Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 128 | Don't Worry You'll Still Get A Boop

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

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All right, that is the sound of Chune the Fat with Jet Fisher. I am not Jeff Fisher. I'm only going to be here for a couple of minutes because I believe that we all need to know what is going on with Jeff Fisher. And he'll probably do the whole thing. He'll probably get mad at me that I did this. But I don't want you guys to not get any poop from him this whole week because I believe he could be out all week. He may not be out all week. He may be out just yesterday and today.

today's Tuesday and uh june 18 if you're listening to this not on the 18 uh jeffy is out um he has some issues on sunday fallist day we had a little storm here in the df w area and um some winds might have picked up and picked up a little bit of his roof and um got some water damage um got some fences thrown through his house. The front tree is gone. But I'm not going to take it from him. He will give you what happened, more details. Follow him on Twitter, Jeffrey JFR, or Jeffrey Radio, something on his Jeff Fisher Radio on

Facebook and Instagram. But Jeffy JFR for, you know, Jeff Fisher Radio. I can find there. I'm not going to do any stories, but just know that the show will still go on. I'm just going to throw a couple of headlines here. Like, for example, Prince Philip allegedly tells Prince Harry not to marry Megan Merkel. Oof, we call that. Or how minorities in the United States breathing more air pollution caused by white people.

Or how, you know, I don't know, the men and black star, Tesla Thompson suggests that they need to change their name to, human in black instead of men in black from the amazing movies. That actually comes out this week and I'm going to a red carpet event today here in Dallas for the movie. So it's very interesting. Or this one, you know, we've been talking about storms for the last couple minutes. Safari Park mourns a tragic loss after two giraffes were killed by lightning. Two giraffe killed by lightning. Oh, wow.

Or how Michael Avinati sued for, he's being sued for allegedly, you know, ripping off a per-politic client. I know, I know, I'm not going to get political. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to get political. But, you know, Michael Avin'ni is a douche, and he, he deserves, if something back comes, he deserves it. Also, we love to do here. and how a Denver zoo shares the story of a same-sex lovebirds.

Come on. Come on. And this one, we'll close with this one again. I'm not here going to do a show. I don't do this for a living. I just run buttons in the background and comment. But I love this one. This is out of Boston.

Why is Boston writing about Canada? I don't understand. But anyways, these are of Boston's news. And you know what? For all of you that are listening and are making fun of the way I'm speaking right now, I just got a brand new Invisaline on Friday. And I'm talking weirdly because I have plastic in my mouth. And I could take it off.

But you know why? It takes so much to take them off and put them back on. So it might as well just talk to you like this. I have to get used to them anyways. I have to talk, you know, every single day. Might as well use to it. So you're listening to Chris Cruz with them. disaligned. And if you want to complain, you know what? You could do shut up at the blaze.com.

How about that? You complain there. Or if you really want to complain, go to at real Chris Cruz. But shut up at the blaze.com what works out as well. But I think this store out of Canada is coming out because, you know, we all know that plastic is bad. We'll know. The stores are going, you know, either paper or they're going where you could bring your own bags or they just won't give you a bag at all. But this super store, a supermarket in Canada is rolling out a lineup of embarrassing plastic bags to shame customers who forget to reuse to, you know, to have the reusable bags. And one of them says colon care. So, you know, a grocery bag, t-shirt grocery bag says colon care. The other one says into the weird adult video

Emporium. And I'm looking at them and they look fantastic. And if any store around here in Dallas in the FWA, they do this, I'm going to be like,

hey, can I get a box of each? Because they look great. This is not going to embarrass me from this is so, so stupid. So,

you got your boop because you subscribe to this program. Weirdly enough, you said, you know what, even though Jeff did an episode

yesterday, I don't know where he is, today, you get another episode. And wait, what is this? Chris Cruz is doing this. His producers decided to just, without asking him to record a podcast on his channel and do horribly. This is why you listen. Because you never know when Chris Cruz is going to jump the ship and be like, you know what?

