Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Blessing and Warning… | 6/14/24

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

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Oh my gosh. It happened again. There's an epidemic of cryptic pregnancies. And something has to be done. Told you yesterday about the lady at the Golden Corral who decided to go to the bathroom and then, oh my gosh, look at that. I just have a kid.

And she was so excited that she named her kid Corral. That's right. She didn't name the kid Golden Corral. but she was so moved that everyone cared about her so much, did they, at the Golden Corral that she named, middle name Corral. So it happened again, this lady who's an in-home nurse. She's out traveling.

She stopped into the KFC Taco Bell. And, I mean, if you're on the road, of course you're going to stop at the KFC Taco Bell. You're going to order yourself, I don't know. You know what? I need like three or four tacos and give me, yeah, You know what? Give me the three piece extra crispy. And no.

Without the biscuit, give me an extra mashed. I mean, that's just that you have to happen. I mean, that's not that I've ever made that order before, ever. Anyway, so as she's waiting for her order, she gets a pain in her stomach, a cramp. And she goes, ooh, and so she, you know, what happens when you get a pain in your stomach? You run to the bathroom, which is what she did.

And then she said, she got to the restroom, and she thought, okay, well, that's better. I guess I can go and let it happen again. And she sat down now. She said there was no standing up. I sat down. I had to sit down. And that's what I called my husband.

And he works at the VCU Medical Center there in Virginia. And I don't know what the husband does. She's an at-home nurse in-home nurse. So I'm not sure what hubby does at the hospital center, at the medical center. But he raced out of the hospital. And he said, hey, babe, what's going on? And then still panicking. I'm like, babe, say something.

and then she's like, oh my God, oh my God. And then the next thing, you know, she said, I just had a baby. Wait, what? I just had a baby. I didn't even know I was pregnant. It just came out of me. Okay.

Come on. Are we serious? We're supposed to believe this? So then she realized, according to the story, that the umbilical cord, uh, it's the umbilical cord, sorry, was still wrapped around her throat. and I unwrapped the umbilical cord

and as I unwrapped the last one she took a deep breath and he heard her holler for the first time and oh man it's a girl said Brianna and he hung up and called 911 and then the next thing in here was the dial tone

and they showed up and they employees didn't even know what was going on so I mean the employee the way she names the kid Taco Bell KFC because the employees didn't even know what was going on Maybe named the kid taco. The middle name Taco. Fried.

I don't know what you do. It's not Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. It's KFC, so get over it, okay? So they found her in the hospital, and she said that she's still in shock. Yeah, so are we. We didn't realize that you could be pregnant and not know it. But now this has happened two days in a row. Something has to be done.

And if I've got to be the one to start the process of something has to be done about these ongoing cryptic pregnancies. So if you or someone you love could possibly have a cryptic pregnancy, you need to talk to somebody.

I don't know what you need to do. I guess you just ask every female you see, hey, you could be pregnant, could you? That used to be a bad thing. Like you see a lady that was, you know, a little mump, and you think, wow. Are you pregnant or you just put on a little weight? Now you're caring.

You're caring for them because you could actually be a, could be a, a woman that's pregnant and not know it and have cryptic pregnancy. Something. Oh my gosh. Something has to be done. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

Okay, we found out that two-way shipping traffic has resumed in the Baltimore Harbors, in the barrable, the harbors, in the Baltimore Harbor, and it's the federal channel. 11 weeks, $100 million cleanup of the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge and the removal of the Dolly container ship that, you know, ran into the bridge, the Francis Scott Key Bridge, and, you know, knocked it down. Port officials expect trade to return to normal levels by next year.

The disaster they claim has cost the region about $1.2 billion in disrupted trade? Wow. I mean, it's been what I said, you know, 11 weeks. So in March, that's when the Dolly crashed into the bridge.

And really incredible. A hundred million pounds of debris have been removed from the river to open the port. They brought in the region's largest floating cranes. I mean, we saw the footage and we talked about it. It was, you know, they did really remarkable work.

