Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 125 | A New Law & Order, Fuller #MeToo?, & Why Does Jeffy Drink Pills?

Episode Date: June 13, 2019

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You know, there are times when I think, man, it would be nice to be working, not living, but working in Manhattan again. And today is one of those days. When I see a story that opening up very soon at 48th and Broadway, just a few blocks up from where we worked, is going to be this massive, crispy cream store. And they're going to open it up and they're going to bring in. stadium seating so you can come in and watch the Krispy Kreme donuts being made and the glazed pour over the donuts. I mean, at some point, as a fan sitting in the Krispy Kreme store, you're going to be able to just buy a cup of Krispy Kreme glaze. Go ahead. Tell me that's not good

for me. That's what I thought. You can't. The Fusion of Entertainment and Enlightenment. This is the Glembeck program. By filling in and I'm not aware? 888727 B-E-C-K is the phone number. Jeffie filling in for Glenn Beck today on the Glenn Beck program on the Premier Radio Network's coast to coast all across this great land of ours on the Glenn Beck program. We've got so much to talk to you about today.

First, I want to start, I want to talk to you a little bit about the Constitution and how important it is and how we are so close to going off the deep end. in this country. If we don't start following the Constitution. On that in 60 seconds. First, let me tell you about relief factor. Sure why we

I know why. This is the Glenn Beck program. It's Chewing the Fat. 88890-333. 93 is the phone number. Follow me on Twitter. At Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can email me at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com

and I want to know that I did respond. to each and every one of you. There were multiple emails that wanted to know the joke. Multiple emails. Did you do it? I did. Yeah, I emailed them the joke.

And the reply was... It's just a joke. I haven't looked at the email account to see what the replies were. Probably, that's sick. Why did you even email that? Remember everybody the beginning of the joke? So we're going to have to see.

What's that? What was the beginning of the joke? Or can I say none of the joke? I mean, I guess we could. It's a joke about nine-year-olds. It's a joke about kids. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me check my chewing the fat email here.

Hold on. I have to go in here. And then because we don't have an IT department in this company anymore, I have to go ahead and refresh every particular section of my email account. I have to go in. and see if anybody has replied to the email.

Here's one. Oh, there's a new request for the joke. Here's a response. Just a response with a, oh, a head slap. Head slap emoji. Palm face. Another request with a big smiley face emoji. And another request.

You bastard. going to report you. No, I'm just... Another request for the joke. And, oh, somebody's asking me for a... Wait, but we've got to do this live here. Hold on. I need a decision from Judge Jeffey.

So, can we have the... Where's the gavel? Oh, now, that's Law & Order. We've got a Law & Order story coming up, but I just need a gavel. Not the guilty, guilty, guilty... Thank you. Please, Joe Lord, do not play that guilty, guilty, guilty one again. Man, I hate that thing.

Need a decision. from Judge Jeffey. Wife and I do not agree on this one. Is it okay to pee in the shower? And does it matter if it could be aimed straight down the drain versus on the shower floor?

Okay. This is an easy one. That is easy. Easy one. How do you think I'm going to rule? Pee in the damn shower. It's your damn shower. Wow. You filthy, sick. I mean, that's just gross.

Isn't pee sterile? It's just gross. Of course you pee in the shower. How do you, A, how do you not pee in the shower? It's almost, how does that happen that you don't? I mean, I get, go to the bathroom before you go into shower. Shut up. Okay, listen, when people talk about it, pee in the shower, it's gross.

You're not, the water coming out of the shower head isn't pee. Okay. Now, if your child listening to this and your mom is looking at you in the back seat saying, you're not going to start being in the shower. Do what your mom says. Do what your parents say. Okay. Don't listen to me in a couple years, but for now, listen to your parents. But you didn't say which one you were, whether who I'm guessed. that the wife says no. That's just a guess. That's usually the case.

