Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Birthdays Matter, Especially Yours! 1/30/16

Episode Date: January 30, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks about his recent birthday and how he will never reveal his real age. Jeffy also asks the question, "Why is everyone going to Iowa?". Plus, drone boarding, porn hubs, funeral fails and more! Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRA Like Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome. Welcome. Yes. You heard the announcer. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. So many stories to get to today. I'm not really sure where to start.

I'm kind of off-kilter driving in today. I'm halfway to the studios between my. my home in the studios, and I realize I don't have my phone. For some reason, I walked out of the house today without my lifeline. And I don't know what happened. It was up. I was on. I just there it sits.

I know where it's sitting. It's right there where I pick it up every day. And I came close to turn it around. I was about halfway. So, I mean, if you've ever forgotten something and you're halfway to your destination and you realize, oh, you got to go back. And it's not bad going back, but then turning around once you picked up what you forgot and going back to your other destination is the longest ride ever. So I thought, oh, all right.

doesn't matter don't need my phone I can I can make it for a few hours without my phone but I'm starting to get withdrawal sweats right now okay doesn't matter that I have my

laptop in front of me I have a desktop in front of me doesn't matter I have two landlines to the right of me doesn't matter any of that I don't have my my cell phone My phone, my lifeline, my handheld computer.

So, a little shaky, a little shaky today. I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it. All right, let's start with thanking everyone, including you, that wished me a happy birthday yesterday. Yes, yes, it was my birthday. I love how all the Facebook and Twitter post wishing me a happy birthday gave me different ages, ranging from, you know, 800 years of age to 99. I mean, even my daughter, the cake that we ended up using with cake and cupcakes from her last night was happy 200th.

I really do love that. Very few people know my exact age. I don't know. It started out as a kind of a silly joke, and now I just don't want anyone to know. I mean, even, you know, the guy that runs this joint, Glenn Beck, he doesn't know. He kills him.

Kills him. Now, look, they all have a pretty good idea, right? I mean, including my kids. But my kids, they are under threat of, real harm if they say anything. I remember my wife telling me a story

of the kids and her were at the Beck household. I'm not allowed there for some reason. And so my so-called friend, Glenn Beck, gets my son, Maximus, off to the side.

So, hey, how old is your dad really? Okay, Mr. on the sly. And my son, I love him. I can't tell you that. My dad will kill me. Now, look, I might not kill him. It's all of what they think will happen, not what will really happen.

But life would change dramatically for that child. You know, age is a funny thing. I don't know. It really is. I mean, how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Do you know the answer to that? I think about that all the time. It's because you're 8,000 years old.

How many lifetimes have you lived? You know, I say this to people, and they look at me like, like, what are you talking about? That seems like four lifetimes ago. How many lifetimes have you lived personally? Because I was figuring, I may have to write a book. I figure that every six, seven, eight, about seven or eight, every seven or eight years is a different lifetime. Everything changes in your life, but every seven or eight years, right around.

in there. I'll just think about it. I was thinking about, okay, so we moved from, for me, personally, you know, we moved from the farm into the city. I was 14, right? Double seven when my dad passed away. So it was another lifetime, starting a new lifetime. My oldest son was born when I was 28, right?

So, I mean, it's another lifetime. Just add just a few examples of, you know, my point. But so no matter how many years you've been alive, every, you know, seven or so years, different lifetime. The new lifetime. New lifetime. Everything changes. So, anyway, thank you. Thank you for all the birthday wishes.

You're all very kind, and I appreciate it. It means a lot. I don't like to have to celebrate birthdays, but it's a big deal for many humans here on earth. So thank you. I appreciate it. It's the thought. I know. I know.

It means we're thinking of you that we love you, Jeff. I know. I know. I said thank you. I mean that. Okay. Got it? Okay.

I gave you the quote how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were. But a couple of my favorite quotes that you can take with you today. Okay? One from George Elliott. It's never too late to be what you might have been. And one from George Bernard Shaw. We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.

Think about it. This is the Blaze Radio Network, the Jeff Fisher Show. Thank you so much. We have so much to get to today. There's a lot of really cool stuff. You know, I'm tiring of some of the big stories, so we may have to just blow right by them because some of those big stories are maddening.

So we may just have to get caught up on some of those stories that slide under the radar of the big stories. 888-903-33 is the phone number. You can use that if you want to participate in the show. If not, sit back. Pour yourself a nice hot cup of coffee. Light up a nice cigarette, sit down, and get ready to enjoy the show. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to pay. put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do? The smartest thing you can do is get a home warranty from American residential warranty.

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fans to stop turning. Call American residential warranty right now. Ask how you can save up to 50% on washer and dryer coverage. Just call 1,800686, 3910. That's 1,80063863910. Again, 1,800 686 3910. Call now. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-9033 is the phone number. You can always Follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA. Instagram, Jeffie MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. You've got Mike Opelka, Pure O'Pelca, coming up immediately following this broadcast today. Then we'll give you a little rewind of Jay Severin, right into Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags, all live, all right here on the Blaze Radio Network. And as you know, you know, I'm, I'm tiring.

I can't, I'm tiring of the election, you know, the primaries, but the big one coming up in Iowa on Monday. And I didn't go to Iowa with, you know, with the other three dingleberries. They're all, Glenn Patton, Stu are all in Iowa. And I thought about it. I thought, oh, no, I want to go to Iowa. Really? It's going to be in the 70s here in Texas.

