Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Buying, Selling and Stealing… | 4/01/26

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

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Yeah. So remember the other day we talked about how the food giant, the Swiss food giant, Nestle, lost 12 tons, or 413,793 candy bars of its Kit Kat chocolate brands. And they were stolen. I guess they were between Italy and Poland. They left Italy, the production site, and they never made it to Poland. So somewhere in between there, someone got 413,000. 7,793 candy bars. I had nothing to do with it.

Now, they claim that they're looking into it, and there will be no shortages, so you're good. I was guessing that possibly there's going to be some stores that are making some extra money by selling the bootleg Kit Katz. Just don't scan them, because the barcodes are definitely tracked for sure. And I appreciate some of the companies commenting on X, Like the one from Domino's Pizza UK, we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat

following their recent sad news. On a completely unrelated note, we're pleased to announce we'll now be selling new Kit Kat pizzas. Very funny. Denny's said in a statement that, an official statement, by the way, We would like to make one thing clear. Whatever happened to those Kit Katz happened between 1.30 a.m. and 4 a.m.

And we were very busy at the time. No further questions. Really funny. And then DoorDash actually made a statement on their ex-accout at DoorDash. With official statement, by the way. Hey, guys, DoorDash here. Due to a completely random packaging error, we have 12 tons of Kit-Kats in our day.

dash smarts that we can't sell. The good news, all you have to do is go to your DoorDash app and add like 500 to 600 Kid Katz to your cart, and this should resolve itself quickly. Thank you. Very, very funny, and I'm sure Kit Kat does not think it's funny at all. Welcome! And it's not, that happened before April Fool's,

because if you're listening live, today is April Fool's Day, April 1st, 26, but so much is happening in the world that is out of their minds, I don't know that we needed actual April Fool's joke, but I'm sure that they will come. Welcome! Welcome to Chewing the Fat, Fat 5 Plus.

April Fool's joke was from Ambassador Mike Huckabee, the ambassador to Israel. And, you know, I'm not, you know, whatever. Mike Huckabee is Mike Huckabee. You can quote me on that, by the way. But he posted on his ex-account, wow, Tucker Carlson just called, wants to come to Jerusalem to share Easter Sunday with me,

said he's been wrong about Israel, Jews, Iran, criticizing at real Donald Trump, and wants to publicly renounce stuff he's been saying and do it right here in the heart of Israel. I mean, the first reading of that, you know it's not real, don't you? and of course then he replied underneath that. April fools, come on.

You knew it was. Yeah, we did, Mike. I'm sorry, Ambassador Huckabee. Just an FYI, Donald Trump will be speaking live tonight. We'll be covering it tomorrow on Pat Unleash, a show that I'm on every day Monday through Friday, which you can watch on Blaze TV. I do a fat five on that show every day,

and that's why I do this, the fat five. 5 plus with the plus I stole from Apple. Anyway, I'm sure he's going to, we're hoping, anyway, not I'm sure, we're hoping that he's going to say, hey, Iran war is, and it's not really a war, it's just an uprising, I guess, an incursion on our part. Iran, we're going to wrap this thing up in a couple of weeks because he said yesterday that, you know, he believed that it would be over in a couple weeks, maybe a couple days past that.

So let's get to it. I mean, since the U.S. and Israel launched attacks on Iran a month ago, in this story it says about a month ago, yeah, okay. A month ago, energy supply chains have buckled. U.S. gas prices have jumped 35 percent. Yeah, no kidding. From just under $3 before the incursion, they call it a war, started on February 28th. Yeah, the states along the West Coast obviously are been hit the hardest. 591 per gallon yesterday

Consumers in states that haven't felt the crunch quite as hard Could still be faced with rising fertilizer and food costs Every 10% rise in fuel prices Could push food costs up 2 and 3% Yeah, at least for sure I mean we've seen it went up 30 cents And 30 or 40 cents in a day This week

And it's not good I want to say it's not good I don't like it Now according to this Trump said he was going to release 172 million barrels of oil from the country's strategic reserves. I don't know, I guess good if we're going to help ease the supply chains, but that's really, you know, I don't want to use those barrels yet. We may need them.

