Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 101 | I Eat A** Sticker, Florida Man Back on The News, & App Fatigued

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

Jeffy does a lot of Florida man stories on today's show. Then Jeffy finds a story about a dead woman on the passenger side. Are we app fatigued? You tell us Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I think I have to apologize today. Start off with an apology. Yesterday we talked about the genius of the man who had eaten for free at KFCs in South Africa by claiming that he was from the home office and he was there to report on the stores and he was there. He needed to eat free food. According to KFC, you know, the South African main office. They say it's fake news. Didn't happen.

Now, if that's true, then I'm sorry. I'm sorry the man isn't a genius. It's just a story. But their story is that it's fake news. It didn't happen because it could never have happened. There's no way that someone could have gone into their stores purporting to be from the home office and eaten for free. I don't think that's true. So maybe I take my apology back.

I have a set of drums in my garage. Had them there for, I don't know, 10 years. So they're a great set of drums. Man, they are. They've moved with me from Florida, Pennsylvania, to Texas. And they're still right there in the garage. My kids are like, let's set up the drum set. You know, ooh, man, wish we could.

Wish we could. So there's a stack of Florida man stories today. I don't know where we start. I really don't know where we start. It's fascinating to me the stories that we have today. Maybe we just start with how much money is too much money. You know, I talked a little bit about it on Pat Gray this morning. Pat Unleashed.

I did Chew in the Fat segment. And I talked about the Monet painting sales, $110,747,7,000. That's a good price tag. My daughter better keep painting. My daughter better keep painting. Because there was other paintings that sold as well, not for 110 million, but four millions.

Six people in eight minutes were at the auction bidding on this Monet's Haystack series, number 25. It's the Claude Monet's M-E-U-L-E-S series, so it's the M-A-L-E-L-E-S series. So it's the M-A-M-A-M-A-L-A-S. It's a Haystack series. So this lady bid on it

for $110,710,747,000. It's a good price tag. Good price tag. Now, she got that. But she wasn't done. She bid on another painting for $14 million. She got that one cheap. She got that one cheap.

So that's not, I mean, somebody spent about $125 million last night on a couple of paintings. I just want you to know that you can contact me. Just direct message me at Jeffrey JFR. My daughter has artwork. She'll even create some stuff for you. If you follow me on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, I post some of her work. work. In fact, not long ago, I posted something. She brought down, she showed it to me. She left it there next to my desk. And so, you know, I snapped a shot and posted it. I get a message the next morning.

Hey, take it down. I brought that to show you. I don't really like it. It was just a test painting. Take it down. I mean, I just posted on an instant. Take it down. Okay, okay, calm down. Have a little fitness artist. So I'm just saying that for a lot cheaper than $110,747,000, I'll be happy to get you some artwork. I will work with you. I promise. Some of this artwork is fascinating to look at too because I look at some of the artwork that went last night for like 50 million bucks. This one painting went for 50 million. Come on now. Come on. I know it's all in the eye of the behold and it's supposed to be all goody-goody, but you need art signed by Maya for cheaper than that, man.

If you have artwork signed by Maya, my daughter, I will get it to you for cheaper than that. And it will be better and you will enjoy it more, I promise. That is just remarkable to me that people are paying that for that. Remarkable. All right, what else? We have so much to tell. We can talk about the Southwest Airlines.

We can fly again. We can fly again. do I want to fly again? Do I have a pilot again? It's like airlines in the air forever now. Thank you for flying. This isn't Fisher Eye. Fisher Air.

This is Southwest Airlines. Well, thank you. I know we've been out here on the, the tarmac, four hours. And I know that the flight attendants are, you know, they've been stuck out there with you as well. And look, we're on our way to Austin. We're stuck here in, we're stuck here in Sacramento, and we got to hit LA and then we've got to head to Austin, but we're just stuck here in Sacramento for a while.

So I was going to have the flight attendants bring you some water that we've been, so I know you've been stuck on the tarmac for hours. And I don't want to hear any jokes from anybody sitting in their seats about, I don't know how to bring us some vodka. If I hear any of those jokes, I'm going to pull this thing back up to the back up to the, back up to the, the window and you're going to have your ass off this plane. Do you hear me? Unbelievable. So all that takes place, some flight attendant gets her little panties in a wad. Because some guy made a joke.

