Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Candy, Veggies, and Rodents | 2/1/23

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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to moderate They have I don't know Maybe we see a little bit of that On store brand items At the store But I certainly haven't seen much of that in regular

brand named products However, whole food It's reported that they have asked their suppliers to help bring down prices. They want their suppliers to help bring down prices because Whole Foods doesn't want to be known as Whole Wallet anymore. Good luck. Good luck, Whole Foods. I mean Whole Wallet. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right, well, we know Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and the annual Cry Me A Cockroach Fundraiser is back up and running at the San Antonio Zoo. I thought this actually started at the El Paso Zoo because I remember talking to a guy that was doing this or the Zoo that was doing this.

That was the El Paso Zoo. That was, you know, four or five years ago. So anyway, it's the San Antonio Zoo who gets the press this year and got the press last year. You can support the zoo's vision of securing a future for wildlife in Texas and around the world. Again, no one supports zoos more than this program chewing the fat. Now, the cry me a cockroach special for Valentine's Day is you get to name a cockroach after your ex and that cockroach will be eaten by a particular animal at the zoo. Yay!

So those not into bugs, you can choose a vegetable for $5, or for $25, you get to a rodent named after your ex. All donors will receive a digital Valentine's Day card showing their support for the zoo. They can also opt to send their ex a digital Valentine's Day card informing them that a cockroach, rodent, or veggie was named after them, fed to an animal, those with an especially stubborn X can pay for a $150 upgrade, which includes a personalized video message to the recipient showing their cockroach, rodent, or vegetable being devoured by an animal. That is awesome. Now, Kyle Perez, the zoo's director of public relations said that they received more than

8,000 donations from all 50 states and over 30 states. different countries last year, and right now they're on track to beat last year. So you just have to go to the San Antonio Zoo and submit your ex's name online and give them the money that you want, whether you want a cockroach, a vegetable or a rodent to be eaten under the name of your ex. Happy Valentine's Day. Nothing. Nothing says love more than a having a rodent eaten by a zoo animal. Oh man, happy Valentine's Day to you.

Now, there's no word on whether Tom Brady is going to send a cockroach or a vegetable or a rodent to, uh, to Giselle and wish her happy Valentine's Day. But we do have huge Tom Brady news today. He says today, he posted a video. earlier today, the first of February 2023, that he is going to retire. I know. I know it's a

52 second video posted on, well, social media, but I saw it on Instagram. And it says that, hey, he's retiring. Good morning, guys. I'll get to the point right away. I'm retiring for good. I know the process was a pretty big deal last time so when I woke up this morning

I figured I just press record and let you guys know first so I won't be long-winded you only get one super emotional retirement essay and I used mine up last year so really thank you guys

so much to every single one of you for supporting me my family my friends teammates my competitors I could go on forever. There's too many.

Thank you guys for allowing me to live my absolute dream. I wouldn't change the thing. I love you all. I love you, Tom. So he's sitting out of beach and he decided to tell us it's over. Tom Brady, the goat,

retiring after a thousand years in the NFL. I mean, the guy is incredible, right? Seven Super Bowl win. five Super Bowl MVP's, three NFL MVP's, 15 Pro Bowls, six all pros, most career wins, most career passing yards, most career passing TDs, made the playoffs in 20 of 21 seasons as a starter.

Incredible. I mean, if you look at his career in decades, I was looking at the breakdown of his career in decades, in his 20s, he had 21,000. 5664 passing yards, 147 passing TDs, three Super Bowl rings. In his 30s, he had 40,018 passing yards, 309 passing TDs, two Super Bowl wins. In his 40s, he had 27,632 passing yards, 193 passing TDs, two Super Bowl wins. I mean, each one of those decades is a Hall of Fame resume.

So they should just put a wing at the Football Hall of Fame. just for Tom Brady. There's no doubt about that. Anyway, Tom is gone. It'll be interesting to see what the future holds for Mr. Brady. And yes, we are still locked down here in DFW and across the south. I mean, we have freezes. There's ice on the roads.

I saw one car as I'm sitting here in my office. Well, it's actually my wife's office where I record the show. As I'm sitting here in the office, I look out the window, and I can see the one road that passes our house, and it's a sheet of ice. I've seen one gar go by today. So that person was probably out of cigarettes. That's the only reason you leave in an ice storm.

You could do without milk. You could do without soup. You could do without crackers, bread. You say, ah, that will be fine. I'll get it when I can go back out again. But if you're out of smokes, got to go. Got to go out. Sorry about it.

