Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Dropped Like Apples... | 5/29/24

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

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Yeah, congratulations. Congratulations to the Sunshine State, Shark Attack Capital of the World. But the numbers have actually gone down. According to the International Shark Attack File, and I'm a huge fan of the International Shark Attack File, shared by the Florida Museum, there have been 351 confirmed, unprovoked shark attacks

in Volusia County area from 1882 to the present day. followed by 159 in Brevard County and 83 in Palm Beach. But the shark attack report stated Florida had the most unprovoked bites in the U.S. last year with 16, meaning the state represents 44% of the U.S.'s total and 23% of the unprovoked bites recorded worldwide. However, like I said, the number has gone down. Florida's most recent five-year annual average is 19. So it's down to 16. The sharks are taking a little bit of a break.

Florida was followed by eight bites in Hawaii, one of them being fatal. New York came next with four bites. California with two, one of which was fatal. They're not fatal in Florida. The Florida sharks are biting it, moving on. North Carolina recorded three bites. South Carolina had two Jersey.

had one. So of the 16 bites recorded in Florida, eight were in Volusia County, then Brevard, then St. Lucie, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach and Ascambia had one, even Pinellas County on the other

coast, the west coast of the east coast of North America. Pinellas County reported a shark bite as well. Anyway, the numbers are going down, but it still puts Florida number one.

So congratulations to the great state of Florida for being the shark attack capital of the world. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. You know, every Monday where I live is Trash Day

in my neighborhood. And, you know, ever so often I get to thinking, well, I wonder what the heck happens to all the trash. Yeah, you know, is it just me? Yeah. That probably is, just me. But then I was looking where the largest landfills are in America.

Florida is on this list as well. Not number one, though. Very disappointing. But I was looking at the largest landfills. Okay. So the number one largest landfill is in Nevada. 995 million tons of trash capability. Okay.

Utah. number two with 482 million tons capacity. So I mean, Nevada is more than double all these other states. Then we have Colorado, Oregon, Nevada, Florida, although not number one on the list twice. Arizona, Washington, Utah, and Florida. So Florida gets number six and number 10 for the last. largest landfills, which is weird because when I lived in Florida, they had a, what they call,

what do they call it, a waste to energy. So they pick up the trash, they burn it, and then they turn that, you use that for energy. And I thought, we should be doing that with every piece of trash. Now, I realize there's probably, some trash needs to go into a landfill, Jeff. That's just the way it is. You can't burn it. It creates all kinds of floral carbons and bad stuff in the air. Okay. Well, I mean, fine.

Fine. For me, I'm okay with it. Burn it up. Just evaporate it. If it's going to turn it into energy, fine. But at the beginning of 2022, there was only 60 waste to energy plants operating in the United States.

Now, they claim that that's generating a capacity of 2,051 megawatts of Okay, you know, what does that mean to me? Not much. But, you know, it's creating some energy. Now, I was looking to see how many actual waste to energy plants there are globally. And some countries are already fighting the expansion to waste to energy plants. But most of the plants in the U.S. are along the East Coast. there's a few there's a couple in California

a couple out west a couple up here in Wisconsin wow one in Oklahoma one in Tennessee one in Illinois I know that's Indiana I know my states and three in Michigan

and the rest are along the whole northeast coast and then down in Florida so I mean along the east coast we kind of believe in the waste of energy power plants. Let's hit that up. Let's go.

If you're all concerned about, you know, burning coal, those nasty fossil fuels, let's burn our trash. I mean, we've got landfills that are just housing garbage. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Let's go ahead and burn it. And go ahead and make some power. What do you say?

Huh? I know. Pretty good idea. But now, since it's coming from me, it obviously is not. Speaking of trash, I see where Hunter Biden's baby mama. Oh, I don't know which one is trash if it's either Hunter or the baby mama. Anyway, she's going to drop a, he's going to drop her new book right when the Democratic Convention is going on.

She's a former stripper who shares, and nobody, I'm not. But no judging, no judgment, who shares a daughter, Navy Joan, with President Joe Biden's and battle's son, Hunter. She's releasing a tell-all memoir detailing her time with the younger Biden. And it's scheduled to release during the 2024 Democratic National Convention, Out of the Shadows, My Life Inside the Wild World of Hunter Biden. Okay. I don't like the title Out of the Shadows.

