Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - "Don't Fight It, Live It" 2/26/16

Episode Date: February 27, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks about the pricey Oscar 'swag bags' and how "Vampire Breast Lifts" will be next big trend. Jeffy also discusses Astronaut Scott Kelly's #YearInSpace and how he's excited for what scientific advances will come from his journey. Plus, talking to strangers, feeling old & over it and 'buff' diet tips! All that & more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRA Like Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. So we have a plethora of stories, information, stuff for you today. However, just let me say that I'm driving in listening to George Norrie coast-to-coast AM. And I hadn't listened to George in quite a while. And apparently, Edgar. Grimsley died.

I want to say rest in peace, Ed, because you're one of my favorite coast-to-coast guests over the years. And if you don't know who Ed Grimsley was, he was the pioneer of the night vision goggles for UFO research. He believed that he saw, I'll call them UFOs, battling, having warfare in space with his night vision. vision goggles. Tremendous. I've never witnessed it. I didn't go to one of his night viewing parties. I wish I would have.

They played one of the last interviews of him talking about the third generation night vision goggles that he'd created and the lasers that he uses to point out the UFOs. And George Norrie backed him up saying he had actually done one of the night vision parties and witnessed the UFOs battling it out in space. And I am so disappointed that I never got to go to one of the night viewing parties with Ed. But I promise you, Ed, your life and death will not be in vain for me. Because I will do that someday. And those of you thinking, are you out of your mind?

It's very possible. It's very possible. But he's one of my favorite coast-to-coast guests. over the years. There are several that are tremendous guests on coast to coast. So just, you know, George Norrie, Ed Grimsley, stories I'm driving in as what's out my mind. We could talk to the presidential election if you want.

I mean, it's agonizing. You know it. You know it's agonizing. Ugh. And, you know, we have Trump, we've got Cruz, we've got Rubio, got Kasich, and we've got Carson. right? If you caught the last debate, you know how agonizing it is. And Frank Luntz, with his focus groups from the debate,

his people said Rubio 1, then Trump, then Kasich, then Cruz, then Carson. Boy, do I disagree with that. I disagree with the Trump and Kasich. But there you have it. Now, yesterday, Donald Trump in Fort Worth, Texas, right here in my neck of the woods, I know, I'm sorry I didn't go. I apologize. I did have an opportunity to go see Trump and or Marco Rubio, who was in town. Marco was in Dallas.

I didn't go see him. I apologize. But yesterday, Donald Trump got the big endorsement, the huge endorsement of Chris Christie. Does it do him any good or doesn't hurt him? Because in my world, it hurts him. Chris Christie in August, in August. Now, he was running for president then, Jeff, or he was thinking about it. I know.

But in August, he said Trump is not suited to be president. So a liar endorsed a liar. That's only fair, right? And in his speech yesterday, Donald Trump said one of the things I'm going to do, let me quote Donald. One of the things I'm going to do, and I've never said this before, but one of the things I'm going to do is, if I win, is I'm going to open up our libel laws so that when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. This is the guy, the frontrunner. The frontrunner.

Right? So then, yesterday on social media, Twitter in particular, trending and still trending as we speak globally. I would just double check that for you right now, make sure that it's still trending as we speak.

week. It was trending number one when I sat down this morning. And it's still trending number one, the hashtag trend of never Trump. Hashtag never Trump trending in the United States right now. And let's see if it's still, let's see if it's trending globally. Because it was trending. It was trending globally. But in the United States for sure. It's trending. That's not coming up. Great internet service here in the internet building of the Mercury Radio Arts building. Now, we also had our president, Barack Hussein Obama speaking yesterday.

Okay. What do you think he said? Do you think he said, I'll give you a, go ahead, take a shot? Nope. You know what he said? He said, anyone who says we are not absolutely better off today than we were seven years ago, they're not leveling with you. They're not telling the truth.

By any significant measure, we are better off. None of this was an accident. That's our president. Barack Hussein Obama. Anyone who says we're not absolutely better off than we were seven years ago, they're not leveling with you. They're not telling you the truth. By any significant measure, we are better off. None of this was by accident.

Okay. Okay. That's why I just look. And he'll say that he'll cite his studies here in the U.S., which are, based on false numbers. No question. The numbers that he uses are not the right numbers. And he knows that.

He knows it. But Jeff, what else is you going to say he's the president? I don't know. Maybe he could tell us a little bit of the truth, but we know better than that. Right. We've had seven years of that. We've had seven years of that. And now we've got, you know, Donald Trump leading the field of the GOP presidential candidates.

And, you know, I mean, all he wants to do is raise taxes, have tariffs, pro-planned parenthood, treats women like crap. That's it, though. That's it. Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. The world is better off. ISIS is just, I don't know, killing and abducting Christians.

