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Episode Date: June 9, 2025Russia Bidness time plan… Fugitives captured over the weekend / Grant Hardin & Ed the Zebra... Maryland Man returns… Many UFO sightings were faked from pentagon… NBA was on Sunday not Saturday�...� George Clooney play on CNN live… Tony award winners… Tops at the box office this past weekend… Email: ChewingTheFat@theblaze.com Animal Kingdom on Netflix… New Nola King show from Tulsa King… Wu Tang Clan on final tour… Ozempic enlarges man part?... Who Died Today: Joanne Gilbert 92 / Aaron Wayne Castranova 41 / Renna O’Rourke 19… Another body in Austins Lady Bird Lake… Egg recall… Simone not as smart as we thought… French Open / Belmont / Texas NCAA / Womens College softball Champion / NHL update… Beckham to be Knighted… Joke of The Day… www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code: Jeffy… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
We know countries all over the globe are struggling with birth rate issues.
Population is on decline in most of the larger countries.
We talked about Japan last week.
Of course, the United States has been struggling with that.
Well, now, Russia has come up with a plan.
Their plan to reverse the population decline is to shut off power
and internet after 10 p.m.
forcing more
offline time for couples.
It will be Russia
business time and they will
also fund
romantic dates to help create a baby boom
in Russia. Now I'm sure
that this has nothing to do
with the war
that they need to
cut down on power and
light during this wartime.
And I'm sure that it has nothing to do with decreasing population due to, I don't know,
death because of war.
I mean, I have nothing to do with that at all.
What this does is it just wants to, you know, increase the population.
So coming to a country near you soon, very possibly, power will be shut off and the
internet will be down after 10 p.m., forcing you to have more.
Offline time.
Maybe you just have more offline time on your own.
But no, they're going to help.
That they're going to help.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Well, two fugitives have been caught over the weekend.
Friday afternoon, after this show was recorded,
they caught the devil of the Ozarks, Grant Hardin,
the escapee from Calico Rock Prison.
And he was smart enough to get out of the prison.
And he was right where they thought he was.
He was hiding out in the caves and the bushes.
It's just so weird to me that this guy went through all this trouble to break out of prison.
And he had the guard uniform and he had the timing right.
And he just walked out of the prison.
And then he's got no plan after that.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe that's a reason that.
you were caught for this murder and rape and you were serving 80 years because you're, you know,
a criminal.
I don't understand it.
Anyway, we did get them.
So that's good news.
That particular fugitive is now back in custody.
We still have the two dangleberries from New Orleans out on the road running away from apprehension,
which at the time of this recording is still true.
And we also, the other fugitive that we caught this weekend is,
Ed the zebra.
Ed the zebra has been captured.
I know.
I know.
How much safer do you feel now, especially you outside of Nashville in Rutherford County.
Ed the zebra was on the run for about a week.
And there were pictures of him running through yards and running through pastures.
And they just couldn't get him.
He was an elusive zebra.
But they finally got him.
they finally airlifted him out
the video showed the sheriff's office
with Ed safely bundled in this net
and then they dropped him off
and put him back in the trailer
and sent him back to his owner
I guess the owner had only had him
for a day or so and wasn't familiar
with how elusive Ed to the zebra could be
and that's when he broke out and went on the lamb
a zebra on the lamb
get it
And anyway, you can feel safer in the surrounding Nashville area.
Ed the zebra has been captured and is back in custody.
I mean, you know, back safely with his owner.
You know, speaking of being back in custody,
this story really kind of, I don't know, confuses me.
So the Department of Justice claims that they've secured the return of
alleged human trafficker Kilmar Abrago Garcia.
Now, he's already been in the El Salvadoran prison,
or at least down in El Salvador.
We've had congresspeople go down and visit him.
We've had he's the Maryland man.
That's just this family man who we wrongly kicked out of the country.
And we were told that we couldn't get him back.
Sorry, wish we could.
We can't.
Well, then the Supreme Court ruled that after his deportation, that we had to facilitate the illegal aliens return to this country, despite him being a Salvadorian national.
Well, now he's returned, but he's only returned because a grand jury found that over the past nine years, he played a significant role in an alien smuggling ring, which we knew about.
