Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 123 | Good Bye to Celine Dion, Radio Hall of Fame, & STOP IT YouTube

Episode Date: June 11, 2019

Jeffy honors Celine Dion due to her last show in Vegas a very sad moment and let's talk radio hall of fame where Glenn Beck got nominated. Also Jeffy gets a little political because of YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone thinks that they're going to get away with it. Nobody thinks they're going to be convicted or caught for their crime. That's why they do it. But in Alabama, the governor just signed a bill into law that's going to require someone convicted of a sex offense with a person under the age of 13 to begin chemical castration. A month? No, that's not the type of castration it's going to be. It's not going to be a shot. No, that's a different type of castration.

We're talking about a chemical castration. No, it's a beginning a month before being released from custody. So if you're going to have an offense sexually with a kid, under the age of 13 and you get busted for it you will be castrated only it's going to be a chemical castration not a

bullet castration although either one really works does make you think the question how old are you don't do it oh okay I know, but what I was just saying.

But if they're older than 13. You should want to see intro music, you don't talk. Especially right now. 13. And now, Jeff Fisher. CTF. So I was going to get to the story yesterday, but I couldn't bring myself to get to it yesterday. I'm going to try to get through it.

today. I don't know if I'll be able to. I just try to dry my eyes. But there was news this weekend. Celine Dion did her final show in Las Vegas. And the sad thing is I never got a chance to see it. Neither did I. She's been doing this show for 16 years. Selene Dion and her Vegas residency. That's a good gig, man. 16 years she's been doing it. There's no doubt, man. She's had ticket sales in excess of $400 million. That's 1,141 shows. Now, 16 years for 400 million.

Now, you know, I want to say that sounds like a lot. Not a lot. But 400 million for 16 years for Celine Dion. That doesn't seem like That seems like that should be more Right It should be six years She's made over a billion dollars

So where are we at? Oh God Do we don't need to I didn't get a chance to see her Because I didn't want to go Go go halfway to heaven Yeah Believe me

You would not be in heaven with Celine Come on that's still Indiana And Kenny G baby You all thought I was going to play Titanic I did I want to like my heart will go on now now we're now we're talking So how much what are we talking about 16 years 400 million All right so she's 60 she's got you know she's everybody's worried about her She's so well you're looking that up we'll talk about her

So everybody's worried about her because she's so thin How many millions? She's been losing with 400 million 16 years How many zeros is that? Oh my God So she's got a new boyfriend She's lost a bunch of weights she's trying to be young again she's 51. Don't forget hubby died.

So she's on the go, right? I mean, Celine is out there looking for some Celine business. And I'm sure the boyfriend at one point said, I don't like a junk in the trunk. So that's what he said to her. Look, it wasn't me. You don't look at me. I'm sure that's what he said to Celine as he was going.

They went out on a date and he was saying, hey, you know, I love you, Celine, but I don't like junk of the trunk. This is the song, actually. with Kenny G. It's called No Junk in the trunk with Kenny G and Celine D. And isn't that the title? Pretty sure.

Anyway, so where are we at? You figured out, oh, you don't even know. Oh, my God. So 400 million divided by 16 years, right? Yeah, yeah. 60. 25 million. A year.

So I wonder what she was making. She was going to be making. Right? I mean, Vegas residency. You also have, what's it called, merchandise. Yeah. I don't know that she's making. You're probably doing private shows.

But what they were paying her, right? They're paying Celine. Celine's not doing that for less than, I wanted to say 20 million, but that's exactly, I mean, she's not doing it for 10 million a year, maybe, right? That's still a pretty good gig, though. You're right. If they're paying her 10, the production of the show is another three or four million a year. Right?

And how much was it, 16 million a year? I'm like that. So, you know, they're still making. two or three million? I guess that's okay. Plus merchandise, plus drinks, plus food. Yeah. Oh, God. Why are we? How are you doing this to me? So one of the cool things about it during the show is some guy in the front row got up to go to the bathroom. And, you know, we've all been at shows where people have gotten up to go to the bathroom and get called out for it. But she just stopped the show. What? It's her last show. She just stopped the show. We'll wait. It was mad? She wasn't mad. She was trying to be funny. And she said,

She figured, look, that he's broke because of the cost of the tickets, right? So she was joking around about the cost of the tickets. It was the final show she could do that then. Make fun of the cost of tickets. And she said, I'm just going to wait for him to come back. Go ahead. And so when he came back, she says, I love you too. I'm not going to shake your hand, though.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. A little bathroom humor. And then she went on with the show. So kind of funny, right? She's trying to endear herself to the audience. And I guess if you're going to see Celine Dian, you're already in dear. I'm sorry. Here's 10, too.

It doesn't say Kenny showed up for the final show, though. He's a booking schedule. She was basically with the West. But she did introduce a brand new song at the concert. So Celine's going to be back on the market again with her tour. A new boyfriend. She's 51. She's looking for a little Salim Bittance.

