Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 105 | Elder Abuse?, Queen's Social Media Manager, & Wait... What's CTM?

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

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Welcome to chewing the fat. Chewing the fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. I don't know if I'm going to be here much longer. I know, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes. And I think perhaps maybe even my do boy, Chris Cruz, maybe even we might be fighting for the same job.

This is a sad music? This is not sad. We're not sad? I mean, they might be sad, but we're not because we're both applying for the same job, I hear. We are? You told me you were, and if you're applying, then I have to. You mean that the queen has literally called me and said, hey, I need you. Did she call you to be the social media manager?

Absolutely. No, that I'm not going to apply. It's all yours. Good luck, God bless. Look, you're only going to be making 38 grand. It's about the perks. 38 grand a year. That's a 24-7 job for 38 grand.

No, thank you. I'm in. No, thank you. I get to hang out with the queen. I don't think you do. It's for social media. No, you don't get to hang out with her. Queen, that queen just picks up the phone.

Hello? You're not even, you'd be lucky to be. Hello? Yeah, I'm outside. Can you let me in? I want to talk about an Instagram post. No, Instagram here. No, no.

Yeah, well, just let me in because look, we've got to post something. We haven't posted anything in like a week. No, no, no, no. But I mean, I can't, I can only take so many shots of the palace. And, you know, I see hubby, look, I got the, I take a couple of shots of him backing out of the garage, letting people know he's on the road. That's about it. Can I take a picture? Maybe maybe do a selfie with you with the dog.

A selfie? No, no, no, no. I mean, it does sound like a fun job. I mean, look, she's just not like, I'm guessing that when she finally passes another 50 years or so, they'll probably be looking for someone else, right? You're only going to have that job for as long as the queen is hanging out. But you can't be screwing that up now. I mean, you can't be, that's the queen.

You can't be, oh, did I post that and say the hell with those people? I'm sorry. They're in the luck. I didn't mean that. I know you didn't mean that. The queen apologizes. That just that can't happen, right? no way so I don't know that's that's a tough job and plus you'd be dealing with you got the

what's her face Megan's account to deal with right are they have their own people I know I mean I know they have their own people but I'm just saying so are you guys just hanging out in the front room go waiting for the call yeah we're all in the same right do you guys are just in the no you guys are down in the basement uh in this this is your room And when that phone rings, it's for you. When this phone rings, it's for you. And when this phone rings, it's for you. And I do not want to see you wandering around Windsor.

I'll tell you that. I don't want to see any pictures when we have guests. And who's that in the back window over there? Who's wandering around? Is that my Instagrammer? Is that Chris Cruz? That would be great. It would be great.

I actually want that to happen. I want you to be looking out the window at the queen You know by the third floor like Someone looking out the window How they even They even just launched a new website for the queen too, man Yeah You're going to have to be a big part of the digital media specialist man

38 grand kind of cheap though You don't do it for the money That's still though I mean You do it for the last of the queen and country but you're I love the queen and country but you're

not I'm from an island so she could take Puerto Rico she wants oh god I wish they would I don't even know why we made it it just God bless the queen

God save by the way but it's whatever it doesn't matter right it's got to save save save

no God bless I bless her she'll kill you for that Thank you. What was that? God what? That's what I thought. That's what I thought I heard.

So, are you ever played chess? I love chess. I've played chess for many years. I love it. Is that with a horse and the king and the queen? Yes. That's what it is.

It's with little pawns, bishops, knights, but rooks, queens, kings. I love the game. and I'm, I guess I'm, you know, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm pretty good. I enjoy playing.

But an eight-year-old living in a homeless shelter in New York is now a chess champion. Amazing. He wants to be the youngest grandmaster, which he could be easily. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, is another KKK? No, no, it is not. The Nigerian refugee goes by Tani. T-A-N-I. So he's the farthest thing

from the K-K-K-K, my friend. You say Graham Wizard. Grand-master. Grand-master. He plays first in the New York State Scholastic Championships Tournament for kindergarten through third grade. Amazing.

