strike, and I guess good for them.
They're doing a preemptive strike of they don't want, you know, the protest and the rally.
So they're already, uh, A, like Baltimore, they just take them down.
Lights out.
Take down all the protests with at night.
time get rid of them wasn't there
nope but I remember
seeing the guy on the horse there
yesterday nope never was there
don't know what you're talking about
but other cities are saying hey look
we've got you know we've got
you know
Lee Elementary School
and we've got
Lynch Elementary School
and we've got other
racist school names we're already
taking that under advisement and we're going to have that
We're going to be brought up at the next city council meeting,
and we're going to, you know, we'll see what happened.
Okay.
So they don't want the trouble.
Look, don't, there's no reason to protest here.
We're already on it.
Don't protest in our cities.
We're already on it.
Okay.
Please.
Please.
Good news in the headlines, though, this week.
James Bond.
Daniel Craig said he's going to do another one.
they must have paid him $18 billion.
They kept going back to him.
No, I don't want to be James Bond.
Come on, I'll be James Bond.
No, I don't want to be James Bond.
We'll give you $18 billion.
All right.
I'll be James Bond one more time.
I mean, I'm willing to be James Bond for $18 billion.
You know what?
I'll do it for nine.
I know it's big of me, but I'll do it for,
I'll be the James Bond for nine.
Whatever you're paying, whatever you're paying James, I'll do it for a half.
What do you think?
Huh?
Come on now.
You know it'd be fun to do.
Good news from Chuckie Cheese, too.
Well, it's kind of good news and kind of sad news.
They're breaking up the band.
Chuckie Cheese is breaking up the band.
Now, if you have never been to a Chuckie Cheese, are you from America?
You know, upon stage they have the rat band.
I didn't say rap.
I said rat.
The rat band.
They're disbanding that.
You know, they'd come out and do songs and dance.
And they've got the...
Call it robotics, but in today's world, it's not really robotics.
But they're disbanding it.
I guess Chuck Echise says that kids today,
It doesn't really work for them.
You think?
I mean, I had a little, look,
Chuckie cheese is a fine place.
You go there, you know what you're getting.
You go there, you eat some pizza that's kind of okay.
You listen to the rat band.
Once an hour, some kid dresses up as Chuckie Cheese.
The rat comes out, gives everybody hugs,
dances around, goes back inside.
Then you run around and the kids run around and play,
And you go over and play games and win tickets, and you have to win 18,000 tickets to get one pencil.
You can pick out, but it's kind of cool the kids get to spend their tickets and get their little prizes.
And the good thing that's turkey does do, though, that's pretty impressive.
And they've done it for a long time.
I don't know if they've done it from the beginning or not, but certainly for the last 10 or 15 years,
where you go in and you, with your kids, and you get a stamp, the same stamp as your kid.
and your kid cannot leave
unless the adult
that they're with has the same stamp.
I love that.
I mean, that's a pretty smooth move.
Because you just want to go into Chucky Cheese
and let the kids run wild, right?
You don't want to pay attention to your kids
once you're in Chucky Cheese.
You're like, holy crap.
I'm either going to sit here and eat pizza and drink soda
or I'm going to go over and, you know,
play the bowling game and try to win tickets.
I shot 24 basketballs in the little basketball hoop.
I won three tickets.
Yay!
You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show.
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All right, so our man Alex Jones,
he's really struggling these days.
He wants people to pay attention to him desperately.
So the video was trending yesterday of him on the
streets of Seattle, hollering at people, trying to, he has, it was like a 14-minute
Twitter video that he posted.
And the first part of the video, he actually starts to make sense.
And I don't know if the medication hadn't kicked in or if the medication was still
already kicking in but not quite.
Or if he hadn't taken his medication at all and he was still okay until he reached a certain
point.
Because the first couple minutes of the video, he kind of makes sense.
and then somebody walks by and says,
Hey, F you!
And that set him off into a rage.
I mean, he chased the guy down
on the streets of Seattle, okay?
And he hollers, chases him down.
Anyways, cowards.
Want to get in people's faces.
Yeah, that's going, brother.
Somebody on the street.
I'll leave from Texas.
Good.
Just trying to expose the shit going on here.
We're trying to plunge the stock market.
They're flooding us with jihadis.
We're trying to take our country back.
TPP just seized control of our country.
Trump killed it.
And the CIA is going to
kill him on TV.
And these little trendy cowards
want to tell people like me,
F off, but they don't want to actually talk to my face.
Let's go.
God bless you, brother.
See what I mean?
And off he goes down the street.
All right?
Off he goes down the street.
Now he runs into a guy
that throws coffee on him
that they made a big deal on.
This is the guy that I think
makes you believe that the video is not real.
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Now, before we went away at the bottom of the hour for a few moments to pay the bills,
we were talking about Alex Jones and how he's got to be desperate, right?
He's got to be desperate.
And you watch the video and no one complained.
One of the, some of the tweets were asking the Seattle police if they've checked into it.
And they said there was no complaint.
So they, you know.
And the one police tweet said, well,
Could be an actor pretending to be Alex Jones.
Right.
Thank you, Seattle Police.
It was not an actor.
Shut up.
But he's on the streets of Seattle.
And he starts off, I mean, the first, really, the first minute or so, he was actually making sense.
And I thought, well, I kind of agree with what he was talking about.
And then off the rails.
One person walks by, F off, and he's chasing him down the street running.
And you can hear in the audio clip,
He had just got done running down the street, hollering at this guy.
And he turns around to go back, I guess, to the corner that they decided they were going to record from.
Right?
So he turns around.
That's he still from running after the guy.
Anyways, cowards.
Want to get in people's faces.
Yeah, how's it going, brother?
Good.
Just trying to expose the shit going on here.
We're trying to plunge the stock market.
They're flooding us with jihadis.
We're trying to take our country back.
TPP just seized control of our country.
Trump killed it. Right.
And the CIA said they're about to kill him on TV.
No, he didn't.
And these little trendy cowards want to tell people like me, F off, but then don't want
to actually talk to my face.
Let's go.
God bless you, brother.
How you do that.
A, dear Alex, Trump did not kill it.
Just so we're clear, okay?
He may have made an enhanced better deal because of his great negotiating skills, but it's
still, he did not kill it.
Uh, then he runs into some other guy that pours coffee on him.
And that's when you start to think the whole thing is made up.
Because it just didn't seem real.
It just didn't seem real.
I didn't make it through the entire 15 minutes.
Perhaps I should have.
After coffee boy, I couldn't take it.
That's why you're only getting one clip of Alex breathing heavy after chasing the guy down because,
oh, that's good.
I can't take it anymore.
Can't.
But then you find the.
There were tweets with stories of a guy called the ringmaster, Jake Stratton,
who was the guy that ran into him and threw coffee on him.
Uh, really?
Yes.
So, and he's known, according to city arts in Seattle,
he's known as Seattle's P.T. Barnum.
So the whole Alex Jones thing is a farce.
Just a farce.
It ain't real, although it's fun listening to him, breathing heavy, running people down the street.
F off!
F you!
Why don't you think he races him across the street, hollers at him, because it's pretty good stuff.
If you enjoy Dingleberry Alex Jones doing what Alex Jones does.
But it also says, he's really struggling.
