Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 13 | Bebe Rexha Needs a Dress

Episode Date: January 24, 2019

Jeffy gives you the news that you need to know to include a Florida couple getting runover and Bebe Rexha needing a dress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know what I miss today? You know what I miss today? Coffee? Black? A pack of cigarettes. You know what I miss today? Coffee? Black.

Maybe even just a... I don't want any cream. I don't want any sugar. I want black, hot coffee. Pack of smokes. Yep. That's what I want. You don't have to have filters on them.

Palmalls, fine. I prefer Palmalls over Camel, but if they're a camel, I'll smoke them. You know, the palm malls are longer. You have the filters, I'll smoke them. Nice Marlboro Red, maybe. I like the regular Marlboro lights, though. But for a long time, I smoked those 72s, which are Marlboro light shorts.

Do you know my wife? I'm not saving any money? Not saving any money? I'm not saving any money. The money's gone, man. If I don't spend it, she does. The money's gone. It's not like, oh, we'll save it.

there's no such thing as that anyway I was just thinking you know it sounds good too I'm really jones and the last couple days besides just a pot of black coffee

and a pack of smokes besides that a mushroom cheeseburger medium I'd like it medium to the well side not medium to the rare side fries extra crispy and a large chocolate shake.

Then we'll sit down with the black coffee and smokes. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I'll just have oatmeal and a little applesauce. So sad. So Chris, I have a question for you before we get started today. Okay. All right?

Now just between you and me, stop for just a second. I may do the black. coffee thing in the show. We don't need to do that as the open. Okay. It'd be funny in the open, but I may use it in the show anyway. Okay. So don't put it in the open. What I'm going to do right now needs to be pre-open. All right. Okay. Chris, before we get started today, I was thinking, how are you, you've been married for how long now?

How long is it been? I mean, really, I mean, really, what, four or five months, six months, something like that? Four. Okay. How's it going? Good. Feel good about it? Yeah.

I noticed somewhere, I don't know if you just sent it to me or if you sent it if you posted it for the world to see, but I did happen to run across a point where you happened to say that you called your wife by your first wife's name. I was just wondering how that's going for you. Yeah, I did. Just wondering how that's going for you. It's going good.

Yeah? Did she catch it? Oh, yeah, she's catching. Ooh. Oh. By, does she know who you were talking about? Yes. Or did she just say, what name did you call me?

Yes, Alyssa. Elizabeth. But what I'm asking is, is that when you said Alicia, does that mean she knows exactly who that is? Yep. Or does she just say, who'd you call me? No, she knows exactly who that person is. Now, let me ask you this question. Earlier today, you mentioned that you're by yourself.

I am. In this nice new house you just bought. I am by myself. So, am I just guessing that, you know, Alyssa had something to do with that? I'm just asking. I'm concerned for you. Thank you for a concern. I am.

I am concerned for you. I mean, it must be because you're not talking about it. Let's get to the show. Welcome to it. This is Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And of course, my, do you even have a title? I mean, are you like the producer, the executive producer?

Media producer. The do boy for chewing the fat, Chris Cruz. I like that, though. Good, because that's what it is. What's your, at real Chris Cruz? Nope. No? What is it?

Try again. At No, it is, real Chris Cruz At real Chris Cruz, that's what it is At real Chris Cruz That's what I said No, you did not You did not

You said at real, you say at Chris Cruz No I did not I said at real Chris Cruz That's the only thing I said Was at real Chris Cruz Play it back You could lose your do boy position quickly Now I don't want to start to fight today

Not today, but that's what I said really Okay, I believe you I didn't say it wrong I said it right. Okay, I believe you. You heard it wrong. And I can't help that. I apologize for your hearing issues.

Perhaps waxrx.com. It'll be use waxrx.com. Any promo code on that? I believe if you want to ship to your house for free, you can use the promo code radio if I remember the spot correctly. I haven't done one in quite some time. Apparently they got mad at me or something. I don't know.

