Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 102 | Raccoons and G.C.B.’s | Guest: Ami Horowitz

Episode Date: May 16, 2019

Looks like the news aren't slowing down and something is coming. Looks like the zombies are here (raccoon form). We have a guest who is running for a Presidential nomination AmiForAmerica.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I realize this warning comes from Riverside, Illinois. However, I believe that this warning should be out to the entire continent, every state, every country in North America. Police in West Suburban Riverside has issued warning to pet owners about zombie raccoons. Zombie raccoons! Now, when they have the disease, they sometimes walk up. their back legs stagger and bear their teeth. We've talked about them before.

We've talked about other places around the country that have zombie raccoons. I'm telling you, something is going on. Something has happened, man. Now, they've got cases confirmed. The thing that really concerns me about this is that officials have urged dog owners. And I remember hearing about the zombie raccoons and stuff, but I don't remember all these warnings specifically that they were, it's so easy to. catch the zombie raccoon disease.

Because it talks about dogs being exposed to coughing and sneezing. The disease can stay in the environment for a while. If your dog is unvaccinated, you got to get, I mean, if you're an anti-vacc animal person, get over it. Move on, man. Otherwise, you're going to be a part of zombie raccoons. It can be spread by most bodily fluids. Wow.

So if you're feeding wild, live. anything out. The cat, the dog's out in the backyard, and they're eating and the raccoon sneaks up. And then licks. And then your cat comes up and licks. Your cat is going to be a zombie raccoon. So I know they're concerned.

They're saying, hey, be careful and look for symptoms, including watery eyes and nose discharge, sneezing, coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, tremors, seizures. if I were if I were to come into my backyard and I would say oh hey look at that there's a raccoon out in the backyard and he looks at me and he gets up on his hind legs

and he starts to stagger and bear his teeth so much for zombie raccoon have a nice day now I guess you'd have to put some kind of mask on though when you go up to it or something because then you might end up being zombie raccoon human. That'd be in big trouble. There's a story somewhere.

A guy in Germany is killing people with crossbows. I mean, maybe that's what he's doing. Maybe he's, you know, oh, hey, there's a zombie raccoon. Oops. Oops. Got the human. Have I killed five people with my crossbow already? They had zombie raccoon disease.

I don't know what to tell you. Sorry. I don't know what to tell you. So bad. Oh, we might have to fly Fisher Airline, too. Every day there's a new airline story. All right, before we do Fisher Air, I will tell you about the,

the, what did I want to talk about? Oh, the Charlotte story. So a Charlotte brewery has its van stolen. Okay. Now, they're all happy that they got it back in 42 minutes. So the van stolen, their Facebook page posts a picture of the van, the unknown brewing company. And it says, she's gone. And it tells people, hey, our van is missing.

Someone had taken it. Please help us find it. Whoever finds it, Brad will buy you a keg party. if you stole it, bring it back. We'll also get a keg party too. Doesn't matter. DM us if you see it. 42 minutes later, a lady

DMs, hey, I saw your van on the street. It's outside along the street. And they got it back. So she's getting the keg party. Now, everybody is saying what a great thing this is. What happens? I mean, if I am the lady and I stole the van and now there's a big story about it being stolen,

I think I report it right away. Yeah, hey, hello, Brick Company. Yeah, I saw your van outside on my street. I didn't have anything to do with it, but it's out there and there you go. And you're welcome, man. I get the keg party, right? So all you got to do is offer people a keg party, man. You'll get your product back.

It's good deal. 42 minutes. I believe that's a record time, record time for getting your stolen van back. All right. Thank you for flying fishery. Oh, that's the lot. Wait. Where's the...

I always thought we were flying air. What's doing? Who's flying this thing anyway? All right, we're going to be... Thank you for flying fish here. We're going to be flying into Caracas. We're going to be landing there. We're preparing to land fish of air into Carago.

What's that? The United States transportation by... Peripitz all kinds of air travel into Venezuela now. I think you're flying fish. We're ever going to be turning this thing around. We're not going into Venezuela. Those of you thought we were vacationing in Venezuela, you're wrong. Yeah, we're...

