Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 112 | Twitter In Chief, $1 Million Pocket Change & "Endangered" Animals

Episode Date: May 29, 2019

A new job has opened up at Twitter or should I say @Twitter and let's just say Jeffy is interested. Also, you may not know but the TSA is getting rich off your pocket change as research has shown that the TSA picks up an estimated $1 million of change in those bins every single year! Not to mention, in Botswana, it's now legal to hunt Elephants again, but let's just say not everyone is happy with this.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So after the ultimate source for all things vegan of veg news, the story was titled Arby's looks to add plant-based impossible meat to the menu. Arby's has responded saying, we will never serve plant-based meat. so impossible meats saying that it's impossible foods not impossible meats included Arby's among a group of chains that it claimed had reached out to them Arby's was like no we will never serve plant based meat why we have the meats I mean, that's Arby's not Two in the Fat.

Two of the Fat obviously has the meats. Hello. We might as well stick with what's happening around the country with food. Chipotle is running a new promotion during the NBA finals that is going to start tomorrow. They're giving away up to a million dollars in burritos. Every time the announcer says free, which obviously happens a lot in a basketball game. They're going to tweet out a code for free burritos.

So you're going to have an opportunity for free burritos from Chip-O-Lay, as Al Sharpton calls him, during the NBA finals. I mean, I love it. That's a good deal. You know, you just hope that maybe Chip-O-Lay doesn't have, you know, the sickness problem that they've had over the course of the last. few years. Pizza Hut, a personal pan pizza, I just got the big makeover. I know. You're thinking

to yourself, wait, what? Yeah, I know. For the first time, in 40 years, they're changing their personal pan pizza. Amazing. Remember, Domino's changed their thing like 10 years ago. Earlier this year, Domino's opened its 16th, 16,000th. The 16,000th, 15,000 store. They have 16,000 stores. It grown by nearly 50% of the past five years. Pizza Hut now has 18,000th. 18,000?

Yeah, they've got 18,000 stores worldwide. Amazing. Now, you know, they've had to fight Papa Johns is fighting. Pizza Hut just did their deal with the NFL now because Papa Johns is out. Have a nice day. Sorry. We're not, we love you, but.

We don't love you that much. You're not part of the deal. Now Pizza Hut said it took, this is Pizza Hut now. Pizza Hut. They have 18,000 stores worldwide. It took them three years to develop these improvements. Three years to develop these improvements on a pan pizza. Pizza, I call me.

I can help you with that. That will take you a lot less time. Now, they focused on combining art, science, and culinary experts. Pisa Hut call me. Seriously. You're putting way too much work into this, bro. I realize that you've got 18,000 stores, but you're killing me with the three years. I realize you wanted to focus on combining art, science, and culinary expertise to improve the personal pan pizza.

But call me. Seriously. Seriously. A job. that I will never have but I want. Twitter in chief. Twitter is hiring for a new Twitter in chief. You can be responsible for at Twitter.

Come on now. Tell me that wouldn't be fun. That'd be a good gig. Now, you know, they expect an awful lot out of the at Twitter in chief. You know, but they're looking, you can work in San Francisco, New York. You can work in any affiliated office. in the U.S. for Twitter. I would guess

I don't do politics on this show, but I do do a little bit of politics on some other shows that I fill in on and work on. But this particular show, Chewing the Fat, I try to stay away with it because it's just it's too much.

It's too much for me. I know it's too much for you. I know it is. Otherwise, I mean, we could talk about Robert Mueller all day. Oh, you just see his speech today. And Nadler's going to have. have a spitz this afternoon, and it's just, and the fun, the merry-go-round still is spinning

around and around and around, and we could go on and on and on about that, but no, that's not what's happening here. However, my point is that I have a feeling that some of my beliefs goes against at Twitter. I know. I know Jack is like, hey, at Jeffrey JFR, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't do that gig. Sorry.