The EPA has loosened regulations that require a cleaner blend of summertime gasoline. Yeah, I don't care. If it's clean or if it's dirty, I'll use it as long as it's cheaper. delivery and ride share companies are increasing gas rebates for drivers, right? Many consumers are also reconsidering summer travel plans. Are they? Are they? Okay, I guess, you know, if you say so.

And today's $4 billion liftoff is a major test. Yes, we need this. America needs this list, this liftoff off of NASA. and Cape Canaveral in Florida. We need it very bad. We've got Artemis 2. That needs to launch today. It's supposed to go off at 6.24 p.m. Central time.

And we need it to go off there. Launch window is today, April 1st, through that 624 to, I think there's a couple hours after that that the window is still open. And then the next couple days, the window is open as well. they have opening spaces if this one is canceled. This can't cancel. It just can't. It needs to go off.

We need it to go off. I know that some more stuff is happening. I mean, Elon is launching satellites at Debner every day over there at SpaceX, either from Texas or California. Pretty incredible. But I know Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin is trying to catch up to Elon. Good luck. He might make it.

NASA aims. to test docking Orion to either SpaceX or Blue Origins Lander in orbit next year and then have humans leaving shoe marks on the moon as early as 2028. Okay, let's make that happen. Eventually, the space agency,

which we've talked about before, they want to establish a permanent moon base which sees it as a launch pad for Mars exploration amid the space race with China. Yeah, well, the moon is already ours. So just move over. We own it. If you come here, we might rent you some space, but we'll let you know what space that is. And as far as the moon being a launching

pad for Mars, Elon has already said, look, you guys do what you got to do. I'm going to Mars, whether there's a moon launch pad or not. So we'll see how that fight goes. Also another fight between Jeff Bezos and Elon is the high-speed internet from satellite services. I mean, Starlink is, you know, blasting satellites. satellites up in the orbit. Jeff Bezos has just started putting his satellites up there because he wants that business. And their Delta is now partnering with Amazon Leo to offer high-speed satellite internet on its

flight starting at 2028. So, I mean, I don't think, I don't think Bezos can offer that until then. Pretty incredible. He's trying to catch up, though. Good for him. Jesus, another thing that's happening. I mean, it's Passover begins tonight, so that goes until April 9th. A lot of things going on.

A lot of things going on. For instance, they're still looking for the thieves that made off with the artwork for over $10 million. Another museum heist, this time in Italy. The original story talked about how the thieves just went in through a door and took three paintings. One was a Renoir and... One was by Paul Cisanne, and one was Odelaisque on the terrace by Henri Matisse. Those two are worth, you know, million, million and a half,

because the Renoir is the one that's worth all the money, about seven or eight million for the Renoir. But actually, it happened at night, and they forced open a door. Now, the private museum is outside of Parma, and they said that, the robbery was the work of a structured and organized gang who would have likely taken even more if an alarm had not gone off. Yeah, an alarm went off when they took one painting off the wall.

And then they took off and they just climbed over a wall and they were gone. So we're still looking for them. We have no idea who took them. I did enjoy, I think we talked about it here, that the new thing is they don't have a buyer. They look. to sell them back to the museum for ransom. That's a good plan. You know, if you're a criminal. And it's better than kidnapping humans. You're probably not going to get your money.

Nancy Guthrie is a good example of that. Wow, she's still missing and incredible. This coming Monday is going to be day 65, and Savannah's coming back to work, and no money was given to the kidnappers, and she has not been returned. so it's easier to steal artwork and ransom that back

to the museum and hope that they make a deal with you to get the paintings back. What do you offer the museum? You say, hey, yes, I was calling. I may be able to get these paintings back for you. If you were to give me

$5 million in my crypto account, I will drop the paintings off. Now, you got to hope that the museum believes you, right, that you're going to do it. I will drop off one painting tonight to prove that I have the paintings. That's what you do. Then you get the money.

So the one painting is like proof of life in kidnapping. Again, not a bad idea. Be sure to follow me on my social media at Jeffrey JFR on X. Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram and Facebook. At Jeffy JFR on the cameo. app you can order a cameo for me at any time but the cameo is not free uh but it is worth every shiny nickel at jeffy jfr on the cameo app you can also follow me on my youtube uh channel at uh jeff fisher no what is my youtube channel it's been so long since i've actually looked at it

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He is going to be very mad at me. but that's the way it goes. I was looking at the top 10 dog breeds of 2025. Maybe you have one. Maybe you're in the top 10. I don't know. You know, we go from number 10. The Bulldog was number 10.