That's why this is we're landing this thing. I love the idea that we just decided... Do you know what? And we're... We've decided that other planes, too. Yeah, nope. You're not going to that country. It's the way it goes.

I love it. It should have happened a long time ago, man. If Venezuela keeps saying that we're at fault, then let's be at fault. Let's be at fault. Let's be the ones that decide. Oh, you know what? People aren't coming here. That's the way it goes.

I think they're meeting, too. Is this too politics? It's too politically. They're meeting now to try to come together and get peace between the two leaders. There's really only one leader. One guy took it over and one guy was voted in. So I think there's only really one. But that's not how it works in today's world.

For those of you thinking about going on, I know that Glenn is pushing his big cruise coming up, the come sailorway.com cruise. Have fun. I want you to go. Enjoy it. I would like to go to see Croatia, the rest of the places I've pretty much been. But when there's news that Taco Bell is opening a taco themed hotel and resort, why in the world would you want to go on a cruise when you could go stay?

at the Taco Bell Hotel and Resort in Palm Springs, California? It makes no sense. It's going to be, I mean, you can be able to stay maybe in the Bean Burrito room. Maybe take a taco, maybe get a taco massage. I don't know. I'm all about this, man. So that's going to be opening up very soon in Palm Springs, California. and you're going to be able to get the exclusive apparel.

Taco Bell inspired nail art and hairstyle options. I mean, hello. This is good stuff. Why do you want to go on a cruise? Especially when we get the story of the adult-only cruise ship has a norovirus outbreak. It's a newly renovated vessel. Just a month in his launch. People in the entire place got to.

sick and passengers are vomiting and ill. This kind of boils into why I don't like cruises. That's going to be tough. Now, is that going to happen at the Taco Bell Resort? No way. People will not get sick at the Taco Bell resort. It just won't happen. It won't.

It won't. Oh. I want to talk about just a quick, we can talk about a little quick Game of Thrones. I want to tell you that coming up this coming Monday, we're going to do a special Game of Thrones broadcast. You know, we do Talking Thrones every week with Jason and my wife Amber and Dylan and myself. And we, you know, we recorded and it's there for you to, you know, download whatever you want.

Is that Stu's? Yeah, they're off. You're not going to, oh, darn the luck. You won't have Stu's recap. The recap this week was What's the word I'm looking for? Sad. Not good.

Yeah, not good at all. So we're going to go live and take your calls. So look forward to it Monday. 2 p.m. Central, 3 p.m. Eastern. You're going to have Game of Thrones Talking Thrones live. And then we'll post it.

So you can call in 888-90-33-93. Not yet, though. What's that? Monday. Well, you can call 88-90-33-9-3 anytime you want. I'm not picking up. That phone line is open 24-7. Yes, but I'm not picking up. Okay.

Somebody might. Someone might if they walk by. I've done that before. I've done that before. I've done that too, but I'm not picking up. Wow. Why do you hate our listeners? I mean, that's Chris Cruz,

hating our listeners right there. But I'm telling you we're going to be live at 2 p.m. Central, 3 p.m. Eastern for a live Talking Thrones to take your calls and recap the final episode. I mean, it's the final episode and the final show of Game of Thrones. It'll be, it'll be, it'll be fun. We'll see how the, we'll see how it ends. And I see now the parents are regretting naming their children after Game of Thrones characters. Why?

You love the characters. Name your kid that. Was it a good name from there. Apparently they started naming of the, let's see, the parents named their daughters after Calisi. We got Calices being being named. She had a bad week. No, but she went a little crazy.

And according to this, 560 parents of other Calices born last year. So there was more than that. There were Calices, the different spellings, of course. Everybody's got to have the different spellings. Oh, I like the one spelling, actually. And there's one spelling, K-H-A-L-E-S-I-S-I-S. I don't like that. that one. But I do like the C-A-L-E-E-S-I-S. So you still get the Calisi but just spell different.