I want to go to Iowa where it's just, it's cold. and they're going to all these cities. They're going to be driving and, ugh. Now that event said it would be fun, parts of it anyway. But I opted for Dallas, Texas. And we've got the big, so you can follow, you know, what's happening. And, of course, on Glenn's Facebook page and what's going on in Iowa.

You know, he's there for, you know, trying to spread the word on Ted Cruz. and I'm tiring of the primaries quickly, tiring of all the, can we just move on? You know you're not going to put Hillary in jail, so let's just give her the Democratic nomination. Trump is starting to fail or falter, I should say.

People are actually maybe trying to grasp exactly that he's not saying anything. he's just yapping and let's get us a real candidate and then let's go move on so we can get Mr. Obama out of that

house fast okay please please thank you so one of the guys that works

on the blaze Brian Noel, I'm told, has his own little special little Brian Noel blog. And so New York sends me a link to the Brian Noel blog. And the caption of this particular writing by Mr. Brian Noel at Brian Knowle blog.com, birthdays matter especially yours and I know you don't know Brian

if you know Brian you know he's you know Mr. Positive Mr. on top of the world Mr. I'm going to get right on that and I love it I love it but his little I think birthday celebration

I give you a little piece of the clip of the interlude of Brian Noel blog I think birthday celebrations are important because whether we're consciously aware of the fact or not, the reflections of our gratitude for the gift of life. Birthdays are milestones in our lives. We grow with each year we live, and no matter the circumstances, we can always find

things to be grateful for. Celebrating this precious gift does not require us to be arrogant or selfish, as some may believe, but it's best when we express our appreciation for family and friends and all the great experiences we've had. I've noticed some young adults dedicated an entire month to their birthdays. Hey, oh, wait a minute. I can have like a birthday novella. I can celebrate, you know, for weeks on end.

I should have thought that a long time ago. Right? He's right to a point. Now, he's right because he writes this on his 27th birthday. All right. I told you that my oldest son was born when I was 28. So I may have written something like this when I was 27. Not really, but close.

At 27, you know, life was, you know, just bought a house. And I'm all in love. Everything's got hunky-dory. I've only been kicked in the teeth a few times. So at 27, you know, this is the way you're good for him. Wait a few years, Brian, okay? Wait a few years. You may change your birthdays matter to birthdays suck, especially yours.

I'm Brian. No. Oh, my gosh. Why am I? And I already thanked you for wishing me happy birthday, right? Okay. I already told you I'm a little off kilter. I don't know my phone.

I'm a little shaky. Okay? So just back off me. Back off me. So I'm going through the social media world and I'm trying to figure out, oh, it's interesting here, what's interesting here. And I see that, oh my gosh, Twitter shares drop on news of companies' executive shakeup. And they go through this list and Twitter is just, you know,

people are jumping ship left and right. And Dorsey, the CEO. is saying, you know, trying to calm everybody down and saying we're making the big shake-up. But then I remember a few days before that, it talks about Twitter stock, before all this happened, before they started kicking doors down. Twitter stock is down some 40%. So Jack Dorsey, the CEO, kicked out of the billionaires club. So Jack gets out of the billionaires club.

Billionaires Club on Twitter and then a few days later people are getting the boot. I mean, people are changing their lives at Twitter, making changes, moving on, finding more exciting things to do with their lives, working for other experiences, just not Twitter. So really, Jack is just like, look, I'm not a billionaire anymore, you people are gone. I want to get some people in here that's still going to continue to make me a billionaire, please. So good luck, Jack. I mean that. Good luck to you.

I hope you crank that back up to the billionaire status. And for those of you that are Facebook lovers, and I'm torn. I think I like, the only reason I like Twitter better is because it's quick hit and move on. Facebook, people, you know, they want to explain and they want to write stories and they want to tell stories. And I got, okay, that's fine. But as far as news and information and moving on, I really prefer Twitter. I know Facebook is trying to move on. And then Twitter tries to do that with their, you know, well, extra long tweets.

You can have extra long tweets. No. I mean, you can still have. There's ways for you to have extra long tweets now. But, no, Twitter's not supposed to be for that. Okay. Jack, you might want to think about that when you're thinking about you losing your money. Maybe you're trying to do too many big things.

and catch up to Facebook. You don't need to catch up to Facebook, okay? Be Twitter. It's a little helpful hint from me. Be yourself. So Facebook and our man Zuckerberg, who has not been kicked off that billionaire list, I'll guarantee you that. They like to believe that they are, you know, hey, we're Facebook and we're, we love people

and we're here for you. Okay? And we care about you. And we, most importantly, we're Facebook. Okay, and what we do is what's important. So, Facebook is now banning private sales of guns on Facebook and Instagram and it's meant to clamp down on unlicensed gun transactions. Are we really sure that that's a big deal on Facebook?

I'm on Facebook quite a bit. I'm on Facebook quite a bit. And I'm trying to remember if I've ever had a post saying, hey, Jeff, want to buy one of my guns? No. Now, they already say, you know, they prohibit offering marijuana and pharmaceuticals and illegal drug sales. Yeah, they prohibit that, but they don't prohibit those ads shoving in your face along the side in every, every down timeline shoving ads in your face. They believe that's all they make their money, Jeff. I know.

But the big holier than thou banning private sales of guns. I don't think that was really that big of a deal. But it sounds good, doesn't it? You can't sell your private guns anymore on Facebook. Huh. Never knew you were doing that to begin with. But hey, okay. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. is the Jeff Fisher Show. Teens and older adults in America are shifting to virtual sex. Choosing pornography because it's less risky than actually having sex, according to a new survey of porn in America. The study, the porn phenomenon. The only area of growth area of why young and older men and women turning to porn is because they believe a picture or a video. is safer than the real thing. Huh?

