Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 120 | Fat Pile Friday: Most Annoying Male, It Was Just A Dream & Interviewing Old People

Episode Date: June 7, 2019

A teacher is under fire for presenting the "Most Annoying Male" award to an autistic student of hers and Jeffy also talks about a story where a woman details the story of her Armageddon dream, however..., let's just say Jeffy's dream is better. Also, Jeffy decides to try and get a few old celebrities on the phone, but things don't go the way he thought.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So a couple weeks ago, an Indiana school district had their awards ceremony for the end of the year, the fifth grade awards luncheon. The principal was there. The parents are there. Kids are there and they're getting their awards and thanking them for a year of hard work. And then the teacher got up and said, we, and now have a trophy we'd like to give to the most annoying man. and congratulations. Get up here, you little kid with autism and bugging me all year long with your little
Starting point is 00:00:44 special needs. Get up here. You're the most annoying male. Yay! Ouch. Yeah. More than out. The dad was like, um, no.
Starting point is 00:01:01 What are we doing? And of course, I mean, everyone was shocked. And it's been addressed now with the teacher, I'm guessing. I didn't say the teacher may or may not be coming back as a janitor. I'm not sure if she'll be teaching at the Bailey Preparatory Academy anymore. She may be looking for another gig. And the dad is happy with it. He went public, though, because he doesn't want this to happen with any other kids.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Look, I know that we worked it out and we've talked to them and everything's going to be fine, but you know what? I just have to go public because I don't want this to happen with any other kids. Do you, dad? Do you? Or did you just want the news? It's all I'm saying. You just want the news. Now, you know, the boy is nonverbal.
Starting point is 00:01:55 He rocks back and forth. It becomes easily emotional. You know, I mean, we just like, we all have, we all know about the. autistic children and I get it but get up here congratulations you're the most annoying male of the year yay congratulations hey I rock back and forth with us on the way up come our everybody rock back and forth yay what are you thinking I remember yesterday with the dumb teachers I mean we're Teachers are dumb.
Starting point is 00:02:35 That's another reason of homeschool. It's amazing. Welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff Eiff, JFR, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, and of course, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, which you need to subscribe to. Hello, duh. Please subscribe to chewing the fat. your subscriptions.
Starting point is 00:03:21 And, you know, I can only, I don't like begging. I got down on my knees once for you during a broadcast. It was very difficult to get back up. My knees hurt a lot. It's very hard for me to get down on my knees now. And it's not funny.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Don't be laughing at me. I mean, this is, you're the person, you're like the guy that gives, Chris has been gone all week. Taylor's like the guy that gives the autistic kid, the trophy for being the most annoying male. I had I
Starting point is 00:03:48 No I I was not laughing at him I was giving them well I was giving congratulations for winning the award but you know I needed a knee replacement on my right knee so you'd make a fun of
Starting point is 00:03:59 I mean I could be considered handicapped anyway get on up here most adoying male congratulations get up here everybody rocked back and forth for go back up here
Starting point is 00:04:12 so Samuel Little you remember him He's already confessed to 90 murders. No, you don't. No, we're not clapping for Samuel. Samuel, get on up here. He's serial killer with 90 murders. Get up here.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Come on. You know you can do better than 90, can't you? Well, yes, he can. Now he's identified two more women than he's killed in Ohio over the last years. Samuel, get on up here. Come here. Get up here. Tell people how you did it, how you strangled them.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Thank you. How you just covered the country murdering people. Get up here. Great job. I mean, he's like the guy. He is the guy. All the other serial killers, 14, 50, stop it.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Samuel's already way above 90, man. So he's being indicted again on four counts of aggravated murder and six counts of kidnapping. In Ohio, he's already in prison. He's old now. He's done. He doesn't even remember. Remember the original story that he was talking about. They were trying to get some cold cases done with him
Starting point is 00:05:23 because he couldn't remember, yeah, that probably was me. You know what? That sounds like me. That sounds like something I would do. I was, you know what? And I probably was, I think I was around here. I think I was around Dallas at the time. Because about that time I came down, I was in Dallas, Fort Worth.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Yeah, that sounds like me. That could have been me. Go ahead. You know what? They're on me. I'll take those. I mean, the guy is just a bad. guy. This is the bad guy.
