Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 122 | Happy Birthday Queen & Prince Charles, Airline Updates, & Camel Milk?

Episode Date: June 10, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news that you won't hear. Royal family updates, airline updates and just the headlines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Today is a day like another. Wow. Not really, but I mean, there's going to be so many stories we have today. There's just going to be headlines. You don't even need to know the intricacies of these stories when I tell you that Kroger recalls frozen berries over possible hepatitis A contamination. More cases of the plague confirmed in New Mexico.

North Korea confirms African swine fever outbreak. Typhoid fever hits Los Angeles, police department. Doomed we are. All right, so last week we got the FBI releasing their files on Bigfoot. And it was really nothing. I mean, there was people, it was just their files, there was nothing on it. people had sent in hair and skin. The FBI looked into it.

It was a deer. It wasn't Bigfoot. We talked about it. Well, now we have reports of a Bigfoot siting in North Georgia. Right? Now, there's been two reported sightings in Northeast Georgia saying that we saw Bigfoot. Now, if this picture is an actual picture. which I doubt,

but the picture that they have on the story, if you believe that this picture is real, that it's a real Bigfoot, you're the reason why YouTube needs to go through and call videos that are fake because it's not, it's not real. Thank you. That's, if you believe,

I know that was Bigfoot. Dude, I saw it. It was up there walking along the top of the trees. Hit it again, hit it again. Really, seriously, hit it again. Seriously, man. It was Bigfoot. I was so scared.

Dude, I don't know. No, I mean, it was really Bigfoot, man. So bad. Stop it. Stop it. I know. I want to believe. that there's Bigfoot too.

I want to believe in Bigfoot, but it's just not true. I heard it on the news. Thank you. Wait, what? I said, that's ridiculous, man. That, that's it. So this is the whole...

Just a little bit. I just heard it on the news. I know what, it's not what she... It's not the full quote. It's just a... Can we hear all of... I heard it on the news. What's her name again?

I made you put it on the thing so we never forget her name because I always forget her name. Yeah, Linda Hopkins. Linda Hopkins, because she was being questioned about the potato thief. She was being questioned about the potato thief. But today, she's being questioned about Bigfoot in Northeast Georgia. I heard it on the news.

If you don't play the full thing, I swear to God, we're closing this shop down. Ain't nobody got time for that. Nine, free flight. Zero hour. 9 a.m. Seriously. I mean, Chris, I was about to say,

hey, it's good to have you back. I want to hear the entire Linda Hopkins. You're seriously pissing me off. I heard it on the news. Oh, it's winter! You can play all the other clips you want. It's not Linda Hopkins. Just play the entire Linda Hopkins clip.

I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Thank you. So didn't we talk about a few weeks ago about how? Hey nobody got time for that? Are we still? Are we still playing clips?

I just wanted. I just wanted Linda Hopkins. I mean, that's all I asked for. Wow. I was, like I said, about to say, geez, Chris, it's good to see you. And now you're back, but I'm not going to say that anymore. So according to this story, the headline says, A passenger opens plane emergency exit, mistaking it.

for the toilet. Okay, well, that's because the passenger was drunk out of their mind. Nobody mistakes the emergency exit for the toilet. But now we were told that people couldn't open the emergency exit. However, that was when it's in the air. This plane was on the ground and just sitting there. And is that the bathroom? Oh, it's the emergency exit. I got to go to the bathroom. Oh, stop it. Now we also have a story that talks about a passenger who died on an American Airlines flight from Dallas to London. Okay, so here's your go. Here's my little helpful hint from me to you. This is your pilot.

Thank you for flying. Fat air. What is our airline again? I got Jeffie air, fat air, same thing. It says Jeffie on the side, fat on the tail. I'm going to warn everyone that the emergency exit is not the bathroom. It is not the bathroom. And that person sitting in row 32 CD, yes, he is dead.

He is dead. And he's already signed a waiver and said that we're going to continue to flight to London. We're not going to divert to Canada like they wanted me to. because he's already dead! Right! So anyway, if you still need a drink, just, you know. And you're able to spread out if you want to use them for an armrest or whatever, that's fine. Go ahead, he won't mind.

Those of you that are, you know, sitting next to him, if you've already looked through his briefcase for cash or anything, you will be arrested for that. I can't have that. I will not, I will not stand on that air. Okay, seriously. Seriously. We diverted the flight. Okay, thank you for flying fat air. So a passenger has a heart attack on the plane. And it's horrible, right?