That's all. Isis, you know what? They did do something really cool, though. they have launched their first official Android app. Yeah. So now we've got ISIS radio. And now they've got their official ISIS Android app. That's pretty cool, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. And what's good that we're not, of course we're better off because the administration has now changed the rules to welcome immigrants with STDs. There's three specific SDDs that you can still get in the country if you've got. and not long ago they said oh if you have age yeah no problem HIV no problem you can come in to it's fine not it's not a big deal now don't worry about it's fine come out in bring it into the country no problem i mean seriously anyone who says we're not absolutely

better off than we were seven years ago they're not leveling with you they're not telling you well I do know that someone is not telling me the truth sir and we've done some tests we've shown off our new stealth bombers we're trying to show a little bit of muscle the world knows we're not going to draw any red lines well we may draw them but they're not going to count so I see a story about the 14 best places to go

if the world is going to end because you all thought about it what am I going to do? Have you given up? Have you decided, look, I'm going, I'm where I'm at, and I'm going to try to make it as best I can, but, you know, that's it. I'm not going to try to go anywhere else or, you know,

if it starts falling apart, I can, I've got a special place I can run to. I'm sure many people will feel that way. But according to this story, there are 14 places to go that are the best to be when the world starts collapsing. Now, some of them, I think, okay, I buy that. I buy that, no problem. You know, they've got Iceland, the Isle of Lewis, which, I mean, the Isle of,

Lewis this time of year. Burn. Cape Town. Cape Town is actually beautiful. I don't know that I believe that it's a great place to be when the world falls apart. However, I actually have been to Cape Town, and it is gorgeous. So, I mean, I could live there. They drive on the wrong side of the road there, though.

Very disappointing. Poonjak Jaya. I mean, who doesn't want to go to Punjak Jaya? Guam. My dad spent some time. in Guam during the war when he was in the military. I'll just let me leave you with, he always told me, why do you want to go any place else in the world?

Just stay in the United States. Everything you need is here. So I should tell you something about Guam. Chiang Mai, Necker Island. Two places in the Atlantic, actually. Necker Island and Tristan Dakuta. two big islands in the Atlantic, one north of Central Atlantic, and then Tristan is in South Atlantic. Teira de Vuego, down in the southern tip of South America, and then up in the Yukon.

And this, actually, these last two places that are listed on the list of places to go that would be stable and safe. makes me think that perhaps, just perhaps, the list isn't right. And maybe the people in Punjab Jaya are saying, no, why do people think this place is so great? I mean, we're just a little little punjok Jaya. But there's two places in the United States that are listed on this list of places that when the world falls apart you want to go to or be at. Denver and Kansas City.

The list might not be right. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. When our water heater broke down last month, it was a nightmare. It took five hours for the plumber to show up, and he charged us a couple of hundred bucks just to come out. Then it cost another $1,800 to put in the new water heater. By the time it was all said and done, I felt like I'd been taken. But what else could I do?

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Just call 1,800-6-86-39-10. That's 1-800-6-8-6-3-9-10. Again, 1-800-6-8-3-9-10. Call now. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it 888-90-33 is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. You know, we've had some cold weather here in Texas,

and I know you're saying, Craig, cry me a river, it's freezing here too. But my shoulder really hurts today. Just letting you know. So last week, I said I was going to give you a theory that I had. And it was brought on by a story that I had that talked about a new dating site that goes by scent. Right. Okay.

They received, if you wanted to be part of their dating site, you send in a t-shirt. and the site cuts them up into pieces, and when they send them to people, and you smell them, and they let us know, they let the site know which one you liked, and then you exchange contact information based on the scent of the shirt.

Okay? That's just in New York right now, so they're kind of beta testing the site. It doesn't collect any typical dating data, gender, age, sexual orientation. they got a lot of interest in it, of course they do. I mean, the analytical, you know, people are tired of the regular dating sites. And who isn't tired?

I mean, I'm just exhausted using the traditional dating sites. Right? Having to actually look at a picture. Wow. I hate it. I hate having to look at a picture of someone and saying, I might like that person. Just by looking at them? No.

I want to smell them too. However, I believe that this actually is not that bad of an idea. It kind of ties into my theory that I've had for a long time. I want to just say that this is a Jeff Fisher Scientific Theory. You take that with you heard me. It's a Jeff Fisher Scientific Theory. But women do go on scent. Whether they know it or not.

Okay. If you look back throughout history of your life and you hear the stories, I mean, comedians have joked about it forever, about men going through droughts without girlfriends, right? The droughts, you haven't had a girlfriend. You had an end of a date. You're all alone. And then all of a sudden it talks about you feel like you go out on a date and then more. females want to go out on a date with you, right?

We've heard that forever, and many of us have seen it in action and seen it actually true. Once you get with a certain person, then pretty soon all these other people will stand in line wanting to go out. I believe that's because the other women for years, right? We've talked about how men are supposed to, you know, be fathers and have, you know, and create children and procreate and make the world a better place with more humans. It's in our DNA. So I believe that if you're in a drought, all right, and you haven't had a date, the women don't smell another woman on you. So they're not even interested in you. Something has got to be wrong with you.

Right? You're just, you're, you're, you're not interested in women. You're not interested in any kind of man or woman. You're just alone. And I don't want anything to do with you. When you go out on that date and you get that scent of another female on you, other females get that scent. get that scent. And they say, oh, other women want this man. There must be something there.