Starting point is 00:05:50 And we're getting news of a German serial killer conviction. He is convicted of murdering 85 patients. It's not, you know, look, it is not 90. It is not 90. He's not in,
Starting point is 00:06:06 he's not in the league with Samuel Little. Okay? But he is, he's up there ways. All right. I mean, that's pretty amazing. Over the course, although I will say this. I will say this. The German nurse, killed 85 in a lot less time. Samuel Little traveled around the country.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And, you know, he, obviously he's been, you know, he's guilty. Well, he's guilty of 90 and he's going to tag some moron in Ohio. He's got to go through the trial process. But, I mean, it's probably guilty of those as well. But that took him a lifetime, right? I mean, this guy took six years. He's receiving a maximum sentence under German law life in prison. He's 42 years old.
Starting point is 00:06:48 he would inject patients with a variety of drugs meant to push them close to death so he could resuscitate them but sometimes oh look darn the look you know like 85 of those times he screwed up and didn't resuscitate him oh darn I didn't I gave him too much so I guess a couple times colleagues walked in and said, what are you doing? And he was like, oops, I'm just nothing. I'm just giving him a,
Starting point is 00:07:23 just giving him a drug to make them look like they're, and they're really bad. And then I'm going to help him come back out of it. Except he didn't do that 85 times. Screwed up 85 times. So, I mean, he's just a bad serious. He's just a bad guy.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And in Ohio, we had a doctor charged with 25 counts of murder. Again, no Samuel Little or the German Niles Hogel. But he was not trying to resuscitate them. He was actually going around and just saying, oh, this patient is old and is sick and they need to die. I'm God. I've decided they need to die.
Starting point is 00:08:06 And he would just administer lethal doses of painkillers to them, mostly fentanyl, and then they would die. And he did that. He's guilty of at least 25 of those. I'm sorry, he was charged with that. He's not guilty yet. It's always you're innocent until proven guilty in America, even here on Fat Pile Friday, usually sometimes.
Starting point is 00:08:31 In other serial killer news, I mean, in other, you know, killer news, the great state of Ohio, which this critical care doctor is in, and so is Samuel Little new case in Ohio. Ohio is now getting ready to say that mentally ill killers can avoid execution in Ohio. Some would argue that if you have, if you've reached a point where you've murdered someone and we're thinking about executing you, that there is something. mentally wrong with you anyway. But I guess others would argue, oh, no, if they're mentally ill, they can't, they can't
Starting point is 00:09:16 grasp what they did. Well, they grasping enough to kill one or more people. I mean, that's a, I don't know that I agree with that law at all. So I read a story that comes apparently from a Facebook post, and the headline is asteroid hits the Atlantic Ocean. A thousand-foot tsunami devastates the entire East Coast, prophetic dream given to Victoria L. Williamson. So it's a dream.
Starting point is 00:10:04 And the Post reads, I had a dream that I was in a car with some other people riding on the beach in New York City shores. I love the New York City beaches, man. You can't get me away from the New York City beaches. Oh, that's right, it's just a dream. I'm sorry. I looked out the window and saw a huge red flaming asteroid hit the Atlantic Ocean. I saw a giant tsunami rise up.
Starting point is 00:10:32 The wave was 1,000 feet high and moving at 1,000 miles an hour. Remember, this is a dream. I saw the entire eastern seaboard from Florida to Canada being covered in this wave. Florida was no more, completely gone, wiped out. Then I saw the tsunami cover lower Manhattan over the empire. State building, everything was gone. Just as it started to curl over my car, it seemed to stop
Starting point is 00:10:56 in time. The watercolor was blackish. I saw a helicopter over me and it let me down a ladder. Let you down? Anyway, it's a dream. I climbed up it and carried me to safety on a mountain in the west and from there
Starting point is 00:11:12 everything was fine. The tsunami wiped out everything from Florida to Canada in one huge wave. Everything was gone on the eastern seaboard. It went inland all the way to Ohio Valley through Tennessee Valley. Nothing was left. I was safe on the mountain.