She's cranky anyway. Everybody's cranky. What's the joke? That was it. See, they were bringing glasses of water and the guy said, oh, I ought to bring us some vodka. I have to wait out here this long of time. Right. So she gets her, I told her, she got her panties in a watch.

She got all butt hurt because she's been stuck out there too. She's not happy. We get it. You're stuck out there too, which, by the way, that's one of the, that's a dumb thing that the airlines do. But she comes, storms back to the guy and says, I don't think that. And I don't like your joke. My wife was like, hey, why you get so butt hurt? Even the wife.

I love her. Oh, I love her. Thank you. We've been on this plane for hours. Well, I've been here too. So get used to it. So then she storms off. And then she talks to the pilot.

The pilot pulls up because the pilot doesn't know exactly the pilot's going by the flight attendant. Right? Somebody's, they got a bad passenger. They got to go. So when they get back to the gate and open the door, they come in. Other passengers are like, what are you doing? This guy didn't do anything. thing. I mean, the passenger is sticking up for them. That doesn't work though. They still take

him off the plane. The other passengers should have walked off too. If the passenger, at that time, you're not going to because you've been stuck on that tarmac for hours too and you're like, oh my God, I can't believe they're doing it to this guy. Right. And you stand up and you say, look, the guy didn't do anything. Let them be out of the plane. We all got to go back. Let's go. Still doesn't work. Do you walk off the plane with them? Or do you sit back down? and I go, sorry, bud. Take care.

I got to- I got to go to L.A. And then I got to go to Austin. We've been stuck here for a few hours. It sucks to be you. And it does. So he leaves. And they don't even do it.

They don't arrest him. They don't arrest him. They just take him off the plane. Southwest is now, oh, we regret any less than positive experience a customer has on board our aircraft. We welcome over 100 million customers each. year. That could go down quite a bit and keep this crap up. I'll tell you that. We aim to maintain the comfort of all while delivering Southwest hospitality. We will share

this report with other customer relations teams. Will you? Will you? Southwest? I mean, it's kind of agonizing. And that's just, I mean, I realize that the flight attendants have to put up with quite a bit. Do they? I've given of the benefit of the doubt. I'll have to just push this stupid little cart. I've given up the benefit of the car. I know. Look, look.

I know there are waitresses in this guy. I get it. Not any more than they even serve food. Or they're waiters. It's a bartender. Male or female. Yeah. All right.

Barmaids in the sky. We got to talk to that one. There's one, there's one flight attendant that does a podcast. I'd love to talk to her for life. I can't remember. You know, what's her name? And we've got to talk to her. She's, give me her name and I'll call it.

No, I bet she's, you know. Betty in the sky, that's her name. Betty in the sky. Dot net is the website. There you go, Betty. You get a little free plug from chewing the fat. You're welcome. But we should talk to her a little bit.

What's that? Do those plugs work? Yes. Hello? Wow. Wow. I mean, spin the globe. Look at the free Coca-Cola Zero we get every day when I go to the break room and drink my Coca-Cola Zero sugar.

Yeah, you're questioning now? That's what I thought. Yes. That's what I thought. You can't. Speaking of Coke Zero, though, I want to thank Natalie, who sent gifts today during Pat Unleashed, and she sent me a little portable Coca-Cola Zero refrigerator. Where is it?

It is so cool. It's in my office. It's in my room. We're in the break room. So why isn't I here? What's that? We're in the break room, right? Yeah, yes.

So why isn't I here? And I haven't walked over to the break room yet. I just was speaking of Coca-Cola Zero. I'm just saying, thank you. Natalie is really cool. And it works. It has a Coca-Cola Zero, and I will post a picture of the closed and open refrigerator.

But it is a cool little thing. Thank you so much. I love it. I love it. And it's got the, you can plug it in. to the wall here in the office, or I can put it in my car and plug it into the cigarette lighter.

Come on. They're not cigarette lighters anymore. Oh, my God. There's no such thing as cigarettes anymore in the world. Even though my car has a place for the lighter and an ashtray where ashes would go if you were to smoke in there. But that doesn't exist anymore.

Doesn't exist anymore. But I could use it in my car too so I can have a little fridge in my car. That's world class right there. I'll be traveling with my Coke Zero. fridge. Nice. Nice. Thank you, Natalie. I appreciate it. It was great. Of course, my gift.