Night in my dreams, I see you. She doesn't sound like that anymore, though. That's early Selena. That's not a 51-year-old Celine hit and knows. I've been seeing this stupid movie Titanic all through my feed. There's some stories about they've found new behind-the-scene pictures while they've filmed Titanic. So I've been having this whole Titanic flashback in my mind for the last week. And all I hear in my head is,

I'm flying, Jack. I'm flying. This movie was so huge I was so sick of hearing that song When this movie was out What were you when this movie came out? What's that? What were you when this movie came out?

And thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat Titanic That was in Florida I mean I don't know if I told you this before But I used to live in Florida Is that where you were a grocery manager? A part of my life in Florida I worked at a grocery store I don't usually talk about it much

But you know Yes Did we do the show intro? I feel like we didn't just in case but if you do the show intro that cuts me off stories

but I feel like we already did that so you're just cutting me off now can't hear you I guess we've done with the 16 years that I mentioned that that ain't the weight around your ass

I'll tell you that although I know he might have said that to you just so you believe it. Oh, baby, if you want to keep me around, you've got to thin up a little bit. But he didn't mean that. He just wants you to feel better. I've got to stop that. Just joking. I'm sure he loves you very much, Celine. Okay, so this headline grabbed me. Flash fire erupts in man's chest cavity during open heart surgery.

Put it out. Oh, put it out. Put it out. Put it out. Put it out. Put it up, put it up, give me a firing cigarette. All right, let's get back to work on the guy's heart. Don't say a thing. Don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. I don't smell like smoke in here. No, it doesn't.

That's just the guy farted. The guy farted during surgery. That's all. Don't worry about it. Amazing. Right? I never had chest surgery. So apparently surgeons were performing this emergency heart surgery on an

unnamed 60-year-old patient. Right. I know. Sad. He'll be naming the lawsuit. So when oxygen escaped from his ruptured lung. Now, this took place in Australia, so of course, you know, this kind of stuff doesn't happen in the United States.

Let me repeat that. This kind of stuff doesn't get reported out of the United States. If I'm sure that it happens, in the U.S., you get shut the hell up. This never happened. He said things about third world country that should not get, you know, technology like that. Well, it's Australia. They're above the third world. No, Australia is not third world.

Now, Australia is not third world. The United States is your third world country. So they knew he'd been previously diagnosed with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. Not heartburn? Who doesn't have that? A year before this emergency surgery. And the third, now he had a patient had coronary artery bypass grafting. what is that okay that's when they bypass everything and they graft so I mean

do I have to be a doctor thank you I have to be a doctor on everything around here so it's now this story is from Australia but and then also the third leading cause of death linked to disease in the United States chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is a lung disease which makes it difficult for the sufferer to breathe thank you so after the cutting after cutting the man open and thankfully I did not have open heart surgery when I had my heart event. Heart attack. That's what I said.

My heart event. I didn't have my open heart surgery when I had my heart event. Heart attack. Now, after cutting the man open, the surgeons found his right lung was fused to his sternum.

Man, do I hate that? Every once in a while, my lung gets fused to my sternum. Is that the sternum? Oh, can you maybe, can you maybe get unhooked this over here? It's fused to my sternum. Is that what their sternum is?

It's a breast bone of mind right now. It's a breastbone. It's right there. Must I do anatomy too for you? My gosh. So parts of his lung had become dilated or destroyed for those for you. Laban. Which, I mean, it's symptomatic of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

I don't have to tell you that. Now, so during the operation, the inflated areas are known as belay. B-U-L-L-A-E? So, Bill A? Do we have a, can their computer tell us how to pronounce B-U-L-L-A-E? Thank you. I'll wait.

Oh, we're going to put them on hold? Please hold. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fad. Your listenership is very important to us. We're on a mission now, finding the correct pronunciation of a very important word. B-U-L-L-A-E B-U-L-A-E

Yes, this is alive voicemail recording to you Please hold In L-L-A Yes, we know that already B-U-L-A-E, we know that already That's we're waiting for the actual pronunciation

Please hold your listenership is very important to us We'll be with you momentarily And we're back. Thank you for holding. Appreciate it. What was your name? Serial number, address, date of birth? Oh, thank you for holding.

Okay, so how do we pronounce the B-U-L-L-A-E? Bully. Bully. So it's almost like B-U-L-L-Y. B-U-L-A-E. Except it's fancy-smancy with the B-U-L-L-A-E. The medical profession thinks they've got to, well, I'll put a Y on it, it's A-E.

You have to say with a pinky up. Yeah. Bulley, bully. I want to say boule, but it's not, it's bully. Bullie. Bullie. Bullie. Those of you looking at the camera right now, you know, I have my little finger up.

Bulley. So anyway, during the operation, one of the bully was cut, causing air to rush out. The medics responded by upping the gases used in the operation, including oxen. When a spark flashed from an electronic device used to cut away tissue, I mean, known as the electroc artery, a surgical peck set. Duh. Causing the flash fire! Oh no. Get the fire.

Do you. Don't say anything to anybody. Stop it. Oh my gosh. I know it smells like smoking here. Just get a fan. Stop smoking. You know we're not supposed to smoke in here.

