Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Don't Say That... | 7/29/24

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

Hunting Pirates… Towed for illegally parking… Park Fire in California / Wildfires... New words and phrases… [e-mail] Elon post about Professor Suggon Deeznutz… Email to join Ellen virtually… Top weekend movies… Barbie House for sale… Who Died Today: Lulu Conner, 26… Olympics… Broadcaster removed from broadcast… France rail fire... Nigerian man drug ring in Australia… Lagos airport cocaine in sandels… Joke of The Day… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Wealthy Russian people are hiring luxury yachts, which are heavily armed, to sail near Somali.

you on pirate hunting expeditions hunting pirates i love it their goal is to hopefully attract pirates to approach them so they can open fire with grenade launchers and automatic weapons now this post says this is the closest thing to the purge currently available then i see it's not it's not true what i was so I was so bummed. Hey, piracy is a crime under international law. Only authorized military and law enforcement agencies have the legal authority to address piracy and armed robbery at sea. Typically, naval forces from nations operating in the region are responsible for protecting sailors. Unauthorized individuals or groups interfering in the process can complicate diplomatic relations and legal proceedings. seedings. Addressing piracy is illegal if it includes malicious mischief or the use of force beyond what is necessary for self-defense. Thus, cruises for pirate hunting with the aim of murder are legally prohibited. Now, I guess legally, ships encountering pirates can use non-lethal defense strategies to protect themselves, such as evasive maneuvers, water cannons, rubber bullets,

and non-lethal explosives. Wait, non-lethal explosives. Okay. And they can hire private security to protect their vessel if the activity is aligned with international maritime and transport law. Direct engagement or use of lethal force is restricted. So the notion of pirate hunting cruises is just a myth. And it's not real.

Oh, man. I was so happy. Hunting Pirates. I mean, it's a good show to have on a network right now. So make it happen. Make it so. Hunting Pirates. Welcome.

Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So the story is a bunch of Trump supporters had their cars towed from a Dunkin' Donuts. Sorry, they're not Dunkin' Donuts anymore. They're just Duncan parking lot. And the towing company is saying, hey, that's the way it goes. There was a sign. You can't park there. You're getting your cars towed.

They're illegally parked. Now, people reported that the manager of Duncan said they could park there. Now, he said, no, I told people they cannot park there. There's a sign. And that's all he said. Okay. So originally you'd think, well, if the manager says, said you could park there knowing they were going to get towed, then he's getting a kickback from

this gotcha towing. Now, okay, so I've seen this before. When I worked in St. Petersburg, Florida, we worked really close to what was then the Tropicana Field. It was just, it was a new, a new domed building. We were close right across the street from it, and they had events there. And people used to try to park in our parking lot of the store that I worked at. And there were other stores in this plaza. There's a sign there. Don't park there unless you're doing business here or you're going to get towed. Now, these large events would come and the towing company would set up guys up on the roof of the building to watch people park their cars in our lot and walk across the street. As soon as they walked across the street, they would, uh, we're going to blow Toyota. And they would,

and they would go and tow it out right there as soon as they would cross the street. So as soon as the event was over, these people would come out and their cars would be towed and people are banging on the windows of the store and they're pissed and they want, they got just all I could do is refer them to the sign. Call that number and you can go get your car. Well, just like it happened when I was involved, it happened here in North Carolina. You have to pay cash and you have to go there to get it. They don't accept credit cards. Maybe they do now in today's world, but it's cash. and it was $380 you can come and get your car. People were really angry.

And I don't blame them. It's an angering kind of thing. But the thing is, is that the stores, like, let's say Duncan, probably doesn't own the lot that it's on. So the company that owns the lot is the company that makes the deal with the towing companies to have your car towed. And there were other reports that, you know, it happens all the time. other people were saying,

oh, it's never happened before. But we have had reports that it's happened before. And a guy said he goes to a bar that's across the street, and he's seen, you know, cars towed weeknights after hours because you're not supposed to park there after hours if you're not doing business with the company, which is, you know, it's kind of BS, but those are, you know, the sign's there.