But it's not, I mean, you're being down the drain. The soap from your, which you're washing with and the hot water that you're showering in is putting it down the drain. And so you're not dirtying the shower

any more than it already would be. I don't see the problem. And I will reply with the, a joke about the about the nine-year-old. I want to say it on the air so bad now because I've had to reply to so many emails, but I said I wouldn't.

And I don't, it's probably not a, it's probably not a joke I should tell on the air. So I will reply. All right. I mentioned that we have a law and order story today. Mary Max's wife of Peter Max. the artist and I wondered I actually I thought Peter had passed away he's 81 now and he hasn't passed away he's just battling dementia and I forget cancer that Joe Biden wants to

cure somebody needs to cure dementia I'm not talking about politics I'm just to Joe Biden was the one who mentioned curing cancer so just calm down but I'm just saying that somebody needs to cure dementia and all that has to do with it that's the horrible disease and Because I met Peter Max before. I've got to sign Peter Max art piece. And I made him, did a big art showing. Because, hello.

Not only in my fashion, but I am art. And it was a big, it was an art gallery. Where was that art gallery? Anyway. And so his wife passed away on Sunday. And I say passed away. She was found dead on Sunday. and I mean I guess it was suicide right I mean we don't know it appears that it could be suicide

um she's been battling with Peters with their son uh over money and you know this is what happens when you know Peter is the mainstay of the family he's the artist he's the guy he's the one creating and now he's off in land and so the rest of the family is just fighting over assets and everything and what's going on but

so she passed away and they claimed that she had two million dollar jewelry collection that is now

missing. These are their stories. This is definitely a law and order. A famous artist crazy, wife and family fighting over assets. And now she died

and missing $2 million worth of jewels. I mean, in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two yet equally important entities. these are their stories. So, yeah, she was in the apartment.

The cause of death was said to be nitrogen asphyxiation. Okay. Okay. Nothing weird there. So that is still under investigation. We know that. This hasn't been an hour, so the show is still on. Unless it's a continued episode of Law and Order.

And she was 52. So, good luck. And the son has been battling with her for a while. So be ready for this story to be in the news for a while, the Peter Max, Mary Max, and Adam Max the son. This is definitely, I guarantee, I promise you, I promise you that within. a year.

From this date, the 13th of June, 2019, Law and Order will have an episode that is going to be the Peter Max episode. Now, you know, they never say that. But I'm telling it, it's going to be the Peter Max episode. And when it happens, I will let you know, because I'll remind you that once again, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, and I'm looking right into the camera. I'm looking right into your eyes.

Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher was correct. Yeah, talking to you. As long as we're on stars, Tom Petty, you remember Tom, Rockstar, Mr. Rockstar from Florida. He, a California real estate agent and self-proclaimed superfan, a little scary, a little freaky fan of Tom Petty is now looking to buy his Florida home. Okay. I mean, he was born in Gainesville. Apparently, this guy made an offer to buy the 1,200 square foot home

after seeing the current owner mentioned on Facebook that she might sell it. And he doesn't want, you know, heaven forbid that just gets sold to some worker in Gainesville. Right? Think about it. Classic Tom Petty coming at you right here, man. Love it. Tom Petty on the heart. Now, Petty grew up in Gainesville.

And don't. Don't be sliding Tom down, man. I'm trying to hit the post here. Wow. I don't even get with me on that. I mean, we're coming up at the top of the hour. I'm raised out promises. So this is Tom Petty?

I know him. Yeah. I like this song. All right, pot it down. Missing me off with that. Oh, this is Tom Petty. Yeah, that's Tom Petty. Don't even...

See, the bad thing is Tom Petty. See, the bad thing is, Tom Hated America. And that's the whole thing. She was an American girl was actually, you know, It was kind of an anti-American girl's song. And that, you know, that's what kind of ticked me off about Tom. And I was waiting for the political music to start playing because I was real close to going down that walk a little farther. I thought Chris was going to cut me off.