Now, the frightening thing about that is that while, you know, you can believe that and that's, you know, okay, I got it. And I understand it. You do lose the, uh, that whole human companionship information communication thing with another human. So the farther we get away from that, look out, have fun. Right? Now, portions of the secrets and the porn phenomenon, we're going to get the full report in April. We will be covering that here on the Jeff Fisher program, the full report of the porn phenomenon. So this might not even be right.

You know how they throw out study stuff and then they give you a headline and then actually it didn't say that in the study? So we'll watch out for that and see if that's actually true. Speaking of porn, though, there was a big story earlier. Speaking of porn, there was a big story earlier this week where there was a big funeral in Great Britain. And they had all the people there and they were, it was sad. The funeral of the father and son, car crash. I'm trying to remember the story now. It was a father and son who died in the car crash.

And he had, they had a baby born by C-section from the wife in the car crash. It was just horrible. I mean, it was just horrible. And so they had the joint funeral and everybody was there and crying and said, and they were going to show a, you know, a memory video of the father, of the son, the family. and the feature man is facing the crowd and says, you know, let's roll the remembrance video.

They push play and it's just some porn movie. So sad. All these people ready for this video. There's just a big porn shoot going on. And it lasted for like, you know, or four minutes to get somebody in there and stop it. And they were, oh, wound up.

And I don't blame them at all. But it is something that I haven't experienced that before. So it might be, I'm glad. I'm glad. But we do have some news. You remember last weekend we had the big Jonas, right, the storm, the storm up the east coast. and it was going crazy. We were concerned.

Heck, it got really worse later Saturday for a lot of the East Coast. So I mean, just getting started. People, while when my broadcast was on last week, people were like, there's nothing going on. They shut down all the transportation. There's nothing happening. And then six hours later, they're, you know, snowed in. But the PornSite Pornhub compiled data

over the weekend and noticed a huge spike in porn usage in the areas that were the most snowed in. That makes sense, right? Boston, New York, Philadelphia, all saw huge spikes

in porn viewing on porn hub. Right? Boston was Up, you know, 8% on Saturday, 6% Friday and Saturday. New York was up 9% on Saturday. Philadelphia, Philadelphia Friday and Sunday were busy days for Philadelphia. However, the city that broke through the roof.

Yes, the place that was blasting porn hub. Up 22% on Friday. up 21% on Saturday, up 25% on Sunday, Washington, D.C. So, congratulations to all the people in Washington, D.C. that were snowed in and working for me, working for you, working for us in our capital. Nothing else to do. Hey, let's just watch. porn. So congratulations to Washington, D.C. for breaking through that. It's an important thing.

So I'm reading an article that says they have a list of asexual stars who shun sexual intimacy. And, you know, I mean, we've all heard the stories and how, you know, people who, you know, say, hey, I don't want to have sex. And it's for energy purposes. And, you know, I mean, you know, the arguments for the monks and the priests and, you know, people trying to, you know, better themselves and reach a higher plane of living all abstain from sex. And, you know, I mean, in the documentary, Rocky, I believe Mick, the trainer, said it best

when he said women weaken legs. Very important, right? No sex. Women weaken legs. So I start clicking through the slide, Joe, and I think, well, I just have to do this on the air because it's fascinating to me. So these stars who are asexual or they're pretending to be. Because Morrissey writes about his 90s relationship with photographer Jake Owen, Walters, in his autobiography. The former singer of the Smith has said he is celibate.

He wrote out his fan site, unfortunately, I am not. homosexual. In technical fact, I am humosexual. I'm attracted to humans, but of course not many. Lek. Lady Gaga? Okay, you know, she said, you think that her sexy role in the American Horror Story Hotel, Lady Gaga, would be pretty sexually adventurous. Yet, Gaga told MTV.com, I can't believe I'm saying this. Don't have sex. It's not really cool

anymore to have sex all the time. It's cooler to be strong and independent. It's okay not to have sex. It's okay to get to know people. I'm celibate. Celibus, he's fine. And then she got engaged to Taylor Kinney. So she moved on from that whole,

that whole celibate thing. Janine Garofalo. You could go ahead and write your own jokes with Janine. But she considers herself asexual. And it often talks about it in her stand-up act. I don't have a fear of intimacy. I have a sort of genuine lack of interest. Okay.

Carl Lagerfeld. And this picture of Carl Lagerfeld that I'm looking at is a tremendous picture of Carl. And those of you that are splashing yourself with fufu juice from Carl Lagerfeld and want to smell that Lagerfeld aroma through the house, Remember that the German fashion designer, Carl Lagerfeld, reportedly renounced sex after his partner, Jacques de Boucher, passed away in 1989. I actually didn't know that. Lagerfeld owns a Red Point Berman cat, which he said he would marry if it were legal.

Okay, easy, Carol. You know the family is like, holy crap, he's going to give everything to the cat. Richard Simmons. Love Richard. Exercise guru Richard Simmons calls himself a loner and lives in the Hollywood Hills with two maids and his Dalmatians. Richard claims there are sacrifices you have to make. I don't have a lot to offer one person.

I have a lot to offer to a lot of people. Thank you, Richard. Appreciate it. Love you. Tim Gunn. I love Tim Gunn from Project Runway. Tim is great. And he claims that he's gay, but he hasn't been in a romantic relationship in over 30 years.