What the deal is? Yeah, it's a new year. Plus, I was doing chewing the fat every day on Pat, And that's when I was doing the spots and stuff every day during the Pat Gray Unleashed program, which was on the afternoons. Well, you know, Pat comes on a different time now. Wait, he does? Yeah, different time. He comes on six to eight central, seven to nine Eastern.

How about Pacific? And that would be five to seven. And Mountain? No, Mountain would be five to seven. Pacific would be four to six, right. And Zulu time. I have, don't start with me with the Zulu time. Nobody cares about Zulus.

What about our military? Terry, they drive on Zulu. No, they do not. That's why the Zulu people are pissed. I'm trying to keep the Zulu people happy. The, and that's too early. I'm not coming in here every day for that thing. Good Lord.

I already screwed up and said, there's a time coming up here in the near future where Mr. Gray has to be off. And I said, I feel, no problem. I got it for you. I got it for you. And I was, oh, man, that was, that was a mistake. Shouldn't ever open my mouth.

But I am, so I'll be filling in for a way. I think in a couple of weeks, for sure. But we still have, I'm going to join them tomorrow, which is Friday the 25th. If you're listening, depending on when you're listening to the podcast. And I'm just coming in to hang out. There's no more on trivia tomorrow. I understand that. If you let me, could I finish my thought or are you just going to jump in?

Waiting. I'm going to jump in. It's all yours. Go ahead. Do you in the Fat Friday edition tomorrow? That's correct. More on trivia will be the following Friday into the Super Bowl. Right.

And so I figured, hey, you know, whatever, I'm used to getting up early on Fridays. I just come in anyway, hang out. What's it going to do? Kick me out. What's it going to do? Say no, get out? What am I going to do then? Turn around and go home?

If only that would happen. if I could get a text from my house to hear saying don't bother, don't worry about coming in, I would turn around. I'm looking forward to it, though. I love working with Pat. On a serious note, I love working with Pat. Even serious or note, I hate coming in that early anymore. It kills me.

I got up for years, years, 2.30 in the morning, 2 o'clock on the morning to do morning shows. every day. Oh, man. It's never breaking ending. Anyway, are we going to start this show or what? So we talked last week about the super blood wolf howling moon, red sky, moon eclipse that happened on Sunday night into Monday.

And it was fascinating. And of course, you know, my wife was up all night taking pictures. He's got slow motion video and pictures and stuff. I don't even think she's posted hardly any of it yet. She will. She's been a little busy, and I'll tell you more about that later. But so in West Palm Beach at the epoxy wilderness trail, a young couple who lived near the trail decided, hey, we know the park's closed and the gates are locked, but we're just going to go in and we're going to watch the super blood wolf howling eclipse moon from the old. epoxy wilderness trail.

And since it's a trail and there's, you know, woods and muck and stuff all on the sides, you know, the best place to see it would do what? I know. Let's lay down in the middle of the road and watch the Super Blood Wolf Moon Wilderness Eclipse Party there. So a West Palm Beach police officer driving through the epoxy wilderness trail going approximately, you know, he was just going through nice and slow about five miles an hour. No.

Boob, boboop, boboop. Runs over. Who puts speed bumps at the park? I think that was his first thought. Like, what? Did they just put those in today? Runs over the couple. Amazing.

Amazing. So he's on, he's been placed on administrative leave. Why? That's what I'm asking. That's what I'm asking. Second, well, because, I mean, he's not paying a day. He's looking at the super Blood Wolf Moon Apocalypse Eclipse, too. They're trespassing.

I think the same thing. I think, look, A, they're laying in the middle of a freaking road. B, the park is closed, right? He's the one that belongs there, not them. But, you know, on the other hand, I mean, dude, something's in the road. Turn on your lights, dude. They do something. What are you doing out there?

Right? Yeah. I mean, that might have been something else going on, right? We don't know the, we don't know that's why he's on at leave. Look, we're just going to put you on leave. Shut up. We don't want to know why else what else was going on out out there. It doesn't say if anyone else is in the car with him.

Usually people stop for that kind of thing, but you never know. But they went to, they got taken to the hospital. They were treated for non-life-threatening injuries. So that's kind of good, right? I mean, you get run over by a police car going five miles an hour? It would seem to me that it would be better for your body to get run over fast, right? Yeah. I mean, slow is that puts that entire weight that, you've got a quarter of a wheel or so going over you.