But I cut myself off before he started playing the middle of the middle of the movie. So I'll tell you the, I'll tell you the, my top, my favorite top petty story. So he grew up in Gainesville, as we talked about because this guy wants to buy his 1,200 square foot, you know, original home. Still has the pink tile in the bathroom. but still looks like the original house that he grew up in, you know, whatever, why that matters that it's Tom Petty's house, whatever. But, okay. So he grew up a game, and he talks about the time, he was doing a radio interview,

and he talked about the time that he met Elvis Presley. And he says to the radio interviewer, yeah, you know, I met Elvis when Elvis was filming. And the radio, like, you bet Elvis? And Tom says, yeah, you know, I was walking downtown, Gainesville one day. And he was just a kid because Elvis was filming a movie in Florida. He was filming a movie in Gainesville. And he said, I looked up, and here comes Elvis walking down the street.

and I said, hey Elvis. And the radio interview goes, did Elvis say anything back to you? And Tom goes, Elvis said hey. That was my favorite Elvis Presley story ever from Tom Petty. I saw I see Top Petty walking on the street. And I said, hey, Elvis, what did Elvis say? Elvis said, hey.

Fantastic. So Tom, we lost him in an accidental overdose. But that's the way it goes. Sorry, Tom. Should have loved America more. Wait, did I say that out loud? I thought my mic was up. I could be in trouble in Spain, though.

I see a story here. Being a jerk in Spain can land you in jail. Ha ha ha. Wow. That is not funny. That is not ha ha at all. sometimes being a jerk is just fun because you're not really being a jerk

you're just trying to have fun and put a little smile on your face make you laugh but if you pull stunts or do any kind of pranks or anything that embarrasses people you get handed a 15 month prison sentence

with over a $20,000 fine Wow Spain lighten up a little bit Okay Now it turns out Oh this all started because of the The Oreo lady

It turns out Class of YouTuber Oh this man an Oreo But it wasn't just an Oreo It was a tooth Oh stop it But he just But the

The Oreo The Oreo prank Just got a slap on the wrist Good Good At least the judge said Get out of here It's kind of funny

was just toothpies. And the guy was homeless. He needed a mouthwash anyway. Oh, see, don't look at me like that. I know. I know. It's just a joke. See, that's the kind of stuff

to get you thrown in jail at Spain. Talking like that. So, watch your mouth. Okay, this is two stories that are tied together, but very frustrating. And I'm trying to make myself not be angry here. on chewing the fat. I just kind of want to breathe a little bit

and be nice because I've kind of stayed away from the story because the story itself is maddening to me. It's the college bribery scandal, the paying for your kids to go to the colleges. It's just, it's an agonizing story to me.

These parents paid a bunch of money to this one guy, the Springer, who got people to get these kids into college and they knew it was wrong but if you before this scandal if someone were to would to have said hey

what happens when you cheat on your on your SAT test did you think that that was illegal? I mean sure it was wrong and it was you know you're you're not supposed to cheat on tests but did you think it was

illegal because I certainly wouldn't have couldn't have told you that it was illegal but okay so it is. So Lori Loughlin, one of the parents and actresses who is in the big deal for allegedly paying 500,000 in bribes to USC, former Fuller House actress. And I've got another Fuller House story coming up soon. He's Fuller House people, man.

So she's faced this story. Talks about her facing up to 40 years. Are you kidding me? Stop it. Stop it with that. She bribed to get her kid into school. And then we get this story talking about the former Stanford Sailing Coach, someone who actually took money and knew that he was routing the system with illegal students

that weren't good enough to be on his sailing team that wouldn't get scholarships, but we were going to let them get scholarships so that they could go to the school. he gets one day in jail, but the parent is looking at 40 years? No, no, my friends, no, that should not be. I'm sorry, it just should not be. I'm going to stop now because I could get even more angry at this because when I start digging into this college story, these teachers and professors all knew what they were doing.

