Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 129 | Stop The Fecal Transplant, Drink Your Urine, & Someone is In Trouble

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

Once again Kris Cruz decides to take the show and somehow Jeffy finds a his cellphone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to apologize before I start recording this. If you hear people in the background, that is Ron and Christian, bothering me because somehow they cannot find another room to do their business. So you know what? This makes, I don't know, how does he say? This makes fear talking dead? Well, that makes this talking thrones. I don't know.

This makes this CTF. Nope, it did not work. All right. So let's try this one more time because it has to be on in order to fire Chris. I don't know if this is your first time doing this. But in order for this to work, it has to be on. So here we go. This makes something CTF.

Here we go. You know, I thought Texas was cool. I actually did. One of the reasons why I moved to Texas was because I thought Texas was it. First, Texas loses water burger. Unbelievable. I don't like Waterburger. But Texas loses Waterburger to a Chicago firm.

And now they lost the Guinness World Record for the Longhorn. And what is a Longhorn? It's a big cow with horns pretty big. That's what that is. So according to this, the new Longhorn record is Poncho Villa. Pancho Villa is not in Texas. Pancho Villa is in... Alabama with a horn span almost at 11 feet

the horns of the seven-year-old Poncho Villa a Texas longhorn that lives in Alabama spans what is this centimeters no do the math 10 feet 7.4 inches according to the Guinness World Record congratulations Alabama but as you all know know Texas Senator Ted Cruz said this is an outreach. And I agree. Texas Senator Ted Cruz,

cousin Cruz. What is going on with Texas? Texas, it was the best. We lost Waterburger. Now we lost the Longhorns. What is next? And I'm trying to find the tweet by the senator. And I probably wouldn't find it because it was yesterday. It was super late. It was like all Trump coverage. and I was trying to just do it. Oh, and I got caught. Jeffrey found out that I took his podcast. So I don't know what's going to happen. I don't think this one is going to even air.

So hopefully he just tells me nothing. But we're going to continue on because I have some amazing doctor stories. I don't have any opens for them, but I got some amazing health stories. Ron, you better listen. Because according to... Facebook, according to Facebook, what you write on Facebook could be used to diagnose conditions from depression to drug abuse. Think about it.

Scientists say they have used Facebook to identify condition from depression to STIs. Wait, what? You cannot diagnose an STI from a post? I'm sorry, wrong. This is completely wrong. A total of 21 conditions were featured, including digestive problems. How the hell can you diagnose a digestive problem via Facebook post? I guess when you say, I can't poop.

There you go. I have a digestive problem. Injuries, pregnancy. Okay. I see it here. The scientists were able to use this because people were saying, oh, I broke my back. Boom, there's an injury. Or another one was like, oh!

I'm having a baby. Boom, pregnancy. Skin disorder. Ooh, I just found out I have cancer, skin cancer, skin disorder. Anxiety. I feel so sad today. I don't know what's going to happen. Boom, there it is.

Obesity. I'm so fat or a picture of food. This is stupid. Every condition could be predicted using a patient's Facebook data, but 18 categories were best predicted using demographic Facebook data, while 10 were best predicted using the language versus the demographic data. Oh, if you're not telling me, you're going to delete your Facebook. You are crazy.

So, when participants on Facebook use terms like drink, drunk, and bottle that meant alcohol abuse. When people use terms like dumb, BS, or actually wrote the word, and bitches, they were associated with drug abuse and psychopath. I love this. When participant used the words God, family, and pray, they were more likely to have diabetes. What is going on? This is not satire. This is in actual news.

I'm going to post this on my Facebook and Twitter. Twitter is at real Chris Cruz and Facebook is producer Chris Cruz and Chris. Cruces, K-R-I-S-C-R-U-Z. And as soon as you, go ahead and check this out, because according to this, if you use the words on Facebook, like God, family, and pray, they were more likely to have diabetes than those who mentioned them the least. What is that wrong? Do you use God, family, and pray on Facebook? No. Okay, so you do not have diabetes.

How about do you use stomach, head, or hurt on your Facebook? No. Okay, so you do not have any physical symptoms of a psychological disorder. Do you use dumb, BS, or bitches

on your Facebook? No. Okay, so you're not suffering from any drug abuse or psychosis. Do you use the terms drink, drunk, and bottle on your Facebook? No.