Stop it. Now, after the fire was put out, they continued the surgery, which I think was nice of them. Duh. And the patient did not suffer any other injuries. Right. So he wakes up.

It's over. It's done. He owns, they used to be called General Hospital. It's now called. How are you feeling today? unnamed person for the surgery. Oh, you know, it's fine.

My chest hurts. I know I just had an upper heart surgery. And it almost feels like, oh, I feel like, I feel like something was burned or something. Heartburn? Yeah, I feel like heartburn or something. I don't know how to explain it. Yeah, that's, that's normal.

You'll get over that. No problem. Don't worry about it. We'll take a walk over to the break room. I do have my Mountain Dew Liberty Brew today instead of Coke Zero. I was kind of sad. No, that was good.

It's not really good. I like the... Oh, well, I like that's a little bottle. Mountain Dew Liberty Brew. The new summer limited edition. All right, here we go. It's not Coca-Cola zero sugar, I'll tell you that. Of course, it's 55 version 1.

It's got about 1,000 milligrams of sugar. I'll see what it's got in it. I just got a thousand. Oh, I'm sorry. I was a little bit, I was a little bit off. There's only 75 grams of sugar. That's it.

Per serving? Yeah, that's it. Don't worry about it. Serving size is one bottle, though. So that's good, right? I mean, usually the serving size is four times. There's four servings in that one bottle. So I got no protein, no fat, 90 milligrams of sodium,

75 grams of carbs, 75. grams of sugars. Ooh. And let's see what else is. Calories. So 75 grams of sugar. Sugar. But when you talk about what's in it, carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup,

see, I don't know if that's part of the 75 grams or if it's more, if that's added on. It might be part of the 75 grams because they put the S on the sugars. So it might be added in. I'm not sure. But that's definitely more sugar. Citric acid, natural and artificial flavor. Sodium benzene. preserves freshness.

Oh, thank you. Caffeine, sodium citrate, gum, Herbric, calcium, de sodium, ebode, to protect flavor. Oh, Jesus. Blue 1, sucrose acetate, I'm sorry, sucrose acetate, isobutrate.

Nailed it. Red 40. No, red 39's out this year. That's not, that's last, just so last year, 39, please. bottled under the authority of PepsiCo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, let's see what's at my Coca-Cola Zero.

What does it say under Coke? Calories zero healthy. That's what it says on my Coca-Cola Zero. I'm sorry, what? It says calories zero healthy. It says it says healthy. It says healthy right there under the... I don't believe you.

And by the way, I don't know why you have a Coca-Cola zero. You're not supposed to drink that. I'm not. I just have one because I forgot today it was going to be Mountain Dew, so I brought one in. But it's open. As everybody can tell, it's open. I'm drinking my mountain dew.

Now you are. No, I have it in my hand. Liberty Brew. You do, yes. I can confirm it. I can go to my hand. It's got the, it's like a,

it's like a sugary. Drink. Powerade, you know. Carbonation. I'd rather have the regular mountain. And it smells good, though. I like the regular mountain. I spent a long time since I've actually had a mountain dew,

but I was hooked on a mountain dew for a while. There was a store. There was a store. store when I was 100 years old, 100 years ago that had its own slurpy machine. This is way before 7-Elevens. And one of the slurpees they used to make was Mountain Dew Slurpees. They were so good. Oh, man.

So good. So, I know. So anyway, we're on our way to the break room. Before we get to the break room, we've got a special spoon segment in the break room today, too. With, is Pat showing up for this? He is. I got to let him in. We're doing drumsticks, the classic new cereal, the classic vanilla from General Mills.

So we get to see how that's good. It's the sweetened corn and wheat cereal. With red milk. With red top milk. The milk is still white. It's not red. This is red, though. It's red top.

But I want to tell you, congratulations are in order because it's about freaking time that my man, Glenn Beck, is nominated to be in the Radio Hall of Fame. about freaking time. Look, a lot of people talk about how they don't like Glenn. And sure, I've said that in the past. What? Yeah, I know. I know. But, you know, look,

it's still his joint I come into every day, so I got to be nice to him. All right, so he's nominated under the active network syndication 10 years or more file, right? So George Norrie, coast to coast a.m. Nice. Glenn Beck, the Glenn Beck program. John Tesh, Intelligence for Your Life,

and Kim Commando, the Kim Commando show. Now, Kim Commando is one of the first computer shows that was syndicated around the country for her. I mean, that was one of the first ones. She, uh, and she's, you know, she's a girl. John Tesh has been around for a thousand years doing more than just his radio show, but, you know, okay, whatever, intelligence for your life. That's great.

I mean, I listen to John Test to the Intelligence for Your Life show. all the time. So Coos to Goals is not still in the Hall of Fame? Well, George Norrie. He's not. George Norrie. Apparently not. No. It's in the active network syndication 10 years or more.

