Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 10/17/15

Episode Date: October 17, 2015

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Begin life force reboot program now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Ah, hello. Welcome to the broadcast. I mean that, welcome to the broadcast.

If you'd like to participate, you can dial 1-88-903-9. 93 is the phone number on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for being here. Now, you know, this broadcast is, I try to make it, you know, a little bit different because during the week and during the rest of the broadcast day here on the Blaze Radio Network with Michael Pelka and Andrew WK, Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, they're going to cover all the big stuff, you know, all the big political stuff. So, you know, we try to have a, you know, I try to give you an outline of some of the bigger

stories at the beginning of the show. but then the rest of the stories are more, you know, the stories you talk about in the breakroom. You know, over your lean cuisine, over your metafast lunch, your metafast beef stew with crackers over lunch, you want to hear some of the stories that we talk about here on this broadcast. But first and foremost, there's some bigger stories that, you know, you need to remember. You know, of course we had the big debate last week, the big Democratic debate, and my gosh, what fun that was, wasn't it? If you survived and didn't slice your wrists

and just watch the blood shoot out of your veins instead of watching the old folks up on stage tell you how much they really hated America. Let me get this right. They love America just not the way it is right now. They love America the way they want to change it. And they don't even think we've gone bad enough. We want to make it worse.

I was really surprised that the hatred I felt from those people on the stage during the Democratic debate, the hatred for America. Sure, I don't know why it surprised me because I listen to their cuts all the time. I hear their voices everywhere. I hear them telling me their little ideas of, boy, you know, we'd only get better. But it drives me insane. And, you know, on my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio. I gave you a quick recap of the debate.

And it really, I don't know, it made me feel better just to kind of recap it in my own head of what the debate was and what it came off to me as. And I'll just read it to you. The rich need to pay. Climate change is the worst enemy ever. More things need to be free. We're not trying to take your guns.

just jump through all these hoops to keep them. Fossil fuel's bad. And who were the other three on the stage with Hillary and Bernie again? That's my recap of the Democratic debate from last week. Boy, the other three just need to go away. No question about that. And matter of fact, all of them need to go away. There's no question about that.

But they're not going to, sadly. And so you had the Bernie Sanders. There's a stick up for Hillary email comment, which got her off the hook. And then she had an interview with Jake Tapper, in which Jake talked to her a little bit about her email scandal. And what was her response? Wait, what? It's agonizing. And we're supposed to just be okay with that.

So Hillary, we understand that everybody wants to, you know, our, We're tired of your email scandals. It's unbelievable. And when you think, well, Jake's just trying to be tough, then I see a picture on Instagram of Jake showing Hillary. And the caption is, at Jake Tapper showing off photos of his daughter to HRC after sitting down for the CNN interview.

Oh, my gosh. Now, I will admit it's okay for Jake. to interview her. I get that. I do. I completely understand that. But then to be done and say, oh, hey, thanks for coming on. We really appreciate it. Hey, did I show you pictures of my daughter? I wonder if she reacted the same way as she did to the email scandal.

Just agonizing. And then as I sit down today, my producer in New York, Aaron Hinnitus, plays me a clip of the great Joy Behar. And I love Joy. I do. She means so much to me. And she's actually, you know, a couple hundred years old, like everyone else on the Democratic stage for the debate. And he plays a clip for me where she said this. I actually am aroused by him.

Now, Joy, I love you, but no. Yeah, I'm married. I've already got a wife. I could appreciate. I mean, I understand, Joy. I understand that you would say I actually am aroused by him But you know

I'm in a relationship Okay I already are Joy Bayar commenting about Bernie Sanders I actually am aroused by him I bet you are I bet you are

and so is every other communist in this country So I'm sure you're not the only one that... I actually am aroused by him. Yeah. Just agonizing. Just agonizing. So it doesn't surprise me that a hundred-year-old woman would feel this way about a hundred-year-old man.

I actually am aroused by him. Yeah. Yeah. I bet it does, Joy. And I bet you are. All other communists around the country. And in fact, probably all other communists. communists around the world feel like?

I actually am aroused by him. Yeah. I bet you are. Unbelievable. And then we have the CBS story where CBS is talking about banning advertising for the critical film. Truth about Dan Rather, where the great Robert Redford plays Dan Rather. One of the great reviews I read about Dan Rather, or about, uh, Robert Redford playing Dan Rather was that the review was he was impressed that Robert Redford tried to sound and act nothing like Dan Rather in the movies.

So Robert is at his top acting game right now. You can count on that. Anyway, CBS says, no, we're not going to advertise for the movie. Sorry, we don't agree with the movie. We're not going to take any of your advertising dollars. Now, on the cover, you think, good for CBS. Good for CBS. You know, they stick to a little bit of their guns and say, well, CBS probably isn't sticking to their guns,

but they're sticking to their, what they believe is their morals and their rights. And, you know, good for them. They get to say, you know, what advertising dollars they'll take and what they won't. But, and that's, of course, the network. I'm sure the local affiliates will try to snag as much as they can of the dollars. for CBS. But one of the things that, you know, they were all upset about the story because it's about, you know, Dan Rather's take on President Bush's military experience.