Call the sign. Go pay your cash. Now, people are saying that this towing company is, really did not have their business license renewed because of some tax issue. And so they really shouldn't be towing cars anyway because they shouldn't be doing business. But they are. And the police are like, hey, uh, you know, I'll give you a ride to the place. But it's a civil matter.

So we got no, we got nothing we can do for you. So I've seen it before and just pay attention. Heads up at people, you know, they put those signs in those parking lots around these big event places. and they do it for a reason. Now, does the company that owns the lot, is it Duncan, or is it another company, do they get a, you know, a revenue share from the towing company?

Probably. I would not doubt that at all. It wouldn't surprise me if the owner of the lot where the Duncan is on, if he's a, you know, a partner in the gotcha towing company. But just a heads up, because it has happened before. It's happened many times.

and if you're going to an event, make sure you can park where you park. There's always places where you can't park. And I remember parking one time at an event, and this officer came up and I said, hey, I'm going to park here. Are you good with that? And he was like, yeah, you can park there all you want.

I don't know how long I'm going to be on the street corner. I'll make sure that nobody messes with your car or tows you while I'm here. But if I leave and it gets towed, that's on you. not me. So I moved. I moved because I didn't want to walk out and have my car missing and have to pay $400 bucks cash to get it out of some tow lot owned by Gotcha towing. Did you realize that over $2 million and I believe $3 million were left without power in Texas

in the wake of Hurricane Barrel? That's, I mean, during the summer here in Texas, it's not fun when you don't have any power. And you need to be prepared for severe thunderstorms and power outages that follow hurricanes or any natural disaster for that matter. And we have wildfires going on in California now. I mean, 350,000 acres are already burned and more on the way because they have it. They've got it about 20% contained, I think, maybe tops. So it's going to be difficult to get to pharmacies and doctors when you, are struck with a natural disaster.

Now, there is something you can do to ensure that you and your loved ones have the medication on hand when it's needed. It's a solution that thousands of people have already discovered, and it's called the Jace case. And it will allow you to start stocking up on medication now, so you're prepared. The Jace case is a personalized emergency kit that contains essential antibiotics and medications that treat the most common and deadly bacterial infections. It provides five life-saving antibiotics for emergency use. Just fill out a simple form online, and you'll have it in case you need it.

There are add-on options as well, epipans, ivermectin. Jace Medical encourages you to take your family's health into your own hands. And when you go to jace.com, j-a-s-s-com, you're going to see they also have this thing called J-S-Daly, which is a way for you to get your prescriptions if you need them and have them on hand for up to a year. Really, really cool. So go to jace.com, j-a-s-e-a-S-E-D-com, and enter the code J-E-F-F-Y at checkout

for a discount on your order. promo code Jeffie at J-A-S-E-Jase.com. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. What? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. Feel the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games and with no wagering requirements. What you win is yours to keep groovy.

Hey, I won! Boarding will begin when passenger fisher is done celebrating. 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1-8665-3-1-2-60 or visit comixonterio.ca. Speaking of those wildfires in California, the one big wildfire. the park fire, which has more than 350,000 acres already burned. I don't know how many 134 structures. It's March northward from Chico, spread through several counties.

And after four days of no containment, the firefighters had said the blaze is 12% contained. What was I thinking? 20. So thousands of personnel are doing what they can to contain the fire. And, you know, that's incredible that this is still going on. Now, the reason that this fire started, the park fire, is because this guy, Ronnie Dean Stout the second of Chico, California, pushed his car and was seen doing it. Pushed his car that was on fire into a gully near a swimming hole in Bidwell Park. Wow.

The car went down the embankment, approximately 60 feet, and burned completely, sprinted. spreading flames that caused the park fire. Yeah, he's been arrested, and let's hopefully keep him in jail for a long, long time. Apparently, he has a number of other priors as well, so he will be in jail for a long time. Now, there's also the smaller gold complex fire. That's only burned 3,000 acres. I'm sorry, 3,07 acres. 50% of that is contained.

of the blaze east of Bakersfield in California started on federal land has burned 31,000 acres. Current fires in California have burned 687,191 acres so far. There are 102 large active wildfires, the vast majority in the West. They're blamed for charring more than 2 million acres. Well, yeah, 21 wildfires in the U.S. led to evacuation orders.

