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Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So there's a story making the rounds about a London artist who has converted a dumpster into a tiny home. Now, he plans to live in it for a year, according to the stories, because of the cost of living crisis. He claims, hey, I'm doing some work abroad, and I was wanted moving back to London, and I had to start the dreaded hunt for a room. and thousands of people across the country and the city are struggling to pay rent

and struggling to find places that they can rent and afford. And he said even if there was a place that was in my price zone, then there'd be hundreds of people looking for that one room. So he decided to turn this dumpster. He calls it a skip. I guess that's a British term for a dumpster into a home. Now, it's not the dumpster like we think of a dumpster. It's one of those low-cut construction dumpsters.

and then he built a housing unit inside of it and around it and on top of it. He outfitted it with a small kitchen. There's a tiny fridge. He said, I finally now have electricity so I can cook. I've got a heater and I've got a dehumidifier because the condensation was starting to become a little bit of a problem. And then in terms of the toilet, he uses a porta potty in the corner of the site. Okay, so where he's got his dumpster home is on the corner of this construction site. So who owns the property that it's on?

They're just letting him live there. He said the project cost him about $4,800. So there's no showers. And he's using the porta potty, which those aren't free, by the way. So I guess those are for the construction site and him. And he said he's planned to live there for about a year. so is that how long the construction project is going on so he's able to stay there i guess it's you know it's supposed to be for some sort of art project which okay i got it i'm sure it'll be a

a great book and you'll make a lot of money and that's fine my year inside of a dumpster i got it but i just wonder who's paying for all of this because really i get the idea of building the house around the dumpster and using the porta potty but now you're talking about electricity where did that come from you just plug in an extension cord into the construction site

and so that's not free someone is paying for that someone is paying for the porta potty and where does he shower so I'm hoping to maybe reach out to him and talk to the artist that's going to live

in a dumpster for a year and maybe we'll get those answers. But probably not. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So I received an email from Jason. The subject line was three cuts. Hey, Jeffie, caught a show over the weekend called Plastic Surgery Knife Mares.

Holy cow, there's a lot of clown face, man. I told my wife about three cuts to clown phase. so now when we see someone traveling down clown face road, all we have to say is cuts to each other. Have a great day. Can't wait for CTF. Thank you very much, Jason, and thank your wife. And I get it.

Cuts. And you know my theory, three cuts to clown face. First one is great. Second one isn't as great as the first one. Third one is definitely not as great as the first one, let alone the second one. And you are on your way. Three cuts to clown face.

Well, then I read a story in L magazine and don't, you know, I wasn't actually, you know, perusing L magazine. I just saw it online. And they did a whole piece on plastic surgery in Ukraine. I thought there was a war going on. That's what I thought. I mean, it's been over a year now. This story was based on we were coming up to a year of the war. which was the end of February.

And so many concerned about the big Russian surge. And so, you know, they were, it was all just before the year anniversary. And yet, in the words of Jason and his wife, cuts. Fascinating to me the mental struggling that goes on to be sure that I'm not opposed to plastic surgery at all. I'm just opposed to, you know, three cuts to clown face. So in Kiev, women are turning a beauty. This is the L piece, which is incredible, how they've turned this into something, just turn it into a beautiful thing.

And, you know, I guess it is. I guess. In Kiev, women are turning a beauty practice into an act of defiance and feminism's resilience. They are having plastic surgery. work done during power outages and raid sirens. What could go wrong? Refusing to let the war take away any more of their life

or from them feeling confident in their outer appearance, their inner strength is put to the test. At the beginning of the war in Ukraine, most were not concerned with enhancing their appearance, despite the world's obsession with their beauty, which led to a thriving sex tourism industry, and has now, that has waned. down due to the war. Has it? Has it? Well, one year later, through the terror and destruction of the war,

oh, that has not diminished. Some women are trying to find a way to continue their lives as best they can. They are embracing their confidence by channeling a deep love of world beauty. One lady, a murder cova, getting ready for surgery, was asked if she's scared. She takes her head, no, I work here at the clinic. I know everything that's going on. I know the doctors and equipment, so I'm totally sure and I have no concerns because I know it works during the air alarms. It was not stopping me. So the air raid alarms come in bursts in Ukraine, blaring through the city streets and apps on people's phones. Anytime a possible threat might occur.

