Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Big Gulps, ooey-gooey sandwiches and a whole lot of hot air 4/11/15

Episode Date: April 11, 2015

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy discusses a brand new, 'larger than life' way to teach kids about the birds & the bees. Jeffy also explains how to "idiot proof" your computer passwords. Plus, what you can look forward to this Sunday in the world of sandwiches and senators. All that & more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You know why? Because I was just looking at how much people make. And it made me so depressed that I thought I'd just flip it around and be happy for you. How much do you make? Are you part of the 1%? Part of the bottom 50%? Are you in between that 50 and 100% or 50 and, you know, 99%. Because I'm reading this story about our fantastic vice president, Joe Biden.

And his quote is, hey, I make a lot of money now as vice president. Yeah, I make a lot of money. No, no, no. You know, he even said before earlier in last year, even though I was listed as the poorest man in Congress. I make a lot of money as vice president of the United States, and I do, by the way, I do. Well, Joe makes $233,700 annually as vice president. 233,000, almost 234. That's not bad.

That's a really good income. And he gets a lot of perks with that. Get some serious perks with that as vice president. There's a number of things that Joe doesn't have to pay for that you and I would have to pay for. So that 233 would be stretched just a little bit thinner than what it is for him. So you look at the top earners and where you stand. Now, this could be depressing. So just take a sip of coffee, relax.

And it might be good for you. You might be happy about it, right? Okay, so if you earn right around $33,000, $33,000, $32,000. you're in the top 50% of earners in America in the United States. Yeah. I know. I know. If you earn 66, 66, 67,000 a year, top 25%.

Feeling better? If you earn 112, 112, $113,000 a year, you're in the top 10% of earners in the United States of America. Feel it better? If you earn roughly 154 to almost 160, somewhere in there, 159, 154, you're in the top 5% of earners in the United States of America. if you earn 343,000, 3444,000 and above

you're in the top 1%. You are now the 1% 303,000. So our man Joe Biden isn't even in the 1%ers. He's in the 2%. Feeling better about yourself? How many are in the top 50, your hand. See, you're not bad. There's 50% of people less off than you. Smile. Top 25?

Good. Good. Top 10. Oh, not bad. Top five. Ooh. 1%. One percent? One percenters. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone. Anyone? Anyone want to admit they're in the percenters. You look like you are. But you don't want to admit it? Okay. I don't blame you. I wouldn't admit it either. Not today's world. Not in today's world. So there you have it. Smile. Over 343,000 near the one percenters. Over 154,000, 5 percent. Over 112,000, 10 percenters. 66,000, 25 percenters. 32,000, 50 percent of the people are worse off than you. It's not bad.

Especially since, you know, we found out, what, earlier this year, 16 million children. 16 million children food stamps. I mean, that's pretty amazing. And right now, I think we have, you know, you have 16 million. children, but we have, I don't know, I forget what the latest count of total number of food stamps. Almost 50 million people on food stamps. Almost 50 million people on food stamps. In the United States of America, the country that says, pull yourself up by the bootstraps,

make it happen for yourself. How about you make it happen with four? food stamps. How about that? Now, we could have a problem. You see the videotapes all the time of the workers at the stores that are mean to customers. The latest one was the, you saw the video of the lady at Burger King and the employee, you know, went crazy on the, on the customer, told her to get out, wouldn't, wouldn't give her a refund, talked all street at the, at the, on the customer, told her to get out, wouldn't, wouldn't give her a refund, the Burger King and of course Burger King, you know, we're sorry, the customer's been, the employee's been fired, that's the way it goes, we apologize, so, you know, live with it.

It's the way it goes, right? Well, it could be that, you know, you have something to say with the education system, maybe, just a little on the education system I saw a a story on young conservatives where the heck did I see it on

today's math and listen you know the joke is my whole math bit of you know adding and subtracting and I get it I get it but there's a story here that talks about 64 years of math. And it started with, well, of course, Burger King. Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King.

$1.58. The countergirl took $2, and I was digging for my change when I pulled $0.8 from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there holding the nickel and three pennies while looking at the screen on her register. I said, just give me two quarters. But she hailed the manager for help. Now, the story talks about the evolution of teaching math.

1950s. Teaching math in the 50s, a logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production, four-fifth of the price. What is his profit? Four-fifths of the price. What is his profit? He sold a truckload of lumber for $100. So five goes into 100.

and what do you got? Teaching math in the 1960s. A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of the price, or $80. What is this profit? Teaching math in the 70s. A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production, $80.

Did he make a profit? Teaching math in the 1980s. A logger sells a truck load of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80, and his profit is $20. Your assignment underlined the number 20. Teaching math in the 1990s. A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he's selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.