Yeah, no, it came to the pack, great on-lease program. You're not part of that? Oh, wait. I waited for him. I said, I have my part of that. I have that show out. I have all the shows out. I've produced it for all the shows. That's what I do here. So speaking of traveling, speaking of traveling, a man drove with this dead wife as a passenger from Texas to Arizona.

So if he heard our podcast, he's doing it wrong. All you have to do is download the app. Say it so much with you. And you're good. You get the discount. Actually, you don't have it done that yet because it made me so mad. 14 cents, baby. Because they're lying to you with those signs.

The sign doesn't say cheaper with more people when you download the app. When you download the app. It just says cheaper with more people. Yes. So if I have more people, I expect it to be cheaper. Oh, baby, no. We're not that smart. I really have a Texanx.

Texas rules are not that smart. Really frustrating. So, which, and this guy obviously realizes they're not that smart, or doesn't realize that they're not that smart. So he just left the body in. So he gets pulled over. And I'm thinking, well, you know, he's got pulled over. The driver, Roddy Puck at 70 years old.

He got pulled over. His wife was four years older than him. So, and I'm thinking, well, man, you're traveling with your dead wife. Why would you? You don't really, you know, you're looking to not get pulled over probably. That's not really true with Roddy. He's at the hotel that they stayed at. The, they left.

And then they stopped at a restaurant, or I said they, he stopped at a restaurant with, you know, the dead body. And parked to pick up food. And the restaurant said, yeah, hello police. I noticed that the guy just picked up some food from me, but man, he looks naked, and so does the female in the car. They both look naked in the car and it seems to be a problem. So the police pulled them over. Is that reason enough to pull people over if you think they're naked?

I mean, the old man's got underwear on. He wasn't even naked. So he's got like a swimsuit on. Right? Does he have a swimsuit? or underwear. Man, either or? I mean, you tell me you haven't gone swimming in your underwear before.

No. Tell me, that's what I thought. You can't because everybody has. I just said no. I haven't. Everybody has gone swimming in their underwear. Have you? So everyone has gone swimming in their underwear. Perhaps I didn't speak English.

So the police pull them over and he notices that the female is bent over in the front seat of the car naked, head down on the floor. Like, dude, what do you? She's dead. She's dead. She died last night at the hotel room. If you go back and look at the footage, you'll see me carry her out in a shopping car with a rug over, threw her in the car. I just figured, you know what, we were on a trip. We were heading into Arizona. I'm going to finish the trip with her. We have an itinerary to finish.

We're dead or alive. We're going. We're going. So sad. Why are you laughing then? I'm not. But you are. No, I'm not. I am not laughing at. They don't know if, now, according to the preliminary look at the body, said that there was some sort of blunt force trauma.

I mean, she could have fallen, right? She could have fallen. Maybe she was tipped over in the front seat because she broke her hip. You know, she's 74. Do they check the hips? They will. It doesn't say this in the story. They haven't got there yet.

so he's sad right he doesn't want to go anywhere without the wife so he throws her in the car and he goes on the trip it's just sad just sad because people don't have a lot of friends i was just looking at this new study talked about uh you know the average american has five good friends why are we sad it is sad it is sad for the old man too i mean puckett whatever his name is yeah rodney puckett Sad for him. But the average American has five good friends. Three best friends. That's a lot.

Eight people they hang out with, but not one-on-one. Not one-on-one. Another 50 casual acquaintances. Hey, it's up yet I-9. And 91 people, they're only friends with on social media. So the top three places where we make lasting friendships, work, high school, college. On to all those.

Top five characteristics of a good friend. Here we go. Hit me. Let me write this down. Good deals on drug buys. Bies you a lot of alcohol. Oh, no, wait, that's another line here. It says you're five characteristics on a good friend.

Honesty. trust loyalty kindness good sense of humor so if you want to you know the top five characters is a good friend honesty

trust loyalty kindness good sense of humor you only have two I only have two for whom like as you and my friend

you only have two of those you are kind and you have a good sense of humor that's about it. Let's be clear about something, okay? I have a good sense of humor with every human on the planet. That's what I said. That's the two that you have. And I am not kind.

You're kind. I am not kind. You're big teddy bear. I am not kind. And plus you're like one of the 91 people that I'm only friends with on social media. I have no issue. I mean, I guess I could call you a casual. acquaintance. We're Facebook friends.

Yeah, we are. You don't buy me alcohol. What I am though is I don't understand like I am I am weird in the way that like like I love people and I love specific people and we're friends while we're together but I could move on. You know, like if you Let's say, let's say for example, Chris, you left. Dear Lord, please make that happen with every ounce of energy.

