Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Did It Even Work?... | 10/20/23
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So Fisher Price, no relation, has recalled more than 20,000 of its Thomas and Friends toy trains due to choking and magnet ingestion hazards.
Now they claim that there's been no complaints.
So I don't know who was choking and who was ingesting, but here we're.
are.
Right, get that magnet out of your throat.
So Thomas and Friends wooden railway troublesome truck and crates, and the Thomas and Friends
Wooden Railway Troublesome Truck and Paint were recalled by the toy company this week.
So if you have a Thomas the Friends Wooden Railway troublesome truck and crates, or and
or a Thomas and Friends Wooden Railway Troubleson truck and paint,
you might want to keep them.
There might be some worse of money someday.
Because apparently, the plastic connector,
which allows the train to be attached to the other vehicles,
becoming loose and detaching from the product.
Well, okay, but there were no injuries, right?
I mean, nobody's kid was actually that dumb and did that.
Okay.
But, all right, so 21,000 units of the recalled toys sold nationwide between February of 2022 and August of 2023.
They were, you could buy them, you know, wherever you got your Thomas and train friends, wooden railroad packets.
So if you have one, be sure to take it back, man.
You want to immediately stop using those toys and you want to turn it back in.
You can go to service motel.com and click on recalls and safety alerts and you can start the process.
Or maybe you just, you know, take it back where you bought it and say, hey, I bought my Thomas and Friends Wooden Railway Troublesome Truck and Crates.
And I also bought Thomas and Friends Wooden Railway Troublesome Truck and Paint.
And now there's a recall.
So I want my money back.
Good luck, though.
Keep the kids away from the possible
Possible choking and magnet ingestion hazard.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
So we talk a lot about dumb criminals on this show
and we also talk about, you know, dumb victims on this show.
Well, this victim, no off switch on genius.
Okay, so three men are accused of kidnapping a man,
torturing him and then taking him to a strip club.
And onto the surface, you would say, well,
I wish someone would kidnap me.
Oh, yeah.
They stuffed me in the trunk and then we went to a strip club.
But that's not what happened.
Okay.
On Friday night, the victim left his Fort Lauderdale home.
Huh, it happened in Florida.
And was confronted by a kid.
Kidnapper wearing police attire, including a ballistic vest and a gold badge on his belt.
Interesting.
He was placed in the car with a police light and driven to an Airbnb.
I guess we know that now that it was an Airbnb.
So the kidnappers had rented a home.
And they tossed his phone out the window.
Once they arrived at the rental, according to the affidavit, kidnappers realized,
holy crap, that's the wrong guy.
And I don't know that that's an actual quote,
but I feel like it is.
Holy crap, that's the wrong guy.
And so instead of turning him loose,
they went ahead and tortured him anyway.
Oh, you know, we're already here.
So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and do this.
So they waterboarded them.
Then, you know, they threatened him with guns, tasers,
and an electric drill.
That's what you do.
No, they didn't threaten them.
No, it wasn't that kind of.
Well, you never know.
But it wasn't that.
And apparently, after you've been waterboarded
and someone shows you guns, tasers,
an electric drill, you think bad things are going to happen
as if the waterboarding wasn't enough.
Now, after that, they said, you know what?
We're going to take you to the booby trap
gentleman's club in Papineau Beach, Florida.
And we're going to make you go inside
and look for this guy,
the guy that we were supposed to kidnap.
You go get him out here.
Now, most people would, I don't know what,
go inside the booby trap and look for the guy and say,
hey, can you come outside for a moment?
I want to talk to you about something.
But no, no, he went inside and called the police.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Now, you want to talk about the dumbing down
of American criminals, man.
So, and I don't know that there are.
American. So they arrested
the two brothers, 32 and
29, Jeffrey Arista.
And the third
was a 42-year-old suspect named
Raymond Gomez.
Okay, so we'll just say that
they're American, shall we? And
they were booked into the Broward County
jail, numerous counts of kidnapping,
conspiracy to kidnap, aggravated
assault, and battery.
They claim
that the kidnapping was ordered by another
unknown man who claimed
the target owed him money.
And that's what you do when people owe your money.
You kidnap him.
You torture him for that money.
It doesn't say how much money, though, so maybe you do.
The dumbing down of the criminals is we got the wrong guy.
So instead of ending it right there and throwing him out of the car and just making the guy believe, what just happened?