We had video of him doing that in Tennessee, I believe,
and they claimed that he made over 100 trips back and forth from the United States
to smuggle violent gang members and terrorists,
as well as thousands of illegal aliens.
And he's also supposed to have been part of the ring responsible
for the death of more than 50 migrants in 2021
following a tractor-trailer accident in Mexico.
Okay, he's a bad guy.
We know he's a bad guy.
but we were told all along that he couldn't come back.
He's already down there.
Sorry, we can't get him back.
And now all of a sudden, he's back.
We can get him back.
Just really weird to me.
I mean, I remember talking about this saying,
you're telling me that the president of the United States of America,
my president, couldn't get him back?
He sat in a meeting with the president,
of El Salvador and said, yeah, what are you going to do?
Can't get him back.
But now we can get him back.
Okay.
I mean, I'm happy that he's back.
He's going to be tried for his crimes here in the United States.
And then I guess instead of El Salvador paying for his prison, we're paying for his prison,
although I believe we're paying for that prison in El Salvador as well, at least partially.
so we'll just be paying the full price now
as he will spend time in prison here in the United States
you know if I'm guilty
uh-huh but I just
really strange to me that we were told
we couldn't get him back we can't get him back
sorry that's up to El Salvador
El Salvador says no and now
well you know what we're we've
we've had a grand jury convened
and we have
we're going to go ahead and charge him
and we can bring him back from
Salvador. I mean, I'm happy that we're charging him, but I'm okay with him, you know,
being found guilty and found, you know, go to prison. But the whole situation around Maryland
man is just really strange to me. Another situation that's really strange to me is now we're
finding out that the most prevalent UFO conspiracy theories, including, you know, aliens that were
housed at Area 51 in Nevada, were fueled by the Pentagon in an attempt to provide cover for
secret weapons programs. Oh, okay, I think some people claim that anyway, their Department of Defense.
But according to this, a review by the Department of Defense found that in the 1980s, an Air Force
Colonel visited the Nevada Bar near Area 51 and gave the owner fabricated photos of flying soft
near the secret government base.
Okay.
And so that incident renewed local fervor over UFOs
with the now retired colonel confessing to Pentagon investigators
that he was on an official mission to spread disinformation
and hide the true purpose of the site,
where the government was testing the first ever stealth warplane,
the F-117 Nighthawk.
Okay.
So the military reason that the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of,
best way to keep its new technology hidden from the Soviet Union's prying eye during the Cold War
was to bury it amid the trove of conspiracy theories surrounding Area 51.
The incident of just one of several where government agencies allegedly played up America's UFO
mythology for the purpose of protecting its military assets.
Oh, okay.
So this director, the first director of the
All domain anonymous, I got to say it right now, sorry, Sean Kurt Patrick, the first director,
of the all domain anomaly resolution office, the AARO, the all domain anomaly resolution office.
The first director, Sean Kirkpatrick, was the man tasked by the government to dissect countless UFO theories in 2022.
His office probed decades of documents, memos, and messages across the defense.
Defense Department, he found several conspiracy theories that circled back to the Pentagon itself.
Okay.
He even found that the Air Force hazed members with briefings, introducing them to fake briefings,
introducing them to a fake Yankee Blue unit that purported investigated alien aircraft.
Oh, okay.
What about the guy that was working at the missile silo?
Yeah, he was ordered never to discuss what he saw,
and he maintained that he witnessed alien visitors chiming in on the Cold War.
Okay, Kurt Patrick's team, you know, the all-domain anomaly resolution office,
the AARO, discovered that Salas was never told that he actually saw
was a test of a fledgling electromagnetic pulse test
to see if American silos could withstand
the radiation of atomic weapons
and retaliate if the Soviet Union ever attacked first.
He was never told that.
Oh, okay.
So with the test failing, officials decided that it was best
no one knew the secret of the vulnerability.
So Salas and other witnesses were intentionally left in the dark
to make their own conclusions.
Okay.