Kate Blanchett's in the movie, too. Unbelievable. And, you know, they talk about where Dan was just taking after George Bush and his military experience. And then the report came out that it was false information, and they still stood by it. And people lost their jobs. People lost their jobs at CBS over it. And CBS says, we're not going to take your money.

Sorry, we don't want your money. Of course, Kate gets to, you know, go on Stephen Colbert's show. Is anyone even watching that show yet now that the first week is over and you realize, hey, that's what the show is? I don't think so. Now, some at CBS news say we're angered at the implication that the news executives were pressured to clash this story. Where are you? Okay. I don't think so.

I don't think so. But they're still, they got an official statement from CBS, which was, you know, surprising because CBS instead of just saying, no, we're not going to take your money. They issued their statement. It's astounding how little truth there is in truth. And there are, in fact, too many distortions, evasions, baseless conspiracy theories to enumerate them all,

the film tries to turn gross errors of journalism and judgment into acts of heroism and martyrdom. Many movies do that. And I kind of, you know, I for sure will not see this movie until it hits maybe the dollar theater and then I may have to re-even, rethink that, to be honest with you. We may wait until Netflix.

and but no I won't be going to the theater to see that breaking out for sure that is not a worry from me I could give a flying crap about Dan Rather Robert Redford Kate Blanchard CBS we lived through all of that we know what a joke it was to begin with agonizing and then of course you have the Obama administration of course, using the same lines that they've used for the past eight years, seven or eight years,

when asked about the Obamacare, I'm sorry, the Affordable Care Act. Josh Ernest, conceding that the Affordable Care Act is not as popular as the administration would like. Really? Huh. I wonder why that is, though. Josh, was it because the whole thing is sucks and built on lies? No. His explanation, dishonest Republicans and a confused public.

So the Affordable Care Act is not as popular as the administration would like because of dishonest Republicans and people aren't smart enough to figure it out and need to have it explained better, just like they've said all the long. unbelievable unbelievable and then we're getting reports that look the Obama administration we know believes along with what a great threat climate change is and so does everyone on that

democratic debate stage feel that climate change is this great threat to America to the world and only America can cut back on everything and make the world better not the other countries Well, Assistant Attorney General John Carlin at the Justice Department

announced a new position called the Domestic Terrorism Council. Yay! Yeah, following a number of violent attacks and plots against the U.S. He said are motivated by anti-government views, racism, bigotry, and anarchy, and other despicable beliefs. Oh.

Okay, well, yeah, don't worry about that whole ISIS thing going on. I don't worry about that Russia thing going on around the world in the Middle East and in Europe and China and Iran. No, no. We're going to start going after people with anti-government views. That's what we're going after. And that's the way it goes. You got that? We're taking them down.

And that's just as simple as that. Now, those are some of the bigger stories that you can talk about throughout the week. Just so you know what's going on a little bit, there's plenty of other stuff that we're going to cover today for sure. Plus, I have some sad news. I mean, it was sad to me anyway. It was sad to me. And we'll get to that momentarily. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Fox sexton. Russia, Iran, Cuba. The Obama Way is By the. off placate them and now they're all joining forces in Syria to fight against our interest to fight against the rebels that we've half-heartedly back to create their own reality in that country other countries other allies and other enemies will see this and say the u.s is now totally unserious and cannot be trusted buck sexton weekdays noon to three p m eastern on the blaze radio network this is the jeff fisher show welcome to it 888 nine

303393 is the phone number. I talked a little bit about the sad news that I have for you. And I know it's early. So just take a sip of your coffee, refill the coffee cup, turn the volume up a little bit, get yourself some cream and sugar, and relax a little bit. If you have to go out on the back porch and drink a cup of coffee and fire up a butt, that's fine.

Go ahead, sit down, relax. Enjoy the fresh smell of cigarette. smoke in the morning air. The dew and the sun comes up with a hot cup of coffee in your hand, fresh lit cigarette. And know that yesterday, yesterday, I lost a friend.

It's been a friend of mine for many, many years now. We've been together through sad times, through happy times. we've and I say we the family that brought us together as a family a number of times happy, sad, angry

yesterday yesterday we said goodbye and we didn't want to but we had to we felt it was time we felt it was time now maybe sometime

in the future, it's possible that we'll let this friend back into our lives. It's possible that we let this friend back into our lives. But like you, there are times when friends are in our lives and we realize that they shouldn't be in our lives anymore. And we have to cut the ties. And while it's sad at the time, we hope and pray that in the future, it will be better because of it. Because you cut the ties with this friend.

And the friend begged and pleaded, stay in your life, reminded you how you'd been together through all these happy and sad times, reminded you how they'd been in your home during the darkest times of your life and in your homes during the happiest times of your life. And how at times you would be out and about and you would look for, forward to coming home because your friend was there. But, like you, yesterday, was the time when we had to cut the ties with the friend. The friend is no longer welcome in the Fisher home.

