Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Brains, Rage & Old Ones... | 3/17/23

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

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I want to talk to her I do want to talk to her because she's at the ripe age of 79 So and she's been in Hollywood Since she was three I was looking at her career She's had an amazing career What started this all

is Keith Malinac you know the guy from Pat Show he tells me that you know the you know the lady that was on the TV show coach she sang this one song and I was like oh my gosh Shelley's here and I said no way

and it was true and I forgot so now I'm down the Shelley Fabre Rabbit Hole I mean she's worked with Elvis she'd work with Sinatra You know she's got some great stories. At 79, I mean, you sit her down, you know, get her comfortable, get the medications right. And you put a microphone in front of her.

And she's going to tell you some Hollywood stories that are going to be awesome. That one time Elvis came along and put his arm around me, grabbed me here. And she's been in all the TV shows. The only show that she hasn't been on is Canon. I was looking at all these guest shots she did on Manix. All the TV shows that I love stupid McLeod. Owen Marshall, counselor at law, a medical center, Ironside, the Rockford Files.

Barnet, she's on Barnaby Jones. No canon, no. Uh-uh. No, no. William Conrad was not having anything to do with Shelley Fabry. Oh, maybe she has a thing against fat people. might not come on my show. But I would love to talk to her, man.

I've down this. She's had an incredible career. And she's still kicking. She's married to Mike Farrell. You remember Mike Farrell from MASH? And they live in Santa Monica. You know that that's Hollywood royalty, right? Hollywood elite.

So one of those houses in Santa Monica has got the gates around it and it closed by and people go by. Oh, that's Shelley and Mike's place. And nobody, I mean, nobody messes. with that. That's Shelley and Mike's place. I have to talk to Shelly, I have to.

She's at really a serious Hollywood top of the line career. I mean, she started out on the Donna Reed show, okay? Well, I'm sorry, she didn't start out there, but she was on Donna Reed show. Which, I mean, that show was a monster

show for a number of years. And, I mean, everybody remembers the Donna Reed show, right? Started in 1958. So if you or someone you love knows Shelley Fabre, have her emailing the fat at the blaze.com, I would love to talk to Shelley. If Mike's got to be there, so be it.

But Shelley's got to be there. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. In Oklahoma, a well. woman was seriously injured after her neighbor's escaped monkey attacked her. Pulled her hair, almost whipped her ear in half. Now, the police were initially called because there was an aggressive monkey on this guy's porch at his house. Now, the guy filmed it.

This is what it sounded like. We ain't gonna believe this. On my front porch, I just fanny my orange, he's a monkey. What's a monkey doing in Oklahoma? Look at the old dragon. Dragon's like, what the hell is that? Look at that in Oklahoma. A monkey.

Hope he don't come over and take Dragon. Oh, they could, though. It could. Dragon, get back. Out, dragon. Out. Oh. Oh, now that noise you here is the monkey charging the guy.

on the porch. So as he's going, I hope he don't get dragon. First of all, why are you naming your animal dragon? Okay, let's talk about that for a second. But okay,

your animal's name is dragon. And the monkey's bit was already up on the porch, got free food from the guy. And then he sees, oh, I'm going to go and get dragon and have me some little dog food. Actual dog food. Anyway, and so the guy goes,

opens the door trying to get, you know, leave dragon alone, the animal. Get back. And the monkey ain't having none of it. And charges the guy slams into the door. That's the noise you heard at the end. Awesome.

I mean, you don't have to mess. You don't mess with the monkeys, man. You're going to have to put them down. You have to put them down. So then police arrived, all right? And they're trying to find the monkey, ran into a wooded area. Now, the police are out looking for the monkey.

They don't know where the monkey is. All right. they're wandering around the area they know there's a wooded area over there that they think the monkey is in and they hear two shots and that's the end of the monkey

they go over toward the shots and a family member of the lady that got attacked by the monkey put him down I love the family member humans first you attacked my you attacked a family member

pulled her hair bitter ear No, you're going down. Sorry. I know the police are over there looking for you, but... And then another shot. Yeah, not one, two. We are putting you down. You already went after the neighbor ran into his door.