And he's talked about this several different places. And he's a couple, the last time I think he was, he's getting tired of talking about it. I mean, I don't know Tim and I wish I would love to meet him. I love Project Runway. I'm forced to watch it, but I, you know, look, I am fashion. I think we all know that. I mean, you watch the Blaze Television Network. You know, I am fashion.

It's clearly. It's clearly. And I would love to meet Tim. And he just, the one interview he talked about, look, I just, I don't have time. I haven't found anybody that he was in some big relationship, you know, 30 years ago. I guess it broke his heart. He broke his heart. So he wanted to, he's just kind of moved on from that for now.

He's too busy and he's not worried about it. And, you know, good for him. Good for him. Ralph Nader, political activist born in 1934, never married. He told the colleague in the 70s that he either had to have a wife or a career. He couldn't handle both. There's no wife in his world. So he took the career, right?

Mike Skinner of British band The Streets has publicly stated that he is asexual. But he did get married in 2010 after his wife, birthed their daughter in 2009. In this story, it says, fun fact, sometimes asexual people have sex, get married and have children. Sun Ra. American jazz musician Sun Ra was known for his experimental music and cosmic philosophy. He led a life of no indulgences, eating very little food, not partaking in recreational drugs, and reportedly never having sex. He's dead. He died at 79 in 1993.

So he lived a pretty good life, right? Right, he did. Yes. Emily Autumn, glam rock singer, violinist, uses humor and sexuality in her shows to mock things that are going on socially and politically. But offstage, she has described yourself as as asexual. She said that she doesn't have anything against sex, however. No, no. I don't want to let you.

Don't make me think that you have anything against it. Paula Poundstone. Ooh, in this picture, Paula, you've had a little too much work done, baby. I've met Paul Poundelton a couple of times, and she's actually pretty funny in person. And she's funny on stage, no question. She's got some good bits. But I think she's adopted kids and stuff because this story talks about she identifies as as asexual and says that not being interested in sex is a huge time saver. I mean, that's a Paula Pondstone joke.

But I think she's adopted kids or something. I got to look, Paula. Anyway, this picture of Paula has got to be. I don't know how old it is, but she's since the last time I've seen Paula, which has probably been 10 years ago, maybe, maybe 15 years ago. She's had some serious work done, Paula. Take it easy, baby. Nikol Tesla. Don't be fooled by the scientist.

Tesla is believed to have been asexual and celibate for his entire life. Wow. I didn't know that about Tesla. that's a perfect example of using the energy that your body has for a higher purpose. I mean, that's a good argument for that, to stay asexual. Now, those of you that are married with children, just consider yourself, you know, I don't know. Happy American good enough. Happy earthling that has sex, and you can look at all the people that don't have sex.

just shake your head and go, I'm not sure why they would do that. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. It is that on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-9033-33 is the phone number. If you want to participate, you can always follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Look, not a lot of time left in this hour.

So we'll just give you one more portion. story. Okay. Accident, early Sunday morning, 3.30. Michigan State police troopers were called to the ramp of the lodge of southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie behind the wheel. The driver was not wearing a seatbelt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene. Tragic story. On Tuesday, speaking to the state police, Fox 2, about a different story.

The state police revealed that the man who had died on the I-75 ramp was watching porn and masturbating while driving. And he didn't have any pants on at the time of the crash. So please, dear Lord, don't. Don't drive and porn. Just don't drive and porn. It's a helpful hint from me. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

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This is the... Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 8889000 33-93 is the phone number. If you'd like to participate, you don't have to, though. Mike Opelka, Pure Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. I think I heard through the grapevine. I don't know what the special gift is today that he could be giving away on the show.

I'm told that he has a special prize pack of like halls and recolas, And, you know, maybe some, you know, some, you know, some dake will going on. You know, just it's the cold and flu season, you know. So it is possible that he's just going to be giving a special pharmacy giveaway pack. I'm not sure, though. That's just what I heard through the grapevine. So you never know. Just listen in to Michael Pelka, Pureo Pelcom, immediately following this broadcast and see if you can become a winner.

Then we have a little bit of a rewind of the best J-7. coming up and then Chris Salsato, Mike Slater and Joe Pags, all live Saturdays on the Blaze Radio Network. Sundays, you got a little Bill Handel, Jackie D with some energy. Actually, Jackie has some fascinating interviews with some people who are top players in the energy field. And especially now with oil, you know, tanking. And the lowest price I've seen in my neck of the woods is $1.39 a gallon, something like that. So, I mean, oil is just tanking and economies around the world are suffering. And so, you know, it's important that, you know, she will have some people who will tell you what to expect and what's happening in the future on that show. And then Monday through Friday, you know, hello, Doc and Skip, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu.

You need not go anywhere else, but the Blaze Radio Network. Follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and, of course, Instagram, Jeffie MRA. So life in the drone age. Life in the drone age. Have you seen drones flying over your neighborhood yet? Have you seen neighbors playing with their drones in the yard and in the streets trying to figure out what's going on? Have you seen people trying to think that it's the new outlet?

So we've got a guy here at the Mercury Studios that he, I think he has two pretty good-sized drones now, two of the bigger ones. And he's got the cameras hooked up, and he's been practicing with his tablet to film with them. So, I mean, I believe he's been used on a couple of projects now because he's one of the, you know, one of the beginners that broke out and said, I'm going to teach myself how to do this and has been using, you know, filming stuff for, you know, local areas. So if there's a little helpful hit, if you need a job, if you're out and you think, man, I wish I could find a way to make some money. There you go. Get yourself a drone and a tablet and start filming stuff for people.