I know the roads are bad, but I got to head up to 7-Eleven. Hopefully the guy he made. get to work today. So you can get a pack of smokes. I don't care what kind. You're out of my brand. Just give me that brand there. But I got to have one. So, I mean, we've got canceled flights and there's accidents everywhere and freezing rain and sleet and snowy conditions. And that's supposed to go through tomorrow, through, which is Thursday, the second of February Groundhog Day. And so I know, you know, a lot of the country is saying, oh, a little bit of ice, but it's a little bit of ice. But it's It's not the way that it is.

I mean, it just, it rains ice, and then there you can't drive anywhere. And we've got, you know, they're trying to heat the roads. They're trying to put sand down. They're trying to get it ready. But the roads are still really, really bad. So it's advised not to go anywhere. And I'm taking their advice. I'm following the rules.

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All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. All right, let's talk a little entertainment. Congratulations to Avatar, the way of water. Uh, it has now become the fourth

position on the all-time chart. So it leaves the old Star Wars Force Awakens in its wake. Avatar of the way of water, $2.75 billion globally. Yay.

Yay. So, yeah, I mean, yay, yay, yay! Congratulations! Congratulations. So, So Cameron now has three of the top four movies ever. Alongside Avatar, Avatar Number One, Titanic, which is number three.

Avatar Wave Water is number four. So, I mean, it's just incredible that he's got that three of the top four. Wow. And, of course, Endgame. Avengers Endgame is number two. So we'll see. Wave Water is a Best Picture nominee. Does it win that?

Let's hope not. I mean, it's only $608.5 million domestically. And so, you know, I mean, it's doing huge around the world. So which gets you to, you know, over almost a billion and a half, which gets you over the $2 billion mark, which puts them in the number four spot. That's how math works. Anyway, congratulations to way of water.

I'm sorry. I got to, if I say it right, then James kept get mad at me. Avatar, the way of water. Okay. I can't wait for it to. I want to watch the way of water. movie, but I don't want to see it at the theater. So as soon as the old way of water shows up,

I thought someone was supposed to send me a copy. I don't know why that hasn't happened yet. So I'll have to wait until it actually gets released. And we'll see. I see where Will Smith and Martin Lawrence announce fourth bad boys movie. Now, I don't know if I could have told you there was three. I know I could have told you that there was two.

I don't know if I could have said that there were three. I definitely am looking forward to four. Wow. I mean, Will, I know you're looking for some goodwill. Get it? But I don't know that this is going to do it for you, but good luck in the number four edition of Bad Boys. And I see where Batman Part 2 sets a release date of 2025.

Jeez, I mean, get to it. I know. I mean, the movie was okay. with Patens' Batman, but to wait that long for the number two? Holy cow, get to it. Get to it. Anyway, they've said,

hey, we're coming in 2025. Great. Can't wait. Also, kind of cool news here, I think, I think, on the surface. Paramount is integrating Showtime into its streaming service and giving the premium network

a new name. So it's going to be Paramount Plus, with Showtime. So I'm confused with this. The only thing that I'm confused with is that Paramount and Paramount Plus are two different things. So are they coming together with Showtime? So it's all just one thing. Or is it it has to be, right?

Because Paramount is separate from Paramount Plus right now because Paramount Plus, those deals with Paramount, some of those deals with Paramount were separate from, you know, prior to the Paramount Plus launch. So anyway, according to this, Paramount Plus is going to be with Showtime. So Paramount Plus with Showtime. That's what the global boss Bob Backish announced to Staffers this week. I'm kind of a fan of that.

I'm a fan of Showtime and I don't want to have to subscribe to both of them. So, you know, according to them, Paramount Plus will become the definitive multi-platform brand in the streaming space. first of its kind to integrate streaming and linear content in this way. I like it. I like it a lot. Showtime comes up with some great work, although I don't know that it's worth one subscription, but tied in with Paramount Plus,

that's kind of a good deal. I know that Showtime said it's going to focus on yellow jackets. It's no longer going to be ambitious and experimenting with other material. That may be a mistake, although experimenting with other material cost a lot of money and those lot of those shows underperform so they're going to pull the plug on those

so they cancelled let the right one in an American jiggleau and they're choosing to not move forward with three women those three throws alone would not make me want to subscribe to Showtime. I saw

clips for all of those and the only one that looked remotely were a watch once was maybe American Gigolo and that's only because it's a flashback to the Richard Gear American Gigolo. We'll see how they go with that. I don't know if it's worth it or not. I doubt it very much. But anyway, that's coming and that's coming soon. So I kind of like that. If that's what's going to happen and some of these streaming apps are going to start combining with some others so that we don't have to subscribe to 80 different apps and we get a better price.