I'm going to do this because it's easy enough. All you have to do is turn on the mic and start talking. And I just did an interview with 10B lock. I just did it I just did the interview because I think I could get it you know set up for Saturday

for you know living the American dream that Jeffrey does every Saturday or when he decides to have a guest on his show and I think if I'm able to get away with this one I think I'm able to get it with a Saturday

he doesn't have the internet freaking his house blew off no not his house he has it up his house has blew off but the roof is not there So do you think you get internet without a roof? No.

And a last story that I find very weird, I found it under the health section. And I had to check. And you're a podcaster. And what's the best way to listen to a podcast? At work with headphones, right? Forget about work. And what is work? I haven't been to work in like a week now.

But according to this report, humans have started to grow spikes in the, back of their skulls because we use smartphones so much. Very interesting. So you have a smartphone. I actually have one right now. My son has one. You probably have one because you're listening to this program and how else will you

listen to a podcast through your smartphone. So it has a couple of instructions on how to check if you have this weird spike growing behind your skull. Press your fingers into the back of your skull just above the neck. If you feel a small spike, you may be among the people whose body is responding to smartphone use by growing a new layer of bone. Think about it. All right. So if you're driving right now, I want you to take your hands off the seam wheel.

Put in the back of your head, the back of your skull, just above your neck, just a little bit of your neck. Got the index finger and the middle finger. Okay. Just put it right behind your head. head and find that small spike. If you have it, I don't know. We do a class action suit and start suing all these people. Hey, you're not in America if you're not suing people.

If you're not driving, stop what you're doing. Press you two fingers. I want you to do the index finger and the middle finger. Just like that. You check in the pulse. You're going to the back of your head. Just press that back of your skull just above your neck. You're a feel small spike.

I don't have it. I don't have that spike. I may not be using my phone that much. I don't use my phone like you're supposed to use it. I just leave it on the counter, put it on speaker mode. That's how I talk to people. If you have it, boom, I want to know about it. I really want to know about it.

So if you have this spike behind your neck because you use your smartphone, let me know, chewing the fat at the blaze.com or follow me on Twitter at real criss-cruise. Let me know because I'm really curious. And I'm going to start checking people at work. You know what? This is what you do. Yep, there it is. This is what you do.

You go out, coworkers, and you'd be like, hey, I found this great study after listening. No, what? No, I'm going to back up. You know, Jeffrey always says, subscribe rate review. What a better way to share this podcast. You go and say, hey, did you know that humans are starting to grow spikes in the back of the heads because you're using smartphones? and be like, what is your source?

Chewing the fat. You send them a link. You email it to them. You text it to them. You put on your Facebook. You put on your Twitter. You put on your Instagram. You put on your Pinterest.

You put it in your MySpace. You put them on, what's the other one? Friend something? Friendster. You put them all in there. And you said, have you checked the back of your skull right above the neck if you have spikes. Chris Cruz goes over that on chewing the fat.

That's it for today. I'm told you. This is going to be quick. don't do 30, 45 an hour podcast. That is a waste of my time. It is. So what are you going to do today? You got two homework.

One is check for the back of your head. See if you have spikes growing because you see your smartphone. If you do, if you have those spikes, email chewing the fat, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Let me know. We'll do a class action lawsuit here. Someone will pay. Then you grab this podcast that just dropped because you went, boop, because it's 530 Central, 6.30 Eastern, right? It is. Look at the clock. Oh, there it is. It is 6.30 Eastern.

5.30 Central. You share and you say, hey, there's a rare study that says people are growing their spikes back in the back of the skull. You might want to check it out. And Chris, you know, he's a producer for Jeffie. So if you don't like the podcast, ignore it. Just listen to the other ones. Chris, he doesn't know how to do it. He's from Puerto Rico. He has a word accent plus not has Invisaline, he doesn't know how to talk, just do that. And all you have to do is subscribe, rate, review. And by the way, I'm seeing your, I'm seeing your reviews. They're great.

I will read him once Jeff comes back because some of them are hilarious because, you know, you highlight me as being the best in the podcast, but it's not even my podcast. So, um, subscribe, rate, review. And I will try to get an update from Jeffrey when he comes back sometimes this week. I don't know where he is. He think he flew off with a stupid tornado that happened on Father's Day. What a Father's Day gift, right?