Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Do You Have Underwareness? 9/13/14

Episode Date: September 13, 2014

Jeffy discusses the absurd comments made by Mexican President, Pena Nieto. Why one blogger mom wants her kids to see her naked, Underwearawareness, and a fresh prospective on the Ray Rice incident. Jeffy also covers the latest headlines in Twitter Blast; Plus, an update on Sgt. Tahmooresi.All this and more on Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. How are you? Yes. It is. It's cold. The show broadcasts from Dallas, Texas, and the Mercury Studios.

And it is cold for Dallas, Texas this morning. Windy out there, cold from moving through. Climate change is definitely in full effect in the Dallas Metroplex. 1-88-9-0-33-93 is the phone number if you want to. Yeah, you know, if you want to play along. 888-900-33-93. We'll get to a little Middle East. I know.

I know. I know. And ISIS or ISIL or is. But really haven't we had enough? This week. Really? And we've had the Middle East. We've had the Prez tell us what he's going to do or what he's not going to do.

9-11. Remembrance. 13 years. We've got Europe. We've got all got, we've got upevils. And while I'm not going to get into it today, Ferguson is still going on. Plenty of other things going on.

Plenty of other things going on. We still have our lives to live, right? We've got the Ray Rice story. I have a different look at that Ray Rice story now, too. I watch that video. and then I rewond, I watch it again, and then I watch it, then I watch it again. And I thought, wait a minute.

Why am I missed? Why did I miss that before? So we have to talk about that. I have to talk about that. And then we got Adrian Peterson. Oh, my gosh. Another agonizing story. And those, you know, just those two headlines and names alone remind us that it is football season,

which does, you know, bring a smile to my face. And then I'm still struggling with the not smoking thing. I'm sorry. I have to talk to you about it. You're my, I'm sitting laying on the sofa. And you're my, you're my psychiatrist. You're here to help me, work it out.

It's been three months. And it's been, it's been three months with no cigarettes. Okay. Then for the first two and a half months, I carried an electronic around with me. And I kind of, you know, kind of hit that. every once in a while you have that. Not bad, but, you know, still there. And so for the last, you know, last full week, week and a half, I've done nothing.

Completely, completely, completely free. Agonizing. I want a cigarette. Bad. Okay? Bad. But every time I go somewhere on the Internet, across the Internet's, the World Wide Web,

There's stories that throw me I'll be, you know, I talked a little bit last week about going some, clicking on a site and then it's like, oh, oh, yeah, no, you shouldn't do that. Smoking is bad. So it's like, okay, well, why can't, I was just thinking about having a cigarette.

No, that's bad. And this week, and I was like, Wednesday or Thursday, I was really like, you know what? I don't care. I'm driving. My son was doing some work here for Mercury 1 and getting some of his scout hours in for a charity. And so I'm driving him home. And so how are you doing, Dad, with your not smoking?

You're doing so good as far as I can tell you're not smoking. I'm proud of you. Shut up! Why do you want me to shut up? I'm really proud of you. Shut up! Because I really want a cigarette, okay? And then I get home and I log on and I see,

okay, thanks Facebook for every post that I see. Every time I log on to Facebook, I see United We Test, lung cancer profiles. Oh, thank you. Thank you for reminding me. I appreciate it. It means a lot to me. Okay?

It does. It means a lot to me. So I get that, you know, my physical addiction is probably long gone. I got it. Doctors. Okay. You're just playing a mental game with yourself now, Jeff. Yes, I know.

But it's close. I'm telling you, it is close. Because if you have never smoked, then you're saying, you know, shut up, fat man. Don't smoke. Make a decision. But it's difficult. And then, you know, of course you're not smoking.

So, you know, you got to find something to replace smoking with. And, you know, I haven't started running. I'm not running 10 miles a day to make up for not smoking. So now I've got to, you know, okay, I don't want to become, you know, the 400-pound man again. So I got to go, you know, I'm going to get back on to Simple to Lose. It's been three years. Well, come on up next month. Three years since I started Simple to.

to lose. I was about 75, 80 pounds heavier than I am right now when I started Simple to Lose. Now I've lost over 100 pounds. So I've gained, you know, 30, 35 pounds since, you know, the last time. So I'm going to get back on Simple to Lose. I'm going to be doing that. Simple to lose.com. They're not even a paid sponsor yet on this broadcast. By the way, why isn't that happening? But I'll give them a spot anyway because I love them. I've been doing shows for them every week in Boise. It keeps me on track.

And yet not smoking, all I want to do is eat. All I want to do is eat. And it doesn't, I mean, I can eat Metafas products from Simple to Lose forever. It's still putting 8 billion calories into your system. You've got to create that, you know, five, you've got to create that five-and-one plan, that six-and-one plan every day. So your body is burning fat. I get it. I get it.

