Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Enough Already… | 4/21/23

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:50 And you realize Bill didn't wake up. So you say, I'm Bill, and you get up and go out with the guard. and they you sign all the paperwork as Bill take Bill's credit card take Bill's clothes take his keys and they walk out the jail a couple hours later
Starting point is 00:01:16 Bill wakes up and says hey guards guards I'm supposed to be getting out of here today when am I supposed to be getting out of here we let you out a couple hours ago that wasn't me that is awesome
Starting point is 00:01:38 he just yep that's me and they believed him and off he went and the police in their defense said well the two men shared similar physical features oh okay well then gosh darn it never mind
Starting point is 00:01:58 oh man we're running a tight ship a tight ship at jails around America welcome welcome to chewing the fat I have told you on this show before that it was probably going to happen and it did
Starting point is 00:02:22 charges have been dropped on the shooting death of Helena Hutchins when she was on the set of the film Rust. Our man, Alec Baldwin, had charges dropped yesterday. Have a nice day. Now, you don't forget not long ago, the weapons charge that would have meant a much longer sentence
Starting point is 00:02:56 had already been dismissed by the first, special prosecutor in the case. So they claim, look, hey, this isn't, this isn't over. We may refile. Uh-huh. Sure. That's going to happen. Now, the case against Hannah Guterres Reed, that's not Hannah Guterres Reed, that's not her
Starting point is 00:03:20 first name, it's just Guterres Reed, is still ongoing. I mean, the whole thing is just sad and ridiculous, all wrapped up in one. but there was really no great criminal act here. It was on the set of a movie, and Dingleberry Allig, he, you know, the whole thing was a screw-up, but did he mean to actually shoot and harm two, two production assistants, and kill one of them?
Starting point is 00:04:00 them? Come on now. I mean, he's a douchebag. 100%. I mean, he is a walking 100% douchebag. But he's still Alec Baldwin. And you're not going to, this is not going to happen. All right? You just, it just wasn't going to happen. And sadly, that means this may be the last time. Now, this case is over now, right? I mean, it's kind of over now. So I guess we have to give it up when I talk about Alec Baldwin there won't be any more gunshot if I mention his first name
Starting point is 00:04:38 Alec you don't get the gun cocking if I say his full name Alec Baldwin the gunshot goes away because it's over right and it is Hannah that's what I thought Hannah Gattara's read right so
Starting point is 00:04:52 her deal is still ongoing and the film is still being filmed right they just started refilming up in Montana so the rust is still being made. So maybe anytime we talk about Rust and Alec Baldwin,
Starting point is 00:05:07 we have to have the gunshot. Maybe that's a new chewing the fat law. Let me know. Email me at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Does the gunshot and the gun cocking stay when we talk about Rust, the movie, and Alec Baldwin together?
Starting point is 00:05:29 So I'd be able to talk about him outside of rust and the movie, you know, surrounding the movie. But if I were to talk, say, about the Hanna Guterres read case, that's still ongoing. I mean, Alec is still going to get mentioned. So I think we're still going to have to stay. It's going to have to stay when it's surrounding rust. Anything surrounding rust when Alec. Baldwin?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Does that count? Wait a minute. We already got the gun cocking. Ah, this doesn't matter. Of course it counts. So, anyway, the charges have been dropped. And if you thought that they weren't going to be dropped, you were sadly mistaken.
Starting point is 00:06:19 There was no way. He still got another case. The family members of Hutchins is suing Alec and the film. and everybody involved. And he's saying, no, that should be dropped. You people have no case. You never even liked her.
Starting point is 00:06:40 You didn't hang out with her. He didn't know. Or you just, this is just a money grab. So we need to stop this right now in its tracks. And that probably will happen as well. That dismissal needs to happen ASAP. If you're part of the Baldwin. Ah, ha, ha!