Maybe he's struggling mentally.
It's been a tough year for him.
Maybe the network isn't quite doing as well as it was at one time.
People are aware that he's hawking supplements that they can get cheaper,
a lot cheaper other places and that really aren't true.
I mean, so he could be struggling financially.
So he's got to try to do stuff that will get people talking about him.
And it worked for me today because I'm talking about it.
him, but I'm also concerned about him.
He went out of his way with Milo Yippinopoulos or whatever his name is.
Went out of his way with Milo to get Glenn to talk about him.
I mean, they just, they ripped Glenn, they made fun of them, they ripped, both of them, ripped back and forth.
I mean, begging.
Well, you know, it didn't seem real.
It wasn't real.
It was just more like, we're going to rip, and so they talk about us.
I mean, bad.
Alex, I'm concerned about you, buddy.
Get some help.
Seriously.
And if you haven't taken your meds, take them.
And if you're taking too much of them, cut back.
All right, go back to the dock and change the dosage.
Okay?
Get help, man.
Get help.
Because some people care about you.
I'm not sure who those are.
Because, you know, the wife is through with you.
I guess the employees care about you for a paycheck.
That's it.
I mean, I'm sure that they're your friends.
Good news, though, coming from our institutions, our institutions of higher learning.
Because, look, it's not enough that we're able to say how bad racism is.
We need safe spaces at our universities.
We need to be able to everyone go to university and it be free.
We need to provide everyone with a higher learning education.
What we need more of is people finding ways to divide us on college campuses.
Right?
Right.
Just like Carla Erickson.
Carla is a self-described feminist ethnographer, right?
Is that how you say it?
Ethnographer?
Eh, nithnographer?
Eh, whatever, same thing.
Ethno, ethno.
Don't look at me like that with your little,
why can't you pronounce the words right?
Don't look at me like that.
You're pissing me off now.
Feminist, ethnographer.
You know, look, she studies people, okay?
You call it whatever you want to call it.
You can call it ethnographer.
You can call it ethnographer.
She studies people.
Or so she claims.
But she's going to provide a course in Iowa at the great Grinnell College,
who doesn't want to get a degree from Greenle College.
And if you have, you know, good for you.
She's going to provide a class on a...
whiteness.
Yes.
She's going to explore
whiteness as
a specific racial formation
with a distinct history,
provocative and defensive politics
and institutional and personal
investments.
American whiteness.
I mean, that could be a
Netflix show. I'll give you that.
Maybe an Amazon show.
American whiteness tonight.
Now,
They couldn't find a copy of how she's going to teach or what she's going to teach during this class,
but they did find one from a course in 2015.
And it's going to be great.
It's going to be great.
It's going to just criticize the idea of white people in general.
I can't wait.
I'm so sick of being a white guy.
I really am.
I'm sick of being a white guy.
It's going to facilitate a personal journey
towards a better understanding of how whiteness functions
in a racist nation.
Therefore, sincere attempts at working through whiteness
will be rewarded.
Yay!
Now, there's no word if you go to Grinnell College
that you're ever going to, you know, learn anything useful.
about, you know, maybe getting a job or, you know,
getting a degree in something that will help you.
But good luck.
Good luck getting a job here in America.
Did you, I see you've got a bachelor's degree.
It doesn't say what you have a bachelor's degree.
And I have a bachelor's degree in American whiteness.
Oh, okay.
Well, white on.
That's my new, that's what we should do.
white on right
hate white people
oh we got to find that
we've got to find that uh the clip from uh what's his face
from the black panthers i hate all white people
hate all crackers
yes we're fighting that we're playing that next
but oh okay mr mr big shot
there's a big shot okay fine
I found the pronunciation of the word for you to prove that you're a wrong
idiot go ahead
Ethnography
Well, first of all, it's
Ethnography
No, she's an ethnographer
Right?
And that's not ethno
It's what she does, right?
Ethnography.
Seriously, why are you employed at this place?
It's an ethnographer.
Ethnography.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show
On the Blaze Radio Network.
Fisher.
All right, whiteness.
Whiteness.
Teaching the feminist
ethographer.
Ethnographer.
I got it. Shut up.
I won't be able to say it right ever.
Ever.
I won't be able to do it now.
Sorry.
But she's teaching a special class
called
American whiteness.
Carla Erickson.
Professor Carla Erickson called American Whiteness.
And she's going to start each class with King Shamir Shibaz.
I hate white people.
All of them.
Every last iota of a cracker I hate it.
Welcome to American whiteness.
Today we'll be stuttering.
We'll be stuttering.
That's what we're going to be doing.
We're going to be stuttering through the class.
And I'll be telling you exactly how much I hate white people.
I hate all white people.
I mean, I, king, my main man.
Is that the only clip, just that little bit?
Because he goes on and talks about coming up, talks about white cracker babies.
And the whole clip is really good.
I mean, if we can get that before, I mean, I know we've only got three minutes,
but if we can find the rest of that clip, because after he gets done saying this,
I hate white people.
All of them.
Every last iota of a cracker I hate it.
That was in Philadelphia,
in front of a voting,
a voting area.
I don't know what election it was.
I mean, you talk about, you know what?
I'm going to go vote somewhere else,
or, you know, not today.
I was going to go in there and vote,
but you know what, not today.
Come on, honey, let's go down and vote.
I hate white people.
All of them.
Every last iota of a cracker, I hate it.
You know, we could probably go vote later.
We don't necessarily need to be around now.
We'll wait until King Shamir Shabazz takes a break.
We'll wait for that.
Otherwise, we're going to be listening to him and Professor Carla Erickson,
American Whiteness.
Hello, my name is Professor Carla Erickson.
Thank you for coming to American Whiteness.
First, I'd like to start out by saying
This
I hate white people
All of them
Every last iota of a cracker I hate it
Thank you
I want you to realize
All of you are here
That are white
You should hate yourselves
You suck
You suck, okay
Can't take it
Does it
Did we find the rest of that clip
from King Shabir Shabazz?
Shamir, Shemal.
All right.
That's fine.
We'll move on from American whiteness
because I'm just going to get angry
and then I'm going to get angry
because King,
I'm going to keep hearing King saying this to me.
I hate white people.
All of them.
Every last iota of a cracker, I hate him.
See?
And then I get mad.
Then I get mad because it drives me insane.
So we'll just put.
move on. We'll move on to my favorite tweet of the week from David Crosby.
You remember David Crosby. Crosby Stills is Nash, the birds in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with both of those bands.
Crosby stills Nash and Young and the birds.
When asked on his Twitter account at David Crosby, Ted Nugent recently said political correctness is keeping him out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Do you agree?
David Crosby replied, no.
Oh, the A-hole just isn't good enough.
That's my favorite real tweet of the week.
And my favorite fake tweet of the week comes from Hillary Clinton.
Although I doubt that it's from Hillary Clinton.
That's why I'm calling it a fake tweet.
It says Hillary Clinton on the Twitter account.
Okay?
But I'm guessing that it's not from her.
because the tweet is
I've known Debbie Wasserman Schultz
for years and consider her a good friend
her impending
suspicious suicide will weigh heavy on me
come on now
I don't care who you are that's funny
no it's not Jeff
it's not funny at all
you're talking about the Clintons
and those murders that aren't
and now you're talking about Debbie Waser & Show.
