Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Animalistic Appetites & other Sinful Saturday Indulgences 3/7/15

Episode Date: March 7, 2015

Today on the Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy unveils the newest world record 'bacon eater', explains how 3-D food works and lets you know where you can pay to see poo. Plus, the latest in stupid news and cool new tech gadgets! All that and more on The Jeff Fisher Show! Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ever thought what you would do if you won the lottery? You know, even just a million dollars. 50 million. 100 million. Half a billion dollars. Well, the power ball tonight is 100 million. With 66 million cash value, take the cash pay out,

walk away with maybe 50 million. What would you do with it? I remember thinking how strange it was to hear someone say they wanted to buy a new car. They won the lottery. Wow. Takes the lottery winner to buy a new car. Amazing. Even just a few million, right?

Do you think I can get by? No problem. And then you get to a record 1,826 billionaires on the earth. worth $7.05 trillion. Now, according to Forbes, there's 290 newcomers. 71 of them hail from China, and youth is on the rise, according to Forbes. 46, under 40. Nice.

Now, it isn't all good. There is some sad news on this list. the average net worth of the list members is down. It's sad. It's down $3.86 billion. Yeah, very sad. Very, very sad. I know.

I know. Of course, Bill Gates, richest person on the planet. He's had some down years. He's only held the richest person on the planet for 16 of the last 21 years. And just think of this. His fortune grew to $79.2 billion. Amazing. Carlos Slim of Mexico comes in at number two.

Warren Buffett number three. Billion dollars. Billions of dollars. Zuckerberg, leader in the youth revolution. The youngest billionaire on the planet, Evan Spiegel, co-founder Snapchat. Oh my gosh.

Silicon Valley, 23 new billionaires out of Silicon Valley. And of course, you know, there's plenty of losers, let alone the total aggregate amount of billionaire money is down.

The biggest loser is Elko Dengote of Nigeria, Nigeria? Yeah, I know it's sad for him. He had $25 billion last year. This year? 14.7. I don't know how he's going to live. I don't know how he's going to live.

Some of the newcomers, kind of surprising, really, this Travis Kalanick worth $5.3 billion. the Uber car service, billionaire already. Elizabeth Holmes, four and a half billion. She's part of this Theranos, the blood testing. Amazing, billionaires already. This Tatiani Casaragi, 2.2 billion beer, the Saab Miller. Oh my gosh, billionaire and beer.

And, you know, this is kind of, you know, I'm happy for this pair, Dan and Bubba Kathy. That's correct. A chick fillet. 3.2 billion. God bless him. Kim Bum Sue. Bless you, too.

Excuse me. Kim Bum Sue. Almost $3 billion, $2.9 billion. He's got the mobile chat service. Billionaires for these jobs. Unbelievable. Douglas Leon. Capi, this guy's an investor.

Nobody cares about him. He's a venture capitalist. Russ Wiener, the rock star energy, energy drinks. Now, there's something. There's another person on this list from the energy drinks. Amazing. I was just thinking how much they've spread out in the fast food industry. And not fast food.

In the gas stations, those grocery stores, convenient. stores. And I'm in line the other day getting a coffee and paying for my gas. And I look and there's like three people behind me all with three or four of the energy drinks in their hand. There's no wonder those guys are worth billions. People are going out of their minds for these. Bill Haslam, new on the list, $1.9 billion. Pilot Flying J. The truck stops. I know. I know. Those things are huge all over the country. And I also, you know, I know another person who has some deals who sells Pilot J a lot of their merchandise. It's fascinating how that business works.

And that particular person owns some patents on the air freshener sprays. Fortune. I don't think he's on the billionaire list yet, but he's made a fortune from it. And they sell Pilot Jay all their list. little knick-knacks. And I mean, it's unbelievable. And this guy is creating wealth even below him. It's amazing.

The Snapchat couple, it's great. Two guys is happy for them, billionaires. Monster Energy on the list, $1.5 billion. Minecraft. Marcus Notch Person. Minecraft, $1.3 billion. He and I are going to have to have a chat. That guy.

my daughter is so into this Minecraft. I'm going to have to take her into some kind of rehab, I think. The world she has created inside Minecraft is unbelievable. I'll give you that. I mean, underground tunnels, above ground, animals, cities, graveyards. My daughter, kind of sad, actually. She's even got graveyards. I don't know if my name was on one of those yet or not.

but it's unbelievable what she's created. However, that having been said, it does take some time to create that. So when there, you know, my daughter is like inside her Minecraft world, it's definite rehab to pull her away. Come on, we're going outside. It's like pulling. Now, once you're away, you're good.

Once you're away, you're good. but Marcus, a person, has created of the Minecraft world. 1.3 billion, good for him. And here's a guy, Jerry Reindorf. You think he was a billionaire already, right? He owns a Chicago Bulls, the Chicago White Sox. 1.3 billion. Jerry, what are you doing, bud?

I thought you were already a billionaire. Very, very, very, and you got a newcomer of just a little over 1.5 billion. This guy's going to the top. Yoshiki Sankei. robotics. He will be, that will go on and on. Although the picture of him, he's got the big rose on his pinstripe suit. It's got to go.