Now, of course, that's such a big deal because he's homeless. All right. School chess coach, Sean Martinez, saw him playing and said, hey, we've got to keep this kid on the table. team. So how about joining the chess program? And they were like, that'd be great, except we can't

pay any cost. We don't have any money. And the coach is like, you know what? We got it. We'll take care of it for you. Don't you worry about it? And so he's in. And he's the champion. So now, I mean, I guess the kid is paying for everything now, right? The dad is just, my kid plays chess. My kid plays chess. That's why we're living here. So you want to give me that house? And And we're not homeless anymore. A friend gave him the chess clock. He does have a laptop from his dad, though, so they play a little chess online. He's homeless, but he doesn't.

Dad still has the... I guess you have to have a laptop, don't matter whether you're homeless or not in this world. Right? Because it says here, the dad still lets him play with the laptop once in a while. But how can it be... Probably like a broken-down laptop. At the homeless shelter. I mean, he's getting free Wi-Fi at the homeless shelter.

So we're giving free Wi-Fi out into shelter. What is going on in America? I mean in America, a homeless gets free Wi-Fi? Come on. And a computer? What the hell is wrong with them? So they have set up a Go-FundMe for the kid. Of course.

We're Go-Fo-Me fatigue. We're so fatigued. Go-Fund me. Go-Fund me. Go-Fund me. Indigo-Go-Go. What's the other one? Wow. I mean, the other one is hate coming from you.

Is what it is. Hate coming from you. I mean, we do is everything, though, right? I mean, it doesn't matter. I broke a leg, go fuck me. Look. I'm trying to be a man, but I'm a woman. Go fund me.

Wow. I'm homeless. Go fund me. I don't want to be homeless. I don't want to be homeless. Work. Get a job. Unemployment is at the lowest levels ever.

Get a job. Thank you. I can't right now because it's just the way things are. Things are working out. and I tried. And don't tell me that pen handling is a job because it's not. It's a good gig, though. It is a good gig, and we learn a lot of people have been able to buy an entire house.

I know. Panhandling, but it's not a job. No, not really. You do put in long hours, you're standing, but it's not a job. I mean, I guess yourself employed, right? Entrepreneur, living the American dream? Because that's not living the American dream. Panhandling.

LLC. That's my, that's my, that's my, uh, that's my, uh, I've got all these guys working on corners for me. Oh, now you have a business. Yes. Now you have a business, right? If you're not, if you're not, if you're not, if you're doing it yourself, eh, it's not a job. You're doing empire. Yes, you're in. I said, I've built an empire on panhandling. Uh, you're welcome, by the way. That's a million dollar idea from chewing. Where we have homeless people listening to us? Sure. Everywhere across. I mean, you look at the people who listen to us. You look at the list. all over the world, man. And I'm guessing,

and I don't know this, but I'm guessing that in some of those countries, some of those people may not have a home. They're just, you know, they're listening on their phones, hanging out. What do you do between when the light's green? When the cars are flying by, you can't,

you know, you just got to be out there with your signs. So, you know, just listen to chewing the fat. Late turns red, pause. collect to the windows. Light turns green, back off, back to chewing the fat. Yeah. That's possible. So remember Stanley, the great, the ground is going to be sure I'll question on because I don't want to call them just those making cameos of the movies of old guy.

But, you know, the cartoonist. Cartoonist. And I see a little cartoonist. Me you to give him more credit. Hey, okay. Created. You know, the creator of. cartoons.

Marvel. Yeah, cartoons. What I said? Spider-Man. Cartoons. Not Superman. Of course. So, I mean, he's a comic book legend, right?

I mean, he's the guy. And everybody loves the cameos and the movies and stuff. And it was a sad day when he passed away. Well, now his ex-manager is charged with elder abuse. Charged with... Guilty, guilty, county, county. We don't need to know. Doesn't matter.

He's guilty. No question. I mean, you're charged. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Five counts of elder abuse, including false imprisonment, fraud, and forgery. Have a nice day. I mean, even if he walks away with a non-guilty verdict, he is guilty, guilty, guilty. Count on it.

Thank you for listening to talking through. drones, which we recorded a little bit earlier today. If you haven't, if you haven't listened to it, it was uploaded earlier today. Thank you. You should have already received it. So, I mean, today is a day when you receive two. Boop. Boop.

Yeah. And so I'm ready to go. And it was fascinating to talk about it. And thanks for your calls. A fascinating episode. If you, just know that it's over. Just know that it's over. matter what. The show is done.