I don't know.
They go ahead and torture him and try to bring him into the crime itself to fight.
Wow.
We got to find some smarter criminals.
You know, I saw a headline that talked about how household wealth in the United States surged during the pandemic.
They must have gone to a different house than mine.
But they claim here in the story that household wealth jumped 37% in the steepest climb in the steepest climb ever seen in the Fed survey
of consumer finances,
which they conduct every three years.
Huh.
So, okay.
All right.
You know what?
If you say so.
Because we know now that renting
is cheaper than buying,
which that gap is as wide as it's ever been
since 2015.
And then I was looking at this other chart
that talked about the median price
of what it caused.
to buy a home in the largest U.S. cities?
Because right here, according to this,
the median price of an American home in 2023
is $371,200,
requiring an annual pre-tax salary
of nearly $100,000 to pay off a 30-year fixed-rate mortgage.
That's that median price in America.
So let's say, I was looking at the,
they've got it highlighted for these cities across America.
And since this show broadcast from Dallas, Texas,
let's see what it takes to buy a home in Dallas, Texas.
Huh.
103.5,000 you need to make, right,
to make that, to purchase that home.
Right, so is that, I don't understand this chart, right?
A person earning $100,000 a year would not,
a person earning $100,000 a year,
would not be able to afford the minimum mortgage,
payment to buy a home in nearly half of America's 50 biggest cities.
Right.
Okay.
So in Dallas Need 103.5, Austin 129.
Let's take a look around the country.
Tampa, Florida, 97.4,000.
You only need to earn, I don't know, 209,000 in San Diego.
Wow.
I mean, so there you go.
There you have it.
So if you're able to get that median, that's median price.
That's not moving up to a different neighborhood.
I mean, in San Jose, California, the median priced home is $1.6 million.
So you're going to have to make at least $373.7,000 a year.
And that's, I mean, I'm sure that it would take more than that,
because you're not moving into that dump of a million dollar home in San Jose.
knockdown.
So good luck.
Boy, it sure is a good thing.
And what I was really
boggled with is that
they try to make that seem like
it's nothing, but, you know,
we had the survey that talked about
the U.S. wealth surged
during the pandemic. So,
I mean, it's easy.
You could...
Piece of cake. No problem.
Right?
Right.
All right. Let's go to the break.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
I want you go away.
I clicked on X.
That means go away.
Okay, there we go.
It would be nice if people just had an X.
You know, let's say you're dealing with somebody, I don't know, at the grocery store.
And they come up and say, and start, you just start, it's not.
the conversation and you don't want to talk to him so you just start hitting the X on their
forehead go away too mean okay never mind be nice stop it just say hello and go on with your day
sad day for share sad day for share well it's a sad day for us i should say because uh share
has now said in an interview with the guardian that uh if trump retakes the white house
in 2024
she's going to leave the U.S.
Bye.
She said
she almost got an ulcer the last time.
Now, she did say in 2015
that she would move to Jupiter.
And I think she was talking about the planet,
not Jupiter, Florida.
So I'm willing to, you know, have Elon,
a sister
a hot little
hop on one of those
SpaceX Falcon 9 heavy rockets
and send her ass off to Jupiter
see you later and I like Cher
I enjoy our music
she's been kind of a nightmare
as of late but you know
so I guess
I will say this
share
bye
and as long as we're talking about Hollywood
I see where and Cher is Hollywood
I know she's a rock star
musician but she's Hollywood
Hollywood elite.
George Clooney, Ben Affleck, and Tyler Perry
are apparently leading a group
pitching a $150 million proposal
to end the actor strike,
which is nearing 100 days.
So I'm confused.
They think that they can
go ahead and just drop $150 million
over the next three years in dues
to help end the actor strike.
They're just going to pay the dues.
We'll pay your dues.
Let's just have the strike so we can all get back to work.
Okay, we'll see.
Good luck.
I mean, the actors have been on strike for 100 days.
They had some kind of proposals that they've all walked away from.
They want to, you know, bolster health benefits,
and they're trying to shore up their costs for fitness.
homes.
Get back to work.
Get back to work.
It costing people money and jobs.
And I guess that's what,
sure, that's what Tyler and George
Ben think.
We'll kick in 50 million each a year
for the next three years
and pay everybody's dues.
And let's get them back to work.
So we'll see if that actually happens.