What do you think of this way of making a living? Topping for class participation after answering the question, how do the birds and squirrels feel is the logger cut down? their homes. There are no wrong answers. If you feel like crying, it's okay. Teaching math in the 2000s, if you have special needs, or just feel you need assistance because of race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, age, childhood memories, criminal background, that don't answer. And the correct answer will be provided for you. There are no wrong answers. Teaching math in 2015. It's written in Spanish. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

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So those of you that were disappointed, way back. Way back. Way back in, well, heck, 1903. Did you believe it back then? No. I'm talking about recently, who thought there was not a brannosaurus? No one. Right? I mean, the Flintstones had bronosaurus. There were bronnosuruses. We all thought that.

But really, there weren't. Because paleontologist Elmer Riggs concluded that the dinosaur known as bronosaurus was actually the same as another dinosaur. The aptosaurus. So there was no brontosaurus. It was just the aptosaurus. Well, well, well, hold on. Hold on. They need to be separated from each other because, oh my gosh, the scientists were wrong.

Amazing. Science was wrong. They're evolving. They're finding new things out and changing and saying one thing a bunch of years earlier and then changing it years later. It's amazing. So, congratulations. Bronosaurus.

You're back. You're back. Yes, you did exist. You did exist. And we're very, very happy to have you back. The Bronosaurus. The research was incorrect. You are now part of our lives again.

For real. Many of you may have thought, I didn't know the baronosaurus didn't exist. Well, he didn't. But now he does again. Okay. Those of you listening on April 11th, 2015, big day for you. Why? 7-Eleven has decided that today is bring your own cup day.

You can fill that bad boy up. Doesn't matter what it is. Fill it up. Okay? It's bring your own cup day. Now, what I do find kind of strange from 7-Eleven, for something to count as a cup, the patrons can bring whatever they want, as long as it's sanitary leakproof of a definite shape and fits within a 10-inch cutout provided at the store.

I might have to stop by 7-Eleven to see what the cutout looks like because they're showing some pretty fascinating things that people are filling up. But I love this line from 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven suggests bringing sand buckets, tea kettles, trophies, which are free to fill up for $149 a cup. It's free to fill up for $1.49 per cup. Thank you. But didn't you just say no?

We're saying, go ahead, fill it up for $149 per cup. But we're just wording it, hey, it's free to fill up. up for 149 per cup. It's a certified replica. It's free to fill up for 149 per cup. So it's bring your own cup day. Fill it up at 7-11.

April 11th, 2015. Yes, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. You could fill it up. People are bringing up big old cowboy boots, whiskey bottles, gallon jugs.

and fill it out. I mean, I like slurpees. But I don't know if I could go for a gigantic gallon of, it's free to fill up, you know, for $1.49 per cup. And be careful, too. You might just want to get the regular Coca-Cola slurpee because we found out that Diet Coke make any fat. People who drink at least one can a day have larger waste measurements.

Wait, what? Dieters opting for low-calorie fizzy drinks to help boost their weight loss may see their waistlines expand. Uh-oh. Rather than encouraging the pounds to drop off, a new study is shown regularly drinking diet sodas add inches to a person's waste measurement. Scientists at the University of Texas examined the lifestyles of 749 Mexican-American and European-American people over the course of nine years, in which 476 participants survived. That's not that big a number. I'd like to do another study on why so many people died.

749 Mexican-American and European-American people over the course of nine years. In nine years, almost 300 people died. They want to pick another 749 people. They found that those who indulge in at least one diet, drink a day gained at least three inches to their waistline. So be careful with the Diet Coke. Okay? But there is good news on the food front. What is it? Grilled cheese lovers have more sex. Makes you want to have a grilled cheese sandwich, doesn't it? 32% of grilled cheese fans have sex at least six times a month

versus 27% of those who don't like the sandwich. Oh, and by the way, I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that this study was put out by a new social networking site. Sunday is, National Grilled Cheese Day So a complete coincidence But since it happens to be

National Grilled Cheese Day There just happens to be a new study released That people who eat and love grilled cheese Have more sex Complete Coincidence Always remember though

While you're eating that grilled cheese That everyone has choices and choices do have consequences. Oh my gosh. They do? Yes, they do. Yes, they do. And if you've made choices that have made you, oh, I don't know, overweight, unhealthy,

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We have two so far, two big ones, right? I mean, we've got, well, I mean, we might as well do it right since, you know, we've got the two main ones in the, right? In the right corner, coming in and what appears to be eight feet tall and 44 years of Sage, Raphael, Edward, Ted Cruz. God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning of this nation. And I believe God isn't done with America yet. And that is why today I am announcing that I'm running for President of the United States.