And the program works. It's a great diet. It's also a great lifestyle change. Choices do have consequences. I got it. The choices have consequences. I quit smoking. I eat.

I get fat. I can't do that. Got to go to Simple to lose. com. Don't forget Simple the number two lose.com. By the way, why don't they a sponsor on this program? Anyway, the kind of are. The kind of are, really, because I'm a spokesman for them,

and the program works. And I'll be back. A month from now, I'm going to lose, you know, I'll be back down to the 100-pound mark in a month. At the three-year anniversary, I'm excited. I'm excited. But that having been said, you know, I still want to smoke. 888-903-33 is the phone number.

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Network, the Jeff Fisher Show. How are you? Welcome to it. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. Don't forget, man, Saturday's hot lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network. Pure O'Pelka, Mike O'Pelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. Will Kane, S.E. Cup, right after that, Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags round out the Saturday lineup right here on the Blaze Radio Network. So there's really no need for you to... You don't need it to go anywhere else.

You can just stay right here, okay? If you have a little house cleaning you do, that's fine. Turn the volume up while you're listening to the Blaze Radio Network. I mean, I don't want to stop you from cleaning at all. Please don't let me stop you from cleaning. Texas's decision to deploy national guard troops along its border with Mexico is unpleasant and reprehensible, says Mexican President Enrico. Peña

Anniito. Dear Mexican President Enrique, this is day 166 that Andrew Tamarisi is in your jails

for making a wrong turn into your country. That, my friend, is unpleasant and reprehensible. Make it go away. Agonizing. simply, simply agonizing. Day 166.

Hashtag free tamarisi. Hashtag Mexican President Enrique, you are unpleasant and reprehensible. It's a long hashtag, I know. I got it. We'll get to some Twitter blasts of great Twitter blast stories today. Tremendous Twitter blast stories today. Okay, so, you know, I'm not smoking.

I got it. and, you know, okay, smoking causes, you know, smoking doesn't cause cancer, but it does enhance. I, you know, it doesn't cause cancer, but it does enhance your chances to get 11 or 12 different kinds of cancer. At least that's what I've been told by some medical professionals. And it does bring you back to a little bit of how important life is, right? I mean, we're supposed to, you know, live life the way you want to.

And every once in a while we get stories like Dave Benton, 51, a local television news anchor in Illinois. He announced during a newscast that his cancer had returned, giving him months to live. He said he's undergoing some treatment to slow the tumor down, but that may give him days, a few more days, tacked on. Now he said that he's a born again Christian, believes he's in God's hands, I'm at peace, he said. Amen. This is horrible. I mean, we've all had cancer touch our lives somehow, some way, right? Spouses, children, family members. But it does prove that we really should live our lives the way we want to, right? I mean, the question is, you know, the question that you always ask is, how would you live your life?

If you were told, you know, if you knew you were going to die next week, how would you live your life? And the answer really is the same way, right? I mean, you should be living your life the way you want to live it every day right now. So that if it ends, it ends the way it's supposed to. A lot of people don't do that. But, you know, that's the way it's supposed to be. In other cancer news, a Pennsylvania woman diagnosed with cancer said she was laid off because her employer, an oral surgeon, didn't believe she had the strength to do her job effectively while fending off pain and effects of chemotherapy.

Boy, you hear that and you think, that bastard. What is that doctor doing? And then, but what really floored. Carol Jumper was that she apparently learned of her layoff after a dozen years working at the doctor's office through a handwritten letter mailed just a week after her diagnosis. Okay. Now you read that and you think, all right, this doc, ha, that guy's going to piss me off. Who do you think he is? Right? I mean, how cold and calculating can this doctor be? Dr. George Vesnik Jr. who has offices in three towns outside. Pittsburgh. The missive reads. And they have a copy of the letter from his oral surgery plays.

The symptoms of this disease, the pain medications you'll need, and the side effects of the chemotherapy will be significant and distracting. You will not be able to function in my office at the level required while battling for your life. Because of this, I'm laying you off without pay as of August 11th. Your last paycheck will be mailed to you on Friday. 8.15. Now, okay. It doesn't sound cold. Okay. Yeah, it does. However, when you move on, just a little bit. And even her boyfriend, I mean, I was pissed when I read the letter.

I'm sorry, fiancé. No kind of man sent a letter like that. Well, Well, yeah. I mean, apparently he had talked to her. Perhaps you should speak to your fiancé a little bit. Because I'm kind of leaning toward the dock here. And the dock is kind of bummed that he's looking like the bad guy. He's been working full-time for this guy for 12 years. He had talked to her. She doesn't have insurance.

That's nice. That's good there. but she did obtain insurance through the Affordable Care Act, so good. Good for her. Good for her. Happy about that. However, she said he put her on layoff status so that she could collect unemployment compensation during her treatment. With the understanding, hello, when she's feeling better, she could come back to work.