Okay, then you're not an alcoholic. Boom. Done. Oh, but you drink. Huh. Okay. I don't know what that means, but this is very interesting that people

people are using social media for the wrong things. Social media is not supposed to diagnose anything like that. Or like this one. Okay, I don't have a girl, but I do have a son. I don't have a daughter, sorry, I don't want to say girl. I do not have a daughter. But children are using parents' makeup

and every two hours there's a kid going to the ER because of makeup incident. Think about that. Wow. Between 2002 and 2016, an estimated of 64,000 children below the age of five visited the emergency room in the country for injuries caused by cosmetic products. You know, if you apply some, I don't know, some logic of gun violence logic I sent to band band cosmetics it's time to stop cosmetics in the house it's time to put you know I don't know license to carry

cosmetics so wow that is a lot and I have a little cute girl with her lipsticks I want to know because what is all these doing what all these kids doing to get themselves into harm's way when it comes to cosmetics. So you got about 75% of the injuries come from swallowing the product. 19%

comes from irritation and the skin or the eyes. 86% of those comes and poisoning and about 13 chemical burns. What are these kids doing? I'm sorry, but if lipstick and eyeliner and cologne

gets you a chemical burn. There's something wrong. And that's not what it said, but it says some of them comes to chemical burns. But this is another interesting health story, and this is all health related. Arizona health officials want to revoke a license of a facility that led maggots collect on patients' wounds twice.

Oh, maggots. That's unbelievable Arizona. The Arizona State Department has reported reportedly announced its intention to revoke the license of a troubled medical facility because they're letting, oh, this is so sad and gross. People's wounds are starting to have maggots. Gross. The Arizona Republic received an email from state health officials Friday evening

announcing that the state will seek to revoke haciendas operating license. If you're in Arizona, please email us at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. chewing the fat at the blais cal. We want to know about what is Hacienda Healthcare in Phoenix is doing to all these patients. Wow. This is unbelievable. As we continue the health news here on chewing the fat, this is not Jeffie. This is Chris Cruz in for Jeffie because his house almost got blown away.

If you saw yesterday's Glenn Beck program, you see the Glenn had a perfect picture. of Jeffie almost getting blown off by a, by what you call a tornado. And I love the headline that Glenn put on his website, which to this day, it's so far, I have not found a better headline to describe what's been happening to Jeff here in the last couple of six months. Yeah, had a heart attack.

And over holidays, Christmas time. And then now, where is it? Because it was fascinating. Okay, right here. Is God trying to kill Jeffey? You can find that at glenbeck.com. And it's a fascinating story. But I want to talk to you about fecal transplant.

Did you know that there's something called as fecal transplant? And you ask me, Chris, what is fecal transplant? It's when they take the poop from someone and give it to the other transplant. person by a transplant. You know how to do, you know, um, blood. Take your blood when you don't know it, but you can do that too. But the US FDA has issued a warning about fecal transplants on Thursday after two patients develop invasive infections after going through the procedure and one of them sadly died. Both patients had weakened immune system, according to the FDA, during the fecal transplant, medical staff gave fecal matter containing beneficial bacteria from the healthy donor.

So what it is is when you could donate your healthy, so gross bacteria to people that need it. And it's very gross because I don't want someone else's poop inside me. After screening, the healthy stool is typically mixed with salt water solution and applied to the colonoscopy. At least you're not having lunch right now because it's 530, 630 Eastern and you get poop. And the first thing you hear is about fecal transplant. You do not want a fecal transplant.

All I'm saying is you do not want you fickle transplant. And so when you're talking about poop, let's talk about pee. Because one Colorado group says drinking your own pee is good for the health. Again, I don't want you to get a poop transplant. And I do not want you to drink your pee. Please, if we have any Coloradians, I think that's how you said, right, Coloradians, Coloradians, people from Colorado. And please tell me this is fake news because,

According to this Colorado group, this is so gross. The urine therapy of Colorado. Yeah. The urine therapy of Colorado meetup group meets once a month in a downtown Boulder Public Library. Of course, they meet at the library. For about an hour and a half to listen to a presentation and then hold a question and answer session to discuss urine drinking benefits. You know, I've heard of people saying, you know, if a jellyfish stings you pee on it. Or I've seen that movie Waterworld where the guy, you know, pease and then runs it to the machine and then drinks it.

But I'm sorry, I am not drinking. I'm not drinking my pee. It could cure me from fat disease. I am not drinking my pee. That is very disgusting. According to the website, it's called the Golden Age of Well-Being. They are really pushing this. First, they're pushing to eat maggots and cockroaches.