Let's just say for an example that you were to leave and find another place of employment soon. Let's say that were to happen. You know, I could, you know, would I miss you? Yeah. Would I call and try to still be friends? No. You can maybe message me on Facebook.

Hit me up on Messenger. Hey. A message ever so often. Hey, chat. Hey, what's going on? Oh, you're still talking? Yeah, no. I was just like, no.

I mean, you'll still have my email address. Maybe your new email address would go right to spam. Not that it would. I've had the same phone number. I wouldn't answer. So it goes right to voicemail, but you could call. You know, that kind of thing. I'll take back the kindness.

You just have a good sense of humor. All right, let's go to Florida. I mean, we might as well just go to Florida. I've got stacks and tags of Florida. Really, it's almost, I mean, every day is the Florida day. Right? I mean, Florida, I miss living in Florida. I miss living in Florida.

In fact, you look at... Where did you live in Florida? What's that? Where did you live in Florida? I lived in, I mean, predominantly. Tampa Bay, that neck of the woods. Were you the first one to broadcast his own car accident to? Was that you?

I don't know that I ever told that story before, but yes. Oh, you haven't? Yes, I don't think I've told that story before. I was looking at the best states, as long as around Florida, the best states ranking from U.S. world in U.S. news, all right? And Florida is number 13. Not bad. Ah, that's pretty good.

Out of what? That's... So 13 out of what? Texas is 38th. I know. Way down there, man. So the top 10? Right?

I know. I know. And, you know, my wife is big on Pennsylvania. That's 41. Ooh. Again, you haven't answered my question. Out of what? So the top 10, best states of this race.

ranking. Number 10. Colorado. Oh. Because of the weed. Number nine. Nebraska. No.

I'm sorry. First of all, right now, Nebraska's completely underwater. Nobody wants to talk about it. Nobody's talking about the flooding out there. But you go, you fly over Nebraska. What do you see? Is that a lake?

Is that a ocean? Is everybody not has a lake side view? An ocean? It's also underwater. Plus, you get out, you get out into the far western end of Nebraska. That's like living in the panhandle of Texas, man. There ain't nothing out there, man.

I mean, nothing. My stepdad was born in Broken Bow, Nebraska. There's nothing out there. Number eight, Massachusetts. That's because you got Focanas up there. Number seven, Virginia. That's because you have Hampton and Norfolk. Number six, Maryland.

That's because it's next to D.C. Number five, Vermont. That's because you got Bernie Sanders. Number four, Utah. That's because you got that guy. What's his name? Mitt. Mitt.

Mitt. Mitt Romney? But I was not going for Mitt Romney, though. I was going for the other guy. Really? Romney's a ketchup guy. Mike. Mike Pence is Indiana.

Mike Huckoldby is Arkansas. Mike Lee. Yeah, Mike Lee. Yeah. Utah is actually beautiful. I could live in Utah. Well, it's gorgeous. Number three, Minnesota.

That's because you got bears. Oh, cheese. Cheese, you got cheese there. No, that's Wisconsin. Sorry, wrong state. Keep going, though. Keep trying. Keith Ellison.

No, because you got snow. Minnesota. It's the land of lakes. Minnesota is so. Oh, it's Michigan. No, Michigan is the Great Lakes state. Minnesota is, my God, you need to go back to school so bad. I swear.

I swear, I never went to school. And I seriously read or something, do something. Number two, New Hampshire. New Hampshire? That's the, it's the live for your day state. That's because it's number two because, I don't know. Number one, the great state of Washington. Oh, that's because you got the woods.

So anyway, congratulations to Florida for being 13th. Who's at the bottom of the list? 13. We'll go all the way back down to the bottom of the list. Ooh, Louisiana. That's because you got dark names. Louisiana's at the bottom. Wow.

Because it's underwater. That hurts. Yeah, no kidding. Number 49, Alabama. Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, the bottom three. Are you kidding me? This is a flawed report. I'm sorry, it's flawed.

Ohio should be the worst state. Ohio's the worst state in the union. There's no way. California is the worst state. No, it is not. Ohio. I was born in Michigan, man. We hate Ohio.

Okay. This is the way it is. Let's go to Florida. Number 13. You still didn't answer the question of how many. Number 13. Florida man arrested for slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputy say.