Huh. And when she filed for unemployment. claim he didn't contest it so she could get the money. Now, this all started because Jumper's sister made photocopies of the layoff letter and started handing it out to people. And then, you know, put it, of course, put it up on Facebook and it went viral. And she just wants it. I mean, she's sick, right?

I mean, she just wants it to go away. Stop it. So this is, you know, be careful with the headlines. Be careful with the Twitter. blast that people would tell you, you know, just the Twitter 140 characters, which we will get to later in this broadcast. Just, you know, I think I've heard before do your own homework somewhere on this network, but I can't remember. So maybe you ought to do that. I can't remember if I've heard. I hear that before. Do your own homework. Where did I hear that? I can't remember.

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Okay, Ray Rice. A little bit of Ray Rice. I know. I'm almost tired of it, but not quite. Not quite. And can we please? This is not going to happen, but I want to ask if we can please get beyond talking about the Ray Rice story and not having to say, obviously I disagree with the outcome.

Obviously, I disagree that a man shouldn't hit a woman. Obviously, I want to talk about this case. Yes. I know I got it. I don't like it that you knocked out the woman in the elevator. I don't want man to hit women. I think it's wrong. Abuse in any form is terrible.

I got it. Okay? I got it. So I'm watching the Ray Rice video. And there was quite a bit of talk. about how she was the abused wife. And a lot of people have lived through that in their life. Well, you know what?

I've lived through that too. And it's horrible. And for a kid, it sucks. Okay? It sucks. No child ever. should have to see their dad or any male beating up on their mother ever. Okay?

It never goes away. It never leaves you. Okay? That having been said, when a female is a abused spouse, I'm sure there is exceptions because there's exceptions to every rule most of the time

they're cowering right they're back they oh I shouldn't have said that because that sets him off I should have said that I should have stacked those dishes better I should have not said that I should have not worn the stress I know he doesn't like it but I like it

but I shouldn't have worn it because he doesn't like it that set him off I shouldn't have said, boy, that was fun when I knew he didn't like it, that set him off. Cowering, right? Watch the Ray Rice video. And they're arguing, fighting. You see the lady, the other lady that, I don't know, hopefully the investigation knows who she is, but she's at the hotel, the casino, and she's looking at them.

She's walking by, like those two are hollering and screaming at each other. And in the very beginning of the video, the wife, Janay, she kind of, I don't know, doesn't push him or dismisses him with the hand and walks toward the elevator. And then when they get in the elevator, she, you know, is walking toward him. They're arguing. She isn't scared of him. And, you know, obviously, she should have been. But it just kind of let me to believe that, you know, maybe this wasn't a whole, maybe this was. was an argument, a fight between a husband and a wife,

or, you know, boyfriend and fiance, I got it, you know, going to be your husband and wife. And just, you know, the whole, now Ray Rice is this huge abuser. And should he be in trouble for what he did? You know, I'm going to do the disclaimer, just like everybody else. He has it. It's wronged in a woman. It should have never ended the way it should.

And boy, how horrible it was. I know. I know. It was bad. It was bad. And he's an NFL football player. Trust me, I know what it's like to be around NFL football players. I know. They're big. They're strong. And they know how strong they are. Believe me. They know. So was it? Yes. Who's wrong? No question. But to consider it long-term abuse, spousal abuse, spousal abuse. I mean, we kind of got to go by what she says, right? We've got to go by what the wife says. And now we're going to completely kind of put aside what actually happened. Put aside what actually happened. And we're going to go after the NFL and Roger Goodell for not being as horrified in the beginning as they are in the end.

Um, okay. Why? Just because you want to continue the story? I mean, how about we, I don't know, talk about the Christians getting massacred in the Middle East. How about that? Now, I don't want to talk about that. That's too horrific. No.

No. No? No. Oh, we talk about the possible. that the terrorist group that wants to kill us can just come right into the border any time they want. No. We're not going to talk about that. We're going to talk about that bastard Roger Goodell.

I can't take it. First, he only suspended him for two games. Then, then, then he saw the video and suspended him, you know, forever. Never. Definitely. That bastard. Come on. Really? That's where we're at. Okay. Okay. And then we're all, we've already convicted breaking news yesterday. Adrian Peterson indicted. Another NFL player. Now, he was indicted. What was? Apparently he beat his kid. Disciplined his kid with a switch. And I saw some of the pictures last night. The pictures, you know, might have gone too far. Might have gone too far.

I will say that the pictures seemed a little fresh. The story is that he was staying with Adrian in Texas, and then the mom goes back to Florida, right? Florida or Minnesota. And then takes pictures because it takes him to the doctor. But the pictures I saw, the marks, looked kind of fresh. Anyway, I'm not saying that the mother of the child would lie. That would be wrong. It just looked a little fishy. That's all I'm saying. Let's not convict the man.