No. Now, remember, like, he's, look, I know, I know he's done wonders for coast to coast, but I mean, I'm more of, I was raised on Art Bell. So George, you know, which I know that George, that kind of bugs George, because I don't think he and Art ever really got a long. long. They never saw eye to eye. But George's expanded coast to coast huge. He's done, that show is really grown and

he's been great at it. So good for him. But Glenn Beck deserves this more than these dickleberries. There's other dickleberries that have been put into the Hall of Fame. Right. George Norrie never plays that. He plays I listen to George and he's playing all these old like 50s

songs and they go on and on and on and on. See, there's the thing. They don't have commercial break. They don't have the commercial breaks in the middle of the half hour for coast to coast, but here's what George does. The open is about eight minutes long. All right? And then

then he does, then he talks for a little bit and they go into a commercial break and then coming out of the commercial break, they play another song that's about eight minutes long. And then going into the bottom of the hour break, they play another song that's about eight minutes long. So the show is still about two minutes. That half hour is about two minutes long.

It's amazing. Just amazing. And also, my main man, Jack Harris is nominated to be in the Radio Hall of Fame. No one deserves it more than Jack Harris from Tampa Bay. He's under the heading long-standing, local,

regional, 20 years or more. Harris has been a 970 WFL for probably 40 or 50 years, man. I mean, he's been on there a long freaking time. So, Jack, everyone knows Jack Harris. I mean, there's no

there's no person. I get Bob Rivers out of Seattle, Harry Harrison out of New York, Charles Laquidre outta Boston, I got it, you guys are great, but you don't know Jack Harris. So if Jack doesn't get it,

that's a highway robbery right there. Highway robbery. And if Gled Beck doesn't get it, they'll probably give it to George Nore. Because these are not fans. These are voting inside the, you know, the Hall of Fame people.

Like the Oscars. That's a tough one. You know, they give you. there's a couple of a couple of categories where they let fans vote. At the bottom, yeah. And that's how Mark Levin got in last year because he had people, and good for him. But they found out the loophole of voting on, you could go in through the website and vote.

And then you could go in through the app on your phone and vote. So people were doubling up votes. And good for him, they found that out because that's what was putting him behind in the beginning. And he was like, how can that be? And you can make your browser private. and just vote as many times as you want. So these are voted on, you know, Glenn's going to be voted on by inside people.

It's never really good. Right? It's not really good. Not really good. So. Who's going to tell them the bad news? So there's that. Make him still tell them?

That he did this morning on the radio show. I don't know if you heard, but I did. Yeah, they did already. Because it was the name that we realized on the radio show, I listened today with Stu and Pat, and they informed him that the reason that people get voted in is because people like them. And so, you know, like Jack Harris. Everybody likes Jack Harris.

And then there's Glenn. So if you get to pick, which on do you pick? And everybody likes, you know, guys like, you know, John Tesh. And then there's Glenn. So if you get to pick, which on do you pick? And everybody knows. Kim, Kim, Commandos, been on. the cutting edge for years.

You know, and everybody likes her. She's giving them help on their computers. And then there's glint. So if you get to pick, which on do you pick? Man, look at, I got Mountain Dew Liberty, Liberty Brew here. Oh, look at that. Pat just walked in. Hey, come here.

Okay, Corrine, pour the milk. Hold on. Let me see this. I've got to talk about this here. Let me see. Special spoon segment on chewing the fat. Fat with Pat today. Doing a spoon section on, with the,

drumstick classic vanilla general mills cereal yeah pretty excited about it i am definitely excited about it it looks really good it smelled good on the poor yeah yeah it does it's only uh drumstick cereal 150 calories per serving oh my gosh it's like nothing 190 calories with milk we do have milk red top too by the way and uh you can't have cereal without milk that's no yeah that's criminal so go ahead you ready Pour it on. Yeah, let's do it. No, I believe that my bowl is actually less than a serving, so it's not really 150 calories. Yeah.

Yeah, I think we'd be surprised what a serving is. All right, so the taste of the original Sunday cone, and now in a cereal bowl. It doesn't taste anything like a drumstick Sunday comb. Nope. Do you think? It tastes exactly like a drum stint. No. So if you're expecting, you know, like an ice cream taste, obviously there isn't one.

So you give it the cone cereal pieces, the ice cream flavor little scoops, and the cocoa nuggets. It's not bad. Yeah, it's okay. It's good. But it's not. It's good. it's not as good as like Reese's, you know, the peanut butter

cup cereal? Well, they're good. That stuff's awesome. Chocolate checks, I can't get enough of. The chocolate. Chocolate checks are amazing. And you put some bananas on that? Oh, you got yourself a meal. You got yourself a meal.

This wouldn't be bad if it was an actual, I don't know, drumstick. Mm-hmm. I could be a fan of that. If it actually had ice cream in it, it'd be delicious. Yes. I'm a fan.

I don't know why General Mills doesn't do that. I don't either. But I could be a fan of that. We don't have the technology now. We sent a man to the moon. We can't put ice cream in cereal now? Come on. We should be able to do that.