Then they're saying, hey, get a fecal transplant. And now Colorado is saying, hey, it's okay to drink your pee because it's going to get you healthy. Wow. So they interviewed Gupta, which is a group member of this urine therapy of Colorado. and he says in the morning that is the first thing I do let some part go take the middle part put it in my eyes put it in my face and then have some chai in the morning I'm sorry what so in the first thing in the morning what he does is he let some go so he's peeing the little first couple drops he lets it go the middle part of the pee he puts it on his eyes

then on his face and then has some chai in the morning what is going on I'm sorry this is unbelievable so according to reports that go back to Asian Rome, Greece and Egypt

and I'm sorry when a report says we have reports dating back to Rome, Greece and Egypt who's going to fact check those seriously who's going to fact check those do we have the Romans the Romans the Romans and the Greeks and the Egyptians telling us that? No.

But according to them, urine therapy has been used to treat everything from acne to cancer. And I'm sorry, but if you have a doctor and her name is Deborah Rose Wilson, I need you to cancel the subscription you have for her because she says there was a time when doctor tested for diabetes in urine by taste. I'm sorry, but if you're a doctor and you're drinking in a random person's pee to check him for diabetes, I'm sorry, but you're doing it wrong. All right, seriously, I thought this was going to be a good idea to do a bunch of health

stories because I love health stories, especially the weird ones. And I know that's not every day, but I want to ask you guys a question. Have you ever had Bubba? Nope, not Bubba. That's somebody else. A bubble tea balls. Have you had that? It's very gross. And I think my cousin, she likes it.

But anyways, the bubble tea is very big in the Asian community. But this is interesting because a doctor discovers over 100 undigested bubble tea balls. inside of a teenage girl. Now let that sink in. A teenage girl in China was hospitalized after she drank too much bubble tea. The 14-year-old was suffering from stomach pain and has been constipated for five days.

Her parents took her to the emergency room in Shishu People's Hospital in Shishu Providence in eastern China to discover that the girl's pain was because she had a hundred blobs in her digestive system. By judging, but judging by the state of the girl's digestive system, Dr. Shang Lu Zing, who treated the patient said that she's likely consumed a lot more tea and is for a long period of time.

Wow. This is unbelievable. So the tea that I'm talking about is known as Bubba Tree. That's why I said, you know, Bubba. It's Bubba tree, T. And it's very interesting. It's like a T and it has some like little gooey balls inside. And I knew those were bad for you.

I knew they were bad for you. But look at that. This girl had a hundred of them in her tummy. And she's like, I feel sick. I feel sick. And as we continue talking about health and now we're going to do health and a little bit of science. Hundreds of skeletons were found at the world's oldest city. Is this Pompeii?

No, it's not Pompeii. Around 9,000 years ago, a settlement in central Turkey was starting to grow, and the people living in this area were found. Like, there's a bunch of bones. So Jeff is no longer the oldest thing in the world. these bones and they look pretty cool that is i can't believe we can still find things in 2019 like that but now they're showing that you know their diet was heavy on wheat barley and rye this may have caused tooth decay and they found between 10 and 13 percent of the population

suffer from cavities huh this is this is just fascinating this whole this whole this whole thing is fascinating. And I believe we're going to take some calls. So 888-933-93. You can call the podcast and tell me if you want me to continue doing this because I've not told Jeffrey that I'm doing this. And hopefully I don't get in trouble. So we're going to take calls. 8-8-900-33-93. All right, like I said, I said I was going to take phone calls. I don't know why. But I told me and Jeff tell you between one central and three central we take your phone calls because that's when we record the podcast so I'm going to take phone calls real quick here but before we do the phone calls like I know Ron I have a phone so come to F down like I know have a call did you know

Ron Ron because I'm talking to you right now did you know that Bodey Mc oh Jeffie's on the line and you let him in what Jeffie yes can I help you Yes, as a matter of fact, you can. Listen, I want to first take a moment and apologize to the audience for letting them down. I realize there has been a new podcast this week, and I apologize. I had to go through a little storm struggle, and I'll tell you that entire story. Really? You're going to get all sad now?

Why am I here? I'm going to get all sad. I'm just apologizing for the audience. Yeah, but you don't need to get all upset I've been talking about health and poop implant And like how can you drink your pee Because his benefit could cure cancer And you hear talking about sadness

What is this The other The saddest part of what people are listening to Is you So I'll be back Very soon In fact that way You're on your way where

Thank you Thank you I'll be back I'm on my way to find my way back to the studio. As a matter of fact, I've been wandering. Yeah, Monday. Yeah, right, you'll be back on Monday? Hey, I think we're going to do Friday.