Sometimes alerts are less severe warnings. Like aviation or Russian jets flying over Belarus. Still other times the warnings mean missiles have just launched from a Russian-controlled area, giving Ukrainians minutes to hide before attacks occur. Various channels on the messaging app telegram might clarify what the sirens are a threat for, but there's no certainty that it is accurate. They can last for minutes or hours, and people are recommended to shelter in place until the sirens are lifted.

Wow, can you, that's just, I mean, that's a terrible way to live. There's no doubt about that. One year into the war, Ukrainians have learned to live with the sirens and no longer. fear them. That's why we're getting plastic surgery. So the journey to receiving surgery began four years ago for our girl, Markerkova. It was then that she saw her nose what her nose could look like with surgery, more slim and rounded than a current one. The war was a crucial point to do the surgery because the war showed you cannot postpone your life till later. And if you want to start to be more pretty, why not start changing now?

Right. There's a war going on and I want to look prettier. So cut me. Fix my nose. The war will end. And afterward, we need to be physically and mentally happy. And these things are making us more pretty and happy. We will also be better prepared.

And why wait to make your dreams come true? Even in war, you can. Right. So the instability of the war resulted in having a refund of about 30 or 50 pre-booked services. Damn it, the war killed business of the three cuts to clownface. So the result was a loss of quite a bit of money for this doctor. And he said we reopened partially because of the demand from patients and also because 30% of the clinic's employees wanted to return to work.

So we're going to start getting back to plastic surgery. Let's get to it. they do the story on Olga, who's 50, and she just radiates, beaming from ear to ear. She has one month post-operation checkup to make sure the scars from her facelift are healing correctly. They are. The doc says she looks 10 years younger. Olga claims she never even considered getting plastic, getting a surgical facelift before the war. Uh-huh.

But in the past, she had non-surgical thread lifts to eliminate some of the natural sagging that comes with age, not the entire procedure. But the constant mental and physical stress of living in a country at war caused the thread lift to fade, and the face began to sag again. Oh my gosh, I believe, this is Olga now, that I have aged precisely because of the stress of the war. I felt that my whole life and my children were crossed out.

There is no confidence in the future. There is apathy and fear and terrible mental pain. A 30-year-old woman lives inside of me, and it hurt me to see myself in the mirror the way I had become during the war. So we're well on our way in Ukraine for three cuts to conflate. And, of course, they do a story about one lady who is getting a breast reduction surgery. and she said that she really wanted to get this done. It wasn't until the war started that she simultaneously began studying to become a psychologist,

and she examined the toll her breasts took on her. In society, people think that large breasts are something spectacular, but they don't understand. With smaller breasts, you can wear a smaller bra. You don't have to worry that something is going to fall. You can do sports. You can run. You can jump.

Yeah, you can't do any of that with big breasts. So everything bothers you. And all of the clothing, which is being produced in Ukraine and abroad, is usually for women who have medium or small breasts. So for women with bigger breasts, she needs to go to stores for plus-sized women to get clothing, and the type of clothing is not modern or sexy. So I want my booms smaller.

Somehow, internally, you have this feeling that right now there's some kind of combination of activities, but the end is soon. The end of the war. our victory. I need to get dressed for the victory day. Okay, well, good for you. Good for you.

So I would surmise that's coming sometime this summer on a app near you, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, we will see Ukraine under the knife, cuts in Kiev, guaranteed. I mean, a plastic surgeon has a gig to have. I mean, then you have to tell people, oh, no, baby, you've had enough. But I guess if you want to stay in business, you don't have to say that at all. You just have to have the clown faces maybe, you know, use the back door. Don't let them leave through the front. Just you're a special customer.

You just need to go ahead and leave through the back, okay, just for you. because you're not going to become, you know, a rich plastic surgeon by telling people, oh, baby, no, that's enough. You don't need another one. You're going to continue on and continue on to clown face. And maybe, you know what, if you're a good enough plastic surgeon, you don't turn people into clown faces. Maybe that's the rule that we should all live by. Become a plastic surgeon where you don't turn people's faces into clown face.