So now we're to believe that,
a lot of what we believe is alien sightings is just BS because it's the government testing
new military equipment. And we've kind of said that all along, that, you know, we kind of thought
that was what was it. So the department now is committed to releasing a second volume of its
historical record report to include AARO's findings on reports of potential pranks and inauthentic
materials. So now we're going to have to go through all of these, and then we can go back and cross-reference
all of these with other sightings to see what was with the government and what wasn't with the government.
And that's going to be a long job. I don't know who's going to be tasked with that.
Is it going to be our friends over there at the AARO? Very possible. Very possible.
Let's hope that Sean.
Kurt Patrick, the director or the first director of the All Domain Anomily Resolution Office, will do that.
And if they do it, are we going to believe them?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It will be very difficult, very difficult to believe what they tell us, if it isn't already.
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Tony Awards? How about them? I did not watch very much of the Tony Awards. I did switch over
there a couple of times during the basketball game last night. Indiana got their butts
kick from Oklahoma City for the NBA finals.
So the series is tied 1-1,
and it comes back to Indiana on Wednesday.
I thought the game was Saturday night.
I kept saying the game was Saturday night,
and then I look Saturday night.
I'm all ready to watch the game.
Nope, Sunday.
So they get that extra day during the NBA championship series,
which is just weird to me.
And I apologize for those of you that, like me,
went to watch the game Saturday night and realized,
hey, it's on Sunday night.
Anyway, so then they had the Tony Awards on at the same time as well.
One of the things that I did get a chance to watch because there was no basketball game on Saturday
was the George Clooney play that aired on CNN Live.
The Good Night and Good Luck, which was, he was up for a Tony Award.
Did not get it, though.
Did not get it at all.
They gave Best Leading Actress in a show.
play for the picture of Dorian Gray to Sarah Snook.
You remember her from Succession.
Nicole Scherzinger won the best leading actress in a musical for Sunset Boulevard and Cole
Escola, best leading actor in a play for O'Mary and Darien Chris best leading actor in
a musical for Maybe Happy Ending.
The awards were at Radio City Musical.
You know, the George Clooney, Good Night, Good Life.
thing was kind of cool. I mean, it was okay. I'm a fan of plays. I like them. I don't know what I tuned
in, so I don't know if I caught the whole thing or not. I felt like I was at the beginning time.
And if I did tune it on from the very beginning, it was short. So I feel like I didn't watch
the whole thing. But it just was like, it's over already. And so it was fine. You know, it was just weird to
see CNN airing it live and then having a little town hall about the play after. I did not stick around
for that. Anderson, Coo.
Hooper had that.
And, you know, sure, L.A. is on fire, but we're going to do the play.
Don't even worry about it.
Oh, okay.
I almost went to see Mission Impossible this weekend.
I did not.
So I'm almost at the point now where I'm just going to have to wait until it gets released on streaming.
It was in third place this weekend at the box office.
It has reached 450 million globally, 149.2 million domestically.
Lilo and Stitch was number one.
again with another 32.5 million and that has reached 772.6 million globally, 335.8 million
domestically. Good for them. The John Wick movie Ballerina, only 25 million. Number two.
They're saying it's got a 51 million global and they're calling it a stumble with the franchise's
lowest opening since the original. You know, 25 million is still not bad.
but still losing the Lidlinson.
I know.
Ballerina.
I do want to see that as well.
I'm kind of a John Wick fan.
I know.
It's just a shoot-em-up movie.
I get it, but it's kind of fun.
Karate Kid,
legends number four,
Final Destination Bloodlines, number five.
The Phoenician scheme by Wes Anderson.
I'm not quite sure I know that movie,
but it was in sixth place with $6.25 million domestic.
I'll have to wait till streaming for that.
I'll bring her back week two.
with 3.5 million domestic.
Dan de Dan Evil-I,
which is a anime film,
was 8th with 3.1 million.
Sinners still hanging in there
in the top 10 at 8th this week
with another 2.9 million.
They've reached 272.6 million on that movie.
That's great for that movie.
And Thunderbolts was number 10
as it has reached a 186.5 million
domestic total. So those are your top movies at the theaters this week.
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One of the things I did watch this weekend, and I just started it by accident, really,
because I needed something to fill time.