One more time? Well, you got that quarter of the wheel is that woo over you. I mean, that's, I'll do it some damage. Right? You'll think. I mean, there was one story we talked about the guy that got run over by the Tarvey roller and lived. That was a long time ago. You know, the big barrel rollers.

Oh, that cement? Yeah, the Tarvey blacktop rollers. Yeah. There's one guy that got run over by one of those and survived. That was, you know, he said, I don't know, he just ran over me. I laid down. Next thing I know, it's over me. I get up.

Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot, rubber man. Appreciate it. But this is not them, okay? This is not the rubber man couple. And I have a question, you know, he had to be doing something else, right? Something else had to be going on for him to get. I mean, I grant you it was a mistake running, not looking for people in the middle of the road.

But the argument is how do you not see the couple? laying in the middle of the road in the epoxy wilderness trail. And that's why you don't text and drive people. Thank you. Thank you. They've got the big billboards up in the DFW now with the text.

What is it? Call me. No. Shoot, what is it? It shows the text. It shows your phone, the message thing with like two or three messages on it. And it's got some special caption.

What the heck is it? I got to find the caption. No, they've got the big campaign. And the one that I'm thinking of shows your message thing with one or two messages, and it says better on red than dead. That's what it is. Better on red than dead. And I know there's a funeral home in the DFW area that has one or two billboards up

that says, we can wait. You know, don't text and drive. Can you? Okay, if you say so Anyway, that's what that police officer All started from the cop running over The couple in Florida That big jump

I don't know how you do that though I've seen, yeah, you're not paying attention You're looking outside Yeah, he was looking at the Super Blood Wolf Moon Eclipse Apocalypse 2 Yes But still

Because the cop is thinking hey, I can drive through the, I can still stay moving. So the GPS, my sergeant thinks I'm still moving, right, doing my job. I'm out driving around. I'm just not stopped somewhere because they all got their little GPS markers on. And so he's just kind of strolling through the park doing five miles an hour, looking up with the Super Blood Wolf Moon Apocalypse entity thing. And, but thankfully they're okay.

They're clearly there. Okay, I'd like to know. We should find out who they are and talk to them and find out what happened. Like if they're, you know, non-life-threatening means, if non-life threatening means my leg is flat for the rest of my life, then that's sure, that's what it is. Would you sue? Oh, my gosh.

But that's a tough lawsuit, right? Because remember, the gates were locked. They went in on their own accord, and they're laying in a road. Where else would you're going to lay? Well, I know that. I understand that. I got that. Defending them already.

But still. Call me, Florida couple. Flat leg, Florida couple. Call me. Hopefully they can still call, right? I mean, they might be flat-hand. You don't know what he ran over. As long as we're in Florida.

Let's stay in Florida. No reason to leave. Okay. Right now, I miss Florida as it is. I miss Florida. I miss seeing the water. You know, the DFW area is kind of like Tampa Bay without the water. And colder.

And it's kind of like Tampa Bay except different. William Shatner. Apparently there's a man from Clearwater who believes that he's William Shatner's son. Peter Sloan. He's claimed for decades that William Shatner is his biological dad. The 87-year-old actor, father, father. of three daughters says, eh, no you're not.

So this guy, Peter Sloat is still pursuing what he calls his birthright to the Shatner name. On January 14th, the long-time Tampa resident, now living in Clearwater, petitioned the Pinellas County Court to have his name legally

changed to Peter Shatner. I mean, I don't think William can stop that, right? You could be Shatner. Bill can't be stopping people from naming it. He doesn't have the rights to the way to name Shatner. One week later, a Miami attorney representing Shatner, emailed Sloan to cease and desist, threatening further legal action if he moves forward.