Now I want this man. That's the Jeff Fisher scientific theory of the scent. I can go into more and more detail if you'd like. You know, I'll have a special class. Maybe I'll run a special class and have people come in. We can talk about my scientific theory. I've got several scientific theories over the year. years, Jeff Fisher scientific theories over the years.

But that one in particular, just I believe that that's actually, I believe that one's fact. Don't doubt me. I'm telling you, look at it, look around, look around in your life. Think about your life. Think about your life. Think about your friends' lives. Think about it.

Think about it. And then you'll say to yourself, you know, the Jeff Fisher scientific theory is absolutely correct. You know it is. Another great, I've got so much more. Just stick around. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Michael Pelka coming up immediately following this broadcast today. I heard rumor. I'm not sure if it's true that there's a couple of possibilities for gifts. today if you listen to the pure Opelka on the Blaze Radio Network

immediately following this broadcast and I don't want to spoil any of the giveaways on my show. I heard and you know you take what you hear in the break room with a grain of salt if you'd like and no it's not the Opelca salt shakers although a tremendous idea and Mike you can use that if you'd like but I'm told in the break room that it's possibly either

this week is either going to be the pure opelca dental floss or oven mitts. Now, if it's the oven mitts, I didn't realize he even had those because I, you know, hell, I get those for the wife. But, or at least I'll attempt to win them for the wife. I wouldn't want him to just send me a pair of the Pure O'Pelka oven mitts. That would be too, too much to ask.

Okay, so remember Cecil the lion. Remember Cecil the Lion and the doctor, right, Walter Palmer, whose life we damn near ruined because he shot Cecil the lion with an arrow and then they killed him. And Cecil was just this beautiful lion in Zimbabwe. And never mind that all these other people go to Zimbabwe to kill lions and big game. Cease of the Lion was special, right? Uh-huh. And you people need to do something because this is wrong. It's just darn wrong. Well, it worked. Fewer hunters are going to Zimbabwe now. We've made it so that people don't want to go to Zimbabwe and go big game hunting. Okay. Well, now,

there's an overpopulation of lions. What? Yes. Yes. There's just two damn many lions. And so now they're going to have to kill them. Now we're going to have to kill them because there's too many. And remember that we talked about at the time that these lions were attacking people and people who live there were saying,

hey, it's a good thing that we keep them in check because they attack the villages. Right? Well, there you go. that's what happens. So now, when you see the picture of the god-awful little Cecil's, the 400 little ceasels are getting shot in Zimbabwe, it's horrible. Yeah, because there's too damn many of them. Okay?

Too damn many of them. Now, they're talking about having some kind of raffle tickets that they're selling to bring in some of the big game hunters. and bring them back. I think we should maybe, you know, I was thinking maybe we set up a go-fund-me page for Dr. Palmer and give him some money to go back and hunt Cecil too. Let him go lion hunting again. What do you think?

Do you think Dr. Palmer would do it? I bet he, I don't know that he would. I think about him. He probably wouldn't. If I'm him, crap, no. I'm just getting my feet back on the ground, my business back on the ground. People are fine. They may be leaving me alone a little.

There's probably some hangers. there's probably two ladies that bring a sign and walk up and down in front of his dental office still. Killer, killer. I'd like that. We should find that out. You know, perhaps we should have a Jeff Fisher reporter. Is there a reporter for the Jeff Fisher show? There should be. There should be. And it should be you. You are the reporters for the Jeff Fisher show. So if anyone is near Dr. Carson's place, or Palmer, not Carson. Dr. Carson.

I got his stupid name on my brain because he's still in the presidential race and he needs to go away. But that's a side note. He needs to realize that it's over and your little baseball analogy doesn't work, Doc. But the dentist, Walter Palmer, I'm sure there's people hanging on just giving him a hard time over that. Oh, my gosh. No. So just remember the next time you have a big uproar over some animal dying Because we're out there shooting them in another country

What happens cause and effect Okay, because now there's just too damn many lions Huh, amazing I wonder what could happen What could happen if there's just too many lions Huh Amazing Amazing

Amazing They've just brought down so made it look so bad that now we have extra lions to kill. So you could probably do it cheap, which would be fun. So I talked, I don't know, a few weeks ago about a guy that works here, Brian Noel, and his Brian Noel blog, his cute little blog at the Brian Noel blog.com. And so I get this email. saying a must read in my email. In my email box.

A must read. And it's a link to the Briannoll blog.com. And it says, do yourself a favor, talk with strangers. In parentheses and everyone else. So, you know, I know the person who sent me the email. All right. I'll read it. And I read it.

And you know what? He's right. Talk to strangers. and actually what he talks about in his, you can go there and I'll tweet it out and you can read the story yourself. But, you know, basically what he talks about is, hey, don't be afraid to talk to strangers.

And I am such a believer in that, it's unbelievable. And I've been doing it, you know, my whole life. But it's important. And a lot of people don't know how to act. And you know where they don't know how to act is in New York City in Manhattan because they're so used to people just going where they got to go.

And you look ahead, but you don't really look. You kind of just dodge other humans. Everybody just kind of doesn't look where, you know, they don't want to look anybody in the eye, afraid to actually look at someone. And you can know the tourists because the people at work there are never looking up at the buildings. They're just looking, dodging people on the sidewalks.