So federal officials, that's our tax dollars, by the way, have pledged to fund the replacement of the 50-year-old bridge at an expected cost of $2 billion. And they're looking to have the bridge open by 2028. So A, I would say, can we get it done before 28, 28? We need to knock that out. B, if you think it's going to be $2 billion, count on overruns

because if I'm part of any kind of construction team yeah yeah we'll get that done for you no we got it we got it we got it for two billion you got it oh yeah no we thought that was going to be we're going to need we got more we need more I mean that's going to just tally up some serious money so congratulations if you are

a minority construction company right now I would set up shop Baltimore, you probably should have already done it, but I would set up shop in Baltimore and go to the government and say, I'm here for you, I'm going to start building, I want to help, I want to build the bridge, the Francis Scott Key Bridge 2, or the Francis Scott Keybridge Jr. or whatever you're going to call it, because I want to do that, and you'll get the job, 100%. So anyway, good for that. We've got the harbor open. I was, I figured that they would, you know, they've got the tunnels going in and out of there.

I mean, they have, I mean, the traffic that has been rerouted because the bridge is knocked down is incredible. The impact on the tunnels. And the reason that they built the bridge was because the port moves all this product, but you can't move any of the, you know, like natural gas, anything that's poisonous, hazardous. You can't bring those through the tunnel, which is why they laid. the bridge, which they made them go through the bridge. Well, now they don't have the bridge. And I thought they would give them special dispensation just for,

yeah, you know what, go ahead, go through the tunnels. And then, of course, something bad would happen. And you would be able to use the tunnels. But they have not done that. They're still, you know, obviously you can get trucks through the tunnel if it's not hazardous materials or, you know, whatever is not allowed. But they make you, they're rerouting all of that around.

You got to go, you got to take the detours all the way around, which is, I mean, that's, that's good. I'm happy that they're doing that, but that's a lot of time and money in and of itself, and that has significantly impacted the traffic for everyone involved, and they're trying to figure out better ways to get around that as we speak, but good luck. Anyway, I'm happy that they finally got that thing moved, and we do have the port open at least. It was always open, Jeff. We're just talking about now it's two-way traffic so we can let ships in and out. I know, but just because you can get in or get out of someplace,

if you can't do the other, you're not doing it. So it's fully open now, and I hope that, you know, freeze up some Christmas packages. Because we just talked the other day about the dock workers going on strike. Ah, don't worry about it. It'll be fine. That won't affect the port of Baltimore. That won't affect any bridge builders.

It'll be fine. Stop worrying about it. So let's say you're a, you know, a minority construction worker who wants to set up a business in Baltimore and you want to move there. And you don't know anything about the real estate. You just want to sell your home where you're at and you want to move to Baltimore and you want to live close to the port so you can get right in there and take care of business and, you know, get that federal contract. Well, you need real estate agents. I trust.com to help you out with that. go to real estate agents I trust.com because they know about buying and selling and getting you

the best price for the house you want to sell and getting you the best cost on the house you want to buy and that's what they do that's that's what the business is you know a long time ago the guy that started the company Glenn Beck I think his name is he tried to sell a home in Connecticut and couldn't sell it forever. It went through real estate agents forever and it was just a nightmare and he ended up selling it for under 40 bucks and it was just embarrassing for everyone involved. And he said, if I'm going through this, my gosh, what are other people going through? This just can't be. So they started Real Estate Agents I Trust.com and it pairs you with the best real estate agent in your area, someone who knows the best practices, someone who understands the crazy

housing market, someone who's a team leader and a closer, someone you can trust. So if you're going to buy or sell a home, no matter where it is, get in touch with them and you'll see what I mean. Real estate agents I trust.com. Real estate agents I trust.com. When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. It's just 39 How could I resist? This luxurious wool throw for my sister. This gold watch for my partner?

A wooden puzzle for my niece? Leather gloves for my boss? Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting. Winners, find fabulous for less. Okay, I want to talk to the families of the Sandy Hook Massacre. Enough already.

all right I am look I'm I've said it before I'm very sorry for what happened to you and no one wants that to happen at least I certainly don't

I don't want that to happen to anyone and I can imagine I can't even imagine how you feel I can try but I don't want to and it's horrific I know and you already

you sued Alex Jones and you won that case for I don't know $1.5 billion, which he's never going to be able to pay. And you won that case, but that isn't enough. That isn't enough. I mean, he's filed for bankruptcy protection, and now you want to take everything from him.