In the right center corner, coming in what appears to be seven and a half feet tall. and 52 years of age, Randall Howard Rand Paul. Today, I announce with God's help, with the help of liberty lovers everywhere, that I am putting myself forward as a candidate for president of the United States. Then, soon to be in the far left corner, coming in what appears to be just a number. under four feet tall and 67 years of age, Hillary, Diane Rodham Clinton. I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic, and we should stand up and say, we are America.

Okay, so, you know, that really wasn't the announcement clip from Hillary, although it should be. Apparently, we're getting worried that Big Hill is going to announce this weekend Sunday, the 12th of April. I'm surprised, you know, you got Ted Cruz, God isn't done with America. He's going to announce. Rand Paul, with God's help, and liberty levels everywhere. He's going to run for President of the United States. And Hillary's going to announce that she's running for president on social media on a Sunday. So, hey, they've all got God in mind, right?

Kind of weird. I mean, I get the social media thing, but on a Sunday, that says a lot, Hillary, that says a lot. And I, well, look, I want to apologize, first of all, for those of you in New Hampshire, because I know there's another, there's another, well, there's another person in the race. He's already announced to be in the 2016 presidential primary in New Hampshire. And I want to apologize to New Hampshire for saying that, you know, there's only Ted Cruz and Rand Paul and soon to be Hillary Rodham Clinton because this particular candidate is already announced he's running for president in 2016 in the New Hampshire. primary, his name, Vermin Supreme. My name is Vermin, my name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme,

my name is Vermin, my name is Vermin, Vermin, Vermin Supreme, and you can vote, and you can vote, and you can vote for me for president if you want to, and my name is Vermin, and, okay, thanks very much for coming out today. Oh, one more thing. Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay with magic sprinkled up. Thank you, Mr. Supreme. Thank you.

Thank you. All right. He's turning gay. You know, one of the reasons that, and that's for real, by the way, don't look at me like that. I didn't just come up with Vermin Supreme, although it had been a good bit. But no. No, it is for real. Vermin Supreme is going to be running for president in New Hampshire on their primary.

So you can vote for Vermin in New Hampshire. And God bless them. Wish him all the luck in the world. Vermin is one of those people that, you know, when people look at America and they say, what is wrong with America? And then, yeah, yeah. you see you see

Vermin and you think to yourself huh huh yep that's what's wrong with America 888 903033 is the phone number 888 9000 3393 is the phone number this is the Blaze Radio Network

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You might want to stick around for Pure Elka, though. He's always giving away something that's worthy of having. I'm not sure what he's giving away today. You know, it could be an autographed hand cream with the picture of Michael Pelka on it. You use stunt brain hand cream. Signed. A little picture on it. Every day, you pour a little hand cream.

You get to squeeze Mike's head as you put hand cream on your hand. You never know, though. I don't know what he's giving away. It was just a thought. You know, I like to take a guess at what he's giving away. You can tweet me at Jeffrey MRA or, of course, my Facebook's page, Jeffrey Fisher. Thank you so much for being here. God bless Hillary Clinton.

I didn't think she was going to run. I thought maybe she was going to pull out, but it was just too much for her. She can't take it. She can't take it. She has to run. She's the front runner. She's the big front runner. So it's not a surprise.

It is kind of a surprise. I shouldn't say it's not a surprise because I thought she was going to not. I thought she was going to pull out. I thought she was going to say, now, you know what? I could do more good with the foundation. I've got a grand kid. I mean, she is 67. So, you know, it's time to, you know, maybe slow down.

She's had a, she's been cranking for a number of years now, busy, traveling the world. And while you may disagree with a lot of things that she's done, I am one, that disagrees with a lot of things that she's done, she's, she's been busy and cranking. And so it might be time to slow down, but no. No. No. Canks will not be slowed down. She is taking the bull by the horns and she's going to run for president. At least that's what the rumor is. Now, you know, we could all be thrown for a loop and maybe the social media will come out and say, you know, I'm not running. Good luck. God bless. I'm going to the beach. I'm going to be with my grandkid, hang out and just make a bunch of money for Bill's Foundation. And he and I can, you know, travel the world apart from each other. and not have to see each other, and it'll all be good. But according to all reports, she's announcing on her social media sites tomorrow, which I find really strange, why she would do that on a Sunday.