I need to reach out to her because I want to talk to her on her book tour. I want Navy on Chewing the Fat right now. Oh, Navy is the kid. I can't talk to the kid. They won't let me talk to the kid. Although I'm willing. I'm willing to talk to the kid at any point

I hear on chewing the fat. But I'd rather, you know, I would like to talk to London, Roberts, the former stripper, and we can promote out of the shadows. My life has had the wild world of Hunter Biden.

Oh yeah. I want that. I am, it does sound like a mob book. It does sound like a mob book. And to be fair, the Bidens are kind of a mob family. So that's probably what it is.

But it's good. It will be fascinating to see what kind of life enhancements were used prior to her saying I'm going to have your baby and then he cut off all communication and went away

and fought until they actually had a DNA test that proved it was his kid the president of the United States always talks about his grandkids disregards the Navy grand kid down there in Arkansas from the from Hunter's stripper baby mama we don't even they have to kind of recognized her at one point uh one I forget what it was somebody asked him a question he did they did recognize her but you never on Christmas all the grandkids

that hang the socks up you never see one for Navy none of that you don't see Joe walking hand in hand with Navy and maybe that's a good thing to be honest and I'm sure he's sure that London kind of feels that way. But London, this is a shout-out. If you want to promote your book, because it'll need promotion. Nobody will want to read this stupid thing. You need to, nobody's going to want to read

Out of the Shadows. My Life Inside the Wild World of Hunter Biden. You come on chewing in a fat, because I'm willing to talk to you. If you're listening live, today is the 29th of May, 2024. And at the time of this recording, this has not happened yet. So follow me on my ex account at Jeffrey JFR on my Facebook and Instagram page, Jeff Fisher Radio,

because Scotty Sheffler is going back to court today. The original date was set for June 3rd because his attorney had some conflicting scheduling. So they said June 3rd. Now, Scotty Sheffler, I've talked about it at length. about his case going into Valhalla there in Louisville and the struggles behind what he was charged with. Now, they're going to court today. Neither side would elaborate. But the Schaeffler's attorney, once this was announced, said that he was having a press conference at 1.30. So the Jefferson County attorney said that they are going to,

address the court at 1 p.m. today. And Schaeffler's attorney is having that press conference at 1.30. It would make one think that they're going to drop the charges against Scotty Schaeffler. And maybe not. Maybe he's addressing the court saying, hey, we want to go to trial. We want to put this guy in the electric chair. And we don't care about that. I doubt it.

I doubt it very much because that would have could have waited until the third to be done. So I think now, like I said before, they everyone wants this to go away and they want it to just go away. So does Scotty walk out with a fine? Do they say we're dropping the felony charges and Mr. Sheffler has agreed to pay a fine for the misdemeanors and we're done? Because the police officer who said that there was a second degree assault of a police officer, we saw the video. really did not look like that. It looked like you may have fallen down when you were chasing the car

which ripped your $80 pants that you put in the police report. So it didn't look like he was being drug by Schaeffler in that video. And there's the other video that shows a different angle. None of the video that we've seen

show the full interaction. So could the police officers say yes that's where it happened sure but when you watch the other video you see all these other police officers uh you know standing around and discussing what was happening with the a man a person lost his life at this accident that's why they were there that's why all the rescue vehicles and the police officer were there and so they were standing there and if another police officer was being dragged by a car one would think

that there would be reaction from other police officers and there wasn't so it leads one to believe that something that was said happened didn't actually happen so and I know the police officer has been reprimanded for not having his body cam

on you darn't you know better the police chief said we've reprimanded him he knows better. Those are the rules. So we'll see. And I guess they're hoping that Sheffler will say

that what was the, they wanted him to say something. Oh, that there was probable cause for his arrest. If he says that there was probable cause for his arrest, that I guess keeps it possible

for him not to sue the detective and Louisville. I don't think Scottie wants to do that. I'm not his attorney. I haven't spoken to him. But I don't think Scott he wants to do that. I think he just wants it, just like everyone else, just for it to all go away. Because he said all along,

it was a big misunderstanding. So we'll see. Follow me on my ex account at Jeffrey JFR and Instagram and Facebook. When this gets decided later today, I will alert all the social media sites. Speaking of criminals, I see where the former top lieutenant of FTX,

founder Sam Bankman-Fried, just was sentenced to seven and a half years in prison, followed by three years of supervised release. Ryan, I'll call him Salami, salami, S-A-M-E, is going to jail. And he's ordered to pay more than $6 million in forfeiture and more than $5 million in restitution. And that's a lot more than what his attorneys were asking for. Duh.