The people who are walking on the sidewalk are standing on the corner looking up. Those people don't live in Manhattan or work in Manhattan. Those are the people that are, oh, wow, look at that building. That is really big. I like that building. That one over there. That's the Chrysler building. And then you look down over there, that's the Empire State Building.

And then these buildings here. And, wow, look at that. That's tremendous. Insurance building and bank buildings. Well, I'd like to live here. No, you wouldn't. But while I was going in and out of Manhattan on a daily basis, I would talk to people. And, you know, I rode the train every day.

I knew the stupid conductors. You see their face. You talk to them. Until you start seeing people on the platform, the same people every day. How can you not talk to them? I mean, a lot of people don't. But, I mean, you have to. Yeah, I mean, I should repeat.

I have to. I have to because I see them every day. I'm not going to ignore a human being, another human being that I see every day. Or, you know, three or four times a week or whatever the case is. You have to know at least, hey, tough day at the office, huh? But in the city, in Manhattan, you people are taken aback when you talk to them. So this is what makes me actually want to do it even more because they are taken aback. And that is, you know, you'd be stopped.

I remember stopping next to one of the buildings that we worked in at the time. They were setting up a special, they had rented the place for a Christmas store stuff. And they were setting up to, it was the train, the trains, the whatever, the Lionel train store for Christmas. And they were setting them up and life in the train. I got to stop and watch them put up the big trains. And they had some great show pieces in the Lionel store. And, or the Lionel store. And I was standing there looking at another, you know, person comes up and looks at the window.

And I started talking to this person and the original was, hey, how are you doing? Man, that train is super cool. I'd love to have that. And I got this look like, are you? You're talking to me? you saying something to me and I just look like yeah it's a cool train right

yeah I love trains I wonder how long the store is going to be open well prizes over the holidays and you actually start a conversation so Brian is right don't tell him I said that though oh my God

oh I tell if he finds out that I said something about he's right Ooh. Could be in trouble. Somebody actually talks to him. Could be trouble. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

That it is on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. So in North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, to be exact, they passed a new law, allowing transgender people to choose public bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity. The City Council voted 7 to 4 to expand protections based on sexual orientation and gender identity. I'm pleased that Charlotte was sent a signal that we will treat people with dignity and respect even when we disagree, said Mayor Jennifer Roberts.

Before the meeting, several hundred people stood outside in wind-driven rain to protest the proposal, holding signs with messages such as No men in women's restrooms and keep kids safe. Materials given to the council ahead of the meeting cited some residents concerned that sexual predators would use the ordinance to gain entry to women's restrooms for assault or indecent exposure. But it also noted that staff researchers

hadn't uncovered any evidence of an increase in such crimes in cities with non-discriminatory ordinance. cities with non-discrimination ordinances. Really? Hmm. There's no increase. Now, let me say this.

If I feel like a woman tomorrow, do I get to use the woman's bathroom? Yes, you do. I feel like a man today, so I'll use the men's. And I feel like the women's. And then there's a picture of the all-inclusive bathroom for everyone. and we have seen the bathrooms in buildings that are, you know, family friendly where the mom or the dad or, you know, mom, dad and the kids can go in. You can change the baby's diaper, a little kid can go to the bathroom, that kind of thing.

So I wonder how much trouble you get in if I'm in Charlotte and there's a bathroom and I will send my family into that bathroom because, you know, my, wife and my daughter and heck even my son can identify as a woman that right now go into that bathroom just to use the bathroom he won't but it's a good line but i guarantee you that i am standing outside of that bathroom no one else is going in there while they're in sorry this bathroom is taken but it's a really big public bathroom i know and as soon as those two people that are in there come out you can go in, but I'm not letting you in right now. I don't trust you. How is trouble you get in?

What do you think? You get arrested. You for sure get fined. Security is probably called, right? Of course. Of course you did. South Dakota's got the bathroom bill, right? They're all, this is a big thing now.

People fighting saying yes, no, should I be able to go into this bathroom if I feel like a girl, I should be able to go in there if I want to. Because that's, I should be able to go in there if I want to. I feel like a guy today and I want to go into that bathroom I can. Okay. And I love the picture that they have. You know how you see the,

they have the generic United Nations man and the United Nations woman with the dress. and then they have for the transgendered, they have the United Nations half man, half dress. So that's, it's all inclusive. Well, I just want to remind you what our president said yesterday. If anyone who says we're not absolutely better off today than we were seven years ago, they're not leveling with you. They're not telling the truth.

right right man we are so much better off never mind the city of new york that wants to have a supervised injection facility for heroin addicts oh we are so much better off seriously so much better off

and those that proves it those last two stories prove just how much better off we really are this is the jeff fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now.

Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Sorry, I was just looking up the actual... I wanted to make sure I was singing the words right to the Toys R Us. commercial song. I now have that song in my head.

And so if you get it in your head today, you're welcome. I won't. I'm really close to just singing it on the air, but I won't because it's in my head and I have to get it out vocally. You know, when you have a song in your head, you've got to get it out. And I'm, I was singing during the top of the hour. It was breaking. Now it's really stuck in my head. I just want to say I don't want to grow up.

