Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 100 | How To Get Free Food & James Charles Staying Ebola Free

Episode Date: May 14, 2019

Jeffy finds a new way to get free food and he's fascinated about the Youtube war between James Charles and Tati. Then the show gets derailed due to a EBOLA comment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronald Sullivan Jr. Heard of him before? We've talked about him once before when he first started to represent Harvey Weinstein. And he's a Harvard law professor. Remember, he went into big trouble when he said he was going to help represent Harvey Weinstein. The students and staff have communicated that they have concerns that Romance, that Ronald Donald Sullivan Jr. Can't do his job at Harvard at the Winthrop House

because he's the dean of Winthrop House. His wife, Stephanie Robinson, going to also be released of her duties as a faculty dean at the end of June. Ronald Sullivan Jr., released of his duties as a faculty dean, all because he dared represent Harvey Weinstein. Now, amazingly, Harvard kicked him

to the curb as a dean the day after he decided not to represent Harvey Weinstein hmm what have we said here on chewing the fat over and over again

apologies never work now he didn't really apologize but he did decide you know what I won't I won't be part of Harvey Weinstein's defense team which by the way is completely

insane but it didn't matter, did it? Nope, it didn't matter because it was too late and the students couldn't take it. Even the Harvard Black Law Students Association supported Sullivan's decision to represent Weinstein. Yeah, because Simpson has said all along

that being someone's attorney doesn't mean you believe whether this person is, you're not an extension of that proposed crime. you're the attorney for that person. Doesn't matter though. Doesn't matter. Now, don't feel too sad.

He's still going to be a professor at Harvard because he's a great attorney. But anything with any kind of power, that extra cash you get for being a dean, he and the wife, nope. And any extra cash you get for representing bad guys, be careful who the bad guys are. And by the way, just as a side note, Harvey Weinstein has been investigated by the New York City Police Department, the Manhattan District Attorney's Office, the New York Attorney General's office, the Los Angeles Police Department, and the UK authorities.

He has denied all allegations of non-consensual sex. And between you and me, he hasn't been convicted of a single thing. he's been convicted in the eyes of the public. I mean, the people believe bad guy, horrible guy. But court of law, he's not been convicted of a single thing. Report today, this man is a genius. I just want you to know the story I'm going to tell you now is a genius and why I didn't think of it.

I apologize. South African man. Went to KFC for a year. and eight for free. He showed up. Ah, yes, I'm, uh, I'm here. Hello? Uh, yes, KFC?

No, no KFC. Yeah, no, this is KFC. And I'm a, uh, I'm a part of the, I'm a hard part of the home office. Okay. Okay. So, uh, you go ahead. I need to make sure that everything is working right and everything is fine. And, uh, what do you need for me?

As long as I'm here, why don't you feed me some food, give me some lunch, bring me some some chicken. and some meals. Yeah, that's fine. Some extra crispy, some fries. That means some of those potato wedges. Yeah, take some potatoes and gravy. And I'm going to do that for, I don't know, a year.

Until finally they went, you know, we haven't even seen any identification or that he's working for the home office. Maybe we ought to check into it a little bit. Yeah. We don't know what's going on with it. We don't know what's happening with it. So, I mean, that's genius. Genius.

Now, when I was a kid, I remember 100 years ago in Michigan, I stumbled into something almost as genius as this. And I used it, and I realized I had to, I couldn't use it every day or I'd get caught. So I used it like one or two times a week. week. There was an A&W root beer that was in our neighborhood. And it was in our neighborhood. It was, you know, I don't know, four blocks away from our house. But it was where the one school I went to, the one-room school that I went to, you could take a horse to.

It was about 10 blocks away. But then there was a middle school because mine was a one-room schoolhouse for all the little kids. But there was a middle school that was in between. The A&W was kind of like in between both schools. So I found out that the ANW would give the first kid from the middle school that came for lunch a free basket burger. So you'd get a burger and fries and a root beer. And you got that for free because you were the first kid coming from the middle school. Well, the elementary school, I was in sixth grade, I got out like 10 minutes earlier for lunch before the middle school. So one day I walk in. I mean, I just went to ANW.