Starting point is 00:06:59 I did it right. You're part of the Baldwin case team. You need to make that stop. But amazing. Amazing that charges are now officially dropped. But hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, they may refile. Right. So remember in the heart of the pandemic, even before the pandemic, in the very beginning of the pandemic,
Starting point is 00:07:25 we warned you here, me, this show, chewing the fat, that animals were going to start coming into the city. because people were closed up and we had all kinds of stories about animals coming into different cities and then we had the big story the big one broke of this town in the United Kingdom
Starting point is 00:07:45 this Welch town Landuna the coastal city and all these goats came into the city and they were all over the city and these long-a-horned roaming great-orbed goats
Starting point is 00:08:01 descended on the streets of this town. And they were blocking the hotel doorways and they were eating everybody's shrubbery and everybody was all wound up and then they wandered back up into the mountains. Well, they're back. And now people are saying, hey, you know, maybe we should hire someone to
Starting point is 00:08:21 take them out. Yeah, you think maybe you should, should have done that the last time. Yes. So people are all wound up about it. They're blocking the streets. They're eating people's vegetation all around their town. And the councilist said, oh, no, hey, that's the landowner's responsibility to protect their properties from the 200 strong goats.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Okay, no problem. Here, little goady, goady, goady, here, little goady goady. One down. There's 199 great orm goats in the city. More to come. No problem. Now they thought about moving them out and confining them, putting them in a fenced-in area. But the city's like, no, because then if we put them into a fenced area, we're responsible for them.
Starting point is 00:09:30 We're going to have to feed them and take care of them. and we don't want to be responsible for the animal's welfare. Oh. Okay. So now they're considering various options. Here, let me give you option number one. There doesn't need to be any other option. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:53 The sheet is short. Let's put it on a Post-it note. Here, option number one. Meeting adjourned. So. I guess that they've tried to do something since the 90s. It's been going on forever. So they don't know what they're going to do.
Starting point is 00:10:17 They want to, you know, maybe we take care of the feral goats by shooting individual animals, you know, the ones that are targeting the sick, the injured, the elderly. Oh, yeah, sure. Well, that would look sick. I mean, I don't disagree. and if you want to start with the sick, okay, fine. No problem.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Well, you just, ooh, look at that one there. Here, a little sick goatee. Here, a little sick goady. Yeah. No more sick goady. Okay. I don't know what's...
Starting point is 00:10:52 Honestly, I don't know why these people don't do this. It doesn't make any sense to me. They've roamed the town apparently for... And really, they've roamed the town for like 100 years now. All right. Now, I mean, there's a couple hundred goats. So they're starting to get out of control. That's where we need.
Starting point is 00:11:10 We need to have some kind of population control. So the great Orm headland, you know, wanders the streets. There's more than 200 of them. And it started when Queen Victoria gifted them to a local lord. The queen was like, all right, I got these damn goats and I don't know what to do with them. Give him to the Lord. Give him to him over there in, it's the name of that stupid city again.
Starting point is 00:11:41 La La La La La. Is that how you pronounce it? L-L-L-A-N-D-U-D-N-O. Amorphophalus. No, I'm pretty sure that's not how they pronounce it. Land-Didno. That's what I said. Land did know.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah. So they gave it to the Lord up there. And, well, not the Lord, but, you know. One of the lords of the land, not the Lord. The Lord would probably frown upon me calling, here a little goatee, here a little gody-goody. Yeah, the real Lord. Even the fake Lord would probably frown upon me killing his goats.
Starting point is 00:12:20 So something needs to be done, though. And I'm willing to do it. You know what? Send me a ticket. You send me the link at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And I'll take a one-way ticket to Land did know And I'll just
Starting point is 00:12:37 Wander around Here, look, oh, that one looks sick Oh, look at that one That one looks like it's the run of the litter I'm willing to do that, man Put it up on YouTube, it'll be a hit I mean really, that would be the way For the city to make money
Starting point is 00:12:57 All right Film it all Put it up on YouTube Make some money on YouTube for the city and you'd be good to go. The great Orngote Kill the great orange goat massacre
Starting point is 00:13:13 of 2023. Here, little goody, goody, goody, here, little gody, gody, gody. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink after all that hunting going on. You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. You can follow me on social media.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. It's tough for me to advertise Twitter today. It's still at Jeffrey JFR, but the blue check mark is gone. Hey, Twitter world. Right? Let me do that one more time. Hey, Twitter world. Where's my blue check mark, Elon?