I'm not sure. I'm sure that there's go out and sell your wares. And there's probably real estate tycoons, companies that would use your, your help in filming their properties with your drones. Make sure you do it right. I watched one guy run a... He was so bad. Oh, my gosh, he was so mad.

He's filming some stuff here at the studio. And I never met him before. I don't know who he is, but he's here filming some stuff with his drone. And he's got the camera on and he's filming it. And they're doing something with Glenn. And I'm not... I don't know what the deal was.

I'm not sure why we were using him. I'm not sure why he was here. If he was doing it on his own time. I don't know. I understand the complete why he was here. Because we do have people that could do that. But this guy was here, and he was showing off his drones and filming. And so he was going to come down the center of the Mercury Studios

and go up over this thing and then come back down again. And so he practices and he goes up and it's everything slow motion. He goes up over and comes back down. And then they realize, okay, well, We're going to come around this corner and go up and down, and that's how we're going to film it. And so no problem. And so he comes around the corner and he goes up and he comes up and he drops down too soon as he goes over this walkway. And the drone crashes on the top of this walkway and then slams down.

Oh, my gosh, was he mad? He was pissed. I mean, the drone was crashes. I don't even know. I mean, obviously, I had to fix it. The camera cracked. I mean, he was not happy. And everybody was like, well, you know, sorry, but, you know, you're the one driving, dude.

It's all right. So anyway, be careful while you're doing it. Know what you're doing. Have a little practice first. Okay? Okay. Good. Need to do that.

But get ready for it because they're on the way. And I just watched a video this weekend of kids drone boarding. Obviously, there's a serious weight limit to drone boarding unless you've got a, you know, a 747 drone. They're not going, if you're an adult, that drone is probably not going to be pulling you on your board. But the kids were being pulled with the drone, you know, down the road and through the yard. You just hook a rope onto that drone and let it, it fire it up and then just have to. have it pull you. It looks like it'd be pretty fun. It'd be something for you and the kids to do with the winter.

Troneboarding. Okay. And you've got, you know, Amazon are getting ready. They want to, they want to start delivering stuff with drones. And they've got a big, big center, not far from us here at the Mercury Studios. And in particular, you know, where we live. And there's going to be drones everywhere. I'm actually looking forward to seeing how.

it's going to work with drones flying around delivering packages. And I know Google or Alphabet, they have a drone delivery project, which they're trying to, you know, patent for their delivery receptacle. Now, see, that's the whole thing. I don't think that they're, I don't think that they're patenting the drone. What they're patenting is the delivery receptacle so that when companies, companies like Amazon, UPS, whatever other companies are going to be delivering with drones, they're going to need that receptacle to deliver packages, right? And so Google is like, okay, we're on it.

Use our delivery receptacle, okay? Because anybody else is, you know, we've already got ours done. So we'll see if this is going to actually be pulled off. is going to have to be some kind of, some kind of weird regulations happening because, Jeff, you want big government? No. What I want is safe airwaves over my neighborhood. That's what I want, okay?

Sitting on my back porch in the Metroplex, I can look up and the DFW airport is, over there, straight ahead from my back porch. Love Field is over there, off to about 10 o'clock for my back porch. And about at the 9 o'clock from my back porch is Alliance Airport. So at any one time, there's at least one and up two, I think the most I've seen

in my vision for my back porch is like seven or eight planes in the air at all times. Planes, helicopters. I mean, they're flying over the Metroplex. Added to that, drones flying around, and I got you, they're not as high, but there's still drones flying around over neighborhoods, delivering packages. I just want to feel safe, that's all. We just want safety. I want my kids to be able to play in the back.

and not have to worry about the alphabet's delivery receptacle breaking off of the drone and dropping on their head with a set of plates for Millie across the street. I don't want that to happen, okay? Because it's darn going to happen. You can count on that. And then we have the bigger drones. I mean, when you and I are talking about drones and drone deliveries, we're talking about the smaller ones. You know, small table-sized drones that carry, you know, maybe 50 pounds, something like that. The government drones obviously are, you know, airport-sized drones.

And we've been using those forever around the world. And those are, in particular, dangerous machines. And we've been killing people left and right all over the world with those. And I'm sure I'm almost positive that they haven't been monitoring us here in the United States with them. I'm sorry. I made myself laugh. Just a little bit. Of course they have.

My gosh, they can tell us know all they want. But you know that they have. And now, one of the big things, we've got the Super Bowl coming up this next weekend. And I'm going to be out in San Francisco. We're going out San Francisco to do the... Hold on. I got to remember the name of what we're going to be at. the Super Bowl breakfast hosted by athletes in action out in San Francisco next weekend.

We're going to do that, and it's going to air on the Blaze television network on Sunday on Super Bowl Sunday. And we're all the shows going out, Glenn, Pat's due and myself, we're going out to San Francisco, and we're going to be a part of the athletes in action, and we're going to have some interviews and watch some of the speeches and stuff that's going on at the breakfast. there's going to be super NFL players it'll be really fun it'll be a lot of fun now am I going to the Super Bowl itself

I'll let you know I'm not saying yes I'm not saying no I'll let you know but security if you've ever gone to a big event similar to the Super Bowl there's nothing ever similar to the Super Bowl okay I got it

if you've gone to big events you know security is heavy and the Super Bowl Security is no joke. I mean, the last Super Bowl I went to as, you know, even just as the press, they're going, you put your bags in a separate room.