So be happy with what you got. Put yourself into that thrown Zen area. And just know that when you go back to watch it again, one through five and a half or six, really good.

It's eight. Yeah, no, I know. I know, yeah. So when you get into seven and a six. When you get into seven and eight the last couple seasons, you'd probably just watch the first one through five and a half or six. you'll be good.

But there's eight. You'll be good. No, I know. Yeah, I know. Wait, tell me to watch between five and a half and six. Would you get the DVD collection? If the DVD collection says one through four or one through five and then six through eight. Yeah, you get the one through five.

Get the one through five. No, I know. I know. I'm just saying maybe you get the, maybe you get the one through five. And of course. Of course. We have another, another goof up with the water bottle. Is it real?

As far as I'm concerned, it is. Because that social media was blowing up. As far as I'm concerned, it's real. Look, it's all it is, all it is they're like, we got to get the show over with. We're done. Right. They gave up. Just get it out.

We gave you a couple of great war scenes. We're done. Now, if you're the water company, do you claim it? Absolutely. But it doesn't show. Absolutely. I know, but it looks like a, I don't know, Poland Springs. if I'm Poland Springs

I would have already grabbed it. That's what Starbucks did. I mean Starbucks owned the food the food beverage company off the map. It wasn't a Starbucks cup but they owned it, man. As soon as somebody called it a star the water bottle company

should have done the same thing. That's what I'm saying. Nestle's any of them should have owned it today. It wasn't feed your smart water though. No, they couldn't. That's what I'm saying. So come on water bottles. Yeah, but it could have been Poland Springs

or it could have been Nestle. these. Even Walmart should have won. Walmart brand, yeah. Who is that? Sam's Club. That's ours. I mean, they should have owned it right off the back. You're welcome, water balls. Yeah, no kidding. It's a new CBS this morning.

What? It wasn't an abuse of power? No. It was home. Home was right up here. It's a new day. You don't die me with this. Robert.

Oh, thank God. Is that the open? I mean, did you? Did you? Did you watch this morning? No. No, I did not. I listened to the Blaze Television and Radio Network, and then I did the Glenn Beck radio program on the Premier Radio Networks and the Blaze Television and Radio Network.

So you didn't watch Gayle King, Anthony Mason, and Tony Docolopee, Bill? Oh, darn. On CTM. I hope that my DVR caught it. Because they just went from CBS this morning to CTM. What? And today was the first day. So they changed.

So that's their brand new open, which by the, the way it's not a bad open so you know it's exciting and hello it's a new day it's a new time it's a new dame with the same people the same crew different studios but it's cbs but it's not cbs it's not cbs no because we're i'm sorry ctm ctm the letter ctm the letter ctm the letter t the letter m and that stands for cbs this morning ctm stands for cbs this morning yes with Gail King Anthony Mason and Tony Duclupilapio

Antonio what? Do cuckoooo peel I love Tony What's his name? Doculuclucle appeal for CTM CBS this morning A brand new show

brand new set And I saw I don't know if we're going to play it or not But I did see Where they were taking a tour of the set Right were they announcing Hey this is the CTM set Here we are

Sunday afternoon Oh, here we go. Yeah, yesterday. Day before. Oh. New CBS this morning. Oh. I understand we're going to call it CTM.

Wow, she dropped it early. Workerals are done. Wait. Now it's all a matter of us just doing it. Me and Anthony Mason and Tony DeCopal. What's his name? She said it wrong. It's the CPS 7 a.

Monday. No, she should be a shame of herself. Right. Because she doesn't know her co-host name. Well, she was just recording it as a lot of her. live videos you did. True, true, true. And it's the cuckoo-c-pill. They had a lot of, a lot of rehearsals. Rehorsal, but it's same people, smaller that, so you rehearse in what? A lot of rehearsals. Look at this camera. And there's a red light. Just follow the red light on top of the cameras.