I mean, you get on a flight and you have a sickness or you have some sort of medical condition. I mean, it's bad. And nobody wants that ever. Now, being the person that could have a possible heart attack on an airplane, that would be me. Because I could probably have a heart attack, you know, anywhere in the world. It's possible on an airplane. I really am signing off. If I have a heart attack and I'm dead,

continue the flight to our destination. Don't detour the flight. Because if I'm on that flight, I'm like, the guy's already dead. Let's go to London. Let's go. I don't want to stop an Ottawa, Canada for hours and get on another plane

or wait for them to come and get this guy. Let's go to London, please. Now, if I'm on the plane and I'm suffering and I need medical attention and it's, you know, it's life-threatening, then I'm sorry, but that's the way it goes. We all have to, you all have to, you know, we've suffered, we'll have to suffer through that, no problem. But to make the plane divert to Canada and wait, I mean, come on now. The guy's already dead. And I know that's a. And Canada?

Really? We could land like New York, Maine. Okay, so the flight landed at 2.28 a.m. Medical personnel met the aircraft. They didn't need to.

I was already doing. We have to pronounce him dead. Then they refueled and departed. Only a couple hours. Oh, this is, we're good. That's not bad. Still, though.

Still. Still. Do you want money back? You are. are a passenger on this flight. What do you want? Yes. That's what I want.

Yes. Free headphones and free blanket. I'm getting that anyway. I'm sticking that in my overhead anyway. That's mine. He's supposed to leave them. Yeah, yeah. No, that's what I mean.

Yeah, I'm going to leave them. Oh, did I accidentally take those? Narrow the look. Yeah, you get a free ticket, right? Come on. You got to get a free flight somewhere, right? drink vouchers the most I think don't do No drink vouchers no you gotta get a free flight somewhere right

Like You're anywhere in the continental US Not international not international flights Was the airline? American Airlines America's doing nothing for you unless you fight Americans America's like just sorry You're paying full price and that's the way it is right?

You're not getting anything unless you fight for it If you complain you got whatever you want So if you're on this flight complain that's my helpful hint to you If you're flying American and you're on this flight complain Oh my gosh

How can I forget Happy birthday To Prince Philip Birthday Phil No Happy birthday Phil And the queen was birthdays too On the 8th by the way

So don't forget about her So Phil's what 98 I mean he's It's a pretty good He's riding long man and he's still out driving wrecking into people all over the place come on man i mean that's a good gig now i will say that i probably shouldn't call him phil he doesn't really go by phil

he has quite the title and since uh we've got a lot i mean we've had a lot of uh we've had the trump over there messing with the king and queen i know there's no king shut up the prince and queen uh everybody showed up except for Megan. We've got Windsor Whisper News all I know. She was, you know, still recuperating from the pregnancy. Were you?

Shut up. But, so we've got definite Windsor Whisper News. But as I'm looking, the royal title of the prince, the prince's style

and title in full. His Royal Highness the Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Earl of Maranath Maranath or whatever Baron of Grinwich Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order

of the Carter Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle Member of the Order of Merit Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order Grand Master and First Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order

of the British Empire Knight of the Order of Australia Additional member of the Order of New Zealand Extra Companion of the Queen's Service Order Royal Chief of the Order of L-O-H-U, extraordinary companion of the Order of Canada, extraordinary commander of the Order of Military Merit, Canadian Forces Decoration,

Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honorable Privy Council, member of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada. Is the privy the bathroom? Is that what he's the Lord? A personal aide-de-camp of his majesty, King George the Fifth, Lord High Admiral of United Kingdom. Phil, get out over here, sit out. What are you doing?

No, no, you can do that. Phil. Does he know his name is Phil? He keeps walking like he's ignoring me. Phil. That's not he's good. So, a lot has happened. A lot has happened in the order of the queen.

So it is her, it was, we celebrated her birthday while you're away. But it's not really her birthday, right? It's the only thing I have. Just give it to me. No, it's fine. It's fine. No, I'm waiting for you to give me the... By the way, I'm going to give you some more things here.

Did you know that Prince Philip was born in the island of Corfu? Are you asking me? No, no, I'm telling you. Oh, okay. Yeah. What talked down to me? Yeah, he was also born with another couple other titles that he threw away after he married the queen.