Because at the same time,
the SAG after a union,
has told the actors,
Hey,
don't be wearing characters
from movies that
wear the Yarn Strike from
for Halloween.
So, we don't want to see
I don't want to see any
Oppenheimer hats.
I don't want to see any Barbie pink outfit.
No.
Are we wearing any Hollywood characters?
You can be a ghost.
you can maybe be a zombie but zombie i mean that's you know walking dead spiders
but uh don't be don't post photos of costumes inspired by struck content to social media okay
but i wanted to go as barbie
I know baby, but no, you can't.
Just put a sheet over you.
Go get some candy, okay?
All right, fine, no problem.
I'm not going to post any pictures of you either.
We're not going to post anything on Instagram, so get over it.
So yesterday was a fast food kind of day.
We have the top rated fast food chains in each state list released.
We have the fastest drive-through.
times for fast food
places. Now, every year they
tell you who the fastest drive-through is.
Number one, Taco Bell
has the fastest drive-through
for the third straight year.
Congratulations to Taco Bell.
Coming into number one
for the third straight year.
It took customers
278.84 seconds
to receive their orders,
almost half a minute faster
than Carl's Jr.
The next speediest drive,
through the top five included KFC
Arby's
Duncan
we're considering that fast food
the slowest drive-thru was at
Chick-fil-A at
over seven minutes per order
yeah I know I know I know I know
but a couple things with that
right chick-fil-a you know doesn't say
that the drive-thew is going to be fast
that's what they're you're going through the
drive-thru you get chick-fil-a and
I'm going to see in this story
if they tell me
the percentage of getting the orders right.
So you've got to find out how fast you were
and then how right you were.
So during this whole study,
yeah, I mean, we have to find out
the fastest drive-thru lanes,
who prepares the most accurate orders,
who are the friendliest while they're doing
both of those things.
So they went through
1,491 drive-thruthrus
between June and July,
spreading them out between the
breakfast, lunch, and dinner hours of fast food restaurants throughout the United States.
On average, they visited 10 different chains and placed orders at around 165 restaurants representing each chain.
Taco Bell, fastest drive-thru.
Yeah, yeah.
So then they determined that Chick-fil-A had the busiest drive-through lanes with an average of 3.41 cars waiting for their orders.
Not the Chick-fil-A's in my area.
Every Chick-fil-A I go by is backed up there, two and three to a mule going into those people.
places, man. Holy cow. I mean, you've got to decide, am I going in? Plus, I got a bone to pick
with Chick-fil-A, as a matter of fact. I may or may not get back to this poll now because of the study,
the survey. So, I, once in a while, you know, I may pull into a chick-fil-a-get-a-get-and-a-cote.
That's a quick ice cream cone. That's like, you know, I may pull into a chick-fil-fil-a-allie and get an ice cream cone.
It's like under two bucks
And it's gone up in price
Because I used to be able to get a small for like
125
And you get a large for like
175 I think
And now they only just one size
They don't
You aren't able to choose large or small
It's just a cone
An ice cream cone
Yeah and they did that with the milkshicks too Jeffie
I know
I've already complained about that
Multiple times
I'm just I know that
And it's really makes me angry
Me too
I loved Chick-fil-A
shakes large.
Anyway, that's beside the point.
What I'm talking about is the ice cream cone now, okay?
So I let him slide with the one cone kind of thing.
All right.
Now, not only is it just one cone,
they've lessened the amount of ice cream they're putting in the cone.
It is completely unacceptable.
I am so mad at myself for, I went through the drive-thru,
because it's just a quick ice cream cone.
Then I don't have to, I feel better.
I've lost a little bit of weight.
I feel better, but I just want that ice cream fix.
You know, so I just fine.
I'll just run in.
I'll just drive through unless there's eight billion cars in the drive-thru lane.
And I'll just get an ice cream going.
I'm in and out.
And it's, you know, it's under two bucks.
So, uh, that's money you could spend on something else, Jeff.
I know.
I got it.
But I was, I get my ice cream fixed.
But the other day I did, I pulled in.
There was like, I was driving up.
I was like, ooh, there's no cars in the drive-thru.
Shoop, into Chick-fil-A.