He slammed into his door, man. The video of that, a monkey, you do not want none of that, man. I'm not talking, isn't that? So, Oklahoma law currently permits residents to own... almost any exotic animal except a native bear or native large cat species, right? Because they had to get a special license.

Isn't that what Joe Exotic was in trouble for and had a zoo out there? I mean, that was why, I mean, he was in Oklahoma, too. We remember that as well. So there was all kinds of animals out there. So the body of the primate has been sent to the Oklahoma Disease Laboratory for testing. hopefully we'll get a report on, you know, if there was anything wrong with the primate, or if he was just having a bad day. He was pissed.

You know what? I don't like that lady. I don't like the way she looks. I'm going to rip her hair, bite her ear. And then I'm going to go see if I could get some free food from the guy down the street. And he gave it to me. But then he tried to tell me I couldn't have his dog. So I'm going to charge him and smash into his door.

And then I'm going to go back out in the woods and hang. out for a little while. You should have been on the lookout for the ladies family because you're going down. Okay, so that's in Oklahoma. Now, in Ohio, we talked the other day about the zebra attack, and I was hoping for body cam footage

of the zebra being put down. So this farmer was attacked by one of his zebras. I don't know how many zebras were there. They say there were multiple zebras on the bar. on the property. And again, I don't know if he was raising him to hope that we had zebra meat to eat. If we were raising him to, you know, ride.

If he was giving kids zebra rides at the park, I don't know what he was doing with him. But he was there. So he called, I mean, that zebra bit the guy's arm off. I think it's, I think, I don't think it actually bit the man's arm completely off. He thought it was, though, on the 911 call. What's going on? I got attacked by a zebra. You got attacked by a what?

A what? Big a squad quick. Okay, what attacked you? A zebra. He already told you. A zebra? Yeah, I'll pause this for a second. Okay, are you...

Yes, 911 operator. I told you a zebra! I mean, I realized that she can't believe it. She's like, now this guy's not telling me he was being attacked by a zebra. No, really. What are you being attacked by? Yes, a zebra. Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead.

The horse. Okay, are you, is there anybody with you that's injured or just you? It's just me right now. Okay, where's the zebra at? In the field with me. I got a fire here. Okay, is your arm... Okay, we're starting a medic now.

Listen, is your arm still attached? Do what? Did he, did he bite your arm? Did he? Oh, hell yeah. What do you think? I just told you again. Is it still attached, sir?

Get someone here. How before it gets me again? Okay, okay, listen. What? Get me a helicopter. Put me out of here. Okay, is your arm still attached? Sir.

It doesn't have a better. You don't think so? Are you heavily bleeding? Yeah. Okay, do you have any kind of cloth or anything you can put around your arm and hold pressure? I can't even get up. Huh? I can't even get off the ground.

Okay, okay. Can you put pressure for what's on your arm against the ground? No, I can't move. Okay. Okay. Okay, stay on here with me. I'm getting you help, okay? Yeah.

How old are you, honey? I'm 72 years old. 72, okay. Yeah. Hello? Hello? Now, I will say I got, I won't make, I won't make too much fun of the 911 operators. I know, she's already got people on the way.

I've seen the show 911 and 911 Lone Star, believe me. I know the, I know the operation, okay? But I've just, I want her to be a little bit, what was it? What was it? A zebra! How many times I'm laying on the ground here! All right, so they think in the story, it says, it's believed that he'll be able to

I'm sorry, it's expected that he's going to be able to keep his arm. Does that mean he goes home with an attached or he just brings it along and carried in a case? Yeah, that's my arm that the zebra bit off. I mean, I'm not sure. I'm hoping that means it's attached, but it doesn't say that in the story.

So the police are called. Now, there is body cam footage once the police and the paramedics get there. And the zebra is still kind of wandering, and around, you know, still kind of pissed. I don't know what happened. I don't know what the guy did. You know, I don't know what got the zebra all wound up,

but still was kind of wound up, and it would come toward the paramedics, and that it would come toward the cop car, and that it would come toward the guy as they're trying to work on him. And the son-in-law shows up, and he tells the cops just shoot the dumb son of a bit. He got to just shoot the effing animal. and the cops say, no, just keep them away.

Now, they're locked and loaded. I mean, the cops, the body, yes. I mean, they are locked and loaded. They got their shotguns, man. And seriously, you don't want none of those guns going off, okay? Because the one officer gives it to another officer, the guy has got to load it. It's one of the chamber.