Starting point is 00:14:14 okay so I know I know you don't most people don't care and it just hurts it's like a little it's like a little knife at my heart
Starting point is 00:14:23 that the blue check market because I didn't pay for it I asked for it I said I'm a host a show host at the time I was you know a co-host
Starting point is 00:14:34 a sidekick on the Glenn Beck radio program and then I was doing Jeff Fisher radio show I think it was called I don't remember
Starting point is 00:14:41 that's so many stupid shows on this network. And then they're not stupid, Jeff. I know. And so, I mean, I've been verified. I've got, I don't know, 40, over 40,000 followers. Subscribers or followers or whatever you want to call them. I don't know how many.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Actually, I am now almost 42, I think, because I remember looking, going, well, it slowed down some. Because there for a while, when Elon first bought it, followers went way up, started climbing. And then after he decided that if you didn't pay him money for the blue checkmark,
Starting point is 00:15:21 he left the legacy checkmarks there, but he yanked the brakes on the algorithm. I wasn't picking up new followers. Stories weren't getting picked up. I'm sorry, tweets weren't getting pushed out like they used to. So that's what you lose when you don't have a blue checkmark as you lose that. the algorithm says,
Starting point is 00:15:43 we don't care. Go ahead. You tweet yourself. Tweet you're a little hard out. But now what really pisses me off is that we've given them thousands of dollars, if not millions of dollars in advertising. I'm sorry that your company, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:00 is losing money and you've got to try to find ways to make money. But the professional broadcasters who I have were blue checkmarked Twitter people, should have remained there even if it was a legacy account because we give you free advertising every day. Every day. That's thousands if not millions of dollars worth of advertising. And now, you know, you want that advertising,
Starting point is 00:16:29 but you don't want to give anything in return. Okay. Whoa, we give you the opportunity to tweet, Jeff. Okay. Me thanks. Appreciate it. Now I see where Musk says, He's paying.
Starting point is 00:16:44 So, LeBron James. William Shatner, who, you know, I mean, Bill was a big whiner. He whined. Don't play the, I don't want to,
Starting point is 00:16:59 I don't want to hear Bill having sex in space today because I'm mad at him. Because he whined that, you know, he did, were you taking mine away? And there was one more that he was paying for. Oh, Stephen King. Stephen King Let me a break
Starting point is 00:17:15 What are we talking about And so he Musk is paying for those guys Three guys Who can actually afford it Now I know that's a big Everyone can afford it And I know that it's $8 a month
Starting point is 00:17:29 I just feel like I I didn't want I didn't want I don't want to pay for it And I honestly Just between you and me I didn't think he was going to pull him I don't think he was going to pull him I thought it was a threat
Starting point is 00:17:40 and the legacy accounts would still remain. He just kept threatening because he wanted us to buy. And every time he threatened it, more people paid, which I thought that that's what it was. I didn't think he'd ever pull it. And, you know, he did. So, you know, follow me on that platform at Jeffrey JFR, if you want. Now, those of you that are part of the other platform, LinkedIn,
Starting point is 00:18:09 which I am not. I guess I do have an account or I used to have an account or something because I get millions of emails from LinkedIn. So I guess somewhere in there. Look how many people looked you up this week. Yesterday you had three people look you up on LinkedIn. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:29 And then at one point, I don't know how long ago it's been now. At one point I said, well, I want to know who looked me up on LinkedIn. So I went to, you know, I said, and I clicked on the link that they give me in the email. And then I got to sign up and do a password and everything. I don't know that if I ever had one at all. And I think it's just a ruse, right? If you looked at them one point in your life, they send you an email. So now, every so often their sales pitch is, well, we'll just send them an email saying somebody is looking for them.
Starting point is 00:19:03 And they'll click on the link and sign up. I think that's where we're at with LinkedIn. And apparently it's work because they've got all kinds of stuff going on at LinkedIn. You can live video, you can live chat, you can do whatever you want on the LinkedIn platform. Okay, great. Maybe I'll go over there. Who knows? It might be a new platform to go to that I can promote.
Starting point is 00:19:27 But now, those of you that advertise on LinkedIn, looking for employment or looking for employees. I guess you advertise on there. for employment too. I mean, that's part of LinkedIn. Right? You're all glad-hannon and back-hannin everybody. And hey, I used to be the CEO over here. I would like to work for you as CEO. And there might be another CEO that we're going to talk about here in a moment that's probably on LinkedIn looking for a new gig today. But good news that LinkedIn is now in the, well, in the diversity in recruiting mode. And you're able to search for race, sex, gender identity, sexual orientation, if you are looking for someone to hire.