We have half a dozen people in space as we speak. Right? This should be cereal. We're sending space tourists up to the International Space Station. We can't put ice cream in cereal. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. So I suppose we're supposed to rate.

this between the one and 18 18. Hey wait this is my show calm down. All right

I'm going to rate it I'll give it like an 11 10 or 11 Yeah that's somewhere in there That's not good What a surprise There's somewhere in there answer

Who would have seen that coming? That's my ranking Hey, thanks for stopping by Pat. Oh, happy to do it. Thanks. Anytime you want me to eat, let me know. We'll see you tomorrow morning on, Pat, on Leaves. All right.

Okay, so we're about, what, 18 days away, 17 days away, something like that. 18? 12, we're 18, 12 score and three years ago from the museum. What is it? What's the, the 29, baby. Yeah, today is, if you're listening to this live, Today is the 11th of June 2019. 28 minus 11 is.

18. Why do you make that face and the chin? What do you mean? What do you do that? 18. What do you talk about? I don't think you. It's not needed.

That whole chain chest is not needed. You want to know what the number was. I do. Yes. The number. 18. But why? do you?

I don't. I just tell you the number. You're sinking your face to your chest and your hand goes like. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just 18. And then you move your other hand. Like it's dead. Why do you do that?

Do you always do that when you say that number? The 12 score three years ago. The unfinished promise of unity. Need to be here. See this. It's going to be incredible. It's unlike any other. museum you've ever set foot on. And they also have a new, the new, uh, 3D app that you're going to be

able to do to use through the museum, which is a really cool. Do you have it? Yes. As a matter of fact, I do, Mr. Smarty pants. What's it called? I'm sorry? What's the app called? You don't have it. You do not have it. Yeah. The app is a special app. It's called 18. That's the app. You don't have the app at all I don't have the stupid app You just ticked me off I said, you add the ad

So anyway, I got roped into doing a tour Did you? Sure, you've got Glenn Sure you've got Glenn. Sure you've got David Barton. What does he know? A lot.

No, but seriously, I mean, what does he know? A lot. And then you've got Mois. Who? Mois. What's his last name?

A Fisher. Mois Fisher. That's, me. I'm going to do a tour with Stu. I thought you guys hate any time. Stu and I didn't stop. I hate him, but he, for some reason, whatever. Whatever. They look, anything for Mercury one. And they came and said, hey, you want to do a tour? I said, sure, I'd love to. I'd love anything for you guys. And then, you know, the next day I get, oh, thank you.

You're going to be doing it with Stu. Does he know? Because I mean, I, we don't want to. Can we break it in half? Can we do like separate tours but together? I don't think that's how that works. You know, like I'll do this side. He'll do that side. What about Pat? Is he doing a tour?

I'm not responsible for Pat. Why am I all of a sudden responsible for Pat Gray? He's a big boy. Because you're on his show. Take care of himself. So go to Brent. We'll talk about it maybe tomorrow. Pat,

at least when I do my Wednesday, chewing the fat segment. What's winning fat on Pat? I don't know that Pat likes the sound of that. Anyway, go to Mercury 1.org for a general admission and guided tours, June 29th at Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas, and running through

July 7th. So June 29th through the July 7th, or call 972-449-9-47-47-9-47. 9-2-49-47-47. Get your tickets to Mercury 1, 12 score, three years ago. The unfinished promise of unity. and, you know, jump on board for this Jeffie and Stu tour.

You're welcome. Mark, everyone. You're welcome. We also did Talking Fear today. Those of you that were reaching out last night and said, where's the talking fear? We did it a day late. I'm sorry.

Jason was on vacation. He took an extra day. Went down to the beach with the family. Mr. I got to take some time off and spend some time with the family. whatever. Where's your family? I'm sorry? Where's your family?

At home, where they belong. Are you sure? Yeah. You want to continue asking questions? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Where's your family at? They're gone.

Vacation. When they decided they needed a vacation and it left me home. It's nice about my thought. I wonder why. I took a vacation. Jason took a vacation. Your whole family took a vacation.

I mean, they're only, person left is me and my father-law. That's it. Oh, you like him, so. I never said I did. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you like him, so you're fine. You're not that, you know, upset about it.

Well. What? Well, I know you're not going to like the way that they are spending their vacation because they're camping, I believe. So that's not something that you would like. If camping is two star above, I'm camping. And I don't think that. I saw pictures of them slipping on the ground.

Yeah, no, they're not two star above. below two star is where they're at below two stars where they're at so yeah they're camping for the week and they're up doing max is up there anyway he's working he's working at the same camp that my wife and my daughter are camping at there are different areas of the camps i you know of the scout ranch but he's up there working all summer and so and don't even get me started don't even want to not even get me started he's up there running around they're camping but then i have you know i'm here and i got to take my father-in-law to his my father-in-law gets Well, he has a

condition that gets taken care of daily. So I'm busy running him around. Taking care of him, that's a good son-in-law. Is it? Is it? Yes. Is it? Yeah, okay, good.