The German short-haired pointer was number nine. Rottweiler was number eight. Rots are okay. You know, we've had a rod before. He was the rots, though. I can't tell you that people would get the animal, people would get mad at. me if I tell you. But the Rottweiler, sometimes

they lose the go start going crazy. And all you got to do is punch them right in the skull. And the route we had, you know, every once in a while he started going and started losing his mind. You just punch him in the top of his skull. It doesn't have to be hard. You just knock

him in the skull a little bit and he goes, hey, oh, oh, yeah, okay, I'm okay now. You didn't hear that from me, though. You didn't hear that tip for me. me. Number seven of the 2025 top American breeds, according to the American Kennel Club,

the Beagle. Number six was poodle. Number five was the dashhound. Who wants a dashhound? Number four was the German Shepherd dog. Number three was the Golden Retriever. I'm surprised that is it number one. The Labador Retriever. I'm number two. And of course

the number one dog this year, or last year, 2025, from the American Kennel Club, The French bulldog. The dog I said we'd never have is an American bully. And, you know, that dog I said we'd never have in our house. We now have in our house, the American bully. And he is a darn good dog. He's a good dog.

Big, strong, he's so friendly. The dog I have that I swore we'd never have is absolutely a good dog. And I will tell you this, if he knew, if this American bully knew how dangerous he could be, he would be a very dangerous dog. Man, he is strong. He's got a big mouth, a lot of teeth, and could do a lot of damage. But he's just a friendly dog. I love it when people come to the front door because he just goes crazy and barking at the door.

And he sounds like the one guy said, hey, sorry, I didn't even wake up the wolf. Yeah. Yeah, but if you actually came in the house, if you actually come in the house, he's not going to attack you. He's going to want to know who you are, and he just wants to play. But I want people to look at him and think,

ooh, now he's going to tear you a new one. Yeah, he is, pal. Where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Any day now? Winter is hard, but your groceries don't have. have to be. This winter, stay warm. Tap the banner to order your groceries online at walla.ca.

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So apparently they're spinning off the food business. That's a big change for Unilever, putting the focus entirely on household and personal care products. McCormick, whose market value stands at around $14.8 billion, is much smaller entity. Unilever is worth about $140 billion. But if the deal is struck and finalized, McCormick is a player. And you're talking about $33 billion? Yeah, they become a big-time spice player.

Food giant Danone, who hasn't heard of them, well, they make avion water and Activia yogurt, agrees to buy a nutrition startup, Hewel, derived from human and fuel for roughly $1.2 billion. That's H-U-E-L, human and fuel. Get it? For $1.2 billion. Esté Lauder is in talks to a question.

acquire Spanish beauty company, Pew, B-U-I-G, which owns brands such as Charlotte and Tilbury, who doesn't love them. And the combined company would be worth $40 billion. Cisco, the name you probably know from school or hospital cafeterias, is acquiring Jetro Restaurant. I'm sorry, Jetro Restaurant Depot. It's a restaurant supply business that is owned by this recluse billionaire. Nathan Nady Kirsch. He's 94 years old now. He grew this business from a single Brooklyn warehouse

into a 166-store powerhouse in 35 states. Jetro's model cuts out delivery costs, making its supplies more affordable for smaller restaurants. The Combine Company will be one of the largest food supply businesses in the U.S., yeah. So they're buying that company for $29 billion. $1. Eli Lilly just struck a deal worth up to $2.75 billion with a Hong Kong biotech firm in silico medicine. That's right, in silico medicine, to commercialize AI developed drugs. Good. Let's make that happen. We want those AI developed drugs working on every human being

right now. And then this company is this big company that I've never really heard of it. I probably should have. It's got 2.5 million members. Whoop. Whop. W-H-O-O-P, it's valued at $10 billion. The fitness tracking wearable company endorsed by LeBron James, Michael Phelps, and other world-class athletes, raised $575 million in its latest funding round, nearly tripling its most recent valuation of $3.6 billion.

Among the new investors was the medical device, Vice Giant Abbott, which Whoop CEO, Will Ahmed, said as part of the company's broader push into health. According to Whoop, bookings increased 103% last year, and the company

is now more than 2.5 million members, as I said. So if you're a member of whoop, I apologize. I did not know you existed. If you believe you're an actor, now's the time. TikTok wants to make its own micro dramas now.