They're sniffing it with dogs. They're checking it all out. And you're standing in line going, this guy here next to me has been on TV for 50 years. I'm pretty sure he's not going to do anything bad. But security is really heavy. And now they're worried about the fiber optics and drone. attacks. So not only do we have, you know, security from everywhere else, we now are employing the

FAA to make sure that we don't have any drone attacks for the Super Bowl as well. So good luck. God bless with that. And then my favorite Super Bowl story so far, and there'll be more because obviously the next couple of weeks is just, you know, Super Bowl intense stories. Because that's what's happening. It's the game of the century, the Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers. And everybody's, most people are rooting for Payton Manning to get his second Super Bowl victory.

And yet, Cam Newton and Carolina, they want that young whippersnapper who has the ego through the roof to be knocked down a peg or two from Peyton. and I wonder who they're rooting for in San Francisco since they realized as they were setting up the field at Levi Stadium the field crew set up the field and they took a few pictures and the press were like you know you have the Denver Broncos painted on both end zones right there's two teams playing one end zone is supposed to be

the Carolina Panthers and the other one is the Denver Broncos Wait, what? Yeah, we just took a couple of pictures of the field And both end zones are for Denver Oh, I guess I'll just have to fix it Really sorry So I think we have an idea of who the grounds crew Anyway is rooting for for the Super Bowl

Here we go This is the Jeff Fisher show The Jeff Fisher show is on Panic, panic in the air, panic. So when flying on any airline, you know, this story is about American Airlines. And I know a couple of American airline pilots, and they're both, you know, good men. And I love, they're good friends of Mars. I love them.

But American Airlines has had such an issue lately. And I don't understand what the deal is. However, this has never happened to me flying. I've had rowdy passengers on planes before, you know, where you just sit down, shut up, go sit down before they start calling security and have to turn the plane around or they'll be taking you off when we land, okay, shut up. We'll have that. But I haven't had this week two planes for Americans. Crew and passengers suffered from some sort of mystery illness. Yeah.

A flight from Brazil to the United States. Three members of the staff became ill. And they landed in the... Okay, we're going to land. We're going to put it down. And then the second one left Rio de Janeiro for Miami. And, oh, no, we're going to land in Brazil. And we're going to land in Brazil.

That's it. No problem. We're going to land in Brazil. And then, oh, that was the first one from Rio de Janeiro. Then they landed in Brazil. And the second one left London, turned around. No. We're done.

Have a nice day. Turn around. Now, no. I mean, if I'm on a plane and all of a sudden the crew is starting to get sick, No, we need to find a place to land this bad boy right now. Okay? Now, passengers, you know, yeah, you know, you got to turn around, but on the other hand, you want to get to your destination, right?

So, I mean, are the, you know, yep, okay, Millie's sick. Sorry about that, Millie. We'll put you in quarantine over there. but we want to get to our destination. We're all going to Miami, and that's where we want to end up. We don't want to end up in Boise. Okay?

But I've never had anybody get really, you know, anything like that happened. I've been delayed, you know, at security. I've been, had the doors shut in my face, that the runway, and that is agonizing experience in itself. People, you know,

fighting on the plane the one guy was amazing he was drunk and he was trying to he was busy trying to hit on this girl and in the end he started they asked him to sit down and he was go back to his seat and he didn't want to go

and I would one guy beat me to the punch because I was at the point of sit down and the guy in front of me stood up and just went Dude, go sit down. And off he went. He shuffled his way back to his little seat.

It was fantastic. And that was it. He just sat there with his tail between his legs, the rest of the flight. But you started thinking about people getting sick. Now, for you, conspiracy theorists out there, it's test runs of illnesses on planes. Okay. I'll give you that. I'll give you that, but the reaction was fine, and people all lived.

Okay? All right. Now, speaking of tail between their legs, a maverick surgeon has announced that he has successfully put one monkey's head on another monkey's body. He claims we're now one step closer to the first human head transplant. He wants to do that now since he's been working with scientists in China and South Korea on mice, monkeys, and human cadavers. It's important that people stop thinking this is impossible. The head transplant surgery involves cooling both bodies to a very low temperature and

cutting the neck and spinal cord with an exceptionally sharp knife. Nah, you know what? Just use that rusty old saw over there. Just cut that thing and we'll try to put it back together on the other side. Okay? With an exceptionally sharp knife. Thank you. Why don't we use, I don't know, lasers?

Just a thought? The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. 888-9033-93 is the phone number. Jacob, you're on the program. Welcome to it. How are you? Hey, Jeff.

I'm doing pretty good, sir. What's up? Just tune in to you. I was hearing you're talking about a little bit of diseases and whatnot, and I just wanted to touch on the, everybody said the Ebola's gone, right? It's not in history. Don't even worry about it.

I don't know why you ought to just set you. This is Jacob from the website, right? Yeah, from Ebola outbreak, map.com yet, sir. Yeah, you should just shut that down. It's over. No more Ebola. Yeah, well, I thought you'd think, right? But this had two new cases just last week in Sierra Leone.

A lady died from it was a college student. In Sierra Leone, she died and her aunt's got it now. and they're treating her, and they're like tracking down all the people that were exposed to it, and she died the 14th of January. I mean, I'm not laughing at her death, but it's pretty bad that it's still out there. So anyway, so I should need to be concerned about that on my airplanes now? If you're, yeah, if you're going over to Europe and you're seeing some refugees from Africa, that could be a possible concern because she vomited in three different taxicabs in Sierra Leone.