Welcome to the broadcast. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-903-33 is the phone number. Thank you so much for listening to the Blaze Radio Network. Mike Opelke, Pure O'Pelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. Little Best of, Jay Severin, right into Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags, all live, all today. All on this very Saturday. the 27th, 2016, where things are so much better than they have ever, ever been.

Now, we can talk a little Oscars if you want. I was looking at, for the best picture. And I've got a few to see yet. And I had a couple of the best pictures loaned to me, like Brooklyn and Room Spotlight. but I really wanted to see Reverend. I haven't gone to the theater to see that yet. And so I've got some movies to watch, but who cares? You know, I was looking at that.

I was going through the Oscars, and they really kind of ticked me off. And with their whole, there's not enough African Americans. And okay, I mean, I've had enough of them. They're eating their own. Now, there are some good actors that are up for awards. And perhaps, perhaps, maybe the African-American community could, I don't know, learn, you know, that they shouldn't, you know, get in some movies and act better.

I don't know. But that's not the way it's going to work, is it? No. No, it's not. So they're looking like it's, you know, probably you've got Cranston, DeCaprio, Damon, Fastbender, Eddie Redmayne for Best Actor. I mean, those are some big time actors. So good luck. And the best actress, Kate Blanchett, Brie Larson, Jennifer.

for Lawrence, Charlotte Rampling. I mean, good luck, God bless. And it's going to be Sunday night. And I love them. I love them. I know I'm a freak for these movies. I got it. But I don't know that I can take the Oscars anymore of the glad-handed and the back-slapping.

But I did love the story that showed all the stuff they get for free. From the 2016 Oscars Swag Bags, the nominee. gift bags, right? I mean, they're worth a couple hundred thousand, maybe more. But there's a, we looked, I was looking down the list, and there's a couple of big items. The year's worth of Audi car rentals, well, that's 45,000. A paid trip to Israel is 55,000. Walking tour of Japan, there's 54,000.

So you're already, you know, there's 100, you know, 100 to 1,000. and there's another couple big ones here. One more big one that got you up to about 200,000. So you're really only getting about 50,000 worth of usable stuff. What was the other big stuff? Oh, and you get 10,000 meal donations made to an animal shelter or rescue of their choice. So they give you a nice little tax right off for that. But a lot of this is...

Hayes dual vaporizer, personalized M&Ms, a lifetime supply of protein nourishing cream and cleansing bar. That's 31 grand right there. Wow. Tribute video services. The ultimate poor care cassette. I am a huge fan. I'm becoming a huge fan of skin care products. The Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum and Hair Follicle St.

That's what I want. I want the Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum and Hair Follicle Stimulant. Worth $193. 10 personal training sessions with Alexa Seltzky. You get a chapstick, $6. There better be a big chapstick. Better be a big container, a chapstick. Chocolatines, drunken fig cake bites.

Oh, doesn't that sound good? The Chocolatines, drunken cake. and fig cake bites. Oh, man. The dandy patch antiperspirus solution. Nice. Truzy earrings.

For 25 bucks? Come on. Come on. Come on now. You get the Fit Club TV Ultimate Fitness package. That's over $6,000. What? A three-day stay at the Golden Door Resort and Spa

in San Marcos, California. $4,800. Three-night stay at the Grand Hotel Excellier. Victoria and Sorrento, Italy, $5,000. Three-night stay at the Grand Hotel, Tarazzo and Lake Como, Italy, $5,000. See, okay, I'm a fan of those. I'll be willing to go there for two or three days.

But I'm sure you have to pay your way to get there. That's kind of disappointing. I wonder if I get to use my Audi rent-a-car in Italy, though. Huh? So you need to have a car. Signature vodka, $70. Slimware plates, $30. Steam a spa system.

$5,000. for the for the steamest spa system sundial powder coating I love the sundial powder coating oh blow dryers and flat irons the vampire breastlift yes I want to know what actually what that is we need to find out what that is the $125 wallet the 740 Park plastic surgery

$5,5,530 This is all part of the Academy Awards 2016 Oscar's swag bag The 740 Park Plastic Surgery for 5 grand You know I we've talked about this before I get the plastic surgery But you have to really be Vampire Breast Lift

You have to be really willing to stop Because what happens is you get one cut. We've talked about it before, and you look good. You think, wow, it looks okay, man. If I could just do maybe the other side and get down here, take care of a little bit of this.

And so you go for that. And then pretty soon you're like one cut away from clownface. And you see it happening with those. You see it happening with the actors and actresses and people that you know. they're just one cutaway from cloud face would you try the vampire breast lift

let's see what the heck this is I have to know that Dr. Ronald was also behind the injection of ooh ooh this doc injects something into the

women's private part to rejuvenate the G-spot of the vampire breast lift kit we've realized a few things about this world we'd like to introduce to the vampire breast lift but the idea which made famous one day

of the last one of the 50 minutes doesn't say what it is the good doctor draws patient's blood extracts pallet-rich plasma from their blood and then injects it back into their breasts if you'd prefer a more in-depth walk-through. Okay, so it takes your blood, extracts the pallet-rich plasma,

the PRP, in parentheses, from your blood, and then injects it back into your breasts. So it's the vampire breast lift. Yes, I want that. I mean, I think I need that, actually. I'm tired of my breast sagging. So, very important that.

that I get the vampire breast lift for 1900 bucks takes your blood takes out the PRP the pallid rich plasma

it will inject it back into your breasts Hollywood man I freaking love Hollywood okay what I really wanted to talk about well now I want to talk about well now I want to talk about the vampire breast lift kit for 1900 bucks because it sounds extraordinary.