You're a billionaire now. Lose the rose. Robots can't smell the rose anyway. You know, yet. And then, of course, another beer guy, Ken Grossman. Oh my gosh, Sierra Nevada beer. One billion dollars, beer guy. Two beer guys on the billionaire list.

One is a woman. So two beer. persons on the billionaire list. And Reed Hastings from Netflix. Amazing billionaire. And there was a story about Netflix now that's coming out. Thank you. Net neutrality.

That Netflix was actually doing their own throttling to kind of throw the whole thing off, kind of blaming it on the ISPs and the cable companies when they were doing it themselves. And plus with the new neutrality rules, Netflix is able to still throttle when they want because it's not the cable companies, it's the company itself. But hey, what do I know? Good work. Good work, FCC. Good work.

Anyway, think about it when you win some money. Because that is some big money. Billionaires. I think it all lose it tomorrow and be on the street begging for money. on the street corner, and you could throw them a buck for a coffee or a beer and move on with your life. But you all have hope springs eternal, right, for the lottery? You can't win if you don't play.

Everybody thinks they've got their shot. Hopefully they can win it. They've got their systems. And people win it. So what would you do with it? Do you want to think about it? A lot of people don't want to think about it. I talked to one person the other day.

They don't want to think about it. I don't play. I don't want to think about it. I just want to trug along with my life and not have it. Okay, well, no problem. Good for you. But I would like to think a little bit about what I would do with $500 million. $100 million.

$100 million. $50 million. $10. This is The Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it.

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no need to go anywhere else. You know better than that anyway, right? I think you do. Yes. So, a couple things. I was reading about, first of all, this week, I have a lot of stories about food. I know. Don't stay on your chair.

Relax. I know it's a surprise. but everywhere I turned in the past week or so it's been about food it's been unbelievable to me I watched a guy set the world record for eating bacon

I posted it on Twitter it's amazing he get this now you think okay I can eat a lot of bacon and I can't and I'm not a speed eater I've told you that before we've been through that before I'm more of like

the long-distance runner eater, not the speed eater. The sprinters is this guy. Me, I'm like the canyon of eaters. I go for the long distances. Now, he ate 182

slices of bacon. Now you think to yourself, 182 slices. Maybe you could, maybe you couldn't, right? I don't know. These speed eaters amazeers, amaze me and I watched this video and it's like, ooh.

Okay. 182 slices of bacon in five minutes. Matt Stoney. You can write your own jokes with that. 182 slices of bacon in five minutes. It was at the Daytona 500. He is ranked second in the competitive

eating by Major League eating, the sanctioning organization of the board. So they had them on plates, and you can go Smithfield bacon. And the king, Richard Betty, gives him his prize. Richard's still milking some sponsorship money. I love it. But 182 slices of bacon in five minutes. And after the first, you know, three or four plates, you're starting to think, oh, that's enough. And he just keeps. And then we heard about the sin taxes that everybody is all

happy about the higher taxes on the alcohol, cigarettes, fast food, vending machine, cakes, candy chips, but now they're all, they're realizing, oh geez, you know, the unintended consequences, oh my gosh. The people who have less money,

that's the kind of food. A lot of them eats, so they're actually we're giving them less money because they're spending more money on the sin tax. Huh. Amazing. Amazing. Because the people who want to eat healthy now have a label. Orthorexia nervosa. Designated to those who are concerned about eating healthy. Orthorexia nervosa. Fueled by the desire for clean, healthy foods. those diagnosed with the condition are overly preoccupied with the nutritional makeup of what they eat.

Now, you know, you know people in your life that are suffering, suffering, suffering from orthorexia nervosa. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Now, hopefully someday we'll be able to have some sort of medicine that will cure this disease. It's like, I don't know, a chocolate cake pill or something, right? Apparently they, the individuals are taking it too far, though, really. I mean, it's a serious problem, horrible. To the point of self-harm, really? Really?

So they're going to have to go see a psychiatrist and get some medication, so it couldn't be that the pharmacological companies are doing anything with that. this. No. Now this couldn't be just a new made-up disease, orthorexia nervosa. No, I won't hear of it. I won't hear of it. Eating healthy. You don't have a disease. You want to feel good. You want to look better. Right? That's why you need simple to lose. Yeah, that's right. You don't have to suffer, you don't have to be on simple to lose and lose weight and feel better about yourself and worry that you're going to come down with orthorexia nervosa. No.

No. You need to worry that you're going to lose weight. Feel better about yourself. Find out that, oh my gosh, I'm going to find out some more about habits of health so I can continue to lose weight and feel better about myself. Yeah. Simple to lose.com. Simple the number two lose.