Right? He was born, he had a couple other titles like, he's royal. He's the royal blood all the way through. But once he had to marry the queen, he had to throw up away. Yeah, the queen was like, no, you're not that anymore. But he missed the troop in the colors, which is when we actually celebrate the queen's birthday. The queen's birthday is Easter Sunday this year, but we will officially celebrate it June 8, which is troop of colors. Okay.

Well, happy birthday, queen. When's her real birthday? I mean, I'm sorry. June 8th is a real birthday. I got it. But when was she kicked out of the womb? Easter Sunday. Wow.

So the queen. No, I don't want to, you know, equate the queen with Jesus, but I'm just saying. Anyway. Did you know that she wears the same brooch on her birthday every year? Was it a gift from Jesus or? She is just that old, right? just asking a question is all I want to know. We could talk a little bit about some of,

there's a list of Prince Phillips gaffs that I have. Like the time he asked 11 member multi-ethnic dance troop diversity if they were related. When he asked a sea cadet if she worked in a strip club. The time he suggested exchange students leave China before they develop slitty eyes. I'm sorry? This can't be real.

I just look at it. These are the story is called Prince Phillips 98th birthday, five of the British Royal's worst gaffs. Worse. And number three is the time he suggested exchange students leave China before they develop slitty eyes. We all know that's how you get slenty eyes.

You stay in China too long. Number four is when he inappropriately commented on a woman zipper. Why is that inappropriate? In 2012, the Duke was greeting people in Bromley, South London when we remarked on the front placed zipper of a woman's dress, I'd be arrested if I unzipped that dress. That is not inappropriate. That's like senior, George Sr. You have the zipper in front. What is that supposed to mean? Like, I'm not supposed to unzip it. That's what is there for. I put them on that. Isn't that kind of the same joke that George Sr. Bush did what about the magician joke.

Oh yeah, when he squeezed everybody's butt in the wheelchair? Isn't that kind of the same thing? George was touching you at the time. The Prince wasn't even touching her. He's just making a little joke on the zipper. Number five is when the Duke told the 13-year-old want-to-be astronaut to lose weight. So what do you want to be?

I want to be an astronaut. Oh, you got it in this way, buddy. Okay. Good luck. but you're going to have to cut some LBs. I mean, that's just, he's just saying, he's just ain't facts. You know, if you want to be an astronaut,

you can't wear glasses, right? You're not going to have vision, 100% vision, and you got to, you can't be me. What do you mean? You can't be me. You can't be athletically overweight. Or overweight in general. There's no fat guy seating in the, in the rockets.

I'm sorry, it just doesn't happen. Yeah, no, there's just no fat guy seating. Ouch. You ain't lying. Ouch. I mean, you walk. down. If they, if you start coming up the elevator to get on, you know, Apollo 85, oh, you know, we're going to turn this thing around. Launch has been postponed. There's no way you're

going. How'd you get past the guards? Right. Yeah, you're done. This is the first time an overweight human is attempted to launch of NASA's pad 14. So anyway, happy birthday, Philip. So what else do we Yeah, from the inside the Windsor. Well, Megan Markle missed a royal wedding. Oh, yeah, the family all was there too. They showed up for it. Yeah, the bride is the daughter of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent, and she was not there.

Yeah, Harry was there, though, right? Harry showed up, yeah, Harry snuck off to this. They were like, oh, Harry's here. We have more insight because right now a historian has said that the Duchate of Success has become, and I quote, more powerful member of the royal family. No. No.

She's like the AOC of the royal family. I'm sorry? She's like the AOC of the royal family. Alexander Casacortez. Yeah, I don't want to get too political, but I'm just saying that's what she's like. She's getting a lot of the press. Picking up a lot of the press.

Because according to Whitelock, she says, Merkel is the, and I quote, media darling royal. Yeah, I mean, they do love her. That's because, you know, she came from America, and she married Harry, and she's all hippie, hippie, and she's been on TV, she was a TV star, and now she's had the baby,

and she's locked into that family. We've talked about it so many times, but the queen is so pissed she gave to go ahead to this wedding. So mad. Of course, Harry, go ahead. I know you love her. Go ahead, and she's so mad right now. And she wasn't at the Trump thing.

All right. Well, and that even caused controversy prior to with the nasty stuff. They tried to get Trump and the Royals fighting. I thought, see, now this is two political stop. Go ahead. Next is that Megan has made her first appearance post-birth and has a... I thought she was still recouping. Why?

