Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 11 | Prince Phillip Still Driving & Pennies For Bitcoin
Episode Date: January 21, 2019Jeffy covers the news, but makes a correction on a story that he covered on Friday, then Cubra Libre get's targeted by LGBTQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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I just remember they might think of the Indians.
There's no Catholic kids in here.
It's okay.
It's all good.
It's all good.
No, I'm kind of Catholic.
We need no Catholic people.
I'm kind of Catholic.
You're kind of Catholic?
Yeah.
Kind of Catholic.
Two of my wives have been Catholic.
My kids, my kids, my kids, two of both wives' parents were Catholic.
So my oldest kid went to Catholic school.
Were you an altar boy?
I'm kind of Catholic.
No, but I have a lot of jokes.
Let's just stop there.
For those of you that thought the world was over
because of the Super Blood Wolf Moon,
sorry to disappoint you.
We made it through.
Maybe it's the starting.
I don't know.
Maybe it's the starting.
But I know many of you thought,
that this was, we were doomed and it was the end.
Nope, we're still here.
We're still here.
We got another shot though because May of 2021 will be your next one.
So I think we're going to live till then, maybe.
One thing that happened this weekend, very disappointing to myself and my family.
We were all ready to sit down and have a big heaping bowl of ready to eat chicken
nugget products.
I realized, oh my gosh, the bag has been recalled.
68,244 pounds of ready-to-eat-eat-chicket products from Purdue LLC.
I mean, Purdue chicken.
Now, these were organic chicken nuggets.
I mean, that's what they were advertised as from Purdue.
Ready-to-eat chicken nugget items that were simply small.
Smart Organics from Purdue.
Now, tell me.
Tell me this and answer me seriously.
It's in your head.
I know you're driving, you're listening to the show on Spotify.
Just answer in your head.
Does wood chips still count as organic?
Because I think it does.
It does.
I think it does.
I think there was absolutely no reason to recall these bags of chicken nuggets.
Nobody got hurt.
A couple people said, hey,
a dear Purdue
we were using your nuggets and it tasted like there were
some wood chips in here.
Did you?
Three people called.
I know three.
They claim three people called.
And I'm Purdue representative.
I'd be like, what does wood taste like?
I want to know.
Thanks for calling.
We really appreciate your business.
We're sorry.
Please return it to the place of purchase.
We'll get you your money back.
And again, along with the last
the last recall.
They ask people, the FDA,
you can throw it away.
But this one actually,
in their statement, actually says,
should be thrown away or return to the place of purchase.
Yeah, no kidding.
You forgot that the last time, FDA.
I'm returning it.
I want my money back.
And it says organic, so that means they put already $5 extra
because of the word organic.
Absolutely.
Purdue is big time.
So Purdue organic, $5 right there plus.
Well, these are Purdue simply smart organics, breaded chicken breast nuggets, gluten-free.
Oh, gluten-free?
That's $10 plus whatever your normal chicken cost.
But like I said, we sat down, we had our 22-ounce plastic bag of frozen nuggets,
organic, ready to jump down at the Fisher household.
We were all around the table.
And then somebody said, hey, aren't these the nuggets that were recall?
Oh, nobody said that, hey, fat man.
I mean, it's possible they could have in my house.
Believe me, it's very possible.
All right, so Friday, we talked about here on Chewing the Fat.
And by the way, thank you for listening.
I appreciate it.
Very kind.
And we'll have some, you know, a few things we'd like to ask of you as the show goes on,
but we'll get to those.
Because first, we want to lead with our mistakes.
I want to lead with our stuff.
Whoa, we have mistakes?
Well, I don't know about mistakes.
We misled.
Misled the direction of one story that really deserves more attention than it got from us.
Okay, bring it on.
So we had breaking news on Friday.
The Prince Philip was in a car accident.
Oh, yeah, we did cover that, yeah.
And, you know, I made fun of him, you know, that he was, you know, he's 97 and he hit a tree or whatever.
You know, he's gone, right?
I mean, it was just some stupid thing.
He's gone? He's dead?
No, he's not gone.
Oh.
But we find out now that it wasn't just Prince driving around a country road hitting a tree, right?
I mean, it was pretty bad.
I mean, it was a bad accident.
So apparently he is pulling out into this road and hits another car or a car hits him.
So I don't know if he pulled out in front of a car or if he was making a left, it's your fault no matter what.