Well, I just had, we were going to go somewhere, and I thought, well, before we,
everybody's getting ready, I'll just sit down and watch.
and it was Animal Kingdom was put up on Netflix,
all six seasons, I think it was, for Animal Kingdom.
I remember watching it the first season.
I think I watched the first two, everyone,
and then I kind of hit or miss on the last three or four seasons.
But wow, I really enjoyed the heck out of that.
And so I binged quite a bit of Animal Kingdom this weekend.
And well worth to watch.
It's a big guy show.
A lot of drugs, a lot of sex, a lot of rock and roll.
a lot of crime.
And they do one thing at the end of season one
that has stuck with me that I loved.
So I'm going to spoil it for you if you haven't seen it, okay?
But they, if you haven't seen it and you're going to watch it
and you don't want to be spoiled,
then just jump ahead real quick.
Because at the end of season one,
they have robbed this military base and they have, you know, tons of money.
And so then they're going to get raided by the police,
so they need to hide the money.
and the police come in, search the place,
and they can't find the money, and they all leave.
And then after everything is done,
they swim to the bottom of the pool,
and they had a hatch, you know,
down in the bottom of the pool where the drain is,
but it was an oversized drain.
And that's where they kept all the money in the bags
and the bottom of the pool.
Awesome plan.
I'm sure someone has done that already
and been busted now that it was actually on a TV show,
but I loved that.
plan. I see where it was also announced that Samuel L. Jackson is going to star in a show called
Nola King. It's a Tulsa King spin-off for Paramount Plus. I guess it's another Taylor-Shareddon
show. So it's going to be called Nola King. Not sure when that's going to be available for
us to watch since it takes forever to get these shows done. But I guess, um, um, um,
Samuel L. Jackson is going to be in season three of Tulsa King, and then we're going to get a spin-off from that.
So that's how that's going to happen.
All right.
So will I watch it?
You bet.
Also, for those of you that didn't know, the Wu Tang Clan kicked off their final farewell tour, and they began in Baltimore.
and the tour is expected to spend 27 dates across North America.
It marks the 10-person group's final time together
and culminates in their three-decade journey.
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formed in the early 1990s.
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and revitalized East Coast rap
with their gritty sound and kung fu-inspired imagery
selling over 40 million albums globally.
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considered one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.
Their follow-up in 1997, Wu-Tang Forever,
debuted at number one on Billboard 200 and earned Grammy nominations
for Best Rap album in 1988.
The Wu-Tang Clan's name comes from the 1983 martial arts film
Shallowin and Wu-Tang,
where Wu-Tang is a sword technique.
that symbolizes the group's lyrical skill.
In 2019, a New York Street Corner was named after the group,
and that's exciting news for the Wu-Tang Clan Tour.
It's called the Final Chamber.
And today, if you're listening live, is the 9th of June, 2025.
So you've still got time to get your tickets in Tampa,
which is tomorrow, and then we're moving on to Atlanta.
then they're coming to Fort Worth, Texas.
So the next four days, 10th, 11th, 13th, 14th.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so they're going to be busy because they're in Tampa, Atlanta,
Fort Worth, Houston, Austin, Tulsa.
Speaking of Tulsa King.
And then they take a day off and they go to Phoenix.
And then they go to Ontario.
And then they go, wow, they play in Ontario.
And then they shoot to San Diego.
we do the West Coast run
Los Angeles, San Francisco,
Sacramento, Seattle, Vancouver,
Portland, Greenwood Village,
and back to Midwest,
Chicago, Detroit, Columbus, Boston.
Then they go to LaVal, Canada.
Love that place.
Toronto, New York, Newark,
and Philadelphia is July 18th.
Not sure if that's the
final chamber show or not,
but I think it is.
So if you still have an opportunity
to get your tickets for the final
chamber.
because it is upon us from the Wu Tang clan.
You know, another thing that's upon us is apparently people who have been taking
Ozzypic males in particular have noticed that their man part gets bigger.
Yes, I know.
We've talked a lot about Ozempic side effects on this show,
Ozzympic butt, ozempic face.
There's plenty of ozempic side effects,
but this is a side effect that many men,
could get behind.