You have to show up after you give birth. After you give birth, you're done. You don't have to show up ever again. No, you have to show up. All right. She has a diamond-rimmed blue ring. I'm sorry. A what?

A diamond rimmed by blue ring. Is that from K jewelers or does that Jared? I think that's more of a Prince Harry being what Megan wants Megan gets. But it's really interesting because... You go to Jared? That is, now she has three rings in her wedding finger.

Wow. She's starting to lean a little. Harry's going to have to pick up the paste and buy a little bit heavier one for the right hand side. So she has her engagement ring. Oh, you know what, though? She doesn't like because she's got to carry the baby. So she's evening out.

That's what she needs. That's why she's got to lean on the left because she's got to carry the baby on the right. You'll never see her carry the baby on the left hand side. If she puts the baby on the left hand side, she'll fall over. So she has her engagement ring is first, then her winning ring,

then the new addition at the bottom of the stack. And what's the new edition called again? A diamond rimmed babblee ring. You've changed it now. What is Bablu? Bablu. And now it's Bablay. Bable.

What is it? Bable. What is it? Bableu. Babelu. And finally, Megan is saying that she's planning to bring Archie to the U.S. over the summer. With Harry, or are they going to vacation on their own over here? She is bringing baby Archie to the United States over the summer.

Isn't that special? That will create some serious press. So the queen's got to shut that down. They need to go on some mission. Because when are they going to Africa? That's where they were... That's where they were... The baby turns one, I believe.

When the baby turns one. Ooh. So we still got like eight or nine months, right? So an insider tells us that for Megan is just as important for Archie to learn about her family history as it is for him to learn about his royal ancestors. No, it's not. stop it.

You're the one that doesn't want anything to do with your family. Your stupid family history. Shut up. That's just coming over to the States to get press and show your baby off and your Miss Royal, Miss U.S. TV star. Stop it. The Queen needs to put the shop to this. Get her on the phone.

Get the queen on them. Harry's got to go talk to mom. Our grandma down the hallway. No question. Just grandma. Hello? Grandma, this is Harry. Can I come in?

Harry, Harry, who? Can I come in? Do you see me on the camera? No, no, no, no. Look at the camera. Grandma, I remember Megan's going to the United States this summer? Remember? No, no, Africa, Africa for you.

No, no. No, United States. You nasty. I know, Grandma, but I really need help because Megan's going to the United States. He's going to take the baby. No, no, no. I got a mission with Cape Middleton. We're going to go out.

we've been last time we went I was in 2012 Can I come in and talk to you a little bit Grandma? No no

No Grandma? No No Grandma are you in there? No No grandma here No

Why is the guy here To take me away I'm not even Don't time No No grandma here Has anything else Oh no

We're done No we're dead No we're dead Uh Kate Middleton and the queen We'll have her first solo out Since 2012 So we're not done

So Kate She's going out with Kate Nice Well that has to hurt Jeffrey Seriously Oh man We've talked a little bit Of me before

But Megan is out I mean the queen Of course she's not gonna be the queen But she's the queen She's a queen She's teaching her Where the buttons are Where the clapping is

Where all the cameras are Hey this is the tunnel That gets you to You know I don't know Ireland And this is a tunnel that gets you To Afghanistan This is a tunnel that gets you to Africa

All that And this is AMI6 right here James Bond lives right there She's showing her everything And by the way, this is where we keep the original Declaration of Independence. Does Americans think they have it? No, we have it. I mean, she's, look, Kate's going to be the wife of the king.

The queen. She's a queen. I'm telling you, Jeffrey, today, January 10. Yes. I mean, June 10. She will be the queen of England. I don't think that could happen. He's a king.

You told me they could do whatever they want, right? All right, let's go to the break room. I am so thirsty with some Coca-Cola, zero sugar. Oh, man. Oh, by the way. Chris, as long as you're back. Man, that's so good. You got to get some of the new Mountain Dew, Liberty drink.

Yeah, I heard you. Because I, I heard you talk about it. You lost a bet. So we got to drink Mountain Dew for a show, and I don't want to back up on my bad, because if I hear what my, you take Mountain Dew today, I got it, okay, I'm on it. Now. But we do, hold on. Before you go that, we do have, I bought it.