They're ready to go. Anything happens with the zebra, you're going down, okay? With a what? A zebra! So, and that zebra seems, because the son-in-law goes out with a stick and tries to poke the zebra tell them get away, get back, get back.

And then the video ends. The video ends. What happened to the actual footage of them putting the zebra down? Because the story goes on that soon enough, the zebra tried again. And we don't have the footage. So

maybe one deputy went, all right, I'm sick of this. They're taking the guy away. We're going to be, this zebra is going down. And all we know is there was a single shot. A zebra went down. Think of that.

One deputy sheriff's shotgun puts down a zebra. Family member in Oklahoma. For the monkey. Who's tougher? The monkey? Yeah, it took two shots to bring that son of a gun down. Maybe the monkey was methed up or something. I don't know.

But the zebra took one shot, he's down. And of course, the guy I love, the guy that originally showed up, the son of us, I just shoot the dumb. He's okay. Yeah, the deputies had to. Yeah, they had to put him down. Okay, all right. So right now, under Ohio's law, zebras are not considered exotic animals.

Now, they require obviously some animals to be registered if they're an exotic animal. now. So we have the body camera footage and the deputies didn't even what they've got zebras here. Yes, zebras! How many times I got to tell you in the 911 operator?

Zebras! So there were several other zebras. The other zebras, of course the story talks about they were unharmed. Yeah, the other zebras were like, I don't know what the hell is wrong with. Hank, but he's been pissed all day.

Damn never bit the guy's arm off. I'm not getting shot. I'm staying over here. So maybe zebras are smarter than we're giving them credit for. Maybe. And as long as we're talking about animals and their death, a proposal to kill farmed octopuses with extremely cold water. Apparently has landed a Spanish company in hot water.

Oh, see what they did. there. They want to kill them in cold water, but it's laying in the company in hot water. And animal welfare advocates are pissed. All right. So a seafood producer, Nueve Penscanova, aims to open an octopus farm, and who doesn't, in the Canary Islands, the world's first, where it reportedly would slaughter the mollus for food by placing them in negative 3 Celsius slush, according to the

leak documents obtained by the Eurogroup of animals, and you don't want to mess with the Eurogroup of animals, I'll tell you that. Now, scientists point to studies on fish to argue that the slaughter method, oh no, would distress the highly intelligent animals and cause them to die slowly. Oh, no. We're using them for human food. Man, that's a shame. Animal rights supporters note that the plan to house the octopuses in.

lit up communal tanks, doesn't adequately replicate their natural habitat. We're going to kill them to eat. I know, but the animals are territorial, and they thrive in darkness. Okay, so we let's, you know what? We'll leave them in the dark for you. All right.

I think the light might have something to do with keeping them calm down a little bit, though. You don't want to start pissing octopies off, man. They can start coming after you. Then you do have to put them down. Wild-caught octopuses are a delicacy in global coastal cuisines. And their cognitive prowess makes them a more ethically continuous culinary delight than most other seafood.

More ethically contentious culinary. Oh, I see, because they're so smart. Okay, I can't eat them because they're so smart. All right. one Dartmouth University Cognitive neuroscientist believes one guy believes they're as intelligent

as cats that's not winning me over okay sorry about it and UK law recently recognized them as sentient beings since they can feel pain and pleasure can they

okay so a brain I did not know this I don't think I knew this a brain in each of the eight arms and one in the head so they have nine brains I did not know that and apparently they

with those eight arm brains and a head brain they are able to recognize humans and even open jars so I mean if you could why kill it if look here's the deal if I could have an octopus in my house to open jars

and when I come in the octopus could say hi maybe I won't kill it and eat it but until then sorry but you're going down I know humans are bad I got it but we have to survive. And you know the motto of the show? Humans first. Let's go to the break, girl.

I need something cold to drink. Desperately. Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan, who is now going to be a mom. Oh, she's preggers. She said we're blessed and excited. She captured a photo of the white baby onesie with the words coming soon.

and it was laid out in bed. A few years ago, that would have been a different photo. We could have used the same caption. And it could have been laid out in bed, but it would have been a different thought altogether for Lindsay. But not anymore. I know she's got her act together now, and she's doing Netflix Christmas specials,

and she's happily married to Bader Shamas. And I think they're living in Saudi Arabia. I think that's where Lindsay lives now. Maybe she's living in the UAE. Well, no, that is Saudi. I mean, she's living in, what's the big city? Dubai. Yeah, yeah, Dubai.