I'm sure her thoughts are, you know, catch. She does it on Sunday, man. She gets Monday morning news. That's the weight of the world, man. Monday, Monday is Hillary Day, she announces on Sunday. So I'm just surprised that she doesn't do it, maybe, you know, make a bigger deal, say it, I don't know, midnight, Monday. So it's not Sunday. Sunday is, you know, I don't know, Sunday is kind of a kind of a day that belongs to somebody else.

And, you know, I know that Hillary thinks. thinks she's God. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to it. Okay, so we've got a lot of things. I know that we've got the police shooting in South Carolina.

We've got the police beating in Los Angeles. The good news in South Carolina is that at least the family told the Reverend Now, you know what? No. Thank you for the kind words, but have a nice day. But no. We don't really look. We don't want another Ferguson circus.

We appreciate it. Please don't come. What an ugly case that is. What an ugly beating case in L.A. My gosh, it's just, I mean, there's, it's a plethora of, Cops gone bad. New on sci-fi. Just remember that this is hard for me to say.

Just remember, most police officers are good. You and I both know that. The joke is it's hard for me to say. It really isn't hard for me to say at all. Most police officers are good. And you know they are. And yeah, we've said all along, all along, that, Of course, you know, there's always the disclaimer of, of course, there's always the bad cops and yes, those should be taken care of.

Absolutely. Yes, absolutely they should be taken care of. No question about it. They should be taken care of. Get rid of them. Prosecute them. Whatever. Whatever it takes, get rid of them.

Okay? But most, think of all the police officers we have in this country. Right now, most police officers are good. Let's not make the good ones so nervous about doing their jobs that they don't do their job. And then the whole thing goes to hell. And it won't be just the Reverend Al shaken out. I'll tell you that. It will be a lot worse.

I think Ferguson was bad. It'll be a lot worse. A lot worse. So, I tweeted last night about the giant inflatable doll. Fent... Of course it's in China. Why is it in China? Well, when you say,

huh, why is this giant blow-up doll in China? China. Parents in China, looking for a way to teach their children about the birds and the bees, can now take them to a special sex education playground inside an enormous inflatable doll. The attraction features a ball pit, slide, and climbing area. It could be accessed via the doll's right foot. Cartoon images are displayed inside the legs to teach children. about sex.

The inflatable doll named Ba Dai Dal has appeared at Wanda Plaza, commercial complex, in eastern China's Nanjing City, who doesn't go to Nanjing City when they're in China. It's a beautiful little amusement park, and yes,

coming to America soon. It looks great. The pictures of the doll are fantastic, and it's an easy way for you to teach your children exactly what they need to know about the birds and the bees. So that when they become an adult, they'll know better than using work email to contact escorts. How many times are we going to hear all these dingleberries, the top executives, using their emails, taking pictures of themselves?

I mean, it's unbelievable. losing good jobs, good hardworking men and women just ruined because they can't, they have to take a, they have to go out and email and look at nude pictures on their company email. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Then you have this guy, the former school principal, he claims he's been arrested in Japan. and he claims that he has paid for sex with 12,000 women. Takashima, 64, told police he started paying for sex when he was dispatched to a Japanese school in Manila in 1988.

Now, he claims, now he's in trouble now, he's arrested for having sex with a girl in Manila last year, believed to be 13 or 14, just sick. But he's got all these pictures. He said he took all these pictures. And kept them. Do you realize, he said he meticulously cataloged nearly 150,000 photographs of his exploits over a 27-year period? 27 separate albums. Do you realize how much money he could get for that now?

I'm telling you, he can go to jail. but when they put the 27-year period 400 separate albums up for sale the old Takashima memories of the 12,000 women he had sex with it's going to go for some cash I'm going to go for some serious serious stuff This is the Jeff Fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network It was a success

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So, what's your password on your computer? You don't want to tell me? I think I can figure it out? I don't know. What are the most common passwords that you can, that they find? Well, of course, one, two, three, four, five, six. Of course, password. One, three, four, five, five, six, seven, eight.

Quarty? Q-W-E-R-T-Y is the top five of the worst passwords you can use. Quarty? Why would you use that? and then all the numbers one to three four baseball dragon football monkey let me in ABC one two three

one one one one one one one one yeah nobody ever get that Mustang access shadow master Superman 69 six nine six nine six nine six nine one two three one two three Batman trust no number one one get it why would you use QW E RT Y

if you are you using QWERTY right now as a password stop it change it right now I don't care what else you do today change QWERTY no one should use that word for anything QWERTY that mean QWERTY it's a medical condition yes I have QRty can I get some cream for it now just drink this you be fine Q-W-E-R-T-Y okay anyway I digress so Then we have schools all over the country looking to find children's Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, social media accounts. We want your passwords.