Apparently, those taking Ozempic
have noticed that their
man part gets bigger.
At least an inch, some are claiming
an inch and a half.
So, I don't know if it gets bigger
the longer you're on Ozempic.
Not sure.
But right now, now that,
of course, the experts are saying,
no, no, it doesn't enlarge
anything.
The size changes, depending
on time of day, temperature.
factors other than sexual
arousal. It's probably just
that simple. It just
maybe better blood flow, reduced
fat around the area.
Okay. All right.
Tell that to the guys that say that
since they were taking Ozempic
their man part
has gotten bigger because if
that's true, I believe
that more people
male in particular, but I don't want to judge
if you're a, you know, if you think you're
a female but you have a man part and you know,
you want it to be bigger, that, you know,
OZEPIC's all for you as well.
So just know that
it's being reported
that with
OZempic use
that your man part
will get bigger.
But the experts are saying, no,
that's not true.
Okay. Do you believe the experts?
I don't know.
But many people have commented
that it's true.
So,
And they had been commenting about the one person on this thread of Reddors that were saying that their man part was getting bigger.
He claimed that he was thinner when he originally measured.
And then I guess he gained weight and started taking Ozepic or he needed to start taking Ozepic because of diabetes.
Not sure.
It doesn't say that here.
But he was saying that he was thinner when he originally measured.
And now after taking Ozempic, he is, you know, it's longer than before.
Is it just a sales pitch from Ozempic?
You know what?
If we go on to some Reddit threads and say that it'll get your man part bigger,
people will start taking it and we can get our prescriptions back up again.
Is it possible?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
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Who died today?
Who died today?
Well, let's begin with Joanne Gilbert, Joanne Gilbert, the actress and singer who performed in the hottest nightclubs of our era and appeared alongside Jose Farrar in the films, The Great Man, and the High Cost of Living.
Yeah, those movies were out and you remember those in the 90s, mid-50s.
She was a big-time Hollywood person, though.
Her folks came to Hollywood in 1939.
Her dad worked for producer Earl Carroll
and he joined the Disney songwriting staff
and they wrote lyrics.
In fact, her father was Ray Gilbert
who won an Oscar for writing the lyrics
to Zippity Do Da Zippity A
from Disney's Song of the South in 1946.
You know, I'll stop there for a second.
That movie should be in the National Film Registry.
and to have it just disappear out from the world is ridiculous.
And I know that Disney wants it to just go away because it's been targeted,
because I guess it says some racist things in it.
But the first black man to win an Oscar started that movie.
And this guy won an Oscar for the song, Zippity Dood out from that movie.
So it should be part of the National Film Registry and shouldn't be just shelved
so that we pretend that we've forgotten about it is just agonizing.
Okay, I just a small side rant.
Okay, I'll rest in peace to Joanne Gilbert, dead at the age of 92.
Doesn't say what the cause of death was, but, you know, she was 92,
so it could have been any number of things.
Then let's go to Aaron Wayne Castronova,
Aaron Wayne Castronova, dead at the age of four.
41 and you're saying to yourself, well, who the heck is Aaron Wayne Gastronova?
Well, he's an American tourist who was on a spiritual retreat in Peru and he died after consuming ayahuasca.
Now, I know that it's a potent psychedelic tea and, you know, we're not supposed to be careful.
But apparently, he did not inform the leaders about taking antibiotics before he decided to do.
do go on his ayahuasca trip, which may have contributed to his death.
Okay.
You know, I know the U.S. Embassy, you know, is always warning people of the dangers,
including potential irreversible damage and death.
And they noted previous cases where U.S. citizens face death crisis and criminal incidents
following its use.
Okay.
So just be careful.
If you want to take an ayahuasca trip down in Peru, be careful because you never know.
You may not make it.
Rest in peace to Aaron Wayne Castronova dead at the age of 41.
Then we have Rina O'Rourke.
Rina O'Rourke passed away at the age of 19.
Very sad.
Over a TikTok bit.
Her and her boyfriend door-dashed this aerosol keyboard cleaner to her parents' home without their knowledge.
And then they inhaled the keyboard cleaner.
and Raina went into cardiac arrest,
spent a week unconscious and intensive care,
and then was declared brain dead.