Even in England, I think that's a law.
I don't know that, but it is here in the United States.
Believe me.
Yeah, no, I've made a couple of wrong left-hand turns, according to the insurance company in my life.
So he gets, so he hits the, his car turns over on its side.
Right, he's the 97-year-old, the prince's car, the rangerover, turns over on his side, it's deadened up.
He can't get out.
Some guy riding his bike that lives in the area rode up and helped him get out of the sunroof, pulls him out of the sunroof, pulls him out of the sunroof.
pulls him out of the sunroof.
You know he's knighted today.
So, right, but there's two ladies and a baby of the other car.
The guy's helping the prince.
I love that.
I don't know if he helped the bank.
The interview only showed him about how he helped the prince.
Well, who do you, Jeffrey?
But the two women are over there probably screaming, hollering, and he's like, I've got to help the guy.
In your that scenario, who do you help first?
Oh, you're helping the prince.
You have to.
Yeah.
That's the old man.
You're helping the old man.
So it was actually, I mean, it was pretty bad.
So the one lady had, I think, a broken wrist, and another lady had some scrapes,
and there was a little nine-month-old baby in the back, fine.
I mean, baby, you put those babies in those car seats?
They can live through a nuke in the blast.
Those car seats are long-ddingy.
I mean, I've witnessed two accidents with my children in car seats that I've been, you know, behind the wheel.
One was not my fault.
And, I mean, they take it, man.
I watched one.
One guy hit us in the back.
This was 100 years ago because Elvis was just a little baby then.
And he's sitting in the back seat.
I see this car right in a red light.
I'm looking in my rearview mirror.
And I think, that guy is not stopping.
You know, I mean, that's that split second in the rearview mirrors.
You're sitting there at the red light going, that's not a stop motion car.
He's going way too fast.
And so before you know it, you're rear-ended and hitting the back, too.
and I watched the car seat who was in the middle of the backseat.
I mean, fly forward and back.
And I was in that car, what the hell's going on?
What's the things for the ride?
Appreciate it.
And those car seats are durable.
So the baby's fine.
So now the 97-year-old Prince is, Philip is fine.
The guy drags him through the roof of the car.
97-year-old guy, he's fine.
I'm out. See you later. Take care.
So the ladies are mad that the prince or the palace never reached out to them.
Come on, man. It's a palace.
What?
So that was the story. That was the story this weekend, right?
So now Sunday, the prince gets his new Rangerover delivered.
Come on, man.
I mean, he's totally expected of not. You and I are Ubering.
Yes.
All right.
Or we're in a rental place after our insurance says, oh, don't worry about it.
We'll get you covered.
Just get the rental first.
Let's get to see if it's totaled or not.
Prince gets the new Range Rover delivered.
It's there the next day.
And he goes out for a drive and they take pictures of driving without a seatbelt.
No, but he didn't get stopped.
No, he didn't.
He didn't get stopped.
He was just, they took all these pictures and the paparazzi around are taking pictures of it.
And then people realize, hey, the old man's not wearing a seatbelt.
He's the prince.
Shut up.
So then that's when you got the...
Boop-boop.
Because they stopped by the house or the castle or wherever he's staying at.
The palace?
Yeah, they stop by.
Well, they're not at the palace.
They're at some country home someplace.
So who do you send as the police?
The representative of the police?
Do you send the...
I'll go talk to the old man.
Oh, okay.
I'll go talk to the old man.
I got this.
I'm not afraid of him.
I go talk to the old man.
And when you get to the door and the footman opens the door, what do you say?
Yeah, we're here to see Chris, Philip.
Do you have to see Chris, do you have?
have an appointment.
We're the police.
We don't need an appointment.
I'll see if he's available.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Otherwise, we'll make an appointment for you.
You can come back when he's ready for you, all right?
No kidding.
So in the meantime, I guess apparently he and or the palace reached out to these women and
said, hey, you know, I guess that's an English thing.
Because in America, do you reach out?
You're in an accident.
Oh, hell no.
You talk to them maybe at the accident.
Maybe.
And you sure people say that's a talk.
Because maybe you're either like, right.
Insurance people, too, do not talk.
Right, don't talk to them, don't say anything.
Went to police, police handle it.
They're dealing with it, right?
So apparently that's an English thing.
But they did reach out to the lady.