And there's words in that screen right there. Just repeat those words. Just say that we'll look at them. So read those words. So as I'm looking to you, I read those words. That's rehearsal. We're done. wrap it up shut it down turn off the lights if you have to uh if you have to throw it to an interview you're going to be throwing it to this screen to your right uh stage left so just go to the road so we're joining us now and you could lean to your right little or you can just continue to look straight into the camera and then we'll just bring up a split screen okay okay so you could do that yes that's rehearsals and what do i look is a new day I watched it this morning oh god it was a new day it was fun it was fun so what are they I mean what

What's different? What's a new day? Okay, so here it is. First story, because it's CTM with Gail, Mason, and the Cucupopoprio. First story, Oprah. What? Really? Yeah.

Oprah donates five. Gail did that just for, just for O. I'm going to open up the show. Why would she do that? Just because. Oh, is this that Gail? This is that Gail? Isn't it?

I don't know. I'm asking you. I thought it was. I thought for sure it was, right? I don't know. No wonder, she would, if this is that Gail. Yeah, that's as far as I don't know, that's her. Of course, she did.

I'm just going to do that just for you, baby. Now it makes sense. I was wondering why is Gail, Ken, Mason, and Dukupupu people doing a story about Oprah donating, half a million dollars to school, you know. When did she do that? Over the weekend. Isn't that interesting? She didn't pay off 400 people's.

She did not. Four hundred people's college tuition. Oof. Oof. Look at the time. See, according to Oprah. Because with all you know all the stuff she used to give away on her show. The cars.

Everybody gets a car. Look under your seat. Oh, congratulations. Wait, a car fits under the seat? Yes. So it was a little hot wheels. It was a coupon. It was a coupon.

It was a coupon. It was a coupon. Yeah, we're giving you a free sandwich. Be thankful. Get out of here. Thanks for coming to the show. Well, long story, short, according to CTM, Oprah, when the show was called CBS is more.

What are they doing with CTM? When CTM was used to be. called CBS this morning. She saw a story that CBS this morning did about a principal that will leave a Friday open to school so that kids can come and play, you know, basketball, eat, do their laundry and make good decisions that have been bad decisions. Oprah saw that special reporting from CBS this morning. And she said, hey, let me go over there and donate half a million dollars to the school to keep

them open. Well, that's nice. I don't know if Oprah knows this, but I. I'm keeping my house open, four kids to come. And be safe. Because on summers, the school opens three days a week. I'm open every day, seven days a week.

Summers, winters. How do you do that? Can they do the laundry? Well, I can barely stay afloat. Can they do the laundry? Yes, of course they can. And can they play basketball? Yes.

And eat? The neighbor's got a hoop. Of course they can play basketball. And there's like chess and. Yes, I've got several chess boards. And I've got globes that can learn geography, which some people in this room need. and that definitely haven't come to my house and learn geography.

Right, Chris? It's a new day! I'm just saying that if Oprah wants to, you know, donate. What is this high school called? You know, half a mill. I'm willing to, you know, take the donation and help those kids write out. I tell you, good for Oprah, and thank you. And she's doing what she can do, but she's not paying for people's tuition.

My man at Moore House. Smith, right? That's his name? Sure. A billionaire. I'm going to pay for you all. A little boost in the bus. Thank you very much.

Have a nice day. I'm going to pay for all your tuition. I mean, nice of him. Good for him. You know, I love it. It's not the government. I'm glad that he did it. But if I'm, say, someone who worked my way,

if I'm there graduating from Morehouse right now, and I'm paid up in full, which may not be the case. But I'd be pissed. Right? And if I'm one of those kids, this is just me. If I'm one of those kids, I'm thinking, you thank you very much, sir, for paying off my tuition for college. And I was just wondering, like, I've rolled in my mortgage and my car payments into this one, this one payment.

Are you covering that all for me or are you going to be good? I mean, it's nice of them anyway. So anyway, back to New Day. It's C. No, New Day, New Day, that's CNN. The morning show, New Day, is CNN. CTM is on CBS, which used to be called CBS is morning. I know what the song is.

It's a new day. Yeah, that's CNN. Yeah, New Day is CNN. I know, but the song for their open says it's a new day. I can't confirm, no deny that. But I know that you just played it. I don't know what you're talking about. What are they hoping?

I don't understand why they're hoping to do with the CTM. I was listening to her podcast with Dr. Phil. on my way up here. And the way that she made it sound was like, this is their way to fight back on the fake news. You know, like rebranding. They're trying to differentiate themselves from CBS. Yes, because it used to be called CBS News.