He was indicted. Let's let the case go. Shall we? Okay. Because there's bigger chicken to fry. Okay, I am a huge fan of Chick-fil-A. How about you? Yes? No? I mean, some of the tremendous chocolate shakes in the country that are made by Chick-fil-A. You want a chocolate shake that tastes great. Chick-fil-A.

I'm telling you, they know how to make a chocolate shake. And if you go, like everybody, Sonic has 8 million different shakes. I know they do. And they're good. But the chocolate is not as good as the Chick-fil-A chocolate shake. Feathers have been ruffled, though, in California's Ventura High School, where principal this week banned the football booster club from selling Chick-fil-A sandwiches

for fears that people may be offended. Oh, my gosh, no. No. People are going to be offended because the school is selling Chick-fil-A sandwiches. Now, Chick-fil-A gives the school. Gives the school these sandwiches to sell. And let me repeat, gives, okay, to the event so that they can sell the chicken sandwiches to make money

to buy football uniforms, to spend for travel expenses, to purchase things so they don't have to charge the team. Oh, my God, those horrible people. Horrible. Now, they believe that principal Val Wyatt's ban has less to do with the poultry that maybe, well, I don't know, her political stance on gay rights because the students of Ventura High School and their parents would be at the event. I didn't want them on campus.

So this is just another example. Another beautiful example of those that preach inclusivity and diversity. and we all need to get along and how come how come you're just so reprehensible are being the least inclusive and the least diverse of all ain't it always the case?

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So I'm watching this story last night. And I'm just fascinated by it. We see 3D printing going on for everything in today's world now. And, I mean, you can 3D print everything. And so they've got these kids that are born without hands or they got it in an accident. And it's really adults, too, but the story is on these kids. So this guy in Grand Rapids, Michigan, who volunteers his time for enabling the future. And I don't know what else they're involved in.

So don't start with me. Okay. This, I'm just talking about this particular story. I mean, enabling the future might be a, you know, United Nations horrible thing. I don't know. But for this story, they're good. Okay? This guy creates, with his 3D printer, these superhero prosthetics that are so cool.

They're the Iron Man Claw and it's such a cool thing. So they, this kid, and the story is based around this, those three-year-old. kid in Hawaii who's born without a hand and he's got a sister who's uh has both hands so they send him an iron man prosthetic and he puts it on and does he reach out and touch his parents does he reach out and grab his father his sister first thing he does is hold his own hand He's like, oh my gosh, I can put my hands together. Amazing. Amazing.

He's so happy. It's so fantastic. The story, I'll tweet it out, at Jeffrey MRA. Fantastic story, helping these kids out. I know that, okay, he's got the Wolverine Clause. Okay, so they Velcro on and off. so they can wear it to school. He's not going to school with the Wolverine claws.

I got it. But this guy is 3D printing for out of Grand Rapids, Aaron Brown. And he's doing it obviously for enabling the future, an organization, helping these kids out. And they sent it to these kids, at least this kid. They sent it the story that they did in the story. I'm going to tweet out at Jeff E.M.R.A. I'll put it up on Facebook, too, Jeff Fisher.

For free. And the look on these kids' faces are fantastic. So when you start thinking about how bad 3D printing is and can it do any good, know that it can do good. It can do good. 888, 933-93 is the phone number. We've got an amazing stories left to go today, stuff to get to. Never mind, you know, I know the president is having a tough time getting that coalition together.

Really? But you're still got to have a coalition, though, because you have to have a coalition. If you don't have a coalition, then you have to take full responsibility for something. And, boy, we can't have that, can we, Mr. President? No. Whatever you do, don't take full responsibility for anything. Agonizing. Why did I even mention that?

Because now I'm really pissed. I'm thinking about the president and his whole ISIL campaign. Oh my gosh, I got to take a break, but we'll be back at the top of the hour. Just listen to the news, relax a little bit. We'll be back because, you know, yeah, just go, go. Have some calls. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

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How is you? 888-9-33-93 is the phone number 888-90333-33-33-33. Is the phone number if you'd like to participate. Texas's decision to deploy National Guard troops along its border with Mexico is unpleasant and reprehensible. Those are the words of Mexican President Anderrique, Penaedito. Hey, Mr. President. Mr. President Andrique, want to know what's unpleasant and reprehensible? Do you?

Do you want to know what's unpleasant and reprehensible? Today is 166, the 166 day that Andrew Tamarisi as in one of your jails for making a wrong turn from the United States and ending up in your country. Perhaps. Perhaps. When you let him free,

we'll rethink our deployment of National Guard troops along the border. But it sounded good. There's no way. I mean, you just stop letting people through your country from other countries. Which they've done, I believe. I believe they have done a little bit, so we're good for a while.

But how about we let Andrew go? How about that? And how about this administration of the United States of America slapping down Enrique? He's having lunch in California. He's dining all over this country. How about we say, hey, Prez Enrique, go down to the jail yourself and bring Andrew back to the U.S. Then maybe we'll talk to you.