No. No, we need people that That believe in some of our beliefs and not what you believe in But you have to be extremely plugged into Twitter You've got to share, you know, Twitter product I mean, most of that, you're tweeting stuff that Jack wants you to tweet, right? I mean, the company says, hey, you know, we've got a new thing. You can add jivs to your quoted tweet.

You're tweeting about it. I mean, that's what that's what at Twitter is, right? But you're also taking the heat. Hey, at Twitter, and you're taking the heat from everybody. So you're on the front line for that But it's quite a it'd be fun to have Come on tell me you don't want to be in charge of at Twitter Oh man

Come on now of course this is some of the We have our own distinct story to tell But we also host to the most amazing conversations in the world Are ya We want to see right there I'm already out I've already lost the job with my are you Yes I know you've got an amazing story to tell telling you're the most amazing conversation

in the world. I'm supposed to believe that. You know what? I do, Jack. It was just a joke. It was just a joke. I still want the job. It's just a joke. If you're obsessed with building communities and how content travels on the platform, you know what it takes

to have a strong social voice and you practice what you preach. Amen. I mean, I want that gig and there's not a chance in hell. Another gig that would fun to have that I just realized it's too late it's too late I can still be Twitter in chief this job I had it I've had this in my show prep I almost I threw it out for fat pop Friday last

week I thought nah I'll get to it then I open the story up today I'm saying today's the day it's too late it's too late the 24th of May 2019 was the last day so this is being recorded this podcast is being recorded after the 24th of May I want to tell you so it's too late so those of you that knew about this, I hope you made it. Now, this is another job that even if it wasn't too late, I'm probably not going to get. Because in California, they were holding auditions to play Stormtroopers for their new Star Wars, for their new Star Wars Park. Now, as fun as that would be, I'm guessing there's not a lot of fat guy storm trooper outfits.

That's just me. Now, maybe I can walk in and make Disney feel bad. make them feel bad. You know, hey, what about me? What about there were fat people in Star Wars too. Yeah, no, Jeff, there wasn't. Go to the back of the line. No, but there was.

You could see him. You could see him. I want to be a fat. I want to be a fat. Right. Jabbo was there. Now, Jabba really wasn't wearing a Stormtrooper outfit, though. Too late, though.

I know. I know what you're saying. It's too late. I'm sorry. Sorry. Too late. I hope those of you that really wanted to be a stormtrooper already knew about it. and you made it to the audition,

and then you made it through. Speaking of social media, did you know that celebrities, and you know, you can chime in too, but celebrities have really started to come into their own on Instagram. Instagram, you know, is the new thing. Sorry, Jack.

It's just, I'm just doing the story. I still want to be at Twitter and chief, okay? I know, I know, you know, you're better than, I personally believe Twitter is better than Instagram. Instagram, but Instagram is the hot new ticket. I guess people don't really know that it's part of Facebook, and that's part of the deal. But okay. But people are now naming their vaginas on Instagram, and I love it.

So it all started when comedian Whitney Cummings, and who doesn't? I mean, come on now. What do you think of comedians? You think of Whitney Cummings. Posted a photo on Instagram that read, your vagina is now named as. after the title of the last TV show you watched. What is it? And hers is a good place.

I'm sorry, the good place is the name of the TV show. So, of course, you know, celebrities have to chime in with their little last TV shows. And some of them fit. So they know exactly, you know, what you're talking about. Like Gwyneth Paltrow, Instagrammed, forensic files. That's a fact. If you know her story with her, what's her stupid website? Glob or glub or putts?

What's the Guanas Paltrow stupid website? Yeah, yeah, goop. I was close. Glob, gloop, goop. Same thing. You know, she had these eggs that you were supposed to put in your, yeah, you know. Yeah, you don't want to know. Anyway, that's what forensic files make sense.