That story will move on. Florida man who stole piece of ancient stonehenge 60 years ago gives it back. Why would you give it back? Robert Phillips, now 90 years old, and originally from the UK, took the piece of Stonehenge in 1958. And it's kind of like a library book. You've had it that long time. It just it's yours. You get something that long.

It's yours. According to the press release, Phillips kept the core of one of the stones after it was removed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He kept it, one was a trophy, 42-inch piece of stone. That's a huge. That's a good size piece of stone. Came to New York, historic stone, cherished the souvenir, decided to return.

To his home on the eve, his 90s birthday. His son said, hey, dad, you're an idiot. No, his sons came with him to the United Kingdom and returned. My father has always been in the rest of an archelaide. Yeah, his brother. He doesn't say the dad just hit 90 He was like, ah, you know, I probably should give that back. You don't find out that the Stone Age was a pig rusting?

Yes. As a matter of fact, we did. They've been finding pig bones and cow bones there. All it was was just a barbecue joint. They brought it all the tribes just to show up in Stonehenius, just have a big barbecue. That's all it was. But we got to keep, heaven forbid, we don't,

we keep a piece of the rock, a piece of the barbecue pit. Florida man arrested over, Oh, this story. Wait a minute. I'm saving that story until last. I didn't realize that was in the story because I have it on the, I have an open on my internet. Florida man who claims he was sleepwalking when he reportedly stabbed his roommate to death.

His sentence to life. Guilty, guilty, guilty. Uh, yeah, you, you were sleepwalking? Is that, is that what you're saying? Yes, sure it was. You know, no. The jury said, uh, no. Uh, next thing you know, I was standing over.

over top of her. I have a knife of my hand covered in blood. I was confused, scared. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what it happened. You know, I have quite a few years to think about it. Figure it out. Maybe you can figure,

maybe you can think about it. Maybe you could noodle it out in that jail cell for the next few years. Maybe you have knelt out of how you should have done it. I don't know differently. In the words of the great television attorney, Ben Matlock, murder is a messy business. Florida ban arrested over, I eat ass stick.

I this story is I first read the story and I thought you have got to be kidding me so he gets pulled over and the cop being a fine upstanding police officer wants him to take the sticker off and he says no how about no so they arrest him good they take the car you see They've got the IES sticker on the back. And, oh, we're violates the state obscenity law. No, no, it doesn't. So, the deputy then said, a parent of a small child would explain with those. Shut up. I don't want my kid to have said,

Daddy, what's I eat ass? If you're being serious right now, I am being serious. Turn your mic off. Oh, my God. If you see a sticker like that and your kid is in the car and you can't tell your kid, hey, he's talking about a donkey, he's talking about a stupid person, it's a joke. You can't tell him that.

You're afraid to talk to your kid over that. You should not have children. You should be taken away. Someone should call CPS on you or DPS or whatever the hell, SPS they want to call themselves. Whatever they want to, whatever kind of SS they want to call themselves. Not the SS. Whatever they want to call themselves. That's who should be called.

Bill O'Reilly killed. Whatever. Remember that killing the ass? Whatever else? Yeah, thank you. I mean, that's still the number one seller on Amazon probably. I mean, that's agonizing. It's just a sticker.

Stop it. I am not the word police, but if the cop can't say something to his kid about that, then he's the one that with the problem. Not the I eat ass sticker. Sorry. So they charged him and then charges were dropped. That's right. The district attorney was like,

oh yeah no the state attorney was like he's right go ahead go ahead so he started to go fund me page because they I had to pay for at a post bond

when they arrest him and he also which I you know he'll get that back but they towed his car I mean he should be getting that back too he shouldn't have to pay to get that out

they have to pay it no he should not have to pay that put it in there you have to pay it it's not their fault it sure is hell is they're the one that arrested him and had it towed. Is that towed people's fault? No

and I didn't say it but it's the police department and or the state should pay that bill. No. Absolutely. 100%. And on top of which, those towing people. Those are criminals. No, they're not. Criminals. The backbone of this country

next to talk triage. Look, I know I know your people are big in the tow truck industry. We are. Yeah. I just said that. have a corner in the market. Believe me, I know. But criminals. The tow truck people and dentist go to the same criminal school.

They go to the same criminal schools. The tow truck people are the worse, are even almost worse than the dentist. Because I know that they need their money, but A, they charge way too much money. How do you know? Oh, my. They signed a contract. I worked at a place once where they, they, the, the, the park. lot was next to a stadium.