I was going to get an ice cream cone sounds good
I can have it I can finish it up on the drive home
Nobody knows I had it
Ah
And it's cool I'm good to go
So and she hands me the ice cream cone
And I seriously looked at it like
That's the cone
And
If that's the cone
I mean I almost just gave it back to her
Here you go
Keep the two bucks
I'm not
It's embarrassing
So I don't know if it was
If it's this chick
fillet that, you know, lightened the load on the cone, but it's even smaller now than it was before.
And if that's the case, if that came down from corporate, I won't have it.
I won't hear of it.
And I'm going to write a strongly worded email or text or tweet or X.
And I will say, oh, I did almost post it on social media.
And the sad thing is I thought, oh, I'd already started eating it.
I should have taken a picture of it.
I should have taken a picture of before I started eating it,
which would have been actually a smart person thing to do.
Well, I just wasn't a smart person at that time.
But come on now!
What are we even doing?
Bidomics.
Now, since I beat up Chick-fil-A,
I'll tell you that they were the most accurate drive-through
with the overall orders clocking in at a 92% accuracy.
How do you get it wrong?
They've got eight people out there taking orders.
They have to give them a stupid name,
which I love coming up with names to give them.
Name, Horatio.
Name Bill.
My favorite is Bill, though.
I'm just Bill.
I'm just Bill.
It's stupid.
I'm not going to tell you my name to get a chicken sandwich.
but I digress.
Howard,
whatever it is.
So how can I get it wrong?
They have your name.
They take their order.
They take your money.
I sure do a good job about that.
100% accurate on taking your money.
And then they don't get the order right?
That's weird.
That's, that's,
they should shut down the place for that.
If it's not shut down for giving me too small
of an ice cream cone before that.
Number two was,
Burger King, accuracy, then McDonald's, then Wendy's, then KFC.
Who goes to drive-thru through KFC?
Well, I guess you go to KFC Taco Bell.
We've got, close to my neighborhood, there's a KFC Taco Bell.
And that entire entity sucks.
Just so we're clear.
Okay, I said that out loud.
Yeah, the whole thing, that whole dual thing there, they don't have it right.
I don't know who runs it.
I don't know if it's a KFC, I don't know if it's a Taco Bell.
Oh, they're the same company, Jeff.
Okay, whoever runs it is not doing it properly.
Okay, it's wrong.
Just let you know, figure it out.
Apparently, accuracy of orders increased by 7%
when the restaurant had an order confirmation board
where the customer could both see and confirm their order
to the restaurant's team member.
Yeah, you got to double check too when you go through the drive.
through and sometimes you're in a hurry and you don't think about it and so then that's that's when
they've got you right there i mean joe pesci told you this a hundred years ago in the movie lethal
weapon they fuck you at the drive-through okay that's what the movie said i'm just quoting the movie okay
you always check they f*** you at the drive-thru
They know that you're just going to drive on.
That's why they know you're going to be miles away before you find out you got f***.
They know you're not going to turn around and go back.
They don't care.
So who gets fucked?
Leo gets.
Okay?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm not eating tuna.
That's the entire scene in the car.
So check your order at the drive-thru.
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I was reading about the
billion-dollar mega mansion
in Palm Beach.
Ken Griffin, the billionaire.
And he's like,
I don't know, he's down the list
of billionaires. He's not even...
I mean, he sucks as a billionaire.
He's only 38th.
38th in line.
What?
What a loser.
Oh, my gosh.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
He's embarrassing all the billionaires.
So he's building a place along the beach in Florida.
20 acres of Prime Palm Beach real estate.
Holy cow.
I mean, that had to cost him just a fortune.
For the property alone,
you're looking at probably half a billion dollars,
three or four hundred million anyway.
And that's before you start building anything.
And so he's building this huge property.
It's up the road of ways from Mar-Lago.
So Trump's may be a little angry.
I was like, what are you trying to out and do me, bro?
What are you doing?
I mean, the whole area there is billionaire row anyway.
So he's building this, I mean, this mega mansion.
It's got views of the Atlantic Ocean, lakeside gardens.
It's got the caretakers cottage.
I mean, you have to have a cottage for the due people.
You have to have a guest house.
You have to have that.
You can't be expected to have guests stay in the same home you're sleeping in.
No.
No, thank you.
You're sleeping over there.
As a matter of fact, I'll send one of the due people over to get you tomorrow when I'm available for you to come over to this house.
Okay?
You go do what you want to do over there.
Go down to the beach.
Fine.
No problem.
You do all you want.
Do you do anything you want over there?