And I think you may be familiar with this friend. You may know, my friend. My friend, cable TV, have a nice day. I told you. I warned you, I warned you, and I warned you, but there would come a day. When what you offered was not worth the money I was spending, I told you time and time and time again to get better at what you do. If you want to remain in my home, get better at what you do,

give me more of what I want and less of what you think I want. And yet, no. You didn't listen. You went headstrong into your beliefs, thinking that you knew best what I wanted, what my family wanted. My children still believe that you know best what they want. I know better. I know better. Okay?

So cable TV, you're out. Cut the cord yesterday. stacked up the boxes waiting for their boxes to come so I can ship it back to them and they'll be completely gone. It's like looking at a casket in the front room of my house

with those boxes knowing that they're still trying to hang on to the life they had in my house. But no, no, could no longer be a part of our lives. Not anymore, cable TV. Not anymore.

You're out. The Jeff Fisher Show. A Blaze Radio Network. Blaze Radio Network. 888-90333 is the phone number. You can always follow me on Twitter, Jeffie MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeffie MRA. They're up there all waiting for you to come and share behind the scenes in my life.

We did get a tweet from Vecca Fitz-Francis. and I want to know if asking, of course, for the nephew. If, you know, I started this thing about, you know, jokes. I mean, there's always jokes asking me if I'm going to have more jokes today. I mean, there's always a joke to get you through the day, right? I mean, sadly, last night we were going out to dinner and we're driving to the restaurant. and my son and my daughter and my wife and our were trying to come up with the

we're writing our own jokes about the skeleton skeleton jokes you know it's almost Halloween and we've got some great Halloween stuff coming up later in the show but I'll give you a let's see why did the skeleton cross the road because he had a bone a pick with a chicken thank you there you go that's an easy there's a kid joke for you

with the skeleton okay So sad. So sad. So sad. So we're talking a little bit about breaking up with things. And I know. I say goodbye to cable TV. It's a sad day. It'll be, you know, I'll get over it. I was ready to say goodbye.

There's really, we had, I sat down. I mean, my kids are really the ones that are, but dad. But dad, we, no. No, that's okay. We got all, there's still plenty of things to watch. It's okay. I know, Dad, but... No, son.

It's okay. We got 8,000 things over there in that cabinet right over there called DVDs. You could watch those. And there's other channels that we subscribe to. It'll be okay. I know, Dad, but no, it's okay. So I've got withdrawal symptoms going on with the children. But, uh, I really, it's okay.

There's only... Look, I tried to explain. to him, look, we pay $8 million a month. I thought it was a little steep, but that's what we were paying. So I'm saving $8 million a month now. I mean, and I'm still in the red. I'm not sure how that works. There were, look at how many, I tried to explain to them, look at how many channels we had on

that cable box. Okay, we had, I don't know. Seriously, I really don't know how many channels. They were like 1,000, and maybe two or 300 were, maybe pay-per-view channels. So we'll say 800 channels. Okay? I'll even give you 700, but there was more than that.

I think it was pretty close to 800 total. And I asked him to tell me, you know, what channels you watched. And there were maybe three or four. And that's the same with all of us. Why the hell am I paying for these 800 channels when I'm only watching three or four? The heck with it. I'm not doing it. I'm not.

I'm not doing it. It's agonizing. It's a waste of money. And I love TV. I'm a huge fan of television. Always have been. Love it. And will I miss being able to sit down and scroll through 800 channels and say that there's nothing on and maybe see something stupid and watch something stupid?

Yeah. Yeah, I will. But it'll be okay. It'll be all right. I will move on. We'll go through the withdrawal symptoms will be. over about mid-next week with the children, that will be okay.

We'll all be okay. But then I see a story that talks about November, just around the corner, by the way, the highest rate of breakups among couples in November. Did you know that? It marks the annual, and they haven't even have a little name for it, called the turkey drop. Breakup rates spike as an unhappy couple split to avoid

spending the holidays together and throwing away money on expensive gifts. Yeah. Or sending the wrong message about their intentions. I'll just be together until the holidays are over. Then we'll break up. But we were together during the holidays. Look, any time you have a breakup, it sucks.

I've been through a divorce. It's not fun. And I, I mean, this tip talking about November is talking about a new book that's coming out sometime soon about all these the worst breakups in history. It'll probably be a cute read. It'll be fun. I'll browse through it, check out some of the worst breakups in history, see what some of these people did.

You know, they probably, you know, cut off the head of their lover, stabbed them, whatever. There's all kinds of stories of huge, terrible breakups. And my divorce was probably one of the better ones. I mean, we got along, and it still is so hard. I mean, I understand how hard it is. So to be coming up on the holidays, I don't know what's worse. Coming up on the holidays and saying, I can't do this. We need to break up and have a nice day.