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And once you start losing weight, you start feeling better about yourself, and then you can start getting on your road to being healthy. But first, let's lose some weight. Simple the number two, lose.com. Simple to lose.com. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. Is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it on the Blaze Radio Network. Having been on a jury that convicted a man who ended up going to prison,

I didn't have a little knowledge of what it's like to be on a jury. and a little bit of, you know, what you go through, what you try to tell yourself. But nothing, nothing like the Chris Kyle case for sure. And that case is now over. And joining us now is a lady that was on the jury, Freda Arnie. So you were on the jury for the, Chris Kyle, Chad Littlefield, Eddie Ray Roth trial.

And when you were chosen, what went through your mind at that time? Well, I knew that it was going to be a real difficult trial. I knew it was going to be a responsibility that I had never experienced before. And I was also really shocked because I was the oldest person on the jury by several years. Right. How much did you know going in? You said it was going to be a difficult trial,

and you knew it was going to be a big trial. How much did you know about what the trial was going to be going in? Well, of course, living here in Stephenville, I knew about the murders when they had. I mean, we heard it, you know, TV, radio. It was a lot of press about it. Right. And then he was housed, Eddie Ray was housed here in our county judge.

and every once in a while they would bring him to court for some type of hearing. And every time that happened, of course, there was a lot of publicity and, you know, movie or TV cameras here, etc. But the main thing that I knew about it was that how it displaced the merchants downtown because they would have to bring him in, you know, downtown to our courthouse. and there's a lot of businesses around, so they lost, or they didn't lose any customers, but they lost business because there was no traffic down there, allowed down there.

Right. Right. It has a little effect on business. Right. During the trial, around the, well, on the main street, around the courthouse, the merchants had to wear armbands,

and every day as they would go to work, the police would check them, check their driver's license, and give them a different colored armband before they could even go to work. So, and the beauty shop that I go to is on the square, and my beauty operator said that several of her customers had said they just didn't want the hassle of trying to find a place to park, so they just canceled their appointments, which means lost revenue. Right. which could mean that, you know, the town was happy that the trial was over as fast as it was?

Oh, absolutely. And, you know, we've been told that if we had had different judges or a different judge with a different mindset, that this thing could have drug on for four to six weeks. And our judge, Judge Cashin told us going in that he was hoping to wrap this thing up in two weeks and it was nine days. Yeah, that's amazing. You know, I, and obviously nothing like this, but I do remember being chosen and being on a jury for a case where we sent the person to prison.

And I, too, I went through the whole trial forcing myself, look, he's not guilty, they've proved it to me. He's not guilty, prove it to me. He's not guilty, prove it to me. me. Did that same thing happen for you as well during the trial? No, because Eddie Ray had confessed. So our charge was, to the defense, was proved to us that he is insane. Gotcha. Well, I mean, the same thing.

We were the opposite of what you're saying. The prosecution had their case laid out. laid out, you know, line by line. They were on top of everything. So the defense was climbing the uphill battle to do the not guilty by reason of insanity. Right, with the psychosis and the paranoia, the schizophrenia, the whole works, which obviously didn't work. That's right. It did not.

you know and another thing you know they tried to say PTSD and his psychiatrist Dr. Dunn out of Terrell State Hospital said you have to have trauma before you can have PTSD and he didn't have trauma he was never in battle he was never you know he didn't he was an armorer he fixed their guns He didn't engage in battle. Right. I understand. How much when you saw some of the footage that they showed, we learned so much that we didn't know as the trial was going on about how they were shot and some of the underlying scenes that you didn't really know about in your head during the trial. I mean, is that ever going to go away?

Probably not. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Probably not. But one of the things that just keeps going through my mind is, you know, the little fields, Chad was 37 the day that his would have been 37 the day his mom testified. And then Chris Kyle's widow testified. But Eddie Ray has a family also. And they testified.

So as I've said all along, there were three families that lost. There was no winners in this case. Even though we came back with a guilty verdict, there's still three families that are destroyed. It's very sad. And when you were given the case to go back into the and deliberate, it took you less than three hours? so everyone was kind of on the same page it was unanimous is that correct it was unanimous and the only reason why it took us three hours was because we had to have a smoke break and then the county took care of us the law enforcement all that they had brought in food and we

to eat and we had to do it as a group. We were really ready, I think. Some of us were ready to vote after we saw the state witness that came in and showed us how they perceived that Mr. Littlefield had been shot in the top of the head. And that was the last witness prior to the summations. and, you know, that sealed it for several of us. And so we probably could have come back within an hour, and it would have been a good thing.

I mean, it wasn't. You've got to be able to catch a smoke before you come back with a guilty verdict. Well, and see, when you go into deliberation, if someone has a smoke fix or has to have a smoke break, all 14 have to go out that even the alternates have to go out with you you can't go out to people it has to be all 14 oh that's fantastic i didn't realize that so you all went out and had a smoke break well some of us tried to stay away i'm a smoker so and i said please limit this to one so we can get back in you know so yeah so when you go in

To deliberation, it's different because they don't want any improprieties and anything to come back that might jeopardize what has gone on before. Which is great. I mean, really, that's the way it's supposed to be. I mean, that's fantastic that it happened. Now, aside from him being guilty and you're saying that, you know, it was really three families that were, you know, affected and there's no question about that, what was the biggest takeaway from the trial for you? The biggest takeaway is the fact that we have the judicial system that we have and that we, as American citizens, have the obligation to serve on a jury as well as the obligation to go and vote, and it's a privilege that all of us should. should be aware of. And when you get that jury summons, take it seriously.