And that's why the Springer guy, he's the brain, he should be. be in the biggest trouble. He's the guy. That, I mean, he had a tough job. He was the guy that had to go to the universities and figure out who would take money without getting caught. All right. He had to go up to the sailing coach and go, so how much to have you get a student in here under one of your scholarships that isn't one of your students and, you know, but still be able to go to the school here, how much?

And not have that professor go to. to the university and say, hey, this guy's trying to bribe me. Because how many times was he shut down? You know, the press are saying, now get out of here. What are you talking about? Because you know that the football, baseball, women's basketball, men's basketball, men's softball, those teams, maybe even women's volleyball, those teams are not taking bribes. Those coaches aren't taking bribes because they need all the scholarships they can get.

They want the players. They want, because those are, those are a team. teams that people look at the universities and think about, you know, that's where they go. The sailing team, stop it. It's Title IX, man, killing them. However, these are, those are the people that need to be in trouble. The parents, they need to be, you know, slapped on the head and told them to smarten up. Lori Loughlin could have donated a damn building to USC and her kid.

would have gone there. What was she doing the scholarship stuff? Stop it. I'll put in a building. It'll be, we'll call it the Fuller House bathroom building or whatever the hell it is. Here you go. By the way, when she was on the show, the show was named Full House. Fuller House is the Netflix. Fuller House was when she was on Becky. Fuller House is the newer one on Netflix, just to let you know. You done? Yeah. So Fuller House creator. Yeah, which is for the new one, Netflix.

Yeah. She's with the Christian girl, I think he's Candice, something like that, yeah. Jeff Franklin. He's been Me Too-N. I'm sorry? He's been Me Too-N. Yeah. Now that's a verb.

What's that? So Me Too is a verb, now? Absolutely. 100%. He's been Me-Too and around Hollywood, man. You don't have to be Hollywood to be too. Oh, no, you don't. You meet to me every day.

Wait, what? I do. You do? I don't think so. I mean, if you do it and you don't know you're doing it, does it still count? Yes, because read the story and just tell me where he met two, because everything that he did, I could see it differently. So, there was spirit and campaigned. oust him. And he's saying

that they were, you know, doing this, they were fabricating all these allegations. All right. But his response, he denied speaking, doing any of this, but they're saying that he, seven women were interviewed as part of this investigation to get rid of him. And they

related that Franklin had fostered a toxic work environment. Ouch. One told the investigator that Franklin seemed angry at women and did not respect their opinions. Oh, no.

Oh, no. While others quoted offensive comments he made. Oh, no. Let's see what some of the offensive comments are. One staffer, Franklin allegedly said she's probably going to be pregnant next season. Okay, so he's a creator of the show. All right, so you don't know. Was he talking about the show or is he talking about, you know, just her in real life during

next season? she's probably going to be pregnant that season. I wish I could make all the women on my staff get hysterectomies. Okay, so I wonder why that is. I wonder why that is. Because that way the women don't have to take all the time off to have their babies.

Then we still have to pay them and they still get all kinds of time off. I think I'll take the first eight years of my child's birth off and then I'll come back to work and I want the same pay and I want to be doing the same job. No, she wants more pay.

Well, the show that you're on will probably be canceled by then, so there probably isn't going to be a show. So, I don't care. You're still going to owe me. Okay, so apparently you can't joke around about wanting all the women to have hysterectomies when he,

the next season. He would talk about orgies he had over the weekend. This is, you know, another alleged complaint from one lady. And who doesn't do that? Come on, man. Jeffrey, me and you.

Hey, Jeffrey, what are you doing this weekend? Going home to my family and spending some time with my wife and kids. We practiced this off air. Did you remember your line? Hey, Jeffie, what are you doing this weekend? I'm going to be barbecuing with my family, with my wife and children. Damn it to hell. You?

Hooker some blow. That was your line. How dare? That's why I didn't say because it's not my line. I would never say anything like that. How dare you? How really? That's that your line?