The new Coke for the promotional of season three of, um, stranger things. Oh, new Coke. Yeah. We got old Coke, whatever you want to call it. So it's coming about two packs. It's a new Coke. Yeah, but it's a new Coke that was released back in the day in the 70s, whatever,

when it was, 80s. You burping to the mic? 80s. And by the way, I completely forgot we have a spoon segment tomorrow. Drumstick cereal. I found it here in Dallas. I am a fan of you. And make sure we have milk.

How else would you eat it with? We'll eat it dry. What kind of milk? Two, one, whole? What kind of question is that? What kind of milk? I like whole milk. I don't know what kind of milk you like.

Is there anything other than red top to whole milk? That's what I thought, but my wife said there is. There's a light blue and a dark blue. So somehow I have a dark blue and a red in my fridge. that I'm asking you, what kind of milk you like? There is no other color. That's what I said. I don't know what kind of land your wife is from, but.

Houston woodland land. Yeah, whatever foreign land that is, wherever she's from. I mean, that's, and that's a surprise because, I mean. Yes, thank you. I mean. Yes, no, I know. But somehow light blue and blue makes it to my house somehow. And I always get it wrong.

I don't know which one it is. I know I get red, but somehow... That's the right one. Yes, the sugary one. No, it's not sugary? The other one is all watered down. Yes, but the red time is not sugary. It's just milk.

With a lot of, like, sweetness to it. I love it, though. It's sweet. They don't put... At least she's not drinking almond milk. Or the camel milk. Oh, yes. I said, I can stop.

I've got a tweet. I think I even took a screenshot of this stupid ad for camel's butt hair or whatever the heck it is. camel everything. We've got to put a stop to this. Camel milk is the new, is going to be the new. You know, was almond milk? Almond milk, yeah.

It's going to be camel milk is now the new thing. Like from camels? I want to ask you to subscribe to the podcast, but I don't know that I want to do that now. But I will anyway, because that's a perfect time to tell you to subscribe to chewing the fat. I need your help. And I'd like to look directly at the camera, but the camera's not working. Even in the room.

All they take the cameras out? There's no camera. That should tell. That's a little frightening. That's a little frightening to me. Oh, there's still the big camera behind you, though. Oh, the GoPro, yeah. All right, so I'll look straight at that one.

Listen, I want to just subscribe. It's not recording. What's that? It's not recording. No, but I'm looking right at the camera. But it's not even on, actually. No, it's more on than the ones that aren't in here. I'll tell you that.

And if you watch my two of the fat segments on Pat Unleashed, you know that I always wave and say hello prior to my segment. of that particular camera. Yeah, but did you know, like, on our end, we add, like, a big full screen that blocks his entire window. So when you're saying, hi, hello, they don't see that.

No, but I say, I wave right to that camera. Yeah, but we put a full shot of a screen, you know, promoting what's coming up next, right in front of this screen, right here. Oh. I mean, it would almost be like, why do I do that, then?

Anyway, subscribe to Chewere the Fat. It's a free podcast available wherever. Free podcasts are sold. We go down the list, you can get it on any platform that's out there. That'd be great. I need your subscriptions, though. No matter what camera,

whether I'm looking at a camera, I'm looking at the microphone, I'm looking at that back camera, whatever it is, subscribe to chewing the fat. And then if you're on Apple or iTunes, rate and review it. No, it's not. It's broken up on the,

when they break it down, it's the Apple core and or the iTunes. That's how they break it. Don't look at me like that's how they break it down. I can show you the paperwork. I can show you the breakdown. Wait, this show has paperwork. That's scary.

Well, it's on the internet. It doesn't really have paperwork. It's just a digital copy of whatever. And it might be fake. It could be fake news. Maybe it is fake news. But I'm just saying that they break it up into Apple. It's like Apple.

It's called Apple core, I think. And then they break it up into iTunes. So there, Mr. Smarty Pants. Why don't you pay attention? By the way, the return I asked about the milk and the camel is because, you know, you got camel cigarettes and he got camel milk. So I know camel doesn't have cigarettes. So like, is it the same process?

No, it is the same process. Yeah, it is. What happens is, I don't know if you've ever been around camels. I have. Oh, yeah, there's a picture. Did we ever find that picture? Darn the luck. Nope, can't find it.