We want to know what you're on. We want to be able to know what you're doing. You can't cyber bully anyone. You kids, we want all your stuff. Well, then we get this story out of Tampa, Florida. Tampa Bay, actually, because it's up in Hernando County, I think. That's still, that might be Pasco County, Holiday. Holiday, Florida.

Oh, north of Tampa Bay. North of Tampa. Still in the Tampa Bay Metroplex. And this kid takes the teacher's password from he calls it a laptop. I guess the teacher just has a laptop sitting on the desk one day when the teacher's out and figures out the password, gets in, and puts a new screensaver of two guys kissing, some gays. a gay couple kissing on the screen as a screensaver. And things will be funny. Apparently, they're not too happy about it.

Here's the news report. WFTS, Tampa, ABC Action News on a Tampa Bay with reporter Gina Pesetti. Yeah, Jameson, I spoke to the mother and the student. They live in this house behind me. He admits to using an administrative password to gain access to the school's computer system but says it was a mistake. Right. I wasn't really thinking.

I was just kind of really annoyed at the teacher that day. The reason why Dominic Green says he did what he did. I went on his laptop by sharing his screen, and I took a picture off of Google and put it on his laptop and blew it up. That way, when he got on the laptop, there'd be a picture of something gross. Dominic says he clicked on the F-CAT files by accident, and authorities have confirmed the test was not compromised. However, authorities feel he should face consequences for his action.

And even though some of my message is a teenage prank, who knows what this teenager might... Stop right there. The school system says... Okay. We'll finish up to report, but that ticks me off. Okay? Mr. Sheriff, spokesman, who knows what he would have done? We're not talking about future crimes, Mr. Police officer.

You're there to tell us what happened and take care and follow the law. Not what might have happened. Ooh, that makes me angry. I'm sorry, go ahead. The school system says they are doing what they can to address the situation, so this doesn't happen again. Our IT department is taking the passwords to all computers in every school, and they're maintaining the passwords. They are the only ones who can remote into the servers. Dominic's mom said although her son had been disciplined for doing this back in January, she felt the punishment is too harsh.

And the school was aware of this, I feel like that they dropped the ball. I, you know, Dominic should be. I know it. And I accept that. He accepts that. We both realize that he made a mistake. Okay. Did it before.

Did it again. We both know he made a mistake and it's okay. But I think the school dropped the ball. They knew that it was possible for these kids to get into their laptops and with their passwords. And they didn't do anything about it except, I don't know. Maybe tell them, don't do that. he knew better. He even said he knew better.

He was just mad. Plus, he knew better yet the substitute teacher saw him do it. Not that smart. Maybe a little bit too smart for his britches. As my grandmother used to say, a little bit too smart for your britches. Don't be doing that. So, first of all, We're just leaving laptops on the desk.

Yeah, just leave there. Don't worry about it. Fine. Teachers gone that day. Just leave. Let us sit there. No problem. I get that.

I really kind of do, actually, when I'm saying it out loud. It would make sense that they would just leave it there to work laptop. Because then we'll hear the stories of the teacher. They took the school laptop home, what they weren't supposed to do, and now we find the pornography pictures on it. So leave it at the school. I'm okay with that. Leave it there.

But the kid gets in, changes a picture, clicks on the F-cap, but doesn't do anything. That was an accident. Maybe I buy that. Maybe I buy, he clicked on it and then thought twice about that. I better not be doing that and gets out of it. You've been charged with a felony? Third-degree felony? Come on.

I don't know that I agree with that. He's going to a different school now. I guess it's a crime You should pay for what he does I get it Is it a felony what he did I guess technically it is That's what they're saying

Technically it's a felony right So you gotta do what you gotta do I get it that's what they say The policeman though Kind of Sheriff Chris Naco That kind of That kind of

ticks me off. Who knows what he would have done? Uh-huh. Well, we just know what he did, Sheriff. He didn't do what he might have done. He might have stolen the laptop and ran away with it. He might have put another picture on there. He might have not done anything. Who knows what he would have done is exactly the question that you don't need to be asking. Who knows what he would have done? How about you just say, hey, this is what the kid did and would take care of that? Which is what they're, you know, the third degree felony? Sorry, kid.

You knew better. And he guessed the password because the password was the teacher's last name. Hello? I'm a school teacher in middle school that doesn't know anything about computers but all these kids do and have everything but I'll just use my last name as the password because that's who I am.

Okay. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the breeze radio network. Jeff Fisher. So from Dublin, Georgia, parents of a Georgia middle school student have accused a teacher of making disparaging remarks about President Barack Obama to students, calling him an evil man who hates America.