Yes, I think that's the new rule. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. I got another email from Helen, who is mad at me. So just let me say, I'm sorry, I apologize to Helen, and you'll know why. And then I have another apology. Well, I want to apologize to you, the audience, and to another person. This email sent to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com,

which you, of course, can send an email to at your little heart's desire. Chewing the fat at theblaze.com. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can order a cameo from me at Jeffy JFR. That's not free. But I'll do whatever you need. Cameo is my pimp.

So you just go through cameo at Jeffie JFR. And I'll be nice. I'll be happy. I'll be glad. I'll be sad. Whatever you'd like. Just make sure you put that in the order there on. cameo. Okay. Email from Helen.

Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy. I'm down here in SC. It's meaning South Carolina. Where the Murdaugh saga is local news. The family pronounces their name Murdoch. O.J. be saying it right. Helen. Okay. So again, I apologize to Helen.

I apologize to the audience for remarking that O.J. was saying Murdoch and not Murdoch when apparently O.J. was right. And it's Murdoch, not Murdoch. I'm wrong. So, I apologize. I should have gotten the killer's name right. You're correct. I'm sorry. So Murdoch is the proper pronunciation for the man who murdered his wife and his son. I apologize. There. You happy? Okay. Fine. I see where a way of water is going to be released digitally on the 28th of March. If you're listening live today is the 8th of March. You've got 20 whole days to wait for the epic. It will be released on the 28th. It's going to be available.

in 4K Ultra HD quality with Dolby Atmos Audio. Now, in addition to the feature's digital release, the way of water will come with more than three hours of additional bonus content, exploring the world of Pandora and the film's unique production process. Highlights include deep dives on performance capture technology, Naviculture, Pandora's underwater ecosystems, the intricacies of sound design,

the Weta FX Visual Effects team, returning cast members, new characters, and a featurette focusing on Spider-Jack champion, the young human boy who wants to be a member of the Navi. Bonus features may vary across digital retailers. So not only are you going to get over three hours of the movie, you're going to get another three-plus hours of bonus material. And I like how they put this,

Bonus features may vary across digital retailers, which means that you're going to have to purchase the DVD or the film digitally from a particular app to get all the bonus features. Got it. Thanks. No problem, James. We got it. I wouldn't want you to lose a chance to make more money. Actually, I wouldn't.

Good for him. But it's up for four Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Visual Effects, Best Production Design, and Best Production Design. and Best Sound. Don't forget the Oscars is this Sunday. Yay! Yay! Sunday night, Dolby Theater at Ovation Hollywood.

It's going to be televised live on ABC. Jimmy Kimmel gets to host again. That's his third time. He joins, remember we talked about this when they first announced Kimmel was going to host as a three-peeder. Jerry Lewis, Steve Martin, Conrad Nagel, and David Niven all hosted three times.

Whoopi Goldberg and Jack Lemon hosted it four times. Johnny Carson hosted it five times. Billy Crystal hosted it nine times. And Bob Hope, Bob freaking Hope, 19 times. He did the Academy Awards. I don't know why that strikes me funny, but it does, man. Bob freaking hope. I see an interview with Francis McDormon,

actress or actor. I mean, she's got four Oscars under her belt. All right. She's great. She's blasting the Oscars. Oh, it's like a car show. Well, yeah, it kind of is, Francis. But, you know, we want to take a look.

Maybe not under the hood, but we want to kick the tires. Okay. So she was on a podcast. with Hillary Clinton. Her saying yes to that tells you an awful lot, but she's having a conversation with Hillary Clinton.

And they were asked whether or not she should attend the award ceremony. And Hillary, of course, asked the probing question, are you going this year? Well, our film has been invited and her film, Women Talking.

And once again, McDormand would be making appearance. And she said, well, it's something to talk about because it's weird in my little pocket of the universe called the film industry. She tries to downplay the film industry. And my little pocket of the universe called the film industry, which is, in fact, I want to remind everyone a very small part of the larger entertainment business. That TV show is not my favorite part of it. I call it the convention. Our family calls it the awards convention. Hillary, oh, that's a good description.