I would never say hookers. I would never say that. Especially when it's the family. He's just, come on now. Of course. He's you do this weekend. Neither about oranges. And he means of course nothing.

He's home with the family. Thank you. When you talk about oranges when he came back from the weekends? Okay. Allegedly. Yes, thank you. He, uh, one of two witnesses said that Franklin and invited the writers to come to his mansion

by making him sound like he's some big rich guy. That's nice. Let us workers come to the mansion. Shut up. I mean, he's a Hollywood creator. I hope he has a mansion. Thank you. I hope. Is it a mansion? I mean, I don't know.

True. I don't know if it's a mansion. Yes. It's a nice house with a pool. And that's a mansion? Apparently so. Well, Jeff, you have a mansion. So the two of them said, You can invite me to you for a house party.

Anytime. Come on. Yeah, but I don't know where you live. Anytime you stop by. So he said that he invited the writers to come to his mansion for the week. And the women, you guys are going to come. Remember to bring you bikinis. What, that's wrong?

So he would be like, hey, make sure you're butt naked? Right. I have a pool. If you're going to swim, bring your swimsuit. Bring your bikini. Yeah. I don't allow one pieces. but oh no one pieces are not you're out that's not a bikini anyway it's just clothes right you know one piece

you know you jump in the pool with no you cannot you cannot matter of what you're jumping with like full dress some related that he was annoyed about having to hire female directors or directors of color once when complaining about a female director franklin was told that he could have hired a different female director to which he allegedly responded they're all the same i mean the guy actually sounds funny. He is hilarious. And I'm sorry, where do you get directors of color? Right? From any of that. Right.

Where do you get any kind of racism out of that at all? Because it sounds to me like he doesn't care whether you're white or black, just be in a bikini. That's just me. But he's been he's in trouble now. He's been out, me too, and he's in trouble. He's been

knocked out. People do not like an investigation was concluded, and Franklin received verbal counsel. slapping the wrist. As to the necessity of appropriate business-like behavior and equal treatment. Shut up. Following the 2018 investigation. Concluded that Franklin had created a toxic environment for women and people of color

and recommended that his contract not be renewed. I just think they just wanted him out and then that's how they found him. Okay. Because if you really look into the closet, you'll find skeletons. If you really look, you'll find something. I mean, if the guy... Look at Harvey Weinstein. Where is he at right now?

What'd you do this weekend? Orgies, just hanging. I mean... Just move on. Working on a TV show. Aren't you supposed to be funny? Isn't Fuller House a comedy? Yeah.

I mean, it wasn't supposed to be? I realized what I watched of it, wasn't. Oh, no. Wasn't it supposed to be? Yeah. And I see Cuba Good and Jr. Who? Kubugughey Jr.

Okay. You said away too quickly. Cooper Good Jr. He would be meeting people too. Cuba Good Jr. As I said it the first time, Cooper Good Jr. What's wrong with that?

That's his name. Why are you talking like that? I don't know what you're talking about. You're from Louisiana? You're from Louisiana now? Cooper Good Jr. What's with your head tilt? I don't know.

I just say in his name. It's for the camera. That is off. It's for the camera. I'm just saying you ought to people watching their life. They can't. They can't. They get it up.

They're watching. And by the way, it was one. And right now is about to be 3 o'clock and nobody called. That is very upsetting. We set this time for them to call us. I don't even talking about Cuba Good Jr.