They're just trying to scare me, said Sloan. It won't work. Sloan is not sure how Shatner learned of his court attempt to change his name. I don't know, maybe, you know, he has a little, you know, somebody keeping an eye on you because you're some kind of freak that thinks you're his kid for decades. When Sloan and his birth mother reconnected in 1984, she admitted his father could be either Shatner or a second man. She only recalls as chick, a law student from Montreal. So instead of Peter thinking that chick, a law student from Montreal is his dad, he figured William Shatner is his dad.

And that's the way it goes. So Sloan claims that Shatner then admitted to being his father. Wow. He had a one-on-one meeting between himself and Shatner. and Adrian Kean's ex-wife, the Hollywood producer, a friend of Sloan's Adda... It gets really convoluted now. But apparently Shatner admitted that it was his kid.

What does William Shatner have at 87? I mean, if you're his kid in his 60s, is there a reason why you wouldn't say no? Or you wouldn't say, yeah, he's my kid? I guess just money, right? Yeah, I mean, that's the only reason. But when you look at the picture of Peter Sloan, the man who believes that William Shatner is his dad,

he looks more like Jack Nicholson. So maybe Chick from Montreal was Jack Nicholson. Because he looks a lot like Jack Nicholson more than William Shatner. And, I mean, you all saw Jack Nicholson's back in the news because he finally made a rare public appearance not long ago. we went to the basketball game. And Jack is, let's say, looking, I mean, he's in his 80s. He looks good for being in his 80s.

No doubt about that. But he's a little, got a few extra LBs. You see him eating a burger and fries at court side at the Lakers game. He's taking pictures. He's glad-handed everybody. he took his son Ray with him to the game

I mean that you know Ray's had a pretty good life son of Jack Nicholson now Nicholson is what 80 what I say Nicholson was he's like maybe 83 something like that now hold his Jack hold on let me see what I think it says so in the story

81 so Jack is 81 his son is 26 so he didn't have Ray until what 60 Jack's still having kids like me. Oh, boy. That could be in trouble. I mean, Jack, he's got his red glasses on, black clothes, and he doesn't really look great.

But look, you're in your 80s, you're going to do what you want. And you dress the way you want, and you do what you want. And if anybody says anything about it, you tell him to go take a walk off a short pier. But I would say that back to Peter Sloan, Pete, if William Shatner doesn't let you let you down, go after Jack Nicholson. You look more like him, babe.

And Jack might say, I was going to end it there, but Jack might actually say, yeah, you know, I don't remember much those days. You could be my kid. Change your name, whatever you want, but you're not getting a dime. Have a nice day. So have you heard of the world famous singer?

Biba Rexa What's her name? Baba rexa Beba. That's what I said, baby rexa. Baby. That's what I said, baby. Baby.

Baby. Baby. That's what I said. Yeah, baby. Bebe. That's what I said baby Beba. Not Reba. Bebe.

Bebe. Bebe. All right, I'm not saying it anymore. That's your job. All right. So have you heard the world famous singer and songwriter? Baby Rexa. Well, she could win some Grammys.

Yeah, she was nominated. Yeah. With the meant to be. What is that? She's 29. That's her hit, her album or song or whatever. Oh, that's the song. I mean, that's the song that.

Bebe Rexa. Did. Or the title of her album or something. But she's mad because she says that the designers don't want to dress her. and they don't want to dress her because of her size. How fat is she? I mean, I looked at some pictures of Beaver Rexa. And she's not that bad.

She says she's a 6-8. I mean, I didn't realize she was... 6'8 inches? I didn't realize she was that tall. Wow. How tall are you? I'm like 6-2. And your son?

My Ellis is 6-5. Wow, so she's taller than that. Right. 6-8. I mean, that's a big singer. That's a big singer. I don't wonder the designers don't want to... Don't want to dress her.

That's a lot of cloth. You aren't lying. You want to talk about a flowing gown. Yeah. I mean, we make a flowing gown for most people. That's just like a mini dress for her. No, she said, where's a size, 6-8? Oh, the ladies, 6-8.

I don't know how tall she is. We can find that easy enough. But I'm not exactly a fashion designer, but I hardly say is a plus size. No, she's not plus size. She's 5-5. She's 5-5. So she's got a little, what's the word I'm looking for? Hips.