Just don't come this way.
I'll send someone after you.
just amazing.
And it talked about some other things
that was going on at the house
of the project.
Really amazing.
And it talked about the pool
that was going in.
Now, I don't know
what
ginormous pool is
in the world,
but that's what they said
he's building.
It's not an Olympic-sized pool.
It's not a double Olympic-sized pool.
It's a ginormous pool.
So that's what you get
when you're the 38,
ranked billionaire in Florida.
Just amazing.
I'm sure when it's done, it's going to be incredible.
He already owns, you know,
multi-million dollar mansions in New York.
And those are mansions, Jeff, okay?
Those are condominiums in the sky.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
But he owns quite a few places around the globe.
So good for him.
Good for Ken.
I see where my man, Travis Kelsey.
You know him, you love him.
He's trying to impress his new girl.
Now, it's going to be tough.
Going to be tough to impress Taylor,
because Taylor's got enough of her own stuff.
And she doesn't need you, there, Travis, to be showing off.
She can buy her own food, okay?
She can fly at her own plane, okay?
I know that you've made a lot of money in the NFL.
You're probably worth $100 million, maybe, maybe.
You might be worth $100 million by now.
but you're not
Taylor spits on 100 million
all right
she posts something online
and she makes 100 million
by putting a movie in a theater
okay
so he just bought a new place
for $6 million
which I'm sure it's beautiful
you look at the pictures of it
it's beautiful
it's in the Kansas City
neck of the woods
for $6 million
so he's trying to
at least have a place to go to
for Taylor
come on just come on over
I don't always want to go
to your plays
I always want to count on you.
I want a guy place too.
And Taylor's like,
I'm not coming to that place.
I mean, I'm having to stop by,
but I'm not stopping there.
Maybe if you could,
you could buy that dump over there for $6 million.
I'll come by there for you, okay?
So give him credit.
He's trying.
He's trying.
Good for him.
And it's all about love.
One thing you don't know,
see in America, though, are
the drug lord zoos.
So I guess we're having a problem
in Ecuador now, where
drug lords are just like Escobar
and they're building their own zoos.
Now, no one supports zoos
more than this show or me.
But I guess
they were, you know, driving
around and all of a sudden there's a couple of jaguars
wandering around.
And then they found some
in a cage. And
so the drug lords,
that's their
kingdom
when they have their private
illegal zoos
as a status symbol
apparently
this wilder Sanchez
Farfan
Gato the cat
suspected drug lord
with ties to Mexico's
new generation cartel
is wanted in the United States
he was arrested in Colombia
in February and now they're like
well his zoo property is all run down.
They've been letting it alone.
They found a jaguars, parrots, parakeets, other birds
that were imported from China and Korea.
And they're still, I mean, they're still paying for Pablo Escobar's zoo.
You know, I mean, they've got hippos running around there.
They should have killed those a long time ago.
But they were afraid to kill them when they went in to get to save, rescue the animals.
They let the hippos go.
Now they're paying the price.
So they seized more than 6,800 wild animals in nearly 6,000 in 2021.
Oh, that was last year.
And 6,000 in 2021 in Ecuador.
So because Ecuador is, of course, one of the world's most biodiverse countries.
I know Ecuador is beautiful.
In fact, my mother-in-law, my second, this wife's mother is from Ecuador.
I got a little Ecuadorian blood in me.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you do.
Jeff, that's not the way that works, okay?
You know, whatever.
All I know is that she was from Ecuador.
Oh my gosh.
So now the CDC, you know them, you love them.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
What's that?
You don't love them, but you know them?
Weird.
I don't know anybody that doesn't know them and love them.
Anyway, they're saying,
I'm saying now that if you're fat, you need a longer needle to get the vaccine, okay?
Depending on the vaccine type, the intramuscular or the subcutaneous, the needle length requirements are going to vary.
So they recommend checking with your health care.
Some people may benefit from longer vaccination needles.
Recent discussions have.
shed light on the fact that, well, people with bigger bodies, you know, you fatties, I'm sorry, us fatties,
that were given certain vaccines.
Yeah, you should have been given with longer needles, okay?
Does that mean that they didn't work?
I was just rolling around your fat and not in your system?
Is that what saved me when I got vaccinated?
Is that what saved me?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
have the MRNA, you're just rolling around in my fat now, not in my cells.
Okay.
Okay.
Why?