My mom had given me some money to go to NW. for lunch. She wasn't going to be home. I went home for lunch every day. And she just walk up to the NW, get your lunch, go back to school. Okay. So I walk in. The guy,

do you want your burger? Tell them. You know, you're the first one here from middle school. You got it free today. Wait. What? Thank you.

I'm not questioning that at that point. I'm just saying thank you. Now, as I'm eating, I'm, I'm, so, I mean, how many times can you win this thing?

I'm trying to figure out what the heck is going on? How do I get this? When did I win this? What's going on? And I find out that it's the first kid from the middle school that gets it. And there's no way that can beat me. I'm out earlier than them every day. Right?

So, I mean, technically I can show up every day. I know I'm going to get busted then, right? No way. No way that works every day. Once a week. Some weeks I get a little, you know, a little greedy. So I went twice a week. I mean, I did that for about four or five months.

And I don't remember what made me stop. I don't know if they stopped the promotion, which might have happened. I may have gone in one time and didn't have any money and thought I'd be the winner. And they said, yeah, we're not doing that anymore. I know, but I'm here and I don't have any money. Tough, fat kid, get out. So, I mean, I can understand the idea. Once you find something that works to get you free food,

you're going to continue to do it until it runs out. it's just the way is that that's just life and it's i i would i would venture to guess it's just a thought i haven't seen a picture of this man from south africa but uh i'm guessing that he's one of my people just guessing so uh good oh when i just a side note a passing note i just found out today too that uh we lost another one i mean they're dropping like flies well they're dropping like flies so I mean, Tim Conway. Thank you. Thank you.

Now, I don't know. Yesterday we talked about, we lost Jim Fowler, right, from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. We lost Peggy Lipton from Ah, Maud Squad, and we lost Doris Day. Okay, sirrah, sirrah. That's three. You know, the old saying, they come in threes. So, today we lose Tim Conway. Very sad.

He was 85 years old. I loved Tim Conway, hilarious. It was great. And then, you know, maybe he was, Tim was a little struggling the last, the last few years. Very sad. But is Tim number one of the new three? We have two more to look forward to here, Close. Or do we not count Jim Fowler because he was just an animal guy, a zoo guy that was part of a, you know, reality TV show?

He's number one. Tim Conway's number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so, too. He's a celebrity. He was in Seinfeld. Oh yeah, he's a TV show. And he was wrong with you.

Nothing is wrong. Why do you sound so? Like half of my mouth is dead. You can take the music away. We're not, we're not, I've already, Tim Conway dead at 85. There he's done. What's wrong with you? I had a dental surgery.

Oh. Oh, that's good. I mean, are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm okay. Yeah, I mean, you have your teeth pulled or you have new teeth put in? New teeth put in. New teeth put in. So then you got like a mouthful of fake, do you little cosmetic surgery?

Yeah. Yeah. Ceramic? Is it different from ceramic? Yes, it's the same. It's a durable. It's a new breed of ceramic? It's ceramic? Same breed is durable. Okay. I just, I mean, it's a surprise to me that you would have this done on the day that, you know, you know there's a show. Yeah, you obviously say you don't need me. Good point. All right, I'm not sure if we should sound the alarm. If we should sound the warning signals, have the sirens blowing. Or if we just want, yeah, we probably need to do this.

This probably needs to run. Lock your doors. Make sure the windows are closed. You might want to pull down the shades. Close the curtains. Lock your daughters away. Without a cell phone. Anthony Wiener has been released from his halfway house.

Okay? He is a free man. Now, he still has to, he's designated. Now, this is how bad he would have to. horrible human being he is. He's a designated level one sex offender. We know that's the that's nothing. That's a good kind. That's nothing.