Fred Arna, thank you very much. I appreciate you being joining us on the program today. Have a great day. Thank you. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it.

It is that. Thanks again to Fred Arnie, a jury member from the Chris Kyle. trial. In related news, American sniper looking to be the top grossing 2014 released domestic. Already well over

300 million. Good news for that. And in related story, Chris Kyle's widow is not conceding after the 1.8 million defamation verdict in favor of Jesse Ventura.

who is just agonizing human being. But representing the widow, the judge was mistaken in awarding the $1.8 million defamation verdict. No kidding. I think the world knows that. And if Jesse had any bit of human in him, when he said it wasn't about the money, when he won the case,

he should have just given the money back to the foundation. and said it wasn't ever about the money, and people would have endeared themselves to him. He would have just been, oh, that's nice of Jesse. He just wanted to make a point. Instead, it was all about the money. Wasn't it, Jesse? Yeah. So, the jury awarded him $500,000 for damages and $1.3 million for unjust enrichment.

Unbelievable. But they, arguing that Ventura didn't prove the account, was either material falsity or actual malice. And as a result, he didn't meet the legal threshold for the defamation claim. The judge erred in giving the instructions to the jury.

A properly instructed jury would not have rendered a verdict in Ventura's favor. So, we're still going on about, that case is still going on and ties not giving in. Good for her. 50 Shades.

As long as we're talking about movies. 50 Shades? 500 million globally. Yep, it sucked really bad, didn't it? It was horrible. It was bad. I can't believe they made such a crappy movie. But it's going to be the studios most successful,

our rated movie of all time. 50 Shades of Gray, over $500 million. CBS, remember we we may have talked a little bit about this on the big shoe. But CBS, Leslie Moonvez, says, look, can't do without CBS. People can't do without CBS, okay? I mean, we want smaller bundles and we think it's a great thing, but we're CBS.

And people can't do without CBS. Okay. If you say so, I mean, I like a lot of your shows. I DVR, a number of the shows on your network, but I think I could do without you. I do. I think I could do. Sad news, right? We lost Leonard Nimoy.

It's the past week. Harrison Ford almost lost in an airplane crash, although, you know, they're being heralded as, what a great pilot for the Dead Stick landing. So, you know, he hasn't kicked it yet. still flying around. And if you want to, let's do some Hollywood. Add in our Hollywood segment,

Robert Downey Jr. is inviting you to the world premiere of Marvel's Avengers, Age of Ultron. All you have to do is enter, and you could go and just hang out with R.D.J. Just be part of it.

That would be fun to be there, but now you realize you're not going to just hang out with them right. It's going to be Robert. This is Jeff Fisher. He won the chance to watch the movie with you. Your online deal that you had with Verizon and all the other parts.

Oh, yeah. Hey, how you doing? Give me to sign something for you? Okay, great. We're going to be watching the movie. I'm going to be sitting over there, and you're sitting right there in the same building as I am, but not over there. My seats are a little bit better, but yours are right over there.

You're going to be sitting with me. Thank you. And I'll shake your hand after when it's all over. and you can tell me how great I was, okay? All right, thank you. Appreciate it. Now, real news. Do we want to get to real news?

Real news just, I don't know, just brings me down. Talk about Ferguson. We can talk about that. We can talk about agonizing, agonizing. They've already had a couple of police officers resign over an email scandal, right? But they're calling racist emails. You've got Obama still yakking about how bad police departments are around the country. Michael Brown's family, then a civil suit the police department.

Louis Farrakhan is calling for armed resistance. Yeah. You still want to talk about real news? No, not really. We're going to talk about different smells going on. Oh, yeah. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

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I knew I was right. I knew I was right. I've been proven correct for years. I have said that we give off, you know, smells and emotions. Okay, we'll back up just a little bit. All right. Remember the old saying, like, when you don't have a girlfriend and then you can't get a girlfriend, right? Guys always say that.

Man, I'm in a, I can't get a girlfriend. I can't get a date. Nobody likes me. And then as soon as you get a date and you go out with a girl, all these other girls, want to go out with you. And it's like, right? We've all talked about it. You've all heard about it.

Many of us have lived it. You know why? Because other women realize, oh my gosh, they smell other women and they say, another woman wants that man. So now they want that man. It's just a theory of mine that I've been working on for a number of years. I haven't worked out all the, you know, little fine points.

But I'm telling you, that's been my theory for years. Okay. And when you think about it, you think to yourself, yeah, that makes sense. You're darn right it does. Then I get this story. A handshake can be used to interpret a lot about a person. But there might even be more of an exchange than you realize. Next time you shake someone's hands, see if they reach up and touch their face at some point shortly afterward.