Spread. Yeah, hips. Spread. Same thing. So she said all the people who said I'm thick and can't wear dresses, F you. I don't want to wear your effing dresses. She claims that they don't, you know, they don't have, they don't, they don't, they don't, they're saying that women in the world that are size eight and up

are not beautiful and cannot wear your dresses. That's not what they're saying. Now, maybe half of that is true. You can't wear our dresses. The other half, you're not beautiful. That's not what they're saying. They're saying, this is the size of my dresses. What she should have done,

and this is just a helpful hint for you. Bebe Rexa. You should have gone to Project Runway and said, I need a Grammy outfit to wear for the Grammys, and you need to make one. They make an episode out of it. they're going to make the winner the winner is what

is going to wear it to the Grammys and you make it a big deal for Project Runway with Bebe Rexa. Right. Her measurements are not badged, 34, 35, 33. Okay. She's been nominated for two Grammy Awards.

Best New Artist and Best Country Duo Performance of her hit song meant to be with Florida, Georgia Lai. Oh. I think. the song has been streamed over 620 million times. It's not bad. I think I know why they don't want to do her dress.

Oh, no. I just check here. Her feet size, nine. So, but you know why her feet size are nine? Why? Because. Bebe Rexha. Supporting the spread.

I'm telling you, she just should have done the project runway thing. They would have done it happily. and it would have been a great, it would have been a good, cool episode, and it would have been more promotion for and her Grammy nominations, and it would have been an end because when they ask who are you wearing,

Project One Way, and whatever designer won the contest. She only weighs 130 pounds, so I'm not getting this whole plus size. She's not plus. No, she's just, she's thick. You know, she's got some, curves and spread.

Yeah, spread. That's the way I'm looking for, spread. And hips. In the business. Chris, I don't know if you know that, but in the business. Yeah, because you are fashion. In the business, we call that a spread. So Bebe Rexa, she's a spread.

I mean, yes. I'm just here to help, is all I'm telling you. I'm just saying what you should have done. Bebe Rexa. Is go to Project Runway. Or at least go to the new. I haven't seen any word on the new Project Runway either on Amazon. That was supposed to happen now with What's Her Face and What's His Face? You know them.

Oh, yeah, those two people. They were supposed to. Yeah, and What's her face? Black girl, yeah. No. No, the brown girl. No. Oh, no, the white girl. Sorry.

The star, the main lady of Project Runway, the model. Yeah, the black girl. No. It's her name. My wife's going to be so mad at me for not being able to remember her name. Heidi. Heidi, Heidi. No, Heidi.

Clume. Clum. not Flaise. So the white girl. Heidi Flaise. Heidi Flaise was the hooker lady from L.A. Heidi Flaise is still out in the desert trying to sell hookers. But Heidi Klum is the project one way.

Same thing. Heidi this, Heidi that. Yeah, right. They're supposed to have their Amazon thing going on, right? That was the big deal. They were taking Project Runway from A&E or history or lifetime or whatever the hell network they're on.

I think it was the history channel. It was one of those networks. Nat Geo. It was National Geographic that had the Project Runway. You're right. The newest show was on the military channel, I think. But one of those networks had Project Runway, and then they were going to go to Amazon. Remember, that was the big deal, because I was so mad because Amazon was saying that you'd be able to click on stuff on the screen and buy the merchandise.

And we would try to do that forever on this network. Go ahead. You have a little likely you want to have some information for me. So according to the season 16 is the one that is on... Right now. Yeah. Yes. So what's airing now is what season 15 or something?

Yes. Okay. So this is the final season. Yes. All right. So I'm just ahead of the curve a little bit. So they're doing their final season on the military channel. Yeah.

Military channel, yeah. Because they were on net deal before. What is it? Seriously. Is it Lifetime? Because I think they started out on Lifetime. You got the page right in front of you. Don't shake your enemy.

Bravo TV. Project runway came from Bravo TV. Originally. That's not what it's on now, though. EW. Wow. Really? Yeah.

Because it was on Lifetime, I thought. Yeah, because according to this, it started a project runway with a Bravo TV. Okay. Then EW returns to the original, wow, this is a lot. They've been moving everywhere. They're such money hungry.