All right. So whenever the stadium had events, the owner of the property that I was working at, I worked at a store on the property, on a separate piece of property. He had this crowd come in with their little Radio Shack headsets and tow trucks parked out back. So anybody that parked in the parking lot that was going to the event, as soon as they crossed the street. Yeah, we've got a red Toyota in parking.

That's good. And off it goes. Bye. I told away, man. I mean, I've had a cut. They screwed up a few of them. Very few, but they screwed up a couple, you know, where people were, it was, they crossed the street and then they came back or whatever. They weren't going to the event.

And so, you know, questionable. But the people would come out of the event, man, and they were asked. Where's my car? I just put up a sign, man. Let's put up a sign outside the door. We're not responsible. Call that number. They'd call that number.

as these people told your car. So they tow your car. They take it, it's about two miles away from the lot you parked in. All right? They only take cash. Yep. Cash business.

And it's like a couple hundred bucks. That is highway robbery. They charge you for storage and the highway robbery. I had a guy told one of my cars once. Did you park wrong? The apartment complex, the apartment complex, was a little upset that I still had my car parked in their parking space after we moved out early.

I don't understand it. But whatever. And so they had it towed. So the guy, at first, the guy, so the guy contacts me and said, hey, I told your car, you owe me this point. I'm like, it's yours. Cheers. It's your car. I don't want it.

I'll sign, you know, I'll sign the title over to you're yours. Oh, well, you still have to pay me for the tow job in the parking. Nope. It's yours. he sent me bills at least three months at least three months he sent me a bill and every month it was more because he's charging me because it's parked in his lot

right so then he sends me a letter saying hey I'm going to auction your car off whatever the difference is you still owe me he tried he did try he should not have wasted any more money after I told him it's yours because whatever mail

whatever mail costs he had, whatever auction costs he had, he should have had saved that and just sold it for parts and took the money and been done with it. So he cost himself more money because I said, it's yours.

I'm not paying you anything. You can say I owe you whatever you want. It doesn't matter. We're done. All right, let's go to the break room, the actual break room. I want to have a Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. And did I thank Natalie for my Coca-Cola Zero refrigerator that I got today?

I don't think I did. Thank you. Natalie, I appreciate it. Is the camera on you because you're shaking your head? Yes, like I thanked Natalie for the Coca-Cola Zero refrigerator. So I don't know if the people can see your head shaking up and down like, yes, I already thanked her. But I don't think I did. I'm going to look at the camera and say, Natalie, thank you.

I appreciate it. It means a lot to me. So, I don't think this is going to be good. And I don't know why. I just have a, I mean, I hope it works out.

But Disney is going to take full operational control over Hulu now from Comcast. I know. And it's effective now. Comcast is going to be allowed to sell its 33% stake in Hulu to Disney. in 2004 for at least $27.5 billion

dollars. Okay. They guaranteed at least $5.8 billion for its Hulu stake for Comcast. Disney has agreed to pay Comcast for its Hulu content

for the next five years. NBC channels will be on Hulu Live at a higher rate than previously agreed. Of course. Interesting. Isn't Disney having their own platform? Yes, they are. That's what, so they're saying, what they're trying to say is that

this will be adult content and not Jeff Fisher adult content. Not like, oh yeah. We get it, Jeffrey. No, I'm just saying adult con, not my adult content. We get it. It'll be big guy content.

We get it. Do we? Yes. And Disney will be Disney, you know, kids and family. I have another theory. I don't think the app that they have was going to work. The Disney app?

That's probably a good bet. So. Why reinvent the wheel? Can we just use Hulu and just have it. Hulu Disney. Disney Hulu. I mean, Disney Hulu. Disney Hulu.

I mean, Disney will be first. Yes. But Disney Hulu. Yeah. At the second round. First will be Hulu Disney. Then the board people will be like, I think we need to put Disney first.

Yeah, no. Disney's always first, man. There's not going to be any, there's not going to be any, What do you think about Hulu Disney? Okay, Disney Hulu. There you go. How about just Disney?

And we'll say Disney. And you can get Hulu too. And then you can get Hulu too. I mean, that's probably, that's not a bad thought. So maybe it's not as bad as I think. It is just that they, why reinvent the wheel? Or maybe it's like a CRTV Blaze kind of thing, you know? Okay.