Fire weather watches and warnings were in effect. Saturday for Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Southern Idaho, Utah, California. I mean, even here in Texas, you know, in any state, Florida, any state that is hot and dry as possible for wildfires to kick up. Don't be throwing your cigarette butts out the window, okay? Don't do it. Just put it in your soda can, in your center console, and leave it there. Don't forget that you put your cigarette butts out in that can, though, and then take a drink

because it doesn't taste good. I'm not saying I've done that before. I'm just saying don't do it because it doesn't taste as good as you're hoping for when you pick up your can of soda thinking it's going to be that delicious Coca-Cola. And it's that delicious Coca-Cola with cigarette butts. Nasty. Not only nasty, but ick, ick, ick, ick. And that's a new word in the Cambridge Dictionary, by the way. Ick is a new word in the Cambridge Dictionary.

They included new words and phrases, 3,200 new words in phrases in the Cambridge dictionary. Apparently the term ick was popularized by the UK reality dating show, Love Island, where a bunch of overly good-looking people looking for a business are packed into a luxury village. for the summer. And according to the Cambridge Dictionary, the ick is a sudden feeling that you dislike someone or something or are no longer attracted to someone because of something they do. Well, yeah, duh. I mean, that's definitely a buzzword in today's world. Ick. Some of the other, which would be cigarette butts in a can of soda. Ick. Some of the other terms and phrases, let's see, a chef's kiss, something that you think is perfect. Perfect or excellent.

Yeah, okay. Boop. A gentle hit or touch on a person or anime's nose or head showing that you like them as a joke. Boop. Okay. I F Y Y, Y, Y, K. Come on now. If you know, you know.

That's what, duh, that's been, that's social media. Yep. Porch piracy, the act of stealing parcels that have been left outside people's houses. Hunting Pirates. Just part of my show should be airing on it. network sometime this season. You can add porch piracy as well. I want the pirates out of that sea, but

hunting pirates, that's fine. Speed run to complete a computer game or part of a computer game as quickly as possible, especially by taking advantage of any glitches. Yeah, okay. Side quest, part of a computer game that has its own aim and story, but is not part of the main game.

Face journey, a series of expressions that appear on someone's face showing different emotions that are, that they're experiencing as a reaction to something. That's face journey. This baby, something such as a device, vehicle, or product, especially one that you approve of or find impressive in some way. Yeah, this baby right here. Go over to the dark side. To start to behave in a way that's evil or harmful. Copy pasta. Copy pasta? A text that is shared many times on the internet, especially a block of text that is often copy.

and pasted. So it's copy pasta, but it's copy pasta? Okay. I don't know that I'm familiar with that. Copy P-A-S-T-A, copy-Pasta, pasta. You say pasta, I say pasta. A text that has shared many times on the internet, especially a block of text that is often copy and pasted.

Okay, so it's a copy-pasta. Okay, thanks, Cambridge. Appreciate it. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Be sure to follow me on my social media sites at Jeffie JFR on X. Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram and Facebook. You can follow me on YouTube chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

You can order a cameo from me at any time at Jeffy JFR on the cameo app. That is not free, but just go to the app and follow along with the rest of America. at Jeffie JFR on cameo. I see where my man Elon reposted. He's got it pinned to the top of his ex page. I mean, it is hilarious. So Governor Newsom, who he's having a battle with Elon right now, that's not really a good battle to have.

It's been, I would say, that hasn't worked well for a number of people. Anyway, Governor Newsom said that the, The Musk shared a video on his ex-account, and he says it's not real. It says it in the post. And the post is a Kamala Harris campaign ad parody. Says so in the post by a at Mr. Reagan USA. And so Gavin said manipulating a voice in an ad like this one should be illegal. I'll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure.

it is. And so Elon, quote, I guess you can't say quote, tweet it anymore. He didn't quote tweet. He quoted the post by Mr. Reagan,

USA, and then posted his own post with, I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggin' Dinnuts. And the professor, I got to read the whole post, okay.