No, but I want to talk about him between people. But no one called. I have the lines here. All 100 of more open. No one called. I just said we canceled the show. So it's a good.

accuser, the 30-year-old woman called 911 around one on Monday morning to tell police that the Academy Award-winning actor, who she described as highly intoxicated, and I mean, it's horrific what he did. What did he do? Do he, like, flash? He grabbed her breast. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Then, then got into an argument about the alleged unwanted. touching and it got heated enough for security to get involved then oh crap if that wasn't enough he was filmed leaving the bar huh yeah yeah so leaving the bar what he left the bar like around 9 o'clock okay and so and he was having a look like a conversation a heated conversation with two women okay yeah and before he left and he punched him

and stabbed one in the neck yeah no and he shot the other one right he was having an argument and then he left and that was at nine and then he came back and raped every single one of the girls

right four hours later the accuser called 911 because she was so upset it took four hours to call 911 well it took to second yeah

and that he allegedly grabbed her breast breast to her yeah yes he breasted her and it wasn't even breast it was just breast

he's got a little me too business just take a shot if I grabbed this we're good to go no oh well I'm out I'm a kubba something junior

Cooper good junior let me touch you I mean come on stop we are doomed can't even touch a breast right we can't even joke about

Orgy some weekends. You're at a bar. Can you talk about origins and weekends or touch and press. What is this America? I don't want to live in America anymore. Thank you, Trump. You know what? Thank you, Trump.

This is because we have a president that grabs him by the hoo-ha. Oh my God. Sorry, just violated myself. Thank you. You're right. You're right. Listening to Rush for a long time gets you. Oh, that was maddening.

Let's go to the break room. I need an ice cold Coca-Cola Zero Sugar desperately. Oh my gosh. It's so good. And I want to say thank you again for my Coca-Cola Zero Sugar refrigerator that I have in my office now. It keeps my Coca-Cola Zero so cold.

It makes it cold. I mean, it's so good. Thank you so much. So we're in the break room. Congratulations to NASA, who is now declared the International Space Station open for business. Yay! Including private astronaut visits. So there's private, that's what I'm a private astronaut.

I want to go up to, I want to go up to the space station. Yeah, private asking. I don't have fat guy seating. Probably, shh. There's no way. If I went up to a one with you have a private astronaut. private astronaut. No, you're not. Oh, they can push in the cargo, Bay.

Your cargo. Still gets shit to space. It's funny. No, seriously. If you really want to go. No, it's funny. I got it. Just go. That's cargo. You're like, I got it. Yeah, but you get in this very far.

I got it. Do you want to go to space? That is cargo. Why not? It's the same thing. They just strap you instead of, they just, they just strapped. By the way, I would go. as cargo. I don't know why I said not as car because it doesn't matter to me. Chris is right. You're just

there. You're already there. So what I'm saying. Plus, I'd probably be more comfortable back in cargo. There's plenty of room. There is. You can stretch out more. You can stretch out. They'll strap you in. You're comfy. You're not in a tight little constricted space up front. To put you next to the food. Plus, you know, at least give me a window. Let me catch a little something in the back. It's got to be like a back window or something. There is. And so you're good. Yeah. So, yeah, fly me. Flying me. Plus, you fly cargo, they probably dropped the price a little. They do, yeah.

So, yeah, so in fact, that's a good idea for you, NASA. It's a good way to make a little extra money. Yeah, no kidding. No kidding. I want to fly down front or fly cargo with all the fat people. I wouldn't fly NASA, though. We'll fly like Tesla, like SpaceX. Like, I don't want to fly NASA.

Wow. Yeah. I trust Elon more than I trust. Really? Oh, yeah. Do you see what they did yesterday? So they launched. They've been launching all kinds of satellites.

We've got so much junk up there flying around the earth. We do. That's what he needs to develop. I know. We talked about it. Yes, I know. Never mind. He just launched a bunch of satellites for Canada.

Yeah. And then last night, the Falcon returned. That was fascinating. Oh, yeah, come back. Yeah, watching it come back. And then not just like, because usually you watch him come back when he, you know, takes out and then a couple of minutes comes up. But this was like a day later coming back and landing on the West Coast. for the second time.