It's a TikTok challenge called dusting.
What are we doing?
Anyway, very sad.
Her parents were saying that she always said,
I'm going to be famous.
You just watch.
I'm going to be famous.
Rena, this is, that was not the way to get there.
Very sad.
Rina O'Rourke.
dead at the age of 19.
You know, that dusting trend,
the, I guess,
huffing,
croming, you inhale common household cleaners
to get high, and then, you know,
you're filming it obviously on TikTok
and it causes the euphoria that you want.
Okay, all right.
I would say no.
I would say no to that.
Hey,
Want to try some of this keyboard aerosol cleaner?
No.
No, I do not.
I do not want to do that.
Very sad.
And the rumors are back.
Yeah, because it's probably true.
They have another body that they found out of the Lady Bird Lake in Austin.
We talked about this months ago, about the serial killer in Austin, Texas.
And it looks like he has struck again or she.
Sorry, I don't want to.
serial killers could be girls too.
So the local community is a little wound up down there around Lady Bird Lake.
There's been a lot of, you know, accidental drowning, suicides, drug overdoses, accidental natural causes.
You know, I guess one case, according to the Austin Police Department, is classified as a murder.
Okay.
And remember the last time we talked about this, they talked about how it's not a serial killer
we're downplaying the existence of a serial killer.
Now, they, I would argue that that's, you know,
they would have to do that.
Because if they come out and say,
there's a serial killer,
people are going to be freaked out.
But 38 people,
38 people have been found dead at the Lady Bird Lake
since, um,
20, 22, the last three years.
And so something is going on.
Something is going on.
Remember, I remember now that when we first talked about it,
they talked about how people leave the bars there and go down the walkway,
and they're so drunk that they fall into the river or the lake and die.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
All right.
Sure.
Sure.
I believe you.
But if you're in Austin, I would be very, very careful.
Keep a sharp eye around the old Lady Bird Lake area,
because there's not a serial killer out there.
And these are accidental deaths that are happening.
And I wouldn't want anyone to become another accident.
And I don't want people in Arizona, California, Illinois, Indiana, Nebraska, New Mexico, Nevada, Washington, and Wyoming to be an accident either by catching salmonella because there's a large egg recall.
I, apparently it's made dozens of people sick.
I don't think anyone has lost their life yet,
but the August egg company has recalled about 1.7 million
brown organic and brown cage-free varieties
distributed to grocery stores between February and May
because of potential salmonella.
So at least 79 people have gotten a strain of salmonella
that was linked to the eggs.
21 people have been hospitalized.
Yeah, there's not reporting any deaths.
So if you like to buy the brown organic and brown cage-free variety of eggs,
and you live in one of those states I just mentioned,
I would, heads up because I don't want you to get sick with salmonella poisoning.
And maybe if you've had diarrhea, fever, severe vomiting, dehydration, and stomach cramps,
maybe you've already had it.
And you just thought you got the flu.
so if you still have those eggs
be careful take them back
throw them away whatever go to the store
tell them hey hey I bought some of those
some vanilla brown eggs I need
replacement and buy some new ones
and they'll probably help you out
even if I don't have a receipt
yeah it's a good way to get a three dozen eggs
though during a recall
I don't have a receipt sorry but
I bought those brown eggs
and I wouldn't need another dozen
I'm not telling you to do that
I'm just saying that it's possible that some people could do that as a way to get a free set of eggs,
you know, a whole dozen for free, just claiming that you did purchase them.
And that would be wrong. That would be wrong.
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When I said the skies will be black with drones, well, be ready for it because Walmart is now expanding their drone delivery to a hundred additional stores across five U.S. cities.
So Tampa, Orlando, Charlotte, Houston, and Atlanta will have expanded drone delivery from Walmart.
So the skies are going to be dark.
Wow, those are busy airport cities too.
I'll tell you what, there's going to be some serious air traffic control issues with drones and flying cars,
which we don't have, I know, stop it.
But we could have soon.
And so just be careful out there, okay, because drone delivery is going to be everywhere.
The skies are going to be dark.