It shows up all the time. Remember somebody's got it out there. It shows up from time to time on my Facebook timeline. I just remember in the history. Yeah, thanks, Facebook. I appreciate it. You went to Israel, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it was the bedouins along the side of the road. We were coming back. We were all riding a bus. Pat and his wife, David Barton, the Bartons were there. And these bedouins had set up along the side of the road. And they were, and it was like, oh, they give a camel rides. Stop the bus. I want to ride the camel.

And so they stopped. We all got off. And that camel was so pissed when he saw me walking up to him. He was like, I do not want this fat man. on me. Seriously, he wouldn't get up. He started spitting. And the guy, his owner, his handler, beat the crap out of this, out of this camel. I mean, whipped the crap out of him. Finally, the camel's like, fine. Let the fat man on me. And I got up and walked around, did the circle. And it's not like they take you for a ride. It's not like you go across country.

They take you around this giant circle around their little camp on the side of the road. That's $100. No, it's not a hundred bucks. But it's pretty, but you got to, whatever they charge you, it ain't worth it. I'll guarantee you that. For the camel, it sure as heck isn't worth it because the camel's like, holy God, why have I got to carry this guy? But they spit.

You know, that's what they do. That's where the cigarettes come from. All that for that. Subscribe to tune in the fat one, Jeff Fisher. I mean, I'm serious when I tell you that. I've got so, I'm trying to go through my stack of stuff to fat pile today. and it is, I've just stacked for stuff. There's not enough time in the day for me to go through all this stuff.

I got more over here. So, I mean, right, I know, I know. So we'll do some headlines. We'll just do some headlines. And maybe some of these headlines will get back to tomorrow. You know, we'll see if anyone's worth it. Like American Airlines extended its Boeing 737 max cancellations through September. That plane's never coming back, man.

I mean, if that plane comes back, I will be surprised. Yeah. Now, maybe they can say we're going to destroy them all, and then maybe they turn the last seven into a nine and just call it 739 maxes, put an S on the end of the, you know, something. But the 737 max is done, man. Number of people, did you realize that 12 people have walked on the moon, Six people are in space right now.

We only have six humans in space right now. It's a tough business to be in. Oh, kidding, man. And we're mad at the prince for telling the kid he's got to lose weight. If you want to be an astronaut, man, you got to much up a little bit, pal. Did you know that 22.1 million tons of grapes are produced on the planet? Did you know that 19.4 million tons of pairs are created out of planet? How is it war hunger coming along?

What's that? Why do we have war hunger? Thank you. Why do we have world hunger? It's the capitalist bastards. That's why we have world hunger. A map that replaces U.S. cities with their most popular resident. We're going to have to look at that tomorrow.

Bound Everest Most Accomplished Sherpa says climbers need to. to wake up. They would accept they're dead. Sherpa. We might have to talk about this. We'll see what they're doing. Because we heard from other Sherpas that are saying that

the other, you know, they are better. We've got like beginner Sherpas that don't know what they're doing that are killing people on the climb. Amazing. Don't you have a sort of there about a cow poop car? I think that's about, I think, how many, how much is like next to the Sherpa. What was a cow poop car got to do with the Sherpa?

It sounded like the same. When you say Sherpa, it reminded me of the cow poop thing. So a mystery safe sat unlocked for 40 years. All right. So this guy and his kids stopped by this event. So there's a museum in Canada that for years, it's the Vermilion Heritage Museum in Alberta. And it had a safe in there that had never been,

nobody knew the combination. and that was part of the attraction at the museum is people would take a shot and try to open in the safe, right? And it's been there. The safe was donated to the museum in the mid-80s. It had been part of the Brunswick Hotel, which closed in the 70s,

and nobody knew the code. So people would come to the museum and try to open the safe. Nobody did. well, this guy who brought his family into the museum, apparently the museum was closed and he talked to some guy in to open in the museum. Which how many times does that happen? Right?

Never. So they take the tour and he goes, oh, the safe. Oh, okay. And he puts his ear up to the safe like he's the safe cracker. And he said that I looked at the safe and I just thought to myself, well, 2040-60 That's I can't

It's so easy When he looked at the safe So he gave it a shot 20-40-60 22 times clockwise 41's clockwise You know back and forth 60 Crack

Open it does Amazing Now is the number 2046 2040 60 he said he looked at it It just went well 2040-60 That's got to be it And

you know Combination 24-6 opens it goes. So what did we find? We have to find, like, what, the last arc? $8 billion. No, there's some papers from 1977 and 78. One of the papers was a pay sheet.