Is it? You know, I McDormann goes on to say that she enjoyed attending in the past. Yeah, you know, the past ones were you won the Oscar, those past ones, Francis? But it's an invitation I'm going to have to mull over because it's like a car show. The invitation that we've been extended, we're very interested in making that a very loud statement

about the omissions that have been made this year. Yeah, McDormand said referencing the lack of women and people of color nominated. That's tough to come from Francis McDormann, who's won four Oscars. I know. It's tough. And the lack of women and people of color are just unbearable. Isn't it, Francis? I tell you, it's unbearable.

Having virtual auditions. January Jones, apparently, He wants to get back on the couch. That's the way I read the article. January Jones in an interview said, it's time for casting directors to come back into the office like everyone else. And I will say the picture they have of January here, she is looking tremendous.

But she took aim at the virtual auditions, writing on her Instagram, sorry, note to Hollywood. It's time for casting directors to come back into the office like everyone else to audition actors in person. If anyone asked for a fee to audition, please know that this is criminal and pathetic. I don't think it is, actually. I personally have had to self-tape several times since the pandemic began, and there is zero

benefit to it for anyone involved. It's time-consuming, expensive, and a drag to whoever you have to drag in to read with you. Sorry, Mom. And it's often done with zero direction or notes. So since the pandemic, self-tapes have remained a common way for actors to audition for role. rather than auditioning live in front of casting directors. Now, that's where I read, January wants to get back on the couch. That's where, at my head, I'm saying,

wow, January Jones wants to get back on the old casting couch. And good for her. And if I'm a casting director, I want the same thing. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. What? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. Feel the fun with all the late.

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I thought for sure it was going to pass. Oklahoma would have become the 22nd state to legalize adult use of cannabis and join states like Montana and Missouri who have approved similar proposals in recent years. Now, many conservative states have also rejected the idea. Arkansas, North Dakota, South Dakota, and there was a big push to reject it, and they won. Now, according to this story, there were millions of dollars spent for passing the bill, and only a few hundred thousand against, according to last minute campaign finance reports. So it was a big push.

The legalization, the no side, was outspent, more than 20 to one. so that really didn't have anything to do with it. People didn't want it. I know Oklahoma already has medical marijuana. That was approved by 14 percentage points back in 2018. And the state has one of the most liberal programs in the country with more than 2,800 licensed dispensaries and roughly 10% of the state's adult population.

having a medical license to buy and consume cannabis. Maybe that's why they said no to this. They're like, oh, my gosh, we already gave you this. So this is all you need. Now, I mean, recreational sales would have been subject to a 15% excise tax on top of the standard sales tags. It would have helped fund local municipalities. I bet it would have the court system, public school,

substance abuse treatment, and the state's general revenue fund. But the one person, the attorney, Mark Grossman, he's just a local guy from Oklahoma, not a politician. He claims that he was against smoking anything, including marijuana. I voted no because I'm against smoking. Tobacco smoking was a huge problem in my family. Oh, okay, well, tobacco smoking isn't what pot smoking is. It was in his mind. So anyway, sad news for those of you in Oklahoma

that thought you were going to be able to just go out there and fire up the old bong in Oklahoma. I know because, well, you can only do it medically now. You can't just do it legal because they didn't legalize it. Okay? You can only do it because you need it medically. Sorry about it. Hey, did you hear about the Americans that got kidnapped?

I don't want to make light of it. Okay, so we talked yesterday about the two of the four Americans kidnapped last week. We're found dead, right? And one was injured. So we've got, you know, two of them back. And they were discovered inside a house near a field and brought quickly back to Brownsville, Texas. Now, they believed that it was, you know,

cartel-related shootout. And now they're saying, well, you know, it's possible that they were mistaken for Haitian drug smugglers. Oh, okay. There was a big, there's a fraction war going on there, and the cartels work in that area. So, you know, that could have been a mistake. Now, yesterday we talked about how the group traveled from South Carolina.

They came down. It was originally reported for some sort of medicine, but later the mom said it was a health procedure. a high health procedure, like a butt implant or breast implants. But it could have been drugs too, and it kind of makes a difference to me that for the kidnapping.

Now, I absolutely agree. There should not be an American kidnapped in another country without us saying, no, do not do that or harm will come to you. However, if it was an actual drug deal gone bad, then it kind of weakens my field sorryness. You know what I mean? My field sorriness?