And the doc also does some other things that fascinates me. And I may have to tweet that out at Jeff EMRA or put it up on my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio, maybe doing an Instagram shot, vampire breast lift kit on me at Jeff EMRA on Instagram as well. But I really wanted to talk about astronaut Scott Kelly. The guy has a couple days left in space. He's been in space for 334 consecutive days, and he was up there another time too, right?

And he's doing this test. And I've been following him, thanks to my wife, actually pointed it out to me a few months ago. He's been documenting his space on Instagram, his space day on Instagram and social media for NASA. And he's been up in the space station, and he's coming home. In a couple of days.

A man, do I want to talk to him? We're going to try to get him on the air. I really want to talk to Scott Kelly. There's a brother, a twin brother that stayed here on Earth. And they are doing the studies between the brother who stays on Earth and, you know, the other brother who has been in space for a year. And, you know, the differences and what we can do, and we're going to learn so much from these two on what the future will bring for us in space travel.

for the human body. And I don't know when he comes home if he's going to get the vampire breast lift kit. I mean, I don't know if that happens once you've been in space, but he said he's ready. He could stay up more. He said he was happy to stay up more.

But he wants to get home and jump in the pool. And he wants to get back home to Houston and jump in the pool. Now obviously he gets home, he's going to have, you know, all kinds of tests. to do and everything. But think about this. He said his time and space, this is a second stint.

He's actually tallied 520 days in space, which I think is a record. But he said it's somewhat of a harsh environment in this interview. You don't feel perfectly normal. There's a lack of running water. He compared the impact on personal hygiene to the effects of having been in the woods camping for a year. Boy, doesn't that sound good.

And the close quarters that are the inevitable result of being shut into a medium-sized house with five roommates. Almost half the time I've been here between sleeping and working on the computer I've spent in a box the size of a phone booth. That's the size of his crew quarters. Wow. And the biggest toll of this extra long work trip is the isolation. And it showed it. There was a picture that I saw. one of the pictures over the, you know, with the past year or whatever,

um, um, was them, uh, in getting ready to take off. And I thought, I don't know that I could do that. It felt like I was in the MRI machine again.

Just looking at that picture, felt like I was in the MRI machine again for my shoulder. Because I was about ready to freak out in that thing. I don't know if I could do that. But Scott Kelly does, he does, cumulative days in space. He's the man right now.

And, man, I hope I would love to talk to him. A Russian, oh, I see. Scott is good for the U.S., but a Russian has spent 14 months in the space station. So, Scott, I mean, what are you doing, man? Stay up another year. Let's go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show. I don't want to grow up. I'm a toys or us kids. There's a million toys or us that I can play with. Oh, we're back. Sorry. 888-90-033 is the phone number. Welcome to it on the Blaze Radio Network.

So, look, one of the things that we all suffer with is a weight and being overweight. So when I see these stories, it fascinates me about, remember when Oprah took over Weight Watchers, and you thought, well, the stock went through the roof and you thought Oprah was going to save them and Oprah Weight Watchers? And no, she has not saved them.

They've gone down. Active subscribers are down. Fourth quarter revenue decreased 17%. so Oprah can't save Weight Watchers either. And why? Because people have had enough. People have had enough of it. I mean, I know I got it.

We're overweight. We need to lose weight. I lost a bunch of weight with simple to lose.com. I lost a bunch of weight with it. And I've gained a bunch back, and I still haven't gained as much back as I was. Trust me. I was 1,000.

Then I dropped down to 500. Now I'm about 700. Okay? It works. I'm actually, I'm actually back on the Simple to Lose plan right now, have been for a week. It feels tremendous.

I actually feel really good. No, I haven't been putting any of that crap in my body. Just I feel, I can feel my body saying, thank you, fat man. Thank you. So if you need something, I mean, you can try Simpleto-Lose.com or the latest story that I saw was you can eat blindfolded. Apparently turning out the lights wearing a blindfold while eating could be a quick way to lose weight, according to scientists.

There's a study in Germany found that people who were blindfolded consumed 9% fewer calories before they felt full compared to those who could see. And I didn't look it up and I should have before we got out of the break, but I believe that there was a study a number of years ago, similar to this, saying that you should eat naked. Because if you eat naked, then you realize, holy crap. Now, I'm full. Who's you like? No, I'm good. I'm good.

I don't need that. No, fine. So maybe that's the same. as being blindfolded. He's put the blindfold out and, you know, pretty soon it's like, now you know what, I'm good. I'd like to see you again. According to that visual, if you're deprived of vision, it pronounced dissociation between actual and perceived intake. This may provide an unobtrusive and naturalistic means to change the experience of eating behavior.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It may. See, to test the effect, 50 people were blindfolded with modified ski goggles and 40 were allowed to see their food. All were told not to eat within two hours of the experiment. Okay. Group who could see ate 160 grams while the blindfolded groups ate 105. Wow.