I heard Monday over here. The word around the street is Monday. Yeah, that's a word because I listened to the podcast that you did yesterday. And, hey, Friday sounds good. Friday? So it's good enough to, you know, leave Wednesday and Thursday and now be back on Friday. You know, and I even have a living American dream for this Saturday. Like, I've gone all out.

Do you? I did. Tem B. Locke. Do you have one? I do. Oh, Jeff, and it's a good one, baby. It's a good one. Ten be locked.

I was able to get a Hollywood star in this damn show. That was nice of you. You're welcome. That's all. That's all I ask. That's all I ask. It doesn't mean that I didn't see one review of your show yesterday. The person used the word great.

Great. I know. I think that individual has a different meaning for the word great. Yeah, like it was greatness. So anyway, I'm a little busy right now. I'm up on the roof right now, putting on shingles. How's that going? Wait, you didn't get some Puerto Ricans come over and help you out? It's not a chance of that happening, just so you're clear. No Puerto Rican helping out? There's not a chance of me getting up on that roof.

I'll guarantee you that. Well, even when the storm was happening, who was putting a top over your roof? Was it you or four neighbors? Yeah, no, I was out there with... Oh, you got up? I'll tell you. I was out there with them. I'll tell you that story on Friday.

On Friday. So FAP-out Friday? So do we have any... So are we going to do a FAP-out Friday, or are you just going to do something where you just retell your story, like, you know, when you call into the Glenn Beck program? program. Hey, that was cut short.

Was it? That was cut short. Yes, that was cut short. There's much more to the story. Oh, there is. That has to make fun of the fat man and that shows a little drawing on the air, you know, have a few laughs. But I'll tell you the story, the entire story.

And there's a lot more to it. Yeah, yeah, there is. Okay, Jeff, keep talking, because we get another phone call. I want to see who this person is. Hold on. Keep talking. Okay. I mean, I'll be happy to keep talking. Just look forward to myself.

myself returning to the podcast Friday for the full story. Plus, I've got a ton of stories. Oh, my gosh. So much stuff has happened. Are you going to do some OJ talk? I'm sorry? Are you going to do OJ talk? Oh, you've got to talk a little OJ?

I've been love with this to Twitter. I love OJ right now. Right now people are hating on him. And I got two messages over the weekend saying, how can I mute OJ? because I don't want to block you. Well, you could do it. No, yeah, I walk him through it.

It gives you that option. Yeah, I'll walk him through it, but I don't see the hate. And by the way, I don't know, maybe you can help me out here, Jeffrey. But I saw a lot of stabbing jokes. I don't get it. I don't get the stabbing jokes. So I need you on Friday to explain to me what all these stabbing jokes meant. Because, like...

If you're serious, I'm happy to explain it to you. Oh, yeah, I'm serious. I need to know what is all these stabbing. And I saw one guy, like, put, like, gloves. I was like, okay, yeah, he played, you know, Michael Jackson as, you know, in Halloween. But I thought Michael Jackson had, like, white gloves. He had black gloves. So I think he was kind of confused what kind of gloves are used for Halloween.

Yeah, that's exactly what it was. He was kind of confused. Okay. That's all right. That's what happens. Well, you know what? This is your show. I tried, you know, like I said, we talk about poop transplant.

The FDA says, do not do that. It's not healthy for you. Colorado group tells you that to drink your pee because that could cure acne and cancer and could you know you got put could in there we also talk about the baba tree bubble tea balls a hundred of them were found so i think this is the show jeffy can i post this and can you sign us off with like a rate review subscribe you know because yesterday the way i did it was fantastic was you know you you you check the back of your neck above the neck under the skull to see you have the spike from oh yeah for the spike that's right i did remember hearing about

the spike. You know, that's not, that's not, uh, because of a cell phone neck. I was listening to that, actually.

And, uh, that's, that's our body creating a new antenna. Whoa. I don't know what. Like, is this some kind of alien thing?

Like, are we getting used? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. But anyway, that was just my first thought. Uh, yeah,

you can, you know, do whatever your cute little heart desires for your little, you know, rate, review, and subscribe. I know you're having a little fun. I just want you to remember, there was a line that you said a little ways back

when you were talking to me. What was it? What was it? I know this is... Your show? This is your show. Thanks for listening.