So I don't know what's worth getting the axe prior to the holidays or making it through the holidays and then getting the axe. I'm guessing probably through the holidays and then getting the axe because if you're working up to getting the axe, you know it. You know your relationship is on the rocks. So to fake it all through the holidays is got to be worse than not faking it and just having the axe already. Just being done with it. Right?

And you know that You know that your spouse is already If you're on the verge Are you cheating on your spouse? And what constitutes cheating? Looking around Or actually acting on it? You know, there's always excuses.

My husband was abusive And I needed comfort. Uh-huh. We began to resent each other. Just didn't like each other anymore. I was bored and unhappy. I had to cheat on her. And it's more probably, you know, it's him and her

cheating on each other. My husband was a workaholic. Damn him. He was unfaithful first. So doggone it. I'm going to cheat on him too. That's just the way it is. Those are like the top five.

Reason why people said they cheated on their spouse. Agonizing. So if you're having a rough time, November's your month. Bring down the hatchet. November's your month. Great stories, a couple of subway stories. One story started out last week where a woman said they claimed locked herself in the subway

toilet for a couple hours and she was smoking what they call synthetic marijuana. And then she came out of the bathroom naked and just trashed the restaurant in a violent rampage. Some of the pictures are great. Why am I not at these subway stores when this happens? Maybe when's the last time we've been to a subway, Jeff? I don't know. It's been quite a while. But I've never at the one where this naked lady is running through

trashing everything stoned out of her mind. There's another story from Subway where they took a picture and some guy apparently found a rat or a mouse in his sandwich in the salads. I find that very, very hard to believe. You watch them make the sandwich right in front of you. So you would, I mean, I don't, I don't think that that. is true. We'll be hard-pressed.

I mean, we'll find out here in a little while whether it was true or not. You saw the picture. There was a picture of the lettuce on what looked like a sandwich, and then there was a little mouse in the salad in the lettuce of the sandwich. But I don't think so. All the subway people wear their little plastic gloves, and they've got the spit glass in front of you, so you're watching them make the sandwich.

I mean, I just find that hard to believe that that actually happened. But, again, another subway story, right? Another great subway story. And there was another story out of, oh, where was it? Gosh, darn it. It was at a Target store. I don't remember what city it was in. Oh, here's the story right here.

It was in California. Now, if you're walking around Target, First of all, and I have been in a Target a number of times over the last year, and this never happens when I'm in the store. And I want to know why. Because I would love to be in the store when this happens. So they show the video. I'm not going to play the audio from the video. But people are walking around Target and somebody starts recording from their phone.

Because over the intercom at this Target store, audio. from a porn movie starts playing. And it's... Now, look, do you watch your kids? No, people are freaking out. The video, people are freaking out. They drop their stuff and they're running out of the store and stuff. Okay, come on.

And the story talks about people were offering to cover up my children's ears and running around everything and picking up phones. and it went on for about two minutes and then it started up again. I mean, I would love to be at that Target store. That would have been fun. That would have been fun. I don't know that I would have loved it so much if the kids are with you because it's pretty descriptive, the audio. But it's really funny to see some of the reactions of the quick,

video and it's not that long of a video. I'll tweet it here in a little bit at Jeffie MRA but it would be fun to be a part of it because the reaction of people are a little over the top I got you

it's audio from a porn movie I got it okay make up a story to your kids I don't know what that is. Then take them over and let them look at something on a shelf. Okay? Chill a little bit.

All right. I don't know what's going on. Somebody plugged in a TV to the overhead speaker. They're playing some god-awful movie. Let's take it easy, okay? Let's start freaking out. I have a feeling. It's just a gut feeling on my part.

Target isn't the one guilty. Okay? I don't think Target is going out of their way. way to put up porn audio over their PA system. Okay? It's just unbelievable the overreaction of people.

But, again, I want to know why this stuff never happens when I'm at the store. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher show. The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it.

888-90-3033-9. 93 is the phone number. Mark in Maryland, you are on the broadcast. How are you, sir? Oh, hanging in there. You know, the breakups you're talking about. I wonder if you could use the breakup of getting rid of the cable to go and coincide with the breakup of, you know, a marriage. Why? Your honor. She took away my sports channels. I'm sure that's been done. Yeah, well, and then they complain about Subway. What are they complaining about?

So they got a little extra meat on this. What's, you know, what's not to like? Thank you very much. And also, you look at it. Like to me, Target has been targeted. Thanks for the call, Mark. Now people are calling up writing their own jokes. Thank you.

I appreciate it. There was a couple more of the stupid Halloween jokes that we thought of last night, too, that we were driving to dinner, and I can't even remember him now. I'll remember him. More skeleton jokes, though. We got stuck on skeleton jokes, and we continued on to the restaurant coming up with skeleton jokes. I should have written them down. I'm sure my son did, so he'll have it in his repertoire of jokes for the next 40 years on writing the jokes.