That was the 14th. She died to 14th, so the incubation period is, they said 21 days, so 14th, she died, so that could be after any day, the 21 days past that. And, of course, her aunt who cared for her, and she washed her body because she died. It was a Muslim burial that gave her. So her family members washed her body down. Right. And they weren't using any protective gear at all during that time. And so that's, and she was, her aunt was one of them, happened to get Ebola just 21st of this month.

So that's going on over there, and there's a big riot over there in Sierra Leone because they weren't to force the quarantines, and the police actually shot three people over there because they were rioting about trying to quarantine people over there. So I should cancel my vacation plans to Sierra Leone. Well, if you go into Europe, you know, if you're going over to the big hub over there, because Paris and Calais and all that stuff,

just to be aware of what's going on because it hasn't been 21 days yet, you know, because it's waiting for any more news. who all the food is wrecking them all down over there. All the information is on the website at ebullah outbreak map.com. Thank you very much. I appreciate it, Jacob. He's bringing me down. I was all ready to go on vacation to Sierra Leone,

and then I was going to take a memory, jaunt to Paris, and, you know, it's kind of hang out, and now I got nothing. I can't go anywhere. It's too much stuff in the air, bad stuff. I can't take a cab at Sierra alone, but when I get the airport, what am I supposed to do? Just stay at the airport? I mean, I can't take a cab.

I don't know which cab's been barfed in from Ebola humans. It's so bad. It's so bad. And now we're working about, I mean, I should have asked him about the, we've got the Zeta virus everywhere, making its way from Central America up to the Americas into the United States. Zeta virus. and they're saying, you know, pregnant women, they're telling people in South America, hey, well, I know you're thinking about getting pregnant

and you're married and everything and you want to have kids, but let's, how about not? Let's not do that right now until we figure out what we're doing with this whole Zeta virus thing because, look, we don't have any kind of, we don't have any kind of way to cure it. And we may start working on that. They're working on some kind of antivirus,

You know, and this time this year, maybe. Right now we got nothing, though. So don't have any kids. And look, be careful when you get bit, you know, don't try not to get bit by the mosquitoes. Okay. And then we'll be okay. All right.

And look, we know the cases are just, you know, adding up and people are getting sick. But don't, look, don't worry about it. It's fine. Oh, it's been all over South America and now Central America. Now we're bringing, you know, it's coming into the United States. Don't worry about it, though.

do not worry about it because it's fine. We got everything under control, even though we don't, we don't know how to cure it. We don't have any antivirus. And we're going to try to get to that sometime in a year or so. Maybe we can, you know, if we can find the time. Boy, I wish we could find the time to try to figure out what the heck that Zeta virus is. But nope, can't find the time now.

I was all ready to go to London. I saw a great piece of art display in London. And this artist has been leaving these twin dolls in the London centers for the past week or so, maybe even a little bit longer now. they are really freaky looking. They're crafted to look like the Britain's Victorian era. And he's got them on the stairs, and they're in one of the tubes,

one of the subway cars, or they're on the platform, or they're just outside, just outside the entrance. And some of the looks on the people's faces of the pictures. as they walk around these dolls are priceless. Priceless. They are really, really cool. Because think about how you'd feel. These dolls are about, I don't know, four feet, four or five feet tall.

And they're really kind of freaky looking. And they've got that, you know, that doll eye stare thing going on. And the artist. is making them up because they, he believes the artist believes that I believe we are moving

toward a future where theme park attractions not only give you a physical experience but also play with your mind and concept of what is real. Okay?

Darren Brown. these are all just a promo piece for an upcoming horror exhibition at Thorpe Park. So there's going to be this great, well, we're going to have to, we'll talk to you about the horror expedition at Thorpe, but we have got to get some pictures of what's going on at the horror exposition. That would be fun to go to. But seeing these dolls around are really, In America, they probably, hey, look, today, the dolls were shot 20 times.

Yes, they've been stabbed 35 times on the subway. But here are the dolls laying on the floor. In London, then people are just walking by them going, okay. Just, we're just going to walk around them, kind of creepy. And it does look really creepy. They look great, though, but they are creepy. And if you just don't walk in the street, especially those of you who are, you know, in the cities, you know, you walk downtown, you're going to lunch, you're taking the trains, you're taking the, you know,

you're taking whatever mass transit it is, and then, here's these four-foot dolls just standing there, staring. And one is, one is holding another little baby. and one of the scenes you see where they're pushing a little baby carriage. So you know in the baby carriage is the baby doll. I mean, this is really creepy. So let's tell me to look forward to the horror. The horror gathering at Thorpe Park.

He'll go to the horror theme park. Yeah, let's do that. Why not? Just go. But I love the real life art exhibits on the street because that really, for the artists, I mean, that's what they want, right? That's what you want. You want to create that whole, that feeling, that whole gut reaction of whether it's good or bad.

You just want to create it. And so good for him. Good for him. We'll be talking a little bit more about the old horror exhibit. I'll guarantee you that because I want to see some of the exhibits, see exactly what they're talking about on the old horror stands. I'll tell you that right now. Now, one of the things I teased on my Twitter account at Jeffie. MRA and my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio, was big butts are healthier?

Wait, what? That's what the study says, okay? That's what the study says. Now, they also talk a little bit about, there's another story that, you know, coincided with this one about, hey, these are things that only people, girls with big butts will understand. And maybe I might go through some of those because I found it was funny that right after, I mean, right there. It must have been marketing because first there's a study on how healthy big butts are.