You want to take his business. You want to take any of his monetary rewards, which I understand. You want to get your money back. But now you're asking the U.S. bankruptcy judge, in Houston, Texas, to take control of Jones's X account and prevent him from using it to promote new business ventures. My first question to that is, well, how's he supposed to get money to pay you off?

How's he supposed to eat? You don't care about that. Okay. You can't take the man's social media accounts and his way to earn money and to earn a living and feed his family. I'm sorry, you just can't do that. Stop it. I mean, it's insane.

Okay, so you know, all right, since we're, you know, we're sitting here, we're talking, sitting across from each other, you know that I thought your lawsuit against him for even just talking about the Sandy Hook massacre and been found guilty, and that was crazy as well, okay? You know that. You know it. He talked about it. This used to be America, okay?

Sure. He said it was fake. So? I mean, it... Okay, but we're past that now. All right. You've won that case. You made your point. A billion dollars. Okay. A billion dollars from Alex Jones.

You got your point. So no matter what... Whatever you make back from Alex Jones is what you make back from your billion dollars. You ever going to get that billion dollars? Doubtful. But you made your point with the case. And now you just want to take... everything else away? I don't.

What do you? No, you can't do that. Stop it. You're actually weakening my caring of your massacred children. And I love your I don't want it to happen to anyone. And it's horrific.

But why are we going, Alex Jones just talked about it? And now you want to take everything away from him, everything that he's able to talk about, and sell and try to make money. No.

No, no, no. And now you want to take, go after his father's website. That's him. His father. Well, okay, so even if it is. How is he going to be? I can't, I can't believe it.

I really, honestly, I cannot believe it. I know that he said things that you didn't like. I know, and again, we're past that. I know. I know we're past that. You've already won that case, which I think is insane. But for you to try to take everything else,

from one man. That's enough. Perhaps you need to, I don't know, turn your attention to Adam Lanza. You know, the shooter. And I know, oh, we just want to go after Alex.

Okay, never mind. Forget about the shooter then. Forget about him. We just go after Alex Jones. We'll shut him up. Is that going to make you feel better? I really, I don't, I already said I can't imagine what you went through in the, I mean, at some point, at some point, and I'm not, no joking around, dead serious right now, at some point, don't you have to move on? And by continuing to dig this up and, uh, shut down one human being who talked about it, uh, is that honoring?

Your children? Apparently you think it is. So I would say it's not. But I'm not you, but I think enough is enough. Okay. And someone somewhere with and some kind of power that chewing the fat does not have can say, hey, easy.

Okay. Go home. Be well. Ah, let's go to the break room. All right, I'm done. I can't. If I go any farther, I'm going to say things that I shouldn't say. And even on this show, I'm going to edit myself.

So let's go to the break room, get something cold to drink, which I need desperately. Hey, be sure to follow me on my social media accounts at Jeffie JFR on X. Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. You can follow me on my YouTube channel. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. If you want to email the show, anytime chewing the fat at the blaze.com, and you could always order a cameo from me

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I'm like the trade monkey on cameo. So just be sure to follow me on. those. You can follow me on cameo as well. You know what? You can follow me on cameo, I believe. And you don't have to order a cameo. Ha, yeah. So I got to, because I got to start providing some content outside of the actual paid content. Oh, man, I give and I give and I give. Okay, so the other day we get Joey Chestnut going away from Nathan's hot dogs because he wants money from Impossible Foods because they've got their new Frankfurter and he's going to be their big spokesman. I don't know what they paid him. That still has not been announced. But then,

Yesterday, we get the announcement from Netflix that there's going to be a big deal September 2nd, which I believe is Labor Day, if I'm not mistaken. There's going to be, they're going to air a live event on Netflix, Chestnut versus Kobayashi. Unfinished beef. So, and we don't know where it's going to be. We don't know how much they got paid. we don't know what kind of hot dogs or beef they're going to be eating because chestnut

I think owned I mean he's got like 55 world records or whatever for different foods but he can't I mean we don't know if he's going to eat impossible foods does Kobayashi have a deal with some company that he has to eat their specific foods we don't we don't know is the thing but we can look forward to Unfinished Beef Chestnut and Kobayashi

Labor Day 2024 only on Netflix. I love this story. And I did this on my fat five during Pat Gray on Leads this morning. And I'm going to share it with you here because I love it. There's good news for the future. Straight out of Helena, Montana. The reported birth of a rare white buffalo in Yellowstone National Park,

which fulfills a Lakota prophecy that pretends better times. Now, who doesn't love a Lakota problem? prophecy that lets you think there's going to be better times coming. Right? Am I right? Of course I am. So according to members of the American tribe, the Lakota, now they also said that take it easy, okay, calm down a little bit because it's also a signal that more must be done to protect the earth and its animals. I mean, we're already doing enough.