So he pleaded guilty to conspiracy to make unlawful political contributions, defraud the Federal Election Commission, and conspiracy to operate an unlicensed money transmitting business. Okay. So he gets seven and a half. SBF gets 25 and it looks as though everybody's getting their money back so isn't that weird

how that happens huh huh huh huh you know and I also see where I see where Elon Musk is he started up his artificial

intelligence startup his ex AI and he has already secured $6 billion in a new round of funding that values XAI at $24 billion already. I mean, everybody wants a piece of the AI businesses. And of course, I mean, it's Elon.

Hello. So, I mean, he's still, he's a little busy during the day. He's running Tesla, SpaceX, X, the boring company. Neurrelink, and now X-A-I. Guys are a little busy. So, I mean, good luck, but his X-A-I already $6 billion in series. I'm not sure what Series B funding means.

Maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire. So apparently this is just a second round of funding. All right, so he's already reached $6 billion. So a huge Series B funding round. so now he gets to go out and I mean do we do the entire alphabet Is that all we're doing? We just do alphabet funding?

I can do that too I'm in my A funding now Uh Uh, it's my startup Uh X FAT and uh we'll get pissed if I use X.

I just ought to call it FAT as my startup and uh just uh this is my this is my first round letter A small case funding you can send money you can send it to Chewing the Fat at the blaze.com during my email

you can send it over can you send cash to email can you do that? No you can't but you could send it to my PayPal which is at Jeffey JFR so if you want to and you like to spend some cash A my first round of funding

you just send it to my PayPal we're fine. All right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately Okay, so yesterday we talked about, chatted how Robert Duch Niro was out in front of all these dangleberries in New York and being Robert Dush Nero, the one that we know and love.

Well, he was on Jimmy Fallon last night, but apparently it was a recorded segment because Chelsea Handler was on before him. And she talked about how she was sexually attracted. to Robert De Niro. And she said, I'm very sexually attracted to Robert De Niro. I'm not going to pretend that I'm not.

Ha! Now, she's 49. De Niro's 80. And they didn't comment, see, that's why I think it was recorded earlier, because they didn't comment about what Handler

said. Now, I don't know if they would have anyway, maybe Duce Niro would have said, oh, I can't talk about that. I've got my, I've got my baby mama here and the baby with me that travels will be because she won't let me out of my side because she knows I would do Chelsea Handler in a heartbeat

and so I can't be alone. Absolutely. So they didn't talk about it on Fallon last night. But Chelsea went on to say that the last time that she was on and De Niro was there, she couldn't approach him. She was just, oh, she was too nervous to approach Robert. She said I couldn't even go near him Because his girlfriend is back there

See? That's what I mean She travels everywhere She is the ball and chain man She knows She knows man And she said I don't want her to think I'm making a move But I want to make a move

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So you know I mean The Niro's Mr. Big Shot for the Biden administration Now remember we talked about Him and the wife Or I guess

I guess they're not married. Him and the baby mama, went to the big state dinner in Washington, D.C. about a month, month and a half ago. And that's when it clicked that I thought, oh, he's working for the Biden administration now. He's going to start hawking for Joe Biden. Because

before it was just, I hate Trump. And then he said he wasn't going to calm down. He wasn't going to talk about that. And now he's back to hating Trump, but he's hating Trump for specifically Joe Biden. Just what a terrible douche.

But Chandler went on to say that, well, Chandler went on to say, I have a pension from elderly man. I always date older. At some point I'll have to stop. You know, because it's going to get too old. but I feel sexually attracted to Robert DeNee.

I always have. And I would like to be penetrated by him. So Fallon then was just like, well, time to move on. I'll give it to Jimmy on that. It was like, okay, we've, that's time to move on.