Starting point is 00:20:24 So good. I don't want any, I don't want any, you white people, man. You whitties don't want you. Exit out. When I'm looking for an employee, show me everyone that's not white. Okay? So if I wonder if it allows you to say I don't want to hire black people. I wonder if LinkedIn actually allows you to do that. I bet it doesn't. I bet it. I bet you could, if you could break up the demographics on LinkedIn,
Starting point is 00:20:52 I bet you can't kick out black people or any, any minority, right? The only minority you can probably be pushed out is white. I bet you that's I wonder if that's true makes me almost want to sign up for it Nah So the CEO that is
Starting point is 00:21:13 Looking for work Is the CEO of Miller No Miller No Do you know about the furniture Conglaborate Miller Noll I did not But you know I'm a dummy
Starting point is 00:21:28 I know everybody Of course I did Have you seen the sofa They designed back at 1998 it's still huge okay no I didn't I didn't I may have actually sat on it before and not knowing that it was from Miller-N-O-O-L but the CEO Andy Owen A-N-D-I-O-W-E-N she was having a little Zoom call with her employees and the company I guess needs an extra 26 million all right there they're in the hole for 26 million and so she's been she's got a rally cry that she needs to get you need people need to get out there and we need to we need to sell sell sell turn those machines back on and sell some furniture and we need to get us back out of the
Starting point is 00:22:17 hole and so I mean that's a conglomerate the Miller-Nole conglomerate so she's having these Zoom meetings with these employees now just as a side note she takes home about four million dollars a year. Okay. And last year, she took home, well, it's an incentive-based salary. So her salary is actually
Starting point is 00:22:44 $1.1 million a year. So with incentives and bonuses, it got her to $3.9 million. Which is why the employees keep, hey, what about our bonuses? Are we going to get our bonuses? Are you still allowing us? to have bonuses? What are we doing? We're still getting our bonuses. You're not taking our
Starting point is 00:23:07 percentages away on sales, are you? And she gets a little huffy about it. Andy wants you to know, hey, I want you to get out there and sell. But, Chris, you know, a lot of questions came through about how can we stay motivated if we're not going to get a bonus? What can we do? What can we do? Some of them were nice and some of them were not so nice. I'm going to address this head on. The most important thing, Some people were really angry. So stop for a second. None of us could have predicted COVID. That means she's taking the bonuses away.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Right? That's her deal. They're pissed that they're taking the bonuses away because she wants you to get out and sell. But they're taking it away or they've really cut back. They're saying that you have to sell. They probably still have the bonuses, but the amount is less and you have to sell more and get less as far as the bonus goes. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I'm not familiar with the Miller-Nole furniture conglomerate bonus outline. But whatever it is, the employees are pissed about it. So I'm sorry. Go ahead, Andy. I didn't mean to cut you off. None of us could have predicted supply chain. None of us could have predicted bank failures. But what we can do is stay in front of our customers, provide the best customer service we can, get our orders out of our door, treat each other well.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Be kind. Be respectful. Yes. Focus on the future because it will be bright. It's not good. situation we're in today, but we're not going to be here forever. It is going to get better. So lead.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Lead by example. Treat people well. Talk to them. Be kind and get after it. Don't ask about what are we going to do if you don't get a bonus. Get the damn $26 million. Yeah. Spend your time and your effort thinking about the $26 million we need and not thinking about
Starting point is 00:24:54 what are you going to do if we don't get a bonus. Yeah. Right. Right. Can I get some commitment for that? Amen. I had an old boss who said to me one time, you can visit Pity City, but you can't live there.
Starting point is 00:25:06 So people leave Pity City. Let's get it done. All right. Thank you. Have a great day. And that's it. It ends with that. Okay, here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Leave Pity City. Okay. Now, I didn't say that. I had an old boss that told me that. You can't live in Pity City. Okay. So leave pity city, okay? And I don't want to hear it from you,
Starting point is 00:25:37 from, you know, to get a gripville, okay? I don't want to hear that kind of fun. That's not funny. That's not funny at all. Why don't you move to get a gripville? Okay, it's kind of funny. But it's not from me, all right? And all you people, some of them were nice,
Starting point is 00:25:52 some were asking nicely, hey, I really don't like getting you. And I was just wondering if I'm going to make some money. and some of them weren't so nice. Like, hey, how am I supposed to make a living if I'm not getting a bonus selling your freaking furniture?
Starting point is 00:26:11 How about you get out of Pity City, okay? Now, she has said now, in an email to employees, hey, while my comments were leaked,
Starting point is 00:26:28 seemed insensitive, I just want to wanted them to be a rallying cry. I want to be transparent and empathetic. And as I continue to reflect on this instance, I feel horrible that my rallying cry seemed insensitive. What I'd hoped would energize the team to meet a challenge, we've met many times before,
Starting point is 00:26:51 landed in a way that I did not intend. And for that, I'm sorry. You people are so stupid that you didn't understand what I meant. Okay? And so stop being stupid and move out of Pity City. That's what I read from her apology. I'm not sure that those are the actual words or not. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too.