He said, checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggad Diz nuts. And he said parody is legal in America. That is hilarious. Professor S-U-G-G-O-N-D-E-Z, N-U-T-Z. So any time you have to check with renowned world authority professor's Suggin'is nuts. It's an important feature that I didn't know,

not know is available on X. Maybe it's just available to Elon. You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com anytime. I'm still getting emails to be on people's podcasts that are willing to pay me. And look, I know it's not real, but it's interesting to me that, hi, Jeff Fisher Radio. I'm Tom from the Ellen Show Man team. Okay, so he's on the Ellen show management team. Really? Yes. We are excited to invite you to

join our upcoming virtual episode hosted by Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen, the renowned actress and comedian, engages with celebrities and interacts with audience in her own unique way. The show also features performances by various personalities from comedy, music, and cinema. Now Ellen is bringing this experience to the virtual format connecting with celebrities like yourself. from around the world. Now, would I like to actually go on a podcast with Ellen? Absolutely. I thought she quit, though.

She said she was quitting everything after this latest comedy run, but I guess not. This is a great opportunity for you to share your story. Reach a global audience and connect with our top-tier personalities in a relaxed and engaging environment. Ellen's virtual show promises the same fun, laughter, and meaningful conversation. that have made it a household favorite. We're offering $4,000 for your participation with flexible time slots available. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, Pacific Standard Time.

You can choose from the following slots. And I give you the slots to choose from. Warm regards, Tom Delay, the Ellen Show Management team. I don't know how this is legal. It isn't. I'm sure they just get shut down. I would love to reach back out. and say, I'm your man, but I know it's not real, and it's very sad.

But you and your emails reach me. I see those as well. Thank you at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Okay, how about those top movies this weekend, huh? Marvel's Deadpool and Wolverine led the weekend comebacks for the struggling studio. $205 million domestically. The biggest opening for any movie this year, and the most ever for an R-rated flick.

Wow. Plus, we found out over the weekend that, uh, what's his face? Robert Downey Jr. is going to, uh, be back in the MCU, but he's going to be Dr. Doom in the forthcoming Avengers Doomsday. So you had Deadpool and Wolverine, um, 205 million domestic, 438.3 million globally already.

That is incredible. Number two was Twisters, holding strong and number two with another 35.3 million. So they've totaled 154.5 million domestically, 221.3 million globally. That's awesome. Despicable. Me, four, is that another 14.2,

with a total of 290.9 million inside out two, is at 613.13. point four one globally while they pulled in another eight million this weekend long legs 58.6 million domestically highest grossing indie horror film in the last decade quiet place day one brought in oh just a little over three million bringing us total to 134.233 million that's probably not that good for them they were probably hoping for a lot more bad boys ride or die they brought in 395.2 million globally Wow. Okay. All right. They brought it another 200 million? Oh, they crossed the 200 million mark overseas. Okay. I don't say what they brought in this week. Probably not that good. Fabulous 4 debuted with a million dollars. Critics and audiences agree it's a miss. The Fabulous 4. Wow. Fly me to the moon dropped 77%.

Only made 19.1 million. And Maxine, the horror story. Another horse. horror, uh, 232, 14.6 million. No horizon. Horizon out of the top 10. Have a nice day. And we still have the SAG after a strike going on, right? The 10 companies facing the strike are Activision Productions, Blind Light LLC, Disney Character Voices, Inc, electronic arts production, Epic Games, foremost interactive LLC, Insomniac Games, Take Two Productions, Inc, Voice Works Production, and WB Games, Inc. We're not going to consent. a contract that allows companies to abuse AI to the detriment of our members. Enough is enough.

When these companies get serious about offering an agreement to our members can live and work, we'll be here ready to negotiate. That's SAG after's president, Fran Drescher. So the strike is on to renegotiate its interactive media agreement with these companies. They are on the picket line. Now, the unions representing 7,600. workers in Hollywood Basic Crafts Union scored a win.