And then you get the K-H-A-L-E-E-S-I-E-S. So everybody's trying to be a little... Stop it. But they're a little upset. What do you mean? Letters put together. It just makes a word? I mean, I'm not saying that I've done that with my children. You have. Maya, how you spell Maya? M-Y-A? That's how you spell it?

Nope. Yeah. M. Y. A. Maya. That's not Maya. But I didn't tell you her. Maya is M-A-Y-A. She has two middle names. Of course, because your kids have to be special.

And the one middle name is letters from family members that are important. So. And actually came with a name? Yeah. Sakari. I'm sorry? Sakari. Sakari.

Sakari. Sakari. Can you spell that for me? Maya Sakari. S-A-K-A-R-E. Right? Is that right? That was right.

I still tell my kid's name. Hold on a second. S-A-K-A-R-I-E. Yeah, that's right. I remember it. I'm right. And that says Sakari? Yeah, S-A-R-I-E.

And those are all important people in my wife's, my wife's life. Not mine. I don't care about them. Nobody in that list. don't tell her I said that and as long as we're on Game of Thrones just a side note they're already filming the prequel series has already started

so those of you that are going to be so devastated that Game of Thrones is over this Sunday A, it's not over until you get the live Talking Thrones on Monday and B, it's not really over because you're going to get up the prequel shows of Game of Thrones will it be as good? I don't know

this last season of Game of Thrones has really been I don't want to say disappointing but leave it for Monday this is Shunda Fat, not talking thrones All right, so let's go to the break room. I need a drink anyway. Seriously, it's time for a Coca-Cola zero shit.

Oh my gosh, so good. So as long as we're in the break room, I had an opportunity to talk to Ami Horowitz yesterday. He was wandering around the building, just looking for somebody to talk to because he was looking for people to, you know, invest in his campaign. And I was like, all right, come on in.

Let's see what you're doing. And so I want you to enjoy, you know, enjoy a quick interview with Ami Horowitz and his, in his Democratic campaign, how he wants to get on the debate stage with all the other Democratic candidates. In the interview, we talked about Bill de Blasio not being in the race. And we also talk about how he probably won't get in the race. And Ami has a great story of why he probably won't get in the race. But it appears that today, the 16th of May 2019, Bill de Blasio has decided that even putting the news that Ami tells us about in this interview, aside, we were wrong and he is in.

He is going in. I mean, it's amazing. Apparently, Mr. Bill de Blasio, mayor of New York City, didn't get the message. All right. So, you know, we don't do a lot of politics on chewing the fat, except that, you know, you know, You know, there are times when I want to talk a little bit. We've had a few of the, I like, I like the idea of, oh, wait, we're sending the alarm. You know, we're sending the politics alarm.

Yeah, there definitely needs to be an alarm set when we're doing this on chewing. I know. And, you heard the alarm. So it has to be done. The alarm went off, so it has to be done. Ami Horowitz is here. And he has started something that I found fascinating. I thought, that's, that's interesting.

interesting that he thinks that it's going to work. Now, Ami, welcome to chewing the fat. It's a pleasure. I'm doing great. Thank you for having me. So, all right, what have you done? What have you done? What are you hoping to achieve? Well, I'm hoping to become president. What do you mean? That's what I mean. You're actually running for president of the United States of America. My mother is so proud. I am, first, first of my high school to run for president in the United States. I got that alert. Lurt one now. I am running for president. It's hard. It's weird to say. I am

running for president of the United States of America. Fantastic. And we can do worse. Now are you, uh, yeah, absolutely we could do worse. Absolutely do worse. So does this, now you're running on the Democratic ticket. Correct. So does, are you, does that make you the 20th?

Where are you at in the window of the, 24? 24th. 24th. Yeah. Okay. So. Well, I was the 23rd. That's what, yeah.

The 20, somebody announced after me. Those bastards. Yeah. The governor of Montana. He couldn't even tell his... You know, talk about like nobody's. Right. Governor of Montana?