It's committing suicide.
It's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
That is.
Yes, it is.
It's damn funny.
It's a fake tweet.
Go ahead and laugh.
White person.
This is the Jeff Fisher show.
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The experiment was a success.
Begin Life Force reboot program.
Now.
Stand clear.
Life signs.
stable.
It's alive.
Set it loose.
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Common, I'm coming.
Ah, I'm down.
Everybody's on me.
I flustered today, this new studio.
I've got this new little desk thing going on.
I've got, look, this is how frustrating my life is right now.
Yesterday, I said, that's it.
I'm like the fattest man on the planet.
I've got to stop.
I got to go back to simpletelose.com.
I've got to go back to my metaphast plan.
I've got to lose weight again.
I've got to stop gaining weight.
I've got to stop ballooning out.
I don't want to go on my 600-pound life, not really.
I don't want to go see Dr.
Last name starts with the K.
I don't want to go see him in Houston.
Okay.
I don't want to hang around other 600 pound people.
Well, I mean, I don't care about that really, to be honest with you.
That doesn't bother me.
But I just don't want to be that person.
So I was got to be good.
Stop eating crap.
I've got to eat right.
Get back on the plan.
Okay?
then I did felt good it came in today strong looking forward and I figured I'd have a strong weekend
of eating right to being good and strong weekend of that and then plowing through into the week
so that I could get here and not have to struggle and just be good to go because once you get
a couple days under your belt you're good and strong don't look at me like that don't look
like that yes eating right I'll lose some weight
Feel, why are you laughing?
So then I come in today, this is the struggles I have in my life.
I come in today, there's a box of these beautiful donuts that are made with love from some human being.
That are made with beautiful frosting and glaze and they're big.
How can I survive?
I mean, I said no.
I have up to this point
I have said no
I walk out of the room
for a couple minutes
there at the top of the hour
while you're getting your news from the
network
I come back
they're sitting on the counter in this room
I hate all white people
every eye
out of a cracker I hate
are you kidding me
get them out of here
why
Why are you doing this to me?
I even said earlier, and I can't.
I'm on my, I got a strong, I'm on a mental thing,
I got to get this thing right, I got to get back on track,
I got to start, I got to stop feeling like I'm the fattest man on the planet.
Oh, I'll just leave this box of donuts here on the desk right in front of you when he's gone.
So when he comes back, he'll have to say yes.
Why?
Okay, one, today, there, Chris.
you're pissing me off with the whole pronunciation thing.
Two, you've left your little box of donuts in here.
Let's tempt you.
Let's see how you make it, fat man.
Let's put these beautiful donuts right here next to you.
And see if you can say no.
Three strikes, you're out.
Three strikes, man.
You are gone.
I can't take it.
But I have said no, I'm strong.
I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling good.
I'm still, I'm just under 800 pounds, it feels like.
But I'm feeling good.
Dr. Kay in Houston, I'm with you.
Cut the calories.
Now, his big deal is he doesn't even care about what food you eat to begin with.
He's just like, cut your calories.
Live on 1,300 calories.
calories a day doesn't matter.
Now, 30, donor calories is like a donut half.
I can't live on just a donut half during the day.
And that's what happens.
See, that's what happens.
Then I see the box donuts.
I go, oh, well, you know, I just have one.
Because it looks so good.
And just one, one's not going to kill you.
Right, I already had my manifest bar.
Water, one donut's not going to kill you.
It's not the one donut.
The one donut doesn't kill you.
It's the feeling of, well,
I had a donut, so I might as well just have this burger and fries too.
And I had a donut, so why, yes, I'll take a chocolate shake.
You can't, no.
Can't.
So, there's a story this week on a product called Movie Pass.
Why I did not know this existed, I have no idea.
Now, the story is that they're making it cheaper.
Okay?
They want to make it cheaper.
They've sold some to some to some investors.
Mitch Lowe has the company that he wants to lower the price on movie pass.
Now, Lowe, I mean, he's really struggling in his life, early investor in Netflix,
and, you know, was the CEO of a Red Box.
So, I mean, there's a couple of, I mean, those businesses suck.
Right?
Wow, are you dumb?
Okay, so, and he's, you know, so the movie pass has been out since 2011.
And that was like 50 bucks a year.
So for 50 bucks a year, I can go to any movie I want as much as I want.
Okay.
50 bucks a year
I get to go
And they have obviously
They have some restrictions
You know like you can
You can see a movie a day
And you can't see the same movie twice
Something like that
Some of these risks
Okay
I spend 50 bucks
Taking my kids to a movie
You can't walk into a movie theater
Without dropping 50 bucks
Well at least
You mean 20
And you can't
Maybe they ought to work out a deal
Crazy best, then, you know, like you get one free soda or something, because it's not the tickets.
I know they make a big deal out of the ticket prices have gone up dramatically in the past 10 years.
You know what's gone up is the food.
On top of which, now they don't have the little thing over to the side.
Now you walk in and they've got, hello, a giant popcorn machine and ice cream and sodas and food.
And it's all only a million dollars.
And it's right there in front of you.
And guess what?
You've got to have, I mean, you have to be in the right frame of mind not to buy any of that food.
And every kid in America is not in the right frame of mind.
You as an adult, maybe in the right frame of mind.
Bring your children.
They are not in the right frame of mind.
So, I mean, it's almost a punishment to them.
We're going to the movies and you're not getting anything.
You're going to stick this water in your pocket and we're walking into the theater.
Shut up.
But, Daddy, all I wanted is a little.
popcorn and some Skittles and a soda.
Shut up.
We're going to the movies.
So you go to the movies and you spend
10 bucks a ticket.
And then a box of Skittles is
eight bucks.
It's actually probably like five bucks.
I don't even know what it is anymore because I just
give them the card.
Whatever is.
You know, if you purchase an extra,
a large extra soda on that, you get 10%
off. Whatever.
Go ahead.
Yeah, the kids just want a box of popcorn and meet him.
Well, you know, if you get an extra large, we'll throw in a small soda.
Okay, whatever.
I'll only be $800.
We saved you $250.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Whatever.
Just go to the movie.
Then they have the movie theaters that you order food at, that you go ahead and sit down.
The one thing that they do do do with those theaters that I do love is your reserve seat.
You don't have to get there early?
You have a place to sit.
So you get there in time for the movie, and that's your seat.
I love that.
I love that.
However, another example of, go to the movies, 12 bucks a seat.
No problem.
Go to the movies.
Sit down.
Yes, I'd like that pizza.
I'd like the chocolate shake and maybe the fries and some onion rings.
And then bring me some frozen hot chocolate.
at the end. It'll be $925.
I mean, okay.
I mean, the movie's only $12 to see. Yeah, I know.
But then you've got, you know, Lizzie bringing you food throughout the whole thing that costs another.
Just put it on the card. It's all just, just all together.
No, I want that guy over there to pay for it. That's what I want.
So if I can't watch the new movies at my home, which I believe I should be able to,
I hope that Mitch Lowe, former Netflix, former Redbox, now of Movie Pass.
How about you work on this where you get the movies to be streamed to my home,
Zoom movies?
How about that?
I have been talking about it for years.
I heard some talk from one of the big wigs from cable or movies or whoever talking about it.