And then we started talking about her new puppy. Nice. Nice. Chelsea, good luck. I hope you and Robert. I hope Robert hooks up with you just because that would mean that he would be in another relationship that's failed. And he would have to give her a bunch of money. And he would be pissed about that. And that would make me happy. That's all.

That's all. That's all. Then I have a story from Australia. It is an interesting story. It's a radio bit that this. that this radio show does, as I said, in Australia. It's a morning show, and they just, you know, it's a morning show bit that they do.

It's called Cash Fessional. So is it real? Maybe. Is it not real? Maybe. Is it a funny segment? I mean, probably some days it's really funny. But it's the Fifi Fev and Nick.

The Fox's Fee Feefeb at Nick. Good morning. Welcome to Australia. Happy to have you along for the ride. Host Brendan Fev Fiola asked this caller, Cheyenne, what she would like to confess.

It's Cash Fessional segment on their morning show, the Fee-Feev and Nick Morning Show. Well, I have seen. What have you done, my child? I ate my nun. Ah! Shian.

Tim Lee said this was coming up, but I didn't believe him. I didn't believe it either. What do you mean? How do you eat your nan? Pardon me, sorry? How did you eat your nan? I licked her. Pardon?

Hang on. No, so my nan passed away in August last year and got cremated. And obviously, my family and myself were grieving. So I went over to mum's one night and thought to cheer her up a bit. But just, hey, man. Hang up. What a great. The grand ox is a different, did you mix her up and some water or?

No, just the liver in. She said that was your mom's idea. No, my idea. It was your idea, Cheyenne. Did your mom do it? Yeah, mom did it. After I did it once, then I got mum to do it because I didn't want to be alone in it. But that's not the only part of the story.

Oh, no. What happened? This is the part I told nobody. Oh, no. My brother got out of jail not too long ago And we haven't lived with each other Since we were like young kids So it's thought it'd be funny to prank him

And I put some of Nans ashes in the pasta sauce Oh shiard Spaghetti allan This is so much for me Like I'm taking it on board It's what makes me think it wasn't real It's a lot of eating nan Like

Yeah It's a lot It gives me Okay, that's the morning show. That's the bit, Cash Fessionals. And she, the lady, admitted to eating mom not only once, but multiple times. Once herself, once with her mom, and then once with her brother, she cooked it up in spaghetti sauce. That's a funny radio bit.

I don't know. That's a good way to get promotion. Although I didn't tell you their radio station that they're on, I don't actually know it's the Melbourne Breakfast Show with Fox's Fee-Fee Fev and Nick, and this is their bit cash fessionals. And so good for them. And I love them.

You got to fill time. You got to fill time doing morning shows, and you just do funny bits. And, you know, consuming gravenies, ashes, makes me think that it's not real. It's just a morning show bit. and someone, you know, calls in and this is, we'll give you a story and this is your story,

and you just call it and this is your story. What? Do radio stations do that? I know. I know. It may come as a surprise. I know. One thing is for sure, though, if you weren't aware of this, if you are cremated after you die, you could just put yourself in an hourglass and then you can still participate in family game night.

When I got a great deal, on a great gift at Winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. At just $39.99, how could I resist? This luxurious will throw for my sister. This gold watch for my partner? A wooden puzzle for my niece?

Leather gloves for my boss? Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting. Winners, find fabulous for less. Who died today? Who died today? Well, let's begin with Cynthia Naili Hegarita Bermajjo.

I don't know how many names she needs, but you know, whatever. I'm not one. I name my kids 80 names to 30, dead rest in peace. So she's an influencer and she was taking some pictures. she's a model, and she was taking some pictures next to a train track. And she

was too close to the train tracks. And then she was sucked into the path of the locomotives from her dress because she was too close to the locomotives. So I hope they got the pictures.

I hope they've got the pictures. I didn't see them. I looked for them. but I I would I would look you can't I wouldn't turn away

I would actually look so her body was removed from the tracks and I guess it was going to go undergo an autopsy before her family

could bury her but they believe it was just a horrible accident and everything indicates that it was an accident but she's a

Venezuelan model. I want to know if the photographer got the shots. Terrifying footage captured the moment. Strong whims. Wimped through the structure. Breaking apart. Oh, wait, this is somewhere else.