Courtney Cox said hers was an evil genius. I like that. Kaylee Coco from Big Bang Theory. That's what she wanted to name hers. Big Bang Theory. And Jessica Beal calls hers a flea bag. The most popular responses from other non-celebrities trying to chime in and be part of the game.

Killing Eve. Dead to me. Actress Gillian Bell commented with Temptation Island, which I like. and there were plenty of others that people are chiming in at but I'll tell you, what would yours be? I wish I had one to play along. I wish I had one to play along.

Yeah, maybe you could do Lost. Mine would be probably, I don't know, stranger things. Something like that. Maybe Ozark doesn't really like. Chernobyl. Chernobyl works. Yeah, that works. Yeah, or actually mine would be

And I'm sorry to say this I'm sorry to say this, but I'm just letting you know If I was playing the game and I'm going to Instagram it out today It would just be Deadwood Wait, it's supposed to be a vagina I never mind So are you one of the ones that are upset with Jessica Simpson As long as we're on Hollywood, let's talk some Hollywood

All right, let's break it down to Hollywood And let's break it down with celebrities Jessica Simpson took some big heat It's past weekend I love Jessica Oh, the past few years, it's been embarrassing. You know, when she was really a monster star, it was embarrassing the way Jessica looked at me. And it stopped now.

I saw Jessica Simpson at the Thanksgiving Day parade in New York, Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. And I was so in love with her. I always love Jessica Simpson. And, you know, she obviously is in love with me back. You can tell by the way she looks at me. and you watch her on TV she's looking right at me every time

she knows but she had not she had I just gonna be a body shamer now because she would look like a Jessica relaxed baby but she's had she's had a bunch of kids

but anyway she put out her new swimwear line this past weekend and people are a little upset people upset at Jessica because she didn't have any a fat girl swimswear I'm sorry, full-bodied swimwear.

People are a little upset at her, but Jess has taken the heat before from body shaming of people giving her hard time, so she was like, hey, well, get over it. It's my swimwear and live with it. And also in celebrity news, the Spice Girls, we talked about them getting back together. Well, they did their highly anticipated concert in Dublin.

They reunited in Dublin Friday night. And a lot of people. with the Spice Girls show. I know this is going to come as a surprise. A lot of people upset with the Spice Girls. First, we didn't have, what's her face? Right, it wasn't all of them. They had, and baby spice, ginger spice,

sporty spice and scary spice, but what's her face they didn't have? Who's the other spice girl they didn't have? You know, the soccer player's wife. Yeah, Victoria Beckham, you know, the soccer girl's wife. I mean, the soccer guy's wife, I told you. Duh. She was posh spice, but she wasn't there.

Anyway, back to the concert in Dublin with the spice girls that weren't on the reunion tour that really isn't reunited all of them. I know, sad. And we talked about that when they first started again because they tried to get Victoria. She was like, look at the time. Man, I'd like to. I got so much. You know what? I wish I could.

Maybe we could reschedule if you call me later. We could try to get something together. But look, I got to go now. Look at the time. I'm in a, I gotta go, but in the back. So people all wound up about the show in Dublin. There's something wrong with the sound. They're saying that they had awful sound problems

in the Dublin show. And I'm sure that was it. I'm sure it was sound problems that made the concert awful. One of the, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa. Are you taking that from one? No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

There's something wrong. There's something wrong with the crowd at the Spice Girls concert because they're all sitting down. Why is that? Because no one had a clue what song was on because the sound was that bad. I'm guessing if they weren't going, you know, if they, look, we can't mouth the songs. We've got to be the Spice Girls. We've got to come out and do our Spice Girl songs. So just make the sound system.

bad. No, it'll be the sound system's fault and not ours. I'm not saying that happened. It's just a thought that I had. All right, I got to go to the break room. I mean, it's time to, I need a drink anyway. I need some Coca-Cola zero sugar desperately. Oh my gosh. Oh, that's so good. So good. All right, we're in the break room. Let me tell you that, uh, to be careful if you're traveling this summer. The TSA says that people leave almost a million dollars a year in change in those little bins. And they just deep, they just been deep pocket in it.