So funny. Do you remember the story? You know what I want to do? I want to start using. I know that it's illegal now. Remember the story of Orson Wells? When he was working in New York and he had his radio show and his Broadway play and he used to have to try to get a cab and have cars waiting and race to the other location when he was done with one to get there on time. And he was waiting one day outside the theater. And he saw an ambulance go by. And he thought, that's how I'm going to do. do it. So he rented an ambulance every night. And he walked to the theater, hopped into the ambulance, they threw out the lights and they took him to another theater. And he got there, you know, in plenty of time. He just rode in the back of the ambulance. Now, you know, that's illegal now.

You know, they don't, that's only for emergencies. But a man in Michigan decided that, hey, I am going to live large. So what I'll do if it's illegal for me to call an ambulance and use it, I'll call 911. Say I'm having a heart attack. The ambulance will come and get me. I'll go to the hospital.

I'll get waited on hand and foot by nurses and doctors. I'll get some food. I'll hang out, have a little bit of fun. And then I'll go back home. And it worked fine for the first few times. And then the hospital thought, you know, you aren't having heart attacks, are you? You're just coming in here for food and fun, frivolity. And instead of saying, no, I don't know what you.

you're talking about, oh, my heart, my heart. He went, well, yeah, of course. Why else would I be in here three or four times a week? That was a bad move. Now he's in big trouble for that. Bad move. Sorry to see that happen. This is the Jeff Fisher show.

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Welcome to it. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. Mike Opelka, Pure Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. And I don't know what the giveaway is this week. I overheard that they were going to be the... the stunt brain dangling dice that hang around your rearview mirror in your car, but I don't know that. I mean, it could be hubcaps for all I know this week. So give a listen, see what the giveaway is.

I'm sure it'll be exciting, though, because he always has a great gift for those of you listening. And, you know, maybe. I mean, if you like the little dangling dice, the little stunt brain dangling dice hanging from your window, cool. I got no more power to you. You can anything you want from your mirror. You can quote me on that, okay? All right. So it's almost Halloween.

Right, a couple weeks away from Halloween. You're already thinking about getting there's pumpkins everywhere. Don't cut them too early because I've cut some pumpkins early and you set them out. And they look almost better after the couple of weeks because they've fallen down on inside themselves and the mold starts growing out of it. So it's almost a double Halloween effect. First, it's the beautiful pumpkin carved with the face. and then smushed, sitting on the front porch with mold growing on it. It looks great.

Yes, it does. And look, there's Halloween displays going up all over everybody's neighborhood now. They're coming up more and more, and you see them. They've got the giant spiders and the giant. There's one in our neighborhood that has the Peanuts Gang that's a Halloween thing with the giant pumpkin and then there's a giant spider around the corner and then somebody's got their spider webs in the yard with the witch and everybody enjoys the witch flying smashing into the tree display in the front yard and the gravestones everywhere well in Ohio there's a Halloween

display in a neighborhood that is made people feel a little scared. Oh, no. In this story, the little girl says she was frightened by the display. I thought they were real people. Yeah, real people. They were hanging upside down from a tree. And there's a person leaning upside down with a knife coming out.

I was a little nervous. Stop it. It's a Halloween display. Of course you were a little frightened. That's what it's supposed to do. But it's almost a block from an elementary school. This house was, when I was going to elementary school, I would love to have this house on the way to school.

But, of course, in today's world, parents are saying it's a little graphic close to an elementary school. Is it? Is it? No. No, it is not. No, it is not. Stop it.

Now, what I like is that the family says, well, we haven't any complaints. I don't know what to tell you. We're fine. I've got a two-year-old and a special needs teenager. They seem to be good with it. And asked if they would take it down. They were like, I mean, we might tone it down maybe if we thought it was actually, you know, scaring people beyond the Halloween scared.

But no. No, we're not doing that. One lady, though, the lady that has the little daughter that was a little too scared on the way to school, a little too upset. Whenever it was the daughter or the mom that got a little too upset over the display, she took a picture and emailed it to the city and wanted this display taken down. I need this display taken down, doggone it. Um, no. The city said there's nothing we can do about it. It's their property, freedom of expression.

Move on with your life, okay. It's a Halloween display in the front yard. Now, there is a possibility that you could cover your daughter's eyes and drive her to school so she didn't see it. You could walk in. walk your daughter to school and go another way. Or you could look at it and say, honey, it's just a Halloween display. Kind of scary, isn't it?

Yep, but it's pretty funny how that at. Look, see, not real. Look, see, not real. But then in another Ohio town, people mistook a murdered woman hanging from a fence as a Halloween decoration. It's not funny at all. It's not funny at all.

Except, I mean, you see it all the time, right? And so this, apparently this lady, this horrible thing happened to her, and she was trying to escape wherever she was at. And she tried to climb over this fence, and it had the three wires of the barbed wire along the top, and she got hung up on that, so she ended up dying, hanging from this fence. and people thought it was a Halloween decoration. Why do they have that? I don't know why they put the Halloween decoration back there. Maybe because it's not real.