And they're talking, well, probably wouldn't work because we'd have to check.
charge more money. It would work.
I'm going to the movies now spending $150 to see a damn movie so I can have
onion rings and a fries throughout the movie.
Don't forget about the caramelized chocolate shake along with the frozen hot chocolate.
Okay. I won't.
You know, the pizzas smelled really good down the row.
Why don't you get one of those too? Okay.
All right. Whatever.
So, just won't put it on one card?
No.
You'll break it up into five cards.
So if they're going to charge me, $40?
$50?
Dude at the house?
If the movie theaters are all wound up about it, give them a week.
One week.
Brand spanking new movie, grand opening at the theaters, you get one week.
One week.
Or seven days or ten days.
or whatever it is.
And then after that,
open the floodgates.
I get to watch it at my home
for 30 bucks or 40 bucks if I want.
If I don't want to go see it at the theater
for $12 plus $850 worth of food.
What do you think?
However, movie pass, why didn't I?
I mean, for 50 bucks a month, 50 bucks a year, right?
It wasn't a month, right?
It was 10 bucks a year on 295.
Subscriptions they want to start a movie pass,
plans to drop the price,
subscriptions to $9.95.
The fee will let customers get into one showing
every day at any theater in the U.S.
that accepts debit cards.
I wonder if they accept debit cards.
Trust me.
Every theater I go to accepts debit cards
because that's how they get paid their $950
for the pizza and the onion rings.
Movie Pass will pay the price.
Does movie theater struggle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, but it's a year, right?
It's not, it's not, uh, 9.95 a month.
It was 50 a month.
Okay.
So now you're, I mean, that's a little money.
But, I mean, you go see what?
Two movies a weekend?
That's worth it.
I mean, you've made your money back.
Well, worth it.
And maybe you go see one at night during the week.
At one time, I mean, a big time movie goer like that.
I haven't been anymore because I spend $3 million on cable and streaming apps to watch entertainment at my home.
But I'd spend $10 a month.
That's a good deal, $10 a month because then you only have to see what, a movie a weekend make your money back.
That's a good deal.
Make it.
Hey, Mitch, here's an idea for you.
Look, there's no off switch on genius.
You know that.
And I can't turn it off.
But maybe you make it $15 or $20 a month.
and you provide them with a soda, right, a refill soda, movie pass.
You get the movie past, the movie pass, what do they call those?
The Yeties.
The movie past Yeti, right?
Come on now.
I know, I know, I know.
Look, Mitch, you're welcome.
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So anyway, movie pass.
We were on the movie passes.
And I want to, you know, I would just want to be able to watch it at my home.
Really?
It's all I want.
I want to be able to watch it at my home.
And I want the cable companies to provide a way that I can, if I'm, if I have someone who has the same cable company and I see a show that I want someone to watch, I should be able to send an alert to that person and say, hey, watch this show.
And so when you open up your cable box, the alert comes on and says, you've got a message from box.
number ABBBBBBBB, B, B, B, B, B, B, D, Dash, Dash, Dash, Dash, Fischer.
And you can either accept it or deny it.
And if I accept it, it tells me, hey, watch this show.
And I can either accept and deny that.
I want to be able to do that, and I want to be able to watch the new shows at my home.
That's all.
That's all I want to do.
And that may be a reason why Amazon now is protected to be well over cable and satellite providers soon.
I mean, they're like 79 million now,
and you've got, what, 90 million U.S. households?
Netflix surpasses all the major cable providers in the U.S. already.
All the major cable providers have about 48 million, almost 49 million.
Netflix has over 50 million.
I mean, and then worldwide, Netflix is what, 100 million?
That's a pretty good business.
and Amazon Prime?
That's a pretty good business.
And what are they doing?
Amazon Prime and Netflix?
They take all the good people
or they just throw money at them and say,
hey, be creative for us.
Be creative for us.
And all the creative people go,
okay.
I can be creative over here
for $2 million.
I can be creative over here
for $10 million.
dollars, which one will I take?
Which one will I take?
I really like being over here with the $2 million people,
but I think I'm going to like it a lot more over here with the $10 million people.
So see you later, $2 million people.
Pretty soon, they're not going to be $2 million people anymore.
I'm going to be $0 people.
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I hate all white people.
I owe it up a cracker.
Thank you, King.
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You know, I don't know about you, but there have been, I've held some jobs that I did not
like at all, Sam I am.
And I held them for a short period of time.
And because I needed to, I don't know, eat and I needed to, I don't know, keep a roof
over my head.
I didn't want to be homeless.
I wanted to have some kind of food, some kind of roof over my head.
and so I got a job.
I've told the story before.
I mean, I went to the unemployment office once in my life.
And I remember going in there and going to the back
and filling out the paperwork and looking at their computers.
And I know it's done differently now.
This was a thousand years ago.
But, and I remember looking for the jobs and writing down, you know,
what I could do and what I was doing.
And turning around, there was this four or five lines of people
waiting to talk to these people at the unemployment office.
I'm like, I was going to get a job.
job.
The hell, I can't take this place.
And I did.
So, I mean, it's hard for me to believe that you just, if you find a place that's
less than desirable, you don't just move on.
But according to this study, 3,66 U.S. workers, a study by the RAND Corporation,
Harvard Medical School, and the University of California in Los Angeles, nearly one in
five workers say they face a hostile or threatening environment at work.
Can you believe that?
Do you believe that people get threatened at work?
I mean, if people would just do their jobs, they wouldn't get threatened.
It's real simple.
If people wouldn't leave boxes of donuts sitting around when the fat man said don't do it,
they wouldn't have their jobs threatened.
It's real easy.
Now, that includes, of course, sexual harassment and bullying.
Workers who have to face customers endure a disproportionate share of abuse.
Really?
Isn't that part of customer service?
Of course, some customers you get treated like crap.
That's what it is.
There's also customers that treat you nice.
And you're happy on those days when the customer treats you nice.
I can't tell you the number of times because it never happens.
I can't tell you the number of times that people have said,
oh, it's so nice to have someone say thank you and smile today.
It's just been a rough day.
A lot of people have been complaining.
Yeah, I can understand that since that's your job.
Nearly 55% say they face unpleasant and potentially hazardous conditions.
Well, unpleasant and hazardous are two different things.
Unpleasant conditions?
You don't like the way you've got to go to work.
You don't like where you work at.
You move on hazardous conditions.
I mean, hopefully you're getting paid, a hazard pay.
One job I had was running a jackhammer knocking down brickwork.
walls eight hours a day, that job sucked.
And it was also hazardous as I was climbing up on scaffolding and pulling up that damn
60 to 80 pound jackhammer.
Hated that freaking job all day.
Knocking down brick wall.
Hated that job.
The guy that gave me the job, though, was a great guy.
Owned the construction company from Alabama.
I loved him, and he was a really nice man, and he took care of me.
And I mean that with all my heart.
He was good.
He saved me because I was broke and I needed a job and I needed and he gave me a job.
And he fronted me some money to get work boots and a helmet.
And so I worked for him longer than I probably would have had it been anyone else.
Because he gave me the job of the construction.
That's what I did.
I ran a jackhammer and knocked down walls.
They were redoing a whole complex of buildings.
And, you know, his company had the bid.
He was a really nice man.