Taking care of the veteran. Right, he's a veteran, right? Yes, he's a veteran, yes, yes. He fought in the... Did he got something good in there? He fought in Vietnam. And he actually did some serious business in Vietnam, yes. You told me about his safety

His safety and the gun Oh yeah Oh yeah You think about the NRA and everybody's Oh you go around your Your finger off the trigger And so we buy this new gun We get this new rifle

And my wife is taking it out of the box You know And she's looking at it And her dad comes in Oh let me see it And he picks it up The first thing he's got his finger on the trigger And he's looking at him

And Amber's like Dad what are you What are you doing? Your finger's not supposed to be on the trigger the hell do you use a gun for then of course your finger's supposed to be on the trigger that's what it's for yeah and he has pulled that trigger a few times

in real life he fought for us he did some serious business for us and I've heard I need to document the stories that he's told I should just bring him in here and just let him tell him but some of them are really fascinating

Some of them were, you know, they were helicoptered into places where they really weren't supposed to be. Like, you know, we've flown quite a long time. Are we still in the same country? Shut up. Shut up, 18 year old. We're going to drop you off. And when you find you, if you find your way back, we'll pick you up back that way. Okay.

Yeah. So, really fascinating, really fascinating stuff. And I'll tell you another inside job that I, I, this is your government at work. This story really pisses me off. And I probably... So he's been, uh, he was in where, uh, agent Orange was. All right.

And he, you know, he walked through the canisters. He was there, you know. And when they, when he came back to the States, they designated him in a different group. And that different group wasn't the, Agent Orange Group, right? So all these people that were in the age in orange groups were getting extra money and getting, you know, extra visits and stuff, and he wasn't.

So when he went back, you know, he'd go to the VA and by the way, he's been treated in Florida, the VA treated him like a king. You know, we hear a lot of bad stories about the VA and there are plenty of them. But the VA are different around the country. And the ones in Florida in the Tampa Bay area were great.

The ones here, since he's been in Texas, not so great but anyway they had him designated in a wrong group and he was like no that's not where I was I was here and they were like well that's not what the paperwork has and he's like well the paperwork is

wrong and I was here and here's some other documentation that proves that this is wrong and so I want my money and you owe me some of this and I've got this medical stuff that needs to be taken care of and he they were like

okay, well, here's what we'll do. We'll give you everything that we're supposed to give you, but you're still going to be designated in the wrong group. We'll give you everything like you were designated in the right group, but you're still designated in the wrong group, and he didn't want to do that. He was like, no, you need to have that correct. You know, I mean, that needs to be right.

and I was like, it's up to you, man, you want to fight these dangleberries? I'm all for it. 100% I'm all for it because he wanted it to be right. I feel like I have to salute when I hear that. We've all seen the guy, the YouTube video, of the father that made the roller coaster in the backyard for his kid. It's really cool. And it was the making. He's an engineer and he wanted to make something with his son. So they got all the parts and they made this roller coaster in the backyard. And it's really cool. It's a one person seat. You hook you sit in it. You buckle in and around you go.

Now, he's a what? It's a one person seat. And he's an engineer? Yeah. He's a puss. So he only been able to make a one person seat. Well, it was for his backyard. He was just making the first kid. And I will say this too as well. You'd think. think that someone who makes it in their backyard for one person, say, you'd think to yourself, maybe I should, you know, make it for a fat person too. No, he didn't think that either. So there's no fat guy seating on the backyard chair either. Anyway, so he's got the roller coaster in the backyard.

And it's really cool. It is really cool. And it was a cool thing. So now he's giving it away. What? Now, this story says, free. I'm sorry, how much is that? This story says free. You just got to go and get it. Huh. Right now that's, that ain't free, by the way. Going and getting it is not like you're backing up the four by four.

Beep. Beep. Right. You're backing up the four by four, throw it into the back of the Jeep and hauling it home. I mean, you need a semi to move this thing. Right? There's no question. And you're going to want to take it out in parts. You're not going to want to take it completely apart. You're going to want to and break it up into pieces. Like a puzzle. Yeah. So, I mean, good luck. Have fun.

Now, he claims that they're moving and they can't take it with them. So the wife said to get rid of it. That's exactly what happened. And why are they moving? Yes. The wife is like, we got to go. Man, this thing is. The only way that she could get rid of the roller coaster.

Right. Right. Because there's no way. He's taking it down. No way. I mean, the kids' neighbors. Part packing that thing. How many bubble wraps do you need?

You-Haugh came by and said, nope. Yeah, no, we're not doing that. So Bruce Sales is saying that, hey, look, I got to get rid of. We're moving. Now, he doesn't say that the wife make him, you know, made him move and made him get rid of it. But you just, that's what. No, that's a CTF reading between the lines. That's what happens.

Yeah. I mean, there's no question about that. He said he also plans on performing brief phone interviews with hopeful candidates. I reached out to Mr. Sales and I have not talked to him. Now, maybe he doesn't think that I'm a hopeful candidate because there's no fat guy seating. But I could be putting into my backyard for another human, other than myself or Max. Max is too old. Why do you have ageism like that, man?