Now it's more of a like, and they say, you know, we're not going to do the little. She tried to kind of like make fun of, the view and what was a good morning america whether you know they have the stupid silly segments of hey we're gonna cook here and we invited you know the the clown because today's national clown day yeah she said we're not going to do that we're just going to focus on the news that people need to know are you are you yes because gail kin said that all right she said that and she's very worried about our nations like she she does not recognize our nation anymore so this is a way for her to you know

beyond the news and be there. Make a difference. Make a difference. Help America. Yes. Agonizing. She only been on CBS for six years, by the way. That's a lot. She's working for CBS for six.

She's milking the system for six years at CBS. We were doing something wrong. And congratulations. Congratulations to Gail. What are their names? Mason. Mason. I love Mason.

And what's his name? The Cucca Copeo. Congratulations. because I know, even though it's not your name, it's a new day at CBS. A CBS. I feel like they're, they're CTM, right? Yeah, CTM.

So I kind of feel like CMT. Yeah, I feel bad for the country music. I feel bad for the country people. That's kind of a, it's almost a little bit of an infringement. I'm infringing a little country. I know, but that's a little close, man. We ought to sue.

Wait, you represent CMT now? Absolutely. CMT, look, we appreciate what you're trying to do and you're sure we know it's different, but it's not. I think they should be, CNN should be suing them for the new day, not CMT. I mean, we do that too. We do that too.

I'm all right with that too, right? And Good Morning America should be suiting because she made fun of them. Right. You know, the morning shows do that because people watch those stupid little things. They love those. Sto. You know, the cook comes in with the clown outfit and cooks up, whatever the cook cooks up, little sausage bits of the gravies, yeah.

And then they remind you that, hey, in our shop today at good morning America.com, you can buy this new luggage at 40% off. Take a look. I've traveled with this. In fact, I made a little video of me traveling with this luggage. Let's take a look while we wait for the pork chops to cook. And somehow if pork chops are done in like two minutes. I can never get that right.

I've watched. Do you know how many two-minute videos I've watched? My pork chops still are done. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink. Seriously, I need a drink of, oh, man, I don't have any Coca-Cola zero sugar. I just have to stick with water today. I'm drinking my members-marked water.

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Oh, I'm really good. I just got done listening to a really interesting podcast, chewing the fact. You should subscribe. And you'd be good. Spread the word. Spread the word, okay? A woman in a rest in Ohio has been arrested. If you break into a home and you, you know, pet the dog and then wash the dishes and then say hello and then leave, yeah, what have you done?

Nothing. What have you done with your life? What have you done? You haven't stolen anything? You haven't done anything. He's pet a dog. Right? So apparently this lady just entered the house through the back door, just came in.

sat down on the couch, began to pet the dog for a little bit, got up, cleaned the dishes, washed the dishes, then walked out. I would like to say, I'd like to send her my address in command,

and do the dishes all she wants. I want those done. 134 terrace place. So the, yeah, 134 terrace place. That's what it is. Just off to the left.

Just driving down the street just the house, it's a place on the left. So the right. The deputies... Oh, that's what I told you. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's the place on the right.

The deputies were there and they were talking to the family about what was going on. And they got a call about a woman matching this same description, knocking on doors of other residences in the house. Why would she be knocking? I thought she was just coming in and taking care of the place. We have to knock first to make sure there's no one in the place and then you enter the place. I didn't realize that the drugs were getting pretty good in Ohio. and she's

she's got to be she just started a trip when she came in and sat down and pet the dog did some dishes and by the time she hit the other house and she didn't know where she was at and I'd like to come in. No come in here.

Come in and pet your dog and do your dishes. No. You want a pet what? No, your dog. No dogs. I mean, okay, weirdo. Isn't that like the corn state? Ohio?

No. No, Ohio is the Buckeye State, right? Oh, so the black eyed peas beans states? Yes. Okay, got it. The corn state is Nebraska, Iowa, Idaho, Idaho. Idaho's potatoes. Iowa is the corn state, right?