I mean, it's not a real Halloween display. It's a real human. So she was pretty horrible, actually. So you may, you know, it's okay to take a double take maybe at the Halloween displays and say real or not real. We can play that game with the family. You can play that game with the kids, actually. Real or not real on the Halloween displays.

That's my new game the rest of the year. Real or not real? If it's real, call the authorities. However, in this particular town of Ohio, what is the name of this town? God-awful Ohio town. Yeah, you heard me. God-awful Ohio town.

Why people want to live in that state. That'll start a war now. People will be all mad at me that live in Ohio. I got it. You live in Ohio. You love your state. Whatever. So this small town,

has now have a serial they actually have a surrogator going on because this lady is a string of suspicious deaths and disappearances of six local women and four of the vanished were found dead over the past year so they're saying you know it's definitely leading to a serial killer it's the raising suspicions that there's a serial killer you think now of course They say this particular murder, completely unrelated to the suspicious deaths. Completely. This has nothing to do with the other missing women and the other four that were vanished and now found dead.

This one here doesn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Completely unrelated. And, you know, Halloween is a mind game, right? I mean, that's all it is. It's a mind game. You try to have, you know, you try to get people to think that something is scary. Everybody goes to the horror houses and the themes and you want to be scared out of your mind.

And you want to, you want to, it's kind of release of being scared and then realizing, oh, my gosh, it's not real. So I don't have to be scared and it's a wonderful thing, right? It's a brain thing. And then I'm reading this article, an interview from Ray. Kurzweil. And he is the Google guy, right? The Google futurist. And he's made, according to this article, he's made 147 predictions since the 1990s. 115 of them turned out to be true. Another 12 turned out to be essentially correct. And he said, that's an 86% accuracy rate. And the others, he's not saying are completely wrong. They just have not happened yet. Right? So I'm reading

this article about nanobots and the brain, and it is fascinating. According, this is Ray Kurzweil, all right? Brain to brain communication. This will deliver a new level of human intimacy where you can truly know what your lover, friend, or child is feeling, intimacy far beyond what we experience today by mere human conversation. Forget email, texting, phone calls. You'll be able to send your thoughts to someone simply by thinking them.

Google on the brain. You'll have the ability to know anything you desire at the moment you want to know it. You'll have the access to the world's information at the tip of your neurons. You'll be able to calculate complex math equations in seconds. You'll be able to navigate the streets of any cities intuitively, and you'll be able to hop into a fighter jet and fly it perfectly. You'll be able to speak and translate any language effortlessly. Google on the brain. Scalable intelligence?

Imagine that you're in a bind. you need to solve a problem, you'll be able to scale up the computational power of your brain on demand, 10 times or a thousand times. Same way you use the algorithms today on the Amazon web servers. Living in a virtual world, your brains can truly connect at high bandwidth. You'll be able to bypass current sensory organs, eyes, ears touch, point out the brain's perception of reality can be driven completely by gaming engine. It's a virtual world. Okay? Unbelievable.

I mean, it's, you'll have the avatar, you'll have the extended immune system. I mean, we already have, you know, Ray talks about the intelligent biological devices, the size of blood cells that kill disease. And we have them in our body already, Ray, T cells, right? They can recognize an enemy and attack it. but they don't work on cancer, retroviruses. In the future, the nanorobots are going to be able to communicate wirelessly, download software when new pathogens arrives, and attack cancer, cancer stem cells, bacteria, viruses, disease agents.

They can also work on metabolic diseases like diabetes. They can also maintain healthy levels of everything you need in the blood. Nutrients basically repair and eventually replace damaged organs. Huh? Come on. Come on. Downloadable expertise. Expand and searchable memories. A higher order of existence. It talks about how connected neocortex will bring humanity to a higher order of existence and complexity. Expanding our palette for emotion, art, humor, creativity, expression, and uniqueness. We're going to be funnier. We're going to be sexier. We're going to be. be better in expressing loving sentiment.

We're going to add more levels to the hierarchy of the brain modules and create deeper levels of expression. People will be able to very deeply explore some particular type of music in far greater degree than we can today. And according to Ray, it'll lead to far greater individuality, not less. So while this future may sound fanciful to many, let's remember that exponential technologies are deceptive, right? So remember that most of these fields of the technical progress,

they double every 18 months. And look at what's happened now. Go back 18 months and then the previous 18 months and see where we were and where we are now. And Ray says this, some of this will be happening by 2030 and 15 years, right? we're going to send in the in the 2030s we're going to send nanobots into the brain provide full immersion virtual reality from within the nervous system and connect our neocortex to the cloud just like how we can wirelessly expand our power of our smartphones

in the cloud today we'll be able to expand our neocortex in the cloud wow I mean that's Almost. These are some of the things that we've talked about that, you know, that's going to happen. Thinking that really it's not going to happen or thinking that it's going to happen, you know, a hundred years from now. Ray's talking 15 years, 20 years from now. Unbelievable. Your children are going to be involved in this. Have them prepared.