And then here's another story about girls with big butts. That's the only thing that they will understand. Now, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol all, and they're more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Huh? Come on now. So, therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems. Having a big buck requires an excess of omega-3 fats, which have been proven to catalyzed brain development.

What? The researchers also find that children, born to women with wider hips, are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer less curvy mothers. Oh, man. The study analyzed data from 16,000 women. Huh? Having a big butt also favors. Liptin levels in the female body,

which is a hormone responsible for regulating the weight. And a dionopectina and the dynopectina, a hormone, a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular protective, and anti-diabetic attributes. Huh. I mean, that's, who didn't know that? Huh. Man, what are you?

Stupid? I mean, Dinopectina, everyone knows is a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular, protective, and anti-diabetic attributes. Right? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio.

Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-0-33-93. So I see a tweet here from Michael Pelka at Stunt Brain. And I see this after I went on a little bit about the Zeta virus. So apparently you're going to, he's going to have a big time doctor on to talk a little bit about the Zika virus on the Michael Palka Piro Palka broadcast immediately following this broadcast on the Blaseka. Radio Network. So I'm sure he's going to go a little bit more in-depth than my saying that, hey, we don't have any vaccine, we don't have any antivirus, and, you know, good luck, God bless. That's just the way it is. Good luck, God bless. So you can tune in for that and actually

you might learn something, although I already told you. There's no cure. It's coming up from Central America. So be careful. I already told you that. But you'll hear it from a doctor and it'll make it sound more important for you. Okay, whatever. So I'm looking at this London Toy Fair. And I was looking at some of the, you know, best tech toys from the toy fair. And how cool is that to have the London Toy Fair going on and then having the dolls in the subway while you're going to the toy fair?

Huh? Promoting the horror show? Nice. Good plan. And we talked a little bit about drones earlier in the broadcast, and one of the cool picks was the micro drones that they have at the toy fair. So, I mean, they're already, you know, building up. But the coolest one was the little drones that can film underwater.

So how cool is that? The little cool, underwater? Come on now. That is good tech. That is good tech So although You know It's a toy fair

And You start thinking about micro drones And Filming underwater Ah Let yourself figure it out Just know that you don't want your kids Playing with it all the time

Okay But it will be some Mean some cool shots Underwater coming from the microdrones Can't even go to I can't even go to a public pool anymore without having these damn micro drones shooting on me.

Stop it, please. And a lot of really cool tech stuff. I'll tweet the story out from the tech toys from the London Toy Fair. And you can get a look at what's coming. Because it ain't GI Joe. I'll guarantee you that.

It may be GI Joe, but it's GI Joe riding a microdron. Okay? So you can live with that. All right, have a great week. Don't forget the new show of the Glenn Beck program starts Monday with a brand new broadcast and a new show. And from a new stage. Yeah, just a tease for you. All new show Monday on the Glenn Beck program, radio and ablaze television.

Thanks a lot. Have a great week. We'll see you back here next week. And, you know, I was just. thinking, has anyone I told you you look good today? No? Well, doggone it, you look great.

You do. You do. I mean that. Great. Now you're not really going to wear what you're wearing all day, are you? Okay.

Looks good on you. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-0-0-33-93. So I see a tweet here from Michael Pelka at Stunt Brain.

And I see this after I went on a little bit about the Zeta virus. So apparently you're going to, he's going to have a big-time doctor on to talk a little bit about the Zika virus on the Michael Palka PiroPelka broadcast immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. So I'm sure he's going to go a little bit more in depth than my saying that, hey, we don't have any vaccine, we don't have any antivirus, and good luck, God bless. That's just the way it is. Good luck, God bless. So you can tune in for that and actually you might learn something, although I already told you. There's no cure. It's coming up from Central America.

So be careful. Okay. I already told you that. But you'll hear it from a doctor and it'll make it sound more important for you. Okay, whatever. So I'm looking at this London Toy Fair. And I was looking at some of the, you know, best tech toys from the Toy Fair. And how cool is that to have the London Toy Fair going on and then having the dolls in the subway while you're going to the toy fair?

Huh? Promoting the horror show? Nice. Good plan. and we talked a little bit about drones earlier in the broadcast and one of the cool picks was the micro drones that they have at the toy fair so I mean they're already you know building up but the coolest one

was the little drones of that can film underwater so how cool is that the little cool is they underwater come on now that is good tech. That is good tech. So although, you know, it's a toy fair and you start thinking about micro drones and filming underwater,

let yourself figure it out. Just know that you don't want your kids playing with it all the time. Okay. But it will be some cool shots underwater coming from micro drones. Can't even go to a public pool anymore without having these damn micro drones shooting on me. Stop it, please. And a lot of really cool tech stuff.

I'll tweet the story out from the tech toys from the London Toy Fair. And you can get a look at what's coming. Because it ain't GI Joe. I'll guarantee you that. It may be GI Joe, but it's GI Joe riding a microdron. Okay, so you can live with that. All right, have a great week. Don't forget the new show of the Glenn Beck program starts Monday with a brand new broadcast and a new show from a new stage.

Yeah, just a tease for you. All new show Monday on the Glenn Beck program, Radio and a Blaze television. Thanks a lot. Have a great week. We'll see you back here next week. And, you know, I was just thinking, has anyone told you to look good today? No? Well, doggone it, you do.

You look great. You do. I mean that. Great. Now you're not really going to wear what you're wearing all day, are you? Okay. Looks good on you. This is the Jeff Fisher show.

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