But apparently they're all bummed now because they think it's a,
they think it's where they're not being treated properly.
Look, you were in a car accident with Prince Philip.
You're lucky you're not dead today.
I mean, be thankful you're still alive.
The accident was great.
Mine.
Be thankful he didn't die in the accident, whether it was his fault or not.
Imagine that, carrying that for the rest of you're like, you killed Prince, Philip.
Ooh.
Now, there is an argument to be made that perhaps 97 years old is past the time of driving around.
Who's going to tell the prince?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's got to be the queen, right?
Got to be the queen saying, uh, yes.
Phil.
Hold on.
Phil, you got a minute?
Yeah.
I don't think the queen.
Yeah.
Now, the queen is sent.
The footman shows up.
That's what I'm saying.
Footman goes down the end of the other side of the castle and says,
Prince Philip, the queen has requested your presence.
She's giving me a message to give you.
What?
Phil, got a minute?
It's your ass down here.
I'm the freaking queen.
I've been the queen for all these years.
You've been following me around.
I'm on my coattails all these years.
I'm sitting your ass down to the other end of the house.
So off he goes.
he wobbles his old 97 ass down there
and the queen says Phil
all right
Phil
dude
she got a chill
now maybe she said
maybe she says look Phil
you can drive around on the property
you know when we're on the private property
private roads we got 10 million acres
yeah you can drive around the property but just don't leave the property
if you want to go somewhere outside the property
driver
if you want to go somewhere outside the property you know
someone will be there for you right i mean you got it has to absolutely have to absolutely apparently
you know the print and that's a tough call right because people that driving is your freedom no question
i mean nobody wants to give that no one wants to give that up and it's very difficult for people
to realize that it's time to give it up yeah and then where's the line what line do you have to
cross when it says hey sorry jeffy you can no longer drive i know it's it's a tough line
Now, me personally, I'm good.
Giving a vote?
Oh, my gosh.
So you want people to drive me around?
If I could have people drive me around every day, I'd be fine with it.
I mean, I'm fine with it.
Now, and I say that, and then I still have the right to drive.
So I do have my quiet time in the car, and I do have my own time in the car.
That's kind of your time, you know, you're in the car.
That's what he likes, I'm sure.
You know, he's out.
That's his time.
He gets to drive around.
It's him.
Because on the picture that they took without a seabote, it's just him in the car.
Right.
There's nobody else in there.
So that's him, right?
He goes out for his tea or he goes and sees his buddies or he just drives around just to check out the sites, right?
And it's probably, you know, just that's, you know, there's anything to get away from her.
I can't barely be on the same freaking land as this queen.
I'm so sick of her.
I'm retired now.
I don't have to follow her ass around all these appointments that we go to because.
Oh, yeah, he retired.
Yeah, for years.
I mean, every place she went, he was there, you know, picking up her coat behind her,
standing there with a little goofy head on his smile.
But he's still, right.
I mean, he's Prince Philip.
I mean, he's no problem.
People are waiting on him, but still, he's still not the king.
That has to hurt, Jeffrey.
He's Prince Philip under the queen.
I know.
Like, on a serious note.
I know.
That has to hurt.
Just a little.
Right?
Like, deep inside, he's like.
Well, he's already.
I mean, he's already.
Yes.
I mean, yes, it still bugs him.
That's why it goes for his drives.
That's why I decided to get away.
I can't be in the same castle with her anymore.
But he's already relinquished that.
I mean, his soul has already lost.
That soul is that's already gone.
He came to term.
He had to, right?
Really?
Oh, years ago that had to be.
And years ago, he was probably trying to like, look,
why don't you just, look, I know your kid Charlie is an idiot,
but just give it to him so you can retire and you and I can go off
and just be alone.
And here in the Chune, the Fed, that's what we think it is.
She does not want to give it to.
No way.
I think that's our working theory here on Chon the fact.
No, I believe that.
That she does not want to give that to him.
No.
There's no way.
She refuses to give.
She'd have been gone a long time ago.
Absolutely.
She's what?
And that's what, Charles is so pissed about that.
I mean, he should be, but he married the, because he married the perfect woman.
He married the perfect woman.
He got the perfect, had the perfect family.
and she still didn't step down.
So then, you know, the accident with, you know, for the accident when Princess died.
And so then he went back to Horseface.
Yes.
The girl, the woman he was in love with forever that he stayed away from because she wanted to be, you know, the up and up front man for the palace so that he could take the kingship, sit in the throne.