Until then, have a nice day. I mean, that's just me. That's just me. And there's a fantastic story. Before I get, I saw the story earlier in the week, the smartest of the dumbest states, and I was just fascinated by it. So I'll share it with you. You can know if you live in one of the smartest or dumbest states.

I mean, I'm sure you live in the smart states. Me? I'm not so sure. every year on 9-11 this lady Eastringer Keith posts this picture that she found at Ground Zero

and it's a wedding photo and it's a beautiful joy it's she says look it's a beautiful joyful moment captured in time and it was such a contrast to what I saw at Ground Zero so

if I had a relationship to 9-11 and I wanted to keep it safe until I could return it to its owner. And she posted every year hoping that someone will say, hey, that's me. So you can go to glenbeck.com or I'll tweet it at Jeffie MRA or Facebook at Jeff Fisher. And you can see the photo. Maybe you know.

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You heard me. You know what you're doing. So you live in a smart state or a dumb state? This is according to information compiled by the website, info, please. Okay. And apparently the Gulf is widening between male college graduates and female graduates with bachelor's degrees. Number 10, smart state, Minnesota. I actually, it's so funny, there's a couple of, there's a couple of.

couple here in Texas that has that moved here from Minnesota. They still have a place in Minnesota. So it is the 10th smartest. And he's, you know, I guess he's pretty smart. I found this interesting. The 10,000 lakes is home to 31 of the top 1,000 publicly traded companies in the country. Target, super value, best buy. The world famous Mayo Clinic is there. As of 2006, six, you know, a number of years ago. Now, more than 90% of seniors in Minnesota public school system graduated. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

The number ninth, smartest state in New Hampshire. Average household medium income, $63,000. The eighth, New York. Really? Eh, get out of the city, I guess. Number seven, Vermont. I love Vermont. Now, Vermont is quite a.

a liberal state, but it's beautiful and it's gorgeous there. And the town of Bennington is beautiful. Home to Hemmings Motor News. Fantastic. Gorgeous, love it. Six smartest, Virginia, of course. They've worked for the government. I'll think they're smarter than everybody in to begin with, but they're only six.

Ha, ha, ha. Fifth is New Jersey. Really, New Jersey? Stop. Household 69. A median household income as of 2013, $69,667, which is second in median household income. And that will get you an apartment in New Jersey. So that's not bad.

Number fourth, Connecticut. Of course. Of course. The third smartest, Maryland, all East Coast, Maryland, yes. Second smartest. Ooh, Colorado. And you can smoke pot there now, too. That's kind of good.

And in 2010, the third best state for business in the country, according to CNBC. So Colorado, nice. I might have to go visit my brother. I promise I won't smoke any pot because I'm not smoking anything yet. The smartest state of the country.

Massachusetts. Great. Great love. Northeast pusses, except for Colorado. And Colorado, probably all the Northeasters live there. The dumbest states in the country on the Blaze Radio Network. Do you live in a dumb state? I don't know, do you?

The 10th dumbest state in the nation. Tennessee. Tennessee. Tennessee is the 10th dumbest. unbelievable. Now, I'm telling you, the state has over 82,000 farms, and over half of that is cattle. Fortune 500 companies, FedEx, AutoZone, International Paper, Memphis is where they are as their hubs. Nashville, of course, is, you know, country music.

Tennessee might not be a bad place to live, and it's beautiful state, but it's the 10th Demos. The 10th dumbest. It's just not the dumbest. Ninth dumbest, Oklahoma. You know, I recently spent some time in Oklahoma. It is beautiful. Beautiful. We have some friends that own some property in Oklahoma,

which is from Dallas is like an hour and a half away. It's unbelievable. It doesn't feel, you know, it feels like you're in Dallas, Texas, and Texas is this huge state, but we're in North Texas. So, I mean, we're so close. You don't think about being so close to Oklahoma. And if you're from Texas, you don't really like Oklahoma. I mean, you've never liked Oklahoma.

I have a good friend of mine who's born and raised Texas. He doesn't like living where he lives. He lives just outside of Dallas as well. And he says he doesn't like to be that far north because I still smell Oklahoma. But that's just Texans. Me, I think Oklahoma was beautiful. Gorgeous. Such a hills, beautiful, an hour and a half out of Dallas.

Acres, you go out there, you hunt. Beautiful. Beautiful. That's the ninth dumbest state in America. The eighth dumbest state, Indiana. Indiana. Wow, Indiana. 32nd on the median income, too, $46,974.

Woo. That's amazing. It hasn't been to Indiana in a long time. Used to cut through Indiana going to Missouri from Florida. Just a short little glass. Alabama. Alabama, the seventh dumbest state in the country. I haven't been to Alabama in a long time.