And Nebraska is corn husker. Yeah. So in Iowa is the corn state, they ship it down to Nebraska. Nebraska Husk. Okay, okay, okay. Corn Oscar State. So speaking of drugs in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Albuquerque, I mean, that's Methtown.

Elbuquerque is Methtown, USA. People are at the Artisco Park, it's a little league park where kids show up to play baseball and stuff. Apparently there's a problem with the syringes and hyperdermic needles. I guess the baseball park is a nice place for the junkies to go and shoot up.

Boy, they're being kicked out of star. and they're no longer wanted in San Francisco. Where are you supposed to go? So they go to the baseball park and they shoot up and then, you know, they throw their needles on the ground like, you know, all Haley-pinkly like there's no trash pickup at the baseball field. So apparently these kids were playing baseball. The little girl comes around and slides in and pierces her foot with one of the needles. You ain't lying.

Ouch. Big time. Ouch. I mean, A. What are you kids doing? You don't see a hyperdermic needle in the dirt? I mean. Okay.

That one looks like the one of the mummies is every morning. Right. It's okay. That won't hurt. So now she's got to be, she was tested. We don't know, you know,

what's wrong with the little girl. She has to go undergo further testing for three months. Because usually those STDs don't show up for a while. Is that right? Yeah. Did you tell us about the STD issue? Yes. For how long does it take?

It's an incubation period between, you know, 60 and 90 days. Oh, interesting. So apparently coaches and volunteers walk the six baseball fields before practices or games, finding 20 to 30 syringes a day. So this is definitely the shooting gallery is the baseball field.

You think maybe, and I don't know this, I don't know this for a fact, but it's possible you just think that maybe during the evening, I got nothing else to do The police would drive by Stop and talk to a few people out there on the field What are you doing? What's going on? Why are you here?

How about get out? You think that would happen. That means, that's just me. Silly to think that though. Or Fisher pickups. We just, you know, pick up the syringes, charge the city, boom, we went.

I'm okay with that. And look, Oprah, if you'd like to donate, to the Fisher pickup fund as we're helping children. We care. And then Cruz sells them back to the youngies. Yes, back to the Yankees. Are you going to clean them or you just hose them up a little bit? You know what?

Even better. I'm going to get a lysaw? I'll even get the wipes and wipe it down. Oh, no. Oh, no? Okay. Yeah. And we're done.

Wiping, that's too much time and energy. True. How many other finding a day? 20-something? 30 a day. Yeah. No, that's way too much.

It's too much. Actually, you know what? I'll take that back. You don't want to stick yourself. I just grab them, put him in a bucket with chlorox, take him out. Done. Sanitized. There you go.

Go shoot up again with it. See what happens. And if they bring it back, 50% off their next by. Nice. So a lady in Fayetteville decides, you know, I need to get my, I need to get my boyfriend out of jail. How do it? I do that? I don't know. How do I do that? You know what? I'm going to pretend to be a police officer. So she presents false paperwork at the detention center, which the jailer said, okay.

Are you the police officer here to pick up this guy? Okay. Go ahead. I mean, I would let her in. I would have let her in see how far she goes. Two days later They find him Okay, come on in And take him, no problem It took a later on the counter was like You know, these documents are fake

And we don't have a deputy named L. Kirshaw I don't know why you're letting this deputy in She had fake ID, she had fake paperwork Off they go I had two days of fun, fun, fun And then she's now given 15 years in prison for posing as a California sheriff's deputy.

And you'd think, perhaps, in Arkansas. Oh, you're from California? Oh, okay. Take him. No problem. Thanks for stopping. Be careful out there. I mean, come on.

Are you talking like that? I'm just pretending to be a Fayetteville, Arkansas police officer. I work at the jail. Go ahead. You know who's not going to like that. this segment our friend Blake she's not gonna like this segment why she doesn't let know it doesn't not like how you are making fun of the police department right now I apologize she supports the police department hardcore in Arkansas in Fayetteville Arkansas

yes all right well I apologize so the sad thing is is the guy was about ready to be let free oh come on that was too long and he's out now he's out so they didn't blame him no okay good good good he went back of their lay you know you know what You got time spent. Get out of here. You're good. Now, don't try to bail her out. All right. Amazing.

I mean, why would you? It just doesn't make any sense. She poses as a deputy, goes in and releases him. I'm here to pick low up, and you need to release them into my custody. Okay. One more quick crime story.