What? So then you look to see how much it was. So they're just, you know, they're rounding up to the million. But it came to light because Homeland Security is saying, hey, you're going to approve our 1.1 billion funding request that we need. No, well, how about you guys come clean with how much money you've been collecting over the loose change? So right now they've got about three million bucks from loose change.

In 2012, the TSA collected $531,000 in change. In 2016, I don't forget, that's four years window there, still change collected. 2016, it jumped up to $8607,812 in loose change. And in 2018, it jumped up to $960,105 in loose change. Now, just think about how much that would be if the TSA people weren't deep pocketing, probably half of what they find. Pour it in and I'll drop it off later. sticking in your pocket.

I'll put it into pie later and put it in their pocket because they're busy. You're stacking the little bins. You don't have time to dump the change in there. Yelling at me to turn my shoes on, take my shoes off and stuff? Right. Right. Now, I'm telling you, the

TSA is deep pocketing a lot of stuff from you and me. We've got to put a stop to this. I've had just about enough. Now, they also collect the money that's in the wallets that people leave. It's not just loose change.

That's theft. Maybe you call bill. I don't know. Is the wallet not have any ID? No, you don't call. Like, if I left my wallet there,

it would, guess what? There's some sort of identification in it. And if I had, I think most people's wallets do, right? Yeah, there's a problem. I mean,

that's what they're used for to hold identification and money. That's what they're used for. It is amazing. That's an awful lot of freaking money. Now, let's see. Most of the money nationally comes from a busy airports, big cities. Kennedy International collected the most money. $72,392.000.

L.A. Airport, the close second, $71,000. Miami International and O'Hare, $50,000 and $49,000, respectively. Reno, Nevada. People in Reno left $19.85. That's because they're leaving already broke, man. All right, they've already dumped their money into the slots. They're already broke. They got their ticket.

I just want to get on the plane, man. I'm surprised they left with anything at all. That's got to get on the plane. That's amazing. Good that Dallas isn't on this list, though. DFW. People in Texas at least want their money. That is, I say, I don't know, maybe we, that money needs to be used for,

I don't know what it needs to be used for. Seriously, that's an awful lot of money people are leaving behind. Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're throwing change in the bin and you're just walking away. You're in a hurry. You're pissed.

I get it. You didn't want the wand where the guy put the wand, so you're going to leave the change in the bin. Okay, I get it. But it's still your money. The wallet's, holy cow. You think that's all that should be counted as robbery from the TSA.

Right? If there's, you're telling me. I mean, I'm okay with, you know, Wanda at the TSA. That's her name is Wanda. She has the Wanda. She has the Wanda. She, uh, I'm okay with her deep pocket and some change. Oh, look, there's a, I'll put it in the, I'll put it in the jar later and throw it in her pocket to be gone.

Whatever. I'm okay with that. Kind of. Kind of. It's a tip for the magic she works. I can see how it happens. I could see how that could happen. I cannot see how.

Oh, you're, sir, your wall. Your wall. Oh. Oh. sure he gets it later. Slide it in the pocket. That's amazing. No thank you.

No thank you. We got some good news from Alex Trebek today, too. He shared some news about his pancreatic cancer. You remember Alex's host of Jeopardy for the last 84 years, I think. Maybe he's getting close to about 100 years. He was saying that doctors say he's in near remission from advanced pancreatic cancer, which is outstanding. and almost, I mean, it's amazing.

It really doesn't happen. I mean, it is a rare. Trebek says some of the tumors have shrunk by more than 50%. And so, you know, that low survival rate is, he said from the very beginning that he was going to beat this with the love and support of family and friends and prayers from the viewers, and it seems to be working.