Yeah, that's a legal term. And, but, you know, I guess it was a mistaken identity. Actually, we're there for the butt implant of the boob job. And, you know, it was a mistake. And if that's true, and I know they arrested a guy that was guarding the barn that these people were in, and they have detained the suspect. So I know that's what Mexico's president, the security minister,

and the American FBI all said. So, okay, well, let's hope that that actually is the case, that it was mistaken identity and that they're going to have to pay the price for screwing with Americans on the other side of the border. That would be great. I was looking at this article where it talked about hundreds of people a year

are kidnapped in Mexico. Oh, wait. What? Yeah. And then there's a link in the story. And I thought, oh, okay, well, let's see what it says. It's from 2018. 2018 is hundreds of people in Mexico are kidnapped every year.

And the problem is getting worse. That was from 2018. So it's a problem. We need to rectify this problem immediately. Okay, houses of the hoity-toity. Houses of the hoity-toity. I see where Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Ben and Jen.

Benifer. They pulled the plug out of a mansion that they were trying to buy, but because they found a new one. And it's way nicer and it's only twice as expensive. So there you go. They had a currently in escrow. for a property in Pacific Palisades, which is the same neighborhood where they just were in escrow for another house,

but they pulled the plug on that house because they found a better place. So the new crib, the one that they pulled out on was $34 million. Nope, don't need that dump. I spit on $34 million, okay? I want this place over here that's $64 million. So the new place, eight bedrooms, 11 baths, 16,000 square feet, one point one three acre compound, and that's not including everything else inside, 800 square foot gym, professional media room,

game room, backyard, resort style pool, spa with a fire pit area, whole separate guest house, of course, I hope so, with has its own Japanese style soaking tub. I don't expect people to be staying at the main house. You can come and visit, but no, you have to live in the guest house. Okay? Yeah. And then they have, you know, views of the canyon, of course. And I know that they just recently went and purchased it.

Now, they both sold their places, right? I mean, Jen sold her Bel Air estate for $39 million. and I think Ben sold his other Pacific Palisades place for around 30 million. So they've got the money. Don't worry about it. They'll be okay. They've got enough money for the place. It looks actually beautiful.

Now, the place that they were going to get is really nice. Now, if this is the picture of the new place, it's three stories from the back. Well, we're looking at the canyon, two stories from the front door. either or, you know, two from the back, three from the front. And you can see the guest house out back. And it must be, I see the wall going around for the compound. Awesome. Looks really, really nice.

And for only $64 million. I mean, come on now. So they got rid of the one dump. Well, actually, they've gotten rid of three dumps now and are moving into a better place. But, I mean, all reports that I read is that, Ben and Jen are, you know, struggling. And that Jen is really mad at Ben and Ben is still smoking and times are tough. And yet they're moving everybody together in their new $64 million house.

So who's right? I don't know. Is it Ben and Jen in trouble or is it Ben and Jen in love? With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your trouble. travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Okay, we've had cocaine bear.

We've had cocaine hippos. We know that we're going to see meth gators soon. And now we have a Coke cat. All right. So the Cincinnati Zoo has taken in an exotic cat after cocaine fueled escape from police. So a Serval, which is an exotic

cat breed native to Africa, S-E-R-V-A-L, this one came to the zoo in late January after it escaped his owner's car during his owner's arrest. So the police were arresting the man the Cincinnati police and there several jumped

out of the man's car and ran up a tree according to the Cincinnati animal care piece. people. We got called in to get the cat out of the tree. Authorities initially described the serval as a leopard. Well, yeah, I mean, no, that's not a leopard. That's a serval. Okay, thank you. And they weren't sure what they were dealing with. Probably should have brought in a whole lot more people, according to the people, because these cats can grow three times the size of a normal cat, and they could jump seven feet in the air. And this cat did not want to come out of the zoo. And they wanted to get.

get the cat out of the tree and broke its leg while they were doing it. I mean, obviously, you know, they didn't want to try to break the cat's leg, but it was like, you're coming down. You're getting out of the tree. That's right. You're going to tell why, I mean, I understand he's trying to save the animal without hurting the animal. But if this is a wild animal and he's up in the tree and he's looking to attack people that won't, you know, that are there to help him, maybe you have to put him down.

maybe you have to you know turn the other turn the cameras off and just say here here little serval come here and down he goes but no thankfully it didn't happen and they finally got him and they took him

into the zoo and they got his health back together and they worked on his leg and they conducted a toxicology report and it came back positive for cocaine so we can't say according to this You know, how the animal got the cocaine in this system.