And the mom was like, yeah, no.
No, you're an idiot
And I'm not giving it to you
Yeah, she's 92
Yeah
So
Yeah, there's no question, right?
I mean, she's pushing
Oh, no question
And trust me, Charles,
Wish he could push
You know, if there was a way for
That to happen, it would
I know it's a little early
But I am
parched
So let's go over to the break room
I mean,
There's almost nothing better
Than Goom Zero
almost nothing better.
And I was looking at the list of the four best-selling sodas of 2018,
best-selling sodas of last year.
Let's do them backwards for you, okay, best-selling.
Number four, the top four, best-selling sodas of 2018,
coming in at number four.
Mountain Dew.
I used to be hooked on Mountain Dew for a while.
I had a friend that just was absolutely hooked on Mountain Dew.
So he got me drinking it once in a while, but eh.
Coming in at number three.
Diet Coke.
Now, I can drink Diet Coke.
I don't mind Diet Coke.
There's plenty of restaurants that don't have Coca-Cola Zero.
We've got Diet Coke.
I asked for Coke Zero.
Diet Coke.
Coke Zero.
Diet Coke.
Is there something preventing you from going down to the store on the corner and getting me a Coke Zero?
No, we have Diet Coke.
Everybody thinks I'm joking around.
when I say that. I'm not. Go get me a freaking Coke zero.
But it never happens. They never do. So I get stuck with that Coke.
Coming in at number two, the best selling sodas of 2018. Number two. Pepsi.
Yeah, Pepsi's big. Pepsi's big. Now, they, a few years, this is got to be, this is the regular Pepsi.
You know, there's Pepsi real sugar and all that regular Pepsi. So the top two is, now number
number one top two number two pepsi that means number one is
coca cola right so you've got coke pepsi diet coke mountain dew that's the top four i mean
that's that's pretty that's pretty big numbers for those sodas i i get coke and i get
coke and i get the diet coke the mountain do i really don't that kind of throws me off a little bit
But, well, still not Coke Zero.
I don't know why the list is the top four.
Coke Zero should be in there.
That's all I'm saying.
You know, I would, if Coca-Cola would at least, I don't know,
sponsor, let's say, a podcast, called Chew in the Fat.
We could get Coca-Zero to the top.
We could get Coke Zero to the top.
So Tech News, CoinStar, you know, the company that has the machines
where you bring your coin,
dump your coins in at the restaurants.
Why is it a scam?
That's a scam.
Do you think they're cheating you?
I think so.
Think about it.
A lot of people use it.
You grab 10 cents from here, 10 cents from there.
That's a lot of money.
I know.
I grant you that it's possible,
but they're a pretty big company.
And now they're going to set up a way to start selling Bitcoin.
Interesting.
I know.
Because we already have Bitcoin ATMs.
Right.
CoinStar, 20,000 machines around the world.
Wow.
That seems, that's a lot.
Yeah.
Operates a huge network that could be enabled to dispense digital currency.
Wow.
Digital currency ATMs in 11 states.
Okay.
Multiple Ctexas, Washington, California.
It's not initially clear exactly how many machines will become Bitcoin.
ready.
But you got that to look forward to.
You can dump your pot of coins into CoinStar and it'll spit you out a eighth of a
Bitcoin.
I mean,
it's going to have to, how you do it, right?
How do you do it?
I know that's what I'm saying because you don't physically own anything when you own a
Bitcoin.
Right.
So a receipt.
A little piece of paper.
With the confirmation.
Right.
That's what I mean.
I don't know how that would work.
I really don't.
And what happens when you hack?
that ATM.
Am I going to lose my
Bitcoin that I just bought?
Yep, God.
Except unless you still have
the eighth of a Bitcoin
that it spit out at you.
Yeah, but nothing spits out.
Yeah, no, but the eighth of the bitcoins
right there in your hand.
No, no, but it is not.
It is not.
That's why it works.
I spit it out like an eighth of a Bitcoin.
Okay.
I don't know how they're going to do it.
I really don't.
It doesn't really
seem to me that it lends itself
an opportunity to dump your bucket of pennies into CoinStar machine and have a
I mean I guess you just get a hard copy right a hard copy of uh you now own an eighth of a
bitcoins worth 10 cents or 20 cents or 50 cents or whatever it is because that's what it
that's the way they do it when you buy the Bitcoin right in whatever fashion you buy the
Bitcoin, you have, say you put $100 in, so whatever that $100 is worth in Bitcoin, that's
what you have.