I don't want to eat the vaccine.
Anyway, so let's see.
It's plausible that some health care workers who administer vaccines could sometimes
use the wrong needle length for people with bigger bodies.
You're all you fatties out there.
Okay.
That is awesome.
So why don't you fatties settle down a little bit and we're going to be using longer
needles on you?
And if you're, you know, I seriously, now I'm thinking that, did I get it?
I mean, I don't know.
All right, I do know.
All right.
I know that I got it.
But was it the right amount?
Did only half go in and the other half go in the fat?
What?
I'm not getting it again.
Not getting it again.
You're not going to boost me.
I don't care how long a needle.
I've had some long needles go in me before.
How did you like that?
I didn't. I didn't. I've had them go with my knees, my shoulders, my ankles. It's not fun. It is not fun. And you just, you know, once you're in it, you're in it. You just take it, but it's not fun. Not fun at all. You can't quote me on that. It is not fun.
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It's Friday.
So it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
What's the Lie?
What's the Lie?
Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count in one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the Lie?
Our contestant today, Terry Steen, if he wins,
Not only will he get to come back for another round,
he will win a Talking Sense,
Jeffie Blue Freshie.
And for more information,
you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group
and find the Freshie Senate design just for you.
And if you or someone you love
would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie,
email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.
Terry, welcome to What's the Lie.
Thank you, Jeffie.
Good to be here.
So how's life, Terry?
Where are you participating in the?
the game from today?
Oh, I'm hiding out in a conference room
at my office. Really?
You have a location or city or what?
You have a specific GPS location
where we can find you? Or are you okay?
That's classified, but I'm in Richmond, Virginia.
Okay. How's life in Virginia, actually? How's it going?
Oh, it's wonderful. I have a
brush with greatness kind of story for you
for here because I actually
was stationed at Langley Air Force Base. So
your guard check, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, he sure did.
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
Okay, so we will discuss more of that at a later time, but that is tremendous.
So are you ready?
Just sharing.
Yeah, I love that.
Are you ready to play for, play What's the Live?
Four headlines.
One of them not real.
You ready to go?
Oh, yeah.
This is the dream of my day.
Just your day?
Okay.
Fine, whatever.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Dream of the day.
I'll take it.
All right.
Four headlines.
One not real.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
How one man winterproofed his apartment with six million cotton balls.
Headline number two.
Thieves is steal $2,000 in used cooking oil from a chick filet over the past few months.
Headline number three.
X, formerly known as Twitter, new plan to lure subscribers partnering with
Paris Hilton on a custom icon. Headline number four. Missouri deer painted with pet sign raises
concerns in the neighborhood. Those are your four headlines.
Headline number one, a one man winterproofed his apartment with six million cotton balls.
Headline number two, thieves steals $2,000 in used cooking oil from Chick-fil-A
over the past few months. Headline number three, X, formerly
on his Twitter new plan to lure subscribers partnering with Paris Hilton on a custom icon.
Headline number four, Missouri Deer painted with Pet Sign, raises concerns in the neighborhood.
All right, Terry, those are your four headlines. What is the lie?
Okay, can I ask a question? I may not give you an answer. You can ask all you want.
Okay, did you say that somebody insulated their apartment?
Correct.
Winter-proofed.
Yes, winter-proofed.
Okay.
Yeah, I've never winter-proof an apartment.
I do know cooking oil is useful for running cars, and I do know about Paris Hilton.
I'm a hunter.
I think the deer may be, I've got to go with number one, because I would never weather-proof
an apartment.
but I would let the apartment managers do that.
Terry, you would be 100% correct.
Oh, yeah.
Congratulations.
You are a new champion on What's the Lie?
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Congratulations for playing What's the Lie.
Thanks for listening.
What's the Live?
lies of subsidiary of chewing
the Fed Enterprises.
All information is probably accurate
at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL,
MMXX, I
I, I.
Terry, you doodle it out, buddy. Great
job. All right. That's awesome.
What do I need to do now? Do I need to give an address
to you guys or emails or what?
Yes, you need to give a phone number, an address.
I need a fingerprint. I need a
retina scan. And
then you get a Jeffie blue friend.
sent to you via drone and it'll drop off somewhere in Virginia
we'll let you know where and you can go pick it up.
How about that?
Awesome. Yeah, I know.
This is great.
I know.
My wife's going to be so jealous.
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