I'm all for it. Anything that saves you a little money, I'm all for. I see where the rap star Flavor Flav claims on a podcast that he was on. Of course, that's where everything gets claimed in today's world. He was on a podcast off the record with DJ academics. He said that he used to spend nearly $3,000 on rock cocaine every day. There was a time that I was spending $2,400 to $2,600 a day, six years straight.

You do the math. That's the 63-year-old public enemy wrapper. That's how much I spent on drugs. So according to this, $2,600 a day equates to about $949,000 a year. So you do that at the time, six years. Is that right? 2600 I'll do the math he told me to do the math 265 times 365 equals yeah 949 that's right

so 949 times 6 equals over 5 and a half million 5 million 6994 thousand dollars spent on crack was it worth it flavor flavor of flame course it was course it was always worth it when you're spending money on drugs, right? He says, I ain't going to lie, I sold a lot, but I was my best customer. Okay, I had a lot of money at the time. I was just doing wrong things with my money.

He said that he believed that God let him live through this drug addiction so he could warn others of the mistakes he made and help them get on the right track. All right. In a recent social media share, well, that was a little bit of last year, He said he's two years, no cigarettes, two years, no alcohol. I feel good.

I just want to let you all know. He said, maybe I'll do another 22 years. Fight the power. I'm working on one year at a time. So one year at a time. Now, man, you're spending $2,600 a day on crack. Ooh. Good times.

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Well, the father of peeps, I know. Bob Bourne has passed away. Who died today? Who died today? The father of peeps, marshmallow candy, dead at the age of of 98 years of age at the age of 98 years of age yes that's right Ira Bob Bourne father of of peeps pioneered the way for the chick-shaped candies dead at the age of 98 very very sad he was the son of just born's founder Sam Bourne joining the Pennsylvania-based company after he left the Navy following World War II.

He was an inventor, amazing intellect, allowed him to see solutions to almost any situation. And most notable was his ability to see how Peep's, which were made by hand, could be produced in a mechanical manner.

He designed the machine that deposits the Peep's marshmallow chicks and his machine was in use for well over 50 years I mean, his machine is the basis for the marshmallow depositing system. So, genius. Genius.

So very sad, very sad today that Ira Bob Bourne, the father of Peeps, has passed away at the age of 98. Also, who died today? Who died today? I know a couple of strong characters. today. Annie Wershing, the Borga Queen of Star Trek Picard. Dead at the age of 45.

Very sad. Very sad. She was in the general hospital, 24, the vampire diaries, Bosch, I know. Anyway, I've seen her. She's been in a whole lot of shows. Plus, she worked as the character

Tess in the video game, The Last of Us, which I've been watching that on HBO. Did we talk about that? I don't remember. I've watched them all. There's three episodes have dropped. They drop every Sunday.

Pretty good. Pretty good. And it is based on the game. Now, my son, of course, has the game, and he lets me in on, and I'm watching it with him, so I know that it's following the game somewhat. Like episode three had two characters that are gay,

but they were in the, the game as well, only they did expand on the characters as much as they did in this episode. However, it was in the game, and the game was around, you know, 2013, so it was well before we were being forced, where we felt like we were having every character be gay for us down our throat. So it was just the beginning. Anyway, Annie Wurching, 45 years of age, has passed away. according to reports it was because of cancer so very sad

annie worshing the borg queen of star trek baccard dead at the age of 45 i will say i enjoyed her work on bosh a lot better than borg queen of Picard, but, you know, whatever. Rest in peace, Annie. Also, not really, well, it's tied into who died today. Dr. Phil. No, he's not dead.

But he is going to end his show after 21 years, the show, Dr. Phil, after 21 years. Now you think, oh, Phil is going to give it up? Well, he's giving up his daytime TV show. Okay. He's going to step away from that show. apparently Phil says you know I like prime time I'm good with making these millions on daytime but I like prime time dr. Phil is 72 years old now how about you retire Phil take it easy okay I mean he's been doing the 21 seasons wow I mean he got his

holy cow he decided I guess to end the series it was him rather than the again, the network wants to keep it going. That's easy money, man. That show's already in production, and we just keep it moving. How you doing? Keep it moving. That's just what we're doing. So he's got a star on the Walk of Fame.