Starting point is 00:11:28 The dream ends. Victoria. I don't know if you have ever seen the documentary Deep Impact. But that's exactly what, it's almost exactly what happened in the movie Deep Impact. Now, Deep Impact, for my money, that documentary is not as good as Armaged. but Armageddon is the world-class asteroid movie. But Deep Impact, that's actually almost what happened. I mean, they send the nukes up and they blast the,
Starting point is 00:12:09 they blast the asteroid into two parts. The smaller one is Wolf. No, the smaller one is Beterman. and the bigger one is a wolf and they call them Wolf Biederman after the two people that you know discovered it
Starting point is 00:12:28 and uh Beterman is a small one and that's the one that hits because as people are trying to get away you see you see Beterman fly into the fly over the sky into the ocean and he's the one
Starting point is 00:12:43 guy in the movie goes Beterman he's got more than just day wages that day. he was actually the dad of the one of the one guy as he's looking standing in the highway stuck in traffic Bederman and that's exactly what happens it hits it floods and it recedes
Starting point is 00:13:05 and then the astronauts zoom their ship into the big one and then nukes it to pieces and it blows up in the sky it's wonderful the water's receded and we rebuild this wonderful deep impact now Armageddon the documentary Armageddon
Starting point is 00:13:22 we don't try to shoot nukes at it because we realize in the documentary that if you if you shoot nukes at it and he gives an example of what will happen let's say you put a firecracker in your hand and you leave your hand open and you light the firecracker and it goes off what happens you burn a little bit of skin but if you close your fist and the firecracker goes off your wife is going to be opening your catching bottle for the rest of your life. I believe that's a quote from the movie as well. Exactly a quote from the lines.
Starting point is 00:13:59 But the point is that that's why they needed to bring in the drillers. Bruce Willis comes in. Harry Stamper comes in and they have to drill. They bring in the world's best deep core drillers. And Harry Stamper is that man. And that's not the dream that Victoria L. Williamson had. but it does fit into my dream of what could happen if an asteroid was doing the earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet a piece of rock just six miles wide
Starting point is 00:15:06 changed all that it hit with the force of ten thousand nuclear weapons. A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere. Creating a suffocating blanket of dust. The sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years. It happened before. It will happen again. It's just a question of when. Oh, thank God, it was just a dream. It was just a dream. All right, let's go to the break room early. I need a drink anyway of Cola Zero. I know it's Friday and I lost the bet on the Jeopardy bet. I was supposed to drink the Mountain Dew.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Liberty, neutral liberty, and I didn't get to it this week. So I will do it. I'm not backing out of my bet. Don't look at me like that. All right. I'll make good on it next week. I promise. Cross my heart.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I hope to die. Take a needle in my eye. Anyway, we're headed to the break room and I just had some Coca-Cola Zero and I had the Mountain Dew on my mind. While we're headed to the break room, remember, you can buy a, merchandise at Shop.The flaze.com. Shop.com.
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Starting point is 00:17:33 Okay? We are together. Because I need to do. subscribers and you need to subscribe to chewing the fat. So thank you so much. As long as we're in the break room, let's talk a little food, little Caesars. Testing pizza with four different crusts. Why is this not a thing already?
Starting point is 00:17:52 They're making this big deal. You can't make a pizza with four different crust. I mean, you people are professional pizza makers. And I want a thin, I want a thick, I want a couple of with the cheese. Wait, that doesn't sound good. Kentucky fried chicken. I'm sorry, they're not Kentucky fried chicken anymore. What am I thinking?
Starting point is 00:18:11 I apologize. They're KFC. They can't be Kentucky fried chicken anymore because that's bad. They are using an exploration phase now, as all companies do. And they find that, you know, perhaps chickens are, I don't know, is there a shortage on chickens? Not that I'm aware of, but apparently maybe KFC knows of one coming because they're looking at a plan. Plant-based chicken. I mean, that's, come on.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Thank you. They're joining the long list of all the restaurants, adding plant-based meat to its menu. Here's a little helpful hint from Jeff Fisher and Chewing the Fat. It's not plant-based meat. It's either meat or it's a plant. Now, you can tell me, hey, this is a plant chicken. or you could tell me,
Starting point is 00:19:09 hey, this is a meat chicken, but it's not both, okay? So good luck. Don't forget, one thing I will give a high five to Arby's. As they said, no, we are 100% beef and meat, and we got the meats, and we'll never do plant-paced Arby's roast beef sandwiches. So bless their heart.
Starting point is 00:19:33 In Indonesia, as long as we're on KFC, and I'm already pissed at KFC for a little. looking to plant chickens. Now, they better taste good. I don't start forcing plant chickens down my throat if they're not good. Now, in Indonesia, why is this not happening here in America? Indonesia, please. They're selling fried chicken skins.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Did they do that here in America? Because I think I read a story a while ago that that actually takes place in America. They don't. He's sure. Are you positive? No, but what I'm asking, what if we look at... What I want to know is it...
Starting point is 00:20:19 Stop for a moment. Thank you. Okay. And I'm asking, that is Indonesia the only place where you can get the fried chicken skins? And why were you buzzing me the whole...