Heidi just wants the cash. Because it left Bravo and then came back to Bravo. Right. They made a big deal about it coming back. And then they have the All-Star Project Runway. And that's with What's Her Face who drives me crazy. Alyssa Milano. Oh, yeah.

And you say you're not watching that. I can't take it. I sat through about half an episode. So after 11 season on Lifetime. Okay, I do. You look right. You're right. 11 years on Lifetime.

Right, I was right. Project runway is returning to It's original network for season 17. Yeah, but that's not with Heidi or Tim. With brand new hosts. Yeah. Because Heidi and Tim are going to Amazon. Heidi and Tim are out to a new fashion competition series on Amazon.

Right. That is not called Project Runway. No, they can't. No, Project Runway saying, you can go, but you ain't taking that. Yes. Which I'm surprised about because that's Heidi's deal. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's made a fortune off that show and that damn show.

And that's how people know. That damn show. I mean, everything is sponsored. They've got more sponsors. They've got this so every, everything is sponsored. It's amazing. It really is. They sponsor everything.

Yeah, so Project Runway Season 17 will start on March of this year. Right, the new host. Yeah, because the final season is airing right now. That's already in the can, but it's airing right now. And the, I'm just fascinated to see what the Amazon show will be with Heidi and Tim. because the show without Tim. Tim is the one. He's a staple.

Tim is the man. We all knew that that's a gay guy that dresses you up. Tim is the man. Yes. I love Tim Gunn. But they, the, Heidi and Tim,

been together for 14 years. And they're both Emmy winners. Oh yeah. This is fantastic. Their global audience, of course, is global and 200, yeah, 200 territories worldwide.

Yeah, that makes so much money. Wow. So much money off that show. It's amazing. So that's why I said that should have gone to them and made it a deal. They would have made it.

In fact, what they should do, she should do that right now, and maybe Heidi and Tim can throw something together for them. We'll just film it for Amazon and we'll run it later. Remember two years ago when we were just getting this show off the ground, came to us and asked for a Grammy dress. Tim and I threw something together for her,

and here's the episode. Because right now, I'll cut this, but right now, Heidi's doing America's Got Talent Champions. Right. Right. So she's busy right now.

I forgot she's doing that too. I hate these people. So she's doing America's Got Talent. I hate these people. America's Got Talent Champions, a new season with Amazon. and they've already got the in the can for the final season on Bravo or Lifetime or whatever they'll do. Yeah.

Yeah. I think I hate these people. I do. Because who is more fashion than me? Are they, am I working with them? No. Why are you looking? Why are you looking like that? I mean, it's clearly fact.

Okay, so off the air, I can't get over the, I can't get over the story. All right, because I'm like, Chris and I both are like, she's not that, no, she's not that big. There's plenty of other actresses. Yes, we've seen bigger people with a dress. With dresses and they,

all these actors and actresses that are, you know, plus size. Plus size models. Get these dresses, okay? And it's a surprise, and I can't get over it. So as we're, as we're chewing our own little fat on the side. here about I'm like

there's got to be something why there's got to be something and I'm thinking country maybe and then I'm like you know what I wonder if she's ever said anything pro Trump it's bad Trump wow

yeah this is bad Trump this is not pro Trump oh I thought when I said Trump and you said yes she has I thought that was pro Trump no this is bad Trump well then they should give her address she's on their side so she hates Trump too yeah she said at a concert

she yells towards the crowd and says F Donald Trump I mean Bebe what are you doing trying to fit in she didn't mean it I mean if she's on their side

there's no there's no reason I honestly thought that you meant that there was pro Trump and so because I was like of course that's why she can't get a dress because she's pro-Trump. But if she's against Trump, they should say they should be dressing her in jewels. And gold and platinum and silver.

Yeah, and bronze. I don't understand that. She must have done something. We need to further investigate. Just like Glenn decided to take his team and do a Caventon, Catholic boys study. Covington. Covington?