Scientists from the Wiseman Institute of Science in Israel found that some people, are unconsciously sniffing subtle chemicals from the other person's hand. Aha! The experiment published in the journal E-Life, and who doesn't subscribe to Journal E-Life? I involve 280 people who were greeted with or without a handshake. Hidden cameras filmed them to see how many people would touch their face, video footage, observed that people in general kept their hand at or near their nose 22% of the time. After a handshake with a person of the same gender, though, the study touched their face

even more often. Taking it a step further, the researchers also outfitted participants with nasal catheters, who doesn't want to be outfitted with those, to see if the post-handshake face touching was in fact to actually take a whiff. It was. After handshakes within gender, subjects increased sniffing of their own right shaking hand by more than 100%. In contrast, after handshakes across gender, subjects increased sniffing of their own left, non-shaking hand by more than 100%. Tanting participants with unnoticed odors.

significantly altered the effects, thus verifying the olfactory nature. It's well known that we emit odors that influence the behavior and perception of others. Yes, thank you. I believe it says on page, I'm not sure what page in the e-life does it give me credit for my theory that's been for years. It's well known that we emit odors that influence the behavior and perception of others. But unlike the other mammals, we don't sample those odors. We don't sample those odors from each other overtly. That's correct, which is what I'm saying.

It's just there. They smell it. Instead, our experiments reveal handshakes as a discreet way to actively search for social chemo signals. Yeah. Uh-huh. Smells. Smells. Now, I just want to go on record.

saying now I've been kind of thinking about this since I read this story a week or so ago. And I'm thinking to myself, really, do I shake someone's hand and then smell? I don't think I do. I think I don't really doesn't. I don't think I do. I'm not big on handshakes anyway, but okay. You know, that's how we greet. I get it.

I know I used to work with. There's many people in my life. life who believe handshakes should be just outlawed altogether. One person in particular in Tampa, Florida, Jack Harris, big fan of outlawing handshakes. And there's a guy that handshakes a million people a day. Maybe that's why he thinks they should be outlawed. We, you know, when we're out in crowds as part of the Glenn Beck entourage, we shake all kinds of people's hands.

I get it. It's all part of a greeting. It's okay. I understand it. It doesn't mean I have to, you know, in the end, I'd like to just be able to say, hey, how you doing? What's going on? But I know that you want to shake my hand and then smell your nose.

I got it. It's okay. You could do that. I got it. Ralph Lauren Sport number four is usually the smell that I omit. Well, that and if I happen to be at the Australia's, Temple of Weird. The controversy of museum funded by the eccentric millionaire featuring a poo machine.

Hobart, Australia, standing outside the Hobart Museum of Old and New. It's called Hobart's Museum of Old and New Art, or Mona. First thing that hits you, the smell of manure. Yeah, visiting Mona is like peering through the looking glass deep down in the museum's carrenous underbelly inside that mirrored box building sits Wim Deloix's machine, otherwise known as the crap machine. The Belgium artist's vast array of whirring tubes and bags mimic the workings of the human digestive system.

The apparatus is fed food and produces boo. Makes you want to go there, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Dedicated to sex, death. Pieces include Stephen Channabrooks on the road to heaven, the highway to hell. Features the entrails of an 18-year-old suicide bomber cast in dark chocolate. Also home to 151 porcelain volvos sculpted from real women.

Mona. Let's put Tasmania on the map. Hobart, Australia. 2013 lonely planet named Hobart. A wind-swept gateway to the Antarctic with a population of 214,000. It's one of the top ten destinations worldwide to go see Mona and the Pooh Machine. Huh? And who says that my theory on Smells isn't right?

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It's probably something special. Like, I don't know, an autographed hand cream bottle or something with this picture on it. So you got that to look forward to. And then Chris Salzato at noon, Mike. Slater. Joe Paggs all live on the Blaze Radio Network. There's no reason to go anywhere else than right here.

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which is 2 a.m. Sunday morning. You can't do that. but the 2 a.m. Sunday the 8th, set your clock ahead an hour. So it's daylight saving time, agonizing, worst time of the year. But we must follow, right? Yes, let's live on that. Agonizing. And plus we have, we also have, I'll give you just a quick update on Walking Dead.

Show is tremendous. We got like three or four episodes left of this season. You can listen to the recaps of the show Monday, late afternoon, on my podcast page for the show, Talking Walking Dead. I do it with my man Aaron Hernandez, who is one of the producers of this broadcast. And if you want to participate, you can call 888-9033-93 Monday, 5 p.m. Eastern, 888-90-33-93. if you want to talk a little Walking Dead with us on the podcast, Talking Walking Dead. If not, just download it, just like you download the different segments. Yeah.

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Before we get on to more food segments on this broadcast, I want to go back to a little bit of the smells because this proves my theory, again, that people know, people know that it's important to smell right, even when you're an 82-year-old lady and don't have any money, and you try to steal that $7.39 bottle of sexist fantasy body spray? Yeah. You know that you need to smell like that, even at 82. She was caught putting it in her purse. She pulled it out. She gave it back. The fireworks fragrance of sexist fantasies provides a burst of sensuality as a plump, wild strawberries, succulent peaches and voluptuous vanilla come together. The ingredients create a fragrance as addictive and seductive as the woman who wears it.