Starting point is 00:20:32 Please hold. Please hold. Your call is... I mean, your listenership is very important to us. We care about you and what you think. Jeffie is in the middle of looking up an answer to a question he had that producers don't have the answer for. We'll be back with you momentarily.
Starting point is 00:21:12 All right, thanks for holding. Are you still there? Yeah, okay, good. Thanks for holding. So apparently it's not here in America, which is very disappointing. It's in Indonesia, six KFC locations in Indonesia, and apparently you can get it in Thailand, and there's some locations in Bangkok that are giving you the fried chicken skins. Why isn't it here in America?
Starting point is 00:21:38 Okay, that's all I'm saying. And speaking of chicken, this guy was in the store, and he's standing there waiting to get waited on, and a lady comes up behind him with her kids. And the kids are, she's asking them what they want for dinner. And they say they wanted the fried chicken in the deli. And the lady says, you can only have one piece of fried chicken because you don't want to look like the guy that's standing in front of us. You don't want to be that fat.
Starting point is 00:22:07 So you only get one piece of chicken. And the guy, you know, of course, overhears are telling her kids that you don't want to be fat like this guy. Who, by the way, in the picture of the story, I mean, he's not. I mean he's overweight, but he's not athletically overweight like I am. And he's not my 600 pound life overweight either. He's just a plump guy. And so he obviously gets a little, you know, he's a little wound up over this lady calling him fat to her kids.
Starting point is 00:22:34 So when the deli worker comes up, he says, is that all the chicken that you've got in the counter? And the deli worker says, yeah, that's all. I've got, you know, some new stuff make it, but it won't be ready for another 30, 40 minutes. I'll take it all. And so he buys all the chicken. And so when the lady, after he walks away, the lady goes up there and sees that there's no more chicken for her kids. And she looks at the guy and he just looks at her and says, yeah, yeah, who's not getting
Starting point is 00:23:04 any food that they want? Thanks for calling me fat. So, you know, it's just a fun little way to get through your day. And just to make things a little bit better. She looked at him and seemed upset. I just flipped her the bird and went home. All right, so I'm reading this story about Kenny Rogers, the great Kenny Rogers, the singer, entertainer, superstar, Kenny Rogers. Now, this story was written about three years ago, and it talks about plastic surgery, drugs, his sad last days.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Well, he's still alive. he's 80 years old now but this interview amazing he's battled hepatitis C he's had knee replacement rotator cuff and throat surgeries
Starting point is 00:24:12 he's he dropped this interview he gave them all kinds of revelations about his private life and this is what my point we've talked about it before on chewing the fat this is a perfect age
Starting point is 00:24:29 In this article, he's 77, so now he's 80, but these are the years when these guys like Kenny Rogers want to get it off their chest and tell you what happened in their life and let you know how they feel. And they got nothing that doesn't matter to them anymore. It's okay what you think because they don't care. They're past it. And man, I would, he's a father of six. He's been married five times. Confessed to cheating on his marriage vows. He says here, I thought having a wife just meant a guy could have sex any time he thought about it,
Starting point is 00:25:04 which in my case was all the time. And he knows that the romps, you know, ruined his marriage. His fourth marriage in 1993 was married for 16 years. Wow. Well, they got a divorce during the phone sex scandal. All right. So he gets in a phone sex scandal. He set up a love hotline.
Starting point is 00:25:25 A Kenny Rogers, a love hotline. 1-800 number that he gave out to whatever beautiful woman he wanted and he insisted there was no physical contact only phone sex and he said
Starting point is 00:25:43 it's amazing I thought you know what trouble could you get in with a phone sex line two outrageous girls out of the outrage girls charged him with sued him and charged him with sexually harassing them with filthy fantasies.