And then it continues to go down and down and down, not that I'm aware of Bitcoin money,
putting money into Bitcoin and having it go down and down and down.
But it could happen that way.
It could happen that way.
And of course this weekend, championship weekend, as long as we're in the break room,
we've got to talk a little sports.
I mean, it was championship week.
Yes, you do, because yesterday was tremendous in it.
NFL history. It was tremendous. There were two great games on yesterday. And both games had their
chances to make history. And they both went into overtime. There were calls that were made
that were agonizing. There were calls that were missed that were agonizing. One call in particular
probably cost the New Orleans Saints going to the Super Bowl. I saw that on Twitter.
Twitter was going crazy. It was insane.
I don't follow football, but from what I see on Twitter, something bad to happen.
It was insane.
And nobody agreed on it.
Well, many people agreed that the call itself was horrible.
I'm sorry, let me replace it.
The non-call was horrible.
Yeah, exactly.
So it should have been past interference and or helmet to helmet, although they stopped calling
helmet to helmet midway through the season this year.
There were plenty of times during that game, the New Orleans Saints and the Rams game,
that there were like three face masking calls.
Blatent face-making calls that weren't called.
And that is what?
For the people that don't know football, what is that?
People pulling on the face mask of the helmet.
And you can't do that.
Correct.
Okay.
Am I going to have to give you an entire in-service
on the NFL in football?
If it seems interesting to me,
like that where you said face mask,
I thought it was like people punching themselves in the face.
So I wanted to know what that meant.
What football is is is you hit the other person.
I know that. No, I know that. I know that. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, why are they hitting themselves?
So anyway. And so it most likely there was there was time still left on the clock and look, could it have still turned out the other way? Yes.
Would it have? Probably not. Okay. The opportunity for it to turn out the way that it did still existed, but probably not. The odds of that happening if,
they would have called that pass interference call was probably nothing, was probably zero,
and the Saints would have won the game.
Now, then you go to the next game, it goes into overtime, and this is a perfect example of
why the NFL overtime sucks because, you know, the two top quarterbacks, Tom Brady and
Patrick, you know, Brady, the king, you know, the legend, goes up against Patrick Mahone,
the young kid, the guy, the up-and-coming superstar.
And so it's, you know, and they battle back and forth, man, back and forth.
It was great.
And then they go to overtime.
And, of course, you know, who better do you want running your offense at the end of the game?
And in overtime, then Tom Brady.
I mean, Tom Brady drives his team down, takes the lead.
A minute left.
Patrick Mahones, the young kid, drives this team down and scores again.
To go to, I mean, it was amazing.
And then Brady gets the ball in overtime.
And the way their overtime works in the NFL, first team, you get the ball.
score you win as the game's over and that's what happened.
So not being able to put the ball back in Patrick's hands was kind of, we've said it all year
that the overtime rule is ridiculous in the NFL and it is.
And that's just the way it works.
Now, some have mentioned in the New Orleans, New Orleans Los Angeles Rams game,
that the non-call pass interference play was only, only happened because the Los
Angeles Rams needed to win that game to prove moron trivia correct and moron trivia was correct.
So it's just science.
It's unbelievable that it was correct.
But it was.
Why do they keep calling Tom Brady a goat?
Because I saw that last night.
Like goat.
Oh, he's a goat.
And I looked at him in.
He looks like a human, not a goat.
Let's just leave it right there.
All right.
Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat.
With, you know, yours truly, Jeff Fisher.
And, yeah, I'll, of course, Chris is here.
Thanks for being here.
And you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA,
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And at real Chris Cruz, right?
I mean, was there a fake one at one time?
I know there actually was.
I know.
But instead of just taking the Twitter handle,
you whisked out and went to the real Chris Cruz.
Instead of fighting your, standing your ground.
Sad.
So anyway, I want to thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat.
He's so mad at me right now.
He's so pissed of you right now over this stupid Twitter handle.
He won't even talk.
He's so mad at me because he knows.
He knows I'm right.
He didn't stand his ground.
He was.
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Okay, so I promise I'm not laughing at the story, but a recently married white couple who identify as black claimed on Daily Mail's TV this morning, which is, who doesn't, I try not to miss that show.