So he's got to register for 20 years. An approximate address where he lives. Yeah, I'm living in over there. So I can't use one, two, three, Trace Road. Yeah, I'm living over there. And

but he is out and he's a free man. They just let him go out of the halfway house. so I just want to let you know so I'll let you know that you know for those of you that felt safe for the past I don't know

15 months that he's been in jail that he's out now and you know he never know he could start sexting again but it is possible that he could start

sexting again all right I mean we got I could go on for I want to talk I want to talk at length about this James Charles case. And for those of you that follow James Charles

for his makeup tips and his dressing tips. He's pretty hot for a dude. I know. I know. He's been entangled in this YouTube brawl for the past few days, maybe a week now.

And it is just, it's just, it's fascinated me. Fascinated me how this happens within inside the YouTube world. It is definitely a community. And he's 19 years old now and he's worth hotness. Millions.

Well, he's worth millions. His tribe is called sister's sister. I mean, he's worth, and he's worth, what got me thinking about him even more as it talked about how he's... Yeah, he's hot. Yeah, I know.

He's really hot. That's not the first thing, but I put it out of the list. Then I'm gay then. Then I'm gay because that's the first thing I saw. I was like, damn, he's hot. Put it on the list.

Now, according to one news reporter on YouTube, he talked about how the, he got in trouble. If I start, I'm going to have to go tell the whole story. And I don't know that I, do if I want to get into the whole, do you give you the cliff notes? So I know the cliff notes, but go ahead, go ahead. I know them. And where I think you're wrong, I'll stop you.

Okay, so there's two YouTubers right now you need to focus on, which is Tati, a makeup girl. And James Charles. And James Charles. Right. Tati has been helping James Charles for the last couple of years. It started him, really. Helped him brought him along, introduced him to her followers, everything.

And she kept sending shout-outs, blah, inside her program, inside her content. She kept saying, hey, check him out. He's amazing. He's talented. Well, she has a company, a makeup, and then she was trying to, she told him, hey, do you mind telling your people, your listeners, your subscribers, to come see my stuff? Which makes complete sense. Since I've been telling you and you actually surpassed me and you have 16 million subscribers

and I have a miserable 2 million subscribers. I think she had more than 2 million. But compared to him, yeah. And her husband, according to her video, blasting James, was helping him out. Yes, yes. It was giving him all kinds of advice. So it seemed to me she had, it doesn't matter, but she had more than 2 million. I mean, she's definitely got more than 2 million now.

Oh, now she's at 9, I think. Right. I mean, she grew up dramatically. I think she had like six. Well, don't talk. Oh, yes. No question. So he was, and he was up to about 16 million, something like that. He was, yeah, a little over 16 million. Okay, so go ahead. And then come to find out that he decided to do a paid live read kind of what we also in our world will call live read sponsorship of her rivals company with the same product that she was trying to have him on. And he says, no, because I don't want my. audience to have all these supplements, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fine.

Then he does this library. Right. And he did it without... And in betrayal. Right. He didn't go to her and say, hey, I got this company paying me. Although, you know, I said I'd never do it, but I really want the money. I'm a greedy bastard at 19.

Of course. I want the money. I've got to pay for my new mini mansion that I rented in California. Stop it. We got to move. We're in the wrong state. I know we're not in the wrong state, but... No, we're in the right state.

We're in the right state. However, the house he's renting for $17,000 a month is a neighborhood here in Texas. Yeah. I mean, it's agonizing. Literally right here in Arvin. Yes. Renew mansions. Yeah.

Well, they're not mansions. These are mansions. No, they're not. Compared to him, these are mansions. He has a mini mansion. It's on a stupid name, dude. What the hell? Five bedrooms is four thousand.

It's a little over 4,000 square feet. Five and a half. That's a dump here at DFW. It has a beautiful pool in the back. And it's open. I don't like the constant. of open concept. Oh, I do.

The open house concept? Yeah, I like it. What about my AC? I like it. What about my AC? No, you get that. Well, you don't need it in Encino. In Texas, uh, close it up.