Starting point is 00:26:03 That's what phone sex is. Wow. That is unbelievable. And get this, I mean, Kenny Rogers has sold 125 million albums. He went on great drug binges. I mean, we got to talk to this guy. before he goes away. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:26:34 He talks about skin cancer, removing dangerous grows, obsession with plastic surgery that botched his walks. Yeah, he confesses he wanted to appear youthful for his fifth and current wife. His current wife is just 29 years younger than he
Starting point is 00:26:50 him, that he is. They have identical 12-year-old twin sons. I mean, Giddy up to Kenny Rogers, but we got to talk to him because he's at the perfect age now where he might even learn more
Starting point is 00:27:04 about his life and what happened before he dies because he doesn't care. It's all out there. We've got to talk to Kenny Rogers. Get him on the line. Is he on the line yet? Okay, well, while we're waiting to get Kenny on the line, let me tell you about another article I was reading about
Starting point is 00:27:21 Kirk Douglas, who's 102 years old, and his wife is 100. Amazing. Amazing. So they're both over 100 years old now. Tremendous. And they talk about how long they've been married and what a great happy life they've had. But he used to cheat on her all the time. He talks about it all the time. He talked about all the cheating what's going on. And then she comments that, oh, well, I'm European and that's just that's the way it is. It's okay. She talked about how they used to always talk every night. They would get together and they would have dinner and then they'd have their golden time where they'd have our drink and they'd talk about what happened to them during the day.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And she said when he turned 100, I gave him an iPad. And now that I gave him an iPad, we both take our iPad and look at CNN or something. We don't talk. For last year's birthday, a couple posts were photographs and they were dressed and you've seen Kirk and the wife. but she talks about how he was, oh, he had his dalliances. Don't worry. As a European, I understood it was unrealistic to expect total fidelity in a marriage. Why can I find a wife like that?
Starting point is 00:28:42 Is Kenny Rogers on the line yet? Do we have? Do we get Kenny on the line? We talk to Kenny. Hang up or press pound for more options. Mr. Rogers, Kenny, this is Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. I just want to call. We love to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I know what a great life you've had and what a wonderful time you've had. But I know there's been some struggles, too, in your life. And I'm a big fan. I've been a huge fan forever. I was, you know, I just, I grew up listening to you. And I would just love to be able to talk to you. It's Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat here at the Blaze Podcast Network. And I know, listen, I know you're 80 years old now.
Starting point is 00:29:21 And I probably don't like to talk about it. I probably shouldn't even have mentioned. Look, I'm. I don't like to talk about my age either. I get it. But I really want to see how you're doing, how you're holding up, how life is going, and love to be able to put you back in the spotlight a little bit and let people know how the great Kenny Rogers is doing.
Starting point is 00:29:38 So call me 888-903-33 or email me. You know, have your people email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And look, if you're, if you're concerned about the interview, you know, listen to chewing. the fat podcast, just subscribe to it during the fat podcast. And then you'll listen and then you'll realize, man, I need to talk to Jeff Fisher. And so, you know, then you can call me or email me and we'll hook up. You can always, you can always message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
Starting point is 00:30:08 You can message me on, you know, Facebook or Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. But I really want to talk to you, Kenny. I love you. I'm a huge fan. And I know you've had, we don't have to always, we don't have to continue to talk about all your struggles. We can talk about the good times too. but I do want to, you know, talk about some of the struggles and how you've gotten over them and, you know, how you've gotten over, you know, the plastic surgery horror and, you know, the whole drug nightmare and the cheating and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:30:34 You know, I saw, I don't want to talk to you about that too. And, you know, the kids and how they feel and, you know, what you're doing with your money now and that kind of thing. Anyway, thanks, Ken, Mr. Rogers. No, not me, you're not Mr. Rogers. Oh, wow, you're far from it. I mean, you're, this is, you're Mr. Kenny Rogers. And anyway, you know, call me. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Speaking of interviewing old people, or I got to stop calling old people. Speaking of interviewing people of age. William Shatner, I tried to talk to William Shatner already on chewing the fat, especially over Christmas when he released his Christmas album. I loved it. I wanted to talk to him and got the ax from his people. I still want to talk to you, Bill. Call me.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Maybe we, is Bill out of the line? No, don't call. Bill because I don't want to leave him a message, but we should because he just came out talking about how he had stem cell treatment and he talked about, hey, look, I went under restorative stem cell treatment and an attempt to rejuvenate my body. And he just wants to fight against aging. Now, he's 88 years old, 88. And he announced this on social media. I love him. William Shatner, is he on the line? I want to talk to Bill.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I do. I do want to talk to him. If you can get his number and call him, I'd love to talk to him. He said he received restorative stem cell treatment from the progenic cell treatment facility. The cells were manufactured by Invitrix here in Southern California. His friend Doc gave it to him interveniously. He wants to try to turn back the clock. He said, I will let you know.