Holy cow. Wait a second. All right. So this is earlier this year. It's going to pass away. Oh, this is another one. They're dropping like flies. This whole story has got like three people.

Okay, so we got her. We've got her. She gets sucked into the train path. She's dead, all right? Then the out investigation is ongoing. Then we have the influencer who died from a blood clot after undergoing liposection procedure. Elena Lurea, 30.

Okay. Then we have the nine people who died, including a child, very sad. 50 were injured after a stage collapsed at an election rally in San Francisco. San Pedro Garza Garcia. That footage I did see. I was reading this. I was like, no, I saw that footage. Captured the moment when strong whims

whipped through the structure at breaking it apart. Victims were trapped inside. Very, very, very sad. Then, this is a great story. This is a death story. This is a death story. At least 138 monkeys

have been killed by extreme heat. I know. I mean, it's sad. It's really, really sad. It's a Mexican heat wave. And the death happened over six days where the creatures

dropped like apples as locals frantically battled to save them. Now, I'm not laughing. Maybe you are. Maybe you're laughing. But I, I'm picturing monkeys dropping like apples. You know, I grew up by,

I've been around, you know, orange trees, tangerine trees, grapefruit trees, pear trees and apple trees. But I have never, and I'm a, look,

no one supports zoos more than myself or this show, chewing the fat. But I have never seen monkeys dropping like apples from trees. And it's sad. 138 of them.

What is that? Look out. Don't stand it ain't the tree. They're dropping. They're dropping like apples. I mean, as long as we're talking about animals, we may as well mention that Cabuso, the iconic Shiba Innu Dog from the Doge meme, has died,

passed away at the age of 18 years, 18 years old, rest and pace, Cabosa. And yesterday, yesterday was the anniversary of the death of Harambe. Oh, I know, I know. Very sad. Harambe died at the Cincinnati Zoo from a, gunshot wound. He was just trying to help the kid.

I know, just trying to help the kid. And the Cincinnati Zookeeper said, we got to put it down. We got to put it down. Harambe. Right, I know. And I couldn't remember at the time, it was,

I mean, it's been, what, seven or eight years now since Harambe has died, since Arambe was shot. But people were talking about, why didn't you just put it to sleep? You know, why didn't they just tranquilize it? And then they could have gone in and got the kid. It'd have been okay.

but they were concerned that even if they were hit it with a tranquilizer would still be strong enough to hurt the child if needed. And I believe that the zookeeper had an issue with Harambe. And Harambe, this was his chance to get back at that bastard gorilla. And the kid crawled in there and he's swinging around and he said, I'm getting back.

Harambe, we have got to save the kid. Harambe's got to be put down. And that's what happened. And they saved the kid. And he was, you know, they took him to the hospital, he was unharmed. Harambe, however, dead. And so, I know, rest in peace, harambe. Then we have the actor Mamie Laibraq.

She has starred in the Hallmark Channel series When Calls the Heart and this means war. And she's done some other work as well. She is in the hospital now because she fell off. off a balcony. But you're laughing, not me. I'm not laughing at this, okay. But as you read the story, you find out, oh, not really sure.

Okay, so I'll read you the actual story, and then I'll tell you how I read the story, okay? She was admitted to Winnipeg Hospital on May 11th, after an unspecified life-threatening medical emergency. She was then moved to a hospital in Vancouver. Okay. On Tuesday, the family said, okay, she was in Vancouver. And then the family updated the fans saying that she had been in intensive care unit for two weeks

and was being escorted out of a secure unit of the hospital and taken up to a balcony walkway. And then she suddenly sustained the fall. So now she's back with life-threatening. injuries, undergone multiple extensive surgeries, and is currently on life support. And of course, the family is looking for GoFundMe donations. They've raised a little over $15,000. The family's hoping to get $25,000 if it's going to cost more than $25,000 for all those hospital visits. But as I read this, I figure that she went to the hospital with life-threatening medical emergency

she tried to kill herself. And then she was in intensive care. And when she was feeling well enough to get out of intensive care, they were walking her over to the crazy bin. And they cut across the walkway, she jumped. And so, but she still didn't, it still didn't hold.