Wow. Okay. Whatever. Plus, if I get it, I can put a fat guy seat on that bad boy. You're not an engineer, though. I got the I've got the seatbelt extender. Yeah, but about you fitting in the stupid box, you idiot.

It's not about the extender. I'm fine. Put the extender and you strap me in. I'm good. Around I go. You see, if you watch the video, I'm good. You're going to talk about the other YouTuber? I'm good.

I don't know. There's only 8 billion other YouTubers. Which one are you talking about? The one that got banned from doing a video feeding homeless people oil fill cookies with toothpaste? So he did videos. He scraped off the white vanilla stuff

and it filled them up with toothpaste, gave it to homeless people and got banned from YouTube for five years. Have I going to get banned if I laugh at that? We're not in YouTube, so go right ahead. Because I mean, these cameras are on right now, right? They're not on.

They're not on. No, but I mean they're... They're not on. So anyway, now, do I think he should get banned for that? No. No. I do not.

Do I think it's kind of cruel? No. It is kind of cruel. Do homeless people have bad breath? It is kind of cruel. Do homeless people have bad breath? I don't know. I know.

I've never tried to kiss one. I can tell you that yes, they do. I would say that it's probably best to stay upwind or down upwind. Yes, upwind, yes. Also had to look up and think of that. If you've ever known someone that has a breath problem. Homeless breath, that's what I call it. We need to stay upwind.

man. I mean, I've... A dead tooth, man. I've... I don't want to talk about that story now because I'll get me in trouble. But I'm just saying that you want to stay upwind.

Desperately. You really feel, honestly feel that he did something bad by giving home with people? I think it's kind of cruel. I think it's funny. Whatever. Do I think he needs to be banned from YouTube? No.

And if I hear... Seriously, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, it's time for your little platform, uh, goody, goody feelings to be over. Think about how profitable they will be if they just let it go.

They need to be over. You need to, you are starting to do all this take away from people, ban people, demonetize people, decide what's right and what's wrong, decide that, oh, that's not against our rules and regulations, but for the bigger

picture it's against, it's how we feel. So we're going to take those down. You are a publisher. sure. You're not a platform. That's not up to you to decide that. You can decide it if you want. But that means that you don't get the platform. I'm sorry.

That's enough. Enough is enough. It's ridiculous. It really is ridiculous. I realize that it's getting a little too political now and I'll stop. That's not really what chewing the fat is. Just know that I, I believe that Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, which is Facebook, and YouTube, which is Google,

if they want the cover of the United States Congress with their platform dispensation from the Pope, they need to become a platform and let people post whatever. the whatever they want to. I almost said a bad word. Whatever they want to because it doesn't matter. I can decide. I can choose

what I watch. Okay. Use your little algorithm that you want that, you know, guides me in any direction you want. Fine. But if I search for something, I should be able to find it. And if I like

something, I should be able to find it. If I like a Facebook page, with that page post something, I should be able to see it in my timeline. When I follow someone on Twitter, it's because I want to see what they post. That means when they post something, it should be in my timeline.

It's not up to you to decide whether I want to see it or not. I've already chosen to see it. Now, if you're going to choose for me, then you don't get the special dispensation from the pope that people don't get to sue you with your platform coverage. I'm sorry, you're a publisher, and then we'll take that on. This is Chewing the Fat.

Jeff Fisher, thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. There's new Hollywood royalty. What? Yeah, there's new Hollywood royalty. Chris Pratt and Catherine Schwarzenegger tied to not. I mean, you want to talk about Hollywood royalty? That's it, baby. Chris Pratt and

Kassman Schwarzenegger, you know that they were all there, the wedding, the big shots were all there, Maria and Arnold were there. And I don't think Maria and Arnold have ever really officially divorced, have they? I don't think they have. I think that they, you know,

they got in trouble because Arnie had the kid with the cleaning lady. And that cleaning lady kid just graduated because Arnie was at the graduation. So I don't think they ever really got divorced, even though it says that they got divorced but I don't think they ever really did got divorced. According to this, they married in 86 and divorced 2011.

I don't think they officially got divorced, so is that Wikipedia? Yeah, that's wrong. Did they really finalize it? Seriously, I didn't think they ever did. He had two spouses, Maria, and then that's it. They had two spouses, Maria, and that's it? Who's that's it? I don't have it clicked on it yet.

Oh. Well, there's two spouses, but he was never married to the cleaning lady. He was just that was just a little, oh, you're dusting the back room today. Okay. Let me go get the mop for you. I'll be back. And then she had his kid. And that's what broke them up.