However, the blindfolded group believed they had eaten 197. So you thought you ate more. more than the people who could see. And the people who could see thought they ate more than they actually did, too. That's interesting. So people, we all think that we eat more than we do. Some of us, you can tell that we actually eat more than we say we do. Just remember, though, we really want to lose way.

Just eat naked. And then it's like, holy crap. No, I'm full. I am good. Simple to lose does not have that plan. it plans. So, you know, give it a try yourself if you'd like. I just go to simplelose.com and work it out yourself.

The Jeff Fisher Show, a Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is on the Blaze Radio Network. Thanks so much for Kevin O'Long for the ride today. You know, there's no place, really. The Blaze Radio Network is a place completely, well, for you. Monday through Friday, you've got Doc and Skip, some guy named Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton,

Jay Severin, Pat and Stu. I mean, right there alone is entertainment enough to drive people insane. And then you have Saturdays with myself, Michael Pelka, Chris Slater, or Mike Slater, Chris Sleic, Joe Pags, Sundays, David Barton, Bill Handle, Jackie D. I mean,

You can go to the blaze.com slash radio, and we've got a bunch of shows that do not air on the network, but are there for you to download and enjoy. And also, some of us, you know, like me, are adding content that's not for the air. Like, let's say, I don't know, talking, walking dead every Monday. and as I'm sitting here talking to you, I was going to do a story about an old lady that's 110 years old flossie. Now I have to remember the way the story goes because to my right,

and I know you don't care about this, but to my right, on the floor is a power strip. And that power strip is for the computers on my desk. As I'm talking to you, I slide my foot over, and I just have my foot, and I'm just kind of tapping my foot,

and my foot hits the power strip, power button and it shuts it resets the entire system on my desk. So I'm going to tell you about Flossy. She's 110 years old. This happened in Spokane.

One of the worst news reports and it's one of their local news feel good days, shows. It was bad. They were bad. But of course it's a, you know, personal interest, fun story of Flossy

who's 110 years old. And of course, in this clip, she tells you exactly what she wants to do every day. You say you're a little tired this morning, is that right? I am tired. She is very tired. That's actually, I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take a little nap. Take a nap many times as I can. Okay.

there's the secret to living long, like Flossie. I have to hear that again. I seriously have to hear that again. Please play Flossie again. You say you're a little tired this morning. Is that right? I am tired. She is very tired.

That doesn't sound real. I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take a little nap. Take a nap many times as I can. Amen. Amen, Flossie. A stinking men. Now, and they go on with this interview. I mean, she's, Flossie is sitting there. Look, she's 110. And she's got the big family. And they give the rundown of her whole family and everything. And she is excited. And you can tell how excited she is in this next clip. Later today, Flossie's family is going to be coming out here to throw you a big birthday party.

Are you excited for your party? Not one bit. I just want to take a nap. Okay. I don't even fly a crap about that family. All right. I've got like eight, she's got like 8,000 family members down to great, great, great, grandchildren. And, uh, I mean, it didn't.

talk. I don't have a story up in front of me, but I'm pretty sure the story. I talked about great grandkids and stuff, but it didn't talk about Flossie's love of her life. She moved to this place where she's at now 10 years ago, so when she was already 100 when she moved to this place. But everyone, of course, want to know, Blasey, we go back to the, we go back to the studio where Flossie's at, and everybody wants it. Everybody wants to know. What's the secret? Lots of your secrets for living a long time. What's your secret? Well, what is it, Flossie?

Yes, I've been trying to get that out of her. Flossie, the people on TV want to know what the secret is to being able to live so long. I don't know. I don't fight it. I live it. Think about it. I don't know. I don't fight it.

I live it. So she's just resigned to being alive. and they talk about it in the story I guess apparently she takes a shot of whiskey every now and then a slice of bake Of course she does She's 110 Nobody's gonna tell her no

You think you need that flossie I don't know She looks like Kind of reminds me I've got a I had She's passed away now A great aunt Sue

That was her name I think out there She's my grandmother's sister my grandmother's sister whatever bloodline that is my grandmother's sister sue and that's what Flossie

reminded me of so she's 110 and I don't think about it and I just don't fight it and just live it so that's what it takes to live to be 110 just don't fight it

live it and I do love Flossy's excitement over her birthday it's fantastic he just wants to be left alone 110. Well, you moved me to this place, this new place. Everybody tries to be so upbeat.

They gave her flowers and it sits on her lap. And at one point she's like, it's no, they're not going to stay there. They're like, don't put the crap on my lap. It's just going to fall off, okay? Their flowers are beautiful. Why are you bothering me? Thanks for the cup of your little show logo on it. It's going to go back to the kitchen once you leave, okay?

I'll stand here and hold it now and sip it. But it's early in the morning. I just want you to leave. So happy birthday to Flossy, 110, earlier this week. And also, speaking to birthdays, my youngest son, Maximus, turns 14 years old today, 14 years of age. Today. Happy birthday, son. I love you.