You need it. Yeah. I don't want to open. Nope. Nope. Yeah. Yeah, no question. So anyway, uh, he's in this bad.

He'll, I mean, he, they, she kills him on this video. Absolutely. I mean, she did a video that just crushed him. 47 minutes long. That was all her his video was. Just crushed him. Just crushed him. him and he talked about what a bad guy he was, how he was always trying to hit on other people.

Now, it never, yeah, Predator, but he never, he was, it wasn't like he wasn't like no means yes. Do you know, do you know Jeffrey Star? I love Jeffrey Star. So Jeffrey Starr's a big drag in the gay community. He actually sent out, and by the way, he's being unfollowed by everybody in Hollywood. Oh, you mean, Charles is? Yeah, Charles being unqualified by that. Because, I mean, he's, he, after this video from.

from Tate. All these people started Nope, not following you anymore. Nope, not following you. On subscribe, on subscribe. He set a record. A record. Of unfollow.

Of unsubscribe. I mean, the website, the website that tracking. That tracks them. What is the name of that stupid website? It's like, staple, stable.

Gosh, I wrote it down here. Gosh, darn it. I'll get to it. I'll find it while I'm talking about. website shut down. I mean it locked up because it was people were logging on to watch how many people were unsubscribing to his YouTube channel. Amazing.

Yeah. They made a joke of it saying, hey, hey, hey, we saw, we came, we conquered, we sorry, we fixed it. It's all good. You can go back to watching them lose, you know, being unsubscribe to. I mean, it was amazing. But the reason why Brad Jeffrey Sartz's because Jeffrey Sartz's husband said that he's no longer allowed at the house.

Oh, wow. So because of that shadiness of being a protitorque quotation marks. I mean, he's always been that way, though, right? I mean, he's always been that way. He's always tried to. I really want to make and I do not want to make it. No, I don't do that. But he, I do.

I know you don't want to do that. But just saying that he's always been that way. And many people like James are the same way, where they're always hitting on people trying to get, and they use the joke of, you know, I know he's straight now. but he won't be straight after I get done with them. Right? I mean, that's the deal. Just throw the fishing line.

Right. But if he's been told no, he doesn't, I mean, he may keep trying to hit a little bit after that, but he's not like raping people. No, absolutely not. So, I mean, that we know off. That we know of, right. So the website is Social Blade. Social Blade is the site that keeps track of all the subscribers and on subscribers of any YouTube channel.

Any of them. You just go to that site. Can I check for yours? Yes. Is there a YouTube channel? Wait, no. He was also, and it mentions in the one, in one of the stories that I saw

about the James Charles Ebola scandal. Are you familiar with that? It's the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of in my life. He made a joke. He was going to Africa. I mean, the kid's got stores in Australia. Now he's open.

He just opened up by the Starlet's store, yeah. He's going to Africa with some friends. This was, I don't know, a year or two. you know, he's only been around for a couple years big time, so somewhere in that window. So he goes to Africa, but he makes the joke in a tweet going to Africa about, you know, hope I don't catch Ebola or something like that. Firestorm. Oh my God.

You can't make any Ebola jokes. Well, his audience is a woke audience, so you have to be careful. They are all woke. You have to be careful with the audience because they're woke like anything. And he apologized. He landed. He did it before he went on the airplane. So when he landed and then he saw it, you know,

So he came back. That's when you don't tweet. I know. We talk about this. If you're not sure, if you're not sure, you're done. Because he had to apologize. And his excuse was, hey, I did it before I went on the plane. And then I shut it off.

And then I landed. And then I took a nap. And then now I've seen it. And I realize the air of my waves. And now have Ebola. That's what my line would have been. And now I have Ebola. So how are you like that?

You're going to hate me again now? So it is fascinating to me that these, the inside YouTube world, man. It is a strange, strange world. But good luck to James Charles and Tati. And they're all the YouTube stars are commenting on it. Even PewDie Pied pie. Pudy pie was kind of... What do he take?