And not only does he get that news, you have, what's his face, James Holzhauer. He's like 29 victories in her. row now on Jeopardy and he's really close to beating the money record. He's he needs, he needs, what does he need? His daily average is about 77,000 and what's his face. Ken Jennings had 74 wins in a row, which is, you know, huge. And James might not get that, but he'll beat him in money wise because he's already like 300,000. I think he's

he may be even he's under 300,000 of the total winnings that Jennings had so he'll beat that easy so people are tuned in I mean I tuned in probably I don't know a week and a half ago

a couple weeks ago I went oh Jeopardy's on that's right and Dingleberry's on so I watched the and of course he won and I watched him in and he's a really smart guy he's a little agonizing

you know he's a little he's one of those smart guys that you just want to well after you would congratulate him after you would say hey congratulations James and then you turn to your buddy and say if you want to punch him go ahead he's one of those guys he's just like okay

we got it you're mister you're smart guy you know everything we got it congratulations and you really you're just you're tuning in now to watch him lose you're tuning him now to watch him and he's not when he gets so far in front I mean by the time he's so far ahead of Judy from from Toronto but at the end when you get to Final Jeopardy, it's not even fun

because all he has to bet is, I don't know, zero. And there's no way he can lose. The others can get the answers right. He doesn't even have to answer it right. He can answer his answer could be, you know, I don't know, up the butt. And it could be, you know, it doesn't matter because he bet zero. And Judy bet all everything she had, which was like $10.

So he's still going to win. It's ridiculous. But congratulations, Jameson. I hope everything goes well for you. I hope you set the record. even though I know that Kent Jennings is sitting home going, you better freaking lose, lose now, you better freaking lose now. Because Jennings, he's still, there's no way.

I mean, James, if James gets to 74 or 75 wins in a row like Jennings did, he's going to be probably a million bucks, because he'll already, he's going to surpass him money-wise in the next couple of wins probably. Maybe three more wins. He passes him money-wise. And then he'll still have another, you know, 30 or 35. more games to go to beat the record of games.

So, Ken Jennings says home going, you better freaking lose, you better freaking lose, come on, you better freaking lose. He's calling up his friends at Jeopardy. Tell me he lost, tell me, tell me, tell me, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many went, because they record so many in advance. You know, they already know the outcome.

It's got to be that. You talk about the state secrets, man. If that gets out, yeah, now we had to shoot him. We had to shoot him. What happened? Now he gave out Jeopardy secrets. What?

Yeah. He was giving out Jeopardy secrets. Can we talk to him? No, he's dead. So, I mean, they might even film it just to show on Jeopardy, just to make a point. Alex will go, yeah, we had somebody that worked for us that was giving out secrets on what happened to James's victories. We had to put him down. And Netflix, this one hurt.

This one hurt. I should have, I was going to bring this up in the break room, but it's just too fun in the break room for me to bring up. Netflix commenting on the Georgia abortion stuff. That's what hurt. Netflix, stop. What are you doing? Stop it. I know you've got productions.

I know you like working in Georgia. You're saving all kinds of money with their tax. It's the only reason you're there. Let's be honest. Let's work it out. You're not in Georgia because you walked around and went, oh, this is beautiful. You know what? I like Georgia.

We're going to shoot here. It wasn't like, you know, we could make a show about Missouri and Georgia. We can make a show about any place in the world right here in Georgia. Amazing. It wasn't that you thought that. No, you thought, you know, we can probably make Georgia work. They're giving us huge tax benefits. We're going to save all kinds of money.

You know what? We'll make Georgia work. So when they start commenting about the politics, stop it. You're letting me down. Oh, we have many women working on productions in Georgia's. whose rights along with millions of others. Yeah, we got it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Well, we'll continue to film there while also supporting our partners and artists. We may rethink our entire investment in Georgia. Yeah, we're going to rethink that. And then we'll rethink, yeah, we're behind you. Actually, you know what? That's what they did. That's exactly what they did. All their actresses, I'm sorry, actors, all their performers.

are all wound up over this. So instead of just saying, hey, we're not getting involved, they went, yeah, you know what? We understand. We understand how you feel it. Gosh darn it. Look, we're going to continue to film here,

but we're going to rethink it. If they pass this bill, you know what? We're going to rethink the investment. And don't make us rethink. Don't make us do it because, man, if we have to sit down and rethink our investment in Georgia, we will. Now, we're not going to stop filming during this time.