I mean, every day.
that their future biological children would be born with black skin.
I mean, I guess you could psychically will it to happen, right?
If you can decide that you're white and yet now you're black, sure.
Dolazol.
Sure.
I don't think she was saying that our kids would be black.
Maybe you could psychically will it to happen.
You could adopt maybe and say, oh, look, this is our baby, but you would still be going against, I don't know, science.
So apparently this couple, she's had surgeries, skin darkening treatments.
Whoa, blackface.
Permanent blackface?
She had breast enlargement surgery.
So black girls have big boobs?
She's saying.
And I'm pretty sure it would be.
will be black about our children.
Or if it is milk chocolate or a little bit lighter, it doesn't matter.
So a good thing that they're going to reproduce really is a good thing.
Right. The more we need.
So, okay, so, and you laugh, who cares?
Right?
I mean, really, who cares?
As long as they don't have children.
But they are.
No, they're not going to have children.
Are you sure?
They can think, look, they can say, hey, if we have children, they'll be black.
But hopefully, dear Lord, they won't have children.
because we just don't need them to be reproducing.
Look, I'm not God.
I don't, look, if you want to have kids,
but more the merrier,
you can have as many kids as you want.
I love you for it.
Raise them.
You raise them.
Don't expect me to pay for them.
You pay for them, but I'm good with it.
But what happens when Mama spits out that little
freckle-phrased white kid,
doomed.
That's not my baby.
You're lied to me.
You go to Mori.
They were switched at birth.
They switched the black kid from me.
They're trying to fool me.
That's what's going to happen.
Yeah, they'll go to Mori.
Then it won't be the Daily Mail this morning show.
It'll be Mori.
I do have a question for you because your working theory is that you are three step away from being clown face.
Oh, yeah, three cuts to clown face.
You said she did a lot of her work.
She's undergone multiple plastic surgeries, including a nose job, liposuction, lip fillers.
Three.
to help her reach her goal of becoming an African woman.
So does she look like a clown face?
I mean, I don't want a badmouther.
I don't want a bad mouth.
You know what?
She looks beautiful.
She looks beautiful.
And the guy is just a dolt.
It's just a dole.
But we have to believe it, right?
We have to believe it.
We can't say no, you're crazy.
We have to believe it, period.
when there's a D.C. restaurant, Cuba Libra.
Libre.
That's what I said.
Cuba Libre.
That's what I said, Libra.
Libre.
Got in trouble and fined $7,000 for questioning transgender activist who used the women's restroom.
Now, they have backed over and bent over backwards.
They've backed over bentwards too.
but I mean they've done everything they could
They look like
Those people at the circus
Yes they have backed over bentwards
That's what they've done
That's what I might start calling these places
That get run over on these things
They've backed over bentwards
Because they have
They're they it's amazing
So Charlotte Clymer
Is that the guy?
No and how dare you
It's the transgender person
Charlotte Clymer
The guy
Went to the restaurant to attend a bachelette
Did you?
Did you?
Because this restaurant is a pretty famous restaurant
It is and it's more of a club than a restaurant.
So Climer identifies as a woman
And made the transition from being a man
In November 2017
That's kind of misleading
Yeah, what did he change?
Because he didn't change anything
except the way he identifies.
So he's still a man.
He has not gone through the surgery.
Nothing.
He's just changed the way he identifies.
Well, that's enough.
And the way he dresses.
Yes.
Enough, Jeffrey.
Absolutely correct.
In today's world, that's enough.
Absolutely correct.
That's enough.
Now, according to Climers account,
she went to the woman's restroom at Cuba Libre.
An employee stopped her and said,
Hey.
Dude.
Wrong room.
The thing hanging in the middle of you.
Where are you going?
Wrong door.
I don't think that's a quote, but that's what I heard.
That's what you read?
That's what I heard.
And she refused.
She refused.
She said, you got to show me some identification.
Now, she goes to the bathroom now.
She climbed her refused and used the women's facility.
So she refused to show the ID and used to women's bathroom.
Okay.
Okay, so you were just stopped, questioned.
Someone questioned the viability of you being a female.
Because you look like a dude.
You identify as a man.
I mean a woman.
Sorry, whoa.
There's a little misbeak there.
I didn't mean that.
All right.