And if I could remember his name, I would tell you.
But I can't.
But at the time, he saved me.
At the time, he saved me.
And, and, but I knew at the time, about a month in,
four floors up on scaffolding,
knocking down walls and then moving scaffolding and then carrying jackhammers around.
About a month in, I was like, you know what,
this ain't going to be around much longer.
Okay?
because it's unpleasant and potentially hazardous.
Okay.
I mean,
I never forget,
it was raining and cold one morning
and the guy came to pick me up
because I didn't have a car.
He was going to pick me up to go to the job.
And he banging on my door,
my one-bedroom apartment
on Madeira Beach, Florida.
Hurry up, we're late.
You're late.
Because I'm going back to bed.
That job is over for me.
I'll drop off the helmet and the paperwork another time.
But it ain't happening now.
Take care.
A nice day.
And then I, amazingly, went and found another job.
But I had a couple extra bucks in my pocket to be safe for a couple weeks
because I didn't want to do the unpleasant and potentially hazardous job anymore.
That jacking was.
sucked. I remember
the guy I worked with
he was a big time
big time biker guy. I mean he was funny.
He was really funny and he was a good guy to know and if I could
remember his name I'd tell you.
That wasn't the two.
We just worked a drink.
That's what we did.
Names were unimportant at the time.
You're working to get the job
to get the job originally
you got to show up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and get picked. Okay?
So if you don't get picked, have a nice day.
Take a hike.
All right.
So what happens is people quit, right?
So you go back every day until you get picked.
And then once you picked, the job is yours.
You continue the job until they either say you suck and they fire you or you quit.
I mean, that's just the way they hired people at the time.
And I remember after the first day, they put me to work with some guy working up in the corner,
tearing out, tearing out insulation and wires and some of the drop,
down ceilings in this building.
He was horrible and we didn't get very much done
because I wasn't sure what we were supposed to be doing.
And I remember the, whatever his title was,
but he was in charge of the work site.
And he came up to me and said,
you work like that again.
You work like that again, big boy tomorrow.
I'm going to fire your ass.
So I came in the next day and he puts me to work with this older guy
and three or four other people.
We'll come to find out the older guy as the owner.
Okay?
And the owner's there from Alabama.
He's going to be there for a few days,
and he's just working around seeing what has to be done and checking it out.
So I work with the owner.
Of course, the owner falls in love with Mua.
And, I mean, he, you know, I worked up.
He gave me some money.
I got, you know, for work boots because I was, you know,
working in bougie old tennis shoes.
And, you know, I mean, I needed a job.
I needed to work.
I needed to put food in my...
I was broke, man.
Walking everywhere.
I was broke.
I needed that job.
And so he was very kind to me.
But the day job was, you know, if you don't show up,
they picked somebody else that morning.
You're out there by six.
The crowd of people standing outside by the gate.
You.
I've been here three days, three days.
Okay, come on.
It took me two.
First day I didn't get picked.
I was so pissed.
I remember standing there going, that's it.
That's it for today.
And I was like, but I'm here.
What are you?
Nah, you come back tomorrow.
I'm here now, though, can I?
I'm back tomorrow.
Fine.
When I came to, he was the guy in charge of the site,
this big, he was a big white boy from Alabama.
That lion, who's a big old,
I have a big boy, come on.
I hate all white people.
Every eye, owed him a cracker.
Anyway, every job is 55.
percent say they face unpleasant, potentially hazardous conditions.
Whatever.
Nearly three quarters say they spend at least a fourth of their time on the job in intense
or repetitive physical labor.
Now, according to one of the lead authors, Nicole Mastas, a Harvard medical school economist,
well, I was surprised at how physically demanding jobs were.
Worry you?
Worry you, Miss Harvard?
Oh, you mean those construction jobs, people actually work physical labor?
Yeah.
Yeah, they do, Miss Economist.
You know, the economy that you look at every day in your little paperwork about those factory jobs and stuff?
Yeah, those people are working.
Physical labor.
You know, the roads you drive on?
Yeah, those were made from physical labor.
I was surprised at how physically demanding jobs were.
Thank you, Harvard Medical School economist.
Telecommuting is rare.
78% say they are required to be present in their workplace during working hours.
That's changing pretty fast, though.
Especially if you become a person that nobody wants to see.
They're pretty easy at saying,
Why don't you just work from home?
Oh, okay.
Good idea.
So that's a little tip for me.
Become the person that nobody wants around.
Do the job good, but just become the person
that nobody wants around so they want you to.
Why don't you just work from home?
Oh, man, I wish I had a thought of that.
38% say their jobs offer good prospects for advancement.
That's probably even lower in today's world, man.
Good luck.
About half say they work on.
their own time to meet the demands of their job.
I mean, really, that means that that's part of your job, right?
If you're on salary, that's your job.
Just do your freaking job.
Shut up.
Is that harassment?
Is that bullying?
Is that a threatening work environment?
We appreciate you doing your job.
Shut up.
Be happy.
Be happy you have a job.
I think that's one of my most hated phrases.
is if an employer were to ever say that to me personally,
I would walk out right then.
Immediately.
Be happy you have a job here.
You know what?
No.
No.
You be happy I work for you.
Have a nice day.
I freaking hate that.
Now, there's been plenty of places that I've worked for
where you've kind of,
they have that feeling.
and they, you feel like they feel like be happy you have a job,
be happy you work for us and we've employed you,
but they never tell it to you.
It is a belief of theirs and it's all an underlying between the lines kind of thing,
but they don't actually say it.
Because if they actually said it, more people would be, uh, no.
Have a nice day.
But since they just put it between the lines people put up with it,
which is kind of sad in itself, actually.
In many cases, less educated workers endure tougher working conditions.
Less educated.
Is that right, Harvard economists?
I can't believe how physically demanding jobs were.
Less educated workers endure tougher working conditions.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not the economist from Harvard School of Law.
76% of men with college degrees.
Take a break whenever they want to.
68% of men without degrees spend at least a fourth of their time moving heavy loads.
Write your own jokes.
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Earlier this week we received news that Martin Giles,
probably the best newsman in America passed away.
He was 80 years old.
Martin Giles.
I worked with Martin for a lot of years in Tampa.
And he was fantastic.
And he taught me a couple of things.
And my favorite thing that was learned by Martin Giles
probably 20 years ago now
is that we were coming back from a break
and the news sounder was playing.
And I looked up and the newsroom was where I was,
and then there was a talk studio,
and then there was the newsroom.
So it was like three windows down.
But you could see the whole newsroom.
And here comes Martin through the doorway walking.
And it's a long newsroom.
So he's just walking up to the news booth.
And I'm talking in the talkback.
Let's go.
News Southern Roll, let's go.
And Martin is not walking at all.
I mean, not hurrying at all.
And he gets in the newsroom, turns on his mark.
You know, Martin Giles, News Radio 970 WFLA, and he throws it to the traffic, and then he shuts his mic off, and he goes, I never run to the microphone.
You run to the microphone, you get here winded.
People would rather hear professional once I turn on the microphone.
And he turns his mic back on and does the news.
I love the man.
I love the man.
I never run to the microphone.
I love Martin Giles.
very sad that he died.
He was an amazing man.
He also did a great story.
How much time do I have?
I'd love to tell my...