You need the platform. But if, well, that's the same thing, right? That's why instead of spending all this money to build the platform, Hulu's already got one, we'll spend the money. And he's already in your house. They were already there. 28 million already there. Yeah.

So they can jack the price up a little bit. $2 more than make it. NBC's going to charge it more anyway. CBS has got their own thing going now anyway. So does AMC. I mean, so many of the, some of the channels all have their own thing going. Which is a big mistake. There's another one, too, that has a, I just saw a,

I just saw an ad for another channel that's creating content. I thought, are you kidding me? And it's great content. Gosh, darn it, who was it? Fatigued. What was it? No, we're fatigued. We're app fatigued.

We are, I mean, we are app weary, man. It's getting close to be an app weary. And I don't want to be. Well, because if you add it all up, you already have a, what? A bill? Oh, I've got a bill. I've got a bill all right. I mean, there's...

It doesn't be 12 bucks, and that's it. Right. And I think where we're going to have to go is on. Almost the, and I don't know how to do it right for them to make money. A package deals. But the package deal is going to have to be, look, I buy, I buy the Fisher App Store. Okay. So I spend, let's say I spend, I got to think this out of market, talking this out loud,

so I probably should do that like this. Well, someone has to be first and everybody goes on there. If you go to the Fisher App Store, all right? So now, I mean, you've got, go to the Fisher app store. and then if I can go to whatever show I want and pay for the show. The show is a buck or two bucks. So it's almost like music, right? That's already there.

Who does that? iTunes. They do that with shows too? I can do that with any, I mean, with any show. Then we're good. I think that's just, we need to do that. Someone needs to be number one. And I think Apple can take that to be number one.

Hey, come to me. Here's what you get. Except that they don't play nice with other people. They hate other people. They hate it. And other people will be pissed. So we need somebody for the other people. Fisher App Store can meet the other people.

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You do. And I'm looking at you, too, specifically. Every time I look at the camera, I was so conscious now of looking at the stupid camera that's right in front of me. That's all I do. Reminder, it's not on. It's not on. Sad news, too, we got yesterday, too. Another death.

Another death in the world. Right. Thank you. At the age of 84, iconic, iconic UFO researcher, Stanton T. Friedman, dead. You've heard Stanton on all the coast-to-coast shows and all the UFO shows. He was a big-time guy. He was one of the first ones that started the Roswell story

and really went in and dug deep into the Roswell story. Has you in the TV show, Roswell? Yeah. Have you? What platform is it on? I don't know anymore. I just go, I don't want to watch it. All I want to do is watch the show.

That's it. I don't want to spend an hour looking for a bunch of shows. I just want to watch the show. That's all I want. Is it so hard? It's so hard to ask. When I see a show, it should automatically be on my TV. I shouldn't have to look any farther.

It should go, oh, that looks like a good show. It should be there. it should be there you know what else i saw too today that really ticked me off what's that apollo 11 the documentary no why would that tick me off i uh i i said robert de nero has got a new commercial out for a bagel company all right that's how i mean robert the great robert de nero is doing a two minute you know mini movie commercial for a bagel company that's how good he's doing although i know he's in the new joker movie coming out here pretty soon too but uh and i can't take him. He just drives me so insane.

But I like so much of his work. So I watched the bagel, mini bagel commercial movie to thinking that, oh, just do something to piss me off. It's really good. He plays a mobster, you know, and there's the bagels and it's the whole story. It's really good. So yeah, I had an opportunity

to see the bagel commercial with Robert De Niro. Just know that it's good. You don't have to like Robert De Niro. He just have to like his word. What's the bagel company? You know Walmart Yesterday

trying to catch up with Amazon The world's largest retailer By the way Walmart I don't know how long that's going to last Started rolling out Free Next Day delivery Phoenix and Las Vegas Right now

It plans to roll out to 75% of the U.S. By the end of this year They're just getting that program up and run Why those two? Phoenix and Arizona Phoenix is in Arizona, yes, and then Las Vegas, which is in Nevada. So. Why are those two deserts?

You know what they like? Who's ordering in the desert? Seriously, who's ordering that? Phoenix and Las Vegas are a pretty big, good-sized cities. I don't know. How about Dallas, New York? That's too big. Orlando, you know, Los Angeles.

Those are too big right now. We need cities that are big but not big. You can quote it. You can quote me on that.