So, proof. Again. That smells matter. That's my new. My new heading, smells matter. Speaking of smells, we talked the last time we met on hippopotamus, right? And how I was reading about American hippopotamus and how I was reading about the man that wanted to bring hippos here and breed them as we do cattle now.

Because there was, you know, a beef shortage. And, you know, his plan was to bring him over and let him, you know, lake cows. They were called lake cows. It was going to be Lake Cow Bacon, and we were going to eat hippos instead of cattle, instead of beef. Now, I look at this story about what 11 zoo animals taste like. And it makes me think, hmm, how many of these have I eaten? So, I look, ever eaten an elephant?

Elephant Feet, part of a complete breakfast. While exploring Mozambique in 1864, Scottish missionary David Livingstone, was served this pedal delicacy, cooked in the native fashion, finding it delicious. He wrote, it is a whitish mass,

slightly gelatinous, and sweet like marrow. Best of all, the meal came with a healthy side of beer. Maybe it was the beer that tasted good rather than the elephant. I did know a man once that had elephant feet stools, but I never ate them. So I'm not real sure what that's like.

I know. Don't look at me like that. The guy was a hunter, and he used the four feet as stools. You know, they're about, I don't know, two or three feet high with leather over the top. In each corner of the room. I just thought of that. Oh, my gosh. He was this doctor.

What was his name? Oh, my gosh. And he had this big game hunting room. And in the hallway, as you walked into his home, the game hunting room was off the left. But in that hallway was the beginning. And in each corner was elephant feet stools. Anyway, elephant, white is mad. Slightly gelatinous and sweet like marrow.

Ever eat a giraffe? Me either. I can't say I've ever eaten a giraffe knowingly. Properly prepared and cooked rare. A giraffe's meat steak could be better than steak or venison. The meat has a natural sweetness and may not be to everybody's taste, but certainly it was to the chef's taste, and it needed to be grilled over an open fire.

The Galapolos tortoise. Wow. Charles Darwin did not like them. The young tortoise made excellent soup, but otherwise the meat to my taste was indifferent. Didn't like the turtle. How about a lion? When you think of a lion, do you think about eating a lion?

I mean, I guess if you're where lions are and you're hungry, you're thinking about eating a lion. You can quote me on that. This restaurant actually in Tampa Bay began selling these $35 entrees last year. and this, you know, now it's removed it from the menu. Surprisingly tasty, said one customer. Tastes kind of like venison. Texture kind of like Gator.

Gator I've had. Python. Oh, I'm not a big on snakes. They're still making, in this, the big Florida, Burmese python invasion, a pizza place in Fort Myers, Florida. Evans' neighborhood pizza offers what he calls Everglades pizza topped with slivers of 20-foot snakes.

You know what? I just think I might want pepperoni. But, Jeff, we can put a little snake on there. Yeah. No, I'm good. Double cheese of pepperoni is fine. A camel. I've never had camel, although the camel that hated me in Israel, I could think about

eating him because he and I didn't like each other much. did like each other much. Cross between beef and lamb. Camel steaks are becoming an increasingly popular alternative to conventional red meat in much of Europe and even parts of the U.S. Really? Even parts of the U.S. camel meat? Okay. All right, if you say so.

Gorillas, we're not going to eat gorillas. Although we find out where they're finding places in the big cities where gorilla is being sold. because it's called bush meat. And that's what bush meat is is the gorilla, right? And it's causing some problems. They didn't really like it too much. Sloth. Ugh.

Sloth meat. Isn't for the weak stomach, said Aaron Paul Lowe. It was one of the few absolutely disgusting animals we ate. Sloth. No, thank you. No thank you. Also on the list, was a panda bear.

Archaeological evidence suggests that prehistoric humans once hunted giant pandas with spears. Since then, obviously it's fallen in no record. Now, there's no record of what they taste like. In 1928, we know that Teddy Roosevelt's sons, Kermit and Theodore, hunted an eight one while visiting China, but they didn't document what it tasted like. That might not be a good sign, right? You got a peacock? I mean, I've had a pheasant.

I don't know that I would eat a peacock. It's got a turkey flavor. But back to smells again. However, certain medieval critics are, to be believed, stocking up on some gas X first might be necessary as when you eat peacock. Well, did, okay, well, I don't think that those times had gas X, but apparently they creates a lot of gas, which was the problem.

And it talks about hippopotamus. How well hippo tastes. Tastes mild, less than lamb, more than beef, slightly marbled. So it was tasted really, really good. And what was worse on the list? The worst animal to eat on the list? Penguin. Yes.

If it's possible to imagine a piece of beef, odorous codfish, and a canvas back duck roasted together in a pot with blood and cod liver oil for sauce, the illustration would be complete. Yum, Penguin. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't tell me that.