All I could think of was Qatar, and I knew she wasn't living in Qatar. No way. But, yeah, she's living in Dubai. And I think she has a club there, or she did at one point. Not that I have a follower on Instagram. And then I think now she's doing,

she's coming back to the States for the Netflix specials, the Christmas specials, because that was the last big red carpet event. Falling for Christmas. Lindsay Loan. And, I mean, first of all, who among us has not made a Christmas movie? Ha!

That's what I'm talking about. I was in a Christmas movie just a few years ago that has now since been copied on Netflix and Hallmark Channel. So, and we get no credit for that, by the way, the Christmas twist. and we should. That movie is a classic, a Christmas classic.

But I digress. Congratulations, Lindsay, on your new baby. Speaking of Netflix, they have gotten rid of Cindy Lopper's new kid show about a non-barian bisonary bison. Now, that's a surprise that Netflix would get rid of such a great idea for a show for kids about non-binary bison.

they have. Really incredible. According to the show's creator, the series was not given any promotion before its release. Ney, well, Chris Knee is the show's creator. He's a two-time kids screen award winner and Emmy nominee.

He said that Netflix quietly dumped the show due to its inclusion of a non-binary character. If you believe that Netflix dumped a show because of a non-binary character. because of a non-binary character? You are sadly mistaken. Netflix dumped the show because it, oh, is terrible.

Okay? I'll give you that any show that has non-binary in it is terrible, go ahead and make that argument. But I'm telling you, you watch Netflix, scroll through what they produce. They didn't cancel Cindy's show or Chris Knees show because of a non-binary bison. That just isn't true.

But anyway, sorry, Cindy. You'll have to go back to hawk in your... What is it, she hawks the skin cream? Because she has itchy skin or something. Yeah, she has the heartbreak of psoriasis. So she's always talking about that. She's going to have to go back and hawk the heartbreak of surreis. It's not funny, Jeff.

If you've ever struggled with soros... I've got to... dry skin, okay? I understand. I know it's not the same as being diagnosed with psoriasis, but I'm not making fun. I'm just saying she's going to have to go back and hawk some more skin cream because she's not going to be making the Netflix money for the non-binary bison show, which I want to see it now to see just exactly how bad it was because it had to be. You know, by the way, email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Call me.

No, don't call me. Email me. You can tweet me at Jeffrey JFR. You can Facebook me, Instagram me, Jeff Fisher Radio. Don't call me. You can cameo me at Jeffrey JFR. Ooh, come to think of it. That reminds me.

I've got a cameo to do for someone. I've got to get that in, too. I'm going to neglecting it. So that's at Jeffie JFR at Cameo. Camio is, well, my ad campaign for Cameo is that Cameo is my Pimp. And they take their cut and you, and I take my cut and they pass out the money to me. They probably don't consider themselves a pimp. I don't know what they, you know, I just know that it's a cameo and ad Jeffie, JFR.

You can order one and, you know, for a certain price, I will do a recording for you. I'll be happy, sad, glad, whatever you want. I'll even have a meltdown. I see where Jamie Fox apparently got into a big fight on the set. He brought Cameron Diaz back, who was retired. I mean, you all knew Cameron Diaz was retired, right? Of course, who didn't? And she returned to acting following a nine-year retirement.

And so I guess it's all been thrown into chaos now because Jamie Fox went crazy on the set at a meltdown, fired a few people, four people. As a matter of fact, get out. You're fired. So I don't know what's happening on the set with the Jamie Fox movie, but it's looking like Cameron Diaz probably shouldn't have come back for this movie. But you don't know.

You know what happened. Maybe these people just weren't doing their jobs. And Jamie is taking care of business. Not business, but Jamie's taken care of business. Although with Cameron back from retirement, maybe they're doing a little business as well. You just never know. And so we'll see what happens.