The Dublin newspaper reports that had contacted the teacher and her husband and that they declined to comment. Advise the teacher not to take political positions in conversations with students. Really? Oh, but it would be okay the other way probably? Yeah, I'm sure that it would be. All right, let's talk a little bit about a couple of stories that are, you know, just fascinate me. one, Brian Williams, who, you know, let's all, let's all be honest. All right.

Brian is not coming back. Good luck. God bless. I told you that before. He needs to just come out and say, I'm not coming back, but he won't. But he's not coming back. That's not going to happen. Nobody wants Brian back.

Go away. Go do whatever you're going to do. But he suggests, apparently, Uh, that he wanted if he'd had a brain tumor. Maybe I had a brain tumor or something in my head. I just didn't know. We had no clear sense of what happened. Ah, okay.

Thank you, Brian. Yes. Maybe you did. Talk to you later. See you. later. Have a good day, Brian. Take care. Okay. Okay. All right, let's talk about the future. I've got all kinds of stories happening today that are really future stories. I mean, there's stuff that you would say even a year ago, wow, that's going to be happening and yet

it's here today. Stuff that's really cool. Coming to a city near you, This is happening in the Dallas Metroplex. You need a doctor. Got him coming to a house call. He's got an app called M-E-N-D, M-D, M-D, M-D. Including it's the day in the Dallas Metroplex. Friday and weekends, you can call, make an appointment, comes to your house, takes a look, good to go.

The visits are very reasonable, according to MEND. $199 for the visit. $175 for a complex service. No services are running without a consent or payable credit card. Health savings account, flexible account. And what about if you need a prescription? Not only will men write out the prescription, but the out of pharmacy will provide same day.

Oh, they've got a pharmacy hooked up with them to do. So if you need something, they have a pharmacy that's good to go with you. And the doc comes to your house. coming to a city near you soon. Doctors are trying to get away and get around this wonderful thing we call Obamacare. Things you didn't think could happen last year that are happening now. The future.

Judge rules that a woman can serve divorce papers via Facebook message. New York judge has ruled the woman is allowed to serve her. ex-divorce papers on Facebook. Wait. What? She was unable to track down her husband for three weeks. Yeah, hate that. When you can't get your...

It's your person that you want to get a divorce from and you can't find him. So, it's necessary. Hey, we tried everything. We hired a private detective. We were unable to track Victor down. and he doesn't have a job. He doesn't have a driver's license or a billing address. Boy, that sounds like a good guy right there.

I want to marry him. You don't have a job or a driver's license or an address? Great, let's get married. However, they have communicated regularly on social media. Now, they haven't communicated in a week or so. I guess that's not regularly. But we'll continue to send a message per week for three weeks or until he responds and acknowledges the receipt. And now it says here in the story, it's unknown whether this decision will be used as precedent of future cases.

Ah, yeah. You can count on that. Because they've also, now this isn't the first time that they've used Facebook to serve legal paper. A man was allowed to serve child support payment documentation via Facebook. And apparently some foreign countries allow you to divorce over text message. Maybe ISIS does. We're divorced now. I'm not sure what countries that would be.

We're divorced. Okay, thank you. Smiley face. Thumbs up. Send the little pig little dog back. Thank you. Love you too. Come on.

But we've got a lot of really, really cool stories that are happening right now that we'll get into still hear the rest of the broadcast today before we leave you, all kinds of really cool stuff. This story really kind of hits on. Duh. We talk about California and what a great place California is and how they're running out of water.

We've talked about how they let rainwater just roll into the ocean. I heard another story about in Oregon and they have and they have Columbia River, I think it was, and where it flows into the ocean and they've been trying to snobes nag water before it slows into the ocean's fresh water before it rolls into the ocean and you divert that and use some of that in California.

Now, the people in Oregon are saying, now, now, now, now it'll go dry. Well, no, not really because you're already, you're using it way up there, you know, upstream. And we're going to be taking it downstream. So it's already past you. It's going to keep coming. It's free. Yeah, it's coming for the earth. But anyway, the rules and regulations.

and laws and the people that you've put in office, California, have caused this problem with you. The only problem, the other problem with that is, is that since it is, you know, I mean, California is one of the bread baskets of the world, and particularly the United States, that those particular rules and regulations and laws from those Dingleberry rulers in California that you've put in office are now going to affect the rest of the country. So perhaps, maybe, perhaps, perhaps, We may take a look at California and say, we're going to figure out some ways for you to get some water. Instead of having Dingleberry Brown say that,

you have to put a giant brick into your toilet tank. Okay. You can take two-minute showers. That's it. Well, in San Gabriel and Panama Valley's outside of L.A., they are on the forefront of using these large buses that are entirely electric. And they're all happy and they're excited and they're not using the gasoline and they're all these electric little buses. Everything's electric. And they're kind of expensive on the forefront.