Drivers, electricians, animal trainers, and of course more. Reached a tentative deal with studios avoiding a strike mere days before the deadline. Details are still under wraps. Fair wages were reportedly the main focus. This agreement following the IATSE's recent deal suggests that the industry labor disputes are cooling off. It's good news for production schedules and wallets alike. The Devils and the details, of course. so those details are coming soon.

After that, it's voting time. Union members will still need to ratify the agreement. So it's not a done deal yet. They're just saying, yeah, we tentatively agreed to it. So we still may have a strike with the basic craft union. So we'll see. I hope that doesn't happen because I want some of the new shows to continue on. I mean, we already said at Comic Con that we're going to get a season three of Daryl Dixon,

and season two hasn't even aired yet. So they've all seen it. We have not. they have and we're going to get a season three of darrell dixon which i'm a fan of season one was awesome so hopefully we'll uh you know we get some other new shows as well so i see that they have speaking of movies barbie uh that was thinking of the barby movie because there's a lady in new jersey that has her Barbie dream house for sale she wants 500 000 for this three-bedroom property in a Hamilton Township in New Jersey.

You know, you have to live in New Jersey, I know. But it's a Barbie house, and it's gone viral. It is amazing as far as if you like the whole Barbie thing. I would drive me insane. But if you like it, cool. It's got a cinnamon room, a large walking wardrobe, a craft room, a handbag wall, all in bright pinks and calming lavender's. It's two-bathroom home, desirable neighborhood, University Heights,

good energy, good vibes, asking prices $500,000. So if you'd like a Barbie house, you can move to Jersey. Now let's say you're thinking to yourself, you know, I would like to maybe look into getting the Barbie house. Then you'd have to sell the house you're living in now to get that house, and it becomes a nightmare. What you need to do is reach out to real estate agents. I trust.com.

Real estate agents I trust. dot com. So you're going to have to see if maybe this is the house you want, if it's worth the money and the house that you're selling. Are you going to get the most for your money? So go to real estate agents. I trust.com. The real estate agents pair,

I trust pairs you with the best real estate agent in your area, someone who knows the best practices, someone who understands the crazy housing market, someone who's a team leader and a closer, on top of which it's someone you can trust. So if you or someone you love, are thinking about buying or selling a home or both, get in touch with them.

You'll see what I mean. Real estate agents, I trust. The name pretty much says it all. I would say, you know, you really need a decent real estate agent if you're thinking about getting the barrae house in the middle of New Jersey. But you never know.

So get yourself a real estate agent that will help you out instead of buying blindly. I mean, the house might be a nightmare outside of living, in this lavender pink Barbie world house, which would be, well, you do you, boo. You do you, boo. Find the place for you. And you can find the place and get the most money for your old place

and get the best deal on your new place. If you use real estate agents, I trust.com. Real estate agents I trust.com. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ, built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Lift with confidence, while Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress.

Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus at OnePeloton.ca. Who died today? Who died today? Well, the sister-in-law of Team USA water polo star Maggie Stephens died. That's who. The passing of Lulu Connor, 26, after Stephens and the team USA defeated Greece in Saturday's Olympic opener. Details about Connor's death have not been revealed publicly.

And reports that she died from an embolism are unconfirmed. Uh-huh. Because it couldn't be that. If it was that, they would have said something, right? I didn't realize that she died there in Paris. Remember, during the Olympic opening, and we'll get to the Olympics and their opening ceremony, but during the opening ceremony,

they showed Stephan's throwing flowers into the river from Team USA's boat during the opening ceremony. And NBC broadcast noted that her husband's family had lost a family member, and that's all they said. No further details were mentioned. Yeah, they lost a family member. They're in France. Because she was there to watch Maggie play.

It's just incredible. So maybe they didn't know. Maybe it was too much. They didn't want to go into that big of detail. Why would you want to go into detail on NBC? So, rest in peace, Lulu Connor, the sister-in-law of the sister-in-law of the... three-time Olympic gold medal

winning water polo star Maggie Stephens dead at the age of 26. Okay, more might as well get into the Olympics. Now's a perfect time. The opening ceremony they claim drew 28.6 million viewers in the U.S. The event's largest audience

since London in 2012. Sure, they had that whole last supper thing with drag queens. Sure, they had that whole end of the world kind of thing happening. But it was beautiful, wasn't it? I mean, I kept waiting for it to get better, and it just never did, really.