Yeah. We need to do a Bebe Rexa study of why can she get a dressed. That's what I want. I'm going to, I want you, I'm giving you a charge. Okay. Like Glenn Beck gave his men to charge. I'm giving you a charge. I want a TikTok.

TikTok? You want a TikTok? That's inside, inside radio talk. Yeah. I want a TikTok of the. Baby Rexa. Timeline of why she can't get a dress. We're going to dive into this.

I can't take this anymore. Tell you another thing I can't take is the beating up of Chick-fil-A. What is wrong with Chick-fil-A? Well, they're homophobic chicken. So we all know that Chick-fil-A has a location in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. That was a big deal for them to move into that stadium. It's exciting. And of course, guess what?

It closes on Sunday. They're there for the weekend games. They're there for events. But the Sunday NFL games, they close. and so people are all upset and wound up that they're going to remain closed on Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah, yeah they are. It's only very special occasions that they open up on Sunday.

But their main deal is we close on Sunday. We give our employees a day off. We want the employees to spend time with their families, spend time in church, spend time celebrating what they want to celebrate with and not have to worry about making chick-fil-a sandwiches. And I'm like, good, good, even though I can't tell you how many Sundays in my life, I've gone, oh, man, I've got to go to Chick-fil-A.

Oh, Sunday, it's close. And my kids are like, let's go to Chick-fil-A. Can't. Why not? It's Sunday. And do my kids say, what? I hate that. them. No. You know what happens?

What did it do? Oh, that's right. Okay. Can we go to McDonald's? We move on. It's good for them. It's just agonizing to me how they take a meeting for that. It really is. But when I want Chick-Filley on Sundays, please be open. All right, I want to thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. I want to thank you for

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Thank you. I don't feel that I am. No, you're not. So you subscribe and then rate and review. And I know, look, I know sometimes you don't know what to say. You don't know how to rate it. You don't know worry. You're worried about it.

Look, I'm going to help you out here. All right? You subscribe? Then when you rate it, you just rate it 20 stars. Review it, best podcast ever. And you're done. And then you think to yourself, wow, that was pretty easy. That's when you share it.

You just share it. You just share it. Right there. And it pops up to who to share with and your email will pop up and you just click like, A. And then the first day that comes up, that's who you share it with. And you can do that every day until you go through your entire email list if you want. But you can share it with anyone that you like or anyone you don't like,

Just share it. That's all I ask. And I want to think, I was all fired up. I got a package in the mail the other day. It feels like it felt like a T-shirt. It was in a UPS bag. and I was like, yes. And I look at the return address

and it's the Palm Pavilion on Clearwater Beach. And I'm like, yes. You are so, I love the Palm Pavilion. The owners, I've met the owners. I've eaten there before. It's great. one of my favorite shirts, T-shirts of all time in my life as a Palm Pavilion shirt.

It's, you know, long-sleeve. I love it. So it's not a T-shirt. It's a long-sleeve t-shirt. That's what those are. Long-sleeve t-shirts. Yes. What is it then?

A long-sleeve. T-shirt. No, it can't be a T-shirt. It has sleeves. It's a long-sleeve t-shirt. No. Yes. Yes.

That's what it is. No, stop talking. Stop. Turn the mic off. I don't know here. So I'm like, they heard me talking about them. And they were so enthralled with me that they sent me another t-shirt, another long-sleeved t-shirt. And then I get the message in the envelope.

And I was completely wrong. The Jeffie MRA fan club in Roe. Oh, you have a felon club? Sent me a Palm Pavilion T-shirt. Now, this Palm Pavilion T-shirt is a short-sleeve t-shirt. So it's a teacher. No, it's a short-sleeve t-shirt. That's what I said.

It's nice, though, because I love the material. The back says, there's no place like this place, anywhere near this place, so this must be the place. Palm Pavilion, Clearwater Beach, since 1926. I don't have any backwriting on the one I have. So that's new. I have my long-sleeved white t-shirt for Paul Pavilion. It doesn't have the back right. It's white?