Try, and I don't know how to do it. That's for sure. I guess you need to know who you are and what you are and what you believe in because that's what he's talking about. You know, if this future becomes reality, connected humans are going to change everything and we need to discuss the implications in order to make the right decisions now so that you're prepared for the future.

Yeah. Yeah. You talk about being on a higher level. There will be some on a higher level and there's going to be others that ain't going to be so high. looking because it'll be a wonderful thing when I can plug into the cloud and know anything. But it's a matter of being able to decide whether that anything is actually something or if you're being fed jargon from the cloud.

So who controls that cloud? That's another side of the argument. And then living in a going between virtual and real world and immersing yourself into everyone, Everyone's going to be immersed into this. I don't even know what you would call it. It's not going to be a virtual world, but it's not going to be reality either. It's going to be the new world, Jeff. It's a new world, and everything will be beautiful.

And everyone will be all seeing and all knowing. Oh, oh, okay. Well, then everything will be fine then. Never mind. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. Welcome to it on the Blaze Radio Network.

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So I'm happy to have him part of the show. I actually am aroused by him. Thank you. Thank you very much. As Lisa Joy Beyer, you don't know who she's talking about when she says that either, does she? That's a fantastic line. She is so bad. I'm sorry, Joy, what was that?

I actually am aroused by him. I know. It's okay. Calm down. All right. I'm already married. Oh, wait. You're talking about Aaron?

Yes. Okay. Oh, that I'll give you. A lot of people are. A lot of people are. Thank you, Hillary. We appreciate it. All right.

What's happening around the world? Okay, around the world. What's going on in around the world? Italy, the great Italian way of life, right? Well, we just found out in Italy, it's okay to watch porn on the break. Yes, it is. Top court said, hey, Fiat employee, you did nothing wrong. You can watch porn films on your lunch break.

It's okay. You shouldn't have lost your job. It's okay. When you take a break, you can go ahead and watch that porn. That's what he said all along. He said, hey, I was in my break. I catch a few minutes of the porn film I'm into. It didn't affect my job.

It's on my break. I can watch a little porn, go back to do making cars. Okay? But on the same week, we find out that, and from the same company, we find out that they fired somebody for smoking pot, and the court said, no, you can go ahead and do them. You can feed them.

So porn good, pot bad at Fiat is the headline that should read in Italy. You can watch porn while you're on the job. Maybe, well, not while you're on the job. You're not supposed to watch porn on the job. That would cost you your work, okay? But if you're in the break, if you're taking a break, if you're taking a break time, there's a break whistle. I had to go catch up on my latest porn film.

But if you were going to go catch up on your latest porn film and smoke pot, no. Bad, bad, bad, bad. You cannot do that in Italy. You cannot do that working for Fiat. Okay? Let's get that in your head right now. In the United Kingdom, gang is murdered a pedophile. Now, what's good is they've just taken the law into their own hand.

So this is coming to a country near you very soon. You count on that. gangs will be, and they're already doing it in their own little sections. It's almost sounds like, what does it sound like? What does it sound like when people live in an area, and it's their area, and then they have their own laws separate from the Constitution of the United States and laws within that state? What did they call it?

There's a thing that they call. There's something. It's from Islam. And their book, and it's called... Oh, I know. Sharia law. So look for it. Because gangs all over the world are going to be claiming their own Sharia law area.

You can count on that. But they murdered a pedophile, sexually assaulted him, made him eat dog feces. And the excuse was, hey, I didn't do it. They got a couple of the gang members. It wasn't me. And, oh, by the way, guess what? He was a bad guy, but he was alive when I left. He was still, you know, we just had him in the corner eating dog poop.

That's all. He was alive. I didn't kill him. You think maybe that beating who gave him with that broom handle and feed him dog poop might have killed him? Nah, he was alive when I left. He's fine. So look for it. That'll be coming to an area near you very, very soon.

And there are many places, many, many places in this country that want to call it Sharia law. And boy, will it be fun when that starts happening? Count on that. We cannot let that happen, by the way. If that starts coming to fruition in where you live, stop it immediately. And why does it happen? Because we have stupid

college courses. We talked a lot about, you heard of the Democrats this week on their presidential campaign debate. Talk about free college. And even Bernie Sanders, the great

Bernie Sanders. You know the person that Joy Behar is in love with? You know, the person that Joy Behar is in love with? I know Hillary. I'm aroused by him. Thank you. No worry. Hillary laughed at that too. He believes he has a plan

to make Wall Street and the bankers. Everybody can just pay for them. Everybody get free college because of them, the rich people. Well, if I don't want, I don't want them with those. I don't want those. companies. I don't want anybody paying for other people's colleges. Okay? I don't. I don't. Because we had one class now in college called Wasting Time on the Internet. Seriously. University of Pennsylvania, wasting time on the Internet is an English class.