Median household income, $41,000. It's pretty. Alabama's pretty. I don't know that, you know, I live in Alabama. It's pretty drive-thru. You see it. Spent some time there. Although, I will say, the best outback steakhouse in America that I've eaten at is in Alabama.

Right by Auburn University in Opel. Alabama. The Outback Steakhouse there, tremendous. When they were recruited, now it's been a number of years because they were recruiting my son to play football for them. And so we were there visiting and we ate at the Outback Steakhouse. Tremendous. Sixth Dumbus State, the country, Nevada. Nevada, the sixth dumbest, really. In a weird, Nevada, six Dumbus. What the state Harry reads from? Fifth dumbest, Louisiana.

Wow. Louisiana, the sixth dumbest state in America. I wonder why. The fourth dumbest state in the land, Kentucky. Kentucky. Kentucky's beautiful. I don't understand that. Kentucky's livestock, six Fortune 500 companies,

Humana, Yom Brands, Ashland, Omnicare, General Cable, Kindred Health Care, Kentucky. Nice. The fourth dumbest state in the land. The third dumbest state in the land, Mississippi. Mississippi is beautiful. Last time we drove through Mississippi, last time I was in Mississippi, obviously you passed through driving to Florida if you drive from Texas.

We spent some time in Mississippi when we moved to Texas. and we just got, you know, we spent some time, and it was one of our veering off roads to go through Mississippi for a while. It was beautiful. I mean, it was gorgeous. And don't forget, the MI, Crooked letter, crooked letter I, crooked letter I,

humpback, humpback, eye state is the third dumbest state in America. The second dumbest state in America, Arkansas. All these states I spent to Arkansas, we were just there, mining for diamonds on vacation in Arkansas. And we met the people we met there were nice. That's because you're dumb, too, Jeff. It's the second dumbest state in America, Arkansas. And the number one dumbest state in America,

which I'm proud to say I have not spent any time there, is West Virginia. West Virginia, the dumbest state in America. This is The Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Yes, it is. And it's on right here at the Blaze Radio Network.

888-90-3-33 is the phone number. Michael Pelka coming up immediately following this broadcast. Canaan Cup, Chris Celcito, Mike Slater, Joe Pags. That is the Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network. Never mind the Monday through Friday stuff. Yeah. Okay. So we got Doc Thompson.

Big deal, Glenn Beck, so, Buck, Sexton, so. Jay Severin, big whoop, Pat and Stu, in the Fives, so. Talking about Saturday, this show, Jeff Fisher's show, Michael Pelka, and, you know, those other dingleberries? Yeah, Saturday's lineup on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher, Michael Pelka, and the other dingleberries. So my wife reads me this story last night.

And, you know, I'm kind of with the guy. Of course I am. And she's pissed. So this college coach has to move a game because his daughter is getting married. Now, okay. The dad is a football coach. Okay. She knows the dad is.

Daddy's a football coach. Hello, that's what he does. She decides that she's going to get married September 20th. I mean, hello, it's football season? You're smarter than that? Now, he has to change, and of course, look, it's Wagner College.

Do you know where that is? I didn't either. But it's like Division III. So does it count as football? Well, of course it does. Of course it counts. It's football. Football counts. Wherever you go in life, football counts. But the other coach is from Indiana or Illinois or some other

bougie Division III team. And he says, we're happy to change the dates. I bet you are. We had the date open, so we thought we'd change it. Uh-huh. Okay. But this guy is the coach, okay? He's there. He's the coach and the athletic director. He's worked there for 30 years. So she either, Daddy is just ignoring.

the heck out of her for years. And she's like, okay, I'm going to get married, and I'm going to get married during football season. And just to piss him off, because I want my dad's attention. And that's the way it is. And it worked. You got her attention, got his attention. Now, I guess you could say the smart thing was that she kind of, she may have been smart enough to realize that she gave, you know, kind of an out. there was a week off here or there

that he could kind of work it out with the other team because it did work out, obviously. But if he couldn't have moved that game, what do you do? Do you, does he not show up for the game? Does he show up for the game and leave early to make it to the wedding? Does he say, hey, I'll be there after the game.

I love you, but, you know, hello, you knew it was football season. did you, you know, I'll walk you down the aisle after the game, or do you just miss the game? Now, I, and here's the quote, there's been a golden rule in our family. Once football season starts, my wife and my family, they go to the games, we do nothing else. So maybe that particular rule was the rule that set the done,

daughter off. Dad, screw you. I'm getting married during football season. This has been my entire life. I am tired of it. But, come on.

Come on. The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Fisher. Hey, that's me. Wow. 888-90-3033-93 is the phone. number. So many of us have children. And I see a post here from Mommy Blogger. Why I want my sons to

see me naked. In a blog post on the front page of the Huffington Post, a blogger reader Templeton reveals that she wants her four relatively young sons to see her naked. Why? If she doesn't show them her naked body, then their first images of a naked woman could be the impossibly perfect physique in those magazines or those movies. Boy, do I hate that. And what woman could ever live up to them? I don't know. Maybe we could find fun.