14. Amazing. Four more years. more more years. Then get out. I mean, happy birthday, son. I love you. And he's almost an Eagle Scout.

God love him. He's been working so hard at it. And he and my wife have been going, you know, to Scout World for the last few years. And he's almost at Eagle. He's been working really hard to start with that Eagle. And then I see this story about loyalty oath. There's a big story. A few things about this, talk about this scout here.

In this troop, 96, Life Scout, which my son is, Life Scout, that's the step before Eagle, has begun refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, calling it meaningless. Because he says the United States has an inconsistent record of providing liberty and justice for all. When the troop recites the pledge, he stands without saluting or saying a word. No big deal. In fact, I've heard this story before,

and the scoutmaster wasn't worried about it. He was like, whatever, it's fine, just do whatever you got to do. Well, now he wants to be this leader, and they're saying that, They're not going to let him be this leader because he doesn't do the pledge. Now, it's rare that this particular leader that he wants to be is part of the flag ceremony if you're a scout. So that is the big deal.

The senior, he wants to be a senior patrol leader. and no, you don't say the Pledge of Allegiance, you can't be a senior patrol leader. But as a senior patrol leader, if I'm not mistaken, you would select the people to do the flag ceremony in your patrol, which, oh, I know, wouldn't be me. I'm still going to be a part of this ceremony because it's part of the deal, but I'm not going to say it.

I mean, that's a weird, a weird, predicament to be in. No question about that. No question about that. But remember, I want you to remember, I want you to take this with you because it's important that you remember this, okay? President Barack Obama spoke yesterday. I believe in Jacksonville, Florida. Anyone, anyone who says we are not absolutely better off than we were seven years ago, they're not leveling with you. They're not telling the truth by any significant measure. We are better off.

You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. 888-903-3-93 is the phone number. Mike O'Pelke, your O'Pelika, coming up. Immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. I've already told you I'm not sure what he's giving away today. There are a couple of things I heard about in the break room. Oh, you know, I don't know.

It's true or not. I could just pass it along to you as a possibility. One of the things I heard was the pure opelca dental floss. And the other thing I heard, which, I mean, they could have just been joking after the dental floss one. I mean, the dental floss is probably true. Okay. And then someone said, no, no, it's the Opelka oven mitts. So I'm not sure which it is.

I think I'm leaning toward the dental floss because I think the oven mitts were just to throw off the scent joke. in the break room. Obviously, I could be wrong. I don't know what he's giving away. Don't know what he's giving away. So those of you that are worried about robots taking your job. Boston Dynamics released their latest generation of robot. And it is really, really cool.

The new latest version of Atlas. It can operate outdoor. and inside buildings. It's electrically powered. Hydraulically actuated. It uses sensors. When you watch the video of it, the sensors and legs to balance.

It has, it accesses entryways and boxes it picks up. And now they were showing in the video that it's picking up boxes that are like 10 pounds. So, I mean, we're going to have to give it a little bit of strength that that's the only thing it does.

I mean, you're a robot. Okay, pick up some stuff. That's what we want out of you. You're 5-9, 180 pounds. You can pick up more than 10 pounds. Okay. Okay. But they're close.

For those of you that are saying, oh, robots are just going to take man's jobs. And the guy who said that 50% of human jobs are going to be given to robots in the next 30 years, that can't be. Well, it probably will be. And one of the reasons that it will be is because a guy by the Yakim Garcia, 69 recently fined $30,000.

Why was he fined $30,000? Because he had a job that he hadn't gone to in six years. But Jeff, what's wrong with that? It's called retirement. No, not when you're still receiving a paycheck. He was getting his paycheck every year for six years, not doing his job. And it would have gone on.

Except that he got an award for 20 years of loyal service, and nobody knew who the hell he was. That is great. They finally realized, man, his office looks like nobody's been in there for a long time. Yeah. I didn't know if he was still working here. I thought he retired. Maybe he died, but he was still getting his salary.

So, man, does that suck, huh? Now, he said, now, seriously, now, he was getting paid. What was he was getting 41,000, almost 42,000 a year for six years, and now he's going to get fined 30,000. So that's almost a good deal, right? I mean, I don't know, it's what, 240,000, right? A little bit more than that, and you get fined 30. So you're still ahead a couple hundred thousand for six years of no work?

I don't know. That's a pretty good gig to me. Pretty good gig. I might be willing to give it a shot. I don't know if you could do it for six years. But he should have declined that. He should have just wrote a letter. No, I don't need the 20 years of loyal service.

Thank you. Let's hold out for 25. Milked it for another five. But if you want to know why robots are going to take us over, that's why. That's why right there. A robot isn't going to sit home and go. Well,

better go to the check the direct deposit. The old check is in there. today. We'll get some groceries. He asked why he stopped coming. He said, I don't know. I just stopped coming and realized I didn't need to go to work. Nobody missed me. All right. We'll talk to you later. Has anybody told you to look good today? Well, you do. You do, darn it. I mean it. I mean every darn word of it. You look great.

Except you're not really going to. Ah, you go ahead. You wear that out you want. Happy birthday, boy. I don't know. I don't fight it. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.