So, before, I've got a couple of, a couple of tech stories to get to you today on the big program, but very sad news. split up season why most Americans divorce in March. Oh, no. March. We're in March already and busy time for divorce attorneys. Most people get divorced in March. Did you know that? Oh, no. Very sad. Most people, they don't want to get divorced around Christmas and the holidays. And then after the, after Christmas, you get into the new year and you start thinking, man, I got to lose this guy or I got to lose this girl. You start thinking, well, you know, February is coming around. It's Valentine's Day. I don't want to be that. much of a hard person.

So, you know, I'll get my free stuff for Valentine's Day. And then, yeah, I want a divorce. So March is, most Americans get divorced to March. Very sad. So if you're, if you think your marriage is on the rocks, you may be right. Don't quarantine Ebola workers exposed to Ebola says government. It's not necessary. I'm not going to read any more of that story.

I'm just letting you know that, according to the government, don't quarantine Ebola workers exposed to Ebola. It's not necessary. That's where we're at. Yeah, that's where we're at. Fantastic, isn't it? Yes, it is. So we've got some great tech stuff coming out.

There's all kinds of stuff to look forward to. I really am. There's some really cool stuff to come look forward to. However, coffee cups made out of cookies. Is that a technology thing? Hey, hey. I don't know. Now, the one cool thing is, now we all talked about the Jetsons, right?

We remember the Jetsons cartoon and how they just zapped food, right? Well, they've got the new food coming out now, this 3D printed food, and they were all happy and hot and heavy over the 3D printed food. And it actually is kind of cool if they can make it a little bit better than what they're made it. Because what they're showing me doesn't look that good. and I would like my 3D printed food to at least look good. It may not have to taste good, but smells and looks matter. I've added something to the list now, haven't I?

It's not just smells matter. It now looks. You know, things have to kind of look good too. But the 3D printed shapes containing a mixture of seeds, spores, and yeast will start to grow after a few days. they zap it and create a little cookie shell circle thing and you let it sit and it grows edible growth edible growth and it's printing these living organisms and it just doesn't look the spores it's like a nutritious tasty snack no it's got little mushrooms growing out of it. and stuff.

I mean, I guess if you're hungry and you need food, and trust me, they'll be wanting me to eat these nasty things. Why would you, I mean, can't we, like, I don't know, 3D print a, you know what we need to do is get into business with Hershey and let Hershey figure out how they're going to 3D print a Hershey bar. Why can't we put cocoa? Crumbs in with their little seeds that they're putting in here.

Their little spores. Let's grow some. It's gross. But we're on the way. 3D printed food. We are on the way. Definitely on the way. This is, you know,

the beginning of, you know what sounds good? A roast beef sandwich. How about hot? Zzz. Push the button. Out it comes. That's what you want.

That's what's coming. I personally can't wait. I'm ready for push the button and out it comes. You're not? Why not? Now you have the mind-controlled drones and you've got the 3D printed engines and guns and everything else, but what is going to be really big?

Did you do your homework that I asked you to do? I know we weren't here last week. Had some, you know, weather issues here in the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. So, you know, I'm sorry. I apologize, but I gave you some extra time to watch Surrogate. Did you do your homework and watch it? Good. Then you know that's where we're headed, right?

Virtual reality. Now, virtual reality in Surrogate meant that you got your own little drone and you went out into the world. And you just stayed home. You stayed inside. And your drone went out into the world and dealt with things. So you just stayed in a room with a mascot. Yeah, I know.

You think, no way, that could ever happen. Want to bet? Now, there were obviously people, of course, the show, you know, I mean, it's a movie, and it was, you know, there were plenty of people who were against it and wanted to live life as human, human, and the surrogates is not the real thing to do. the end of the world, but it's coming. And of course, they've got, I mean, all the big computer science people are after the virtual reality. And they've got the headsets. They've got looking at the Android systems. Most of the systems are different now. You know, you're going to have,

you're going to have all of them fighting over the headsets and who's going to be in charge of it. They're all looking for patents. It's going to be who's going to control the virtual reality software. Now there's new software that where you see when you go into virtual reality, you put the headset on and you are in the world, right? And everything is taking place in the world. Now, to come back and for me to get a drink in real life, I have to take the headset off.

Well, now what they're doing is they're putting gloves on or at least sensors on your hands. and so you can bring your hands into the virtual reality up inside your face. And the hot version is where you would wipe your hand in front of your face, and you'd be back to real life. So you'd be seeing real life. So you could grab your drink or do whatever you need to do, answer the door, and leave your silly mask on or go to the bathroom, whatever you need to do, and then wipe it back, and you're back into virtual reality, whatever you're doing,

whatever game, whatever thing you're doing in VR. Now, what they're also working on is. is that instead of wiping, you would just, when you brought your hand up, you could wipe, and you'd still be inside the game, but you'd be able to, your hands would be able to go and grab things in real life. So you'd be able to see the game and real life.

So now we're getting to the point where you're not going to be able to tell the difference, right? You're going to reach the point where it's all going to be one. So you're going to need that surrogate, right? So the streets are going to be safe and you're out in the world. And it's the robots that are out in the world for you. And for your safety, you should stay at home and just wear a mask. You can go about your job, do your job.