No, it's just joking. I'm almost with her on this. I understand her point completely. But it just sounds creepy, doesn't it? I mean, you know, I want my kids to see me naked. I mean, I know, I know. Kids see their parents naked. I got it.

Do I think it's okay? Yes. At some point, you reach a point where it's not okay. At some point, even the kids realize, you know what, I don't want my folks to see me naked anymore. You know what? Mom, close the door, okay? Dad, put some pants out. I mean, come on.

Doesn't that happen? I don't want to do to them or any women. They might happen to see naked in the future the disservice of telling them that saggy boobs are bad, or that a little bit of flab is something to be ashamed of. I want them to know that this is the norm. Not the nip-tucked and digitally enhanced images they're going to be bombarded with. Sure, they'll gawk at those bouncy boobies and flat stomachs and perky butts, but I have hope that deep down inside,

they'll know that it isn't the standard to which they should hold women's bodies, like, ever. There will come a time when I cover up when they're around. I'm sure at some point I'll hear, ugh, mom, put some clothes on, or that they'll learn to knock before barging into the bathroom, which sounds heavenly I'm not going to lie. But until then,

I'll let them run their fingers along my stretch marks and grin and bear it, and then they squeal with delighted laughter at the way my butt jiggles when I walk across the room to grab a towel. because while they're young, I want to plant the seed. So when they're older and their wives say, I wish my thighs were smaller, they don't say, Me too.

I mean, no, that's, they don't say, they're perfect just the way they are. Stop it. I know, I know. It's beautiful. But I got it. Okay. Thanks, Mommy Blogger, for,

Bringing us all back to earth. Okay. So, I'm watching one of the programs that I DVR to watch the other night. And we're fast forwarding through the commercials. But I kind of, I don't super fast forward. I kind of like slow fast forward. Slow fast forward. You can quote me on that.

And because I kind of like to keep an eye on the commercials because I love to see them. You know, sometimes there's new commercials. And I like to, you know, keep myself up at what new ads are out and what's going on, and I see one. And I think, and I fast forward, I'm talking, what was that? And I rewind it. And this is what I saw. On the screen, it says we're on a mission to support the millions,

who may need a different kind of underwear. It's called Underwarness, and it starts with us. This was by depend employees. Underwear Underwareness Holy crap I don't know that I'm ready for this but the dependent employees

say that I must be How many people may need a different kind of underwear Over 65 million So we're dropping our pants Come on Americans They're younger than you think Truth be told nearly half a under 50

That's not old So drop your pants for a social cause and charity It's called underwear Is it? Is it? Is it? I'm dropping up for underwarness. So wake your hands in the end. Yeah.

Just drop your fancy for underwarness. Spread the work through the world around every bend. Here's a great new cause. Coming at you from the pen. Let's do this. Almost sounds not real. But. No matter what they say, we're just keeping it real.

A different kind of underwear is no big deal. Drop your pants in solidarity. Wow. Friends and family Underwareness is the movement that will set them free I can't take that. Go to Depends.com. Actually, it's Depend.com.

Depend.com. And you can see all their ads for underwarness. I don't know that I'm ready to completely walk around with just my underwear's on. My Depend underwear on. Now, regular underwear. I mean, who doesn't walk around like that all the time, right?

We just got done talking about that. Hello. Of course you do. 65 million, that's their numbers? 65 million have some sort of bladder leakage issues. Okay. If you say so, depends. But if you can go to Depend.com, you can drop you too.

You too can drop. your pants for underwarness and show your support. You too can drop your pants for underwarness. We have got a tremendous amount of stories to get to on Twitter Blast today. Wow. I mean, there are stories abounding all week long on Twitter blast. The Netflix Revolution has changed the TV landscape. Boy, that's a fact, right?

No kidding. If you have Netflix, you are a fan of the way they do it and the way they've done it, and they have 50 million subscribers worldwide. A huge fan of Netflix. The judge at Oscar Pistoris trial found him guilty. Culpable homicide. That is in South Africa, if you're not keeping track. He is the South African athlete with no legs. and culpable homicide in South Africa as manslaughter.

He was convicted also of a firearm charge, and he killed his girlfriend, shot her. And he claimed by mistake. And some of that they believed. They believe we have DNA for Jack the Ripper. Great. Hears. Right? Really?

Matter? No. A man allegedly cooked dog and FedEx. to his girlfriend. I love Twitter Blast. You can go do your own homework if you want. I don't care. But the headlines are just tremendous.

You only have 140 characters. I mean, it's Twitter blessed. Let's go. Hello. And, of course, I'll tweet some of these and put them up at my Twitter account at Jeffie MRA. At Jeffie MRA.