And then we'll move on away from crime a little bit. But a 69-year-old woman demanding an apology. She better get some cash, too. from her arrest at Walt Disney World. Now, you don't hear of a lot of 69-year-olds getting arrested at Disney World at the security checkpoint. They found CBD oil while searching her purse. Did you have, first of all,

is Disney searching everyone's purses when you come into the parks now? Wow, I mean, it's been a while since I've been to Disney, but they're searching every purse? Not just Disney, all the theme parks. They have like a TSA where you go through metal detector and your bags go through a scanner. scanner and then on the other side it's a guy with a stick and you just puts a stick inside

the bag and it just looks at it yeah so they found CBD oil in her purrs and uh they arrested her for uh having oil that was labeled select CBD now it didn't contain THC she claimed she was made to feel like a criminal uh she's of course hired an attorney of course she was a criminal I'm sorry No, she wasn't. She's a criminal. What are you talking about? And I'm going to talk about because I'm also a criminal.

Here in our beautiful county that me and you live in, we're not allowed to have anything that contains CBD oil in it. In Tarrant County, Texas? In Tarrant County, Texas. If you're caught with that, go to jail.

Okay, but her oil was not, didn't have T.HC in it. Neither does the CBD oils that I have or the edibles that I have. Of course, I mean, you used to have. Yes. Yeah, I do not have them because I ate them all. I ate them all.

Yes. You just move out of Tarrant County, right? You still live in Tarrant County. No, I moved out. I moved out. Oh, okay. So you're good. I'm in Dallas County now.

You're good, yeah. So she said Disney World and the Orange County Sheriff's Office need to take responsibility for their actions. She's going to file a lawsuit. Good. They will allege that she endured illegal detention, false arrest, and a violation of her civil right. I mean, I wish somebody would do this to me because of Disney,

I mean, this is just going after some deep pockets of Disney, right? They just want Disney to say, hey, sorry, here's a couple hundred thousand. Go away. Have a nice day. So, uh, she entered Disney rule of family small, Bollos C.B.O. And a purse recommended by her doctor for chronic arthritis pain.

The sheriff's office said the arrest was lawful. Disney said the incident was a law enforcement matter. So we had you arrested, but it's done them. Not us. We had nothing to do with it. Okay. Or if you're Disney or sheriff, what else are you going to say? Yeah, you got to keep pushing it off.

You got to keep pushing it off. You're just keeping allegations until you're without a money. I don't really. With Disney, we're having people arrested for having CBD oil in their purse. Really? Really? I thought Disney was a family place.

And CBD oil is not. Don't you dare start sticking up for Disney and their CBD oil hate. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't. Don't. Don't. I don't want to hear it. I'm not kidding.

Don't look at me like that. Just don't say it. I'll tell you. Don't. We tell you about Doris Day. We told you that she died last week, right? She died at age 97. Get this.

She made her wishes clear in her will. All right? No funeral. No memorial. No grave marker. What? It doesn't say that they're turning her into dust and spreading her over the dog park, which she probably would love.

She loved animals so much. But she said she didn't like to talk about the upcoming funeral or tomorrow. She didn't like death. She couldn't be with her animals if she had to put them down. She had difficulty accepting death. So maybe they are turning her into dust and just spraying her over the animal park. I'd say we need to provide for her dogs. And she'd say, I don't want to think about it.

it. Well, you just take care of them. She had several. When her will was written, she wanted to be sure they were taken care of. She didn't like to talk about the dogs dying. About a Catholic, practicing Christian scientists after Mary Martin Melcher. She drifted away from organized religion.

So you could be drifted away from organized religion. I don't care about that. Having a funeral. So it doesn't say what, she never knows celebrity effect if she wants. It doesn't say what they're doing for. You could donate to. The foundation, though, the Doris Day Animal Foundation.org founded in 1978. Doris Day Animal Foundation founded in 1978.