His take was kind of like Tati who did this for her promotion, promoting herself. Well, duh. You can't let any crisis to go to waste. Right. This is a crisis. Well, it's not a crisis. It's a crisis. It's not a crisis.

Oh, he had to do the stupid. But it's all you had to do was read the stupid message and not get Ebola. I know. Thank you. Peter just listened. James. Deep away from eyes that bleed. Don't lick vomit off the street.

And I know you don't want to die. So slowly back away from that infected guy. I love this song. Ebola free Stay an Ebola free Don't eat that raw meat And see we'll all be Ebola free

Keep away from those sweaty sheets Keep away from this charge that secrets And if you want to call me your fear Put down that glass of diabetes diarrhea. Stay in Ebola free. Stay in Ebola free. Don't touch others poop and pee. And we'll be Ebola free. Just wash your hands and you will see we can be Ebola free. The actual tweet, I can't believe we're going to Africa today. OMG, what if we get Ebola? By the way, I just realized

I played this this song and it's for the wrong person. It is? Yeah. Oh, no. Think about the song and think about what he does. Right.

Can he really keep away from all that stuff that the little Ebola was talking about? Well, you'll have to. Right? Let's go to the break room. I need a break and I need a Coca-Cola zero ship. Oh my gosh. You know what else I need?

So good. You know what else I need that would go great with this? Hagen-Dash ice cream. Today, if you're listening to this program, May 14th, 2019, between 4 and 8 p.m. on this day, you can go to the Hagenas shops and get a free cone. You can get a scoop served in a cup, a sugar cone, or a cake cone. now of course one per guest

so you you know put a different hat on they'll never know somebody doesn't want to go you bring them along anyway and you eat their scoop you just tell them to get what you want

and you eat their scoop not that I've ever done anything like that before or your little kid says no I don't want any yes they do and you take their scoop it's just that easy but I'm a big fan

we gotta find it why it doesn't haggendos have ice cream in this studio today. Why? Why? That's a question I have. Do I hear an answer? No.

No, I do not hear an answer. Also, yesterday, who was announced that Empire, the Fox show, that Jesse Smollett was a part of. You remember Jesse Smollett and his Chicago debacle, He is on the show, but not really.

Anyway, they announced yesterday that they are canceling the show. It's the final season coming up. Sixth season is going to be the end of empire. Have a nice day. Goodbye. So sad. We don't know what we'll do. Now, it's a different show.

That's what they'll do. You just put another long order in there. So he was charged with 16 felony counts of disorderly conduct, led stage to attack. You aren't lying, ouch. Now, he's, you know, completely maintained his innocence, of course. And they, I know. What kills me is that he's not on the show anymore. All right?

Now, this is the final season. So they canceled. It's done. You're getting your sixth season in to say goodbye and wrap it up. Oh, whatever. but he's still under contract. They put him under contract. They don't even know if he's going to be on the show.

You know, in the show. He's technically on the show because, are you kidding me? They're still paying this douche. I mean, they're still paying him. Amazing. We don't want to not pay him. It will look bad for us.

So, you know, the rest of the show still has been saying good things about them. And they want, you know, geez, we love them. and we believe in them. And so we don't want to say anything bad about them. I mean, we believe it. We want him brought back. Terrence Howard and Taraja P. Henson and B. Hedges and B. Gray and Trey Biers and Gaboray Sibby and Nicole Erie Parker went all back.