And he can't even tell you what he's good at. Come on. He's stumped. He asked him a question. He was stumped at the first day. Is that right? Yeah. It was amazing.

What's your good at? Uh, okay. Thank you. Well, my family. Okay, thanks. So you, but your name isn't up on the board yet, right? It is on, if you go to the, the, uh, the, Democratic nomination.

Okay. Pedia. Right. I'm on that. Excellent. Okay. But nobody else has put me on the board yet. Although I'm, so I can announce here, because I announced, I actually be the first place I'm

announcing this on broadcast what our actual number is. So we're just shy of 15,000 individual donors are ready. Okay. So we are, uh, a quarter of the way there. How many have to get? 65,000. 65,000 gets you on stage? Individual, so 65,000 individuals have to go to Ami for America.com and send me

any amount of money. One dollar is enough to qualify as an individual donor for my campaign. And when you qualify, when you hit the $65,000 market and you're at a point now, you're at, what you say, $15,000? $15,000. So you're at a point now where, I mean, I guess I'll give you a buck. Okay. I mean, you're at a point out.

Well, you know, if you were, if he pays, you get closer. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's almost there. I'll give him a buck. Yeah. Nobody in the audience should take that advice, just so you know, that is very poor advice. So, no, I just said I was going to give you a buck. Okay. What gets you, so you hit the $65,000, does that actually get you on the stage?

So I don't know how inside baseball you want to get on this thing, but so the way, so there's two ways to qualify. Okay. So, A, this is the easy part of it. A, you need 65,000 individual donors, or B, you have to hit 1% the polls on three qualified polls at the Democratic, but DNZ has agreed to. All right. So they have about 13 people who have done both.

So if they get more than 20 that have qualified for either one, then they go to step two. Step two are the people who qualify for both. That's more than 20. But very few people have that. So I think 13 people have that. I don't think more than 15 are going to hit both those things. Right. Then it goes to the next tiebreaker is the highest poll average for the people at the bottom.

But they're not going to have 20, I don't think, who qualify for the 1%. I don't they're going to have that. Right. So you're never going to hit that. You're never going to hit that other mark. A lot of people aren't hit that. That's fine. Then the third tiebreaker is just who has the most individual donors.

That's it. And that we can hit. That we can hit. Yeah, easy. And I'm not even certain they're going to have 20, frankly, that I'm not sure it's going to go to a tiebreaker. I think if you hit 65,000, I think it's a good shot you get in. Straight up.

I mean, you're going to be lucky by the time we roll around to that, right? What do you have until when to hit the 65,000 mark? So June 26 to 27 is when the debate is, but you have to hit it two weeks before that. So basically the middle of the first week of June. Okay. So we used to plenty of time. There's enough to, I don't throw it a buck.

All right. Oh yeah, we did it. We did it. I'll go to the website. Now he should be your model. Now that's your model. There you go.

Easiest thing in the world do. So are you, over the years you've been a filmmaker and you've been creating creating all kinds of video. You've done all this. You've been, looked at as someone who isn't a Democrat.

I would say. That doesn't mean that you weren't. I think that's fair to say. I think that's fair to say. You've been looked at that they weren't. So was that not true or you just didn't? I am a registered Democrat. Well, I believe that.

You were running for president of the United States. I am a registered Democrat ticket. Yeah. Okay. I mean, okay. I got it. Okay. So I have to repeat it again or I am a registered Democrat.

I mean, I got it. Okay. So why are you, are you, Are you giving up filmmaking or do you think that I've had enough of that? Yeah, I don't know if I can utilize a filmmaker and president. I'm not sure that's a doable proposition. Seems like you get a lot of time on your hand. It's only eight years.

So I've got time and I'm young. So I've got relative. So I've got time to go back to filmmaking after the eight years. Or I could just, you know, you know, charge a million dollars per speech and I can just do that. This is a good gig too. That's a pretty good gig. Probably better than filmmaking. Do I really have to go out of raft of the refugees across the ocean to get traction?