Oh, I don't know. What could have happened? I know. But he did. And we don't know if it's environmental or experimental. No, I mean, anytime you walk down Cincinnati streets and you see those cocaine plants growing everywhere. The cat could have just been eating the cocoa plants in Cincinnati. Stop it.

Of course he got the cocaine from the guy that was with him. Anyway. the investigation and we're considering charges, okay? Everyone's been corruptive. The Cincinnati Zoo now has a new serval and he's receiving all the care of the, you know, great care that they get at the zoo. And we don't know what's going to happen to the guy

who was being arrested if he's going to be arrested on some kind of animal charges as well. But be ready for the movie. At Cocaine Bear, we have cocaine hippos coming out and stories about the cocaine hippos, we have Meth Gator coming out, and soon we will have cocaine cats. That will be coming very, very soon.

And what we need to do, I need to write a story about, like, maybe monkeys on crack. Crack monkeys. So we have the cocaine bear, the cocaine hippos, the meth gator, the cocaine cats, and the crack monkeys, monkeys on crack. Because a woman in India has reportedly been attacked by monkeys and died.

Another attacked by monkeys. And this person died, another death. A 70-year-old lady in the village of Ramah Reddy, who lived with her daughter. The daughter wasn't with her at the time. Discovered her in a bathroom and rushed her to the hospital. And then she succumbed to her injuries and died soon after. She was attacked. She told officials that the monkeys had not bitten her.

They just believe that they were the cause for her to fight her. fall on the ground while she was trying to get away. They don't even know what kind of monkeys did it. They don't know what species of monkey carried it out because they've got, you know, multiple species of monkeys hanging out on the streets. Now, the animals are not usually vicious, but could be a nuisance to communities. Yeah, if they feel threatened for looking for food, yeah. Like if you're in my bathroom, like the old lady's going to the bathroom,

they probably for sure felt threatened. Uh, no. Maybe, and I know this is a 70-year-old Indian woman, I got it. But perhaps, you know, when the monkeys start coming at you in the bathroom, you just turn around and give them a quick... And all you do is shoot once. And the rest of them hopefully will go away. Hopefully they'll go away.

Now, of course, in this story, we've got to talk about the increased conflicts between human and wildlife across the globe in recent years. I know. You know why that is? because when animals attack, we don't one time. No, we try to, it's okay. No, you got to put a, you got to fire one at them.

Let's get it over with. However, the human wildlife conflict certainly could be exasperated by the side effects of climate change. By analyzing 49 case studies across six continents, science has discovered that the effects of climate change, depleting resources due to changing temperatures, conditions were amplifying conflicts in 80% of the cases. As climate change worsens, resources such as food and water are depleted, this can cause

monkeys to stray from their usual habitat into populated communities. This has increased pressure between wildlife and humans as they compete for resources. Well, these monkeys are already there. They've already let them in. And as far, I mean, the rest of the other animals, the cats and the bears and the gators and the hippos, I mean, possible that some of that is true. At least they're, you know, some of the depleting resources, absolutely. We can talk about the cause of the depleting resources, but because of that,

it brings the animals closer to humans. And that's when humans need to remind everyone, humans first. We could try to get along, but in the end, humans first. And then we have the story of the Florida woman who was arrested for attempting to inject heroin during a traffic stop. So the sheriff's department was watching this house

that was a drug house. And this lady and her boyfriend or husband came to the house, was inside for 15 or 20 minutes, came back out and took off. And that's when they were pulled over. And since when they were pulled over, just purchased their heroin. And the lady was like, yeah, hold on.

You go ahead and write my husband a ticket or do whatever you need to do, but I need to shoot up right now, okay? Now, those stories, the story like that goes completely against humans first. So what are you going to do? I don't know. Just hope that the cop lets you shoot up, I guess, before he hauls you away. No, humans first. Humans first.

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