Oh, tell me you don't want to fly that. I know. That would be fun. So Elton John, a movie Rocket Man. You know yet? I'm just so mad at myself

for not have seen this movie now because my kids want to see it and, you know, I don't know that I want my daughter to see it yet. You do this to me every time. You do this to me every time

because I want to hear a few more. seconds of the song and that's a promo that only has that little bit of the song and that's you know the title cut from the movie zero wow nine a that's what i'm waiting for okay so the movie has surpassed a one hundred million dollars globally now uh which is pretty darn good all right now it's the second consecutive week of high earnings. It's I mean, fantastic for Rocket Man.

It's, you know, in the top 10 of the biopics of all time. It's now we're in 50 million here in the U.S. And that's without China. China isn't letting it go because of the gayness. And if you've seen it, I'd like to hear from you because if it's... Normally I don't care about the gayness.

but my daughter is 11 and I don't know how much you know because I don't want to talk to you about it anyway I'll let my daughter see whatever the hell I wanted to see and it's not up to you. Thank you. So it's also banned at the Pacific Nation of Samoa and why the Girl Scout cookie company

doesn't want them to air the movie. I have no idea. Wait, this is the cookies? This is the Girl Scout. I thought it was the thing. Yeah, no, that's the thing. Yeah, it was the thing. Yeah, that's the thing when the people live.

And by the way, this is very interesting because the Girl Scouts is all about, you know, unity. Thank you. And girls do boy stuff, boys do girls stuff. So 97% of the people in the Girl Scout community of Samoa identify as Christian. We're so dead. What do you mean? The Girl Scouts are going to come down to us and be like, those two idiots. They should demand the movie.

It was it. It was the country or an island. It's a country or an island? Wait, this is Samoa. The Pacific Nation of Samoa is not the cookie. No, it's the country or island, whatever that is. I have a feeling like an island. I think it's an island.

Yeah, it's not the cookies, though. That's correct. It's not the cookies. I just made a mistake. Wait, what? It was a joke mistake. It's a joke mistake. Okay.

Just making sure. they don't want the they don't want to gain us they do not because they're 97% Christian I believe that's what I just said yeah because I just said that no that was because I remembered it no but I just said it I didn't hear you I was listening to

I was listening to the show didn't we by Frank Sinatra you were listening to what didn't we by Frank Sinatra but we were talking about Elsa John why would you be playing I got bored all right just a couple stories just wrap this Thursday up.

A couple of Florida stories. Florida man took cocaine, ate puffer fish, liver, ended up in intensive care. Duh. Another Florida story. Police pull a man over. He's got white powder on his nose. He's got cocaine in his possession.

But police, the cocaine on my, that's not mine. Dude, you have done way too many drugs when you have cocaine on your nose and you're trying to convince the police that it's not your cocaine. Thank you. Food. Yes, we're fans. Yes, I like it.

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Dot theblaze.com and get your chewing the fat merchandise. And you two can carry around a mug. See? It looks just like this one. You have to describe it. You have to describe it. It's got the chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher logo on it. What kind of mug is it?

And it says, The fat's a coffee mug. It's a white ceramic coffee mug. There you go. Chewing the fat with my logo on with Jeff Fisher. Just look right at the camera. Look at there. I have pens and markers in it.

You can see that. I don't know why. And sometimes you put some of your medication then you take a swig at it too. Yeah. It's weird. Why we, okay, I've been, I've been meaning to ask you this. And I feel that this is the right time

because you're talking about your mug. You always put your medication and say you're chewing the fat mug. Then you drink it. But there's nothing in there. You just drink the pills as if they were liquid. Yes. Why do you do that?

Is that something with you throw? I've upped my, now up yours. I've upped my medication, you know, thanks to my heart event. Heart attack, yes. And so I, you know, and I have to tell me you take twice a day, it's time you take it the morning, and time you take it night, it's agonizing. Don't, whatever you do.

Yeah, but what does deep mug? So when I break it up, I put them in the mug, so I know that this is the next, this is my next round of medication. It's in the cub. And then it's in there. I don't have to pour it in my hand. I don't have to pick up.