I calm down. humans first. I know, I got you, La Cota. Okay. So the birth of the calf as both a blessing and a warning. Uh-huh. Now, according to Chief Arvull, Chief A-R-V-O-L, Arval,

Arval, looking horse. Love him. We must do more. The chief looking horse is also the spiritual leader of the Lakota Dakota and the Nkota Oyate

I think that's how it is it Oyaete OYATI. I got it. Where's my girl? It's Oya-O-Yante. I got it. Thanks. We don't know what happened to my girl, but she needs to be around because, you know, thank you though. I appreciate it. So anyway, the Chief Arville looking horse, the spiritual leader of the Lakota Dakota

and the Nekota-O-YATE in South Dakota and the 19th keeper of the sacred white buffalo calf woman pipe and bundle. Now that's a business card. Okay. I am the chief. I am the spiritual leader of both Lakota, Dakota, and the Dakota Ayate.

No, I don't need you to show back up. Never mind. It's not her. And the 19th keeper. of the sacred white buffalo calf woman pipe and bundle. So, chief arval looking horse. Spiritual leader. I can't stop saying it.

He's a spiritual leader of the Lakota Dakota and the Nkota Oiatta in South Dakota and the 19th keeper of the sacred white buffalo calf woman pipe and bundle. That's a good gig right there, man. So the birth, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. That was just said, was that on the air? Okay, no, but I'll just tell you, I was sent it in my ear. Suck on that, Britain.

Yeah, that's right. Take that king dufus, the third or whatever your stupid name is. Yeah, we got the chief, all right, of the Lakota Dakotas. And the Oyates or whatever the hell they're called. Oh, yeah. And he's the 19th keeper of the sacred white buffalo calf woman pipe and bundles. So put that in your pipe. Anyway, the birth of the sacred calf

comes after a severe winter in 2023 drove thousands of Yellowstone Buffalo. Oh yeah, I remember talking about this. They weren't quite sure what was going to happen. Thousands of Buffalo to lower elevations get a bunch of them were killed. Or they were sent to slaughter. And they also transferred some to different tribes

to reclaim the stewardship because they believed we lived a long these animals for millennia and we can live with them some more. And so there was a photographer there in that northeastern valley and she went, hey, that looks like a white one. Over there. And she took some pictures. And that's when the chief

stepped in and said, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, that means good things, but we also need to protect Earth and its animals a little bit better. Okay. And that's what you get. when you're the chief and the spiritual leader of the Lakota Dakota and the Dakota and the Nacota Ooyata and South Dakota and the 19th keeper of the sacred white buffalo

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Enchanting has passed away at the age of 26. Enchanting, the Texas rapper, best known for being signed to the Gucci Mains Atlantic Records imprint 1017. So how about that? Enchanting, and you're asking yourself, well, is enchanting a he or a she? Duh. Enchanting is a she.

She was 26 and her death was confirmed by public records from the Dallas County Medical Examiner's Office. So I don't understand. somebody just saw, oh my gosh, that's enchanting. Yep, nobody announced it. And the cause of death was not immediately identified. So enchanting, whose birth name was Channing Nicole Larry from Fort Worth. So somebody saw Channing Nicole Larry on a death certificate and said, oh, yeah, hey, hey, that's enchanting. Nobody released that.

What was going on? The record company didn't say, yeah. No, we haven't seen Enchanting in a couple days. What happened to her? Nothing? Okay, all right, fine. I'm sorry that Enchanting has passed away. I hope it was nothing bad, but, you know, you never know.

So, rest in peace, enchanting at the age of 26. Then we have a what's being called iconic French singer. Francois Hardy. that's the best French you're going to get. Okay, don't look at me like that. F-R-A-N, C-O-I-S-E. Her friends call them Fran. Okay, that's what I'm her friend.