A little pricey, but on the end they're going to try to save some money because they're all electric. Where do you think the electricity comes from? Hmm, where does electricity come from? It must be just that little thing on the wall that provides electricity. It couldn't be, I don't know, power companies that are getting it using fossil fuels. No, no, no, no, no. They'll be stupid. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff. So, 100,3033. This is the phone number if you'd like to participate. Coming up immediately following this broadcast, Pure Opelka, with Mike Opelka. And possibly, possibly today. Apparently he's giving away some kind of NRA stuff.

Because, you know, it's the big NRA weekend. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Guns, guns. More guns. It's one, you know, you want a bad mouth of Obama, but the one thing he's done is help the gun. manufacturer. So the economy is booming for the gun people. So maybe

next week you'll get the opportunity to have the hand lotion with Mike's picture on it. Maybe he can sign it for you so that every day you can just squeeze that Opelka head and keep those hands just soft, just like a little baby's bottom.

Pure opalca. This is the Blaze Radio Network. Thanks so much of being. here. Especially those of you listening live. Thank you. You know, we're live six to eight Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. For those of you listening at a different time, you are now downloaders. Thank you too. But where were you when it was live? Oh, you were sleeping. Oh, sorry. Sorry, we're a little bit too early for you.

Okay. All right. No problem. No problem. All right, let's talk a little bit of what's going on in the world around you. That is kind of cool. The future. The future. The future. The future.

What they've done now is they've got a computer now that's sitting on the face. The core Michigan micromote. It's on the face of a coin. That's how small it is. The micromote. How cool is that? You are close. to being able to put that chip in your body.

You are so close to that. It is unbelievable. Man, I'm telling you, I look, I don't know about you, but from time to time, you know, you want to get in your car, you want to drive, you know, before, heck, before kids we used to get in the car and just go. My wife and I just get in the car, let's go. We had a couple days off or we have a day off. Let's just go.

We get in the car and just go. Pull out of the driveway. Take a look at that crappy apartment we were living in and drive away. Just go. And some days you feel like you just want to go. You need even to know where the destination was. But it refreshes you, right? Many of you don't know what it's like to take off and not have a way for your people, family and friends, to get in touch with you.

Hell, we tell everybody on our Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, yick yak, periscope, all of it, right? Even Ticktack. We tell everybody where we're at, what we're doing, who we're with, how long we're going to be there, because that's what we do now. But still, really, what makes America great? Think about it, what makes America great. State to state travel.

We can go anywhere. No papers. No, yes, I'd like to go. go here, here's my papers. This is who I am or I am, right? Travel state to state. And I know it seems like we're way past that now because you've got an illegal ID and your license plate and everyone.

I get it, but you really don't have to unless you're, you know, if you're doing, following the law, you shouldn't have to show your papers. And really, I mean, it's hard to travel without someone tracking you, right, knowing where you're at. bank card, credit card. If you're, depending if you have a newer car, you've got all kinds of tracking devices on it, right? You've got your cell phones.

Get your laptops. You get your tablets. So if you're going to travel, you know, you're going to travel. You're going to have to do it very carefully if you don't want anyone to know where you're at and where you're going. But if you just want to take off, that'd be cool. but you don't need the cell phone or a laptop really right I mean you can still get all the news and information

entertainment and a thing called radio and I know all the disclaimers it can be done you can track me using my license plate I know I know and I want to say enough I want to say all right you've gone too far already I want to say

I know okay it's all for my safe I got it. I want to say take your government tracking system and put it up your government butts. I want to say that. But just chip me. Just chip me. I'm so ready for it.

Just put it in me. Let's go. Put it in me. Put the chip in me. Let me have the little IP so I can look at the information on the computer. Let me upload and download. download from my chip. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, go watch just an episode of a show called Continuum.

That's supposed to be way in the future. The future is here. Just chip me. I'm just ready. I want the driverless car. I know you're going to know where I'm at all the time. I get it. Okay, whatever.

I just, I don't want to have to drive everywhere. I don't want to have to carry a cell phone. I don't want to have to carry a tablet. I don't want to have to carry all this stuff. Just put a little chip in me. Let me have a little eye piece. Let's go. That's all.

Give me a little earpiece. Put a little speaker microphone piece in my neck. Just let me be done with it. Just be done with it. Okay? Let's be done with it. Now, you've beaten me down enough. You've beaten me down.