The other was part of a restaurant order path. There were a couple receipts, you know, for a mushroom burger and a pack of cigarettes. Mushroom burger. A pack of cigarettes. kidding me see I think the money was taken before the before they closed it back up again

so it was already open threw the stuff in there close it up and donated the safe and they already took the money there's no way a hotel keeps these kind of receipts in their safe no no I'm sorry plus what do you get for that

this has been going on since mid 80s nobody's open it and he walks in and opens it what does he get thank you great job no keep reading keep reading oh okay the bottom check okay

tourist visitors didn't correct go to the safe been on open for decades on his first try and after that you should say the grand prize is however given the safe used a combination locked

this increases chance of success to one in eight thousand Canada continues to reveal its risk history after the man opened the safe he was given his $10,000 reward and a free dinner at the hotel

which was close No, there's nothing. It's just a thank you. It's nothing. That would stick. Stupid Canadians. One more reason to hate Canada. Back to the headlines.

A newly discovered frog species has a nose like a Pinocchio. Oh, we've got to find this frog. Camel milk might become the next superfood. Thank you. Even investors are getting in on the sober curious trend. We talked about this last week, the sober curious trend.

Hey, come on now. Really? Now we're investing into sober curious? My living room is a sober curious room. Invest in me. People can stop by and they can be sober. Men with masculine features are less likely to care about the environment. Mysterious blob on weather radar turns out to be massive ladybug swarm. Did you see it?

Wow. It was fascinating. to see. I mean, is that climate change? No, it's ladybugs moving from one place or another.

I don't know the call it migration, I think it is. That's, but I mean, it's brought on by climate change as well I'm saying. No, it means that they're done,

you know, doing the ladybub business and they're about to go into their... I mean, if you've got a swarm on radar that you can see, there's been some serious

ladybug business going on to begin with. Do the ladybugs, do you know what how ladybug business happens? Yeah. Explain. One on top of the other, boom, done.

It's like a cow or a horse. I find that hard to believe. Okay, Google it. I find that hard to believe. But did you see the woman's brain tumor turns out to be a baby tapeworm leaving in her head? Ooh, that would stick. You know, I had a tapeworm poster once.

One of my favorite posters of all time. It was the head of a tapeworm. and it was blown up like, I forget like thousands of times because it's just these four holes. But it's nasty looking. Anyway, that's my tapeworm story. Of course you have a tapeworm story.

Who else? This was a 42-year-old Middletown New Yorker that suffered nightmares, hallucination, and couldn't sleep. And they kept getting more and more bizarre. Boom, emergency room. Boom. Tapeworm, brain.

Done. They died or they pulled the worm out? I pulled it out. Oh, okay. They pull it out through your ear. I mean, use waxrx.com. And you need to flush that bad boy out. How did it get in her brain?

Chief neurosurgeon says we were like overjoyed. We were like cheering and clapping. We were so so happy when we got in there and saw that it was a tapeworm. We were like, yes we're so happy it's not a tumor it's not a tumor right but how did it get in her brain is what I want to know did it crawl in through her ear did she suck it into her naval nasal cavity and then it just snuck into the brain I mean how does something like that get in a person's brain so I don't know but what does this start I am can you stop because over here says

According to the WHO organization, that's the World Health Organization, you could get this from eating undercooked pork, infected foods, or drinking contaminated water that contains tapeworm eggs. Okay. How does it get in your brain? That's in your body.

If I eat a bad pork chop, that doesn't mean that it goes into my brain. It doesn't say in this story. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat today. Please subscribe to Chewing the Fat today. chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Your subscription means so much to me. But we got so much more.

Look, you got the flash fire that erupts in a man's chest while doing an open heart surgery or that Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise. Actually, Tom Cruise might, that'd be a good fight. I'd pay to see that. Because Justin's a pretty good shame. So is Tom, and Tom is getting a little long in the tooth now. So he's, I mean, I got news for you.

He's not as in good as shape as the movies portray him to be. What? I know, I know. But he is in great shape. He looks great, but he's still, you know, a 60-year-old man. But what about the Israel captures an infiltrated monkey from Lebanon and will send it back via the United Nations? How can we stop on that right now? We're country-dusing monkeys for their spies.

We are in deep trouble. man. There's robots. We don't have we don't even have robots anymore. We're just sent in the monkey.