I can't tell the bubble of the Love Spunge story.
Gosh darn it.
But Martin Giles was the start of my bubble of the Love Spunge fight.
And someday I'll tell you that story.
Pretty good one.
But Martin Giles, 80, passed away this past week.
Rest and peace, Martin.
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Sorry that proves that it's not my fault.
I knew it.
I was told in the break that a certain microphone off to my right is the best microphone in the studio.
All right.
So we're going to test, and I'll take the little condom off of this one.
All right.
So the one I've been using is this microphone right here, right?
American whiteness.
Now this one is the one that this one over here says it says it says it better mic.
American whiteness.
Ooh, I like the way that's processed better.
You're right.
Why am I using this piece of crap?
What is this?
Why am I using this?
This is like a...
It's new and shiny.
Sometimes new and shiny isn't better.
Other times,
old and gray is better.
I'm going to use this, Mike.
What the heck?
Now I've got to move everything out of the way
with these damn new desks.
There's going to be crap falling here,
so be ready.
Don't touch anything.
I'm going to sit over here.
A little easier
I guess I could sit over here and just
Hey
How's the processing on this mic?
Wait a minute
What about this mic here?
There's a third mic which is
There's a third mic which is number one
Hello
American whiteness
Oh that even sounds better
American whiteness
American whiteness
Wow
American whiteness
I hate all white people
American whiteness
I hate all white people.
Who I like to do that sounds.
American whiteness.
I hate all white people.
That one doesn't sound too bad.
Not as good as this one, though.
Even with the condom.
I hate all white people.
It misses something with the condom, though.
All right.
This doesn't have control, right?
This one doesn't have the control.
So if we
Oh, let's do stereo
This one has control
Oh, they're all on
Nice
Do we get any echoing
With them all on?
Hello,
American whiteness
I ain't all white people
I like the way that sounds
All right
Let's leave them all three on
I like that
Let's sit this back a little bit
This is over here
Oh, where's the camera when you need it?
I like this look
Whoa!
Oh, shoot
I just just
spilled my soda.
On the new stuff.
Oh, man, it's going to be so bad.
So I got to hate these arms.
They're all over the place.
I'm sure you leave the mics on now that I spill stuff everywhere.
No, you can leave them on.
Leave them off.
Holy.
Holy.
I got to wipe up Coke Zero everywhere.
Oh, man.
He's going to be so bad.
Look, it's not my fault.
All right?
It's not my fault.
I was trying something new.
checking processing on stories
and I spilled on the story
I was going to use too
oh now it's on my computer
oh no
this is why we can't have nice things
this is why we can't have nice things
is exactly right
don't make me turn this station wagon around
don't you have a board to run
out of here
all right that's better I think
where I put my soda
because I'll kick it over again
oh here it is
who is still ice cold do
I just opened it
I didn't drink that much
much of it, though, there's a lot missing.
It's a good thing that the head guy,
Rob, our chief engineer,
he was here earlier, but he's not here now.
Don't tell him, whatever you do.
Don't tell him.
The good thing about Coke Zero, though, I have learned.
I have learned over the years about spilling into equipment.
Not because of me spilling into equipment, by the way.
That it's the liquids with sheds,
that kill the boards.
Or like if you have coffee with cream and sugar in it and you spill it on a, oh, doomed.
It'll eat through all the wires you're, I mean, you've got to pull out the whole console.
But if you just spill like Coke Zero or water, you can pull the consoles out and dry them off
and it won't eat through them and dissolve them.
And it still should be able to use them for a little while.
But the Coke Zero is fine too because there's no sugar.
That's not bad.
you know one time
when Glenn Beck
was just starting his network
when Glenn Beck was just starting his
network there was
we were on like 30 stations or something
I think
and I used to drink coffee in the studio
and I had the coffee up above these delays
that there were delay boxes
and I didn't know that the delay boxes
were actually running the network through the delay boxes
back to the
back to the satellites
so I spilled
I spilled coffee one morning, and I spilled the, and it spills on the shelf.
And if you want to talk about seeing things in slow motion, I watch the coffee, go over this ledge and drop on these delay units that had lights on them.
And I mean, the coffee was like, three delay units.
All the lights off, dark, fried out.
That's the way you shut down a network.
Man, you can shut down 30 to 50 stations like that with a cup of coffee.
And he just knew that something was going on in the other room.
I just told him, keep talking.
She shut up.
What's going out of there?
Nothing.
Don't worry about just keep talking.
Everything's fine.
We were back on the air like a 10 minutes.
So I know how to spill things in the studio.
Don't give yourself.
And then there was, no, I won't tell you that story.
I had a guy at work for me that was sick and barfed all over the board.
Oh, man.
I hated to fire him for that.
Hated to fire him for that.
What are you going to do?
You have to.
All right.
So anyway.
In between the before I started.
Which one?
I'm not using this one?
All right.
I don't like to use this one though because then I don't have control.
And then it's going to throw out, like this podcast is going to sound so much better.
When you're listening to hour number three, you're going to say, oh my gosh.
Did Jeff just wake up to do a sexy commercial?
Yes, he did.
Thanks for listening.
We're going to be talking food porn.
I knew that it wasn't my fault.
Okay, I just got done telling you that, you know, teasing.
They'll bring in, hold on.
Okay, there we go.
Better.
Amazing, these bars adjust up and down, back and forth, left and right.
It's an amazing feature of the microphone stand.
So I've been struggling, and I told you that early about struggling.
And then, you know, one of the, you know, one of my employees that works here,
for the show and house with the show
and usually does a pretty good job,
but today is not that day.
And he brought in his donuts.
Just try, I'm in a good place.
And he sets his damn donuts in here.
It's not be crazy.
However, okay?
You know what we live in?
We live in the obisogenic environment.
That's what we live in, okay?
How the food industry is conspiring to make me
fat. That's
fact.
Fact.
We live in
the obisogenic
environment.
Yeah. Obesogenic
environment.
Now, you know
why it's that way? Because we don't provide a set of rules
to ensure easy and equitable
access to healthy, affordable food.
The evidence is mounting
that some foods, particularly those
high in fat, salt and sugar,
are not easy to resist.
Amen.
Food addiction actually shares common brain activity with alcohol addiction.
These high-fat, high-sugar foods also tend to be cheap and readily available
and strongly linked with chronic disease.
Wait what?
This unhealthy food culture permeates society, something we have explored through research.
Our current food environment sets us up for healthy food choice failure.
Yet when we overeat and weight gain ensues, society is there to dole out blame and shame for our crime.
Right.
Right.
Blame and shame for unhealthy behaviors occur because obesity is often framed as an issue of personal responsibility.
Right.
It's not my fault.
We live in an obisogenic environment.
It's not my fault
It's set up
It's not easy to
It's entrapment
What it is
It's entrapment
It's food
Entrapment
The idea of committing the crime
Came from law enforcement officers
Rather than the defendant
Oh man, shut up
I'll start
To tick me off here
All right
Food Environment versus you
Let's reframe the food debate
Not everyone's going to fall victim
to this environmental entrapment,
but we have enough evidence to know that
while people are aware of the dangers
of over-consuming energy-dense,
nutrient-poor foods,
healthy eating is not easy.
I mean, fact.
Duh.