Okay? Just tell me, let me go. Let me go. Just let me go. I don't care that you know where I'm at. That's fine. It's fine. I just don't want to have to carry all the stuff around.

I know you've got cameras everywhere. I know. I know. Okay? I know that you've got the new drones, 4K video and ultrasound navigation that are fairly priced. I know they look really cool too, and they look pretty fast. There's a guy here that works for us. That's one of the engineers, and he has purchased a couple of drones, and he's been practicing filming with his drones. And really, that's, I mean, what a great idea,

because he's going to be in demand soon. And he is already. And so he's been showing me some of the footage he's taken around the Metroplex. Really cool. And that's going to be in demand. But one of the things that's going to happen and is happening already in places around the world coming to a city near you soon is there flying drones over protesters and just pepper spraying them. Yeah.

You know what? We're not going to send police in. We're not going to send all those nasty police officers in. You know what we'll do. We'll just send in the drones. Don't bother. They're here. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. Okay. So how is the work? World changed. I don't know. It's changed every day. I'm just reading these stories, and it just fascinate me.

I won't go into detail. I'll just give you the headlines on these stories. Then there's a couple that I'm going to go into detail on because they are absolutely fascinating to me. Headline. Watching porn doesn't cause bedroom problems for men, study says. Headline, porn doesn't desensitize guys or cause ED, study says. The social network for sex toys.

New network aims to link smart toys online so couples can control them remotely. I'm not going to go into that. I think you get the idea. However, that particular technology is going to be huge. Huge. So if you want to make some extra-million-dollar idea, you may want to find a way to get involved in that industry. Because it's going to be worth a lot of money.

But we get those stories. And then we hear stories about, oh, I don't know, the two California teachers accused of taking students on an unauthorized cocaine-fueled camping trip just to have sex with them. Now, apparently they're facing even more charges than that. I would like to say, however, that the two California teachers accused of taking students on an unauthorized cocaine-fueled camping trip, where do you go to get something like that authorized? Hi. Mr. Principal?

Ms. Principal? I'd like to take the boys on a cocaine-fueled camping trip. Is that okay? It's not going to happen, right? No, it's not. Sorry. Apparently, I mean, if you're a student, I don't know.

Do you say no to that? If you're a high school male and the two female teachers say, hey, want to go camping, do a bunch of cocaine and have sex? How many teenage boys are saying no to that? Well, apparently. Because just like in Pennsylvania, the judge dishing out a sentence, the Pennsylvania teacher whose flirtations allegedly led to sex with a 17-year-old male student, she's 35.

She got 30 days in jail, 60 days house arrest after pleading guilty in December to institutional sexual assault. Institutional sexual assault. Okay, the inappropriate relationship began in 2013. This is where

I don't, I am not quite sure I get this. But anyway, approach the boy at a school dance, began flirting with him. They began daily exchanges, cell phone, photos, videos, and eventually worked up to sex in a car. Get a hotel room. In a car? It was just the excitement.

Okay, well, apparently people were ticked at what they felt was a light sentence. But she was facing 14 years in prison. Thought it was a lenient sentence from the judge. but it also included three years probation, 100 hours of community service, and she is required to register as a sex offender for the next 25 years. Now, the judge, Judge Garrett D. Page of Montgomery County in Pennsylvania said, hey, that is candy to a young man. That's an irresistible temptation. So the judge is saying what a lot of 17, 16, 15-year-old boys are thinking, how can you say no?

Now, hopefully you can say, I've raised my son to know better, and those teachers are taking advantage of a young teenage boy. Yes, yes, they are. and they're damn they're wrong for doing it and they'll be damned for it and the Pennsylvania she's all wound up

she almost she says she almost lost her family amazing she still has her family to be honest with you and uh cost her career cost her career she said it was a life-changing experience

uh-huh not only for you I bet and as for the you know the cocaine field parties in California. Those were unauthorized. Of course you're in trouble.

Right. And by the way, okay, just so we're clear to all of you tweeting me at Jeff EMRA, I got it. Okay? Quarty, the password, I got it. Okay? I got it. It's the top row of the letters on the keyboard. And it's left to right.

Q-W-E-R-T-Y. I got it. Stop telling me. It doesn't make it good. Stop using it. I know I asked, why is that such an easy password? I got it. Thank you.

Quarty. Back up off me, okay? All right. All right. I know they're creating all right. I know they're creating all kinds of cool stuff. I got it. We'll get to more future stories next week, I promise.

There's a lot of cool stuff going on. But has anyone told you yet today? Do you look great? No? No, you do. You look great. Seriously. Except you're not really going to wear that all day, are you?

Ooh. This is. is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.