Starting point is 00:27:35 That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. You know who I'm kind of sick of hearing about is Brooke Shield. I'm sick of hearing about her everywhere I turn. Now, maybe it's just because I looked at one story and the elder rhythm on my news feeds. Oh, you looked at a Brooks Shield story. Let's do more Brooks Shield stories.
Starting point is 00:27:57 So I see the story, and this is what set me off again, is that there's a story, Rosie O'Donnell, is talking about her time on The View. And it's saying she was talking about, you know, how bad it was. And she went back again. And she left and then she came back. And the second time around at the view was real short. But she said it's not something I'd ever do again.
Starting point is 00:28:24 So I don't know where Rosie makes her money. You know, she's been in a couple of movies. I don't know where she gets her cash. She certainly has got enough to survive and good for her. But she's told this to Brooke Shields on Brooke Shields stupid podcast. So all I've seen is Brooke Shields. Now I see Brooks Shields admit she doesn't know why your mom thought it was right for her to pose nude at the age 10 because mom wanted to make you a star, which she did.
Starting point is 00:28:52 A worldwide star, by the way, renowned. She talked about her divorce to Andre Agassi. She's talked about how unconscionable the interview with Barbara Walters was why my mom was offset and let that happen. I don't know so that you could become a bigger star than you were. She ignored phone calls and she tried to accuse the director of the Blue Lagoon of him trying to market the controversial film by selling her sexual awakening at 14. You think?
Starting point is 00:29:29 I wonder what helped Brooke Shields become a super world star. I wonder would that have been the Blue Lagoon film after she was busy posing nude and wearing jeans. for what's his face? Who is Kelvin Klein, my man Kelvin. Kelvin made her a star too. But mom was there the whole time and now she just wanted,
Starting point is 00:29:55 I can't understand why my mom would do that. I don't know, Brooke. Why don't you turn in all your fame and all your money and then complain? Okay? Tell me how that worked out for you. Okay? I'm just, I don't hate Brooke Shields. I'm just sick of hearing about her, okay?
Starting point is 00:30:12 Is that just me? Okay, I'll take a breath. So if this is true, what I'm reading, I may have to vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Now, he's running for president of the United States of America. He's 69 years old. He's, you know, he just announced that he's going to run for president of the United States. And in describing his launch party,
Starting point is 00:30:41 It talks about he did it. He lives in California, but he came to Boston to announce. And it talks about how the event was. Bomb sniffing dogs, signs reading Heal the Divide. We had old-time Democrats there. We had the draped ballroom in happening the party. And it said here that one person said, I've never seen so many hot milfs in my life.
Starting point is 00:31:35 So if Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is traveling around announcing with all the hot milfs, I don't know. I might have to vote for them. Exciting news in Major League Baseball as well. Oakland Athletics, the Oakland A's, agreed to purchase land near the Las Vegas Strip to build a ballpark. So the A's franchise would move into the new stadium in 2027 after 50 years, well, really over 50 years in Oakland. So have a nice day, Oakland. Las Vegas gets the Raiders. And now they get the athletics.
Starting point is 00:32:21 So I don't know how many people are going to the games in Oakland now anyway. I'm told that it's a ghost town. But they had some great teams in the past. I have a good friend of mine used to pitch for them. Kurt Young. and I was a long time ago, man. Anyway, that's the days when they were good. So now, goodbye, have a nice day.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Baseball in Vegas. All they have to hope for is that the water doesn't run out. Because if the water runs out, if you look over at Lake Meade, did you hear, that means the pumps are not pumping any more water and we're just going to go have to be thirsty forever in the middle of the desert because Phoenix and Las Vegas will
Starting point is 00:33:09 just shut down. Have a nice day. And so they'll be coming here to Texas. So please pray for rain. And please pray that Lake Mead fills up. We want those pumps pumping water for the next hundred years so that they don't come here to the great state of Texas.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Or Florida. Or any place else. Just stay there. That's what we want. From Searchlight Pictures comes Rental Family only in theaters November 21st. Earning rave reviews at TIF, rental family is emotional, funny, and the feel-good movie of the year. Academy Award winner Brendan Fraser stars as a lonely American actor living in Tokyo who struggles to find purpose until he starts working for a Japanese rental family agency.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Along the way, he forges some surprising human connections and discovers unexpected joys within his built-in family. Experience rental family, only in theaters November 21st. Okay, it's Friday on chewing the fat. Thank you for coming along for the ride, and that means we've got to play What's the Lie? And Darian, my producer here on Fridays, has played What's the Lie? Now, how many times?