Tampa General Hospital said data was compromised. What? Another hospital with patient information compromised. Now they're claiming, hey, it was someone, just a worker, and a lot of the information wasn't compromised. It was a very small amount of information on a few hundred patients. Oh, oh, well, that makes it better then. Don't worry about it then. It's fine, right? Makes it a lot better. Rob Ford, withdrawing from the Toronto mayor's race, that is very disappointing. Very disappointing. He's got some kind of tumor in his abdomen. Really?

8,000 pounds smoking crack and drinking booze and out hooking around with hookers and he's got a tumor. Sorry, Rob. You will be missed, though. You will be missed. There's no question about that. Ukraine slams Putin. Cease fire again under strain.

There are reports already that we have started firing again in the Ukraine. Pope Francis, Twitter blast, Breaking News, Pope Francis says the spad of conflicts around the globe are effectively piecemeal Third World War. That, I don't think, I don't think a lot of people could argue with that. 18-year-old YouTube star says her videos do so well that she doesn't need a real job. Just the thought there, 18-year-old YouTube star, that is your job. And of course, time is running out.

Tell the Senate, I don't know that it will matter one iota of a little bit. Tell the Senate to prevent new taxes on our internet access. That works out for you. Okay. Seriously, let me know how that works out for you. The Pentagon. Twitter blast, two Navy jets crashed into the Pacific Ocean. One pilot is missing.

The high school shooter, T.J. Lane. escaped from prison, he's back in custody. One other, he escaped with three other prisoners in Ohio, and one is still on the loose. They found him. He is the kid that killed people and was unremorseful in court by giving all the family members the finger and telling him to F off all during court.

I guess if you're going to go out, you might as well go out big, right? You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Forer. Thanks for being here today on the Blaze Radio Network. Michael Pelka coming up right after this broadcast.

Apparently he's going to crank up Mike Rowe. So that should be good. And we'll see if, you know, maybe if Mike has some guts, maybe he'll ask Mike Rowe if he's one of the 65 million that have, bladder leakage issues. It needs to where it depends. It's possible. I doubt it.

I doubt it. But it is possible. It is possible. More on the Twitter blast manufacturer error caused gummies, gummy bears, to be shipped out to kids in the shape of a male appendage.

Oh my gosh. I wish I could buy these. I wish I could buy these. According to stuff, a New Zealand-based company. Huge recall. Packs of Dragon's Sweets Gummies. Mixed up with penis-shaped gummies.

Oh. Mark Sanford. Twitter blast. We'll finish up, wrap up this broadcast with some more Twitter blast stories because there's a couple of good ones left. Mark Sanford calls off the engagement to his Argentine soulmate. Oh, no. Times are tough.

The first wife is a little pissed. and she's No relationship can stand forever this tension of being forced to pick between the one you love and your own son or daughter for this reason. Belin and I have decided to call off the engagement. Oh, my gosh. Maybe there'll be another chapter when water's calm with Jenny.

But for right now, Jenny is really pissed. The wife is not happy in causing havoc. So, Mark, and the soul. are not doing well. The tweet on 9-11 from the First Lady did not go over good. Did you see this? Do you read about this at the paper? The President and Flutus joined a million.

This is the tweet. And don't forget, you're in the middle of Twitter blast on the Jeff Fisher show. The President and Flotis joined millions to hashtag remember 9-11 with service by assembling backpacks with at-kabooam volunteers. Now, I mean, it's nice and everything, but people were all wound up over the at-kabum. 9-11, at-kabom. Thanks, Mrs. Obama.

Hey, President of Mexico. Why don't you let Sergeant Tamarisi go, huh? Day 166, let him go. Be nice of you. Maybe we've got something to talk about. Ted Cruz, Twitter blast. The headline is Ted Cruz booed off stage at an event hosted by a Christian organization. It was, you know, Palestinian Christians.

And he really wasn't booed off stage. They booed him when he was talking about standing with Israel and standing with Israel. And, you know, you need to stand with Israel. That's just the way it is. And they booed him. And he said, he talked them down. He said, if you. can't stand with Israel, then I can't stand with you.

And he left. That's tremendous. That takes some colonies. Okay? So it was in the defense of Christians' organization, and they gave him a hard time because they didn't want him to talk about standing with Jews and standing with Israel and the Jews, and forget it. He was having none of it and kept his ground.

That's tremendous. And then we have the Saudis purport, my favorite headline on Twitter blast. Saudi Arabia will grant U.S. request for anti-IS training program. Oh, that is special. Maybe we can all get together. You guys stop it, okay? You guys stop it. All right.

That's it for the Jeff Fisher program today. Thanks for being here. Oh, my gosh. Has anyone told you yet that you look great today? well you do I mean it you look great except

you're gonna wear that all day but you're not really gonna wear that all day are you okay then whatever you know what it looks good on you talk again soon be safe

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