I called her Fran. Fran Hardy, dead at the age of 80. Now, so you got me with the iconic because I'm like, okay, well, who is this? Because I don't remember listening to anything from Francois Hardy. All right? And as I'm reading the story, It said she burst onto the scene in 62 and became a cultural icon who inspired the likes of Mick Jagger and Bob Dylan.

Known for her melancholy ballads, she symbolized France's a yeah yeah pop movement, so-called because it's nod to English music. Her famous songs included all the girls and boys. it hurts to say goodbye and my friend the rose so here is well in English it's called

all the girls and boys in French it's called let's go ahead oh yeah come on now I remember it now no they don't cut her off this is holy cow

this is iconic what do you think doing? Wow. I'm already swaying. I've already swayed. Plus, I will say, just bring this down a little bit. Don't cut her off, though. I don't want to cut off the iconic Fran Hardy. I will say she was pretty hot. They have a picture of her, and she's not 80. I guarantee you that in the picture, she is not 80. She was pretty hot. So it's a good, it's a good reason that this song was a big hit. Go ahead. Let's hear a little bit more of the big song. song, the most iconic song, all the boys are all the girls at boys.

So that's good song in the film. Oh yeah, come on. Actually, it's not bad. I know it makes me might have a cigarette. Yeah, go ahead, bring me a loaf of bread too. probably play this that one of the search of Sala shows too, band. Love the Cirque to Sle. All the hits all day right here on Chewing the Fat Radio.

Coming at you, the iconic, the iconic French War Hardy, passed away at 80. We're paying our respects. It's all day. All day. We're bringing Fran Hardy to you. Biggest hit, 1962. Good Bob Dylan on the phone

Let him pay his respects to Fran And see what he has to say All right, I've had just about enough of Fran Rest in peace, Fran, dead at the age of 80 Okay, did you see again We're getting reports where the White House The President's dogs Again, okay, so we were up to a couple dozen

That we first found out and now we're getting reports that it was like 36 times that they're attacking these Secret Service agents and people inside the White House. How come this dog stay there that long? I don't understand. Now they finally shipped him off. They rehomed him or rehoused him or whatever the hell they call it when they shipped him off. but I cannot believe that that dog survived. These guys are secret service men and women protecting the president

and they're getting attacked by a dog. I don't know the number. I don't know the number. It certainly is not 36, but maybe it's, I don't know, 20. 20 seems like off a too much, but maybe it's 20 where you say, if that dog comes at me today

I'm putting it down and maybe you do the gun cock first maybe commander starts rounding the corner and you go whoa whoa and if he keeps coming after the gun cocking you put him down and then we're done with it Secret Service murdered the White House's dog today yes because he was attacking me

I don't know what is happening I still it's an amazing story to me I cannot believe that it happened. They're talking now like the president called, they say the president said one secret service agent was, the president called him a liar, didn't believe that the dog attacked him. There's pictures of jackets being ripped and shirts being ripped.

Now, you know, but there were many multiple times where skin was broken. All right, so I get the dog being mean and grabbing, you know, the jackets, It's made, maybe, maybe. But, you know, you try to get away. But I cannot tell you how amazed I am that this dog is still alive. And maybe it's not.

Maybe they claimed that they, you know, re-homed it when really one afternoon, after 36 times. Now, we don't need to go. No, after that. 36 times. That's yeah, there's no gun cocking. We're not warning anymore. You're going down. I'm sorry.

And they just buried it out back. I think we have talked about that. I do remember talking about it being the flower garden fertilizer. So that's very possible that that's true. That's, you know, I haven't seen any proof of that. But I think that it's true. Because I haven't seen, you know, since it's been rehomed. I haven't seen anybody say, oh, he's a good dog.

Look at him. He's better now. He's out here running on. the farm. Yeah, interesting how that hasn't happened. You know why? Because he's dead and buried in the White House garden. And good! Should have happened way before the 36th time. Credible. Those of you that have been wondering what happened to the satellite that's been missing for 25 years, we found it. It went undetected for 25 years. So it's been drifting in space. It's an experimental satellite launched in 1974.

It's been found. You know what? We used some tracking data and the U.S. Space Force found it. And oh my gosh, there it is. There it is. We've been missing for 25 years. So the original plan was for the S-73-7

to take on the role as a calibration target for remote sensing equipment. After this failed to be achieved during deployment. Ah, we just let it float away. We're tired of it. Go ahead. We don't know where it is. We don't care. You know what? We're not going to use it for what we wanted

to. It's not good enough. Ah, forget it. Keep an eye on it once in a while. It'll show up. You know, what happened to that set? Anybody, have seen that S-73-7 satellite that we put out there in 1974?