Starting point is 00:34:35 How many times? What are we at? We have four, five? Yeah, give or take. And he has not been victorious on any of them. Hasn't won the home game? Nothing. And I'm really disappointed.
Starting point is 00:34:49 know that I've got some contestants other than Darien backed up. And I said I was going to continue to play Darien until he won. But it's continually becoming more frustrating every week. Okay. You're telling me. Well, get it right then. Okay, read the news. These are easy story headlines I'm giving you.
Starting point is 00:35:13 So we're going to play today. I want you to win. I want you to win more than anything. I want you to win the Jeffie Blue Freshie. I want you to finally win. We could give another contestant on. But, you know, we're not cheating. All right, I get, now this, there's game show rules to follow.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I don't want the game show police to show up here. It just wouldn't be right. So it's Friday, and as I said, so it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show, What's the Live? What's the lie where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Welcome to our contestant. Dary, welcome to What's the lie? Hi. Feel very welcome. If you win, not only will you come back for another round. And believe me, if he wins, I'm not having him back for another round, okay? But you're going to win a talking sense. Blue Freshie?
Starting point is 00:36:24 Huh? Huh? And you'll be able to brag to your friends that you finally won. For more information, you could go to Talking Sense
Starting point is 00:36:30 Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design for you. All righty, are you ready to play What's the lie? Ready as ever.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Four headlines, one of them not real. Headline number one. Mafia bosses tell parents, sorry, we dissolved your son in acid.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Headline number two, Black Bear breaks into vehicle, guzzles 69 cans of soda. Headline number three. Cocaine worth over $400 million found floating in the sea off Italy. Headline number four. Mansu's brewery for using his photo on a can of beer called Bald Guy Brew. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, mafia bosses tell parents, Sorry, we dissolved your son in acid.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Headline number two, Black Bear breaks into vehicle, guzzles 69 cans of soda. Headline number three, cocaine worth over $400 million, found floating in the sea off Italy. Headline number four, Mansu's Brewery for using his photo
Starting point is 00:37:38 on a can of beer called Bald Guy Brew. Those are your four headlines. All right, there are you. Those are your four. What is the lie? Come on, baby. Give me number two. Number two?
Starting point is 00:37:55 69 cans? What? I thought you're... It's got to be that. You're just messing with me, right? Unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's number one then.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Still wrong? Oh, my goodness. You got a 50-50 chance. I will say. I mean, this is a... hilarious to me even on a secondary level because you're doing the exact I after I wrote this last night my sister-in-law is in town yeah and I had her play it and she's doing the exact same thing you did the exact same thing so as I told her you got two left you got a 50-50 shot you want to take a shot
Starting point is 00:38:44 and I'll tell you how she ended up I'll tell you how she did she got them all wrong okay so take your best shot. You got a 50-50. Give me four. Okay, there you go. You got it. All right. You're better than her. She told me what I told her for. I knew it. Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? I don't think so. Whatever, man. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording
Starting point is 00:39:21 CTFWTL MMXXII I will say I said that we were going to not I wasn't going to have a contestant until you won but I've got I've got two or three people lined up saying
Starting point is 00:39:42 I'll play, I'll play, I'll play, I'll play. And they all send in an email saying I'll get it right. I mean I got just as much a shot as Darien. So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to bring in a couple other fresh contestants. Let you take a break because I was starting to feel bad for you. I was starting to feel bad for you. I don't want to. I want you to win. And let me put the freshie away. I want you to take that home. But you haven't been able to. So maybe we get some fresh blood in here, play what's the lie,
Starting point is 00:40:16 and let you just take a little bit of a break and then once we get past some regular contestants some regular listener contestants and we'll bring you back and see if you can finally win one. What do you say? If I'm still here, sounds like a plan. Oh! You're going to leave over losing?
Starting point is 00:40:34 What's the lie? I mean, it's possible we let you go for not knowing the answer. I'll tell you that. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the Blaze.com. slash podcasts.

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