Is that her name? Gabaray Sidby. Yeah, I think that's her name. They all want him back. So he's still on the payroll. Did we forget to put him in the, in the oh my gosh in the screenplay did jessie not in the screenplay gosh darn it what did we do what did we do so one of my uh i love this story about uh let's just go through the headlines here real quick

as long as we're in the break room uh google uh takes a cut of up to 30 percent on apps sold in it's Google Play Store. But Android phone users can get those apps elsewhere. Oh, good choice to have an Android, including some directly from the app developers. If you use WhatsApp, you can get that to your Android. Oh, really? That's not interesting because in a side story, hackers used WhatsApp to install spyware. The messaging service used 1.5 billion people worldwide

revealed that attackers had exploited a major vulnerability in the app to install Israeli surveillance software on phones by calling targets. Even if they did not answer their phones. And they don't even know how many people were affected. Eh, we don't know. We got an idea that it was a lot, but we don't know. Okay. No problem.

Happy to use WhatsApp. Yesterday was a big story about Amazon telling their workers to become delivery people, right? Hey, become your own business. Get an extra 10 grand. Become your own business. We'll give you the truck. We'll help you out with insurance. You can, you know, you'll be a delivery person.

You don't have to work in the warehouse. Today, this headline. Amazon pilots machines that can pack up to 700 boxes per hour. four to five times the rate of a human worker. So, Whack, Amazon is telling you, your job is going to be eliminated.

Go become a delivery person. Why is UPS is still around? I mean, USPS. Oh, don't, don't. Don't start bad mouth. Here's basically saying,

here's 10 grants on your own delivering business. Go. I know. But that's just, because he knows. That the USPS is worthless. Well, and he also knows that they are, it's their jobs are done, right?

I mean, the Packers and the warehouses are done. They're bringing robots in. They're going to do four or five times more of the work without breaks. And so before drone deliveries, before anything that happens with robots out in the public eye, it's going to happen behind closed doors. So look, I'm giving you a heads up. I'm not telling you you're going to be fired,

but I'm giving you an idea that it might be a good thing for you to take the 10 grand and I'll give you a truck and you can deliver products for us, okay? Because robots are going to be filling up the truck. You're going to back in and the robots are going to fill it up and then you're going to go deliver it. And so that's it. Right?

I mean, that's what's going to happen. They're just being nice. So I kind of like Jeff Bezos for that. Kind of giving you a heads up without giving you a heads up. It's a good deal. we also found out that the moon the moon is getting wrinklier it's also shrinking

oh no is it cold on the moon I thought the moon was warm I guess it's cold the only way I know about shrinkage is when it gets cold according to photos NASA spacecraft said that it's it's orbiting the lunar surface they're seeing earthquakes and it's wrinkler earlier and it's shrinking.

Man, what have? We will lose the moon, man. We're in trouble. Right? Right. Also, a sad news coming from, well, here in the U.S. They found out that sunscreen is better in Europe. How is that possible?

How does Europe have better sunscreen than us? According to this study, American lotion is goopier, greasy, and less protective than the stuff in Europe. How is that possible? That is un-American for that to be true. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. And for those of you so mad at people banning plastic,

I mean, researchers have found a plastic bag at the ocean's deepest depths. An expedition to the bottom of the Mariana Trench discovered several plastic candy wrappers. I have a feeling that we're going to hear that those candy wrappers they were like attached to the little sub that's down there looking around.

I find it hard to believe that you're going to see the Milky Way or the baby Ruth wrapper at the bottom of the Marianna Trench. Possible? Sure. possible sure do I

do I doubt it I question it I question it I do question it and I'll leave you if you're waiting in line at the drive-thru today

which one you're waiting in Burger King McDonald's Chick-fil-A taco bell KFC Dunkin' Donuts Wendy's

do you want to know where the weight is the longest okay your longest weight line McDonald's then Chick-fil-A, then Taco Bell, then Wendy's, then KFC, then Dunkin' Donuts, then Burger King.

So Burger King is the shortest waitline. A kind that might mean that Burger King is the least amount of cars in the drive-thru? So it would mean that maybe McDonald's and Chick-fil-A have the most cars in the drive-thru, which is why it's taken longer to go through there. But just so you know, if you're in a hurry, you can save yourself Dard near a minute and a half if you go to Burger King instead of McDonald's. So good luck. Don't forget to subscribe to Chewing the Fat.

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