Come on now. Stop it. We talked to one other time so that the University of Washington, D.C., American University in Washington, D.C., has a Hunger Games course. That I almost, I'll give you a couple of the movies, ones, there's more than one. You know, while I find them kind of ridiculous, it's actually I wouldn't, I can see it being a course. I don't know how many credits I would give it or if it would be worth anything for. I don't know that you should be able to have a doctorate in the Hunger Games. But, you know, you're going to talk about the politics. and the ethics and the marketing and, you know, the things that are going on in the world around the Hunger Games.

So, you know, maybe, maybe you get some insight onto that. Love, I'm sorry, I want to pronounce it correctly. Lust, Love, and Relationships offered at Syracuse University. Now, what's interesting about this particular class is the Lust, Love and Relationship Class at Syracuse University. at a time when hormones are raging and relationships are rampant, it's perfect for the demographic of college students looking to enroll. The course description says the intricate dynamics of relationships ranging from for what and why individuals are attracted to each other, why and how individuals become embroiled

and seemingly irresolved conflict across a variety of social context. But the picture that they show for the love. Plus love and relationships just has a lady with a sexual device. I mean, I don't understand what that has to do with the course. Breaking Down, Breaking Bad, another course at the... Come on now. At the SUNY, New York, stop it. Breaking Down, Breaking Bad.

I mean, I get it. It's the guy, you know, the whole thing behind the show. The sociology of Miley, really? Skidmore College. Sociology of Miley, I think you know who Miley is and what she has become. Beyonce 101, really, at Rutgers University? Are we seriously going to make it a college course? Game of Thrones, of course.

Hold on, I'm going to go back. I want to see what college Game of Thrones is at. Let's take a guess at the College of Game of Thrones. University of Virginia. Well, they never would have guessed that. Turn your love for the media into college credits by starting the inner details of both the books and the HBO series.

Okay, they're just talking about, they're doing the same thing as The Hunger Games trying to make it part of trying to relate it to today. The art of walking. Yes. You know how difficult it is and how difficult it is to put one foot in front of the other. Those of us that have had maybe falls in the last year,

I do realize how difficult it is to walk from time to time and stay upright. The Center College in Kentucky has a course dedicated to being outside called the Art of Walking. Enroll if you think you'd enjoy walking in parks, gardens, and museums while earning college credit. Oh, yes. Yes, the art. of walking. Now, this class, I don't have a problem with at all. I don't understand why I'm saying there's a problem, except it's on this list called cow to cone. You can write your own jokes. The course, Penn State, cow to cone, is all about, yes, ice cream. Managing business and ice cream

down to production. You'll study it all. Now, I'm guessing that part of the course, is maybe eating all the ice cream? I'm a huge fan of that course. Huge fan. And of course, the number one, the number one, what they're calling craziest college class, which I say, I don't know, you can get at Michigan State University,

surviving the coming zombie apocalypse. Disasters, catastrophes, human behavior. Huh? Nice. This course has won awards and studies how and why people would behave the way they do during such life-threatening catastrophes, including preparedness and disaster management. The Coming Surviving, the Coming Zombie Apocalypse. Just watch The Walking Dead and then listen to talking Walking Dead on the Blaze Radio Network.

Not that difficult, Michigan State. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. It is. Welcome to it. On the Blaze Radio Network, thank you so much for joining myself and the rest of us here at the Blaze. We appreciate it. So I was going to talk a little bit about Lamar Odom and his struggles with life and death. and apparently at the Love Ranch out in the Nevada Desert,

he went into a coma. Now he's out apparently now, or at least came out of it for a little bit, and said hi to Chloe, the estranged wife, Chloe Kardashian. Apparently to his friends, he was still in love with Chloe, and that Chloe broke up, breakup really hit him hard. Sit him so hard that he had to head to the brothel out in the desert. and hang out with hookers and have fun. Now look at I'm not bad.

I am not holding anything against my man Lamar doing out there in the brothel. He can do it where he wants. According to Dennis Hoff, the owner of a Love Ranch, the former NBA player, Lamar Odom, spent $75,000, which guaranteed him two. women who would take care of any of his needs. Now, if you've got the money, why not spend it, right? Why not? Now, according to many people at the brothel, he used cocaine, and then he also took 10 herbal supplement tablets over three days, which you can buy at the brothel. I'm almost

positive that you couldn't buy an illegal drug at the brothel. I'm just saying, I'm sure he got the cocaine from somewhere else. But he is out of his coma, and, you know, the drugs are getting out of his system. And, you know, he will, if he snaps out of it, it will be a great story. You know, it'll be a great story of love lost and drugs and it's a wonderful life now, and I'm all good. But why would I talk to you about Lamar Odom when I can talk to you about one of the greatest inventions ever, made in Japan right now. Japanese scientists have invented an automated, an automated lawn droid.

That's right, a robot that will just wash your clothes, fold it, and put it on a cupboard. My gosh. There's almost no reason to have a wife anymore when people in Japan are creating lawn droids. Anybody ever tell you you look good today yet? No? Well, you do. Doggone it. You look.

Fantastic. I mean that. Except, I mean, you're not really going to just wear that all day, are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.