So no funeral to get, no memorial, I get, no grave marker. So is they just bearing her out back with the dog bones? Yeah, she's buried out back there somewhere. don't worry about it be fine and the Kentucky Derby back in the news again now we had the big preakness

over the weekend none of the main horses from the Kentucky Derby raced in the preakness so the Preakness race was oh man is that still going on

in fact one horse dumped his rider and finished the race without the rider it was great he just dropped I mean the good the jockey was

was a big time jockey too he got thrown off the horse and the horse just finished the race on his own. Like, I don't need you. Get out of here. So the owner of maximum security who was disqualified in the Kentucky Derby

finished first and then disqualified first time ever. Gary West is offering $5 million to four other owners, the rivals, to have another race and race on their own. He wants to bring, you know, the total be $20 million. Horses don't need to win to collect the money.

They just need to beat maximum security before the end of the year. He said, I've got the best horse, the best three-year-old in the country, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. So he wants the owners to race him. If you beat maximum security, you get the $5 million. If you don't, he gets the $5 million.

You put your money where your mouth is. Now he said he's going to donate the money to the charity, which is good. He's going to give to the nonprofit financial aid to jockeys, which, you know, for injuries and whatever that happens to jockeys that are terrible. And, you know, so it helps them out. It's called the thing that helps the jockeys. You know, it's that thing.

That little thing that helps them out if they get hurt or whatever. It's called, you know, help with the jockeys. Steroids? It's called, we'll help the jockeys out. Just here's some money for the jockeys. So fine. Now, they're filing a law on appeal with the Kentucky horse racing commission. Good luck.

You're not going to do that. Country House's place is going to be the winner of the Kentucky Derby. They already voted on it's fine. It's over with. Have a nice day. so you're not going to we're said you didn't win your jockey cheated it's over so he just wants to raise i'm telling you uh i'll pay to see that that's a moneymaker an idea let's get back to uh let's get back to racing them let's bring those four horses in five 20 million dollar purse five million each

if you beat maximum security you get an extra five million and he's going to donate to the permanently disabled jockeys fund that's the special special fund for jockeys that don't uh You know, they don't jockey anymore. I'm willing to do it. I hope the other step up. I doubt they will, but it'd be worth it and it'll be a moneymaker. And they could pay-per-view it easy to make a fortune. Just an idea, guys, just an idea.

I'm highly upset at you. I am highly upset at you. I'm highly upset of you because you decided not to cover what happened in South Africa. I did? Yes. I've emailed you. I emailed Pat I emailed this whole damn network

and no one wants to cover what happened in South Africa What happened in South Africa over the weekend Do you want to go there right now? You did not email me Oh first of all I want to be clear about it. Stop! My email is not working for me.

Of course! Of course! And tomorrow when I come in early because I will come in early or last Pat to see if his email's not working either what happened over the weekend, Jeffrey? I don't know.

I'm asking. Arnold Schwarzenegger gets kicked in the back. Oh, yeah, got drop kick to the back. I saw the video and he handled it well. He thought of ha ha ha. He was, I thought the crowd was just jostling me. I hope the kid's okay. Yeah, yeah.

But the guy wanted a Lamborghini. Did he get his Lamborghini? Is that why he dropped kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger? I don't know, but at the end, you could hear, help me, help me. I want my Lamborghini. I bought my Lamborghini. Is that what he was saying? I got watched the video.

I didn't listen to it, though. What the... I don't listen to those stupid videos. It's called a... SOT. Yeah, I know. Stupid old video. SOT, right?

Something like that. I'm pretty sure that's what it stands for. SOT, stupid old video. Anyway, you can use that if you want. It's fine. If you want to play the audio, play it. I know the story. It wasn't that big a deal.

I don't know why you think it's the biggest story of all time. Arnold is, what, 70-something? He just had a heart attack. He got drop kicked. The kid was a little bit. punk didn't even push i mean it barely i don't was like what it was great that's got to mean something else in south african what beats what i'm gonna drop kick a white man i mean he was there for one of his events right one of the sports and egger events right that's i take care of people

all over the world event yes like go out and exercise yeah of course he's been on that forever the olympics yes and uh i mean he was mr exercise america and make us all work out and look great and look how well it worked for me. And then he got dropped. And the kid, Arna was like, at least you didn't mess up my Snapchat. I mean, Arnold handled it great. And he already said he's not pressing charges.

See, I know the story. Then why didn't you cover it? Because it's not the biggest story of the weekend.