He's going to finish out the 2020, 2022, 2023 season. And of course, CBS hopes to keep reruns of the show, airing and syndication through 2024. You think? I'm guessing Dr. Phil's going to be on for a long, long time. Probably has his own freaking Roku channel as far as that goes.

Just rerun his shows forever the 21 seasons. All right. So, I guess he wants to go to prime time. It doesn't say that he has a deal yet. Winfrey State invested. Oprah's still doing the Harpo Productions on him.

So I'm sure that she will have something to do with the prime time show. So good luck, Dr. Phil. as you walk away from your daytime show and head into what looks like prime time. So it's official. Our man, Alec Baldwin,

has been officially charged in the shooting of cinematographer Helena Hutchins on the set of a rust. He's been charged with involuntary manslaughter. It's official he has been charged. Now, you know, I, you know the rules of the show. I mean, when we talk about them, it's been going on since this horrific accident happened. If I say his full name, the gunshot goes off.

If I say his first name, you hear the gun cocking sound. Those are the rules of the show. Sorry about it. That's just the rules of the show. We have to follow the rules. However, I will say that now we're getting where people, I see where Mickey Rourke is slamming. And I know, you know, you say, Mickey Rourke, why do you want Mickey Rourke on your side? Well, I don't know if you do or not.

But he came to his defense and said, look, I feel bad for the girl that died in her family. But don't put the blame on it, Alec. It is not his fault. He, they always talk about how Mickey was dressed in his unzipped black hoodie. He was, this tattooed chest while wearing his neon yellow. yellow and black workout pants. He's ported white sneakers and a black headband. I mean,

maybe he's been through three cuts to clown face for quite some time. But he is an actor and he's bent on the sets and he's decided that he wants to chime in because he thinks it's a BS. And I don't, I hate being on the side of Mr. Baldwin. But I am.

This is ridiculous that he gets charged with this. He shouldn't be charged. He said usually an actor working on the set, gets handed a gun by somebody else whose job it is to make sure the gun is not loaded. And if Alec doesn't have experiencing guns or whatever, usually they dry fire the guns six times in front of you. I'll take it do it 12 more times. It's like he's not to blame. And that's kind of my point as well.

As much as I dislike the man. You know, his personal man. I love his work. No question. He's been in so many great shows. I love his work. He's just personally. He's such a douche.

But this is ridiculous that he gets charged with this. And we'll see what the outcome is. But for sure, we haven't had the money shot either. He's been formally charged, but we haven't had the perp walk. Who gets that? Who gets that, the perp walk? I want that money shot today. Oh, look.

Is that? Alec in handcuffs, it sure is perp walk of Alec Baldwin. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. Built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Lift with confidence. While Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress.

Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross-training Treadplus at OnePeloton.ca. So it looks like the same biotech company that plans to resurrect the woolly mammoth has announced a round of funding that's aimed at de-extincting the famous Dodo. Yes, we're going to bring back the Dodo bird. A colossal biosciences of biotech company in question, I believe is located in Dallas, Texas, has raised $150 million at a $1.5 billion valuation, bringing its total funding since 2021 to $225 million. For a company in the de-extinction space, the dodo is something of a white whale.

Hunting and habitat takeover led to its demise in the late six. 100s, and it's the poster bird for human-caused extinction. A preserved specimen in a Danish museum provided enough Do-D-N-A for Colossil to get the project off the ground. Something I don't think the dodo bird could do, actually, is fly. Anyway, the do-do is the third species. Colossil has said it will attempt to revive after pledging to bring back the woolly mammoth and the Thaliocene, the Tessian.

Tasmanian tiger. So now we've got the woolly mammoth, the Tasmanian tiger, and the dodo. Yes. I want to see that in a zoo. I want to see them. I want to see the colossal biosciences zoo. Stop by. There's the woolly mammoths.

There's the old Tasmanian tigers. And there's the dodo birds. Yes. It would be awesome. No one supports zoos more than me. And, you know, we're finding out now that zoos are being robbed. I told you yesterday, zoos have got to up their game. I've got to up their game.