The platform is being testing a dedicated microdrama feed in the United States of America and is now reportedly casting actors for an in-house soap opera style production. Man, I bet you that will be good. It's also quietly filed a U.S. trademark for TikTok drama. And covering a short drama series and webisodes, there are already 20 microdrama companies. distributing through TikTok's minis feature. So you can imagine how thrilled they are to hear

their distribution partner is becoming their competition. Ah, yeah, I bet they are. TikTok has a habit of flirting with media ventures, book publishing, music, label services without making a lasting dent. Yeah, so we'll see how that lasts. But I feel like micro dramas, we've been hearing a lot of companies talk about that as of late,

and they're coming. Look, it was a big deal with Quibi, and Quibi just came at the wrong time. And now these platforms need to do the same thing that Quibi did only on just their platform. But, you know, what do I know? They haven't talked to me. And I want to be sure that people understand that if I were to win the lottery, I would not continue on a criminal lifestyle. I would just be done with it.

So this guy won $167 million. A powerball winner, power ball winner, was just... arrested because he stole $12,000, and that's a third arrest since hitting the jackpot. He's a thief, a lifelong thief. So the 167.3 million Kentucky Powerball winner, who went from career criminal to a multimillionaire overnight, is accused of stealing, yeah, that's what happened. He's his career criminal, and that's all he likes to do is steal. He likes to do drugs and steal things.

That's what he does. So rather than just being happy and stop stealing things and still doing drugs and have the $167.3 million from the Kentucky Powerball, no, I can't do that. I've got to break into residences and steal things. So I'll get arrested on second-degree burglary and marijuana-possessed charges. Okay, I guess maybe he gets out of it. He pays the fine and we move on.

But I want to be clear. I will not steal anything, period, if I went $167 million. Now, this guy obviously spent a lot of time behind jail and in correctional facilities, so he's a lifelong thief and always has been, and he still wants to be one. I don't understand. I don't understand the thought process, but I guess it's not for me to understand. The only thing for me to understand

is that if I were to win 167 million Powerball, I would not be stealing anything from anyone at any time. The Powerball, speaking of the Powerball, the Powerball drawing is tonight for $194 million. Okay, so if I won the $194 million, that would be 87.1.1. million cash payout. I will stop stealing things. The mega money or the mega millions isn't until Friday.

That's only worth 90 million. So 40.1 million. Yeah, you never know. You never know. You win 40. You get 41. million cash value. You may have to steal a couple things after that. And my man, Tiger, Tiger Woods posted, I know and understand the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today. I'm stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work toward lasting recovery. I'm committed to taking the time needed to return in a healthier, stronger, and more focused place, both personally and professionally. I appreciate your understanding and support and ask for

privacy for my family, loved ones and myself at this time. Tiger. Yeah. Does that admitting guilt to this crash? I guess it is. I mean, he hit the guy, the truck around him, said he was fiddling with the radio and stuff, and he was, you know, he was

probably shouldn't have been driving. Had a couple of hydroes in his pocket just in case. When you go out for a drive and you're going to say run to the store or something and you know, you never know. You might have to, you feel like, Ooh, I'm coming down a little bit. I need to pop another hydro. You always got to have a couple extra in your pocket.

Am I right, Tiger? Yeah, of course I am. Okay. Who died today? Who died today? Well, first, let's begin with Dr. Henry C. Lee, dead at the age of 87. He was renowned for his forensic scientific work. He testified in the O.J. Simpson case,

the John Bonae Ramsey and Phil Spector cases made a shocking deathbed confession in a bid to clear his name. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess they found some cases where he may have not done the right thing. And I mean, he got famous for getting results that no one else could.

But I guess sometimes he just kind of did things. that weren't quite forensically scientifically right? Huh. That's interesting. And there were several cases that they've already opened up that, ooh, that was wrong. And so he investigated over 8,000 cases. He was never accused of any wrongdoing. This is the one case that they opened the first time was the first case he's ever had to defend himself in.