No, I can just give a speech. Give a speech, you're good. Right. So yeah, I think. Now, one of the other things that I, I'm just throwing this out there. Once you're in, you just strap on a GoPro and eight years later you put the footage together. Could you imagine what kind of documentary that would be? Could you imagine that documentary?

Let's throw it out there for you. Well, that's a really interesting thought. That certainly is. You don't even have to, I mean, just throw it on. Yeah. You know, you don't even look at the footage. It's funny you say that. I actually never thought about the fact that you pretty much can't have a career after your president.

Yeah. Right? You're done. You're really done. Unless you could pull, I think, a Taft who became the chief justice of Supreme Court. Which is always what you want. Building houses. Yeah, that's not a justice.

You know, that's a side gig. So, yeah, actually, I would probably end up never going back to filmmaking. That'll probably be it. And now I'll just, you know, just count my, you know, count my cash. And, of course, I spend time on my presidential library. Well, of course. I mean, you're going to have to get some extra donors for that. I got to pick a nice spot.

I'll tell you what. When you need money for your presidential library, you come back. Another buck? Another buck? I'll throw it more than a buck for that. If you've spent eight years in office, I'll throw it more than a buck. No problem. You got me for that.

Yeah. I won't even matter how many people, other people have donated. I mean, there's a lot of ways to make money. I mean, you could charge with Lincoln bedroom. There's a lot of ways to monetize the presidency other than just speeches. Legally, though? I mean, other presidents have done that. I mean, I don't know.

Is that not legal? Could I not charge people? I can't Airbnb. The Lincoln bedroom? Is that not legal? I don't think it. I don't know that it is. All right.

So I'll have to think of something else then. I mean, you know, maybe you do it under the, under the desk. I mean, it's not legal to Airbnb in New York City

and people still do it. Like they go under the radar. Right. I don't know. It's not really? No. New York doesn't. There's a lot of regulations.

You can't do it. I think you can only do it if it's your home. You can't do it as an investment property. I think is the rule. Well, that's kind of chintzy. Yeah, I mean, it's a liberal city in America. They're trying to make it difficult as possible for people to earn a living.

Isn't that interesting how that's what the left side is doing? How that happens. Because they want to make you dependent on the government. Huh. If you earn your own money. Has it Dengelbury jumped in yet? Has Dablasio jumped in yet? He has not.

I hope he does. Actually, so I have a DeBlasio story. So I was in Las Vegas hearing the president give a speech. And I'm flying back from Vegas to New York and I'm sitting in coach. because I can't afford for his class yet. Well, I mean, look, for eight years you're going to be flying the airplane in the world. Not according to the president.

Remember, he said he kind of looked at it and thought it was kind of dumpy. So, you know, hopefully he'll take care of that before. He's already taken care of. Before I take it. So, anyway, so I'm sitting there and I see de Blasio walking. And he's walking and I was like, oh, he won't sit next to me. He's sitting in first. No, walks to the coach.

Really? So I'm like, I'm looking around. I'm like, the place is pretty fit. only my row was open. Oh no. Oh, no. And of course, it's down next to me. Of course. So I'm thinking to myself, okay, what do we can discuss? He's alone?

He had an aide. Okay. And I'm thinking, okay, what do, you know, he? So he immediately starts talking to me. Didn't, doesn't know who I am. And I said, are you here for the president? We hear for the president's speech. He goes, oh, that's very funny.

So he was doing a, he was testing out the campaign. Oh, so he went for a campaign rally to see if he can get seven people show that. So that might have been why he's not running. That hurts. Yeah. So anyway, so we're sitting there and I'm thinking, okay, what do we talk about? I live in New York City. He has been the worst mayor I've ever experienced.

I believe that. And one of the worst mayor is I think of all time in New York. It's really destroying the city. So kind of pointless and talk about that with him, right? I mean, he's not going to get anywhere. He thinks he's the greatest. I think he's the worst. There's no discussion.