And you can have upgrades, different sensations. If you have whatever job you have, whatever job you have, you can have better senses inside your robot to do your job better. But you as a human being, you just stay home. And you get to look your robot just to look like you want. Right? It can look kind of like you or not. It could be, you could look like a completely different person, right?

You could be the person you always want to be. as a robot. But in real life, you're still just the slug at home. Watch surrogate. If you haven't watched it yet, watch it. Because I believe it's coming soon, if we're not already there. And then I see this ad for EarthCamp. And it reminds me, make no mistake, you're going nowhere without being seen.

Because EarthCamp, this is their ad, is the global leader. in delivering webcam content. And remember when they were founded, it was all, well, just time-lapse construction areas. And they've time-lapse construction areas. But they host all kinds of tourism cams, Times Square, World Trade Center, Vegas Strip, Bourbon Street. They've got contracts for all of these.

Now, you take the EarthCab, and if you can actually find a facial recognition software that will work, which they're doing, but they can't find one that works fast enough. Like they put one in a while ago in Tampa Bay, but they can't find it to work fast enough on top of all the systems aren't involved with each other. So if I'm in which they're working on making it happen

so that when I put something in my system in the middle of Nebraska, it also uploads to a national database instead of just, you know, broken bow Nebraska. So when that happens, and then you're going to be able to, you know, it's going to have to be fast enough. But they do have, right, on Facebook, right, you can put a picture on Facebook and slide your arrow over the face. And if the face is in there, it says, you know, Bill Dutz and Wiggle. And you say, oh, yeah, that's Bill. And so if you take a crowd of people, if you look at some of the new plant programs that they have, you take a crowd of people.

and I was looking at one the other day. I forget what event it was. It was like a pro-something gathering, and there were thousands of people in the street. Now, the picture itself is taken from the top of a building, and it shows the street, which is full of people. But you can zero in and go right in and see the faces of each person that's standing in the street. It's amazing. So if you use that technology, along with the Facebook technology of Bill Dufantzwegel, you slide your arrow over that face and there it is. Bill Dufantzwegel. Oh, there he was.

He was at that particular rally. Huh. I wonder if that rally had anything to do with anti-government stuff because if it did, Bill Dufant Swigel, we need to have a little word with him. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Reefers show. Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to it.

88890-033-93 is the phone number. Mike Opelka, Pure O'Pelka coming up right after this broadcast. He's got guests, gifts. The show's on fire. He's ready for you. He's already, you can follow Stunt Brain on Twitter. Bureau Pelka coming right up after this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. Now, I was thinking, you know, I told Jeff Fallon.

Jeff Allen in the building not long ago and I was talking to him about, you know, hey, I wrote you a joke, or at least I wrote a joke. And I was thinking maybe he could use it. Yeah, I don't think he thought it was funny. And then I see a story, a great story about this Michelle Alexis Newman ongoing series, the open mic. And she has portraits of these comics with an original handwritten joke. And she likes, you know, it shows to the viewers and stuff. And I thought it was pretty cool. It shows a picture of the comedian. And then they write it, they have the written, handwritten joke underneath the picture, which I thought, you know, that's kind of a good idea. And it was kind of cool.

And you get to see some really cool, you know, funny jokes like Beth Stilling with their picture. I went to IKEA this week and bought a family. It's already falling apart. Come on. That's a cute little joke, right? Kind of funny. Kind of cute. No.

I remember being 12 years old and hearing my dad screaming and cursing outside the backyard after he chopped up his right toe with the lawnmower. He was especially frustrated because he realized he had cut it off good and not with the one with the yellow fungus. My sisters and I spent two hours looking for his dismembered toe amongst a walkway of rocks and medium-sized pebbles. We were crying, not because our dad's pain, because we were terrified we would find the toe. It's a little long way to get there for that joke. Devin, I'm just telling you. So, anyway, so I write him a joke. And I'm thinking, I should be on this.

I should be on the plan. I write jokes all the time. It's time for it to have a bad joke Saturday again soon. We might have to bring that back to the Jeff Fisher program on the Blaze Radio Network is Bad Joke Saturday. Now, my joke, of course, would not be part of the bad joke Saturday. So I was thinking that here's a joke. I don't know if Jeff Allen.

I told him he could use it. So if he says it's his joke now, it's okay. It's his. So I was thinking that my love life is kind of like a drone. Looks good coming out. of the box, goes up and down a couple times, and then crashes. Huh? Thank you.

Thank you. What do you think? I know. I know funny. I get it. But, you know, I have right jokes all the time. So I want to be part of the comedian. I want to be part of the thing.

It's want to be part of the thing. Why can't I be part of the thing? Hey. And remember, advice from Twitter this week. Never take your medications more often or in higher doses than prescribed or directed by your friend. Advice from Twitter this week. Enjoy your week. Thanks for being here.

I appreciate it. And has anyone, seriously, has anyone told you yet you look great today? No? Well, you do. You look fantastic. I mean. You're not planning on wearing that all day, though, are you? No, no, no, no.

It looks good on you. That's for sure. Looks real good on you. I'm out. Peace. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.