And
so what's the danger of
over-consuming energy-dense, nutrient-poor foods?
I don't know.
Mr. Obesogenic Environment Liver?
Our modern food environment is not reflective of current recommendations for good health
or for protecting ourselves against diseases such as cancer,
nor is it supportive of health within populations that are most at risk like children
or those experiencing food insecurity.
Tonight at 8 on the Blaze Television Network.
Are you experiencing food insecurity?
Do you know you're living in an obisogenic environment?
Can reframing the issue around environmental entrapment
help to mobilize public support for healthier food environments?
If nothing else, it may start a conversation about the quality of our food supply.
We have more food than anywhere else in the world.
I mean, that's what makes America great.
You go to any store, it is a plethora of food.
hundreds if not thousands of choices.
It is personal responsibility.
You decide.
I like the way it sounds when I'm being entrapped.
I like the way that sounds.
I like the way that it's part of,
look, the brain activity is alcohol addiction too.
And I believe that.
And of course, look,
it's a food addiction, right?
I mean, that's what it is.
And it's, you know, some people, you know, you feel bad about eating the half gallon of ice cream.
And you get so depressed and you shouldn't eat the half gallon of ice cream.
Now I'm just going to gain weight.
I'm getting fatter.
I shouldn't be eating the half gallon of ice cream.
I'm so depressed I'm going to eat some more ice cream.
I mean, that's what happens.
I got it.
I know.
That's how we live in an obisogenic environment.
Are you going to stop having ice cream is my choice?
Damn you if you think you're going to make that happen.
No, you are not.
You are not.
I want to have that choice.
Okay.
Now, I realize that because it's my choice,
and if you take personal responsibility,
you get locked into the...
If you gain weight, gluttony sloth,
the lack of willpower is all on you.
You, fat piece of...
garbage. We hate you. We know that you're living in your obesity-genic environment. I have a big
fan of obesagetic environments, by the way. Now I've become a huge fan of it. I love the idea that
now we're restructuring and so nothing is anyone's fault. It's not your fault. There is no personal
responsibility. Am I a fan of saying, yeah, it's not my fault? You're damn right I am. I want to believe
that being me is not my fault.
I want to believe that.
I want to believe that it's because of the obesitygenic environment
that I'm 800 pounds.
But guess what?
It's not.
It's the, man, I shouldn't have eaten that half gallon of ice cream.
I'm so depressed.
Now I'm going to get fatter.
I'm so depressed.
I'm going to eat more ice cream because I'm so depressed.
And now I'm going to get fattered.
Ah!
Now I've got to have more ice cream.
I mean,
That's the way it works.
I know.
I know that.
So that's why I'm in a good place right now.
And the next person that brings a box of donuts in this room will die.
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all right so the eclipse is coming up on money
originally I can't believe my wife is so
enamored with the eclipse
but she bought the filter for her camera
and she's ready she talked about going up
you know driving for hours to where the eclipse is coming over
to go camping to see the eclipse
I mean I guess I could be concerned about that
now that I think about that no really I'm driving to see the eclipse
but so she buys a round of these eclipse filters
and the glasses and stuff, and it comes.
You know, I don't know, you know, Amazon box.
Of course.
I mean, it's almost like, I ordered these glasses
and they're going to, the clip glasses are going to come,
and they're at the front door.
So not even, I mean, I even think about them being fake,
being anything, we open up the box, we looked at them,
we put them on, I put them out in the house,
and it's, you know, dark, it's like you're blind.
They take them off, I go outside, immediately, okay, there's the sun,
I put them on, I look directly at the sun.
Not even, I mean, not a second thought.
My kids are standing there.
We're just looking directly at the sun.
And they work.
Thank God.
Because, I mean, there's the, I mean, the firing orb of fire in your face.
Now, at any second, had they not worked.
Oh, these are the eclipse glass that I look up.
My retinas could have been burned.
Not even think, I even think about that.
So she orders some more
And I don't know why.
Look,
I stopped asking questions
and I know that she told me
why she ordered the other
glasses.
But if I ask why she ordered them now,
she'll know that I wasn't listening
the first time.
Okay?
So just go with...
She ordered a second box.
And she opened up, we looked at them,
but there was no need to try them
because we already tried the first round.
Now, they're different.
they're not as good
or they're not as sturdy
these other ones are I mean they're like
Ray bands man they're great
these are some of come with
some of the cardboard ones and stuff
you know so they you know you hold them and stuff
and
immediately not long after that we find out you know that they're
selling wrong ones they haven't been accredited yet
and so I mean right off the bat Amazon
sends an email oh those aren't accredited
we've refunded your money
go ahead and now we just
dispose of those.
Uh, no.
Uh, no, we're going to test those out today.
Right in the backyard.
Kids.
Retta burning time.
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Thanks for listening.
All right, looking for something to do this weekend.
I've come, I guess there's a reptile show in town.
might take the kids to that. Hey, look at that great snake, huh? Can we get one? No. Hey, look at that
iguana. Look how far they can jump. It can jump from the back of the couch to your lap.
Scare the crap out of you. Oh, that'd be great. That's great. I'm not big on reptiles,
although they're fun. I might take them to the reptile. It's called Repticon. I might have to
take the kids to Repticon. However, this couple has come up with a great idea of something that you
could start doing. Now, obviously, you know, the wedding crashers, you know, there have been movies
about it, but this couple is doing the same thing. You don't necessarily crash the entire wedding.
You just crash the reception. Let's go to the reception. Now, this couple crashed a reception,
and they partied all night long, and they just kept missing everyone. Everyone would ask the question,
like, do you know who they are? Oh, they're a friend of, okay, everybody thought they were a friend of the
others. And then they just left a note at the end of the night saying, hey, sorry we showed up
uninvited, but, you know, we just wanted to have some fun and we dance. They danced with everybody.
It wasn't like they were wrecking anything. They just danced and ate and drank for free.
And they left a little, so sorry, you know, everything, help everything goes well.
Have fun. God bless. And now the wedding people actually want to meet them.
Because they left a note and they said, oh, that was a wonderful thing.
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Thank you.
And I was thinking, you know, that would be fun.
Looking for something to do.
Just go to the reception.
You know people are getting married.
You see the wedding and you just, you don't have to go to the wedding.
You might pull up and talk to somebody going to the wedding and say, hey, so Joan, right?
Getting married.
How silly, it's Mary.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Mary.
and boy, Mary is marrying Johnny, silly.
Yeah, Mary and Johnny.
Yeah, yeah.
So the reception is right after?
Well, yeah, we're going right over to the Lions Club.
Okay.
So it'd be fun.
It'd be fun.
Just something to do.
You're looking for something to do out of the ordinary?
Crash the reception.
I mean, what's the worst can happen?
They arrest you and you go to jail?
No, it's not going to happen.
What's the worst going to happen?
and they're going to kick you out.
They're going to kick you out, and you'll be good to go.
Now, I've got some robot stories here.
I've been trying to get to them.
I don't know that I want to do them right away.
The one robot story, you're going to say, man, what a bunch of weirdos.
And I kind of agree.
But I like them.
I like them because they are kind of weirdos.
You've got the robot talk show host.
I mean, we may have to do that on this show.
We may have to.
I would like to try it, except that it's going to end up being better.