Right. So I said, so we started talking about... So you're doing anything else to put the city down at the toilet? That's right. Let me tell you some stories of what I've experienced. the smell the subway so no so we talked about anti-semitism the Democratic Party and we spent four and a half hours talking like it was the whole conversation the whole time wow yeah yeah that's really fascinating I mean I'm whether he said anything that was worthy or not it's not what he said

but rather was able to push the needle it definitely we're talking about and that's and that's meaningful right I think a lot of people would put their headphones on and you know oh yeah and he didn't know I was this big famous presidential candidate at the time. You know, he didn't know that, you know. He was tipping his toes. He doesn't know on the next president of the States of America. So he thought of some regular schmow. Right.

You know, not the political royalty that I've become. Thank you. You know? Thank you. So if you want to donate to your campaign, you go to. Ami for America.com. Ami for America.com. Send me to money.

And I promise you I will give you will never spend a better dollar than seeing me on the Democratic debate stage. throwing an intellectual hand grenade across the aisle. I will make that debate stage a very unsafe space. Now, I can send more than a dollar, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. There's a limit, though.

And I'm just going to throw this out here. I know you've got to go. Where am I going to come in? What am I doing? I got to do. Well, you're going to the next president of the United States. You're a busy man. You're busy man.

Look at the entourage around you. You could tell. That's right. What happens if you don't get the 60? I don't want to bring bad juju or anything. But what happens if you? If you don't hit the 65,000 mark. Is that something that's possible?

I think. Then I move on with my life. I mean, do I get my buck back? I take the L. I don't get the buck back. I'll tell you it's funny. So my wife says to me, because how much is campaign going to cost us?

I said, so I did the number. Not as much as your purses. Go back in the kitchen. Oh, wait. No, I shouldn't have said that. No, that's it. So I went through the accounting cost, legal costs, my lawyers, the web people,

so the PR people. it was $45,000. Okay. And I was like, she's like, what if we don't make that money back? I'm like, you know, we're going to eat it. Right. So, but this is actually for the campaign. Yeah, no, no, no.

Every dollar is being spent on the actual campaign. I don't know. There's a, I mean, we built a really nice, nice deal, too. Obviously, you're going to hit the $65,000. Of course. Throwing it. I'd like your wife here. If we don't hit it, then I'm out.

I don't know how many thousands of dollars for the campaign costs, but that's the cost of doing business. And it got me on the, the 45,000 was worth it just for this hit. It was worth it just to sit next to you. We're done talking right now. We're done with Omi Horowitz. How else you can't top that? Be sure to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

Thanks to Omi Horowitz for stopping by. He's fascinating guys. Funny. And well worth putting in a dollar. I'm not telling you, if you don't want to put money into his campaign, don't do it. But it's worth a buck. What are you going to do? It's worth a buck.

It's like a lottery ticket. It's worth a buck. But I want you to subscribe to chewing the fat with yours truly. That's all you need to do. Just subscribe. Tell your friends. Tell your family. Tell your neighbors.

Tell the guy that you're buying your lottery ticket from. Subscribe. When you, in fact, when you said, Ami a buck, just put a note. Hey, Ami, subscribe to chewing the fat. Just remind him to subscribe. And tell him to subscribe with all devices. All right. I don't even want one.

I don't want, when your kid says, hey, can you take a look? I think my phone needs to be updated. Go ahead and update it. But at the same time, subscribe to chewing the fat on your kid's phone. I want every device, subscribe to chewing the fat. Thank you. Okay. And then you can, you know, if it's Apple Podcasts or iTunes, you know, stuff like that,

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I mean, I don't think it's too much to ask for you to do your part. I mean, I give and I give and I give and I give. I just want something. I just want you to give a little bit back. That's all. So apparently, if you order an Uber, you're going to now be able to have quiet mode on your order. so that sends a clear signal to your Uber driver, hey, now is not the time for idle chatter.

I guess if you take Uber all the time, that's probably a good thing. That's probably okay. But, A, if you don't want to chat, if you don't want to chat, how about say, not right now, I got to think about some stuff. I don't want to talk right now.