So upon exiting, she was approached by the same employee and the manager who insisted that,
According to D.C. law, a person must be designated as a female on their ID in order to use a woman's restroom in the city.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Is that true?
You know, it doesn't matter whether it's true because Clymer, who works in communications for the LGBT Advocacy Group Human Rights Campaign, of course she does,
argued that she was indeed protected under D.C. law and just happened and was able to pull up the legislation on her phone.
So the next day, Clymer claimed via social media that she had been forcibly removed from the restaurant.
And I don't know that to actually be true or not.
She was forcibly removed from the restaurant for using the wrong bathroom.
I doubt that.
But, okay, you said so.
So it's got to be true, right?
She used her Twitter platform to stress the alleged hostility of the, of the.
Cuba Libre.
manager and explained that she felt compelled to expose the violent nature of the incident
in hopes that it would prevent discrimination against other transgender individuals who might not have
her level of privilege.
Now Charlotte on Twitter said another person at the restaurant who identifies and presents as
non-binary but assigned female at birth.
So what bathroom does he use?
was also requested to show an ID on Friday night.
No one else.
The restaurant blatantly lied to police about asking to see the IDs of all patrons using the restroom.
Well, I'm sure that what they meant, and I'm sticking up for the restaurant, and I probably shouldn't because they may have actually lied here.
But I'm sure what they meant was we asked IDs for all people that appear to be using the bathroom they shouldn't be using.
It's like racial profiling.
Correct.
It's like bathroom profiling.
Bathroom profiling.
Thank you.
Men, I hate bathroom profiling.
Yes, yes.
Charlotte, again, says I cannot stress enough.
The intentionality of this incident.
There she's telling the truth.
Because the intentionality of this incident was her being at that restaurant and fighting these people over using the restaurant.
She was there for a party, really?
And I'm sure that the person that presents as non-bionary but assigned female at birth was part of your party.
party too, right? Positive that was happening. Because you all just get, oh, I cannot stress enough
the intentionality of this incident. The manager was hostile, condescending, and hateful. And my biggest
fears is this will happen again to someone without my privilege, someone who's not white,
doesn't have a wide network, doesn't know the law. So, again, I'll give you Charlotte's last
little tweet here.
So this weekend, I've tried my best to articulate this story and communicate the violent
nature of what took place on Friday.
It was so violent.
They asked me for an ID.
The violent nature of what took place on Friday night while also trying to be present for
my friends and what was meant to be a celebratory weekend with girlfriends.
Wait.
So the non-binary but assigned female at birth, I guess that's still a female, right?
So she was still at the party with girlfriends.
Shut up with your non-binary, but a sign of female at birth.
So I watched the video.
I went to YouTube and I wanted to watch the video of Charlotte Clymer.
There's about a seven-minute, seven-and-eight-minute piece on Charlotte.
And it's fascinating.
She is, she, he is, oh, my, how dare you?
How dare you?
I'm sorry.
Charlotte, I'll just say Charlotte.
Just leave it to Charlotte.
is a
fascinating case study
he's been in the military
as a he
she as a he was in the military
did all it just claims to have done all the
the boy stuff struggled with this forever
and then finally
you know
couldn't do it anymore and so now she is
he at that time
decided that that's it I'm going to identify
as a female and be who I am
and now is part of the
LGBT
QIA advocacy group
Human Rights Campaign
Quote bag
amazing
so anyway
I tell you Charlotte's story
simply to say that
if we have to
and the restaurant has now
been fined posted
signs in their restaurant
had to give their employees special
classes
I mean they've
They've backed over betwords.
Yeah, I'll read it to you here that says,
we're not only going to follow the district's ruling as far as training and signs,
but we're going to offer sensitivity training to other restaurants in town
in order to help understand the challenges of the LGBTQ community.
And our focus now is to help ensure the safety for D.C.'s transgender community at all of our restaurants.
Post clear signage that under D.C. law, everyone is allowed to use the restroom that matches their gender identity or expression.
Oh, I'm going there to Cuba Libre.
And tomorrow, I'm a girl.
It just is amazing.
So, I say that to you to say, go ahead and laugh at a couple that claims to be a black couple.
Go ahead and laugh because it doesn't matter.
Because you're damn right there, a black couple.
If Charlotte, because Charlotte identifies as a female, identifies.
And does not have any surgery?
I mean, at least the black couple went through some surgeries to make it happen.
I mean, Charlotte, what are you doing?