Yeah, that's what they're doing. I'm sorry, I apologize. I've got them smoking cigarettes when really the Space Force, the military is like, you know, I don't think anybody's anybody's really seen that as 7377

for quite a while because they just lost it and they just let it go like back in, I don't know, back in the 90s. We should probably try to find it. And they did. So don't worry about it anymore. It's found.

And good. They lost. The lost satellite is found, and we know where it is and where it's going. All right. So we've got the NBA finals tonight in Dallas, Texas, as the Boston Celtics look to sweep the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA championship, and that's probably going to happen. So congratulations to Boston.

If it doesn't, they'll go back to Boston and win. There's no way Dallas is going to beat them this round. I'm sure that the garden will be filled with a bunch of, people, they're watching it on the screen, cheering their team on at the garden without the game actually happening. And then Saturday we have the NHL Lord Stanley Cup championship. Florida Panthers won last night, so they are 3 and O' they're looking to sweep the Edmonton Oilers at Edmonton.

So both teams that are going to sweep are going to win away. And no, there's still a chance. Is there? With AmX Platinum, $400 in half. annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex.

Conditions apply. It's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show, What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count up one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true, thus that's where we get What's the Lie.

Our contestant today, Chris Seiple, like Disciple. If he wins, not only will get to come back for another round, he will win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. And for more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. If you are someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie? Email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Chris Scipel, like Disciple, welcome to What's the Lie.

How are you, sir? What a pleasure, Jeffrey. I am excellent. What a glorious day. So happy to be part of this show. A pleasure is all mine. So you sound like you're in the middle of nowhere. Where are you calling from?

Where are we talking to you at? Well, I'm in the, regrettably, in the socialist state of Minnesota, but standing out in the middle of nature. I mean, the land of 10,000 lakes. What are we talking about, Minnesota? I'm looking at a lake. I'm looking at one of the 10,000. All right. So, I mean, what are you doing out there at the lake? I'm taking a break to talk to you from work. I'm actually at work on a... That's what I'm saying. What are you working on?

I am an independent contractor. I make parts for the U.S. military. Oh, all right. So never mind. Yeah, never mind. We'll let that go. Okay, Chris, we're done. You ready to play? What's the line? I have been ready. Awesome. All right. Four headlines. One not real. Chris Cyple like Disciple. What's the lie?

Headline number one. Practical Magic 2, Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, are in talks to return for a sequel. Headline number two. Metallica is headlining Fortnite's next concert. Headline number three. The door is jammed on an expensive space telescope

blocking its view of space. Headline number four. Climate activist protested London art auction with a fart machine. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, practical magic two. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are in talks to return for the sequel. Headline number two. Metallica is headlining Fortnite's next concert.

Headline number three. The door is jammed on an expensive space telescope blocking its view of space. Headline number four. Climate activist protested London art auction with fart machine. Chris Seiple, like disciple, what

is the lie? Man, they all sound absolutely ludicrous in their own rights. I know there's only one correct answer. Does Metallic even know what, do I even know what Fortnite is? I have no idea.

I'm going to have to go with I'm going to have to go with that one. Metallica? Oh, Chris. No, I wanted you to win to. Gosh, darn it, I wanted you to win. Oh, well, thanks for listening and playing to What's the Lies. What's the Lie?

It's a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTFWTL MMXXIV. So Chris Seiple like Disciple, I mean, you want to take another shot? I mean, the only other one I could think, I mean, the fart machine sounds so absurd that I think that they would do that. So let's try the telescope.

Yeah, you want to guess again? Well, there's only two more. There's two more. You could take another shot? or fart machine? That's correct. Oh, see, if only you would have guessed that, you would have won. I wanted you to win, too, Chris.

Others around here today didn't want you to win, but I want you to know that I wanted you to win. See, now I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to protest with that so I can make that story of reality. It will be reality very soon. I promise you that. Chris, thanks a lot for playing out. I appreciate it.

You be safe out there, okay? All right. That was blessing. Thanks, man. Absolutely.