And they're just going to say, Jeff, why don't you go ahead and just leave the robot?
It's fine.
Hello.
Welcome to the show.
We'll be taking your calls at 8, 8, 8, 8, 9, 0, 3, 3, 3,
9-3.
It is a free call.
You can call for free in the continental United States of America.
But a regular talk show host might be fun to watch.
Might be fun to watch.
And then there's the new robot sex toys.
And of course, those are the leading ones, right?
They're the leading ones.
I mean, the sex industry is leading the robot talking.
I know that, you know, look, Amazon's got, what, 150,000 human impulsions?
employees and over 100,000 robots now?
I mean, when you watch the Amazon warehouses, it's amazing the footage of the Amazon
warehouses that the robots are picking up and delivering things.
Still need humans for now to move everything, to finish up the process.
But the robots bring it all together.
It's really fascinating.
So is the sex industry actually leading the robotic?
No, maybe not.
but it's still interesting, right?
And of course you've got the sex dolls
and everybody wants the sex dolls
and they're so great
and they're coming up with the robots
that are, you know,
will be more human
and want you to talk to them.
No?
No.
The point of having a robot doll
is so that you don't get that.
If I wanted that, I'd be with a human.
But the real new story.
is that they're creating robot sex dolls
for people who have lost their spouses.
I mean, at first you want to say,
nice.
And then you think about it and you go,
dude.
Dad is living with the wife
that he was married to for 30 years,
only the wife is the robot now.
So the kids come over and visit
dad and a robot that looks like mom.
I mean, that's, I don't know.
How's it going, dad?
Great.
Never better.
Sorry your mom died, but
the new marge is good.
Okay?
The new march is just fine.
You know, you might want to give it to them.
Dad, maybe you might not want to do that.
Okay?
You might not want to do that.
And the other disturbing trend.
The other disturbing trend.
And look, I say disturbing trend.
I just find it like, why?
It's not, I mean, whatever floats your boat.
You can quote me on that.
The Jeff Fisher quote, whatever floats your boat.
Wait a second.
Before we get to whatever float your boat,
and I'm sorry, I was like ADD completely out of control today.
But the power strip doesn't need to be working.
My battery is now low on my computer.
Okay, well, the battery strip looks really good where it is,
but it's not plugged in.
The battery is running.
Plug in your PC.
It is plugged in.
I've got stories on my computer.
Oh, no, no, don't shut off.
Wait a second. Hold on.
All right. So is this on?
They've got it taped.
It's got it taped so it's supposed to be on.
Am I light on for the plug? No.
Should see that.
About ready to die, too, if I don't get some juice in here.
So you've got to plug it in somewhere.
I don't care.
I'm breaking it all apart.
Got to plug it in somewhere.
Does that one work?
No. Oh, yeah, there you go.
Good, thank you.
Maybe the Coke Zero went on.
to that strip.
I mean, it's possible.
Possible the Coke Zero went on that strip.
All right, so we've got power back in the left.
All right, now we go back to whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats your boat.
The new trend going around America, and you know people get their nails done.
All right?
People get their nails done.
And they fix them up.
And some girls get the long nails, the fake nails put on.
And do you know the fake nails?
when they're really long.
You know those women don't really do housework.
There's no way you do housework in those nails.
You just don't.
But now there are some nice nails that you get done for parties and you look nice
and you got them shined up and they're, you know, they're not real, real long.
They're just, you know, kind of long.
They look nice.
Well, now the new trend, according to this, is people are getting their nails painted
and then having like one nail.
I guess you could have more, but this particular picture has one nail on each hand,
made up to look like a vagina.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Come on now.
I saw this can't be real, right?
It can't be.
It is.
It is.
And you can continue on.
There are other things that people are doing to their nails as well.
but the big
trend is
the vagina nails
you know whatever float your boat
but are you seriously
let's say
I'd say you go for a job interview
Hi
Hi I'm here to get a new
How to get a job
Right
Nice nails
Come on
Come on
Are we for real going to do this
I mean
this right here
tear down the statues
I want all the statues torn down
I want the Confederate names off schools
I want the racist bastards
names off schools I want it all torn down
I want it all of it
I hate all white people
I hate every eye
I own of a cracker
if you're out and about if you're out today
in Dallas and Houston and Boston
if you're out protesting
either against or four
and you are wearing your
Vagina Nails go home.
Stop it.
Stop it.
It's time to give up.
It's time to cash it in.
Maybe that's what needs to happen.
And I'll tell you another, this is another prediction on Jeff Fisher's part.
I did predict this on the Glenn Beck program yesterday.
And this is a prediction that will come true.
Mark my words.
Just like the National Anthem,
Kornheiser can take all the credit he wants, but moi.
money.
The next thing to go, money.
They've been fighting for that cashless society.
That's how they're going to push it faster along
by saying they want to get rid of those racist
hating Confederate-loving bastards on the money,
those slave owners on the money.
I can't look at it.
Get rid of it.
And instead of putting, you know,
the Doc Thompson portrait on my $1 bill,
which I'm not opposed to.
I'd be worth it on my dollar bill looking at it actually.
But get rid of it.
Just we don't need money anymore
because it's racist and it's dirty, it's nasty.
I want them all gone.
Write it down.
And write it down and don't chip your vagina nail
while you're writing it down either.
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I hate all white people.
Every eye own of a white person.
I have a cracker.
That's of a cracker.
King.
Okay.
You know what?
I've been hearing these promos.
All damn day.
All damn weak.
All these people get all wound up
because Trump didn't react soon enough.
He didn't react harsh enough.
Then he reacted too late.
Then he reacted too soon.
How come he reacted here fast?
And he didn't react soon enough.
He didn't actually come out and say that he hated KKK people, so he must love them.
If you don't come out and denounce them from here to the end of time, every time they do something,
you must come out and denounce them.
Because if you don't, that means you love them and you stand behind them 100%.
No, it doesn't.
I don't get it.
Stop it.
It doesn't.
Just because I don't come out of,
every time I see an automobile accident,
you drive by an automobile accident.
And you see somebody,
it's all crashed up and you see something,
and it's horrible.
Do you have to immediately,
I hate automobile accidents
and I don't want anyone to get hurt ever?
No.
That doesn't mean you like them?
I mean, of course, you do
because you slow down and look at them.
You know, damn well you do.
You slow down.
the whole damn highways backed up on the other side of the road
because somebody got killed on the other side of the road.
Just accelerate!
I mean, just because you don't say...
It really pisses me off.
I mean, I...
Just because the president doesn't immediately denounce something
doesn't mean he's for it.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
And...
I mean, it doesn't matter now.
Because everybody...
It doesn't matter because he didn't do it fast enough.
He didn't do it harsh enough.
And he didn't come out and literally say, I hate every I odor of a cracker.
Right?
I mean, if Trump was standing on the guy, I hate all white people.
Then it'd be great.
I mean, King makes it clear.
Shabeeq Shabazz Hots & Pepper Incorporated makes it clear.
Right?
He did make it clear is what he.
I hate white people.
All of them.
Every last iota of a cracker, I hate it.
Thank you.
He makes it clear.
He didn't actually say
he denounced every KKK event
in history. He must be for
them. Shut up.
Have a great week.
By the way, Lawrence Jones coming up.
I love you and see you later.
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