It didn't work. It worked both sides. So I think that's, I mean, that's, we just need to hope and pray that the actress Mamie Leverak figures out when she wakes up this time from intensive care. You know what? I probably shouldn't try to kill myself.

Probably shouldn't try to kill myself. Maybe, you know, God has another plan for me. Or I just need to do something different than what I did. You know, maybe I need to, you know, do something different with my life. You know. Fentan all comes to mind Oh no, stop it That's not even funny

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I think it's Eastern. Kentucky, I think, is in Eastern Time Zone. So at 1 p.m. Eastern, that's, you know, not going to happen before the end of this record. today. So we'll find out because then his Sheffler's attorneys have scheduled a press conference at 1.30. But I just saw as during the show this new video that was released from a police officer

who is interviewing Sheffler in the back of the police car. And it's three minutes and it does mention in here the officer that's talking to him tells him that you drag the police officer and he's kind of hurt, he scuffed up his knee and his ankle or whatever. He's EMS is being seen by EMS. Okay.

And then Scotty, the officer is butt hurt because Schaeffler didn't realize that he was a police officer. The officer that tried to stop him from going into Valhalla, he said, I didn't know these. I thought he was just a security guard. and so because he had the vest on

and the officer goes, wait, wait, we'll have a backup. So what would it matter if someone, you have to stop? If someone tells you to stop, no, no I don't. First of all, officer. I don't have to have some

Valhalla worker is telling me to stop. I'm Scotty Schaeffler. I'm the number one golfer in the world. I need to get in. All right. And you are just a security guy. No, you're not going to stop me. I'm going in.

but the officer got all butt hurt and didn't want to hear that he's a police officer he didn't uniform please have don't you stop but I will say that's the first time that I heard where it sounded legitimate

that he had actually drugged the police officer a short distance now remember the first report from Jeff Darlington from ESPN who said that the officer attached himself to the car

that was in the very first report from Darlington that morning. And so, I mean, that, you know, that's what we have that information. So, you know, we'll see what happens later today. Just follow me on my ex at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. And we'll, I'll let you know what happens to in this Schephler case.

Because I'm fascinated by it because I believe everyone just wants it to go away. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Also, you can email the show anytime chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can follow me on my YouTube page Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. You can order a cameo from me at Jeffrey JFR on Cameo. That's not free, but, you know, just tell me what you want. Happy, glad, sad, mad, mean or mean, or meaner.

And whatever you need, I'll do. That's the way cameo works. I know. That's the way cameo works. works. And I may have given the wrong address to my PayPal account. My PayPal account is Jeffie CTF. All right. At Jeffie CTF. So, you know, if you want to send some cash that way, too, and just say, hey, here, Jeff, here's somebody. What am I going to do? Say no. And speaking of golf and suicide, by the way, you know, we talked yesterday that Grace and Murray,

the 30-year-old PGA golfer who had died, and then the folks came out and said it was suicide, we found out that it was carbon monoxide. He left the car running in the ground floor garage. Police were called to the residence because his fiancé showed up and said the neighbor was, there's carbon monoxide alarm going off. The neighbor was out there,

you know, yapping that the carbon monoxide alarm was going off. And for good reason, because he left the car on him and he killed himself with carbon monoxide. Very sad. It's very sad. You know, I know we've set up the national number 988 now. If you or someone you love, you know, are struggling, get help. Life is worth living, even though there are plenty of times when you may think it's not. And when you think people will be better off without you, that's not true.

It just isn't true. And so get whatever help. you can get. And if you have to dial 988 or you have to go to a friend or whoever you have to, but most definitely get help because, I mean, you don't want to, my guys, you don't want to throw yourself off a balcony. You don't want to sit in your garage with the car running. This is horrible.

Ah. All right, so I'll just leave you with the joke of the day. It's kind of a big guy joke. So, you know, take it for what it's worth. My wife just found out she's adopted. And just remember, I didn't know. not write this, okay? It's not my joke. I'm just giving it to you as the joke of the day here on chewing the fat, okay? My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated and kept

asking, why didn't they want me? I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears on reflection shouting who's your daddy may have been a little insensitive. You know you laughed. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.