Starting point is 00:32:16 We have to. talk to William Shatner. This, I mean, he's 88, now is the time. It's important. Is he on the line yet? I mean, is Bill, did you find this number? I know, but he's spoken out about getting older and how he's maintained
Starting point is 00:32:32 his holistic approach to aging. He doesn't want to decline. He's kept himself active. I mean, we see he's releasing albums. At the tone, please record your voice message. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press pound for more options. Mr. Bill,
Starting point is 00:32:48 I mean, you're not Mr. Bill, silly to me. Mr. William Shatner. Mr. William Shatner, sir, this is Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat podcast. And I know you talked to one of my producers, you know, a few months ago and your people declined to talk to me, which, by the way, I just want to aside and not really piss me off. But I want to talk to you, sir. You're 88. You just talked about having a stem cell treatment to turn back the clock. Listen, I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I'm with you 100%. I really would like to talk to you see how that's going, see how things are going for you, and see what the future looks like, and talk a little bit about your past too, and maybe your struggles there. So call me 888-90- 330-93 is the phone number. You could message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, or you can email me, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. So this is Jeff Fisher. If you're not sure, and this time it's you, if this is a direct, you know, if you're,
Starting point is 00:33:47 not having people listen to your voicemail. You can subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher at the Blaze. And then you can subscribe. I need as many subscribers as I can get. And then you can listen and you go, oh, hey, you know what, I probably should talk to Jeff. So I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
Starting point is 00:34:06 And I know you've got a lot of things on the plate. But I really want to talk to you, especially about your restorative stem cell treatment. And so call me. Huge fan. Thanks, Mr. Chattner, I appreciate it. So anyway, I was telling you about Kirk Douglas.
Starting point is 00:34:21 And he was 102. His wife's 100. I was talking about, he made no, in her book, the wife, who's 100 now, all right? She talks about him having affairs with Rita Hayworth, Patricia Neal, Christina Crawford, Joan Crawford's daughter. And she said, Kirk never tried to hide his dalliances from me. As a European. Like I told you, she said, as a European. and I understood it was unrealistic to expect total fidelity in a marriage.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Is it? Seriously? I mean, this guy has had a tremendous life. And his wife, Ann, they're together. We really, I mean, we really should talk to Kirk, too. All right, so we've left messages for Kenny Rogers, and we've left messages for William Shatner. See if we can get a hold of Kirk Douglas.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Did we, now, has either one of those called back yet? I didn't see an email come through. I don't want to talk to Michael. I don't want to talk to Catherine Zana Jones, the daughter-in-law. If I have to talk to Anne, the wife, to get to Kirk, I will. But get Kirk on the line. I want to talk to Kirk, though. Because he looked, as 102, man, this guy has been through a lot.
Starting point is 00:35:38 He was born in Germany. Educate, I mean, this guy has just done ahead of time. tremendous life. And so we need to talk to Kirk. There's no question. While we're waiting to talk to see if we can get through to Kirk, I'll just talk about the other story that talked about a number of Americans working in their 70s is skyrocketing. Yeah, because we're living longer. We're getting stem cells. All right. That's what we're doing. So I love it and good, right? And it also means that people aren't saving like we told you about the other day and they've got no money. So it's part of that too, problem.
Starting point is 00:36:17 But at the tone, please record your voice message. Of course, if it's a voicemail. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press the line for more options. So Kirk, I mean, Mr.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Kirk Douglas, this is Jeff Fisher from chewing the fat at the Blaze Media Network, a Blaze Podcast Network. My name is Jeff Fisher, as I said, a huge fan. My gosh,
Starting point is 00:36:38 such a fan. And I just wanted to call and let you know that I'd love to talk to you. Love to get to know you a little bit better on the podcast. You can call me 888-9093033. We can talk on the podcast. Look, I want to talk about look, there's still a future for you, right? I want to talk about your future, but for sure we want to talk about the past, which you have a lot of. I mean, you and the wife both have a lot of past. And I want to talk about some of the things that you, you know, have gone on and what's
Starting point is 00:37:07 happened in your life. And, oh, just so you know who I am, look, you can message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. or email me at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com, but easier just to 888-90-3-33-93. Somebody will answer. Just call any time. Somebody will answer. If nobody answers, the hell with them, right?
Starting point is 00:37:29 You know what I'm talking about, Kirk. Anyway, your friend, one of your friends, who I know is a good friend of yours, Noel Blank, Mel Blank's son, Mel Blank's son, is I've met, and we've been up to Big Bear Lake, and I'm with him, I've been him, so I mean, I know that you and he are friends. Oh my gosh, it's Kirk.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Is that it? Is that it? Do we lose him? I mean, I thought I was leaving a voicemail. I didn't realize I was actually talking to him. Wow. I really, should we call the police or something? I mean, was he listening into the voicemail? Did we actually lose him?
Starting point is 00:38:15 I mean, I didn't think. I think the voicemail was too long, but apparently it was.

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