I guess the torch lighting was okay. It was never ending. I mean, they panted the torch off to like a thousand different people before they finally got to where the cauldron was, because the cauldron can't be where all the crowd is there in France. No, it's got to be over on the other side. side of the city with a giant air balloon that the fire

is going to push up in the air so that we can all see it from the city because they're way over there by the Eiffel Tower, which was cool. And the light show that the, if you made it to that part of it, through the torch running and the cauldron lighting,

the light show and what's her face sang Celine Dion on the Eiffel Tower. She was fine. They drug her out from her bones diffitting disease. or whatever and everybody was happy to see her. And she was awesome. She was awesome.

I mean, there's somebody that's traveled around the world and to perform from the Eiffel Tower in front of the world. Pretty awesome. I saw Gaga's performance. It was fine. Gagas performance was fine. If you made it that far.

I don't know. I'd like to see the numbers after people tuned in to the beginning and then it started doing their their apparent depiction of how terrible Christians are. I would like to see how many people went away after that. Because I stuck around because I did want to see, I wanted to keep wondering if it was going to get better and what was going to happen.

And I did it for you so that we could talk about it. And it was just agonizing and terrible. They spent all kinds of money on the stupid thing. And it's all for in the name of art. And it was just terrible. And I know it's terrible. And the Olympic Committee has been busy deleting videos and telling people that they can. can't post these opening ceremony videos on their social media accounts because they don't want

it seen now. They want to pretend like it never happened. Okay. All right. Well, we'll pretend. Now, we won't, but we'll say we will because it's just a nightmare. Now, we do have a media, you know, a metal count happening. And as of right now, as we speak today, the 29th of July, 2024. America was in the lead this morning with metal counts no longer, which we will be. We will be the winning country. But for right now, at this very moment that we're talking, France is in the lead with four gold, six silver, three bronze, 13. Right now, United States has 363, which is 12. And then South Korea is third with nine. But that won't last long. Because if you go back to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, the United States far and away had the most medals with 113.

And we had the most gold medals with 39. China barely, barely lost to us with 38 as far as gold medal is concerned. But overall, our medal count was far superior to any other country. China was number two with 89. Again, we had 113. Yeah, zip it, China. We're number one. the way it goes. So right now, I mean, it's going to fluctuate from time to time depending on

events. But once we're, you know, once we're into the heat of the Battle of the Olympics, the United States will be the far and away winner. So many side stories to get to around the Olympics, I can't wait to share them with you. I mean, I could sit here for another three hours and talk about some of the side stories, but we'll get to it this week. Like the Canadian drone scandal that's going on. We have a guy that's a convicted rapist playing in the Olympics. We have a commentator removed

because of his sexist comments, you bastard. And we have an update on the Olympic athletes using the dating apps for business in Paris. Oh, yeah. We've got the condoms and business in Paris. And we have laser weapons that are able to shoot down drones

out of the sky during the Olympics. So those, I mean, right there alone, those are what, five stories that are awesome in and of themselves. So I think we'll just begin, we'll just do this one today, the Olympic commentator that was removed for his coverage after a sexist comment,

you bastard. So his comment, Bob Ballard has been removed with immediate effect after making this sexist comment toward women during the four by a hundred meter freestyle relay in Paris. Fans heard that sexist comment on Euro sports coverage, and the broadcast network announced he's been removed from its roster.

So he's trying to be funny. I know I'm sticking up for him. I am. I'm sticking up for him. The Australia women's team had just won gold. And that they were filling time waiting for the whole situation. And Ballard says, well, the women just finishing up, you know what women are like hanging around, doing their

makeup. People did not laugh like I'm laughing. They did not like that. One of us, that was outrageous. The team, they were so pissed. You know, this co-competitor actually instantly said,

was pissed at him right away. And she should have been, should he be kicked off the broadcast? Come on. For that, I mean, he's been broadcasting for, these for Eurosports for a long time. And this one, because he should have known better. But the post, there's hang your head in shame and get off the broadcast.