Just get me to my destination, okay, please. How tough is that? I mean, it can't be that hard. It just cannot be that hard. to ask someone. Not right now. I got a... I just want a little quiet, okay?

I got to think about some things. Is the Uber driver going to say no? No, I want to talk. No, he's going to take you where he or she is going to take you where you want to go. It's ridiculous. But I'm sure they'll be hailed for that. They're trying to do things to, I don't know, up that stock price that's going through the floor. So good luck.

Good luck to Uber on that. Might be a good time. I'm not an investment broker. Far from it. But I'd be a good time to buy Uber. Just saying they're about through the floor on that bad boy. So it could only go up, right? Right.

It's no way it could go down any farther. Right. Right. Not a chance. If I buy Uber, if I were to go right now and buy Uber because I thought about it, you can count on it going a lot farther south. guaranteed. I bought, when I bought Bitcoin, I was all, how they talked me into it?

I was up for it. I said, all right, I'm in. You finally talked me into it. We made a joke of it for months. I didn't buy in. We made a joke of it for months. I didn't buy in joking about the price of Bitcoin. I didn't buy in.

And so finally, I said, okay, I'm going to buy in. I buy in. So, as long as I don't buy Uber stock and you do, you'll be fun. So apparently, I'm now going to be a part of the Chad Prather show, doing a little chewing the fat segment on Chad Prater show coming up in the next few weeks or whatever. So I said, I remember talking to them about, yeah, sure, I'm happy to, I love to. I'm a fan.

I love Chad. I'm happy to be a part of a show, do whatever I can. Never say those words. never say those words so then I get an email saying hey next week you're gonna be you know do your chewing a fat yeah okay no problem we take care of that for you

you know is there any specific thing you want me to talk about you know things you want me to prepare for no just two segments 30 minutes each oh oh okay I'll just I'll just you know I'll just put a couple of shows

together for you I don't know the war I just between you and me And that's between you and me now. I'm looking right. I'm looking right at you. I haven't charged Chad anything yet. So if this is going to be, you know, a regular thing where I'm going to put shows together.

Thank you. Thank you. And Chan's got an interview today coming up, right? That wasn't his show drop? Sometime late in the day. His stupid show drops. Six Central, 7 Eastern. Later than mine.

He's after you. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. How about that? How about that, Prather? He's having an interview with Kim Gatlin, the author of Good Christian Bitches. And then there's the TV show, right?

The Good Christian Bitches TV show on CW that G.C.B. You know that they only abbreviated that to get rid of Christian and not bitches. I promise you that. We can't have that evil word Christian on the air. I mean, I'm surprised they didn't. G.C. Bitches. name of the show. Surprised he didn't do that.

So anyway, he's talking to Kim Gatlin, the author of Good Christian Bitches today. On the Chad Prazer's show. Once the show drop again? Today, seven. Look, once you get the alert for me, and then you think to yourself, oh, if you remember,

I mean, I guess you subscribe to the show. He does good, you do good, because you're going to be a person. hearing a show a lot. So you want to subscribe to Chad. Absolutely want to subscribe to Chad. So you want to, so when you hear the, for my show, you'll know coming up soon, you're going to hear, boopoop for, you're going to get two booms for Chad? I'm pissed now. If he gets two boobs, that pisses me off. I don't care if it's for good Christian. Yeah, well, he does get two boops because he's on Blaze TV and on the podcast.

So it's not because he's just interviewed a good Christian bitches. No, no, no, no, no. It's because he's on Blaze TV and on the podcast. So you get a, But I've got cameras. I'm looking at the camera right now, man. The cameras are off. I know I'm doing a show right now. Oh, you are you doing a show. I'm holding up the sign Good Christian bitches to the camera.

They can't see that. They sure can. I know the camera's right there. Look, just zoom in. I don't know. It's a Post-it note that says good-Bitchie. I don't know who's going to assume because nobody's here. Did you mean to tell me that no one is running these cameras?

Yes. Even as I hold up good Christian bitches? Yes. We are doomed. music