But Arnie was, no, I don't, but just know that Chris and Catherine are married and they're just a happy little couple. and Chris has got a kid from another wedding and he was married to another kid. Hollywood was all out in force for this wedding. So I'm pretty sure that Arnold and Maria never got divorced yet. I cannot believe that it took a study for this. And I've been saying this forever. And I'm going to find out.

where this study came from and what kind of money they got for it because it is amazing that I didn't get a piece of it. So a new study looked at 7 million flights to figure out when you're most likely to get delayed and if you want to land on time and book flights and you want to fly when is the best time to fly. Now I have been saying forever the best time to fly is in the morning. Okay? Because the, everyone knows that the day starts in America with a clean slate on these flights. Pilots want to get going. They want to go, go, go, go. Let's go. Let's get on. Let's get people boarded. Let's get in the air. Let's go. And so when something happens in Boston, when something happens in Phoenix, when something happens in Atlanta, when something happens at

DFW, it slows the process down at the other airports. So as the day goes on, you get backed up more and more and more. It took a study to tell me, fly early in the morning, not at night. Are they getting money for this? I want study money for this. This is embarrassing. And of course, they tell you at the end of the story, well, why does this happen? Well, the reason is pretty simple.

Airlines basically start with a clean slate. each day. No kidding! If you've been listening to Jeff Fisher and chewing the fat, you have known this. You've known this for even prior to it being chewing the fat when it was just, you know, the overweight guy, you know, the Jeff Fisher show, just the fat guy. You knew that then. I mean, this is amazing to me that people get money for these studies and we're going to find out. I want to find out exactly how much money they got for a stupid.

and study like that because they owe me some money. They desperately owe me some money. So I'll leave you a couple of good stories for the day. Just to feel good about, well, life in general. And there's people out there trying to do good. So people got drunk at a bar in Nebraska. And they decided not to drive home. They left their car in the lot.

And they came back to pick up their car. There was a little note on the car from the union barn grill. And it says, Dear Union Bar and Grill Park guest, just wanted to thank you leaving your car parked overnight. I'm not sure if you consumed alcohol at our restaurant or not, but we want to thank you for not drinking and driving. Bring this letter to the bar, and we will give you a hamburger and French fries. Please accept this as a thank you for being responsible. Life is valuable. Have a great day.

Give you the name, Scott and Carlos Swanson of the Union Bar and Grill. That's really nice. And I appreciate it. They are really concerned about people drinking and driving. And they, you know, there's some bars that get upset with cars parked in their parking lot overnight, but they're not and they're happy that people are not drinking and driving. I look at this as a good place to park your car on a night when you don't really have any money and you want lunch tomorrow. Just park your car at the union bar grill.

I'll put a letter on there. You got a burger and fries. You're good to go. So a 9-year-old boy in California. A nine-year-old boy in California. I feel like this is a setup to a joke. Okay, so a nine-year-boy in Florida. So anyway, what of the...

No, I'm not going to tell you. I actually, I could probably go down a list of some nine-year-old jokes. I do actually have... I've got one great nine-year-old joke. Do you want to hear it or no? No. You sure? Yes.

About a pope? Nope. And then I want to hear it then. I don't think you do I don't think I can't tell the joke on the air I can't But if he's not about a pope Then it's not about the Pope

I'll tell you off the air right Yeah you're right See I can't tell you that joke Yeah I'll move on A nine year old boy in California Use his a lot Tell you what if you email me Chewing the Fat

At the Blaze.com I will send you the joke All right No problem Can they do it to the Twitter? What's that? Hey You can message me at Jeffie JFR

What about our Instagram? You can messenger me at Facebook to Jeff Fisher Radio. At Instagram. Oh, yeah. Is that a yes? That's Jeff Fisher Radio. You could try.

I might answer you. Maybe not. But specifically if you email me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com, I'll send you the joke. It's an old joke. And they call? I tell you what, you call right now. Oh, wait.

We're recording this. But if you call right now, 888, 900, 3393, if I pick up the phone, I'll tell you the joke. We told them that if they call between the hours of one central and three central, we're here. Did we ever say that for real? Yes, we did. So there you go. 888-90-3-33.

Monday through Thursday. Friday I record a different time. And you can't use the phones, okay? So just back off me. You don't know what I'm talking about. All right. So Monday through Thursday, 1 to 3 Central, 2 to 4 Eastern. No, 2 Pacific.

There's that mountain. Whatever. Just call. If somebody picks it up, it's us. We'll answer the phone. [phone]. So anyway, a 90-year-old boy in California used his allowance to pay off school lunch debts for his entire third grade class. Come on, man.

Now, and the surface, I want to like this. That's America right there, baby. It is America. It is America. Ryan, now Kirk Patrick, a student at West. Park Elementary School learned that some kids can't afford lunch at school and have to take on debt. And he wanted to make a difference. Stop reading.

Stop reading. I know. Stop reading. On the surface, I want to like it. I fear something is coming. He asked his mom to find out how much his peers at his own school owed for lunches and his mom discovered it was about 74.50. All right. It's not too bad, but the school lunch.

$74 and $50? Yes. The price of school lunches range from 30 cents to $0.3.000. 325. So I just want to be clear that we're already subsidizing. There's no way that those lunches are that cheap. So you and I are already subsidizing some of that. Stop. We got way too

political for today's show. So good for that 9-year-old boy for paying the kids' lunches. Congratulations, Ryan. Thank you so much.