And the investigative claim that they have uncovered at least six instances of Lee contributing to innocent people losing their freedom. You bastard. So we'll see what comes of that if there were more cases like that in the 8,000 that the man did. So I guess rest in peace to Henry C. Lee dead at the doctor. I'm sorry, I apologize. Dr. Henry. uh, C. Lee, dead at the age of 87. Then we have Brendan.

Oh, no. Buffy, the Vampire Slayer star, Nicholas Brendan, dead at the age of 54. Oh, the actor was part of the most iconic TV shows of the 90s. Uh, Nicholas Brendan, dead at the age of 54. It's, uh, very, very sad. Now, the family, uh, really didn't leave anything. other than natural causes for his death. They didn't go into details,

but we do know that he suffered a heart attack back in 2023 and was diagnosed with a congenital heart defect. He also underwent several spinal surgeries due to Quata Aquina syndrome. Quata Aquina syndrome. I don't know what that is. We have to look that up right now. Okay, Quata Equina Syndrome, CES, is a rare but serious medical emergency caused by compression of the nerve roots at the lower end of the spinal cord, requiring prompt surgical treatment to prevent permanent damage.

Ooh, yeah, you do not, doesn't sound like you want that. These nerves control motor and sensory function in the legs, bladder and bowels. Ooh. So apparently the Quata Aquina syndrome occurs when the Quata Akinna, a bundle of nerve roots at the lower end of the spinal cord. Yeah, I mean, everyone knows that that bundle at the lower end of the spinal cord is called the quada equina. Anyway, those nerves control, yeah, all your, like I said, legs, bladder, bowels.

You do not want that. I'm not wishing that on anyone. So rest in peace to Nicholas Bredden. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer star, dead at the age of 54. Then we have Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling, dead at the age of 54. Holy cow.

Mel Schilling, she was rounded by love when she died. Yeah, I'm sure. She was, you know her for the dating coach, best knowing for her roles on Married at First Site, Australia and married at first sight UK being one of the relationship experts on the reality shows panel. So apparently

she announced earlier in March that her colon cancer, which was diagnosed in 2023, had become terminal with there being nothing further doctors could do. Yeah, you think? I wonder she's got

colon cancer in 23 and she's dead a couple years later. weird. I wonder what could have caused something like that. No, no, it couldn't have been that. They would have said that if it was that. They would have said that if it was that.

Also, a rest in peace, I should say, to Mel Schilling, dead at the age of 54. Also, rest in peace to Eric Valencia. Eric Valencia 37 was found in the back of a

police cruiser days after being released from custody. So they don't know what killed him, and they're looking for answers. He was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and child endangerment. He was released from custody, and they released it because there was lack of evidence, which is kind of weird. His family filed a missing person report after they were unable to locate him. So then he was found unresponsive in the backseat of an out-of-service police car parked in front of the Azusa, Azusa. Police station.

So yeah, car's just, cop cars just sit there, unlocked. He just crawled in. Apparently, and then according to the police chief, look, it's not uncommon for vehicles to be out of service and parked for days and or weeks at a time, as we have a large fleet of emergency vehicles.

Do you, Chief? Okay, all right. Chief of Police Rocky Wendrick. The vehicle had been left unlocked, and it should have been secured. Yeah, it should not have been unlocked, but it was. We were not aware that the individual had entered the vehicle.

So we have actual cut. We have visual from a camera watching him climb into the back of the car. But we didn't see it happen when it happened. So he was just in the back of the police car for days and died. So, okay. All right, no problem. Strange, strange story. We don't know why he was, what the lack of evidence was for his arrest on suspicion of driving her to the influence and child endangerment.

Well, then he went missing because he, I guess, climbed in the back of the police car and died. Really, really strange. Rest in peace to Eric Valencia dead at the age of 37. All right, let's get out of here. The joke of the day. We talk about the calendar. I got the dad joke calendar. right here. I forget what we did

last time, but it is March. I mean, it is April. So it's April 1st. Let's get ourselves to, I got to open this. Darn, I don't like the way this calendar is. I don't like the way it sets up. All right, so February, oh yeah, each day.

January, March, we just ended March. It was on April 1st. Let's see what the April 1st joke of the day is, and the calendar is Dad Jokes. King of the Dad Jokes calendar that I was given for Christmas, so I've got to use as much as I can.

April 1st, which is today, Wednesday, 2026, Year of Our Lord. I know some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine. What he's saying there? I don't know. I think you got it.