You're going to be out tanning yourself in the backyard, and you're not going to be able to get much sun
because the drones are going to be blocking the sun.
Oh, I didn't even mention
I mentioned the NBA
finals, Indiana and Oklahoma City,
as they are one
and won in the championship series
best of seven, and the game three
will be Wednesday night in
Indiana, in Indianapolis,
Indiana, to be exact. So we had
Sovereignty win the Kentucky
Derby. Congratulations.
So it won
the Belmont Stakes.
We had Texas Tech
lose in the woman's college world series to Texas.
Wow, in the NCAA softball national championships.
American Cocoa Gough became the number,
won the French Open as she defeated number one,
Eliana Sebelinka at the French Open.
That's her second grand slam.
And Spain's Carlos Alcatraz beats Janick Singer
in a five-and-a-half-hour match to win
the second straight French Open.
So congratulations to them as the sports weekend continued on.
And the NHL championship series, the Stanley Cup Finals is still ongoing.
Game three is tonight.
Tonight, if you're listening live again, today is the 9th of June 2025.
The Edmonton Oilers are taking on the Florida Panthers,
and that series is tied at one game each.
So, man, we got that.
last game, I forget what night it was.
I think it was Thursday night.
I went,
came down,
I saw the game's almost over,
a couple minutes left.
So I put it on and
laid down in bed and it was like
two minutes left and the Panthers
were winning.
And then it was down to like seconds left in the game
and Edmonton scored to tie it up
to take it into overtime.
And it ended up being double overtime.
And that's when I was like,
I can't, I got to go to bed.
I got to go to sleep.
I'm not staying up for one overtime.
and thankfully, had I decided that I opted to stay up for the first overtime,
then it would have been a second overtime,
and I would have felt obligated to stick around to the second overtime.
So, I mean, I just had to pin the score to my phone
and wake up a few hours later and just look at the pin and go,
Ah, Edmonton won that game in the second overtime.
Oof.
And I'm sure you've heard the stupid Simone Biles
and Riley Gaines dust up.
And so just I don't even care.
It's agonizing.
Simone is smarter than that, I thought, but apparently she's not.
And so, okay, all right.
She pointed out, she makes it note now that she isn't as smart as we thought, right?
Okay.
David Beckham is going to be knighted as long as we're hanging out with sports stars.
David Beckham is going to be knighted by King Charles coming up very, very soon.
When is that going to happen?
Beckham is now 50.
He's going to set to receive a knighthood from King Charles' upcoming birthday honors next week.
When is the King's birthday party?
So I guess it's not for the King's birthday, because the King, I mean, Diggleberry Charles was born like in November or something.
So it's got to be birthday honors list.
So it's King Charles' upcoming birthday honors list, which I guess Beckham is a part of,
because he just turned 50 in May.
Anyway, this has been, David's wanted this for a long time.
time and he thought he had it once a few years ago and they were like oh yeah no you've got some
financial issues and uh i mean we need to clean that up and he did and then he became an ambassador
for the king's charity work um since so he helped london get the olympics and so everything is fine now
he's an ambassador to the country for the king
and he waited in line for 12 hours
to see the queen while she lied in state
that meant a lot to the family
because there was a lot of celebrities
that did not do that. Oh yeah.
Man do we want to see the queen but I'm not waiting in line.
He did.
And so that's incredible.
That meant a lot.
And so while he was given some
Dingleberry Award
from the King.
What was he called himself?
I guess it was just that
ambassadorship for the one charity
that the King took care of.
But it says here that he forged
a relationship with
Prince William and the King
over their shared interest in gardening.
There you have it.
There you have it.
So you just need to help them out
with their charitable foundation.
And hey, you know what?
loved a garden too. And then
sooner or later, the king will
give you a knighthood. So
congratulations to David Beckham.
All right, let's get out of here.
I'll give you leave you with the joke of the day
and get the heck
out of here for the day. All right, so
this joke has had me laughing
this weekend, although I will say
this joke goes away with drone
deliveries everywhere.
So the cashier
said, strip down and facing
me. And by the time I realized,
they meant the debit card.
It was too late.
I was already being escorted out of Walmart.
See,
because...
No, yeah, you got it.
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