And back to the 1930s. He's just, was just trying to be funny, fill in time. And you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't be funny filling time. The women are just finishing up. You know what women are. They're like hanging around, doing their makeup.

Yeah, he's gone. He's out. When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. It's just $39.99. How could I resist? This luxurious will throw for my sister.

This gold watch for my partner? A wooden puzzle for my niece? Leather gloves for my boss? Ooh, European chocolate for... The Crossing Guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting.

Winners find fabulous for less. So I mentioned the laser weapon system to shoot down drones in Paris. I mean, they're concerned about any kind of sabotage or attacks during the Olympics, and they should be. Apparently, France has the largest peacetime deployment of forces in history. some 75,000 soldiers, police and private security agents. They're ready. They're at the ready. Yeah, they weren't at the ready for the, I don't know, the fire that shut down the network of trains before the Olympic opening ceremony.

Yeah, it was a far-left group. It was? Yeah, it was a far-left group. It only crippled the country. And it's continuing to cripple the country. That's it, though. They've been scrambling to determine who it was. was. Now, they, this is how we know who it was. They sent an email saying, hey, it was us, okay? And we're calling

ourselves the unknown delegation. Now, they claimed responsibility and said, well, they call it a party. We see it as a celebration of nationalism, a gigantic staging of subjugation of populations by states. Oh, okay. So that was the email that they received. so I guess we're blaming it on them because miraculously we got an email from someone saying hey it was us that took care of this this arson attack

that crippled the country because of the trains all right now then it was reported that there was a power outage there really wasn't a power outage in the city that I guess some small area lost power for a short period of time there was not a power outage in the city this massive blackout in Paris So, you know, that was the false report on social media. We have so much more about the Olympics.

And I don't want to, I mean, I could talk. Again, I told you I could talk for hours on it. So we'll just let it be for now. And that will continue with more of these behind-the-scenes stories on the Olympics as the week progresses. So I see this story out of Australia that talks about how this Nigerian man, D-Cicahua Patrick Nowiki, D-I-R-C-H-Y-E-H-Y-E-H-Y. U-K-U-U-P-A-P-A-P-Rex-N-W-E-K-E. He was arrested for allegedly orchestrating a $9 million drug ring from his immigration detention center in Australia.

He was reported to be using a mobile phone to coordinate an importation of cocaine into the country while in detention. How many, the man's working? He's a busy man. and the investigation known as Strike Force Glennel led to his arrest along with the seizure of a significant amount of drugs. And that's the story. But the reason I tell you this story is because in this story that I'm reading about from Australia, they're talking about this Nigerian guy that they busted for this $9 million drug ring. He was that he was running from his mobile phone in a detention center.

And so we bust them. But then there's a side note in the story that says, Oh, yeah, a separate incident, a Spain-bound businessman, was arrested at an airport for allegedly hiding cocaine in his sandals. The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLAA, recovered the consignment from the businessman's sandals at the Mortula-Mohamed International Airport in Laos. Oh, is it Laos or Lagos?

Got to be Lagos or Lagos in Nigeria, right? But this is a Spain-bound business. businessman at the Legos airport, hiding cocaine in his sandals. I don't know how you think you're going to... Who knows? Who knows? It just struck me funny that he's hiding cocaine in his sandals. Just me? Okay. Okay, let's wrap this up for today. A joke of the day. Came from an email to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com from Shy. It says, greetings, Jeffie. This is an original dad joke.

thought up by me while trying to maneuver my way through a crowd of people. And then he says, you're welcome. Well, no, no, no. Shai, thank you so much. And I mean, you know, I appreciate, I appreciate you reaching out chewing the fat at the blaze.com. What did one schizophrenic say to the other? I don't know. What did one schizophrenic say to the other? This town ain't big enough for the of us. See, it was a schizophrenic... Yeah, you got it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content

at theblaze.com slash podcasts.