It's in there. And I could just pick up the mug and throw it down the golet. Sometimes if there's a drink of water around, I can wash it down. If not, I can, I have no problem. Oh, Samir, I love taking pills. I don't have any problem taking medication down.

Like the people struggle and joke and everything. Oh, yeah. Swallow it. Plus, here's a little helpful hand. If you do have trouble, and I understand that some people have trouble and some people have smaller throats than others I get it

No, all the throat is the same No they're not No, they're not But go ahead and believe that if you want But instead of You know how people Take their their medication Their vitamins or pills whatever

They put in your mouth And you pull your head back Put your head back like that You try to swallow and you gag like that You know why? Because when your head back like that You're making your throat smaller Yes

lean forward See your mouth And your throat will still swallow Wait what With your head down No impossible Impossible because when I eat And I'm trying to you know

Eat my food I always go Do you? I do I do you I go up like a like a was a seagull Yeah No pelican it's a pelican I go And it goes down

Oh that's a That's a your people thing Because it's not the American way No it's not Speaking of our people Are you going to tease about the special we're doing next week? We should, I tried to, I just, I've got, we got to. No, we have too much stuff.

We have too much stuff this week. I got a delve into this week. And tomorrow is 5thaw Friday, so we're definitely going to do it tomorrow. Okay. We're going to do a special report next week on the Dominican Republic. CTF special report. On the Dominican Republic. A CTS special report.

report tonight the Dominican tomorrow the freaking Dominican Republic the next day or the freaking Dominican Republic but why is that why are we focused in Dominican Republic

I have absolutely no idea because it's the other side of the island and we're part Haitian and we hate the Dominicans is that why we're doing it yes yes yes no dude there's people going like deaf someone trying to kill freaking Poppy oh

I know. I know. And then Americans are dying? And we do have people dying in hotel. Coming back sick? We've got more people sick and dying. Something is happening in the Dominican Republic. And we're going to go undercover.

Can I go? Can you send me? Undercover. Yeah, you go this weekend. Okay. I will go this weekend. The Monday we come back with a special report. Chewy the Fat special report.

We'll work on the timing of the audio and the music. The Dominican. We're getting reports now. More and more people sick. More and more people. Major League baseball star, former baseball star, David Ortiz, shot twice. Hopi. Yeah.

For $8,000. I thought it was, I thought, no, you changed that story. I mean, the investigation is changing. Okay, so first, I hear that he got shot. It was in a bar. I thought it was some kind of bar fight. Yes. Now, you tell me, no, that's not.

No. It was the police and it was tried. That it was the police and then it was someone who was paid to come in and shoot him. Yes. Now you tell me that it was a robbery for $8,000. No, I never said it was a robbery. There was a hit. There was a hit of $8,000 on him.

And now there's like six people involved in this. Fascinating. And then there was just one guy of New York that people thought it was him who put the head on Poppy. And he's like, dude, it's not me. He's on social media. It's not me. It's not me. That's the exact.

Oh yeah, he's part of the investigation too. I'm going to have to call him. It's not me. Yes, you're at essence. Why are you even commenting? Thank you. Exactly what I said. And how did you know it was $8,000?

This is a special report from chewing the fat. Again, we're going to work on the audio and the music thing as they've come together. You know, for the actual special. The actual special, you're going to be able to, it'll be just like a professional broadcast. This will be that stupid special glended about socialism. Forget about socialism.

I want to find out why Americans dying in the Republic Dominic Republic. Sorry, in Spanish is the other way. Before we got Dominican.

I want to know why they're dying. Okay, well, the special is going to be in English here in America. Well, they speak Spanish over there. Are you trying to like sell the special? Yeah, to Telemundo and Univision.

Yes. Chewing the fat that are going to cut of that. And they were, of course. It didn't sound like It's a chewer Yeah, it is, it is The Burka Dominicana is killing Americans

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