I don't even think the movie A little known as about the plot The actors have been spotted filming stunts I mean that could be a problem Oh Glenn Close is there too Glenn Close She's a Glenn Close She's like a hundred now

Glenn Close I'm sorry I apologize She's 75 No she's great Okay I love Glenn Close Ugh I mean Glenn's an Oscar winner though

She's an Academy Award winner right She's got to have at least one Oscar Are you kidding me Glenn Close does not have an Oscar. I mean, I just watched her in that, the Netflix, The Hillbilly, Egy, or whatever. She was great in that. But she's got two Screen Actors Guild Awards,

a primetime Emmy, a Tony. Ooh, does she have, she doesn't have a Grammy or an Oscar, so she's, I mean, halfway there to an EGOT. But let's see, she has, she's holding the record for the most nominations in an acting category without, a win. She's been nominated eight times

without a win. That hurts. Glenn Close. I mean, it's time now. Give her an honorary one or something. I'm not dead yet. I can still win one. Okay. No problem, Glenn. Wow. It's been an old actress day here on chewing the fat. And just because they're old

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Oh, St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Go out, have fun. Do whatever you do. And say, you be you, boo, on St. Patrick's Day. Okay. This place, we used to shut this place down. In New York, Mercury Studios was shut down on St. Patrick's Day.

They'd run out a bar and everybody would just get hammered the entire day. Couldn't have been that everybody was happy about it because it was free food and free drinks all day long. Couldn't be that. What, you out of your mind? No, it didn't matter what day it was either. Did not matter. You're shutting her down. That bar around the corner.

corner is ours up on the second floor that's all ours. It's come out. Yeah, you don't get those days back. So anyway, also plus the St. Patrick's Day, there's an asteroid the size of a house. And we always have to size it up. There's an asteroid, the size of a house, that is projected to pass by Earth today. So it might hit us. We don't know. So keep your head on a swivel

and keep a lookout. Because right now, it's going, to approach within 30 million miles of Earth. So you never know. You never know. It's going to be closest to Earth at roughly 140,000, 149,000 miles. That's freaking close. Hold on a second. It's not 30 million miles.

Wait a second. This could actually hit us. Stop for one moment, please. I have to actually read this story. Okay, so a near-earth object. is something that comes within 30 million miles. Yeah, okay, we know that. I mean, it's a big window for that.

But this asteroid is closest to Earth. Is 149,000 miles? That's closer than the moon. Are you kidding me? The moon is what? 300,000 or not even 300,000 from Earth? It says in the story, Jeff. It's 238,900 miles.

That's what I thought. Okay. Not even 300,000. I said. So, I mean, this is as big as a house. I hope it's already passed. I hope it's already passed. But keep your head, looking to the stars.

Speaking of looking to the stars, my main man, William Shatner. You know him, you love him. He has said that he doesn't have a long on the planet. He knows it. He said in an interview, you know, I know I don't have long to live. My time is limited. Wait, what?

Shadner is 91 now. 91 years old, William Shadner. Wow, today is old actors day. Old actresses and old actors day. Here on chewing in the book. Yeah. Whoa, hey, hey, hey. Okay, so he has not won an Oscar.

He has not won an Oscar. He has won an Emmy and Golden Globe, but he has not won an Oscar. so for his James T. Kirk and the Star Trek franchise. But, I mean, he knows, look, you're 91. You're facing your own mortality. We all face our own mortality at one time or another, don't we? Yes.

Yes, we do. But he's 91, so he's there. However, don't forget, I mean, he was fortunate enough to actually go into space thanks to Amazon and Jeff Bezos. And oh my gosh, we have the audio of Mr. Shatner going and being in space. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus.

Carverline. No description. Kevin I'm telling you. Oh, goodness. Oh, my God. Oh, what happened? No, that happened there.

No, that was not going to. Oh, I'm telling you. Oh, goodness me. Whoa, whoa. Oh, wow. No, what happened there? No, that didn't, no. That was not real.

No. Oh, don't put fake sounds in. That's my porn. That's my stuff. Don't be doing your little edit in there. What's going on? Spoil that. William was right.

I mean, he was right in the middle of it. And then, whoa, Bill. Take it easy. I mean, I get the joke. But stop. I wonder if he's going to be on the, I wonder if he's going to be on the DNA flight. Remember the,

um, Oh, shoot. What was the darn company? The Celestus Memorial Space Flight, the Enterprise flight, I thought was going to launch this year. They claim that it was going to launch in 2023, but we shall see.