I started seeing stories about zoos getting robbed. I mean, I wasn't even going to talk about it today because I feel like I've covered zoo thefts the last few days. But we have a squirrel monkey stolen from the Louisiana Zoo. We have exotic bird stolen from California Zoo. We have the lemur monkey stolen

from the San Francisco Zoo, although those were found. So the lemurs just went out and hung out for a little while, partying in San Francisco and then they brought them back. But zoos better up their game. That's all I'm saying. Okay? And I realize

that we can look forward to the woolly mammoth and the Tasmanian Devil and the Dodo Zoo. But the other zoos better pick up the pace a little bit. And you can email me. chewing the fat at the blaze.com or you could, you know, direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, send me a message

on Instagram or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. I'm happy to do what I can to help any zoo get stronger. Okay. Be ready for the battle too. I see where Lisa Marie, you know, who is now buried at Graceland, apparently she took out a couple of different life insurance policies. one for 25 million and another for 10 million before she died. So she needed a little bit of good luck.

I'm happy, you know, apparently. And she also said there may be a third one out there for 10 million. So there's a little bit of cash coming in after the death of Priscilla. She was trying to cash in the $25 million policy to pay off her $4 million debt. She owes, I think, $2.5 million to the IRS. and she owes another $2 million to a few other debtors. I guess she went through a lot of money. We know she went through a lot of money.

She had a drug problem. She went through a lot of money. She's Lisa Marie Presley. She just do what she wants. Okay? That's the way it is. Move over. She's Lisa Marie.

I mean, plus we got Graceland now. I mean, she was in charge of Graceland. I think she owned Graceland. Priscilla, mom, took care of it, I guess. But Lisa Marie, was actually the name on the paperwork. And now she's got the kids, right? She's got Riley.

She's got the 14-year-old twins. And the two youngest with Michael, Danny Keough, were parents of Riley and Benjamin, who took his own life at 27. So anyway, there's some fights going on. And we see where Lisa Marie, I mean, Priscilla is now challenging a preparation. reported amendment to the trust of the late Lisa Marie that would give the grandchild control of

rock and roll's, uh, you know, most illustrious estate. Yeah. Now, let's not, you can have it later, but just not right now. I'm pretty sure that's what Priscilla is hoping for. So apparently Priscilla has filed a petition in Los Angeles Superior Court to disprove of a modification of the trust that would give, uh, Riley control of the trust. And in effect, Elvis's estate. So apparently there were some changes, and Priscilla was not notified as required of the amendment.

So they're going to try to get that thrown out. And business manager, Barry Siegel, and Priscilla would be named the trustees. That would be the amendment. And so they would get it together and do that. So, you know, we'll see. But there's battles going on now

because of the death of Lisa Marie. Just know that, you know, Grace Land is still Graceland. And Priscilla turned that place around and helped make that what it is and what it should be a shrine to the king.

May have to spend a little bit more money on security because of the city that is located in. But it's still Graceland. Okay. All right, so I'll give you the joke of the day. I'll leave you with the joke of the day here on Chewing the Fat. This comes from the Twitter account

at Ape Lincoln. uh it's under the guise of here's my glenn joke but uh i saw it last night and then i guess he redid it because he had some typos and he wasn't happy with the post so i'll just read it to you uh this is post fixing so there shouldn't be any typos i'm just going to read it as is okay this is their daily joke to take with you today okay after 30 plus years of city life and a marriage. I was happy to move out west to a remote piece of land and regroup a bit. A couple of months in, without seeing a soul, it was getting a bit lonely. It was the late summer, early fall at this point. So I decided to ride the fence line before the weather got too

severe. Needed to check things out if I were to stay long term. And I ended up running into a neighbor who was driving some cattle into town. I guess he had some cattle too. He introduced himself as Glenn and thoroughly expressed how refreshing it was to have some new neighbors. He had a nice chat and really connected. He told me all about the area's history and whatnot and even invited me to a little gathering later on that week. However, he did explicitly warn me. There's going to be a lot of cursing. Hope you're okay with that kind of rough language.

I told him that was fine. Then he told me about how rough it was going to be in terms of fighting. I told him, I can hold my own. lastly he told me there'd be some fornicating which sounded strange but I figured I could just ignore any of that nonsense I was really excited to finally meet some new people

as I rode off one more pressing question popped into my mind so I turned around and I got his attention I said hey Glenn what do you wear to this sort of shindig and he shouted back don't much matter it's just going to be me and you

that was a long way to the well but still fun made me laugh. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Unwrap holiday magic at Holt Renfrew with gifts that say I know you. From festive and cozy fashion

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