Just keep working. Just keep working because we're thinking about it. That's exactly what they did. They're going to crank out everything they can while they're there, and then as soon as it gets signed, just... Greedy little. Peace out. You thought you caught me.

You thought you had me and you didn't. I got you Netflix. I'm with you, baby. All right, before I wrap it up with some animal stories, I just want to remind you to subscribe to the podcast. Remember, your subscription matters. That's my new campaign for subscriptions. Your subscription matters.

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Chris is off apparently he's got to go pick up his kid or something he's down in Florida. I mean, are you kidding me? We just got done with the three-day weekend. I can't go till Tuesday or Wednesday. Okay, whatever. And apparently, I don't know what airline

he's flying. I don't know, maybe Georgia Air. I don't know what airline is flying, but apparently they don't let kids fly by themselves now. Can't put him on a plane and pick them up. I saw kids walking on the plane Every time I fly There's some kid with his little tag on

He can't move Unless the stewardess I'm sorry the flight attendant Is taking him a hand of walking them off the plane They can't I mean That kid is like the president On those planes That can't happen I guess on Georgia air

So he's got to go and pick up the kid Amazing anyway So but you heard a voice It's J.B What's your last name again? Ozenbaugh Yeah see Very German

Awesome Azenbaugh. Is that right? That's right. Yeah, J.B. Okay. Anyway, thanks for, you know, filling it. Appreciate it.

Always happy to do it. Great job. So anyway, last week we told you about Bostwana letting up their they're right there letting people kill their elephants again. It's good news.

If you're an elephant hunter. Botswana is saying, hey, we want the money. It's just like people climbing Mount Everest, right? They want the money. That's the only way they got one thing. They got one thing. make money. And so they're like, you've got 11 grand, climb it. If you die, we'll put you on the side and walk by you. When you freeze into an ice cube, we'll push you back down where it's over, right?

I mean, that's what they're doing. The Sherprils will just push you down when they come back down. If you're mad, just don't slow down the line because we got people coming. So in Baswana, that's what they do. They have elephants to kill. They have elephants to kill. That's what they do. And they want people there kill them. So they finally let people start killing elephants again. there are some people not wound They are not happy about it at all So they've hired a Hollywood firm Now to fight the elephant hunting PR

They want the firm out there Making it a good thing They spend bad publicity for them I don't know why I mean Kill a couple of elephants Big deal You know we've been doing that forever

Do you think they're going to go extinct? No So they might not be as many as before Okay, I'll give you that. They call that endangered. But every time I hear it's endangered, it's endangered. Then pretty soon, oh my gosh, look, we found another place. Look at that place.

There's more elephants over there. It's because we stop people from killing them. All I hear about, so then I see a story today. An albino panda. They thought it was extinct. They've never seen one before, ever. Ever. They've had cameras filmed.

We've got pandas and zoos. we're praying over pandas for them to have babies and zoos. We're looking at it. We're letting them eat all kinds of their clouds. It's just a panda. There's no pandas. They've got cameras out in the woods. What goes past the camera?

An albino panda. Oh my God, first time ever. We've never seen one. So don't tell me that things, Mother Earth just reinvents, man. Things just keep happening. Life will find a way. I'm sorry. That's a quote from the documentary Jurassic Park.

I don't know if you know that, but life will find a way. I mean, I don't want to hear it. I don't. Now, congratulations to Florida. Oh, hold on. We have to pause. My wife is calling me, and she's the only one that gets this call.