It's going to establish a solar orbit of 150 to 300 million miles in deep space, and it's going to be the world's first true outpost of humanity in the cosmos with its memorial spaceflight. So Celeste's DNA and Celeste's mind files. And so they're putting three presidents' DNA on board. They're putting Gene Roddenberry's DNA and his wife. It doesn't say William Shatner, though.

What is happening? They have Nichelle Nichols, right? Okay, and I have Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly, Scott, James, they have Deep Space. There is no former NASA astronaut, Dr. Philip Chapman, no William Shatner on this flight, the DNA. I guess maybe you've got to be dead.

Ooh, that might be a problem. Maybe he'll get on the flight if he's dead. Yeah, the three presidents, Kennedy, Eisenhower, and George Washington's DNA. Not Bill Clinton?

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lion in traffic can she okay can she believes that uh by expressing your anger behind the wheel with a thumbs down rather than the finger is a whole lot more impactful. Right. So let's try that. All right this weekend, I'm not saying road rage anybody.

Me personally, I've told, I am a road rage animal inside my car. Inside my car? Man, I am a road rager. I am. No, you're a road rager. not you are not getting over in front of me like that no go ahead go ahead all right i cannot believe that car watch this guy he's going to zip in and zip out there he is there he goes all right no go ahead

go ahead and you get into you get into merging into traffic lanes where it's supposed to be like a scissors right you're supposed to every other car boom boom boom boom boom boom and you go go go what happens is you get dochebags that want to just race up and come in you've been waiting a long time in your lane and they just keep coming up no I am not letting you in no that's what I'm saying I wouldn't pull the gun

that's road rage you don't want inside my car I'm yelling and screaming outside no honey no no I don't want to shoot anybody but I mean if you're going to give somebody the finger which I will say I have been given the finger more than once in my

life. I know that's a surprise. It is to me too. But this person, Gabrielle DiLeon, the social media manager, believes that her anger, expressing her anger from behind the wheel with a thumbs down is so much more impactful. Is it though? Is it though? Well, she claimed She says that to flash a downward facing digit is a more hurtful form of roadway retribution than flipping the bird. Hashtag thumbs down. So the second, the second you receive a thumbs down. Yeah, you have just pushed the old personal dislike button. Okay.

So the next time you're out this weekend, I was I'll tell you, if you're listening live, today is Friday, but whenever you're listening to this, it doesn't matter. I know you're listening to podcast.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you for subscribing. Be sure to tell your friends and neighbors, follow the rules of subscribership when asked what are you listening to. Even if it's not me, and I trust me,

I know sometimes you're going to listen to other things. We all do. You still have to answer chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. That's the rules. I don't make them. Those are the rules. Well, actually, I do. Those are the rules, and you have to follow them.

So thank you for subscribing. But when you get angry on the road, I guess maybe Gabrielle might even mean, you know, she's specifically talking about road rage, but I'm sure she whips out that thumbs down on social media too. Just like, oh, thumbs down on you. Because I know when I see a thumbs down, on at Jeffrey JFR, Twitter,

or Jeff Fisher Radio, Facebook, and Instagram. Devastated. Devastated. I know how if someone were road raging, if we were battling over something bad that happened on the highway, let's say you cut me off. Or I cut you on. Either way.

And you gave me a thumbs down instead of the middle finger. man, I don't know that I could get by for the rest of the day. So do me a favor. After hearing this, the next time that you're road raging and upset with someone on the road, and you think to yourself, you, instead of doing that, I mean, you can say that if you want. But don't put the finger up, the one finger up. You just look at them with the thumb.

down. Fuck you. It's hard to do too. It's hard to do it like that. But I want you to do that because you're going to see, you're going to see how devastated that's going to make those people, man. I can't wait to try it, to be honest with you. I'm going to have to remember.

I may even have to, now I like to keep my arms in, though. See, if you open the windows, now you're involving the world with your road rage. If you keep it inside the car, that's just you. That's just you. But if you open the window and stick your handout with the thumbs down, fuck you. Who knows?

We'll see how it works. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.