So this is gray. No, the long-sleevee shirt that you have is white. The long-sleeved t-shirt that I have is white. The long-sleeved shirt that you have is white. Did I not tell you to stop talking? Is that? So anyway, I want to thank the fan club. The at Jeff E.MRA fan club in Rhode Island.

It says, God bless you all on the note. God bless you very much. I appreciate it. Now, that having been said, I'm a little pissed at Paul Pavilion for not sending me a t-shirt, okay? I'd like to know what the deal is. I give you a lot of love. It's all. I will.

I will. I promise you wear this t-shirt. I love it. It's a short-sleeve t-shirt. There's plenty of opportunities to wear it. You have to say short-sleeve. People know that a t-shirt is short-sleeve already. Why are you continuing to talk into the microphone after I've asked you to stop talking?

I'm thanking people for giving me a gift. I'm also hollering on people for not giving me a gift. And I'm letting them know what particular gift I got. The gray short-sleeved t-shirt from Paul Pavilion from my fan club in Rhode Island. And they heard me talking about my favorite long-sleeve t-shirt from Palm Pavilion. And they sent me this and I really appreciate it very much. Thank you. I will wear it and think of you always.

I really appreciate it. Wow. you are really pissing me off I swear I could just sit down and talk to you until the end of time I have so many stories in front of me now that we're not going to get to today that I mean that's why we created a fat pile Friday

just to you know just to start going through the stuff that I don't get to during the week we've got stuff with story you know I try to throw in some extra stories on Saturday with some extra interviews and some stories because there's so many great stories and we just don't get to them because apparently I ramble.

And, you know, we get on stories and we start talking about things. And we start, you know, getting involved in different things that I feel are important at the time. And, you know, we lose track of time. And I know you got stuff to do. And I got other things to do. Look, I have two great stories that we could be here another hour on these two stories. We've got an eighth grade privilege test that the school in Wisconsin gave to white males. which we're going to take.

I want to know if I have privilege. And then we've got John McAfee, who's running for president from a vote. Because the IRS is after him. And if you don't, I mean, John McAfee is just, but he's been posting videos, and he is outrageous. And but we've got to talk about him.

We have to. We have to talk about it because he may be the person to vote for. He may be the person to vote for. be the person of Ovo. And he believes that he can run for president and not actually be in the country. I'm all for it. I'm all for it. In fact, he has, I won't go any deeper to tell you that he's now instructed people

that are going to show up at different places in the country with masks to be John McAfee. He's going to be there in absentia. He's going to show up. and he's going to have apparently people, they're going to have like a phone on their head so that he can see what the person with the mask is looking at. And so he can, you know, he'll take care of it.

He can speak and he can be there, but he won't really be there, but he'll be there. I know. We have to talk about that. We have to. But I do want to let you know yesterday. I wasn't here. And I told you I would explain later in, you know,

in my social media post. but my mother-in-law who has lived with us for the last 10 years now, I think, something like that, both my father-in-law and my mother-in-law, you know, my wife's folks, kids, grandparents, she passed away yesterday, rest her soul. And it was a, you know, it was a tough day. Being through it all, my kids are taking it tough, and they should. They love her, and she loved them. and that was the reason that I wasn't here for the podcast.

And so we're still, my wife, plus her heart, is, you know, struggling to get through it all and trying to keep everything together. And as usual, she's doing a great job. But I just want to let you know that that's why I wasn't here. And are you sure you weren't here yesterday? Because I saw a post by your wife because I followed her on social media. And, you know, the post said, you know, my mother was surrounded by, her grandson, two grandkids, two daughters, a loving husband, and that's it.

It never said, and Jeffrey. Wait, what? Yeah, the post said, my mother passed away next to her two grandkids, two daughters, her loving husband, period. So are you sure you weren't there? Are you sure you were there? I get, maybe I'm rethinking that now. Because I don't think you were there.

I want to have so much fun with this. And my wife will be really bad. So I'm not going to do it. I know. Don't look at me like that. I'm a wuss. I know. I was there.

I guess at that point when she posted the social media, I guess I wasn't there. I was in the bathroom or something. I don't know. I do I remember being there I remember being there so look she was upset and I get it so you know

when you get upset what do you forget about? Me